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Willem-Alexander and Netherlands appreciation thread Bernd 04/05/2018 (Thu) 19:47:59 [Preview] No. 15640 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you given tribute to our king today, Bernhard?
Oh boy I sure love living in this country under his rule. To think that I could have been born in Westphalia or Belgium or (may William of Orange forgive me for uttering this word) in Spain fills me with horror.
Please share your thoughts about our butiful country in this thread.
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Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 06:33:11 [Preview] No.15649 del
>go to Dutch bakery
>picture of kang and his wife on the wall
>ask if they make letterbanket
>they have no idea what that is
neuk that place

Bernd 04/07/2018 (Sat) 20:47:39 [Preview] No.15698 del
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Is the sea always flat?

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 06:13:57 [Preview] No.15700 del
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Well, tsunamis can be surprisingly high. According to Wikipedia the tallest was over 500 m which height can make a Dutch dizzy.

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 08:47:16 [Preview] No.15703 del
As an offtop: there is some thing called rogue wave, when large wave can suddenly appear almost from nowhere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_wave

Fun fact: scientists didn't believe in this for 100+ years and ridiculed evidence while ships continued to be lost.

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 15:24:21 [Preview] No.15716 del
Lego admiral was smart to turn his boat perpendicular to the waves. But after seeing how unlucky he is I would offer him to Poseidon as a sacrifice to spare my ship.

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Bernd 04/07/2018 (Sat) 21:18:57 [Preview] No. 15699 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 06:16:22 [Preview] No.15701 del
What did you mean by that?

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 06:31:11 [Preview] No.15702 del
he wants you to cum on his face

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 10:07:18 [Preview] No.15704 del
Hi, my name is Adolf Hitler and I'm selling these fine leather coats.

Bernd 04/08/2018 (Sun) 11:49:50 [Preview] No.15705 del
Sieg heil!

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Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 03:34:51 [Preview] No. 15646 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you use this to wake up?
they are very useful to me

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Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 14:42:33 [Preview] No.15653 del
Why can't you just use a normal alarm clock?

Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 14:51:10 [Preview] No.15654 del
I use TV as alarm, I schedule local financial news channel with loud volume. It is fun to wake up listening about economic failures.

Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 17:23:44 [Preview] No.15662 del
How do you set these to "just five more minutes"?

Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 19:42:35 [Preview] No. 15324 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there anything more animalistic and gross about the human facial aesthetic than nose hairs, the mere function of which is an air filter? This shit is gross.

And since my mid-20s, I have been cursed with excess nose hairs. Plucking them is a pain in the ass--some come out easily, yet there are so many more of them, and it takes forever. Then there are ones that seem to be directly attached to hypersensitive nerve endings and pulling those ones hurts like fuck and makes my eyes water.

I've tried that fancy pants contraption "electric nose trimmer" but it tends to do jack shit and typically misses the most crucial, thick hairs.

Now, when I shave with my safety razor in the morning, I've made a habit of sticking half of it up my nostril and twisting it around. This actually does get some nose hairs, but it takes a while to practice the art so as to note cause serious damage to the nose.

I have found the most effective way to rid excess, unsightly nose hairs is to use scissors. But even then I miss a few. Sometimes I think I should just stick a lighter flame up my nostril and burn the fuckers off. Is there any way to have the lower portion of the nostril forever hairless? I know nose hairs are important, but do I really need these long creepy ones that you can see inside my nose with my face in profile and an arm's length away from you? This shit is gross.
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Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 20:32:12 [Preview] No.15588 del
I use my nail clippers to cut them about halfway. Don't feel a thing.

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 20:42:30 [Preview] No.15589 del
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Didn't have much problem with nose hair, but sometimes feel them and don't like it. Some time ago I bought cheap trimmer and it sucks heavily, it doesn't trim anything but just buzzing. Cheap chinese shit.

Now I use scissors sometimes.

Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 18:41:09 [Preview] No.15615 del
>excess nose hair
I have been furry like a monkey since I was 15. I also grow mad facial hair. Then there are disgusting pelts on my shoulders, my belly, my chest, my ass fucking everywhere.
I wish I was not a monkey

Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 18:46:56 [Preview] No.15617 del
Turan is stronk in you. Do you have ancestors from Eesti?

Bernd 04/05/2018 (Thu) 05:40:43 [Preview] No.15625 del
I ended using this to get the hairs on off my benis shaft

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Pagan Thread Bernd 03/15/2018 (Thu) 04:17:45 [Preview] No. 14245 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do not let these cuck degenerates bring down our strong Evropean, kc-tier beliefs my brothers. Where as vikings killed niggers, christian society has allowed for niggers to fuck h'wite women for christcucks to masturbate to. To support Christianity, is to support the degeneracy of modern society

>inb4 b-b-but that wasn't TRUE christantism
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Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 09:54:44 [Preview] No.15573 del
t. LARP pro

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 14:01:21 [Preview] No.15576 del
The Church teaches, that faith, salvation, worship of God etc. is available for everyone, no matter of ethnicity and that all men are God's creatures. I don't understand how does it go against identifying with certain nation. I have been feeling pretty nationalistic most of my life, but that didn't mean I saw other nations as subhumans or that they shouldn't be Christians.
The only things I recall Church was against regarding this topic was actual racism and when nation/state/race was elevated too high in hierarchy of values (like, in position of God).
So here's your equality.
I understand in history there were lot of nationalist groups who were against Christianity for some reasons so you might get an idea that those two are always against each other, however in Poland Church has been very pro-polish for all it's history and the modern, most-numerous nationalist movement here is in return very pro-Catholic.

As for antiborders, I don't recall anything like that from the Bible so feel free to provide some quotations.

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 23:54:29 [Preview] No.15594 del
Bible was the Kalergi plan of it's day. And you are right, it's not communist in the economic sense, just cultural. Also, original Christians were the same type of people as SJW's of today. And SJW's are not actually communist in any way either, they are serving the top capitalists, just like Christianity and other kike religions.

Nod really, papist scum didn't want to help us much against T*rks. Also, Crusaders ruined Byzantium. Basing your identity on a Jewish messianic myth is utter cuckoldry unless you are a Jew yourself.

>Churches played huge role in the education as well
Yes, forbidding ordinary people to write and burning all those scientists and philosophers surely helped education :>)

Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 00:33:24 [Preview] No.15598 del
Middle ages Christianity is what happens when anarcho-capitalism takes over, but has no establishment left to record their history in full honesty so all they can do is cry about the next biggest thing that amounts to a sort-of "government".

Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 20:17:01 [Preview] No.15621 del
>forbidding ordinary people to write
They did? When and with what law?
>burning all those scientists and philosophers
Wow, there must have been a lot. Care to list them?
It's very fashionable to blame Christianity for stunting scientific progress but the truth is antiquity itself is to blame. By the time Jesus' birth almost none new scientific well it's anachronistic to use this word but anyway thought emerged, they ran out of steam so to speak. They only made compilations and commentaries, nothing original. Scholasticism was the one what rebooted science and then - after those damned Crusades made it possible to reintroduce the thoughts of the ancient philosophers - the renaissance built upon that new system, both deep from the soul of Christianity.
But my comment was about how Christianity helped to preserve national identity via education. For example it is true that in the 19th century the Orthodox church in Serbia pushed Russian agenda and language and kinda restrained the preservation of the native tongue but in the Austro-Hungarian Empire (and previously in the Austrian Empire and in the Kingdom of Hungary) the Orthodox church could teach in that language freely helping new generations of Serbian children learn and practice their mother tongue correctly. The case was similar with the Vlah and Moldavian - later Romanian - language.

>papist scum didn't want to help us much against T*rks
Hah, that's a common misconception we say exactly the same about the Habsburgs and the HRE in general, also France. It's not entirely wrong as everyone has their own problems and those are always more immediate then others'. But it's not exactly make it true. There are wishes and realities and those aren't always coincide.

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Bernd 03/17/2018 (Sat) 21:14:07 [Preview] No. 14553 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is your sexual market value on a scale of 1 to 10?
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Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 20:10:27 [Preview] No.14843 del
three fiddy

Bernd 03/22/2018 (Thu) 19:08:50 [Preview] No.14968 del
square root of minus one

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Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 00:04:37 [Preview] No. 15552 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
since when this place is into existence

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 00:52:07 [Preview] No.15553 del
This place is the right amount of cozy

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 05:19:42 [Preview] No.15557 del
This place is here for more than a year now and will stay for a while most likely. But before us it existed but it was empty like a golem and we put soul into it.

Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 07:24:02 [Preview] No.15569 del
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It never existed, as you and me.

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Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 11:06:01 [Preview] No. 15524 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A message is mandatory.

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Architecture Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 19:41:21 [Preview] No. 9750 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This board requires diversity of threads, so let's talk about architecture.

I'd start with stealing some images from some blog and post them there, because I can. This is photos of Soviet projects of 1920-1960s. Sometimes they look straight from Rome or WH40K, it is sad that they weren't implemented (but some of them are pretty crazy though). Modern architecture is a mistake.

1 - project of House of Soviets in Leningrad, 1936
2 - Pantheon of war partisans, project, Moscow, 1942
3 - Victory column at Manezhnaya square in Moscow, 1947
4 - project of Museum of Patriotic War on Red Square, 1943.

It is interesting that they started to draw war projects when war wasn't over.
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Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 07:49:02 [Preview] No.15167 del
Where are the burgers?

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 08:03:05 [Preview] No.15170 del
Nouh moi gaud.

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 09:30:16 [Preview] No.15181 del
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Truly the pinnacle of architecture and burgers. Meanwhile in America McDolans refuses to serve a man 30 cheeseburgers.
>Police say a 37-year-old man was far from lovin’ it when workers at a McDonald’s restaurant in Oregon refused to make him 30 double cheeseburgers and tried to destroy the golden arches.

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.15184 del
Why would they refuse if he can pay?

Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 06:51:16 [Preview] No.15517 del
Doesn't work the site anymore. At least for me. What did you do, Bernd?!

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In this ITT thread: Information * Knowledge is Power * Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 18:55:18 [Preview] No. 14753 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you know that if you have enough information you can take over the world? You just have to have the information. Gotta be a smart guy, be conniving, make people second guess themselves. They're all your enemies on your way to the top. Smash them with your information.

Information starter pack:

- The red-winged blackbird nests in loose colonies. The nest is built in cattails, rushes, grasses, sedge, or in alder or willow bushes. The nest is constructed entirely by the female over the course of three to six days.

- The legal system of Singapore is based on English common law.

- Ketamine was discovered in 1962, first tested in humans in 1964, and was approved for use in the United States in 1970. Shortly after its US approval it was extensively used for surgical anesthesia in the Vietnam War, due to its safety.

- In computing, a Digital Object Identifier or DOI is a persistent identifier or handle used to uniquely identify objects, standardized by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO).

What pussy-slaying facts do YOU know?
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Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 13:18:17 [Preview] No.15486 del
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Did you know that the Dutch successfully conquered England in 1688?

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delet this

Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 17:01:23 [Preview] No.15491 del
>and the w was compromised by one soldier looking the wrong way
That one faggot.
>William and Elizebeth Friedman

Bernd 04/01/2018 (Sun) 15:57:24 [Preview] No.15505 del
Caucasian is actually related to Caucasus

Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 06:40:01 [Preview] No.15514 del
I don't believe you.