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The fourth English-speaking Thread とちゃき 05/27/2018 (Sun) 16:25:35 [Preview] No. 118784
Previous Thread: >>104456

とちゃき 05/27/2018 (Sun) 16:30:48 [Preview] No.118786 del
To anyone in the retro game thread I apologise if my Japanese seems unnatural as I'm still learning. If you can't tell I'm the guy asking and responding to the posts about AVGN and GCCX.

とちゃき 05/27/2018 (Sun) 17:17:12 [Preview] No.118787 del
They have low general popularity, but they are celebrities on video sites.

とちゃき 05/27/2018 (Sun) 21:13:42 [Preview] No.118803 del

とちゃき 05/28/2018 (Mon) 08:53:10 [Preview] No.118823 del
Why do you keep making these threads if nobody floods the board with English?

とちゃき 06/01/2018 (Fri) 21:29:12 [Preview] No.119239 del
penis is delicious

とちゃき 06/01/2018 (Fri) 22:59:02 [Preview] No.119240 del
delicious my big dick

とちゃき 06/02/2018 (Sat) 08:00:39 [Preview] No.119260 del
i mean the alternative is /sp/ posts in poorly translated japanese in all the other threads
i suspect this is beneficial to both boards to have this thread

とちゃき 06/06/2018 (Wed) 07:12:13 [Preview] No.119599 del
i call dibs on all the women in nippon
keep your hands off my girls librejp

とちゃき 06/06/2018 (Wed) 20:48:17 [Preview] No.119656 del
why is anti-Americanism removed
librejp is an anti-American board

とちゃき 06/07/2018 (Thu) 13:00:11 [Preview] No.119705 del

とちゃき 06/07/2018 (Thu) 17:16:55 [Preview] No.119728 del
Are there any Japanese girls who want to come to America and learn English? I have a 1500 square foot house with two bathrooms. You must marry me for citizenship. Also we must fuck. A lot.

とちゃき 06/07/2018 (Thu) 17:37:40 [Preview] No.119729 del
There is no one wants to go there.

とちゃき 06/07/2018 (Thu) 22:23:32 [Preview] No.119739 del
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nice Trump-Abe meeting today

とちゃき 06/07/2018 (Thu) 22:32:30 [Preview] No.119740 del
Trump is nice guy because he makes NK the greatest again.

とちゃき 06/12/2018 (Tue) 06:49:53 [Preview] No.120023 del
if gud American girls dont want to fuck you why do you think gud Nipponese girls want to fuck you?

とちゃき 06/12/2018 (Tue) 08:08:53 [Preview] No.120028 del
i like both of these men

とちゃき 06/12/2018 (Tue) 09:39:31 [Preview] No.120033 del
Because I have big penis by japanese standards

とちゃき 06/12/2018 (Tue) 09:40:32 [Preview] No.120034 del
ya but not by my standards
so get in the back of the line, pal

とちゃき 06/13/2018 (Wed) 03:49:00 [Preview] No.120102 del
Could some kind soul translate the japanese lyrics please?

とちゃき 06/13/2018 (Wed) 15:48:19 [Preview] No.120140 del
Mogę Ci to spróbować w weekend skrobnąć po polsku chyba, że się okaże dłuższe, niż mi się wydaje wtedy pierdole.
You can lay that banhammer down 大統領, It's not English but I needed to show I can speak his language somehow.

とちゃき 06/14/2018 (Thu) 05:49:28 [Preview] No.120185 del
O ty jebana polska kuhwo, tego się nie spodziewałem xD
Dzięki anon po stokroć

とちゃき 06/14/2018 (Thu) 05:54:25 [Preview] No.120186 del
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とちゃき 06/14/2018 (Thu) 06:37:14 [Preview] No.120188 del
transcribed a japanese lyrics for now.

00:42 "かよこ"さんは良いなー、綺麗な体。これなら男に不自由しないよね。

00:51 今朝、言われたこと本気にしてんの?

00:59 照れ隠し?

00:01 "やすお"は、好きなのよ。

01:12 ん!?鍛えなおす?

01:16 こんなところで何するの?

01:18 ちょっとしたマッサージよ。タオルを取って。

01:22 えぇー!?すっぽんぽんになるの?

01:24 今さら恥しがることないじゃない

01:34 肩の力を抜いて

01:36 本当に?

01:37 えぇ、私にまかせて

01:39 優しくしてね

01:41 んふ。"のりこ"かわいい


01:58 (繰り返し)

とちゃき 06/16/2018 (Sat) 11:35:39 [Preview] No.120333 del
What language is it?

とちゃき 06/16/2018 (Sat) 15:23:16 [Preview] No.120353 del

とちゃき 06/16/2018 (Sat) 20:58:47 [Preview] No.120373 del
To pewnie z testovirona czy jak mu tam? Nigdy mnie polski internet nie zajarał. Mniejsza.

00:42 Kayoko Ty to masz dobrze, takie ładne ciało. To Cię chyba nie krępuje brak mężczyzn. W przeciwieństwie do mnie, do której nie odczuwa się pociągu.

00:51 Bieżesz to co Ci powiedziano rano na serio?
O jejciu no. Przecież to tylko Yasu {TN: I don't hear that "O" over there} próbował ukryć zawstydzenie i mu się wymsknęło z ust.

00:59 Ukryć zawstydzenie?

00:01 Yasu Cię przecież lubi. Chociaż może on sam jeszcze tego nie zauważa. Jak się patrzy na to od boku to zupełnie to wiadomo. Ah, no to chyba trzeba Cię będzie na poważnie wykrztałcić od nowa.

01:12 Hm!? Wykrztałcić od nowa?

01:16 Co robimy w takim miejscu jak to?

01:18 Taki mały masaż. Weź ręcznik.

01:22 Yh!? {TN: nie wiem czy to tak się pisze, to takie takie Yy jak by Cię ktoś ździwił/wystraszył} To będziemy na golasa?

01:24 Nie ma się już co wstydzić. No, weź tamto i usiądź tu.

01:34 Rozluźnij ramiona.

01:36 Naprawdę?

01:37 Uhm, zostaw to mi.

01:39 Bądź łagodna dobrze?

01:41 Hmhm. {TN:taki mały śmiech jak byś spróbował zrobić hyhy z zamkniętymi ustami} Noriko, jesteś słodka.

potem drugi raz to samo

Polish mode off.

I appreciate the transcription, there were a few places hard to pick out with overlaping voices and so on.

とちゃき 06/16/2018 (Sat) 23:48:31 [Preview] No.120383 del
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I'm very grateful for that, honestly I didn't think somebody would do it for me. I'll hug and kiss the next japanese person I'll see.
Tak, to jest ten słynny testo. Polska kultura internetowa właściwie umiera, także jarać się nie ma już nawet czym.
To Ty jesteś Japończykiem? Myślałem, że piszę z jakimś łibusem, więc używałem czanspika. Jeśli Japończyk pisze ze mną po polsku i to na native poziomie to mózg tak bardzo rozjebany.

btw, zaimki osobowe piszemy wielką literą tylko w korespondencji, przy bezpośrednim zwrocie do odbiorcy. Przy przytaczaniu czyjejś wypowiedzi nie.

とちゃき 06/17/2018 (Sun) 00:15:53 [Preview] No.120384 del
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Maybe I should take this chance and roleplay as a Nip but meh. Sorry to disappoint, I'm but a fellow Pole, apparently struggling with his own bloody language.
And please don't hug&kiss any random Japanese ever.

とちゃき 06/17/2018 (Sun) 03:12:48 [Preview] No.120395 del
Polen was a mistake
Dreikaiserbund when?

とちゃき 06/17/2018 (Sun) 10:50:41 [Preview] No.120406 del
Sure thing, use German while trying point that we should be using English and while you're at it why not start another world war in an neverending quest for relevance.
inb4 nips crying about the foulness of english speaking thread because they cannot grasp banter

とちゃき 06/17/2018 (Sun) 12:31:59 [Preview] No.120419 del
Alright, thanks for clarification.

とちゃき 06/17/2018 (Sun) 12:43:03 [Preview] No.120420 del
And by the way, how much time does it take for a Pole to achive a relative fluency in Japanese? I'm thinking about learning an exotic language and don't know if it's worth the effort.
Any tips for beginners?

とちゃき 06/17/2018 (Sun) 22:59:44 [Preview] No.120462 del
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Time needed to get good at any language is a largely individual thing. It's my 7th year of learning it, with varying degrees of intensity, and I feel that I know less than what I don't know.
I'll start with good news. As a Pole you're covered in all but one sound that isn't directly present in Polish but won't be difficult to learn anyway - nasal 'n' ん. Only challenge in pronunciation is intonation and remembering about long vowels. I've met with an opinion, that the grammar is easy. Granted constructions aren't very complex but there are many of them. That is bearable but this grammatical simplicity can be a pitfall because all the specifics you're given in Polish are in most cases simply not there in Japanese.
So in most cases grammar won't come to your rescue when you have problems with understanding what was said, you need to rely on context. And here it gets crazy because of the terrifying amount of homonyms that Japanese is burdened with. Sometimes I find more than 25 entries for a two syllable word written phonetically. Even if you know a shitton of vocabulary you still need time to compute what is being said and select appropriate words, which might become an issue because Japanese can be spoken quite rapidly because of it's syllabic nature.
Maybe you're thinking that you'd start with being able to understand written form and then challenge the speech. Think again. When I started learning I kept saying to myself "it can't be that hard, every goddamn fisherman can read nowadays". Even though my mind kinda broke after about memorizing 700 of characters in unhealthily short a period of time, I held that idea until I've seen natives making mistakes. There is an official set of characters that won't have pronunciations included in publications they appear. It's over 3000 now (yes, it grows). Largest character dictionary has about 45000 entries but a large chunk of that is only used for names of some objects in the middle of nowhere or whatever. Let's say 5000 would be a reasonable value to be considered somewhat eloquent.
Knowing a character entails being able to write it, recognize it, knowing it's readings - pronunciations, understanding it's meanings and knowing what words it forms with other characters. You kinda can cut corners like focus on the passive knowledge of writing (because most of the time you'll end up writing through some sort of computer input system anyway), sometimes guess readings out of character compounds, figure meanings out of context and so on but there's still a fuckton of vocabulary to learn. Learning process is made additionally difficult because searching a word written in chinese characters that you can't copypaste is a chore when you don't know the readings, even with electronic dictionaries that you can draw the characters on with a stylus.
You've perhaps heard that Japanese are very polite. Japanese language possesses an entire systematic category of politeness with a complexity that makes natives themselves struggle with it, encompassing humble language & respectful language and sometimes expressions that are supposed to be humble but can only be said by someone in a position higher than you (like 小生) so you can go fuck a duck because you won't figure that bullshitery out any time soon.
That being said I'm not purposefully trying to discourage you but I can't imagine learning a language just for the shits and giggles because you need to use a language to learn it proper. So unless you want to explore some aspect of Japan I'd say don't bother or try learning it for a year just to get an rough idea of how different a system of human communication can be.

/sp/ 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:54:04 [Preview] No.120517 del

とちゃき 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:04:14 [Preview] No.120518 del
So it's only slightly worse than I imagined. And don't get me wrong, I don't want to learn Japanese just for lulz, I want to get a sociologic insight into an Asian society, I wanted to do it for a long period of time, the way they handle things somehow interests me.

Japan seems the most interesting because it seems to have many problems below the surface, I for example once read a post on reddit, a man was working in Japan, found out that his boss is a pedophile he bragged about this openly while drunk. The boss found out that he knows and started to remove him from projects, OP didn't want to go to the police because of the way they treat foreigners. Sick shit but I would like to know what is the cause of such attitudes and what effects they have on society.

also, there are many people that first fall in love in that country and later start to hate it. I want to get an insight into that too.

Anyway, thanks for a very detailed answer. I think I'll give it a try without hoping too much.
If 5 years from know you'll see here silly posts written in broken Japanese, there's a high chance that it's your fellow countryman. See you Space Cowboy.

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Unfortunately several dead people appeared
By an urban disaster, electricity, water service stops this time
Because it is not said that a city suffered crushing damage
It is thought that I recover in a few minutes

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In the building, the old thing seems to have the broken thing
There seemed to be few houses which collapsed
A lot of people who a train stopped, and could not go home appeared
But because it is not expected that I call for the International Disaster Relief Scheme
It is thought that it is not important for the moment
Can you do it in the Olympics truth in such an earthquake country?
Problem submission was accomplished

とちゃき 06/19/2018 (Tue) 12:21:14 [Preview] No.120557 del

とちゃき 06/20/2018 (Wed) 20:33:51 [Preview] No.120658 del
blasphemy is a sin

とちゃき 06/24/2018 (Sun) 03:37:48 [Preview] No.120890 del
>Fox spirits and demons: China's tech giants splash out in cartoon arms race
>China still lags behind the Japanese and American markets, but is catching up.
>Tencent has invested in more than a dozen comic and animation companies since last year, according to public records, while its film arm launched a “100 animations” project to support domestic productions.
>Baidu’s iQiyi (IQ.O), is also splashing out on domestic comics, planning to spend 200 million yuan to sign Chinese artists and develop local characters, which comes on top of an earlier investment in 10 animation projects, the company said in May.
>Alibaba and the news aggregator Toutiao have snapped up production companies and launched animation platforms on their own sites. NetEase signed a deal last year with Disney to create Marvel style superheroes, but with Chinese characteristics.


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