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Bernd 08/25/2018 (Sat) 12:39:13 [Preview] No. 18731 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lada 2018 Edition.
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Bernd 01/06/2019 (Sun) 20:46:05 [Preview] No.22120 del
>all of those were/are crap

One doesn't contradict the other

Bernd 01/06/2019 (Sun) 20:54:16 [Preview] No.22122 del

Bernd 01/07/2019 (Mon) 06:12:34 [Preview] No.22130 del
Wow. Rude.

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Bernd 01/20/2019 (Sun) 02:46:09 [Preview] No.22518 del
Looks pretty like Chechen tuning.

flags not showing up Bernd 11/25/2018 (Sun) 21:09:34 [Preview] No. 20752 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Basically title, I can see it when I click to [preview] though.
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Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 06:39:47 [Preview] No.22347 del
Judging by the website I found that hat it's a modern design in traditional fashion. That dummy head looks female so yeah, but at least the hat is distinctive and on the ball it doesn't strike as female.

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And two more balls. Soon I'll run out of balls to change.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 06:38:09 [Preview] No.22436 del
I give this a bump so it won't go forgotten.
For the two latest I used this images as models.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:49:42 [Preview] No.22502 del
A bump so it won't get forgotten.

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Websites Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12:14 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news
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Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 17:09:15 [Preview] No.22356 del
not cliclking that.

Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 11:28:46 [Preview] No.22377 del
I don't like how you put it, though, it sounds like amerifat-tier ideological consumerismfreedum
when first-hand facts are not available, instead of 'picking a bias' one is supposed to glean from varied and unavoidably biased sources and distil one's own conclusion
although in most cases it is, that bias doesn't even have to be of sinister or ulterior intent, it simply is, unavoidably, the most one can hope for is honest and bona fide but still biased information

sure, I understand, and I now see that I overreacted (i was angered by reading some feik noos nonsense from someone I wanted to believe should know better than to adopt propagandistic terminology about propaganda)

>is there are difference between...
not much at all, including the ones writing for traditional media, they are all basically scum

>"Official" journalism is dying everywhere
it does seem to me that things like investigative 'journalism' is dying, but it might be that mostly what it's dying is the mythological image of journalists as being much more than cranks and pawns

Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 17:05:08 [Preview] No.22390 del
You read more into what I wrote.

>it does seem to me that things like investigative 'journalism' is dying...
That one Hungarian news portal I rely on when I nibble for some news to enrich our news thread is definitely lost from it's quality through the years. Decades actually. Not because they write more things I don't agree with - they did always did that - but it's changed how they write, how they draft a text, words they use and such. I'm pretty sure they read too much English news outlets, take and translate way too many sentences and phrases and try to shoehorn them into their own articles. I find more and more sentences un-Hungarian and often came across Anglicisms. They also write in blogging style, overly informal and too opinionated. Sometimes it feels like if they were fugging Maddox, ofc in a more toned down manner but still.
I know they aren't the same people who were doing that job, the most prominent journalists left the company years ago, so the new ones are the lesser quality, less talented.
Also electronic journalism was a mistake.

Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 19:29:14 [Preview] No.22407 del
Speaking of websites, Derbyshire's homepage has some great articles and opinion pieces. Even the ones where he just talks abour his personal experiences and memories are a pleasure to read.

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First I thought wtf, then I remembered you posted that as a reply.
But reading unrelated governmental pages would be really KC-tire.

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Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 21:41:37 [Preview] No. 16530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happens if you drink isopropanol aka ipa.

Asking for a friend who ran out of booze.

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 01:10:13 [Preview] No.16531 del
Chance of entering a coma

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 05:09:51 [Preview] No.16533 del
A good rule of thumb: if it's not ethanol don't drink it.
Why don't you make your own? The minimum you need is sugar. If you don't have the money there's a Finn who hoards sugar in case of an apocalypse...

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Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 15:55:35 [Preview] No.22493 del
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>What happens if you drink isopropanol aka ipa

Death most likely

t. Doktor Frogs

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 18:55:14 [Preview] No.22504 del
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Drink tea instead.
I might wanna reupload the BONGS.

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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 21:00:33 [Preview] No.22421 del

Interesting article about 'Malhama Tactical', a self-proclaimed 'Islamic private military company' active in Idlib. According to the author it's all a scam set up by an Uzbek who never takes part in any combat and just makes a living collecting donations from gullible Ukrainians for his 'sofa jihad'.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 16:05:04 [Preview] No.22462 del
Oh god. I thought, now I'll read that article. That site is unpleasant. It is slow to load due it's need of over 9000 scripts (from 3rd party application), giant images, lengthy article, animated background, and it has a giant title bar fixed at the top so it don't move up when I scroll down blocking the third of the page constantly.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 16:49:16 [Preview] No.22463 del
Not just an Uzbek, but an Uzbek line cook!
Was kinda fun to read. How the author has access to Russian military documents? The other question, why he didn't employed a real instructor for his company? Even mercenary companies need paper pushers to organize things, do the marketing and such, he could have do that, and really train some fighters on the side with real staff.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 00:01:43 [Preview] No.22487 del
>How the author has access to
Presumably he's part of circles (like VK groups) where this kind of information is shared. Someone who knew Abu Rofiq personally may have heard of his Syrian exploits and decided to expose him, and this information reached the author.
>why didn't he employed a real instructor for his company?
That would entail higher effort and expenses, and people like him tend to be lazy and greedy.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:47:47 [Preview] No.22501 del
Reasonable explanations.

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Poolitics serial dicksucktion - Frau Merkel Edition Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 15:28:02 [Preview] No. 17063 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here a nice thread the discuss seriously politics, the Catalonia thread is "File not found". Of course not just Merkel and the like can be topics here but anything really which fits, as usual.
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Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 20:34:34 [Preview] No.22455 del
And let's not forget they are also calculating for the next election whenever may it will be. Agreeing something that their own voters reject will result in losing popularity. No side can allow that.
Frankly the whole thing is only good for EU and pro-EU media scaring EU citizens into submission and making them doubt if there's a life outside EU.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 02:37:17 [Preview] No.22456 del
They're still butthurt over the Hundred Years' War, from what I can tell.

I regularly browse The Register (British computer news, regularly crosses over with politics since the UK is notorious for failing at large IT projects) and a point brought up regularly when Brexit comes up is that many of the "onerous" EU regs that were brought up in the run-up to the referendum were spearheaded by British MEPs "gold plated" by Parliament during implementation such that many of the provisions pundits were whining about weren't even required by the original regulation. After you consider that, all the other Brexit news falls into place. It sucks that this is going to discourage the more ornery EU countries from invoking A50 but frankly they deserve everything they've brought down upon themselves.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 06:42:52 [Preview] No.22457 del
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This whole shit stinks.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 14:04:45 [Preview] No.22460 del
Fug i was hoping for an election, political chaos is comfy.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 17:37:06 [Preview] No.22464 del
I wonder if Labour would play it's cards to influence Brexit passing with no deal. This has fine chance to remove Toris from govt. so they could take it over.

>slightly relax
Yeah, that still sounds strict. As far as I know on the Hungary one need approval of the police to get a license to buy guns, but don't need to give any explanation, just register the freshly bought gun. I think the real strict stuff we have is the regulation of bullets, which I dunno nothing, just heard of it some time ago.

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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 04:06:45 [Preview] No. 22372 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would anyone be interested in an 8chan raid? Well, I'm not gonna speak for everyone.
Dubs decide IF and HOW we raid them.
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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 16:38:10 [Preview] No.22388 del
I don't think so. Infiltration would be when one try and fits in so he can do sinister deeds without attracting unnecessary attention, for example shifting discussion or something. Raid is just go there and blatantly disrupt discussion.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 01:46:18 [Preview] No.22430 del
4 to 5 ppl is rly all that's needed 2 piss evry1 off. Make some stupid pic or make a stupid phrase and just copy n paste it everywhere until the place gets flooded. 1 person is enough 2 do that!

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 13:54:35 [Preview] No.22440 del
>Make some stupid pic or make a stupid phrase and just copy n paste it everywhere until the place gets flooded.
Or in the case of /sp/, simply just actually talk about sports.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 16:41:07 [Preview] No.22443 del
The main problem with we raiding is that it might attract unwanted attention. We have a nice little board here discussing whatever we don't need spammers and idiots. I don't have time, energy and will to deal with the bullshit and probably the others neither.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 16:42:21 [Preview] No.22444 del
Also Endchan has dedicated board for raids anyway.

Useless news from Taiwan Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 12:57:11 [Preview] No. 14590 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. One woman killed her husband's sister. They shared an small apartment and had lots of arguments. Allegedly after a fight over inheritance, the woman killed the relative, then sealed the dead body with concret in her room. Somehow her husband didn't notice his sister didn't come out from her room for three days, until the company the sister worked for began to worry for her.
2. A controversial writer died. He had been a political prisoner in martial law era and a lawmaker later.
3. Coal power plant expansion program got into controversy.
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Hmm. Taiwanese Bernd disappeared. I hope he's fine.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 05:57:38 [Preview] No.22433 del
Today I watched a show interviewing a Taiwanese man working in a Russian travel agency in Vladivostok.
誰來晚餐8 第17集我在海参崴賺盧布- YouTube
(I can't find the full video this is only a preview)
This man's father was a KMT Congressman. He aspired to become a diplomat so he studied in NCCU which was famous for its Russian language department and political connections with KMT.
His current work is to work with Russians to arrange tours for gamblers in casinos in Vladivostok. The customers are mainly from China and Korea. He made friend with a cook from Hong Kong. He is most busy when Chinese people get long vacations (Golden week in May and Chinese New Year)

No Russians were interviewed at all in this video.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 20:31:21 [Preview] No.22481 del
I guess Russia doesn't recognize Taiwan. In this situation not many diplomat needed there. From the preview he seems content with what he does.
>No Russians were interviewed at all in this video.
This is strange.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 20:33:34 [Preview] No.22483 del
Congratulations, Bernd. I think your thread reached bump limit.

Bernd 01/20/2019 (Sun) 01:19:01 [Preview] No.22517 del
>Computer application. Mobile payment like Alipay or something.

Just no. Look at the GFW and their approach to private data.

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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 19:46:51 [Preview] No.22364 del
Interesting these pop songs and would bet most rock/hard rock songs are the same. I mean the topic of these lyrics.
"That chick is hot, wanna fuck her, lalalala" and in reverse when grill the vocalist, then it's about some handsome dude she want to mate with basically all of them but maybe drafted in lyrical lines. And for some reason they are very understandable, when I heard this particular song (the original ofc, recorded in 1989) I knew not enough English to understand a song after hearing but I still got the meaning and was a strange feeling (since I was a kid but was interested in grills).

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 21:35:24 [Preview] No.22365 del

Because common rock music is not really different from pop. In 80s it was almost the same. Also it isn't easy to find another topic when you are person in 20-30, and most of these musicians had that age when wrote this.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 21:37:44 [Preview] No.22366 del
Metal has bunch of other topic. Like reindeer grinding or such. They aren't older when they start a band.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 21:59:24 [Preview] No.22368 del

Metal bands also have pretty large amount of love songs. especially "light" subgenres of metal. More extreme metal has less love songs, I guess it is also related to "brutalness" of music. But these subgenres also less popular too.

Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 18:31:14 [Preview] No.22398 del
Well, yeah, "sex, drugs, rock & roll" trinity is embedded into all the subgenre of rock and most songs fall into these categories, I would bet.

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Shitty maps Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 13:54:48 [Preview] No. 18124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've seen a lot of maps like these popping up recently. I'm guessing these come from people who learn European history through Paradox games. This hurts my eyes.
>us wanting to unite with the Swedes, let alone the Dutch and Austrians
>Balkans, let alone the ENTIRE SLAVIC WORLD wanting to unite
>apparently, Istanbul and much of Asia Minor is Greek, yet Königsberg and the rest of Prussia is Slavic
>the Flemish are part of pan Latinism
>Cornwall being that big
>Finns, Estonians, and Hungarians are apparently part of the Indo-European world, but Basques aren't represented in Spain and France
>neither are Caucasians represented in the Caucasus
>Ossetia isn't included as part of the Iranian world
>Evropa, yet the guy who made this map is likely an American who speaks English
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Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 06:26:14 [Preview] No.22345 del
Actually gae makes sense. It's Gael. Don't mistake it with Gael, it's just a Belgian form of Gaul. So they are White Gauls.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 09:51:26 [Preview] No.22348 del
I didnt think it was seperate like bel-gae.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 16:27:19 [Preview] No.22351 del
It would make sense in relation to that map.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 17:08:25 [Preview] No.22355 del
The "Bel" in Belgium isn't "white". It likely derives from this here:
It's something that would make sense, considering the Belgae were mixed Celt-Germanic.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 17:19:32 [Preview] No.22359 del
I don't believe you guys. My version is much better.