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Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 16:03:58 [Preview] No. 16475
I got my first girlfriend today :-) I feel so happy when I have found lovely womanafter 30 years of virgin and no women :-)


Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 16:12:29 [Preview] No.16476 del
Why would you risk your wizard powers such reckless way?


Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 18:33:34 [Preview] No.16481 del
huh
congrats anon but what do you even do with a girl.
Even if I magically would get one. What the fuck is man supposed to do with her? You cannot bring her to the same restaurant/bowling/zoo/park/resort all the time.
How do you keep them entertained?


Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 19:26:39 [Preview] No.16483 del
>get banned from yli
>immediately find a gf

also good for you op, I hope you make a happy family


Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 19:44:48 [Preview] No.16484 del
>>16481
You show them your Chinese cartoon collection.


Bernd 05/15/2018 (Tue) 12:09:42 [Preview] No.16510 del
>>16481
>>16481
>How do you keep them entertained?
learn harmonica? translates into cunnilingus skills as well.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 02:53:05 [Preview] No.17353 del
>>16510
>>How do you keep them entertained?
>learn harmonica?
Hahaha what the fuck?


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:26:25 [Preview] No.17355 del
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>>17353
It must work, Bob Dylan got with a ton of ladies, including this fine fox.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:41:06 [Preview] No.17357 del
>>17355
Bitches like musicians that's a fact.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:45:55 [Preview] No.17358 del
>>17355
Different women are entertained by different things, don't do anything because a girl will like you for it because that's gay as fuck. How long do you expect to play harmonica for if the only reason you're doing it is so girls can like you? Do whatever you want, girls from all cliques will find your confidence attractive; confidence comes through not caring about shit for some reason.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:52:22 [Preview] No.17359 del
>>16510
>learn harmonica? translates into cunnilingus skills as well.
That's the most compelling argument for learning an instrument I've ever heard!


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:31:09 [Preview] No.17370 del
>>17357
>that guy who carries a guitar around to pick up women when he can't even play it


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:35:41 [Preview] No.17371 del
>>17370
When he could carry a harmonica in his pocket instead. And easier to learn some tunes to play than a guitar.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:27:13 [Preview] No.17374 del
>>17371
Or go with the Bernd option and push a grand piano everywhere, women will love it when you bust out some sick classical tunes.
>>17358
This is true actually, I knew a guy in school who openly liked animu, MLP and other autistic shit yet still fugged a lot of grills.


Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 01:11:42 [Preview] No.17396 del
>>17374
Confidence and intention are the two bastions that bring an entity forward.



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