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Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 03:52:29 Id: c52e5a [Preview] No. 155
10 years ago.
10 years ago I left the Marine Corps after two very boring tours in Iraq.
I left the Marine Corps for a woman.
This was the woman I loved.
The woman I spent my entire life fighting and surviving shit just to see again.
I got home. It was amazing.
I left the Marine Corps behind -- the only career I'd known -- and I pursued her into the hills of Appalachia. We made love in a small duplex nestled on the foothills of some mountain outside of our college. I was going to be a psychologist and tell all the other veterans how to feel after they left the war. Because I knew how to feel. I knew the feels, right?
We had two amazing years together.
Two of the best years of my life.
And then they fell apart.
We never wanted to get married because marriage was for quitters. 2006, amirite?
Who wants to get married when everyone is expressing themselves?
We have a free love revolution ahead of us!
We ran out of steam in 2008.
I met a 3.14qt weeaboo in college who was 4 years younger than me and was totally down to commit to a life of servitude.
Fucked my world up.
What the fuck do I do with a woman who wants to commit to children and a future when I've committed to a woman who wants to "see it through to the end" in name only?
I choose neither.
I split.
Switch colleges.
30 chicks later.
.45 ACP to my head.
Can't pull the trigger.
Goddamnit. Why can't I pull the goddamn trigger?
This shit can be over in an instant. It really can.
No, no. This is my penance. I'm paying for something I can't see yet. I'm paying for some life I can't imagine.
This is my hell.
I made it here.
You're stuck in here with me. I'm not stuck in here with you.

Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 04:22:06 Id: eaa629 [Preview] No. 156 del
>be a degenerate normalfaggot
>even sully a weeb girl with your free love faggotry
>think you even deserve to feel feels like we do

Go back to fucking like a macaque you fucking faggot. Light yourself ablaze too instead of using the 9mm aspirin please. We don't need your retarded ass inflating the "homocide" rate of handguns either.

Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 11:04:53 Id: 7841ea [Preview] No. 157 del
post the amateur porn

>inb4 no porn
>"You're stuck in here with me. I'm not stuck in here with you."


you wouldn't stick to a frying pan

Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 19:18:17 Id: bf2a10 [Preview] No. 158 del
What's sex like?

Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 22:49:58 Id: 61b75f [Preview] No. 159 del
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>We ran out of steam in 2008.
>I met a 3.14qt
Why are you normalfags doing this? I mean why are you even looking at opposite sex when you already have someone? How do you expect to keep fidelity if you haven't put your mind to it?

You're basically like a male woman.

Also not enough data to make that assumption but if everything developed in a more or less standard fashion you've both just grew accustomed to one another. From that point on it requires effort and will to keep the fire on.

Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 22:59:18 [Preview] No. 160 del
>Risking your life to playy dres up for a woman and her self satisfaction
>fighting for nothing.
>Suprised women will want A man who wears the Call of duty costumes.
>Taking these people seriously

Snap the fuck out of it you see this its women playng games anon little emotioal games you are perfectly fine.

Arcanine 09/08/2016 (Thu) 23:44:30 Id: b8b40f [Preview] No. 161 del
just go for a high score.You won't impact anyone either way. You can blame either woman, it'll be funny either way.

Arcanine 09/09/2016 (Fri) 06:56:08 Id: bf2a10 [Preview] No. 162 del
>pretending you have enough experience with 3d women to give advice

Lets face it, although a "free love" disease spreading degenerate, OP had sex. Now he can imagine that feeling while he masturbates to anime. We should be telling OP to move into his parents basement and live the dream!

Arcanine 09/09/2016 (Fri) 10:31:52 Id: 61b75f [Preview] No. 164 del
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>implying I have to base my advice on my experience

>implying if he started fucking whores he'll magically stop now in order to relegate himself to morally superior eremitism of chinese cartoons

>implying we aren't already leaving in a dream

>implying this isn't all a repost of a repost

>implying OP's real

>implying reality's real

Arcanine 07/07/2017 (Fri) 02:15:41 Id: 4d3a59 [Preview] No. 247 del
"Free Love" usually means you're chasing real love in all of the wrong ways, using sex as an opiate to medicate a real problem until like all drugs, one develops a resistance. Those guys who base their self worth on how many women they've slept with, they never had any real self worth or confidence to begin with. Inevitably, they find themselves in the only bed that can scratch that itch; in the bed of horror herself.

Now some men make a lover out of horror. Memories are funny things; remember something too much, and it fades, remember it too little, it only becomes accessible in a similar moment. Some things in your life, you will never remember again, and some things haunt you. Most women fill you with good memories, subjugate the harm of the bad ones, they take away your venom, forcing you to develop interdependance with others. Horror though, she takes away fear; She removes the need to self-preserve, their need to have an identity, a sense of self, or to retain any notion of who and what one is or once was. All memories become lifeless, people do not matter to you. She focuses a mans passions on unobtainable abstracts; power, wealth, fame. Afterall, how can someone be content without fear, without risk or a sense of the possibility value might be lost or gained? Horror demands her entertainment.

This is total liberation; a state of being truely free.

Most men horror doesn't favor or truely love, so she offers them mercy; a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain at hand.

Let someone, whom horror loves intensely, give you some advice.

You can commit suicide any way you'd like. Pull the trigger and end your suffering, that's one way. Go work a soulless job making money for some 3rd generation company owners little shit. That's another way. Go into a bad neighborhood and raid crackhouses for money, then take monthly trips to vegas. Or, give your life away to Uncle Sam.

Or, Go find the Weeaboo and offer her a ring. That's another option.

Ultimately, all you are doing is trading your life for something. Make it a good trade. You only get one.

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