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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
https://twitter.com/southfronteng/status/906624779997765632
wew
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
https://syria.liveuamap.com/
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Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 05:40:51 [Preview] No.18490 del
>>18483
Haha, I posted that pic on 8ch/kc long long time ago.
/r/-ing drawing of a pig and a dog sitting at a table drinking, the dog is wearing a plastic collar used after operations and looks like he is wearing a space suit


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 13:11:42 [Preview] No.18492 del
>>18484
I guess the idea of a European terrorist group isn't that far-fetched, look at the IRA for example. Also, look at how Saudi Arabia is slowly becoming more liberal while some European countries are slowly leaning towards more traditional values.


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 16:41:00 [Preview] No.18497 del
>>18492
In the '90s local Nazies (those who claimed to be the spiritual/ideological successor of the Hungarist Arrow Cross Party complemented with some skinheads) planned an armed insurgence but they got busted before anything could happen.
Last year or two years ago cops visited the house of such leader and they got into a firefight with him, he used some version of the AK against the police and killed an officer. He got shot as well, then they arrested him. This whole incident sounded very fishy to me back then as law enforcement knew very well they have military grade weaponry since forever (or at least from the 90's), how could they let that situation get out of hand is beyond me.


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 17:10:36 [Preview] No.18498 del
>>18497
In Sweden, there's a registered party called the Nordisk Motståndsrörelse, that espouses pan-Nordicism and National Socialism, which is kinda what I just said. It's not an insurgent group like ISIS, the Taliban, or the IRA (does the IRA even exist anymore?), but it's a growing party which basically espouses what I just said. There's also the Azov Battalion in Ukraine, which is an insurgent group, and has also been proven to be funded by Israel, so that's something. And in Greece, I do know that much of the military supports Golden Dawn, and if it gets more support, there could be a coup attempt in Greece.


Bernd 08/17/2018 (Fri) 20:59:06 [Preview] No.18545 del
>>18498
>(does the IRA even exist anymore?)
There is such thing as the Real IRA but they're mostly just LARPers.



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blood when shitting Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 23:12:44 [Preview] No. 18505 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sometimes after i take a shit and im wiping theres blood on the toilet paper. Today was more than usual.

Figured bernd could tell me more about this?
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Bernd 08/16/2018 (Thu) 15:59:23 [Preview] No.18523 del
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>>18522
Much better.

Parts 4 and 5 of 5

Also agaynȝ þe goyng out of þe lure, chaufe or make hote apostolicon; which chaufed, be longaon touched with it, and alsone it schal entre agayn.

Modernization:

Also against going out of the anus, chafe or heat apostle's ointment (an antiseptic). When prepared, touch the rectum with it, and as one it shall enter again.

If it be nede do it oftymeȝ when it goþ out; Afterward be it bathed in watre of plantane, of porreȝ, of peritory, or of peritorye*. [sed solius parieturiæ] alon. With þis medicyne was kyng henry of ynglond cured of þe goyng out of þe lure.

Modernization:

If necessary do it again (?) when it comes out; afterward bathe it in water of plantain, of Allium porrum (leek), of lichwort, or of lichwort alone. King Henry of England was cured of prolapse with this medicine. (Probably referring to Henry IV)


Bernd 08/16/2018 (Thu) 15:59:38 [Preview] No.18524 del
That's it.


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>>18521
I just couldn't resist


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>>18528
Your lack of restraint is our gain.


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>>18528
fucking ebin m8 xDDDD :DDDDDDD



Mosquito hate thread Bernd 06/02/2018 (Sat) 15:59:39 [Preview] No. 16788 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I fucking hate mosquitos
Why don't they just fucking genocide them? Its not like its going to cause much impact in the food chain of a big city.
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Bernd 08/13/2018 (Mon) 16:56:38 [Preview] No.18459 del
>>18452
Fun thing: the Way Fine and Provin Kft's seat doesn't even near Tokaj. Maybe they buy the grapes from there and ofc they can own a vineyard and winery there.


Bernd 08/13/2018 (Mon) 16:57:56 [Preview] No.18460 del
>>18459
And ofc they can buy the wine itself and do the bottling, labeling exporting only.


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 13:18:42 [Preview] No.18493 del
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Speaking of wine I had a bottle from Slovenia recently, it was breddy good. Wonder if that guy still posts here?


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 13:42:41 [Preview] No.18495 del
>>18493
he shills on /librejp/
not sure if he posts here still or not. there's an /int/ board on mewch that he seems to post on quite frequently.
that pictures is some dissonant stuff.


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 16:01:19 [Preview] No.18496 del
>>18493
Slovenia isn't too famous of her wines tho they could produce quite drinkable stuff, I dunno. For real quality wines certain soil and micro-climate needed for example to aforementioned Tokaji wine is produced from the grapes growing on Tokaj hill which is a volcanic hill.
Just to remain on topic the Aproceros Leucopoda Takeuchi - which I think is a type of sawfly, but it does seem to me it is related to wasps as well - is a pest living on grape leaves.

No he doesn't post here anymore. Unless he uses proxy or tor but again I don't see any posts what would be typical of him. He is involved in running mewch and he is the BO of /int/ there and maybe of some other boards.



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Movies, TV Shows Bernd 05/10/2018 (Thu) 17:44:54 [Preview] No. 16423 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These threads aren't successful but...
... I saw this show, watched twice. Bretty darn good. It's about the lost Franklin expedition to map the Northwestern Passage. Some mystery and supernatural was added but I believe their real story had to be a nightmare as well.
Highly recommended.
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Bernd 08/03/2018 (Fri) 18:08:16 [Preview] No.18259 del
I have watched couple films recently but I'll post about something that Bernd might be interested.
Alatriste, or Captain Alatriste. There is spanish series by similar name which is supposedly a shit so don't mix it.
It's a swashbuckling film made by Spaniards. There's some historical inaccuracies and fedora tipping on XVI century Spain, but great costumes and sword fights. It's very well made and I enjoyed watching it. Also Tercio.


Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 18:46:00 [Preview] No.18323 del
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Finally got to watch 1864 because they aired it on German-French tv again. It's about the second Schleswig war between Denmark and Prussia (with the help of K.u.K Austria-Hungary). Too bad they dubbed the Danish speaking parts instead of using subtitles. Monrad, the fanatic council president of Denmark is played fantastically. The series is full of feminist subplots and PTSD, like the current year part, where a help helper girl visits the descendant of the woman who brought shame to her family during the war years because she would get pregnant by a serf. The essential stuff is in the original with subtitles on youtube, so you don't have to watch the subplots.
Monrad, t. Otto von Bismarck and kc tier assburger general of Denmark De Meza in action:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgrtcN8I5PE [Embed]
Monrad's speech in the parliament:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=imE1iZRtefY [Embed]
Full episode of the main battle with funny subtitles:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EUud0nylj7Y [Embed]


Bernd 08/06/2018 (Mon) 19:06:06 [Preview] No.18325 del
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>>18323
Welcome back! End is running more smoothly today and hopefully from now on.

>>18259
>>18323
I'll check those out sometimes.

Rewatched The Man from Earth. It's about a dude telling his mates he was born in the Paleolithic. Not that great but has it's moments like when they talk about the scope of one man, what he can observe and now about the world.
Right now I'm rewatching Rambo: First Blood Part II. That short theme music is great. Simple but great.


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 00:34:49 [Preview] No.18487 del
Do long informative videos count?

This was a presentation to the media given by General Schwarzkopf, Commander-in-Chief of United States Central Command, on the 27th of February, 1991. Within one hour, he answeres questions and gives a moderately kc tier operational description of Desert Storm.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ReU2QlwX2o [Embed]


Bernd 08/15/2018 (Wed) 05:11:49 [Preview] No.18488 del
>>18487
Sure.

I watch this >>18259 btw. In parts. He's just gone back to Flanders.



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las noticias internacionales - al azar Bernd 12/27/2017 (Wed) 15:22:43 [Preview] No. 12757 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This just in...
After the restoration of the Austro-Hungarian Empire two great nation found each other, the Polish and the Brazilian. Unquestionable support of the True Faith and hot grills are just two of many values these countries share not to mention economic similarities between North Brazil and Eastern Poland. Don't forget to invest there, good people.
Top level diplomats on both sides recognized the necessity of unification of the two countries. However Divine Signs imply the time isn't here yet the process has to be postponed until the alignment of the Statues of Christ is right.



In other news...
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Bernd 08/01/2018 (Wed) 20:02:12 [Preview] No.18205 del
Near a railroad station in Budapest between two districts a bike path is missing which should connect two existing bikeways. The local bikers are complaing for years now made a demonstration back in 2015 and tried to raise awareness with a billboard which was removed by our "Royal" Railway.
Now the Two-tailed Dog Party announced that they build that path if they can gather the money. They got enough through donations and got on with the job which should have taken about 4-5 hours - as they estimated. The State Railway called the cops on them who prevented this act of terror.
https://index.hu/kerekagy/2018/08/01/mav_mkkp_rakosrendezo_kerekparut/
https://index.hu/kerekagy/2015/05/08/a_katyuk_meg_a_gaz_nem_zavarta_a_mav-ot_de_a_tiltakozo_tablahoz_azonnal_leszerelo_brigadot_kuldtek/

Haha. The Vietnamese kidnapped a Vietnamese dude from Germany with an airplane of the Norther Hungarian government.
https://spectator.sme.sk/c/20881941/was-a-slovak-plane-used-to-abduct-a-vietnamese-citizen.html

>>18203
Even Merkel stated that the EU should start to take seriously immigration and should do something. Few years and they'll even make a decision.


Bernd 08/02/2018 (Thu) 05:44:18 [Preview] No.18211 del
>>18204
>The current civil war in the CAR with interruptions continues from 2012. The lawful leadership of the country, headed by President Fosten Arkange Tuader, elected in 2016, controls less than 20% of the territory. The rest is under the control of at least 14 different armed groups.
Now this could go into the map thread why that dude's fantasy about uniting African countries is retarded.

>difficult humanitarian situation
I thought when a "humanitarian situation" arises one sends water, food, medicine, doctors, blankets etc and not
>900 Makarov pistols, 5200 Kalashnikovs, 140 sniper rifles, 840 Kalashnikov machine guns, 270 RPGs
These instruments are usually use to create a "humanitarian situation" and not ease them.

It sounds like Russia started to pick troubled areas to restore stability. Sure for a price I guess, for some advantage (political, economical etc), nothing is for free.


Bernd 08/03/2018 (Fri) 05:41:38 [Preview] No.18250 del
There are several sources to pick from but dailymail is the most used on the KCs after RT so here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6017411/Fears-new-Blue-Whale-style-suicide-game-rise-terrifying-Momo-challenge-takes-WhatsApp.html


Bernd 08/14/2018 (Tue) 01:32:27 [Preview] No.18469 del
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The deadline for candidate registration in this year's elections expires next Wednesday. The Worker's Party still insists that Lula will register and run and even plans a major event in Brasília, even though he cannot legally do so. There are two possibilities:

-Lula jews his way through the judicial system and somehow manages to get free and run. If so, he has a serious risk of winning. A side effect is that the "Clean Record Law" passed in 2010 to restrict criminals from running for office is effectively revoked as there'd be a legal precedent in favor of all other politicians blocked from running by the same legislation.
I don't think this will happen, though.

-Another PT figure takes Lula's place in the dispute. However, opinion polls show that any proposed replacement has a small electore. Lula's party has no other strong figures left and focuses more and more on his personality cult. It is now at the risk of losing its leading role in the left to the PDT.

I'll do a long writeup on these elections soon. We haven't had a political contest this unpredictable and open-ended since 1989.


Bernd 08/14/2018 (Tue) 05:41:42 [Preview] No.18471 del
>>18469
>Lula's party has no other strong figures left and focuses more and more on his personality cult.
Sounds as they bet on a dying horse. Especially with so little chance of him swindling out his conviction. They really should work on the image of a new candidate but not much time left for that.
>I'll do a long writeup on these elections soon.
I'm looking forward to it.



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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02:33 [Preview] No. 17541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because old thread is resting in peace
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Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:56:00 [Preview] No.18442 del
>>18441
Also my original point was even them prefer cutting over stabbing despite being a special unit (and religious fanatics), confirming Grossman's views.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:07:22 [Preview] No.18443 del
>>18442
I would've thought that they're hellbent on beheading because all the early Muslims did it, and that it's proscribed in the Quran. Aside from that being just a propaganda video and nothing like their actual battles.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:30:59 [Preview] No.18444 del
>>18443
It does seem like me that this is a spec ops unit and prepare/training for an infiltration situation through a body of water. This situation would involve approaching and incapacitating enemy sentries from behind. But maybe not and only the Serbian Bernd's description/joke as "ISIS navy seals" influenced me to view them as such.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:33:50 [Preview] No.18445 del
>>18444
Protip: Whenever a jihadi group uploads a training video online, they use none of the tactics they use in real life. I might as well post this on the battle thread.


Bernd 08/13/2018 (Mon) 15:04:05 [Preview] No.18456 del
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>>18454
I only have jihadi kot webm.



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Bernd 08/13/2018 (Mon) 13:17:05 [Preview] No. 18454 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
give me old kaycee webm with jihadi hamster pls
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D2OBLzm-lSw [Embed]


Bernd 08/13/2018 (Mon) 13:53:38 [Preview] No.18455 del
>>18454
Say what?



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Photos, outdoor stuff and whatnot Bernd 05/30/2018 (Wed) 19:00:23 [Preview] No. 16734 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's start a new one, especially that I have new photos.

New blurry photos of funny for example. I'm not sure it's the same I managed to take a pic of last time (pic #3) might be not. These new pics were taken not far from there tho. It was far up high in the canopy, made huge noise with the branches and leaves, which covered both of us from each other and muffled my noises (while I walk fairly quietly). It rushed toward my direction on the branches then stopped there between two trees in the middle of that long one. So I took a shot. It was too far tho.
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Bernd 07/30/2018 (Mon) 17:16:08 [Preview] No.18155 del
>>18134
Wow, Brazil is Second Britain.


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Lookie here, Bernd, what I've found innawoods.


Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 07:31:56 [Preview] No.18434 del
>>18094
>Why the soil so red?
It's an older soil, like mars. Northern hemisphere had the old soil washed away by the ice ages and new eroded minerals replaced it. You are correct in the iron content.


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>>17814
Yet another video from same forest, other route though.


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>>18449
You should make an outdoor yt channel.



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Useless news from Rostov Oblast Bernd 08/10/2018 (Fri) 08:48:35 [Preview] No. 18391 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1)Da train was on fire
2)Sandstorm strikes the city
3)Rapist is arrested
4)6000 y.o. burial found
5)Madmax stuff at da local bikers club
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Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:15:35 [Preview] No.18415 del
>>18414
Are Eastern Ukrainians/Dumbassians - I don't remember the name - Ukrainians? Sometimes some Hungarians call Hungarians from Transylvania or Northern Hungary Romanians or Slovaks out of spite if they want to hurt their feelings.


Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:18:02 [Preview] No.18417 del
>>18394
No, it is probably some nomad's.
We had a huge excavation of 1st century AD cemetry recently with more than 200 skeletons, including children, horses and ritual sacrifices. It were maeotians, who are probably some indo-iranian tribe and also part of cimmerians.


Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:21:41 [Preview] No.18418 del
>>18415
I doubt that there is a genetical difference between southern russians and ukrainians, people were moving here each side since 17 century. But there is definetly between ukrainians and nothern russians.


Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:34:57 [Preview] No.18419 del
>>18417
They found Hungarians twice.


Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:40:47 [Preview] No.18420 del
Also I remember the dude who stole an APC and drove into the window of a shop, climbed in to steal a bottle of vodka but got intercepted and arrested.



Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 05:34:39 [Preview] No. 18411 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you keep your old stared threads?


Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:07:37 [Preview] No.18413 del
No. I've never used thread watcher.
Actually I'm lying when I came across that for the first time I tried it liek a half minutes but found it inconvenient.


Bernd 08/11/2018 (Sat) 12:17:25 [Preview] No.18416 del
Also I've never used dollchan and I don't know what type of other gadgets are there for convenience.