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Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 17:26:12 [Preview] No. 18216
The day after tommorow the front door whould be applied and and i could finally move old furniture there and buy new one for flat.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 17:27:40 [Preview] No.18217 del
It's far from finished state, but it could store things.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 17:29:28 [Preview] No.18218 del
I could stalk neigboors.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 17:51:02 [Preview] No.18220 del
Oh wow. That's unexpected.
Are you an oligarch?

The interior with all those wooden boards reminds me of my home. Except it's old.
Why would you choose living in a commieblock if you can live in a house?

>I could stalk neigboors.
Yes, you have the view of an eagle's nest there.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 18:18:54 [Preview] No.18221 del
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> Why would you choose living in a commieblock if you can live in a house?
Commieblock: 45 mins out of workings
House: 2 hour 15 mins out of workings

> Are you an oligarch?
Definelly not. It's a house in russia, not in france.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 18:33:31 [Preview] No.18222 del
>Definelly not. It's a house in russia, not in france.
But you live like Putin, in a house. And most likely FSB agents watching your every move as well.

>third kot on pillow keeps an eye on things

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 18:48:51 [Preview] No.18223 del
It'll look cozy once the surroundings are clean and the inner walls are painted.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 18:50:52 [Preview] No.18224 del
I'll pain the walls after applying heating system and toilet tubes.

Probably next year.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 18:51:45 [Preview] No.18225 del
> And most likely FSB agents watching your every move as well.
I wish there was a strong and caring man, watching after me.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 19:09:14 [Preview] No.18226 del
FSB is professional they use at least two dudes in rotation surely.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 19:16:47 [Preview] No.18227 del
I noticed there's no water pipes for radiators there. But paint before you put the radiators into place otherwise you'll have a hard time.
What's gonna go on those concrete block walls to make them flat and smooth?

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 19:26:48 [Preview] No.18228 del
That's a big house. You'll suffer when you'll need to clean it (if you aren't that type who likes to hire someone to do that).

Are these walls ok for thermal insulation or you need additional layer of something? I imagine that brick walls aren't really warm in winter, and you'll spend much money on heating. I have wooden dacha and even with insulation it is pretty cold, and brick part of it is very cold.

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As far i calculated, there is no need in wall insulation. Heating is a bitch, but it won't be that bad.
> You'll suffer when you'll need to clean it
Cmon, it's 21-st century, i'll just buy 2 clening robots for each floor.
> to make them flat and smooth?

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>tfw you will never afford a house thanks to the UK's shitty housing market

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 19:39:57 [Preview] No.18231 del
What stops you from buying land and building a house?

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 19:55:00 [Preview] No.18233 del
You gonna put Putz on the wall over that wooden floor (I think that's not laminated floor panels), Stalger? They usually plaster the wall first.

He doesn't need to clean it if he doesn't live there.

It's the Small Island the biggest plot of land he can buy is 1m*2m*2m. Also he's a Bernd. I couldn't buy a land here and build a house over it even if I wanted to (not the act of buying or the work is the problem). Luckily I've my yurt.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 19:55:34 [Preview] No.18234 del
No money, no building knowledge and the only cheap land here is farmland and I'm not a farmer so no employment opportunities

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 20:08:32 [Preview] No.18237 del
> You gonna put Putz on the wall over that wooden floor (I think that's not laminated floor panels), Stalger? They usually plaster the wall first.
That's just wood. I'll put laminated floour panels after finishing all inside works, because they whould be damaged by builders and paintings.
> No money
The whole my house building materials (concrete, blocks, bricks, etc) whould cost like 8-10 english average wage. I doubt that you need a house that big and the cost of concrete and blocks is much more there.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 20:23:33 [Preview] No.18239 del
>i'll just buy 2 clening robots for each floor.

Just a meme. They don't really clean good.

>As far i calculated, there is no need in wall insulation.

That's good. Although it depends of your region. Moscow?

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I swear, i don't shit on floor.

t. OP

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 20:50:17 [Preview] No.18244 del
Once when I went home in dark I didn't noticed a kot shit just right in front of the house on the concrete. It was already dry on the outside so no smell either what could warn me. Of course I stepped into it accidentally, cracked the outer layer and smeared the still mushy inside all over the place as I walked into our yard. Suddenly everything smelled stomach churning including my shoe. Great fun.

Bernd 08/03/2018 (Fri) 17:40:38 [Preview] No.18257 del
>Are you an oligarch?
I'm and medium-low end worker and I could afford a cozy house, something around 80% of size what OP posted. except it would be in the middle of nowhere
Usurers can help you with paying 2/3 of the cost in exchange for a timed money slavery.

Bernd 08/04/2018 (Sat) 07:31:12 [Preview] No.18272 del
All right I could do it with debt-slavery but wouldn't not even If my life was in the line.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 08:21:02 [Preview] No.18294 del
Installed front door and bought gas tank.

This weekend i whould repair my bike and then ride it. Cuz walking to mart for a beer is too harsh.

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 05:25:25 [Preview] No.18373 del
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How 'bout making a game: My Summer Bike?

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 16:56:22 [Preview] No.18376 del
>that hand in the 3rd pic

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 17:33:20 [Preview] No.18378 del
I guess he is better at modeling inanimate-objects or how do you call it.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 18:52:35 [Preview] No.18423 del
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Its almost done.

P.S. ofc, i dont have a licence.

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The iron thing, that controls pisition of backwheel was bended, so i had to demontage almost everything to pull it and bend back to normal in garage. Tommorow at morning i will montage everything back and after that i,'ll ride to shop to buy some energy drinks

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 19:32:22 [Preview] No.18426 del
If you gonna mopedding beered that doesn't matter. Fug da Bolis goming sdraid from Ulaanbaatar.

Bernd 08/18/2018 (Sat) 16:14:00 [Preview] No.18558 del
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*Shitposting intenfecies*

Bernd 08/18/2018 (Sat) 16:28:35 [Preview] No.18559 del
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Doing russian things

Bernd 08/19/2018 (Sun) 07:19:06 [Preview] No.18567 del
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Well, you didn't overdo the shitposting.

Camo pants and pink t-shirt, the clothing of champions.
Absolute pleb tier. I really enjoyed it until I got bored by the lack of everything an hour later. The only redeeming thing was Muiri. Oh, Muiri... Installed a mod back then that made her a follower as well and when I searched for a mod there were over 1488 of them that changed her appearance supposedly for the better but all were uglier, in this case vanilla was the best.

Bernd 08/19/2018 (Sun) 08:35:14 [Preview] No.18569 del
> camo pants and pink tshirt
Those pants are $10 pqnts, bought like 8 years ago in military shop. Pink tshirt was gifted by mommie, so I need to wear it somewhere, wearing it on dacha is best choice

Bernd 08/19/2018 (Sun) 09:29:50 [Preview] No.18571 del
Pink t-shirts are the best for plastering.

Bernd 08/20/2018 (Mon) 19:46:06 [Preview] No.18607 del
>playing Skyrim on console
>playing Skyrim at all
wew lad
How's the Switch anyway? I thought about buying one now that I have some money.
t. former NEET turned wageslave

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The only one good game on switch is zelda. It's kewl, cuz it's about exploring the world.

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Ha-ha, jokes on you, guys, i mow the grass at 7 am.

Bernd 08/25/2018 (Sat) 14:32:31 [Preview] No.18735 del
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I can do the sames.

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> >Sssssssshhhhhhhh
> >Sssssssshhhhhhhh
> >Sssssssshhhhhhhh
> >Sssssssshhhhhhhh
> >Sssssssshhhhhhhh
It's for those people, who like silence or didn't pay for elecrticy. I make those sounds

Bernd 08/25/2018 (Sat) 14:44:05 [Preview] No.18737 del
Scythe is far-superior choice. See this thread: >>16247

Bernd 08/29/2018 (Wed) 12:55:20 [Preview] No.18820 del
>Morrowind, now THAT was a video game!

Bernd 08/29/2018 (Wed) 13:51:22 [Preview] No.18822 del
I started playing WoW again

Bernd 08/29/2018 (Wed) 16:43:29 [Preview] No.18825 del
When are you gonna make an IWO from abandoned ukrainium mine again?

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Tommorow i'll be in russian kaliningrad for a weekend.

I'll visit a kant's grave. As you know kant is my favorite russian philosofer.

t. i definelly won't create one more shitthread, so i'll bump this one.

Bernd 09/13/2018 (Thu) 19:27:11 [Preview] No.19230 del
But Kohn Manó is a famous Hungarian (Jewish) philosopher.

Bernd 09/13/2018 (Thu) 20:26:42 [Preview] No.19236 del
It´s Königsberg.

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Haha, Russia small! And weak!

Bernd 09/13/2018 (Thu) 20:45:15 [Preview] No.19238 del
>Golden Horde
>Tel Aviv capital of Israel
Seems good to me.

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>It´s Königsberg

It is Twangste, an it belongs to the Old Prussian people.

German barbarians pls go.

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 05:09:33 [Preview] No.19241 del
It's Királyhegye and is rightful Hungarian clay.

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 05:10:12 [Preview] No.19242 del
Btw. We're looking for the IWO.

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 12:49:16 [Preview] No.19244 del
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>Golden Horde
>doesn't cover Finland

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 17:28:55 [Preview] No.19253 del
That's some Finnish folk music right there.

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 19:27:52 [Preview] No.19256 del
they're fucking deeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaad

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 19:48:48 [Preview] No.19262 del
And who were still alive in Prussia after the Old Prussians died out?

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 19:54:16 [Preview] No.19265 del

They are alive in our hearts.

>And who were still alive in Prussia after the Old Prussians died out?

New Prussians. It is something like New Germans nowadays I think.

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 22:25:00 [Preview] No.19266 del
My hotel is in fucking 5'mins walking next to kant grave. Its like 400 meters out of hotel.

What the fuck

Bernd 09/14/2018 (Fri) 22:26:05 [Preview] No.19267 del
Look at me, guys, im czhech!

Bernd 09/15/2018 (Sat) 02:40:16 [Preview] No.19269 del
Nice one.

Bernd 09/15/2018 (Sat) 08:01:32 [Preview] No.19270 del
Well, you're at a place which is part Slavic, part German. That's Czech, no?

Bernd 09/15/2018 (Sat) 10:52:43 [Preview] No.19277 del
Last photo translations

"There will be a monument here, peace".

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Fergot pic

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They made concert hall out of this.

Bernd 09/15/2018 (Sat) 11:44:55 [Preview] No.19280 del
Soviet Soul.

Generic German.

Bernd 09/15/2018 (Sat) 14:21:44 [Preview] No.19281 del
>Jesus said: I am the door. Somebody who goes through it will be blessed.
Lutherans really makes you think

Bernd 09/15/2018 (Sat) 19:33:12 [Preview] No.19283 del
Lol. A monument about monument.

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Churkas finished making walls and insulation for third floor.

No need to work hard till next spring. Finally I could drink vodka carelessly.

Bernd 09/29/2018 (Sat) 14:31:42 [Preview] No.19652 del
>Finally I could drink vodka carelessly
Just liek Churkas during wörk no doubt.

Bernd 09/29/2018 (Sat) 14:48:35 [Preview] No.19653 del
needs carpets hanging on the wall

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Bernd 09/29/2018 (Sat) 20:46:00 [Preview] No.19658 del
10/10 slav home

Bernd 09/30/2018 (Sun) 06:31:04 [Preview] No.19663 del
I have plans to update that pic. But some things are hard to find. For example I can find many pictures of Russian export vodka but not really bydlovodka.

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Take thisю

You also need to put carpets on floor.

Bernd 09/30/2018 (Sun) 12:19:01 [Preview] No.19666 del
>Putinka vodka
Thanks. Will make good use.

Bernd 09/30/2018 (Sun) 14:30:34 [Preview] No.19667 del
> no stalin photo
Filthy casual

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Wanted to add an old wooden kitchen table with nice tasteless vinyl tablecloth but apparently it's impossible. So kot blini instead.

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Bernd 09/30/2018 (Sun) 20:41:21 [Preview] No.19673 del
What do you mean by that?
I would have add salo and priljoe but they would be too small and the priljoe is Ukrainian I'm not sure it's smoked on the Roosia.

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As a person who lives in flat styled in that way, I highly appreciate your effort.

Bernd 10/01/2018 (Mon) 11:42:04 [Preview] No.19682 del
Ну зачем так жить-то? Я уже даже в квартире своей 84-х летней бабки ремонт сделал, ковры со стен убрал и научил пароваркой пользоваться.

Bernd 10/01/2018 (Mon) 11:44:22 [Preview] No.19683 del
Those kinds of carpets used to be popular here too, I haven't seen them much since the 90s though.

Bernd 10/01/2018 (Mon) 14:34:18 [Preview] No.19688 del
Некогда ремонт делать, к сожалению, а делать нужно глобально - просто снять ковры нельзя, квартира очень холодная, линолеум поверх бетона и так далее. Глобально же делать ремонт в этой комнате, в первую очередь, некогда - есть большая куча текущих дел, увы. Даже не финансы виноваты. Заниматься же косметикой совершенно не хочется, ибо выйдет в конце не сильно лучше варианта с коврами.

Так что ковры пока остаются на месте, хотя, конечно, рано или поздно они будут ликвидированы.

Bernd 10/01/2018 (Mon) 14:36:24 [Preview] No.19689 del
Платишь смтроителям, ждешь неделю, получаешь результат. Неделю эту проводишь в местном отеле 3*

Bernd 10/01/2018 (Mon) 14:47:46 [Preview] No.19690 del
Надо за ними следить. У меня уже двое знакомых в этом году так заплатили и уехали, одному потом ванну пришлось переделывать (всё сломать и делать, ибо ад), другой вообще судиться пытается непойми с кем теперь, всё угробили.

За ними надо постоянно смотреть, т.к. сейчас что ни строитель - то рукожоп. В плане сантехники так вообще эталонные мудаки, коих надо в лагерях на мыло перерабатывать, а не к трубам подпускать, например. Имел опыт переделки после прошлого ремонта, страдал. А смотреть некогда по другим причинам.

Да и дело так не горит, и так свободные временные ресурсы уходят на достройку дачи и вторую работу. Пока с коврами посижу, что ж.

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- Two dogs are sitting next to each other. Which one is the Russian?
- Balalaika.
Ged id? Bal a Laika. XD

>convo in Cyrillic
Feels KC main, mang.

Get rid of wallcarpets just like that. You make babushka cry, you heartless man.

Bernd 10/01/2018 (Mon) 16:32:58 [Preview] No.19693 del
Island Slavs.

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