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OFFICIAL MLB GAMETHREAD AUTISM 6/10 Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 17:27:55 [Preview] No. 278902

Chicago White Sox (21-41) vs. Boston Red Sox (44-21)
CHW- R. López (1-4)
BOS- R. Porcello (8-2)
>1:05 pm ET

Baltimore Orioles (19-44) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (29-35)
BAL- A. Cobb (2-7)
TOR- M. Estrada (2-6)
>1:07 pm ET

San Diego Padres (30-36) vs. Miami Marlins (23-41)
SD- C. Richard (4-6)
MIA- J. Ureña (1-7)
>1:10 pm ET

Seattle Mariners (40-24) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (29-34)
SEA- J. Paxton (5-1)
TB- N. Eovaldi (1-1)
>1:10 pm ET

Cleveland Indians (33-29) vs. Detroit Tigers (31-35)
CLE- C. Kluber (9-2)
DET- A. Lewicki (0-1)
>1:10 pm ET

St. Louis Cardinals (35-27) vs. Cincinnati Reds (22-43)
STL- C. Martínez (3-2)
CIN- A. DeSclafani (0-1)
>1:10 pm ET

Milwaukee Brewers (39-25) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (32-30)
MIL- B. Woodruff (2-0)
PHI- Z. Eflin (2-2)
>1:35 pm ET

Los Angeles Angels (37-28) vs. Minnesota Twins (27-34)
LAA- N. Tropeano (3-3)
MIN- F. Romero (2-2)
>2:10 pm ET

Pittsburgh Pirates (31-33) vs. Chicago Cubs (37-24)
PIT- I. Nova (2-5)
CHC- K. Hendricks (4-5)
>2:20 pm ET

Houston Astros (41-25) vs. Texas Rangers (27-40)
HOU- D. Keuchel (3-8)
TEX- M. Moore (1-5)
>3:05 pm ET

Arizona Diamondbacks (34-29) vs. Colorado Rockies (32-32)
ARZ- Z. Godley (5-5)
COL- K. Freeland (6-5)
>3:10 pm ET

Kansas City Royals (22-43) vs. Oakland Athletics (33-32)
KC- B. Keller (1-2)
OAK- S. Manaea (5-6)
>4:05 pm ET

San Francisco Giants (32-32) vs. Washington Nationals (36-26)
SF- D. Holland (3-6)
WSH- M. Scherzer (10-1)
>4:05 pm ET

Atlanta Braves (37-27) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (32-32)
ATL- S. Newcomb (7-1)
LAD- R. Stripling (4-1)
>4:10 pm ET

New York Yankees (42-18) vs. New York Mets (27-34)
NYY- L. Severino (9-1)
NYM- S. Lugo (1-1)
>8:08 pm ET

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 17:29:36 [Preview] No.278904 del
endchan really fucking up

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 17:31:33 [Preview] No.278906 del
g-g-go yankees???

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 18:02:30 [Preview] No.278911 del
Is Seattle gud?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 18:21:37 [Preview] No.278915 del
for some reason, yes

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 18:30:17 [Preview] No.278918 del
goc ubs

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 18:38:40 [Preview] No.278920 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 19:18:52 [Preview] No.278926 del
Europe isnt a real place I am convinced this is all a simulation to show how the introduction of islamic values reacts with the general populace

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 19:21:08 [Preview] No.278928 del
cubs r losing

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 19:27:18 [Preview] No.278929 del
who here /tornadowarninggonebutstillmightdieifgoingoutside/?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 19:28:20 [Preview] No.278930 del
never go outside

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 19:29:43 [Preview] No.278931 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 19:30:15 [Preview] No.278932 del
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perfect weather to kidnap some kids

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:13:23 [Preview] No.278941 del
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looks like he is finally done partying

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:18:44 [Preview] No.278943 del
pga are trying to hype up dustin johnson but he keeps hitting terrible shots.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:21:18 [Preview] No.278944 del
pierats blowing it open

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:27:58 [Preview] No.278946 del
Damn it Golden coons, you had to prevent this, the stan lee cup will never get rid of ovie's stench anymore. At least Cindy already made love with it thrice before him

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:44:52 [Preview] No.278949 del
doyers need more injuries

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:56:11 [Preview] No.278951 del
go yankees

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:57:32 [Preview] No.278952 del
where is my webm?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:57:39 [Preview] No.278953 del
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what is going on here?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:58:35 [Preview] No.278954 del
our daddies told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 20:59:14 [Preview] No.278955 del
of what?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:05:33 [Preview] No.278957 del
my gf said i didn't go deep enough when i was giving her a blowjob yesterday, so now I have to have some 'throat training' tonight

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:14:45 [Preview] No.278960 del
met this redhead with nice big bobs. only problem she is one of those grils who tries to be one of the boys. wat do /sp/ i want to suck her bobs

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:21:34 [Preview] No.278963 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:22:08 [Preview] No.278964 del
just play a classic 'prank' on her

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:37:33 [Preview] No.278968 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:41:48 [Preview] No.278969 del
you know what

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:43:12 [Preview] No.278970 del
*le sigh* GRRRRRRRR

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:43:40 [Preview] No.278971 del
cubs lose holy cow

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:44:44 [Preview] No.278972 del
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this is why you lose.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:46:03 [Preview] No.278973 del
the one from yesterday?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:46:30 [Preview] No.278974 del
That's not how you spell Yu Darvish

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:51:08 [Preview] No.278976 del
Yu has potential. Hayword is like 40 years old

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:52:05 [Preview] No.278977 del
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why would she post such a thing?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:53:42 [Preview] No.278978 del
It symbolizes the cherry she lost at 12 to her creepy uncle

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:53:42 [Preview] No.278979 del
hahaha omg my gf is lying on the couch with her dick out just strokin

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:54:00 [Preview] No.278980 del
haha omfg post pics NOW

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:55:33 [Preview] No.278981 del
that would be the hispanic way of doing things, yeah...

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 21:57:03 [Preview] No.278982 del
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Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:07:49 [Preview] No.278986 del
>nambla was integral to the early gay rights movement
well color me ""surprised""
the whole fags-pedophile connection really is true
i wish statistics were collected on this kind of shit, would be pretty eye opening to see

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:09:34 [Preview] No.278987 del
are you in Arizona too my fellow magapede? time to stop these goatbros from the ritual.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:12:49 [Preview] No.278988 del
i dont even know wtf this post is supposed to be satirizing

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:14:38 [Preview] No.278989 del
me neither, some pizzagate stuff, too bizarre
>On May 29, Lewis Arthur and Veterans on Patrol...stumbled upon a makeshift homeless shelter and decided it was a child sex trafficking dungeon. Arthur and company found a barbie doll, straps on a tree they said were used to bind children, Playboy magazines, a stroller, and an empty septic tank. According to Arthur and the group, these were the markers of a child sex trafficking operation.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:19:47 [Preview] No.278991 del
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>ywn be an orphan taking into a well lubricated child sex trade op
honestly feels really bad man

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:20:42 [Preview] No.278992 del
why do you have pictures of young girls saved...

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:22:22 [Preview] No.278993 del
young girls don't have tatts

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:22:57 [Preview] No.278994 del
its a temporary

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:24:00 [Preview] No.278995 del
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Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:25:47 [Preview] No.278997 del
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Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:27:20 [Preview] No.279000 del
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>he doesnt have terabytes of russian porn where girls are made to do atm
fag i bet you watch mia khalifa and defend her when she quit her anal scene part way through.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:31:08 [Preview] No.279002 del
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the faces they make are worth it. some smile all the way through like good grils while others make all sorts of faces when they are forced into certain positions

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:32:11 [Preview] No.279003 del
>talks about the video
>doesn't even post the video

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:35:09 [Preview] No.279007 del
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Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:36:30 [Preview] No.279008 del
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tatts kill the whole image of good gril.
im trying to find it. i just have them saved as ATM and there is no logo on the video either.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:45:07 [Preview] No.279009 del
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tryteens is the series. also pretty funny when they look at the wrong camera. download their older stuff. soon as they got high production everything went down the toilet.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:46:46 [Preview] No.279010 del
this is just sad tho, i like my guttertrash grils to look the part

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:47:59 [Preview] No.279011 del
yaz queen

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 22:49:22 [Preview] No.279014 del
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why? they are just some grils trying to earn a few extra rubles.

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:01:11 [Preview] No.279017 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:01:48 [Preview] No.279018 del
GOATyalz are just one win away from basically locking up the division

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:02:26 [Preview] No.279019 del
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Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:26:42 [Preview] No.279024 del
>make a single post goading /pol/ for having the captcha on
>they turn it off
wew retards

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:34:37 [Preview] No.279026 del
does that mean it's memetime?

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:35:54 [Preview] No.279027 del
budys i havengs deal with nigrs to much at work i almos loose mind tooday

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:41:44 [Preview] No.279028 del
lmao they're so easy to toy with
>goad them
>they do what i want
>'cant wait for x to happen'
>they do the opposite-- which is exactly what i want
babbys first imageboard subversion tbh

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:42:06 [Preview] No.279029 del
im sory budy

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:44:01 [Preview] No.279030 del
what the fuck is even happening here?
that sand nigger actually broke that window with a punch tho, not bad

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:46:20 [Preview] No.279031 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:51:40 [Preview] No.279033 del

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:57:37 [Preview] No.279034 del
that my cusin kerpal. he strong for size

Spartan 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:58:59 [Preview] No.279035 del
but in the video they call him yusuf

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:03:55 [Preview] No.279037 del
no budy yusuf his twin brothr

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:04:06 [Preview] No.279038 del
why the fuck is windows so close at copying shit.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:07:55 [Preview] No.279039 del
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it's a feature - gotta check your media licensing permissions ;)

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:10:43 [Preview] No.279040 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:13:02 [Preview] No.279041 del
>should I tell judge that his breath smells like he just ate a plate of dogshit?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:15:16 [Preview] No.279042 del
thank you fwend. You see this is why i push you. I see great bf potential in your future

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:19:18 [Preview] No.279044 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:25:14 [Preview] No.279045 del
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i lik subwey serees

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:31:41 [Preview] No.279047 del
Lolyanks SUCK!

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:39:51 [Preview] No.279049 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:40:10 [Preview] No.279050 del
>downy orang

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:41:35 [Preview] No.279051 del
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something wrong?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:42:05 [Preview] No.279052 del
sevvy finna levvy

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:48:26 [Preview] No.279054 del
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feel kinda bad for frazier
he was good for the yankees clubhouse

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:49:39 [Preview] No.279055 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:52:49 [Preview] No.279056 del
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last folder being copied.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 00:59:25 [Preview] No.279057 del
wow budy

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:02:18 [Preview] No.279058 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:02:32 [Preview] No.279059 del
You'd better share budy

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:03:48 [Preview] No.279061 del
>Creampied In Thigh Highs.mp4
i want that exact video

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:16:25 [Preview] No.279062 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:18:28 [Preview] No.279064 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:30:32 [Preview] No.279066 del
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its a jynx maze scene.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:31:58 [Preview] No.279067 del
i dont know what this means but i'll need you to post it, or relevant highlight reel, here.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:33:43 [Preview] No.279070 del
i lik big boy balls

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:36:09 [Preview] No.279072 del
fuck someone go and save her

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:38:29 [Preview] No.279073 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:43:13 [Preview] No.279075 del
no i said

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 01:43:27 [Preview] No.279076 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:00:34 [Preview] No.279078 del
fuck someone go and save her

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:06:31 [Preview] No.279080 del
>tyranny porn
im going to miss this guy after i run him off

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:11:54 [Preview] No.279081 del
stop buying hds

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:17:55 [Preview] No.279082 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:19:13 [Preview] No.279084 del
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did someone say trap?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:21:34 [Preview] No.279086 del
ive never understood how dudes get their dick to that angle
i swear something would snap if i try to get to far below horizontal

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:24:15 [Preview] No.279087 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:24:36 [Preview] No.279088 del
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you can if you start stretching.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:25:58 [Preview] No.279089 del
leafbro you an uh.....interesting collection of screenshots i must say

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:26:08 [Preview] No.279090 del
that sounds uncomfortable

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:27:22 [Preview] No.279091 del
yankees gettin prankied

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:28:34 [Preview] No.279092 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:29:52 [Preview] No.279093 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:30:12 [Preview] No.279094 del
i thought >we had confirmed that the trap enthusiast here was the leaf

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:32:12 [Preview] No.279095 del
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>e3 going full PUNCH A NAZI

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:34:30 [Preview] No.279097 del
i thought it was one of the video game posters.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:37:37 [Preview] No.279098 del
you know why

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:38:21 [Preview] No.279099 del
you just got
knocked the fuck out!
the punishment fits the crime!
with your hand held high
you'll find out why

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:38:40 [Preview] No.279100 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:39:03 [Preview] No.279101 del
idk where you thought that from
check depreschan a leaf flag was posting their collection

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:40:24 [Preview] No.279102 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:41:52 [Preview] No.279103 del
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are you going to stop me?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:42:03 [Preview] No.279104 del
It's the Norcal poster.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:44:16 [Preview] No.279106 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:45:03 [Preview] No.279107 del
i was getting mad at the anime posters not tranny posting

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:45:11 [Preview] No.279108 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:45:18 [Preview] No.279109 del
E3 looks awesome this year

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:46:34 [Preview] No.279110 del
SoCal pls, no matter what you do you're the last place that will be able to discredit BestCal

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:47:19 [Preview] No.279111 del
then why did you reply to someone bitching about the tranny posting? please make your posts more coherent in the future

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:47:24 [Preview] No.279112 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:49:59 [Preview] No.279114 del
>tfw a beautiful asian woman posting on /sp/

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:50:30 [Preview] No.279115 del
dare I say...are the MOTS going ALL DA WAY now?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:50:56 [Preview] No.279116 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:51:11 [Preview] No.279117 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:51:15 [Preview] No.279118 del
prediction: Tiger finishes outside of the top 10 at shining gock hills

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:52:43 [Preview] No.279119 del
sunday 10PM ET - 3 AM ET is lacking sports. someone has to find something to watching during this period.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:53:56 [Preview] No.279120 del
you know, mil is away in holland right now
you can give me your number and he'll never know

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:55:40 [Preview] No.279121 del
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mecum auto auctions on nbcsn w/ kotie osborne

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:57:30 [Preview] No.279122 del
>allowed to travel outside of the us

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:57:58 [Preview] No.279123 del
I wasn't asking.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:59:39 [Preview] No.279124 del
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Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 03:10:49 [Preview] No.279127 del
here. jynx is a gud gril

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 03:21:28 [Preview] No.279129 del
not gonna lie, a lot of that isn't bad info

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 03:33:09 [Preview] No.279130 del
day 2 of needing to shit.
i still need to, but i also would still have to walk all the way to the store to get tp.
im not sure how this is going to resolve itself

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 03:52:31 [Preview] No.279133 del
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dafuq goin on on operate rn?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 03:59:03 [Preview] No.279134 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:03:16 [Preview] No.279136 del
omg i gotta shit so bad
like who would have thought this would be so difficult

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:08:04 [Preview] No.279137 del
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ok here is last one.
all done copying now i have 4.2tb more to download.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:10:16 [Preview] No.279138 del
some extremely good content

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:20:55 [Preview] No.279141 del
>all that lube that was 'stealthily' applied during the face close up
scene ruined

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:21:12 [Preview] No.279142 del
just take a shit and wash your ass out in the shower after holy shit this is so fucking simple.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:23:09 [Preview] No.279143 del
gross, what do i look like some muslim savage?
besides i've already passed the point of no return. my poo has definitely become too large and hard for the pipes in this building. now i have to wait until i got to work tomorrow to clog their toilet instead

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:24:48 [Preview] No.279144 del
24 hours without pooping? takes more than that unless you've just been eating like cold gyros or something

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:25:47 [Preview] No.279145 del
it will have been 48 hours and i eat a lot

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:28:12 [Preview] No.279146 del
the expanse is a pretty gud scifi show

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:28:36 [Preview] No.279147 del
why is "she" shaped like a rectangle?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:29:57 [Preview] No.279148 del
martian gravity

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 04:32:30 [Preview] No.279150 del
probably too big for her. poor girl

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 05:07:32 [Preview] No.279165 del
my sphincter is gonna hypertrophy so much after resisting this load

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 07:13:10 [Preview] No.279190 del
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kind of feel bad for her. doing all this nip stuff so she can try get that one nip skater but hes too busy double teamed by the other guys.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 07:22:03 [Preview] No.279193 del
I think she mostly does because she has a huge following in nipland and makes money. She does seem to like that niptwink a bit though.

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 07:24:33 [Preview] No.279194 del
there's no way she's that desperate NO WAY

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 07:39:57 [Preview] No.279196 del
omg all i can think about is how goods its gonna feel to dump this load
its taking my entire effort not to shit myself right now
i hope i make it through the night

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 08:39:50 [Preview] No.279207 del
yurotrip update
Dutch businessfags are homosex as fuck discussing their vacation plans which mostly consist of going to bath houses or some shit like that
Breakfast consisted of crepes rolled up that looked like uncircumcized dicks

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 08:42:10 [Preview] No.279208 del

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 14:58:49 [Preview] No.279236 del
find any cute 18 year old traps?

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 15:27:00 [Preview] No.279239 del
age of consent for toothpaste is 16

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 15:29:59 [Preview] No.279240 del
top wew businessfag better not be a bitch

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 15:47:31 [Preview] No.279242 del
wew lmao

Spartan 06/11/2018 (Mon) 16:37:01 [Preview] No.279249 del
>take my poo
>its compacted into a superdense massively wide log
>immediately clogs
boy am i glad i didn't take this one at my apartment
crisis averted

Spartan 06/12/2018 (Tue) 19:14:53 [Preview] No.279663 del
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>goad you
>you do what we want
>clean up spam because used to it
>you artificially inflate our numbers while you think your dicks trigger anyone

Spartan 06/12/2018 (Tue) 19:16:46 [Preview] No.279664 del
>bumping 2 day old gamethread for your epin response
m8 pls

Spartan 06/12/2018 (Tue) 19:58:27 [Preview] No.279675 del
mate, if post # bugged me i would have left /pol/ back at 50k instead of giving you 20k+ posts

Spartan 06/12/2018 (Tue) 22:30:43 [Preview] No.279734 del

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