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VIDEOGAMES THREAD Bernd 06/09/2018 (Sat) 16:17:24 [Preview] No. 17090 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's have le grand Official videogames thread.

It's thread, to discuss games.
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Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:39:12 [Preview] No.22499 del
I'm ready now.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:43:20 [Preview] No.22500 del
It's set up.
pw: bernd

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 20:42:33 [Preview] No.22505 del
Thanks for the game, Bernd.
It wasn't that disastrous liek yesterday's.
I will look into that "how to" writing.

Bernd 01/19/2019 (Sat) 00:12:00 [Preview] No.22506 del
Would you guys be interested in playing other titles? Because sooner or later openciv might get boring.
I have few propositions and I'd love to try them out with other Bernds

Battle for Wesnoth:
- already mentioned here and well received
- turn based strategy so no issue with lag or player tension that's present in real time gaems
- mostly focused on combat and area control
- absolutely free
- will run on anything
- plenty of mods to enhance gameplay
- ruthless AI + whimsical RNG combat will make games against computer opponents as hopeless as in openciv

Heroes III
- a fucking classic, i shouldn't eben be describing anything

Bernd 01/19/2019 (Sat) 07:30:36 [Preview] No.22507 del
Until it doesn't distract you from your duties as BO... (>>22418) ... we can talk about it. For now Freeciv feels fine for me, in past two days we had quite gripping matches.
Long time ago played Wesnoth briefly, it's basically liek Fantasy General, which is Panzer General.
Heroes III, could be worthwhile.
These two need servers too, well all multis. Where could we host such games?

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Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 21:41:37 [Preview] No. 16530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happens if you drink isopropanol aka ipa.

Asking for a friend who ran out of booze.

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 01:10:13 [Preview] No.16531 del
Chance of entering a coma

Bernd 05/17/2018 (Thu) 05:09:51 [Preview] No.16533 del
A good rule of thumb: if it's not ethanol don't drink it.
Why don't you make your own? The minimum you need is sugar. If you don't have the money there's a Finn who hoards sugar in case of an apocalypse...

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Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 15:55:35 [Preview] No.22493 del
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>What happens if you drink isopropanol aka ipa

Death most likely

t. Doktor Frogs

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 18:55:14 [Preview] No.22504 del
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Drink tea instead.
I might wanna reupload the BONGS.

flags not showing up Bernd 11/25/2018 (Sun) 21:09:34 [Preview] No. 20752 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Basically title, I can see it when I click to [preview] though.
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Bernd 01/13/2019 (Sun) 22:21:41 [Preview] No.22342 del
Such a colorful beauty.

Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 06:39:47 [Preview] No.22347 del
Judging by the website I found that hat it's a modern design in traditional fashion. That dummy head looks female so yeah, but at least the hat is distinctive and on the ball it doesn't strike as female.

NEW CSS! Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 20:17:16 [Preview] No.22418 del
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And two more balls. Soon I'll run out of balls to change.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 06:38:09 [Preview] No.22436 del
I give this a bump so it won't go forgotten.
For the two latest I used this images as models.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:49:42 [Preview] No.22502 del
A bump so it won't get forgotten.

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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 21:00:33 [Preview] No.22421 del

Interesting article about 'Malhama Tactical', a self-proclaimed 'Islamic private military company' active in Idlib. According to the author it's all a scam set up by an Uzbek who never takes part in any combat and just makes a living collecting donations from gullible Ukrainians for his 'sofa jihad'.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 16:05:04 [Preview] No.22462 del
Oh god. I thought, now I'll read that article. That site is unpleasant. It is slow to load due it's need of over 9000 scripts (from 3rd party application), giant images, lengthy article, animated background, and it has a giant title bar fixed at the top so it don't move up when I scroll down blocking the third of the page constantly.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 16:49:16 [Preview] No.22463 del
Not just an Uzbek, but an Uzbek line cook!
Was kinda fun to read. How the author has access to Russian military documents? The other question, why he didn't employed a real instructor for his company? Even mercenary companies need paper pushers to organize things, do the marketing and such, he could have do that, and really train some fighters on the side with real staff.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 00:01:43 [Preview] No.22487 del
>How the author has access to
Presumably he's part of circles (like VK groups) where this kind of information is shared. Someone who knew Abu Rofiq personally may have heard of his Syrian exploits and decided to expose him, and this information reached the author.
>why didn't he employed a real instructor for his company?
That would entail higher effort and expenses, and people like him tend to be lazy and greedy.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:47:47 [Preview] No.22501 del
Reasonable explanations.

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New News Thread Bernd 09/25/2018 (Tue) 17:05:25 [Preview] No. 19553 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previous reached bump limit.

Last week Orbán Viktor's third grandkid was born. The little Anna Adél is his oldest daughter's, Ráhel, second child. Congratulations, Miniszterelnök Úr!

Meanwhile in Ghana they punch pedos right in their fruits.
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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 23:23:51 [Preview] No.22428 del
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Former Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 16:48:24 [Preview] No.22446 del
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You're fired. Japanese hotel fires robots because they caused more work for the human employees than they were supposed to save. One of the problems were that the robots interpreted snoring as talk and woke up the guests in the middle of the night. German tech site ripped the news of from the paywalled Wall Street Journal, but I'm pretty sure some clickbait news sites have the story too.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 16:58:40 [Preview] No.22447 del
Robots will replace humans they said.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 00:25:32 [Preview] No.22489 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jdnf8k6aArU [Embed]
meanwhile in coastal Paraná

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 06:36:29 [Preview] No.22491 del
That's more of a raft with a house on it than a house. Read the description, it built strong for sure. So noone was in there?

Literature thread Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 14:28:10 [Preview] No. 22380 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think we had one of these long ago, before the ameriball slide.

I have been looking into ancient literature recently and have a list of two but was hoping Bernd could help bulk up my list:
Epic of Gilgamesh
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Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 21:41:30 [Preview] No.22485 del
Offtopic: a book of mine (a Hungarian military history book published in the '80s) says the army of the Sultan consisted 42-50 000 regulars and unknown number of irregulars whose number reached some ten thousands.

cont Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 21:45:13 [Preview] No.22486 del
Oh, it also says János Zsigmond (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sigismund_Z%C3%A1polya), the Vlah voivod, the Moldavian voivod and the Crimean Khan were ordered to send troops.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 00:15:23 [Preview] No.22488 del
I read half of it, my eyes getting tired, I'l' read rest of it tomorrow.

most likely correct.

Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 06:30:53 [Preview] No.22490 del
No rush. :^)
You can find some notes in the end about some words, places and names. Might be inadequate to some extent.

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Photos, outdoor stuff and whatnot Bernd 05/30/2018 (Wed) 19:00:23 [Preview] No. 16734 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's start a new one, especially that I have new photos.

New blurry photos of funny for example. I'm not sure it's the same I managed to take a pic of last time (pic #3) might be not. These new pics were taken not far from there tho. It was far up high in the canopy, made huge noise with the branches and leaves, which covered both of us from each other and muffled my noises (while I walk fairly quietly). It rushed toward my direction on the branches then stopped there between two trees in the middle of that long one. So I took a shot. It was too far tho.
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Bernd 01/08/2019 (Tue) 17:48:05 [Preview] No.22173 del
Reminds me of smaller stations here. But I can't remember when was the last time I saw Cyrillic on a car.

>photos don't represent how heavy it was.
That would need some equipment and proper setting of the camera.

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As you know I visited Straßburg a few weeks ago. See >>21873
So a report in the local newspaper caught my eyes. A reporter visited the people who are protesting in front of the European court for human rights. The Brit with the green posters everywhere stands there every day at certain times. This is how the man who as abducted by the Blair government, according to himself, looks like.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 18:02:55 [Preview] No.22467 del
Looks like mental illness. What does he hope to achieve? The whole thing comical and sad at the same time.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 18:19:27 [Preview] No.22468 del
He was an attractive successful person before Blairites turned him into a shizo Bernd, I swear. I think there are always eccentric persons out there, even in a small town. Somebody someday started to demonstrate there and others followed suit, so they get some attention in real life.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 18:35:37 [Preview] No.22477 del
>I think there are always eccentric persons out there, even in a small town.
Yes village idiots always existed and will.

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Poolitics serial dicksucktion - Frau Merkel Edition Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 15:28:02 [Preview] No. 17063 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here a nice thread the discuss seriously politics, the Catalonia thread is "File not found". Of course not just Merkel and the like can be topics here but anything really which fits, as usual.
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Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 20:34:34 [Preview] No.22455 del
And let's not forget they are also calculating for the next election whenever may it will be. Agreeing something that their own voters reject will result in losing popularity. No side can allow that.
Frankly the whole thing is only good for EU and pro-EU media scaring EU citizens into submission and making them doubt if there's a life outside EU.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 02:37:17 [Preview] No.22456 del
They're still butthurt over the Hundred Years' War, from what I can tell.

I regularly browse The Register (British computer news, regularly crosses over with politics since the UK is notorious for failing at large IT projects) and a point brought up regularly when Brexit comes up is that many of the "onerous" EU regs that were brought up in the run-up to the referendum were spearheaded by British MEPs "gold plated" by Parliament during implementation such that many of the provisions pundits were whining about weren't even required by the original regulation. After you consider that, all the other Brexit news falls into place. It sucks that this is going to discourage the more ornery EU countries from invoking A50 but frankly they deserve everything they've brought down upon themselves.

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This whole shit stinks.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 14:04:45 [Preview] No.22460 del
Fug i was hoping for an election, political chaos is comfy.

Bernd 01/17/2019 (Thu) 17:37:06 [Preview] No.22464 del
I wonder if Labour would play it's cards to influence Brexit passing with no deal. This has fine chance to remove Toris from govt. so they could take it over.

>slightly relax
Yeah, that still sounds strict. As far as I know on the Hungary one need approval of the police to get a license to buy guns, but don't need to give any explanation, just register the freshly bought gun. I think the real strict stuff we have is the regulation of bullets, which I dunno nothing, just heard of it some time ago.

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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19:50 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 03:32:13 [Preview] No.22432 del
Don't find her attractive in that pic too much head and too much teeth. Reminds me of Terry rest in peace Davis.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 05:58:17 [Preview] No.22434 del
I need to impregnate her so that my kids will have her jaw, and they can represent my homie Terry Davis RIP buddy

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 11:09:25 [Preview] No.22437 del
Wow, Terry mk2. Also, found pic.

>Right now an egotist, consumerist view seems to gaining ground - for a while now -, the pleasure of the individual matters and partners are viewed as consumer products, have one and when done with it get a new one.
>So a new zeitgeist would change how people view sexuality, yes.

You make the point that taking the virginity of an immature youth (mentally) and discarding her is to her detriment. I assume further that you say this is not healthy for any woman. I believe the natural process for both males and females is to copulate, make children and raise those children. I'm not trying to dictate what a father should be, essentially the role is defined by the needs of the moment. However, a woman without a child to care for or a man to support her in that endeavour is an understandably miserable creature. So to use women in such a way is not only selfish but cruel. That's a very logical view of sex.

Now in contrast we get to mans basic instinct, which is reflected in the animal kingdom, more primitive cultures and in mans history. A mans instinctual drive is to pick women up left and right and fuck them, like the ram does with the sheep or really any other mammalian species. Ram1) "I want female, I fuck now." Ram2) "No, this my female, you can't have" Ram1) "Then I kill you and take all your females." In a civilised society we view this as pure savagery, not only because there would be constant killing but also because we can look at the misery of others and not want it to happen to us, we empathise with what would be our enemy. So we all agree killing and raping is bad and we are better off not doing it to each other. This however still leaves men with the basic drive to constantly fuck, regardless of how much self control he has over his actions.

Now the current situation where we have womens 'liberation' where men pick women up and put them down freely comes after generations of the church enforcing marriage, where men would be shamed for acting too instinctively. If a mans wife wouldn't have sex, he's left with either beating and raping the mother of his children or having sex elsewhere (in other cultures as another wife.) However the church seemed to merely introduce shame and force people to act instinctively in private, I believe what is public knowledge of affairs and church related sex scandals isn't even the full picture.

So in my estimation, while I agree with your ideals and can agree you may be able to force them upon people for their own good, I struggle to see how you can change the way people view sexuality.

Sorry it took so long for me to reply.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 13:51:07 [Preview] No.22439 del
Looks like a trap tbh fam.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 18:31:06 [Preview] No.22448 del
>So to use women in such a way is not only selfish but cruel.
It's also about learning. How she starts out learning a relationship containing sexual aspect. She already has to have some knowledge about it via seeing her parents - not everything ofc - but now they time has come for her to gain knowledge on her own experience. For starters it would be important getting in a relationship which would gain her long lasting attention from a desired partner, opportunities not just to satisfy her personal needs (not just the lowest level physiological-sexual but higher ones as well) but learn she has to make an effort in order the gain affection, get to know the other and keep the relationship alive, but instead her first experiences will teach her that behaving whorish she could easily gain instant but short spanning male attention and satisfaction of sexual urges. She doesn't learn how to be a desirable partner just how to be a desirable cunt. And later when she might get in a real relationship she won't know the first thing. On occasions it might turn out all right, but more often than not won't and she will be alone again wondering where are the good guys and such.

>Now in contrast we get to mans basic instinct, which is reflected in the animal kingdom, more primitive cultures and in mans history.
There's an oversimplification here that I saw occurring other parts on the internet as well, the myth that the man's natural instinct is just sowing the seed and move on get someone else to sow into and drawing an equation with the animal kingdom as you put it. Yes some species do that, maybe bears, where the female is left alone after mating. But at other species this is not the case liek at wolves and homonidae. In their case the cycle is more complex, you yourself wrote above:
>copulate, make children and raise those children.
Or how I would put it: make the baby, see it to born and raise it until mature enough to repeat the cycle on it's own. Yes, a male can do that with several females but on the other hand humans even capable of live in a community with other families (on the more basic level with blood related ones, in a greater/extended family, gens or clan, but even with families which aren't blood related).

>men pick women up and put them down freely
The problem isn't only this, but it works in reverse, women do the same.

>the church seemed to merely introduce shame and force people to act instinctively in private
Nod really sexual behaviour is part of morality which is public matter and the church pressured people to remain moral even behind the closed door of their bedroom. Ofc enforcing is another matter, but preaching and extorting confessions then giving out punishments worked for some extent.

>I struggle to see how you can change the way people view sexuality.
It changed once with the zeitgeist, you yourself wrote:

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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 04:06:45 [Preview] No. 22372 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would anyone be interested in an 8chan raid? Well, I'm not gonna speak for everyone.
Dubs decide IF and HOW we raid them.
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Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 16:38:10 [Preview] No.22388 del
I don't think so. Infiltration would be when one try and fits in so he can do sinister deeds without attracting unnecessary attention, for example shifting discussion or something. Raid is just go there and blatantly disrupt discussion.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 01:46:18 [Preview] No.22430 del
4 to 5 ppl is rly all that's needed 2 piss evry1 off. Make some stupid pic or make a stupid phrase and just copy n paste it everywhere until the place gets flooded. 1 person is enough 2 do that!

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 13:54:35 [Preview] No.22440 del
>Make some stupid pic or make a stupid phrase and just copy n paste it everywhere until the place gets flooded.
Or in the case of /sp/, simply just actually talk about sports.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 16:41:07 [Preview] No.22443 del
The main problem with we raiding is that it might attract unwanted attention. We have a nice little board here discussing whatever we don't need spammers and idiots. I don't have time, energy and will to deal with the bullshit and probably the others neither.

Bernd 01/16/2019 (Wed) 16:42:21 [Preview] No.22444 del
Also Endchan has dedicated board for raids anyway.