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Architecture Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 19:41:21 [Preview] No. 9750 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This board requires diversity of threads, so let's talk about architecture.

I'd start with stealing some images from some blog and post them there, because I can. This is photos of Soviet projects of 1920-1960s. Sometimes they look straight from Rome or WH40K, it is sad that they weren't implemented (but some of them are pretty crazy though). Modern architecture is a mistake.

1 - project of House of Soviets in Leningrad, 1936
2 - Pantheon of war partisans, project, Moscow, 1942
3 - Victory column at Manezhnaya square in Moscow, 1947
4 - project of Museum of Patriotic War on Red Square, 1943.

It is interesting that they started to draw war projects when war wasn't over.
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Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 07:49:02 [Preview] No.15167 del
Where are the burgers?

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 08:03:05 [Preview] No.15170 del
Nouh moi gaud.

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 09:30:16 [Preview] No.15181 del
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Truly the pinnacle of architecture and burgers. Meanwhile in America McDolans refuses to serve a man 30 cheeseburgers.
>Police say a 37-year-old man was far from lovin’ it when workers at a McDonald’s restaurant in Oregon refused to make him 30 double cheeseburgers and tried to destroy the golden arches.

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.15184 del
Why would they refuse if he can pay?

Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 06:51:16 [Preview] No.15517 del
Doesn't work the site anymore. At least for me. What did you do, Bernd?!

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In this ITT thread: Information * Knowledge is Power * Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 18:55:18 [Preview] No. 14753 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you know that if you have enough information you can take over the world? You just have to have the information. Gotta be a smart guy, be conniving, make people second guess themselves. They're all your enemies on your way to the top. Smash them with your information.

Information starter pack:

- The red-winged blackbird nests in loose colonies. The nest is built in cattails, rushes, grasses, sedge, or in alder or willow bushes. The nest is constructed entirely by the female over the course of three to six days.

- The legal system of Singapore is based on English common law.

- Ketamine was discovered in 1962, first tested in humans in 1964, and was approved for use in the United States in 1970. Shortly after its US approval it was extensively used for surgical anesthesia in the Vietnam War, due to its safety.

- In computing, a Digital Object Identifier or DOI is a persistent identifier or handle used to uniquely identify objects, standardized by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO).

What pussy-slaying facts do YOU know?
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Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 13:18:17 [Preview] No.15486 del
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Did you know that the Dutch successfully conquered England in 1688?

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delet this

Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 17:01:23 [Preview] No.15491 del
>and the w was compromised by one soldier looking the wrong way
That one faggot.
>William and Elizebeth Friedman

Bernd 04/01/2018 (Sun) 15:57:24 [Preview] No.15505 del
Caucasian is actually related to Caucasus

Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 06:40:01 [Preview] No.15514 del
I don't believe you.

Bernd 03/23/2018 (Fri) 18:29:58 [Preview] No. 15048 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
imagine if casey was run by Mexicans

we'd be having a blast ATM
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Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 21:53:49 [Preview] No.15341 del
Do Styrians eat styrofoam?

Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 21:58:17 [Preview] No.15343 del
this htread is full of poverty

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 05:24:13 [Preview] No.15352 del
When one cooks some type of meat soup then the meat should be cooked first (well, simmered) and during the process on the surface of the water foam forms which need to be removed. If you cook Styrians you get styrofoam.

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 05:37:59 [Preview] No.15354 del
>says the Mexican

Go back home beaner man, or mow my lawn.

Bernd 04/02/2018 (Mon) 02:02:10 [Preview] No.15507 del
hould i fuck with digimon tri? i saw the first eo and i was mind numbing asf

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But you are wrong, you aren't making them, but just boiling pre-made spaghetti you bought some time ago.

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Chink Movies Thread ... Bernd 01/21/2018 (Sun) 13:02:15 [Preview] No. 13199 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
... or rather Movies General but we need to maintain traditions even if I didn't watch any of the chink movies with you guys.

Seen these two recently. Both felt mediocre at best.
The Villainess was better the first person action scene right at the beginning was something. It was novelty for me I know such movies are already exist outside porn but hadn't seen one before. Other than that it was meh.
The Blade of the Immortal was worse. The whole movie is dark (as in lack of lighting not mood) the action scenes were obscure by that just as with the close up shots. Those hairstyles, glasses and weapons are annoying. The story is boring and that curing bloodworms theme feel out of the place.

When Polebernd looked for the Shaolin Soccer I dl'd that one too. Since then it rests on my hdd. I took a peek here and there and it looked really ridiculous so probably I'll find some time to watch that too.
How about you, Bernd? Any good stuff to watch? Or bad? I heard they making some movie about The Room.
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Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 08:43:03 [Preview] No.15478 del
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Also watched this. Not sure. It was all right.
The book or whatever supposed to be high-school reading material in the US?

Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 08:49:55 [Preview] No.15479 del
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>That banned in Russia is legit or part of the marketing?

Ministry of culture didn't issue movie distribution certificate, so it isn't allowed to show it in cinemas or tv or be officially sold on different mediums. Don't know if this can be counted as "ban" though, no one prevents you to watch it if you could get it by any means (we have another mechanism for bans, mostly against "extremist" content, when you can be fined or jailed even when possessing a copy).

Although we live in postmodern world so everything is legit and part of marketing in same time.

Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 08:57:52 [Preview] No.15481 del
Mario. But with as little as a pick slash.
Hmm. Hungarian book publishing works similarly. No books are banned here they just don't publish some. Actually a lot. Without political content and any other reason. Lazy cheap-ass fagits.

Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 09:04:37 [Preview] No.15482 del
It was a yearly selection for this literature competition one year, I'm sure some teachers had kid read it if they had the liberty to choose books like that. Seems unlikely it would be a mandatory reading at a state or district level but who knows.

the guy that teaches him leather stuff in the movie, they say in the book when he finds out the kid died started drinking again and died soon after

Bernd 03/31/2018 (Sat) 09:36:58 [Preview] No.15484 del
>when he finds out the kid died started drinking again and died soon after
I wouldn't be surprised. We always do the same cooperation techniques which comes to most natural for us.

Judging by the movie "Alex Supertramp" was a pretty self-centered dude with little to none consideration to others. It would be very interesting to read his journal and notes, that would give more insight than the interpretation of others (the book and the movie).

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Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 04:48:29 [Preview] No. 15349 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can anyone tell me more about the fabled Landsknecht? I've read myths and a few encyclopedia entries about them. Mostly that they were bad asses armed with Zweihanders that would be used to cause disorder to pike formations. And the fact that they were one of the first mercenary units to adopt gunpowder tactics in conjunction with melee combat.
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Bernd 03/29/2018 (Thu) 04:10:10 [Preview] No.15425 del
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> If you had 10 thousands soldiers, they all formed one line.

Uh, no, even your vid shows that simply isn't true. So what makes swiss squares so special?

Bernd 03/29/2018 (Thu) 05:32:11 [Preview] No.15427 del
Actually that video failed to illustrate phalanx properly. I also believe when he >>15374 said one big ass line he meant one big ass formation (of several lines) and not smaller individual units (of several lines). But it's a general rule which has deviation I have to add. For example I think when an alliance fought then the allied states' hoplites formed their own phalanxes, or the terrain wasn't that much suitable for that but then again these units were very few in number unlike the Roman manipules/cohorts. Also the Greeks didn't used exclusively phalanxes as they had lighter infantry and cavalry.
One could argue that the term phalanx could be used on broader scale and military historians tend to use it so but I don't know how widespread that is. One swallow doesn't make a summer.
>So what makes swiss squares so special?
I already answered that. But noone said: "so special". Just special. Landsknecht is a feudal copycat.
There's an economical aspect for the thing too tho I didn't write about.

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>Why the hell are you using Russian slang?

Bernd 03/29/2018 (Thu) 20:54:48 [Preview] No.15442 del

In the olden days, when the Soviets were, the byword warning was: "The Russians are coming!" Today, with glorious aplomb, sans Soviet, we all must live with our warnings aftermath. And so, the Russians came. Everywhere.

Bernd 03/30/2018 (Fri) 06:35:00 [Preview] No.15443 del
The Russians are in the pantry already!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qT5TSFEcofc [Embed]

This is form an old film (1965) about some deserters in hiding in WWII:
They hide in a chateau and they try to evade all sides with different tricks. Sometimes they pretend to be partisans, sometimes an HQ, sometimes whatever. The scene is about a Russian deserter who hides in the pantry. In itself it's not too funny it's a part of a short running gag.

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Dvorak Bernd 01/26/2018 (Fri) 05:28:20 [Preview] No. 13318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm learning the Dvorak layout. Wish me best wishes, fam. At the moment I'm doing home row exercises, repeating all of them until I get to the point of getting at least 25 wpm with no mistakes. My keyboard, Mistel Barocco ergonomic split (the best keyboard money can buy), has a neat feature that allows you to switch between layouts by hitting Fn + a.
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Bernd 02/21/2018 (Wed) 18:22:03 [Preview] No.13783 del
This is an observation of yours based on the data you collected during your research or an official scale the Dvorak Mastering Institute presents?

Bernd 02/21/2018 (Wed) 18:32:44 [Preview] No.13784 del
100% official from all universities. I crossed checked it with my own data and found an exact match. The scientific papers validating this data can be found on MIT's website.

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 07:34:20 [Preview] No.15165 del
So, how're you doing?

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 21:50:25 [Preview] No.15394 del
A lot better, I don't even have to think about where something is. It's all instinct now with the occasional error every now and then which diminishes as time goes by. I've been typing in all Dvorak since >>13773 and am already typing almost as fast as before.

Bernd 03/28/2018 (Wed) 05:08:23 [Preview] No.15397 del
Mission Accomplished then. Remember to use your new found power only for good.

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Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 20:38:32 [Preview] No. 15387 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 20:45:43 [Preview] No.15389 del
.xyz domain was very unreliable the last few weeks, better use endchan.net.

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 20:53:24 [Preview] No.15390 del
Save this and use when necessary.
Also you can check Endchan's twitter or Odilitime's.

Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 02:30:57 [Preview] No. 15246 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hourly reminder that there is not only one god but many of them and Väinämöinen is a prophet of them.
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Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 20:57:10 [Preview] No.15339 del
Why does that girl look so fat?

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tfw listened to Kalevala only in form of Amorphis songs

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 05:03:53 [Preview] No.15351 del
This reminded me I should read it sometimes. We learn about it in school tho.

Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 06:42:20 [Preview] No.15357 del
>thousands lakes
wet and soggy
allahu ackbar
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Bernd 03/27/2018 (Tue) 16:42:55 [Preview] No.15376 del
noted and discarded

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Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 17:02:16 [Preview] No. 15303 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is Affirmative Action diversity quotas as dangerous in Western Europoor countries as it is in the US? If you've seen bullshit diversity quotas in Eastern Europoor countries be dangerous you're welcomed to post as well, but I doubt it's as big as an issue.


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Ayyy lmao, took me a while to get the joke.

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I guess some firms do such, multies maybe but it's not really a problem. But if you want to go to uni then you can get some points for being a gypsy.

Bernd 03/26/2018 (Mon) 18:00:25 [Preview] No.15312 del
yepp . more than 7000 miles from Auschwitz to Alabama