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Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 18:47:01 [Preview] No. 17724 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why do you sit on this KC bootleg if there is https://kohlchan.net/int/ ? There is even a poster map.
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Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:48:51 [Preview] No.17742 del
We are here since the March 2017.
Why do you use proxy? There are no bricks on Kohl.

Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:52:40 [Preview] No.17743 del
And you do aware that your obnoxious shilling is just make Kohl less desirable.
I have to bounce now.

Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.17744 del
Thanks for bumping schizo Hungarian.

Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 06:25:50 [Preview] No.17746 del
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>Why do you sit on this KC bootleg

I don't. I mostly sit on chair.

Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 11:41:10 [Preview] No.17748 del
>not knowing that endchan /kc/ has the highest SDPP (serious discussion per post) rate of any board

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Bernd 06/07/2018 (Thu) 20:52:36 [Preview] No. 17046 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are some major natural changes in geography that have happened within the timespan of recorded history? The following come to mind:

>Persian Gulf shrinking
>End of the India-Ceylon land bridge
>Decline of the Great Rann of Kutch
>Many changes to river courses, but most notably the Yellow River's wandering mouth
>Separation of the North Judlandic Island
>Shifting coastlines in marshy regions
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Bernd 06/10/2018 (Sun) 23:16:48 [Preview] No.17132 del
I guess that Litte Ice Age must have some geographical consequences, but there is no easy googled list.

Bernd 06/11/2018 (Mon) 02:02:29 [Preview] No.17134 del
Bumping thread for interest.

I assume that the Panama canal could count as a geographic change.
Also the diversion of the Colorado river, which used to irrigate large chunks of Mexico but now most of the downstream flow stays in American farms.

Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 01:24:31 [Preview] No.17160 del
Shrinking of Aral Sea and Lake Chad

Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.17162 del
The Salton sea

Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 06:46:52 [Preview] No.17595 del
Receding ice? The northwestern passage is opening up.

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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 01:37:36 [Preview] No.17535 del
what the heck

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 06:36:34 [Preview] No.17538 del
Someone create a new webm thread.

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 06:41:05 [Preview] No.17539 del
Good idea. I'm sure you have something to start with.

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 06:52:19 [Preview] No.17540 del
And I don't mean it in a mean way it just would be awkward if I started every thread.

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:03:44 [Preview] No.17542 del

So I did it >>17541

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Websites Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12:14 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news
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Bernd 06/25/2018 (Mon) 17:41:45 [Preview] No.17530 del
Hey I still haven't checked these out. I liek maps tho.

Bernd 06/25/2018 (Mon) 17:50:41 [Preview] No.17531 del
Vatican's digital library. It's continuously growing, but I have to confess I haven't search for anything yet.

Bernd 06/25/2018 (Mon) 20:07:33 [Preview] No.17533 del
Is there anything English language on here? I can't understand Latin.
t. uncultured barbarian

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 04:02:52 [Preview] No.17536 del

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 06:31:11 [Preview] No.17537 del
No idea. But many of those manuscripts and sheets are pretty colorful with nice pictures, so it's still worth it.
What would interest me is the Corvinas. More than 500 years ago Mathias I, King of Hungary had a nice library with about 500 of those books he ordered to be made and were named after him. Only 25 (or some such) survived on the Hungary or on the world what we know about I'm not sure. The Vatican may has some more.

Very good. There's also boobpedia which has the most "interesting" "facts" about porn "actresses" and other fapmaterial.

Russians, who hate russia. Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:18:27 [Preview] No. 17480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Part 1. Early ages.
> I'm living in a shit country when i'll grow up, i'll be the besterst IT-guy in google/microsoft, i can't wait till i'll move out of this shithole with it's orc-liked inghabitans
Yesrs passed, it's time to go out of school and join russian best uni/foreign uni
> Nah, russian uni is for bydlo only and i didn't know any language to join foreign one, they are for oligarhs, i'll better watch anime and join collage to be low-paid worker

Part 2. Housing.
> How i'm supposed to buy a flat in this shithole? Prices are starrocket and government could steal your house. I'll better live with mommie till she dies. Anyway, local buildings are gross, ugly and dull. Noone is happy inside them. I wish there were government-funded programm, where they whould give me a nice free flat. Or change my mum's flat into a new and shiny one.
Years passed. Now we got a programm, where government demolish old commieblocks and build tall and shiny capitalistblocks and give flats there in exchange od commieblock flats for free.
> Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's a trick, they just steal your house to build a new mall there! Look, in new house you supposed to walk 3 min more out of busstop! They will collapse soon!

Part3. Accepting foriginers.
> I'm pro-gay, pro-west anti-putin activist. I wish we were a real european country and had foriginers here. But noone want top move in this shithole!
FIFA 2018.
> The girl, i fell in love since middle school posted in insagramm how she hugged mexican football fans. I feel so kcmodded. So i decided that mexicans ain't humans, I'll post 3 tweets per day about kcmoderation and follow trump in twitter. GAS ALL KIKES RACE WAR NOW

I could continue, but i don't wanna to do it.
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Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 21:26:24 [Preview] No.17488 del
>i'll better watch anime and join collage to be low-paid worker

And go to army first, yeah. Actually, most of anime-watching basement dwellers are studying in some university. This part of your story is pretty unrealistic.

>Now we got a programm, where government demolish old commieblocks and build tall and shiny capitalistblocks

And before that place was overpopulated with no parking, but with these new tall shit it will be overpopulated much more. That's sad and not fun.

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Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 22:39:38 [Preview] No.17491 del
Russia is a strange place

Bernd 06/23/2018 (Sat) 14:03:05 [Preview] No.17494 del
The UK is pretty depressing too if you're in a poorfag area like me, too much unemployment, failed local businesses everywhere and full of homeless people.
But hey at least we have an Eastern European guy who plays the accordion all day, maybe I'll request him to play the remove kebab song sometime.

koryŏ watch threda Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:19:30 [Preview] No. 8410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread
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Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 12:35:34 [Preview] No.17223 del
I see. So from that point of view the overt weapon displays was them loudly saying: Hey USA you DO want to listen to us, we have something to say!

Despite her grimace I think she looks cute, her face anyway. On the other hand, his face looks shopped.

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Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 16:27:38 [Preview] No.17227 del
I think we cannot be entirely sure about the situation itself in Chosŏn. It isn't just propaganda what the Party says, it rarely reaches us (me at least) and on the other side what Western media says is also a distortion of reality as they try to demonize the regime.
It's far from paradise but would those people be happier with smart phones and coca cola?
Probably their country is lacking in things like clean water, food, healthcare and such, their isolation not entirely voluntary they are embargoed for a long time now.
There are things to build there, and not just infrastructure but their whole economy, they need something to join the world's market with. But they also lack of funding. I think while a peace would be nice there it's just complementary beside building up the economy as they could lower military spending and concentrate the resources elsewhere.
While he >>17189 mentions that's all about building casinos and hotels by Trump/USA the real business wouldn't be that, the real business - building up the economy - is already pocketed by China. But where will Choson get the money to pay the Chinese? From Chinese banks or the Chinese state which does (would do) the same here, finance construction work - for example - in foreign countries with one condition: these have to be done by Chinese companies.

Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 16:29:14 [Preview] No.17228 del
Maybe. It sure has it use as propaganda. Also bargaining chip.

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Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 21:34:45 [Preview] No. 17077 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kohl is dood?
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Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 02:12:39 [Preview] No.17399 del
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It looks like Berndchan has died now. It's been down all week.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 05:13:20 [Preview] No.17400 del
Never been there. How much was the population?

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 08:24:02 [Preview] No.17404 del
I support endchan on patreon although an immaterial amount. Maybe there is a larger benefactor among us.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 11:46:43 [Preview] No.17407 del
Why are there so many KC alternatives now anyway? Strange how everyone didn't just agree on 1 site.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 15:53:52 [Preview] No.17409 del
I'm afraid no easy answer for that every one has it's own justification. If we examine each we might found some common theme and explanation behind that tho, for example some was created by people on their own initiative (they didn't know about others or didn't like them) and while couldn't get the whole userbase they do their own thing and fine with it.
First step tho was the bunkers made several to be redundant so there would be always a place to fall back. They meant to be temporary with the intention the people will return to KC main. Our community was the first - back on 8/kc in August of 2016 - I think that didn't return. Mostly we were banned and/or got enough of the moderation and shitposting and we learned to love our slow paced discussions. Some crossposters and "old bikers" - as we say it in Hungarian - like a few from the 76 crew already was in favour of slow boards.
I don't know the history any of the /int/ boards all over the place if any was founded by Bernd - who got enough of KC main for any reason - or not.
I also don't know when chans like Ernst or Kohl was founded, not the /int/ board but the chan itself, but their /int/ group stayed after March of 2017 because they also fed up with shitposting but they have other views on moderating ideals (nevertheless they didn't like KC main's either).
Umm and stuff.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 20:17:10 [Preview] No. 17393 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is Car Beastiality a real thing when men/women fuck cars?

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Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 05:30:23 [Preview] No.17402 del
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Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 11:43:54 [Preview] No.17406 del
>average /o/ poster

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:24:25 [Preview] No. 17383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you a theist? Why or why not?
Pic unrelated.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:50:39 [Preview] No.17384 del
Well, we have a religion thread here: >>11451 Great many stuff been said.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 11:43:35 [Preview] No.17405 del
I believe that the universe was most likely a purposeful creation, but whether it was created by God, ayy lmaos or some autistic guys running it as a computer simulation I have no idea.

Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 16:03:58 [Preview] No. 16475 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I got my first girlfriend today :-) I feel so happy when I have found lovely womanafter 30 years of virgin and no women :-)
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:52:22 [Preview] No.17359 del
>learn harmonica? translates into cunnilingus skills as well.
That's the most compelling argument for learning an instrument I've ever heard!

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:31:09 [Preview] No.17370 del
>that guy who carries a guitar around to pick up women when he can't even play it

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:35:41 [Preview] No.17371 del
When he could carry a harmonica in his pocket instead. And easier to learn some tunes to play than a guitar.

Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:27:13 [Preview] No.17374 del
Or go with the Bernd option and push a grand piano everywhere, women will love it when you bust out some sick classical tunes.
This is true actually, I knew a guy in school who openly liked animu, MLP and other autistic shit yet still fugged a lot of grills.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 01:11:42 [Preview] No.17396 del
Confidence and intention are the two bastions that bring an entity forward.