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Slav Hate Thread Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 14:14:58 [Preview] No. 19297
I don't know about you, but I don't know a single race more caught up in alcohol addiction, degeneracy, mental stupidity, and deformation than the Slavic people. Of course, there are the Finns and Estonians, but Slavs combined? They don't stand a chance. At least they aren't absolutely retarded. Look up Trofim Lysenko. Absolutely retarded Read up Anatoly Fomenko and newearth. "Mongols? Dey didn't exist, Genghis Khan's granchildren were depicted with a Slevic feenotype it wus the Tartars, and they live in RUSH uh, so they're SLOVES." "JESUS? He was crucified on Joshua's Hill in 1185". "Abrahamic Religion? Oll invented in Petra." "The Goths weren't Germanic, they were SLOVES." "Mozart, SLOVE", "Beethoven, SLOVE". "King Cnut, SLOVE", "Skanderbeg, UNDOUBTEDLY SLOVE!". Let alone the fact that Slavs aren't even native to Europe, they descend from the Central Asian Scythians, let alone that some of the most famous Slavs throughout history weren't actually Slavs.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 14:29:48 [Preview] No.19298 del
Let me format it better.
<Dey didn't exist, Genghis Khan's granchildren were depicted with a Slevic feenotype it wus the Tartars, and they live in RUSH uh, so they're SLOVES!
<Actually the Byzantine Emperor, and he was crucified on Joshua's Hill in 1185
>Abrahamic Religion?
<Oll invented in Petra
<The Goths weren't Germanic
>King Cnut

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 14:49:53 [Preview] No.19300 del
Also, Poland-Lithuania used to be the biggest Jewish country in the world. All Jews that were expelled from other parts of Europe and Asia went to Poland-Lithuania, because they were the only nation that had religious freedom at the time. The only Israeli Prime Minister that wasn't of Slavic-Jewish descent was Ehud Barak, being of Lithuanian descent. Netanyahu is of Polish-Jewish descent.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 15:48:29 [Preview] No.19303 del
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Then how do you explain Polish Death Camps?

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 16:35:29 [Preview] No.19304 del
We had to suffer the Jews for so long so we made them. Also they never existed. Please report to nearest polish embassy for reeducation program.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 17:06:11 [Preview] No.19305 del
I also forgot to mention that although the Slavs love to preach "unity" and crap, they had no problem killing each other (and even committing genocides like in Srbrenica) in the 90s and glorifying it.
<but Turk are not brother Bosnians are Turk
Yes they are. Bosnians and Serbs are literally the same people, different religion. Perfect example of D&C right there.
Jewish groups wanted Poland to repeal the law denying the Poles claim responsibility for the "Holocaust", and arresting those who did believe it. Most of the "internment camps" were located in Poland, and there were several Polish collaborators, consequently claiming those were "Polish" death camps. I'm not saying they were "Polish Death Camps", or that I even believe in death camps at all but that was the perspective of those groups. Eventually, Poland bought in and repealed the law anyways.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 18:05:33 [Preview] No.19306 del
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why don't you post this on fourchan?

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 18:10:43 [Preview] No.19307 del
/int/? No, because it's full of spyware.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 18:15:51 [Preview] No.19309 del
Frankly all this was already written by the Danish Dude.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 19:20:41 [Preview] No.19313 del
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>Slav Hate Thread

Hello, fellow Slav!

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 19:26:13 [Preview] No.19317 del
I'm not a Slav, I'm of English descent.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 19:30:12 [Preview] No.19318 del
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Let me tell you about the Island Slavs.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 19:33:06 [Preview] No.19319 del
Er... Fuck.

Bernd 09/16/2018 (Sun) 20:35:16 [Preview] No.19321 del
What about Peninsular Slavs?

Bernd 09/17/2018 (Mon) 12:10:14 [Preview] No.19327 del
Pretty close except for the lack of squatting.

Bernd 09/17/2018 (Mon) 13:26:34 [Preview] No.19330 del
>I don't know about you, but I don't know a single race more caught up in alcohol addiction, degeneracy, mental stupidity, and deformation than the Slavic people
Deformation? You mean physical deformation?
Portuguese and Spaniards are indeed part-Slavic!
Which would make them a mix of Iberians, Phoenicians, Celtiberians, Hispano-Romans, Visigoths, Arabs, Berbers, and Slavs. Also..
>There were several major routes for the trading of Slavic slaves into the Arab world
>The Volga trade route and other European routes, according to Ibrahim ibn Jakub (10th century), were serviced by Radanite Jewish merchants.
>Radanite Jewish merchants
>Their trade network covered much of Europe, North Africa, the Middle East, Central Asia and parts of India and China.

Bernd 09/17/2018 (Mon) 21:16:44 [Preview] No.19341 del
>Abu ʾl-Djaysh Mujāhid ibn ʿAbd Allāh al-ʿĀmiri

Hmm, interesting, never heard about hum.

There is also Galicia in Spain and Galicia in Ukraine/Poland, so fact that Spaniards are Slavs is openly known.


Bernd 09/17/2018 (Mon) 21:20:15 [Preview] No.19342 del


Shit. And I'm not drunk, I drink very rarely.

Bernd 09/18/2018 (Tue) 05:11:26 [Preview] No.19352 del
Also they are Churkas. There's an Iberia in the Caucasus as well.

Vodka isn't count as an alcohol anyway.
>>Hungary (1953)

Bernd 09/18/2018 (Tue) 14:56:25 [Preview] No.19371 del
Eh, there isn't AN Iberia in the Caucasus, there was. It was a monarchy that was disposed of a thousand years ago.

Bernd 09/18/2018 (Tue) 15:07:04 [Preview] No.19373 del
Fuck, I meant deposed, yet Slavs are supposed to be the drunk ones.

Bernd 09/18/2018 (Tue) 17:23:55 [Preview] No.19375 del
Only when they are drinking.

Bernd 09/19/2018 (Wed) 09:22:24 [Preview] No.19390 del

Sosach now is watching cheap-ass "tavern".

I guess you could watch slavs online there.

Also, requesting some electrostal bernd visits.

Bernd 09/19/2018 (Wed) 19:59:10 [Preview] No.19402 del
They were either Slavs or Berbers (both words that have a negative connotation), I'm pretty sure the one that the English conquered was ruled by Slavs, then Berbers.
ALL ruled by Slavs at one point (they have the last name "Saqalibi"). Primarily in the south of Spain though, I'm pretty sure the northerners are mostly of Celtiberian or Basque origin.

Bernd 09/19/2018 (Wed) 19:59:25 [Preview] No.19403 del
And what was that?

Bernd 09/22/2018 (Sat) 22:23:41 [Preview] No.19486 del
Suevi = Slavs, though. Hard L is written as U in Latin; Regnum Suevorum = Regnum Slavorum.

Bernd 09/22/2018 (Sat) 22:33:09 [Preview] No.19487 del
Didn't the Suebi migrate before Slavs were a thing?

Bernd 09/22/2018 (Sat) 23:24:55 [Preview] No.19488 del
>slavs suddenly appear in early 6th century as a fucking massive horde, and it's not suspicious at all
no, suevi have always been (or at least included) slavs, tacitus himself writes of them as different in customs from peoples to the west, it's his naming of all lands between the rhine, danube and baltic as "germania" which led to erroneous belief that everyone living there was germanic in ethnolinguistic sense
during late roman period however, slavs in general were politically dominated by east germanic tribes, and there are many east germanic loanwords taken into proto-slavic at that point

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 13:51:42 [Preview] No.19494 del
I would like to hear more. What other people in history were supposedly Germanic, but actually Slavs? Leif Erikson? Cnut the Great? William the Bastard? Richard the Lionheart? George Washington? Ludwig van Beethoven? Robert E. Lee? Hitler?

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Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 14:26:12 [Preview] No.19496 del
That's a straw man tho. He didn't claim such things. I'm not saying he still can't.
That's sound like a Czech.

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 14:41:47 [Preview] No.19497 del

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 14:43:09 [Preview] No.19498 del
Apparently, more people have the surname "Hitler" in Iraq than any Germanic country for that matter.

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 17:46:59 [Preview] No.19503 del
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Everything written in that image is true.

t. proud Slav Aryan MOGOL, vimana owner, esquire.


Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 18:05:56 [Preview] No.19505 del
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>Hitler vs Lenin

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 18:55:52 [Preview] No.19506 del
>Everything written in that image is true.
Are the people I mentioned in >>19494 actually Slavs, and can you give me sufficient evidence?
>Hitler vs Lenin
Hungarian bernd's picrel.

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 20:05:43 [Preview] No.19508 del
> Are the people I mentioned in >>19494 actually Slavs, and can you give me sufficient evidence?

>Leif Erikson
>Cnut the Great

They are Scandinavians therefore closely related to Rus people, high class of early Slavic states.

About Canute:
>According to Medieval chroniclers Thietmar of Merseburg and Adam of Bremen, Cnut was the son of a Polish princess who was the daughter of Mieszko I of Poland and sister of Bolesław I, her name may have been "Świętosława" (see: Sigrid Storråda): this has been linked to Cnut's use of Polish troops in England and Cnut's sister's Anglicized Slavic name Santslaue.

Erikson also estabilished Vinland that can be alternatively spelled as Vineland (wiki says this). It can be related to alcohol, so he was true Slav.

>William the Bastard

Russians, and Slavs in general, are real bastards. Check.

>Richard the Lionheart

Cúur de Lion was and Englishman therefore island Slav. He also had unhealthy obsession with holy land - a trait that many Slavs have (mostly with Byzantium though).

>George Washington

Only a Slav could live in some remote shithole and think that it is land of the Free and Brave.

>Ludwig van Beethoven

Deaf, ill and suffering person. A real Slav.

>Robert E. Lee

Same as a Washington, a descendant of island Slavs.


Hmm... here you are right. This person wasn't Slav of course, and people who say this are just crazy slavophiles or trolls. Ayodolf O'Hila was a Black Man, a forgotten hero of his people.

Bernd 09/23/2018 (Sun) 20:49:37 [Preview] No.19509 del
Now that you've proven that those Germanics throughout history were actually Slavic, let's switch things up. Name the most Slavic (or Baltic) people you can, and I'll prove they're actually Germanic (or any other non-Slavic group).

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 00:07:58 [Preview] No.19510 del
>Ayodolf O'Hila was a Black Man, a forgotten hero of his people.

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 05:13:47 [Preview] No.19515 del
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He was a Balt.

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 06:43:12 [Preview] No.19519 del
>Julijus Gejus
every time x-DDD

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 15:46:39 [Preview] No.19525 del
>That's sound like a Czech.
You're probably not wrong; his family comes from Weitra (Vitoraz), near Bohemian border.

Part of Anglo-Saxons, besides the Ingvaeonic tribes (Angles, Saxons, Jutes) was of Slavic (Wendish, Rugian) extraction, as evidenced by toponymy and archaeology.

There's a slim chance that Swedes themselves were a Nordified Slavic tribes, since Svear could be a Nordified version of Suebi. This also solves the conundrum of how some Swedish vikings (note: viking is an activity, not a culture; there were also Baltic and Estonian vikings whose raids of Sweden triggered Northern Crusades) could so easily become chiefs of the East Slavs, and why Finns use Ruotsi for Sweden. Note that names like Jarisleif and Valdemar, which are obviously Slavic in etimology (Yaroslav and Vladimir), appear in Scandinavia even after all evidence of any Slavic influence in Scandinavia, if it ever existed, was lost.

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 16:19:38 [Preview] No.19527 del
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>You're probably not wrong; his family comes from Weitra (Vitoraz), near Bohemian border.
Not a single Slav here.
>Part of Anglo-Saxons, besides the Ingvaeonic tribes (Angles, Saxons, Jutes)
And? Some of the migrants were Huns. Are the English people now Central Asian? No. The primary migrants were Angles, Jutes, Frisians, and Saxons, plus the Danish and Norwegian immigration to northern England and the Scottish borders. These Saxons by the way are not at all the Saxons of modern-day Saxony.
>There's a slim chance that Swedes themselves were a Nordified Slavic tribes
Aside from them looking nothing like Slavs, Tacitus mentioned the Swedes and Scandinavians in Germania as Germanic tribes, contemporary with the Sarmatians.
<Beyond these tribes/the states of the Suiones (Swedes), not on, but in, the ocean, possess not merely arms and men but powerful fleets: the style of their ship differs in this respect, that there is a prow at each end, with a beak ready to be driven forwards; they neither work it with sails, nor ad oars in banks to the side
And yes, Valdemar, Jarisleif, and Gustav are all of Slavic origin. Probably just a Germanicised Russian loanword, the Swedes literally CREATED Russia, it's understandable how those words would've gotten into Swedish.

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 16:26:42 [Preview] No.19528 del
Didn't Tacitus babble about Thule and not Germania in case of Scandinavia?

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 17:06:35 [Preview] No.19531 del
I'm pretty sure "Thule" was used by the Greeks, not the Romans.

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 17:42:14 [Preview] No.19534 del
You're probably right in this. I seem to remember a story about the Heruli who went back to Thule to find a new leader for themselves there. The story is much later than Tacitus obviously.

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 19:37:29 [Preview] No.19538 del
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>Now that you've proven that those Germanics throughout history were actually Slavic, let's switch things up. Name the most Slavic (or Baltic) people you can, and I'll prove they're actually Germanic

Hmm, I couldn't easily name most Slavic people, so I'll just name random Slavs, maybe someone may help me:


>or any other non-Slavic group

That's cheating

Bernd 09/24/2018 (Mon) 20:35:30 [Preview] No.19539 del
You know names used to be translated, right? Even if you were Slovene (Jakob Petelin), you'd sign in German (Jacob Händl).

Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 12:26:49 [Preview] No.19545 del
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>Quran 16.67: And from the fruits of the palm trees and grapevines you take intoxicant and good provision. Indeed in that is a sign for a people who reason.
Was he a Slav?

Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 14:26:21 [Preview] No.19547 del
It wasn't present at all in Old Norse, it was popularised in Old Swedish. Moreover, Danish and Norwegian don't have many Slavic names at all present. Thus, I'd suggest that they were loanwords.
Probably is a Slav, there's not much real evidence he's Germanic like the others.
He led an army of Cossacks.
>In modern view, Don Cossacks are descendants of both Slavic people and Khazars, which assimilated Slavs, Goths, Alans, and possibly of Rugii, Roxolans, Alans and even Goths-Alans of the Black Sea Rus
Goths and Rugii were GERMANIC people. The Cossacks descend from Goths.
He also suspiciously disappeared from records. Like many heroes in Germanic legend! He's undoubtedly Germanic.
>Slobodan Praljak
Hm... Well, his mustache is somewhat Germanic, he has that Irish nose, but otherwise, he looks pretty Slavic. A mix I suppose?
>His great-grandfather, a Cossack named Fyodor Chaika
>Tchaikovsky's mother, Alexandra Andreyevna (née d'Assier), was the second of Ilya's three wives, 18 years her husband's junior and French on her father's side
Well, what do you know. Cossacks descend from Crimean Goths and Rugii, the French descend from the Franks.
>Tchaikovsky's scoring was noted and admired by some of his peers. Rimsky-Korsakov regularly referred his students at the Saint Petersburg Conservatory to it and called it "devoid of all striving after effect, [to] give a healthy, beautiful sonority." This sonority, musicologist Richard Taruskin points out, is essentially Germanic in effect
>While his music has remained popular among audiences, critical opinions were initially mixed. Some Russians did not feel it was sufficiently representative of native musical values and expressed suspicion that Europeans accepted the music for its Western elements
He was no Slav. He was Germanic. His supposed photoed with a Slavic phenotype was (probably) just a fabrication by the Tsar.
Well, you're right on this one. He was indeed a Slav. No real evidence he isn't.

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Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 16:57:08 [Preview] No.19551 del
>It wasn't present at all in Old Norse, it was popularised in Old Swedish. Moreover, Danish and Norwegian don't have many Slavic names at all present. Thus, I'd suggest that they were loanwords.
I replied to the part with Hitler's family tree with no Czech name in sight.
But on that I'll argue that proof of Slavic in Swedish can mean a Slavic substratum just as well.

Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 17:00:25 [Preview] No.19552 del
Oh and Rugii (Rujani) were Slavs, like Pomeranians, Pomerelians and Obodrites. There is zero evidence of any Germanic settlement on Arkona (Rügen where Rugii lived).

Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 18:08:31 [Preview] No.19556 del
Again, popularised in Old Swedish, because of the Polish and Russian influence there.. That's no evidence the Swedes were Slavs.

Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 18:08:59 [Preview] No.19557 del
If it was so, the Swedish dialect of Old Norse would've had Slavic words. It didn't.

Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 21:55:59 [Preview] No.19566 del
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>He led an army of Cossacks.

Actually they were Ural Cossacks (who were with Khabarov), not Don - very different people with different ethnic background, just named with same word (because "professional" background was same). Ural cossacks aren't known outside of Russia though.


Judging by phenotype, many of these people (like Gagarin and Yeltsin) may be counted as Finno-Ugrians.

But I'm ok with your explanation.

Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 02:01:25 [Preview] No.19569 del
You forgot Zadornov.

Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 06:41:49 [Preview] No.19575 del
Also, some time ago some unknown people released trailer of "Cyberslav" animated movie, making everyone amazed:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3k5KWFnnXK4 [Embed]

A cone will come up — we`re gonna get aroused. Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 17:32:06 [Preview] No.19587 del
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Then I remember how in Berdyansk ... There the sea is such, such as the Black sea is, Azov or something ... There I shitted. Went into the sea, naked, and shitted. Was drunk too. Also drank "Three Sevens" ... It's all over the Union - "Three Sevens"! Do you understand?

Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 17:37:57 [Preview] No.19588 del
Excuse me? You might have been having a little too much Vodka right there.

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I hauled bricks from the beginning. And there, well ... And there just ... I, when, you know, I remember well before going to bed, how I fucked then, for the first time I fucked in the village.
- Well, how?
- Yes, fuck what, I'll tell you right now, oh fug, - your cone will come up, then we'll be here, whore ... cover everything in semen.
- Whose cone will rise, yours?
What, your cone won`t?
- Why the cock should I get a bump? Will my cone get up from your stories?

- We're fucking sitting here together.
- Come on, tell me, come on.
- Well ... Drank "Three Sevens" , whore well, a bottle.
- Yeah.
- With one fool slut.
- Yeah.
- Well, and then we fuckedy.
- Fuck, what a simply fucking strory did I just hear. I just got a cone hardon so that, fuck, now I'm going to fuck walls. Just all that, just fucked and all?
- Well, it was fast, we have fucked just for ten minutes. And then, whore at once, my cummy went fly… pour ... poured. A lot of cummy was poured, I ... well, when I just did jerk off...

Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 17:59:31 [Preview] No.19594 del
That`s port wine, Thee Sevens, not vodka.

Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 18:19:44 [Preview] No.19596 del
>cover everything, Semen!

Bernd 09/26/2018 (Wed) 18:30:09 [Preview] No.19597 del
Then you might have had too much port wine then.

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Меня твои истории просто доебали уже, не могу их слушать, блядь. Одна история охуительнее другой просто. Про Berdyansk, блядь. Про какую-то huinyu, cummy. Чё ты несёшь-то вообще? Ты можешь заткнуться? Cone, блядь, встанет — возбудимся. Чего, блядь? Про что ты несёшь? Вообще охуеть.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 12:54:09 [Preview] No.19731 del
Oh yes, I just realised this. Gautama Buddha is of the Shakya clan, which has been linked to the Saka, the Indo-Scythians. Slavs say they descend from the Scythians, if we go by this logic, Buddha was a Slav.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 15:24:46 [Preview] No.19732 del
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One of main teachings of Buddha is that life is full of suffering and main goal of life is to end this.

He was truly a Slav. Genetics doesn't matter.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 16:18:09 [Preview] No.19737 del

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 16:18:26 [Preview] No.19738 del
No ball. I'm the Dane by the way.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 16:36:32 [Preview] No.19739 del
End of suffering is potato.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 16:41:12 [Preview] No.19741 del
no flags huh? I bet the student union of Manchester is behind this. Think about this, without flags there can be no racism here, and stereotypes of countries aren't mentioned anymore. So nobody calling a poster a gypsy because of the Hungarian flag.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 17:02:17 [Preview] No.19746 del
Who are you again? I can't tell who you are because no flags.

Bernd 10/04/2018 (Thu) 17:10:10 [Preview] No.19748 del
He's probably Bogdan. But even you can be that trying to draw attention on that shitpost.

Bernd 10/05/2018 (Fri) 01:22:01 [Preview] No.19776 del
Now that you say it, it feels like the lights went out and we're talking in the dark.

Bernd 10/05/2018 (Fri) 11:27:50 [Preview] No.19780 del
That's a good analogy right there.

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