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Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 17:26:12 [Preview] No. 18216 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The day after tommorow the front door whould be applied and and i could finally move old furniture there and buy new one for flat.
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Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 16:56:22 [Preview] No.18376 del
>that hand in the 3rd pic

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 17:33:20 [Preview] No.18378 del
I guess he is better at modeling inanimate-objects or how do you call it.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 18:52:35 [Preview] No.18423 del
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Its almost done.

P.S. ofc, i dont have a licence.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 18:58:23 [Preview] No.18424 del
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The iron thing, that controls pisition of backwheel was bended, so i had to demontage almost everything to pull it and bend back to normal in garage. Tommorow at morning i will montage everything back and after that i,'ll ride to shop to buy some energy drinks

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 19:32:22 [Preview] No.18426 del
If you gonna mopedding beered that doesn't matter. Fug da Bolis goming sdraid from Ulaanbaatar.

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Useless news from Rostov Oblast Bernd 08/10/2018 (Fri) 08:48:35 [Preview] No. 18391 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1)Da train was on fire
2)Sandstorm strikes the city
3)Rapist is arrested
4)6000 y.o. burial found
5)Madmax stuff at da local bikers club
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Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:15:35 [Preview] No.18415 del
Are Eastern Ukrainians/Dumbassians - I don't remember the name - Ukrainians? Sometimes some Hungarians call Hungarians from Transylvania or Northern Hungary Romanians or Slovaks out of spite if they want to hurt their feelings.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:18:02 [Preview] No.18417 del
No, it is probably some nomad's.
We had a huge excavation of 1st century AD cemetry recently with more than 200 skeletons, including children, horses and ritual sacrifices. It were maeotians, who are probably some indo-iranian tribe and also part of cimmerians.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:21:41 [Preview] No.18418 del
I doubt that there is a genetical difference between southern russians and ukrainians, people were moving here each side since 17 century. But there is definetly between ukrainians and nothern russians.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:34:57 [Preview] No.18419 del
They found Hungarians twice.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:40:47 [Preview] No.18420 del
Also I remember the dude who stole an APC and drove into the window of a shop, climbed in to steal a bottle of vodka but got intercepted and arrested.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 05:34:39 [Preview] No. 18411 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you keep your old stared threads?

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:07:37 [Preview] No.18413 del
No. I've never used thread watcher.
Actually I'm lying when I came across that for the first time I tried it liek a half minutes but found it inconvenient.

Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:17:25 [Preview] No.18416 del
Also I've never used dollchan and I don't know what type of other gadgets are there for convenience.

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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 17:42:07 [Preview] No.18379 del
I am currently rediscovering De Press. It's polish-norwegian band that play punk rock mixed with polish highlanders folk.
pls r8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ijE029DIfZA [Embed]
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=MrPiRx7TV9U [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMmCIEEwrh4 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nsT7aXZ9FR8 [Embed]

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 17:56:05 [Preview] No.18380 del
>polish highlanders
In the Carpathians or in Silesia?

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Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 20:17:32 [Preview] No.18384 del
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I also use scythe as a musical instrument. But mine sounds like mp3related.

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 20:38:22 [Preview] No.18385 del
Really like first and third but that's because now I've the mood for lively songs. Some other time I would find Kwiotek the best among these probably.

Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 19:52:47 [Preview] No. 18382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Bitte besuche



Bernd 08/09/2018 (Thu) 20:09:41 [Preview] No.18383 del
Das ist Animä.
Macht nichts.

Bernd 08/10/2018 (Fri) 16:48:57 [Preview] No.18402 del
>chinese fairytales

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What's next? Bernd 07/02/2018 (Mon) 17:12:27 [Preview] No. 17642 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Well, Bernd. This might be it. Tengri seems not want me to post here.
I know the past few day's outage wasn't the fault of management and probably not even the errors we're experiencing constantly. But they are there and a new one appeared and I'm fed up and don't know how to deal with it. I don't have any influence on this, I can't do anything to change these. Up to today I tried patience and beside that the only option is moving.
Our posts are fewer and fewer. Due to the outages our numbers dwindled. I'm kinda pissed and losing hope things will turn out good for Endchan.
I'm really grateful to all the Bernds who kept coming. And now I need your opinion on this thing. I could stay but I would check other Bernd-related chans and boards anyway where you post too most likely.
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Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 09:18:29 [Preview] No.18339 del
How does this ernstchan relate to the old ernstchan?

Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 10:36:34 [Preview] No.18341 del
Seems like the old admin nuked the original site cause he got doxxed but the old staff just picked it back up more or less. Same software and mostly the same staff afaik.

Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 15:54:34 [Preview] No.18343 del
I think this >>18341 but I also believe now /int/ is the core while on the old Ernst the German side (/b/ and the other boards) of the site was that.

Bernd 08/07/2018 (Tue) 16:42:02 [Preview] No.18345 del
oh yeah I forget they have other boards. I remember early on looking at them and they did seem active on the original Ernst sadly I don't know any german.

Bernd 08/08/2018 (Wed) 04:53:15 [Preview] No.18359 del
Btw this is just a general discussion on international boards moving is not in my mind on any level, until Endchan lives it's staying.

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Bernd 07/29/2018 (Sun) 11:09:23 [Preview] No. 18143 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found out KC is dead
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Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 06:14:13 [Preview] No.18288 del
>Also the semi-colon is a meme punctuation
As far as a I know, yes. An english teacher in school told me that no one really knows how to use it. It seems like you would use it to separate two parts of a sentence even though you could/shoul just make it two sentences.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 11:01:27 [Preview] No.18298 del
Semicolons can and are used with propriety, in English and in the Romance languages that I'm familiar with. The fact that vast swathes of idiots cannot into the semicolon does not impugn its validity.

>So how do I correctly interpret this sentence?

The correct interpretation is as in:
>A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

That is, given that 'a well regulated Militia [is] necessary to the security of a free State' (antecedent), it is asserted that 'the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed' (consequent).

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:07:33 [Preview] No.18317 del
So what's up with keeping bear arms?

In that movie, The Death of Stalin, at one point Malenkov says:
>No problem!
Then the conversation goes on, comes the twist in it's course so he proclaims:
>What I meant was:
>No! Problem!

During the reign of Andrew II (king of Hungary, 1205-1235) at one point his wife's influence grew more what the aristocracy thought healthy and when they got enough of her nepotistic behaviour they decided she has to go. They wanted to involve one of the archbishops in their plot and invited him to join them. He replied in a letter with the following line:
Reginam occidere nolite timere bonum est si omnes consentiunt ego non contradico
...leaving out all the punctuation so it offered two types of interpretation which covered his ass no matter how the events would play out. I don't think I can translate it faithfully to the text but basically these:
1. You mustn't kill the queen, you'd better be afraid, even if everyone agrees I'm not, I'm against it.
2. Kill the queen, don't be afraid, it will be better, if everyone agrees, I'm not against it.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 18:53:57 [Preview] No.18324 del
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You a latinist?

My translation:
>Reginam occidere, nolite timere, bonum est; si omnes consentiunt, ego non contradico.
Fell the queen. Do not fear, it's good. If all have agreed, I do not oppose.

>Reginam occidere nolite. Timere bonum est. Si omnes consentiunt ego non, contradico.
Do not wish to fell the queen. To fear is good for you. Even if all have agreed that I don't, I oppose.

The second clause, 'si omnes...', sounds a bit awkward in the loyalist interpretation. In the English translation you can see that in the need to add 'even'. Also, I think the phrase plays games with conjugation, not only punctuation.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 19:22:47 [Preview] No.18326 del
>You a latinist?
That would be hueg exaggeration. Learned some tho.
The quoted sentence has correct "official" Hungarian translations and while I recognize most of the words I used this translation as well for the English.

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Movies, TV Shows Bernd 05/10/2018 (Thu) 17:44:54 [Preview] No. 16423 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These threads aren't successful but...
... I saw this show, watched twice. Bretty darn good. It's about the lost Franklin expedition to map the Northwestern Passage. Some mystery and supernatural was added but I believe their real story had to be a nightmare as well.
Highly recommended.
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Bernd 07/29/2018 (Sun) 07:32:07 [Preview] No.18137 del
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Watched it yesterday night. War, war never changes.
Yea that scene on the island with Venus, the Cupids and singing is very out of place. And out of pace between all those fighting.
>Batalha de Toro
The eternal trope of drawning in a body of water. I'm not questioning if that how these happened just pointing out how common it is/was.
Also picrel, that dude with the candlestick hat.
All in all it is a very different cinematic experience from what the average people consume. It's worth that hour and a half.

Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 17:43:03 [Preview] No.18219 del
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Finished watching Stalingrad, the movie Taiwanese Bernd mentioned with the five dudes who are the father of one Sirgay.
As I wrote elsewhere it has the taste of those American WWII movies except with lots of CG effects which sometimes make it little vidya-like. The Germans portrayed more nuanced (not by much tho) and human than those Murican war movies but 99% of them has the same role of ragdolls waiting to be butchered while the Russians are all honest heroes (even the one shittalker) with little exception. Hard faces and manliness with good heart everywhere.
Still it's not a bad movie especially considering it's a Russian creation and really can't blame them to be a little bit biased toward themselves. It didn't make me puke, that's always a boon. My only regret that I watched a dubbed version, at least what was originally Russian it was in English (subs were for the German lines).
Maybe I should rewatch Enemy at the Gates sometimes. But I just can't stomach Saving Private Ryan.

Bernd 08/03/2018 (Fri) 18:08:16 [Preview] No.18259 del
I have watched couple films recently but I'll post about something that Bernd might be interested.
Alatriste, or Captain Alatriste. There is spanish series by similar name which is supposedly a shit so don't mix it.
It's a swashbuckling film made by Spaniards. There's some historical inaccuracies and fedora tipping on XVI century Spain, but great costumes and sword fights. It's very well made and I enjoyed watching it. Also Tercio.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 18:46:00 [Preview] No.18323 del
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Finally got to watch 1864 because they aired it on German-French tv again. It's about the second Schleswig war between Denmark and Prussia (with the help of K.u.K Austria-Hungary). Too bad they dubbed the Danish speaking parts instead of using subtitles. Monrad, the fanatic council president of Denmark is played fantastically. The series is full of feminist subplots and PTSD, like the current year part, where a help helper girl visits the descendant of the woman who brought shame to her family during the war years because she would get pregnant by a serf. The essential stuff is in the original with subtitles on youtube, so you don't have to watch the subplots.
Monrad, t. Otto von Bismarck and kc tier assburger general of Denmark De Meza in action:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgrtcN8I5PE [Embed]
Monrad's speech in the parliament:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=imE1iZRtefY [Embed]
Full episode of the main battle with funny subtitles:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EUud0nylj7Y [Embed]

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Welcome back! End is running more smoothly today and hopefully from now on.

I'll check those out sometimes.

Rewatched The Man from Earth. It's about a dude telling his mates he was born in the Paleolithic. Not that great but has it's moments like when they talk about the scope of one man, what he can observe and now about the world.
Right now I'm rewatching Rambo: First Blood Part II. That short theme music is great. Simple but great.

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Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 13:22:19 [Preview] No. 18301 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just found some random pics from 2002 Ropecon in Finland. Felt like posting here. I'm finnish btw
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Am disappoint.
They are liek fat Americans except that two blondes with bad posture.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:00:36 [Preview] No.18314 del
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Oh, I see.
What kind was that? I think I liek medieval roolipeli although never participated.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:12:05 [Preview] No.18318 del
Judging by Wikipedia it's average fantasy roolipeli with roolipeli games, LARooliPeli, cvard hames, war and strategy gaming.

Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 16:12:39 [Preview] No.18319 del
>cvard hames
*card games

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Bernd 07/02/2018 (Mon) 17:56:13 [Preview] No. 17649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I feel empty inside without KC.
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Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 20:29:51 [Preview] No.18184 del
Wtf. On overboard there's my fucking thread liek 1488 times. But here nothing.
Also on the main page:
>UPDATE: 2018-07-23 1:41AM PDT - Unplanned server upgrade caused 32 hour downtime. Upgrade should help fix the 500s we've been getting.
It clearly didn't.

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 22:22:27 [Preview] No.18187 del
I gave my heart to kc, and now kc is gone ;_;

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I still love you, Bernd.

Bernd 07/31/2018 (Tue) 22:30:16 [Preview] No.18189 del
>It clearly didn't.

Yes, this site always half-broken.

Also tank thread gives 404 on reply.

>I gave my heart to kc, and now kc is gone ;_;

That's life.

Bernd 08/01/2018 (Wed) 05:21:11 [Preview] No.18191 del
>Also tank thread gives 404 on reply.
Goddamit. Gonna try to delet it and reup.

Yesterday I noticed the management seeks volunteers: