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Bernd 06/11/2018 (Mon) 17:35:40 [Preview] No. 17152 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you ever notice how "enemy" and "anime" spelling are similar?

Bernd 06/11/2018 (Mon) 17:46:52 [Preview] No.17155 del
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Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 14:48:17 [Preview] No.17170 del

Know your troll Bernd 06/07/2018 (Thu) 16:56:14 [Preview] No. 17027 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Know your troll thread.

[spoiler] See new OC on khol int too
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Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 12:49:22 [Preview] No.17060 del
friendship is mostly an unilateral thing anyway.

Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 15:15:28 [Preview] No.17061 del
Well, then in this case the Friends can be translated as "Has sympathy for:" or something.

Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 15:16:18 [Preview] No.17062 del
Btw. I see numbers. Does anyone have complete collection?

Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 17:11:24 [Preview] No.17068 del
My point still applies.
Germany is a very neutered pet to nationalistic Frons.

The collection is not really complete, there are still new cards going out.

Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 20:47:08 [Preview] No.17076 del
Normally I would mock you frenchball, but these are top quality, thanks!

Bernd 05/19/2018 (Sat) 06:03:56 [Preview] No. 16566 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else animeing under the influence of a substance right now?
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Bernd 05/28/2018 (Mon) 16:36:18 [Preview] No.16716 del
Kek, the revolution kept him. A good professional is honored by everyone.

Bernd 06/02/2018 (Sat) 06:20:53 [Preview] No.16784 del
Is Downton Abbey introduced the current year meme to pop culture?
>3rd season
>still this or that? it's 1920!
>i do what i want, it's 1920!
On every corner.

Bernd 06/02/2018 (Sat) 06:21:42 [Preview] No.16785 del
*Did Downton Abbey introduce...

Bernd 06/05/2018 (Tue) 17:27:04 [Preview] No.16974 del
Poor Earl of Grantham and the dowager. They can barely keep pace with all the changes in Great Britain and the world. And they don't know about The Troubles or the Sex Pistols. Or the Spice Girls, wankaholics and nigress duchess/princess.

Bernd 06/07/2018 (Thu) 05:19:21 [Preview] No.17018 del
I don't think it counts as quite a spoiler but I'll spoiler it anyway, at one point Lord Grantham says something like I'm not sure about this Hitler fellow but he seems to have everyone riled up!

The dramatic irony in a show like that is pretty good.

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Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 17:53:44 [Preview] No. 16851 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do endchanners have gfs?
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Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 18:55:34 [Preview] No.16858 del

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 19:25:56 [Preview] No.16861 del
Yes, but she won't sex me. :'(

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 19:36:33 [Preview] No.16862 del
Oh I have a better answer.
I have to have, .apng simply doesn't work on imageboards.

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 15:48:38 [Preview] No.16920 del
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still working towards wizard status

Bernd 06/05/2018 (Tue) 14:46:31 [Preview] No.16968 del

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Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 14:22:42 [Preview] No. 16905 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why keins do this? I understand that many people use phones nowadays to browse but still it isn't that hard to save the image instead of taking a screenshot.

I miss the times when people only reposted images and maybe screenshots of epic threads
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Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 17:01:39 [Preview] No.16939 del
Ghork all the way down

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 17:23:37 [Preview] No.16940 del
These are those moments... thank you, Bernd, saved a screen of the thread.

Ghorking up everything.

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 17:24:55 [Preview] No.16941 del
Another thought: it's also thanks for Ernst, new rain brings new water into a still puddle.

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 20:04:31 [Preview] No.16947 del
do you have patreon?

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 21:30:30 [Preview] No.16951 del
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>but still it isn't that hard to save the image instead of taking a screenshot.

Actually, sometimes saving image is hard because many modern sites try to prevent getting direct links or saving. Often content isn't easily opened by clicking, and some gray pixels or left/right buttons open instead of main image.

It is also more logical to copy text, not take the image, but copying is hard too, because markup often fucks up everything.

I mean, it isn't _that_ hard, but for general population screenshot is easier - it is almost one click, you can choose region (in many apps) easily and no problems with layout, markup etc.

And yes, >>16928

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Bernd 06/01/2018 (Fri) 04:18:31 [Preview] No. 16764 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Living in China. Fucking Chinese gf. +35
Feeling good
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Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 14:25:23 [Preview] No.16906 del
I'm going to China later this year. What should I expect? I'm white, tall and good in English, don't know much Chinese. Don't like spicy food or eating something weird like eyeballs or live squids, intestines are ok.

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 15:13:25 [Preview] No.16910 del
Expect many Chinese.
>Don't like spicy food
Don't come to Hungary then.
I think China has wide variety of dishes so you can avoid what disgusts you. Maybe the Taiwanese Bernd can help you out in this.

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 15:31:55 [Preview] No.16911 del
How can one live in China? Is it difficult to get residency statusm is it expensive etc.?

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 15:42:08 [Preview] No.16915 del
As a European?
If one has a trade or know languages I think one could find a cozy job.
Except I read somewhere that Chinese are the biggest slimebags when it comes to business and really hard to deal with them.

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 15:49:58 [Preview] No.16922 del
I'm aware of the latter :3

I was mostly interested in the formal/legal aspects, like renting a flat, being allowed to stay in the country for longer time etc.

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 23:37:56 [Preview] No. 16887 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Where my artschool students at?

Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 05:39:22 [Preview] No.16890 del
Generally you can find students in schools.

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Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 08:48:27 [Preview] No. 16813 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do endchanners hit the gym?
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Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 10:18:27 [Preview] No.16823 del
why does your flag keep rotating hungary ball?

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 11:00:40 [Preview] No.16824 del
Sometimes I turn my monitor sideways.

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 11:05:24 [Preview] No.16825 del
How long should elderly ladies rest their hands on young men's butt?
The good thing is about gyms that it's for those who go once they spend money but otherwise too lazy to workout by themselves at home for free.
Your result is understandable, you can't do something half-assed and hope for gains. And actually you can be put as an example to others.

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 11:29:58 [Preview] No.16827 del
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>How long should elderly ladies rest their hands on young men's butt?
I was in the way and she put her hand on my hip while she passed behind me and then her hand casually slid down on my buttocks and rested there for a while. Other girls have straight up casually felt up my arms at clubs.

>you can't do something half-assed and hope for gains
Yeah that's right but I didn't realise this until fairly recently. It's like fat people who don't realise that losing fat is simply calories in vs calories out and they either think it has to be something extremely easy (so they try ridiculous fad diets) or extremely hard (so they can make up excuses).

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 13:04:42 [Preview] No.16832 del
>I didn't realise this until fairly recently.
Noone is born with full knowledge on everything.

Bernd 05/31/2018 (Thu) 13:56:08 [Preview] No. 16740 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I was going home and i met this
Why do people do this
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Bernd 05/31/2018 (Thu) 17:20:48 [Preview] No.16755 del
French railway workers don't want to lose their job protection and early retirement. So they are on strike 2-3 days per week. Their airline does something similar, so Air France/KLM lost most of its value on the stock market. French pilots want to keep flights alive that don't make a profit and want to live off the money their Dutch colleagues make for the company.

Bernd 05/31/2018 (Thu) 20:09:16 [Preview] No.16762 del
Its hilarious actually, those guys really don't realize the chance they have to be french.
They have privileges that are absolutely out of this world...And trust me it goes far far faaaar beyond job security ; a buddy of mine used to work there and told us about it. It is insanity.

In most other countries those fags would have been left rotting in the sidewalk.

Their actual strike is quite annoying tho, its starting to really get under people's nerves and its killing the very few support they had. Now everyone hates them and macron can buttfuck them without backlash.

I just can't wait for this shitty law to be voted, this strike has been going on for months now...Its time to end this.

Bernd 06/01/2018 (Fri) 05:35:36 [Preview] No.16768 del
I see.

Why don't just replace them with automation? At a railway company most of the jobs are such. Only the maintenance crew needs to be human, and maybe some security. But handling tickets or driving a train can be done that way.

Bernd 06/01/2018 (Fri) 10:04:50 [Preview] No.16771 del
I don't see automating public jobs en masse as being a good resolution for any politician to pursue, at least for the ones that require votes. These things need to be done piecemeal.

Bernd 06/01/2018 (Fri) 15:45:40 [Preview] No.16776 del
There supposed to be labour shortage, this is why they need Eastern Europe and that's supposed to be the reason they import negros and Islamist without even counting them. These people can find new jobs.

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Or*gon Bernd 06/01/2018 (Fri) 13:25:56 [Preview] No. 16773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Event planners sue church for $2.3 million for not allowing a gay event on church property
>In 2015, Ambridge Event Center, which once rented out a space owned by Holy Rosary Church for various events, was compelled to reject an LGBT group's request to hold an event on the property due to the church's "morals clause."
>The PFLAG Portland Black Chapter, an African-American LGBT support group, sent a request to Ambridge to have an event held at the venue they were renting from Holy Rosary.
>"Even businesses and government entities that had previously scheduled events with Ambridge who were not affiliated with the LGBTQ community but had equity-driven internal policies, refused to work with Ambridge after reading or hearing about the discriminatory policy involved in its employment relationship with the church."
>They are seeking $2.3 million in damages.

Remember, there's no reason to oppose gay marriage, because the government would never force the church to perform gay marriages, that's a ridiculous hypothetical strawman.

Bernd 06/01/2018 (Fri) 13:52:26 [Preview] No.16774 del
That is their private property! This is so fucked. That is like saying grocery stores must provide dildos because "muh feminism" or we'll sue. Ridiculous loony leftist nutcases at it again I see.