File this down the "Not All Jews" memory hole, if you must.

A Jew is someone who is not Christian, but refers to themselves as Jewish.

It appears there are three types of Jews.

1) Good Jew, just inches away from turning Christian.

2) Bad Jew, just inches away of writing a rap song about how much he hates Jesus because of how he thinks Jesus ideology has damaged the world.

3) Middle Jew: somewhere between these two extremes