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Russians, who hate russia. Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:18:27 [Preview] No. 17480
Part 1. Early ages.
> I'm living in a shit country when i'll grow up, i'll be the besterst IT-guy in google/microsoft, i can't wait till i'll move out of this shithole with it's orc-liked inghabitans
Yesrs passed, it's time to go out of school and join russian best uni/foreign uni
> Nah, russian uni is for bydlo only and i didn't know any language to join foreign one, they are for oligarhs, i'll better watch anime and join collage to be low-paid worker

Part 2. Housing.
> How i'm supposed to buy a flat in this shithole? Prices are starrocket and government could steal your house. I'll better live with mommie till she dies. Anyway, local buildings are gross, ugly and dull. Noone is happy inside them. I wish there were government-funded programm, where they whould give me a nice free flat. Or change my mum's flat into a new and shiny one.
Years passed. Now we got a programm, where government demolish old commieblocks and build tall and shiny capitalistblocks and give flats there in exchange od commieblock flats for free.
> Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's a trick, they just steal your house to build a new mall there! Look, in new house you supposed to walk 3 min more out of busstop! They will collapse soon!

Part3. Accepting foriginers.
> I'm pro-gay, pro-west anti-putin activist. I wish we were a real european country and had foriginers here. But noone want top move in this shithole!
FIFA 2018.
> The girl, i fell in love since middle school posted in insagramm how she hugged mexican football fans. I feel so kcmodded. So i decided that mexicans ain't humans, I'll post 3 tweets per day about kcmoderation and follow trump in twitter. GAS ALL KIKES RACE WAR NOW

I could continue, but i don't wanna to do it.


Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:44:08 [Preview] No.17481 del
This is a typical behaviour for Russians who hate Russia?


Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:49:57 [Preview] No.17482 del
I am russian and I hate russia


Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:59:16 [Preview] No.17484 del
>>17482
Soul.


Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 21:26:24 [Preview] No.17488 del
>i'll better watch anime and join collage to be low-paid worker

And go to army first, yeah. Actually, most of anime-watching basement dwellers are studying in some university. This part of your story is pretty unrealistic.

>Now we got a programm, where government demolish old commieblocks and build tall and shiny capitalistblocks

And before that place was overpopulated with no parking, but with these new tall shit it will be overpopulated much more. That's sad and not fun.


Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 21:46:28 [Preview] No.17490 del


Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 22:39:38 [Preview] No.17491 del
Russia is a strange place


Bernd 06/23/2018 (Sat) 14:03:05 [Preview] No.17494 del
The UK is pretty depressing too if you're in a poorfag area like me, too much unemployment, failed local businesses everywhere and full of homeless people.
But hey at least we have an Eastern European guy who plays the accordion all day, maybe I'll request him to play the remove kebab song sometime.


Bernd 12/26/2018 (Wed) 16:10:12 [Preview] No.21580 del
That applies pretty much every country


Bernd 12/26/2018 (Wed) 17:06:48 [Preview] No.21584 del
>>17494
>failed local businesses everywhere
I wonder why is that.
Here too many well, "many" start then go for a few years than have to close up shop. People fall into debt. I knew a guy who hanged himself. I know another who was ruined by competitors.
But in general people are stupid, therefore most people who starts a business are stupid so they'll do stupid shit and drive the business into bankruptcy or get investigated by the tax authority.


Bernd 01/20/2019 (Sun) 02:48:35 [Preview] No.22519 del
>>17480
Успешная Эрика.


Bernd 01/20/2019 (Sun) 07:29:15 [Preview] No.22522 del
>>22519
Explain.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 11:26:27 [Preview] No.22583 del
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Today is the 150th birthday of Rasputin. Imagine, one man had such a big impact on the history of Russia.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 11:53:16 [Preview] No.22584 del
>>22583
You'd think he wouldn't be such a hit at parties but the ladies loved him.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 16:32:07 [Preview] No.22589 del
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>>22584
Was it the beard?


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 16:32:32 [Preview] No.22590 del
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Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 16:54:07 [Preview] No.22593 del
aweq


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 17:04:30 [Preview] No.22598 del
>>22593
Why can't you just comment something normally as a test, why do you feel the need to leave a pile of crap behind?



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