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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02:33 [Preview] No. 17541
Because old thread is resting in peace


Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:06:03 [Preview] No.17543 del
Also filling it with some old content


Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:08:31 [Preview] No.17544 del
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Congratulations OP, you are promoted to Someone. Have a bump.


Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:14:33 [Preview] No.17545 del
Obligatory.


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Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 13:32:46 [Preview] No.17554 del
>>17553
This muh homie OG GrEazie.


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Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 18:04:18 [Preview] No.17565 del
>>17558
>just give up
Pretty convincing.

>>17546
>ragu
>it's just tomato sauce


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>>17565
>Connection failed...


Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 19:21:58 [Preview] No.17568 del
>>17566
Dude, wtf is that noodle thing next to the veg? Looks great.


Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 19:36:52 [Preview] No.17569 del
>>17568
That's nokedli:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sp%C3%A4tzle
It's always made from scratch (flout, salt, egg, water) in an minutes basically, very fast. The dough is kinda liquid and you need a metal thingy with holes on it to shape the noodles as you press through it into boiling water.


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Bernd 06/27/2018 (Wed) 11:57:42 [Preview] No.17579 del
>>17575
>archery
I read somewhere he got some (lot) criticism for his opinion. I believe the whole thing is about people liking to see everything on one bit, there's no middle opinion just black an white.


Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 19:59:39 [Preview] No.17627 del
>>17579
Yes, I've seen his critics. They mostly say that videos are cut from many bad tries and that his opinion about history is wrong.

First statement looks pretty real - he can't be that good, sometimes his accuracy looks inhuman, so he clearly tried to record some episodes many times. But even if he isn't a godly archer, he is very skilled person.

Second is more doubtful. As far as I know, we have no continuous tradition of military archery, at least in European world. And not only the archery. Most of our knowledge about military operations, tactics and skills are reconstructed from shady manuscripts, historical records and paintings. For example, many parts of Greek and Roman tactics reconstructed by historians from sculptures and occasional writings of some unrelated people (like philosophers or historians of Roman times, who never really seen a battle).

Sometimes people who work with gear, i.e. military reenactors and even larpers, know more just because they tried to use that gear, and humans didn't really changed physically in 2000 years. Of course they mostly reinvent many things, but I doubt that there is too much variety in bow or sword usage for average person.


Bernd 06/29/2018 (Fri) 03:51:18 [Preview] No.17630 del
>>17541
>ISIS agriculture
Oh Óðinn, I forgot about ISIS. The Salafist group, they controlled territory in Nigeria, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Somalia, and even part of Marawi in the Philippines, they carried out jihadi attacks in France, Germany, Sweden, Spain, and the UK, they had American military-grade weapons taken from the Iraqi army, and controlled some of the largest oil reserves, they claimed their territory to be a Caliphate, and within their Caliphate, they destroyed Nimrud, they destroyed Jonah's tomb, they smashed non-Sunni cemeteries, and committed genocide against Yazidis. . Now they control almost nothing.


Bernd 06/29/2018 (Fri) 06:51:27 [Preview] No.17631 del
>>17630
They were bad for business they had to go.

>>17627
I'm curious how many takes did it take to record these. Not necessarily many. They had to practice before a lot before that, maybe years. Those who lived by the bow died by the bow "practiced" since childhood. Steppe people learned to ride horse before they learned to walk and with that came with the bow naturally and the case for those on foot like Welsh longbowmen or just simple archers was fairly similar. Sons of poachers, hunters but even simple farmers/peasants could grew up using it first as a toy then as a tool of hunting.
Compared to them modern men are in huge disadvantage. Maybe those could have more say in it who hunt with bow instead of gun as they know the situations they got in during hunts. However their hunting experience is influenced, determined by the bow they use, because these bows function only in one way with all those gadgets and convenience functions: the way how stationary archers think archery should look like.
I've more but have to bail.


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>>17631
>They had to practice before a lot before that, maybe years. Those who lived by the bow died by the bow "practiced" since childhood.

Yes, one of reasons why Mongols were so strong was archery. Nomads are becoming archers from childhood and live "on the horse". Peasant who compose main part of local militia isn't a good archer or good rider, and real warrior class wasn't numerous in these times, so Mongols outnumbered everyone in number of professional soldiers.


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:35:26 [Preview] No.17738 del
>>17631
I mistook poachers for someone who hunts birds. I wasn't sure, looked it up, now I know they're just dudes hunting illegally. Never mind.

>>17710
The Welsh longbowmen were commoners not really the members of the warrior class, they were just happen to use their bows much. For a while Vlah archers were formidable and now I don't mean the Pecheneg horse archers but the sheep herding Balkanites.
Those commoners who called up as part of the levy they were more familiar with bow and arrow than us can be (with the rare exception of few).


Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:36:05 [Preview] No.17739 del
>>17738
*called up into service as part of the levy


Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 03:16:24 [Preview] No.17800 del
i remember some ukranian guy posted a montage of slavs doing horrible shit to each other with some 60's russian pop song that had the word 'moscow' repeated in it over and over
does anyone have it?


Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 07:02:47 [Preview] No.17804 del
>>17800
Was it the Ukrainian spammer?


Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 12:07:25 [Preview] No.17809 del
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>>17800

That's the popular song from 1964 called "Best city in the world", about Moscow. Sometimes it is considered as unofficial anthem of the city.


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>>17761
Damn I love TAS.


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Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 16:15:26 [Preview] No.17837 del
>>17833
The best game reviews on YT.


Bernd 07/10/2018 (Tue) 17:32:28 [Preview] No.17844 del
>>17837
Too bad I've no idea what most of his videos are about.

>>17843
Kots are fascinating creatures... on their own way. Until they don't start their sado-maso action in the middle of the night or dawn they are fine.


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Bernd 07/18/2018 (Wed) 15:51:54 [Preview] No.17974 del
>>17893
That's funny.


Bernd 07/21/2018 (Sat) 21:53:54 [Preview] No.18035 del
>>17970
>>17973
If Japan fell to Communism instead of Russia, would you people be Slavaboos?


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>>18035
Japan with communism wouldn't create anime that makes insecure western teens weaboos.


Bernd 07/23/2018 (Mon) 17:01:02 [Preview] No.18043 del
>>18035
Japanese slavaboos best boos.


Bernd 07/23/2018 (Mon) 22:44:05 [Preview] No.18048 del
>>18043
give her back her nose you monster


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Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 09:20:20 [Preview] No.18054 del
>>18053
why does she wear the hijab?


Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 10:19:03 [Preview] No.18056 del
>>18054
Because orthodox Christianity is closer to Islam than other Christian denominations.

It isn't me, it is Putin who said that.


Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 12:24:55 [Preview] No.18057 del
>>18056
Islam I think was modeled on Arian Christianity, Muhammad himself likely would've remained a pagan if it wasn't for an Arian (or oriental Orthodox?) monk named Sergius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahira).


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Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 16:48:06 [Preview] No.18059 del
>>18054
Babushkas wear hijab.


Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 00:08:27 [Preview] No.18069 del
>>18057
There were theory that Islam is purely fake invention of 1000s, and all Muslims of first ages of Islam actually were Christians. Different religion was made later for political purposes.

Couldn't easily find the links though.


Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 00:25:14 [Preview] No.18070 del
>>18069
Well, whether that is true or not, it's safe to say that Islam was modeled on Orthodox, possibly Arian Christianity.


Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 05:36:07 [Preview] No.18071 del
>>18070
I would think it was Nestorian, Monophysite and/or whatever the Abyssinians followed. Also Jews. And even Zoroastrianism had some influence there.

>>18069
>There were theory that Islam is purely fake invention of 1000s,
Oh yeah, Muslims too are very talented in inventing their own history and destroy contrary evidence labeled as the evil creations of kuffars see:ISIS in Syria.


Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.18072 del
>>18071
Sergius was likely Arian Christian. Muhammad himself was well aware of Arianism, for example, in Muhammad's letter to Heraclius, the Eastern Roman Emperor, he said that "if you turn away, you bear the sins of the Arians". And yes, there's the Jews of Medina, and also partially Zoroastrianism, as well as Arab paganism, for example, Ramadan was also celebrated by Pagans, the Hajj, pilgrimage to Mecca was also Arab Pagan.


Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 17:15:34 [Preview] No.18075 del
>>18072
>Sergius was likely Arian Christian.
That doesn't really matter. His meeting with Mohammed is just a passing moment of the Prophet's life. Early life. And he could have left deep impression but not with his teachings, that would have required a master-disciple relationship.
If they even met.
The life of Mohammed and with that the formation of the Islam is "sacred" history which was written in a spirit that emphasizes the divine nature of the events. Sergius' prophecy is a tool in their hands to do exactly this.
It's not surprising that every detail of his life is questionable and unsure. Like that letter.
He had to meet Christians, he most likely heard some teachings here and there. But he lived side by side with the Jews - supposedly - for a decade. He (and his followers who actually created Islam) might got more inspiration from them.


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This is so fucking great. Was this posted here?


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>>18076
kek, classic Australian bantz


Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 19:55:23 [Preview] No.18080 del
>>18076
he says dana weird


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Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 11:44:35 [Preview] No.18096 del
>>18095
Why is "Asian" just an umbrella term for East Asians nowadays. It's a continent that stretches from Anatolia to Alaska, from Sinai to Siberia.


Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 23:42:46 [Preview] No.18102 del
Let me post!


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Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 05:20:16 [Preview] No.18109 del
>>18095
That grey haired chick being naughty in the first few seconds of the second webm is nice, otherwise I don't see the appeal.

>>18102
Classy.

>>18107
>1st
When those two dude were climbing into the house through the window I thought: how efficient they are. Then it turned out those are just one dude and a reflection in the mirror. Oh well.

>>18108
When old peeps find the internet.


Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 06:27:43 [Preview] No.18112 del
>>18109
>climbing into the house through the window I thought: how efficient they are


Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 07:04:42 [Preview] No.18113 del
>>18112
For a second right there, I thought that WebM was on loop.


Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 15:16:57 [Preview] No.18116 del
>>18112
Mad Skillz. That pole is bamboo isn't it?

>>18113
Similar here. I said wtf why do they replay it?


Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 07:18:49 [Preview] No.18121 del
>>18112
Is there any Murrican version of this? I bet it'd be priceless.


Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 07:37:30 [Preview] No.18122 del
>>18121
I think they use titanium pole to bear the weight. But American officers just jog casually through the wall. The cardboard can't resist to a hippo's weight.


Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 10:51:56 [Preview] No.18123 del
>>18121
American version would require a CGI animation I guess.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 10:05:13 [Preview] No.18435 del
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Hardcore criminal.
Additional info: 69 years old granny got enough of fags parking their car on the sidewalk. Scratched 8 cars in two days then got arrested. Frankly she's right. Pedestrians don't belong on the road, cars don't belong on the sidewalk.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 12:25:46 [Preview] No.18436 del
>>17541
Source of ISIS agriculture?


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 12:56:15 [Preview] No.18437 del
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But here's the ISIS navy seals training video, in its full original form.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 18:48:13 [Preview] No.18438 del
>>18437
Euphrates-commando
>throat-cutting technique
Much problem with that. A real victim won't just die in a heartbeat, everything become slippery from the blood and the attacker has the same chance to cut his own hand instead of the patient's neck. Or cut both. A stab in the kidneys proved much better. But again comes the previously discussed aversion of killing and cutting someone with a knife would seem preferable and easier over stabbing someone - for a normal person.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:12:26 [Preview] No.18439 del
>>18437
My favorite part is the scene with their "navy", literally just using a small motorboat with a 10 man crew, fighting against a full-fledged military backed by both Russia and Iran, and having to withstand airstrikes.
>>18438
They're Salafists, mind you (not denying that they were just a Mossad operation), they're hell bent (literally) on iron age weapons (not even bayonets, just knives), and chopping heads. I guess it works when you're fighting an opponent that doesn't even notice you sneak up on them and just straight out behead them.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:52:26 [Preview] No.18441 del
>>18439
Killing is not that easy. For future discussions you might want to consider reading this thread: >>8950 (sadly all images lost) also I upload a very handy book which was excerpted in that thread.
The thoughts on "Knife Range" starts on page 129. He basically describes the situation at hand.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:56:00 [Preview] No.18442 del
>>18441
Also my original point was even them prefer cutting over stabbing despite being a special unit (and religious fanatics), confirming Grossman's views.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:07:22 [Preview] No.18443 del
>>18442
I would've thought that they're hellbent on beheading because all the early Muslims did it, and that it's proscribed in the Quran. Aside from that being just a propaganda video and nothing like their actual battles.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:30:59 [Preview] No.18444 del
>>18443
It does seem like me that this is a spec ops unit and prepare/training for an infiltration situation through a body of water. This situation would involve approaching and incapacitating enemy sentries from behind. But maybe not and only the Serbian Bernd's description/joke as "ISIS navy seals" influenced me to view them as such.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:33:50 [Preview] No.18445 del
>>18444
Protip: Whenever a jihadi group uploads a training video online, they use none of the tactics they use in real life. I might as well post this on the battle thread.


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>>18454
I only have jihadi kot webm.



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