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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 17:42:07 [Preview] No.18379 del
I am currently rediscovering De Press. It's polish-norwegian band that play punk rock mixed with polish highlanders folk.
pls r8
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Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 17:56:05 [Preview] No.18380 del
>polish highlanders
In the Carpathians or in Silesia?

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 19:48:08 [Preview] No.18381 del

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 20:17:32 [Preview] No.18384 del
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I also use scythe as a musical instrument. But mine sounds like mp3related.

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 20:38:22 [Preview] No.18385 del
Really like first and third but that's because now I've the mood for lively songs. Some other time I would find Kwiotek the best among these probably.

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 19:52:47 [Preview] No. 18382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Bitte besuche



Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 20:09:41 [Preview] No.18383 del
Das ist Animä.
Macht nichts.

Bernd 08/10/2018 (Fri) 16:48:57 [Preview] No.18402 del
>chinese fairytales

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What's next? Bernd 07/02/2018 (Mon) 17:12:27 [Preview] No. 17642 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Well, Bernd. This might be it. Tengri seems not want me to post here.
I know the past few day's outage wasn't the fault of management and probably not even the errors we're experiencing constantly. But they are there and a new one appeared and I'm fed up and don't know how to deal with it. I don't have any influence on this, I can't do anything to change these. Up to today I tried patience and beside that the only option is moving.
Our posts are fewer and fewer. Due to the outages our numbers dwindled. I'm kinda pissed and losing hope things will turn out good for Endchan.
I'm really grateful to all the Bernds who kept coming. And now I need your opinion on this thing. I could stay but I would check other Bernd-related chans and boards anyway where you post too most likely.
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Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 09:18:29 [Preview] No.18339 del
How does this ernstchan relate to the old ernstchan?

Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 10:36:34 [Preview] No.18341 del
Seems like the old admin nuked the original site cause he got doxxed but the old staff just picked it back up more or less. Same software and mostly the same staff afaik.

Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 15:54:34 [Preview] No.18343 del
I think this >>18341 but I also believe now /int/ is the core while on the old Ernst the German side (/b/ and the other boards) of the site was that.

Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 16:42:02 [Preview] No.18345 del
oh yeah I forget they have other boards. I remember early on looking at them and they did seem active on the original Ernst sadly I don't know any german.

Bernd 08/08/2018 (Wed) 04:53:15 [Preview] No.18359 del
Btw this is just a general discussion on international boards moving is not in my mind on any level, until Endchan lives it's staying.

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Bernd 07/29/2018 (Sun) 11:09:23 [Preview] No. 18143 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found out KC is dead
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Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 06:14:13 [Preview] No.18288 del
>Also the semi-colon is a meme punctuation
As far as a I know, yes. An english teacher in school told me that no one really knows how to use it. It seems like you would use it to separate two parts of a sentence even though you could/shoul just make it two sentences.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 11:01:27 [Preview] No.18298 del
Semicolons can and are used with propriety, in English and in the Romance languages that I'm familiar with. The fact that vast swathes of idiots cannot into the semicolon does not impugn its validity.

>So how do I correctly interpret this sentence?

The correct interpretation is as in:
>A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

That is, given that 'a well regulated Militia [is] necessary to the security of a free State' (antecedent), it is asserted that 'the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed' (consequent).

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:07:33 [Preview] No.18317 del
So what's up with keeping bear arms?

In that movie, The Death of Stalin, at one point Malenkov says:
>No problem!
Then the conversation goes on, comes the twist in it's course so he proclaims:
>What I meant was:
>No! Problem!

During the reign of Andrew II (king of Hungary, 1205-1235) at one point his wife's influence grew more what the aristocracy thought healthy and when they got enough of her nepotistic behaviour they decided she has to go. They wanted to involve one of the archbishops in their plot and invited him to join them. He replied in a letter with the following line:
Reginam occidere nolite timere bonum est si omnes consentiunt ego non contradico
...leaving out all the punctuation so it offered two types of interpretation which covered his ass no matter how the events would play out. I don't think I can translate it faithfully to the text but basically these:
1. You mustn't kill the queen, you'd better be afraid, even if everyone agrees I'm not, I'm against it.
2. Kill the queen, don't be afraid, it will be better, if everyone agrees, I'm not against it.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 18:53:57 [Preview] No.18324 del
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You a latinist?

My translation:
>Reginam occidere, nolite timere, bonum est; si omnes consentiunt, ego non contradico.
Fell the queen. Do not fear, it's good. If all have agreed, I do not oppose.

>Reginam occidere nolite. Timere bonum est. Si omnes consentiunt ego non, contradico.
Do not wish to fell the queen. To fear is good for you. Even if all have agreed that I don't, I oppose.

The second clause, 'si omnes...', sounds a bit awkward in the loyalist interpretation. In the English translation you can see that in the need to add 'even'. Also, I think the phrase plays games with conjugation, not only punctuation.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 19:22:47 [Preview] No.18326 del
>You a latinist?
That would be hueg exaggeration. Learned some tho.
The quoted sentence has correct "official" Hungarian translations and while I recognize most of the words I used this translation as well for the English.

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Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 13:22:19 [Preview] No. 18301 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just found some random pics from 2002 Ropecon in Finland. Felt like posting here. I'm finnish btw
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Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 15:41:22 [Preview] No.18312 del
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Am disappoint.
They are liek fat Americans except that two blondes with bad posture.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:00:36 [Preview] No.18314 del
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Oh, I see.
What kind was that? I think I liek medieval roolipeli although never participated.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:12:05 [Preview] No.18318 del
Judging by Wikipedia it's average fantasy roolipeli with roolipeli games, LARooliPeli, cvard hames, war and strategy gaming.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:12:39 [Preview] No.18319 del
>cvard hames
*card games

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Bernd 07/02/2018 (Mon) 17:56:13 [Preview] No. 17649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I feel empty inside without KC.
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Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 20:29:51 [Preview] No.18184 del
Wtf. On overboard there's my fucking thread liek 1488 times. But here nothing.
Also on the main page:
>UPDATE: 2018-07-23 1:41AM PDT - Unplanned server upgrade caused 32 hour downtime. Upgrade should help fix the 500s we've been getting.
It clearly didn't.

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 22:22:27 [Preview] No.18187 del
I gave my heart to kc, and now kc is gone ;_;

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 22:23:18 [Preview] No.18188 del
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I still love you, Bernd.

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 22:30:16 [Preview] No.18189 del
>It clearly didn't.

Yes, this site always half-broken.

Also tank thread gives 404 on reply.

>I gave my heart to kc, and now kc is gone ;_;

That's life.

Bernd 08/01/2018 (Wed) 05:21:11 [Preview] No.18191 del
>Also tank thread gives 404 on reply.
Goddamit. Gonna try to delet it and reup.

Yesterday I noticed the management seeks volunteers:

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Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 19:50:53 [Preview] No. 18181 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Today I had to bury the 6th dead bird this year. Not even this year, this summer! I would say I never ever buried this much but frankly before this I had to do this only twice in my whole life. I dunno what's going on with them.
It would be easier to just dump them into the dumpster but frankly I rather spend some energy and give them an ok final rest.
During digging I came across a very interesting archaeological findings: this tank on picrels. It wasn't mine and not any of my pals owned such or even played around that spot in our childhood so I suppose one of my family members owned this there are some possibilities.
What Bernd think what type of tank is this? I think it has the Sherman looks.

Also this can be a general vehicle/weapons thread as well.

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Murders Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 15:57:04 [Preview] No. 18172 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 16:33:59 [Preview] No.18174 del
This has the taste of a song titled Forensick by The Haunted. Or the Intro from the God Hates Us All album by Slayer (I think Darkness of Christ is the title of that).

Bernd 06/30/2017 (Fri) 03:31:21 [Preview] No. 8551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you guys like space? I think space is really neat.
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Bernd 04/05/2018 (Thu) 15:46:53 [Preview] No.15631 del
>how so many can feel so inspired by space missions when they choose to ignore how impractical, maybe impossible those tasks are.
Lots of people are romantic. It's easier to focus on the possible adventures and such.

Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 23:07:48 [Preview] No.18132 del
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I failed to get a telescope in time to see the Martian opposition, but it turns out I wouldn't be able to see much as there's a global dust storm at the moment. I also missed yesterday's red moon because the night was cloudy.

Bernd 07/30/2018 (Mon) 17:17:17 [Preview] No.18156 del
We had rains.
>global dust storm
We have such?

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 00:31:40 [Preview] No.18162 del
Mars has one every once in a while.

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 05:16:31 [Preview] No.18164 del
Oh yeah. I hurried too much to read your post and misunderstood the written.

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Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 11:51:27 [Preview] No. 18097 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons, i know here are many retards from krautchan (sweet night) so may be some of you could help me. I have 3 day for looking for a text im Deutch to translate it on exam.
Difficulty of it is that i have to find a text by my science theme (Philosophie, Leo Shestow, Irrationalismus). It must not be publicistic article - only recensed publication, more than 80 pages, perhaps a book.
SO my cry of soul is - there do you KOSTENLOS HERUNTERLADEN die deutchen texten, hmm?
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Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 12:18:23 [Preview] No.18099 del
Вы русские?

Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 12:18:59 [Preview] No.18100 del
да, я русский

Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 12:27:45 [Preview] No.18101 del
Хорошо, говорит о бесплатной загрузке немецкого текста.

Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 05:30:31 [Preview] No.18110 del
Hello to you too, Bernd!
I'm not sure I understand well what you want.
So you need a text in German, 80+ pages, on the field of philosophy, more closely from irrationalism, by or about Leo Shestow?
I don't know what you mean under "not publicistic article - only recensed publication".
You could try academia.edu but I think the papers there mostly short and might would fall into the category of publicistic article, also most of them are in English.
I suggest you should go to a library and tell them what you want, they can check if other libraries has some relevant stuff and they can order a copy for you to use.
But not in three days. Next time do your stuff in time, retard.

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Fix your countryball, you traitor.