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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 20:17:10 [Preview] No. 17393 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is Car Beastiality a real thing when men/women fuck cars?

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 21:54:41 [Preview] No.17395 del
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Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 05:30:23 [Preview] No.17402 del
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Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 11:43:54 [Preview] No.17406 del
>average /o/ poster

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:24:25 [Preview] No. 17383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you a theist? Why or why not?
Pic unrelated.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:50:39 [Preview] No.17384 del
Well, we have a religion thread here: >>11451 Great many stuff been said.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 11:43:35 [Preview] No.17405 del
I believe that the universe was most likely a purposeful creation, but whether it was created by God, ayy lmaos or some autistic guys running it as a computer simulation I have no idea.

Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 16:03:58 [Preview] No. 16475 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I got my first girlfriend today :-) I feel so happy when I have found lovely womanafter 30 years of virgin and no women :-)
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:52:22 [Preview] No.17359 del
>learn harmonica? translates into cunnilingus skills as well.
That's the most compelling argument for learning an instrument I've ever heard!

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:31:09 [Preview] No.17370 del
>that guy who carries a guitar around to pick up women when he can't even play it

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:35:41 [Preview] No.17371 del
When he could carry a harmonica in his pocket instead. And easier to learn some tunes to play than a guitar.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:27:13 [Preview] No.17374 del
Or go with the Bernd option and push a grand piano everywhere, women will love it when you bust out some sick classical tunes.
This is true actually, I knew a guy in school who openly liked animu, MLP and other autistic shit yet still fugged a lot of grills.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 01:11:42 [Preview] No.17396 del
Confidence and intention are the two bastions that bring an entity forward.

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Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 15:07:42 [Preview] No. 16200 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How did they end up with their own Dictator as opposed to being swallowed by the USSR?

Geographical location?
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Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.17313 del
In my option, Blugaria end up dictator: my eyplanation: 1)short heda; 3. they savages4. culture of Tzar.
That's was my exlaining as to why end up Bulgearea with own Dicator, extrapolate your option.

Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:19:21 [Preview] No.17329 del
Have you been drinking, hungry ball?

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Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:37:53 [Preview] No.17337 del
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Awesome. Not seen that one. Thanks.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:05:48 [Preview] No.17385 del
Stalin and his successors could've all of Moscow's Eastern European puppets if they wanted to. That they did not do so indicates that they concluded that their nominal independence was worth more (due to less micromanagement, votes in the UN, etc.) than direct rule.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 14:04:20 [Preview] No. 17364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My kot is fucking agressive bydlo

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:20:28 [Preview] No.17367 del
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Who he learned that from I wonder...

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:24:52 [Preview] No.17368 del
Actually at this moment I need that advice too. What did I do on the weekend?
Oh yeah, watched matches and draw balls.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:30:57 [Preview] No.17375 del
I had an aggresive kot once under my roof, but I managed to change his attitude towards me (he was still aggresive towards others). If your kot is misbehaving, arm yourself with a lot of patience, slippers and food he's crazy about. Use slippers to beat the fucker when he does bad things. Remember it is also a thrown weapon. After some time you should reach a point when just taking off your slippers is enough to make him stop or run away.
Feed and pet him so that he knows you're not just to beat him.
And also always stand your ground. Don't let him bully you.
Good luck.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:42:49 [Preview] No.17376 del
You can adapt that to other situations as well. Good for you, Bernd, making such discoveries.

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Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 11:17:07 [Preview] No. 17286 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi guys
I missed you
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Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:08:33 [Preview] No.17327 del
KC tier Sixth Sense twist?

Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:19:20 [Preview] No.17328 del
I see dead boards.

Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:20:10 [Preview] No.17330 del
I see posters, they don't know their board is dead

How often do you see them?

All the time. They're everywhere.
They only see what they want to see.

Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:22:42 [Preview] No.17332 del
Kek. That's even better.

Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:37:14 [Preview] No.17336 del
also dark

Bernd 06/09/2018 (Sat) 19:48:00 [Preview] No. 17104 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Each time i'm sitting in front of PC at ~23:00 my kot block the screen.

He bully me and forces to sleep.
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Bernd 06/10/2018 (Sun) 06:55:39 [Preview] No.17120 del
Maybe he's American agent seeks to undermine Russian democracy.

Bernd 06/10/2018 (Sun) 14:15:45 [Preview] No.17124 del
>no gay porn or how to screenshot tabs

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Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 10:42:55 [Preview] No.17284 del
is that coffee in that green bottle

Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 16:34:27 [Preview] No.17319 del
good kot

EC DOOD Bernd 06/02/2018 (Sat) 22:48:10 [Preview] No. 16794 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wat nou?
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Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 06:48:39 [Preview] No.17218 del
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Because they're so aryan?

Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 12:16:13 [Preview] No.17222 del
Can't help but observe that this sort of thing must be covered pretty early in any manual about propaganda and control of dissent, just saying.

Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 10:46:15 [Preview] No.17285 del
hitler is dumb

Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 20:09:48 [Preview] No.17309 del
Hitler is The Bomb.

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Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 17:56:56 [Preview] No. 16527 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your daily routine

6:00 wake up, have a banana, hit the gym
8:00 come back from gym, have big brekfast
9:30/10:00 arrive at work
18:30 pretend to work
19:30 back home depressed
20:00 eat something that requires nearly no cooking
20:30 fap and have a beer, literally the highpoint of my day
10:00 try to go to sleep

Day in day out
I'm not happy about this

p.s. fuck ukraine
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Bernd 06/15/2018 (Fri) 12:37:25 [Preview] No.17251 del
Your life is a bit better than most of those. You do not overeat, you go to gymn and these two habits keep you at least a bit healthier than being a sedentary and chubby man.
You need to improve your social contact, and also but not least you do need to have a sexual partner. It is animal nature, whether it is human being or not, to look for sex whilst young.

Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 06:31:01 [Preview] No.17270 del
Life as a warehouse worker

8:00 wake up
8:15 go to work
8:35 arrive at work 5 minutes late
12:00 first 4 hour shift is shipping
12:30 end of 30 minute lunch
17:00 second 4 hour shift is a bit of fucking around. usually helping organizing warehouse, picking local orders, shipping extra shit, etc.
17:15 drop things off at post office
17:30 at home
18:00 shower, fucking tired then nap
19:00 wake up for dinner
19:30 finish, do dishes by hand
20:00 finally time to rest

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Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 07:08:43 [Preview] No.17272 del
>2:00 sleep
>8:00 wake up
>8:15 go to work
I cannot understand how people can do this I'm wired different apparently. I need my rest and have so much shit to do in the morning. Lots of times I fuck up and go to sleep about/after 23 then I'm restless and keep awake turning right and left coz I'm nervous I won't get enough sleep. Paradoxically. Huhh, 15 minutes between waking and departure... Just cannot do such.

Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 07:11:12 [Preview] No.17273 del
I worked at a warehouse briefly. Depending on if it's just a normal warehouse or something like Amazon you probably barely need to get dressed. I just would wear gym shorts or khaki shorts and a basic white under shirt. I got really dirty at the job so like the other guy I would just shower when I got home instead of showering in the morning before I went in.

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>2:00 sleep
>8:00 wake up

I do this almost every day. Not because I like it, but because much work and no free time.

Yes, that is horrible.

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Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 05:00:21 [Preview] No. 17215 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I bet you wanna hear what my wife did yoday.
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Bernd 06/15/2018 (Fri) 00:47:30 [Preview] No.17246 del
Just gives us the series and episode or post the webm and we can watch her doing it.

Bernd 06/15/2018 (Fri) 05:18:01 [Preview] No.17247 del
Is that coin glued to the ground?

Bernd 06/15/2018 (Fri) 12:32:25 [Preview] No.17249 del
She went to the toilet and then made food without washing her hands?

It'S probably in Israel or New York.
Jewish grounds don't give money away that easy.

Bernd 06/15/2018 (Fri) 21:08:43 [Preview] No.17265 del
We'll never know what she did yesterday.

Bernd 06/15/2018 (Fri) 21:09:19 [Preview] No.17266 del
But tomorrow she'll do nothing.