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KC IS KILL CONTAINMENT THREAD Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 15:42:43 [Preview] No. 15205 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello yes KC is kill.
You are free to use this board as your temporal refugee or to move here permanently. However, please refrain from creating more threads about state of main KC and related stuff. Instead


I will be removing all threads regarding this topic that will be made after this announcement.

This is much smaller board compared to what you were used to on KC main and things works bit differently here. I am doing this to prevent some quality threads from being deleted because of influx of pointless threads regarding same topic.
If you want to discuss some general topic like news, games, music etc. please check the catalog first if such thread isn't created already and use that thread.

Other than that there is not much moderation here so feel free to post whatever (remember the global rules though).
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Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 13:21:59 [Preview] No.16063 del
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Today is "Indian day" in Brazil.

We used to have cute Kuruminhas balls back then.
Now... we have just FEELS.

Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 15:57:09 [Preview] No.16067 del
Congratulations. What's that about?

Bernd 04/20/2018 (Fri) 02:32:14 [Preview] No.16088 del

t. Bismark

Bernd 04/20/2018 (Fri) 02:49:05 [Preview] No.16089 del
guessing it is a day to celebrate the aboriginals of Brazil

To be honest it seems like the various KC posters all want different things out of their board hence why there were a number of alternatives to begin with.
I hope they find what they're looking for, be it serious discussion or simple apu posting.

Bernd 04/20/2018 (Fri) 05:21:45 [Preview] No.16091 del
>various KC posters all want different things out of their board
I find this very true.

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Blogspot thred Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 14:02:19 [Preview] No. 15577 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The boiling meat burned itself
I'm not happy of the results. Now the house smells like shit and the meat will be given to the dogs.
Good thing is, when going to the meatshop to buy steaks (because the thing that was boiling got its water evaporated), my complete overboard thinking on the ruined meal allowed me to talk to a nice looking girl.
But still, the meat is completely ruined. My mother was supposed to eat that.
Talk here about ocurrances in your life, good, bad and memetic
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Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 16:04:23 [Preview] No.15810 del
Also writing something down can help to put it into different perspective or if it's a stressful experience it can help to ease the load. Imageboards aren't necessarily the right places for this tho.

One could find contentment in simplicity. Work is something one has to do. If you're working in 8 hours shifts, 5 days/week then you might easily find something meaningful in the rest of your time. Especially on the weekends. I would really recommend some outdoor activity, even if it's only in a park. With stricter work hours it's harder (lack of energy) but still doable.
People in general aren't happy with their life, and by their thirties they often feel they are trapped. Even those in prestigious positions and on seemingly exciting fields.

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>boiling meat

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 03:28:43 [Preview] No.16140 del
Yesterday I found this and I think this is an incredible task:
This man Zhou Huajuan, typeset his book (a translated version of a book about physics) with HTML and CSS. It's not a webpage. It's a book. I don't even know there is page element in HTML
And it's Chinese. I can't even get my Chinese article to look right.

This is also the first time I learned such stuff from China. Before I only read Taiwan stuff.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 06:53:12 [Preview] No.16144 del
He used HTML and CSS instead a text editor?
Sometimes I think it would be easier to do that then convert the document into .pdf, .doc or whatever.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 08:25:05 [Preview] No.16147 del
I just learned that ePub is just HTML and CSS. I always thought it's a PDF

He said he wrote his stuff in markdown then convert it to HTML

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 17:53:40 [Preview] No. 16130 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How come the UK don't use electrical panels?

It seems like they just throw all the components on a plywood and call it a day.
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Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 18:59:07 [Preview] No.16134 del
>that wire management

Like I'd understand if it's for a PC or something personal, but for some house's wiring?

Good fucking god man.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 20:18:33 [Preview] No.16135 del
Looks very Russian.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 04:09:53 [Preview] No.16141 del
Hungary is very wise when it comes to Eastern Yuropean culture

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 06:54:17 [Preview] No.16145 del
It's actually socialism tier.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 07:34:56 [Preview] No.16146 del
Soulfool thread. Subscribed.

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Role Playing Games Bernd 12/17/2017 (Sun) 20:40:33 [Preview] No. 12621 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to begin a new series about a Hungarian pen and paper role playing game I've already mentioned in other thread(s). It's called M.A.G.U.S. - Kalandorok Krónikái (Chronicles of Adventurers) and I wish to guide you through it's history, world and maybe even rules. Frankly I'm not well prepared and most likely not the best person for the job, but, well, I'm the only one here and this is the best it's gonna get.
IRL talking with a real M.A.G.U.S. fan about M.A.G.U.S. is a real herculean challange as they can be extremely assburgerish about insignificant details, they can cite some careless comment from an obscure magazine's unknown article anytime and consider it rock solid canon they can base their opinion. It's worse to play it with an experienced fanatic as they are capable arguing to the point of the knife with the Kalandmester or Mesélő (Adventure Master or Tale Teller/Story-Teller, the DM, it's KM from no on) even if everyone knows the First Rule: the KM is always right.

Of course any other rpg can be discussed here, but I'd like to keep this thread for pnp or tabletop rpgs, crpgs should go into the Vidya thread.

>1st pic
This is the Első Törvénykönyv (First Code of Law or Rulebook, from now on ETK). It was published in 1997 for the first time.
>2nd pic
The Nagy Zöld (Big Green). Well this is the real first rulebook, published in 1993. The rules were written for a few years (I saw some parts in a mag from 1991) still it was full of errors, fuck ups and inconsistencies some of them haunt even in current year and will haunt probably forever. Never read it btw.
>3rd pic
Második Törvénykönyv (Second Code of Law) published in 1995 so even this predates the ETK... This one... I don't think it is more than some shitty addendum, even the foreword states every rule in this book is optional.
>4th pic
The continent of Ynev. I've no idea how to pronounce it so I call it Inev. The world itself is called Satriale... no, Satralis it has two other continents noone cares about only some vague shit were written about them and are unplayable by default. I think the ETK not even mentions the planet or operates on the supposition that Ynev is the name of the world. In following posts you will meet names very typical fantasy worlds. Lots of them were borrowed from IRL or other fantasy resources so prepare some familiar sounding stuff.

Oh I forgot. It's just a typical medieval fantasy world, with elves, dwarves and orcs. Luckily I don't know anything about gay-ass halflings.
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Dwarfs Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 19:00:29 [Preview] No.16070 del
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The native non-human race of Beriquel and the northern shores of Ynev where they were expelled expelled from by the Kyrs. From their island they returned thousands of years later and made a pact with Gianag and settled in the mountains of Traidlan where they built their country, Tarin, and mostly underground cities. Some communities of the Dwarves migrated further and they formed several colonies in the North, maybe even in the South as well.
They were created during the battle of Bul Ruurig and Tyrrano, two gods, when their blood fell onto stones. Bul Ruurig the Stone Father accepted them as his but Tyrrano sent monsters created by him (maybe Aquirs). Dwarves only acknowledge their ties to Bul Ruurig tho. Beside him they have three other gods.
First and foremost is Kadal, the Echo of Adits. He's the son if Bul Ruurig and now the main god of the pantheon, patrons of Dwarves. Sometimes he sends mortal envoys to his people to help them. The first envoy was Tooma, the Axeman (or rather Axedwarf), who was elevated to godhood by him. Tooma is their God of War ofc and his priests are the best Dwarven warriors. When it turns out such warrior is a chosen of Tooma the other clerics initiate him to get the full powers of a cleric.
The last god might not be god entirely but he is worshiped. He is Zimah, the Runaway, originally a cleric (might be of Bul Ruurig), some great figure of the migration from Tarin. His followeres are mainly from among those who chose to leave that place and settle elsewhere. I dunno who he reached godhood.
Every Dwarf's soul has a dark side, the Gloombrother who constantly challange the morality of the Dwarf and tempt him to choose the easier way, avarice and general selfishness. He is very impulsive. It's a great shame to give in to the Gloombrother. This has two fun things. First, even Bul Ruurig has a Gloombrother, he forged him into his battleaxe. He is Sugró and he always tempted the god to use his battleaxe and when he proved not to be willing, Sugró just deserted him. Second, the player - if he plays a dwarf - can choose to give in, which could make the game more unpredictable and exciting.

Amunds Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 15:54:39 [Preview] No.16124 del
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These guys look like they were copied from ancient Egyptian art as I mentioned before. They aren't very pleasant dudes just like their gods.
They have four. Themes - the Sun god, Refis - the Earth Mother and their children, Nesire - the Red Moon, goddess of love and beauty, Amhe-Ramun - the Blue Moon, god of war and unity. It's all fine and dandy but they are all twisted. Themes is a creation/destruction god, his priests force the acolytes to look into the Sun for five minutes. Those who aren't blinded can become a cleric, those who are... get burned alive. Refis is a fertility goddess, but they believe the fertility comes from the rotting corpses, so her priests frequently commit suicide or sacrifice pregnant women. Nesire is occupied by carnal pleasures she's nothing to do any fertility despite she's the goddess of love. Her priestesses enjoy orgies what praying mantises would enjoy, during copulation they frequently kill their mates.
And we arrived to Amhe-Ramun. The god who always tries to return and help his people to exterminate the Janns and Humans just like they did with the followers of the other Amund gods. Yes, they are no more. There might be some in hiding here and there but very few.
The Amund enmity with the Janns is an ancient one. They were fought before arrived to Ynev, and after with the help of the Elves they destroyed their surroundings, the Janns chose to embrace (or utilize) Humanity the Amunds retreated and isolated themselves.
Btw they have full blue eyes like those who consume melange in the Dune's universe.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 16:26:33 [Preview] No.16125 del
It was the last post on the religions/cultures. I could write more on the default Human civilizations (e.g. Northern Alliance with the Pyarronite Commonwealth, Shadon, Abasis) but it really is just regular medieval fantasy mostly.

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Thanks for sharing, buddy. As an amerifat it's always nice to have someone share the foreign /tg/ stuff that nobody feels like translating. In thanks I'm going to (try to) talking about the first Japanese TRPG to get a full and official English translation. The one that paved the way for all the rest.

I'm talking, of course, about Maid RPG.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 06:32:01 [Preview] No.16143 del
Wait. The T in TRPG is stand for Tactical and not Tabletop right? The word tactical is usually related to military matters and this game is about.. maids I guess. This will be amusing. I'm looking forward to it.

I also could write some more about the psi and magic, maybe about the rules a bit more and something. But for now I want to concentrate on other matters dragged far too long.
One more thing. The new rulebook they were planning for the end of 2017 beginning of 2018 is still under construction. There might will be more news in May. They do have a certain amount of material for it, but I'm very skeptical.

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Chess Bernd 07/01/2017 (Sat) 16:48:49 [Preview] No. 8611 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you play 2D chess, Bernd?
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Bernd 07/31/2017 (Mon) 16:17:31 [Preview] No. 9345 del
Welcome, Mr. President. I'd like to congratulate you on your Noble Prize award! How's your lovely wife, Michelle?

Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 16:48:24 [Preview] No.14826 del
I should have used this thread for pnp rpg stuff. Oh well.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 00:17:00 [Preview] No.16115 del
Today I learnt something!

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 04:11:17 [Preview] No.16142 del
I prefer to play Dark Souls the board game by myself to be honest.

Useless news from Taiwan Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 12:57:11 [Preview] No. 14590 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. One woman killed her husband's sister. They shared an small apartment and had lots of arguments. Allegedly after a fight over inheritance, the woman killed the relative, then sealed the dead body with concret in her room. Somehow her husband didn't notice his sister didn't come out from her room for three days, until the company the sister worked for began to worry for her.
2. A controversial writer died. He had been a political prisoner in martial law era and a lawmaker later.
3. Coal power plant expansion program got into controversy.
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Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 03:10:24 [Preview] No.15943 del
Guess Who, a PTS program, gets English dubbing and subtitles. It seems they want it to be a showcase for foreigners.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4G8FanAR15E [Embed]
This episode is about a family with ADHD kid
The season 9 was better. It has a family on a remote island

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 04:14:42 [Preview] No.15944 del
This year's Mazu goddess processsion worked again and there is a brawl between local gangsters as usual

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:37:41 [Preview] No.15946 del
Do you take part in such processes? Or brawls?

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 03:12:17 [Preview] No.16138 del
No I only repost reports about them to foreigners. My colleagues do though learned a lot more from them than from news.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 03:20:28 [Preview] No.16139 del
I learnt a lot from Bobby Tung
this is an English version of what I read.
Best Practices for Chinese Layout

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Libre Vidya Thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 11:20:07 [Preview] No. 8329 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's see your TOP 3 open source community driven games.

I personally love games involving strategy:

Warzone 2100: https://www.wz2100.net/
Great tech tree with a balance on power, research and production with a tech tree you will never complete.

OpenRA: http://www.openra.net/
Now with near complete Tiberium Sun support and RA2 soon.

Unvanquished: https://www.unvanquished.net/
An advanced FPS with a strong emphasis on team play and tactics.
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Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 22:15:02 [Preview] No.16075 del
eh I'll pass
I never was a fan of tes

Bernd 04/20/2018 (Fri) 01:38:11 [Preview] No.16086 del
Yea timezones would be an issue combined with the fact that we don't have much activity in the first place. Also mage builds would be pretty boring without custom spells anyway I guess.
Morrowind is still worth a try if you haven't tried it before. Unlike other TES games the writing and setting is actually interesting.

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I've seen news about new release of JA2 Stracciatella recently and decided to give it another try. Actually, it is pretty good, they reimplemented all jagged alliance 2 properly (at least it seems so). Only problem that in 1920 everything is too small, but whatever. I played original more than ten years ago.

It is a rare game that has good Russian translation, they mostly suck.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 14:57:32 [Preview] No.16123 del
Would it need authentication of the owned product? Because I only have a security backup copy...

Sounds good. I put off to play it for a while now for no actual reason. I might check it out sometimes.

Bernd 04/22/2018 (Sun) 00:52:41 [Preview] No.16136 del
You should try out Silent Storm 2.

Becoming a dindu Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 16:32:44 [Preview] No. 16126 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to become a refugee in eu or any other 1st world country.
gibbb advices

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 16:33:34 [Preview] No.16127 del
why my ball is romanian? i am posting from kazakstan

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 16:58:28 [Preview] No.16128 del
Romania is already first world :^)

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 17:46:58 [Preview] No.16129 del
On which endchan domain do you post? .xyz? .net? Or the eu? The geolocation wasn't too accurate to begin with but on eu it's completely off.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 17:54:00 [Preview] No.16131 del
Post on endchan. Become a refugee.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 18:56:40 [Preview] No.16133 del
You're romanian now officially by the authority invested by the Assboorgoors god.

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las noticias internacionales - al azar Bernd 12/27/2017 (Wed) 15:22:43 [Preview] No. 12757 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This just in...
After the restoration of the Austro-Hungarian Empire two great nation found each other, the Polish and the Brazilian. Unquestionable support of the True Faith and hot grills are just two of many values these countries share not to mention economic similarities between North Brazil and Eastern Poland. Don't forget to invest there, good people.
Top level diplomats on both sides recognized the necessity of unification of the two countries. However Divine Signs imply the time isn't here yet the process has to be postponed until the alignment of the Statues of Christ is right.

In other news...
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Bernd 04/20/2018 (Fri) 20:02:40 [Preview] No.16109 del
Does his name mean black black?

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 06:31:51 [Preview] No.16117 del
I don't think so. It's Schwarzen + egg + er.
schwarzen = something is black
egg is I dunno probably it's something else, like eck (which is corner, google translator says)
-er = from that place (Wiener Schnitzel is a Schnitzel from Wien)

But that's Svájc and Szváziföld. Don't even sound similar.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 12:31:42 [Preview] No.16119 del
-egg is a common place name ending in Austria, and there's even a castle named Schwarzenegg in Styria.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 14:48:05 [Preview] No.16121 del
Make sense.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 14:48:31 [Preview] No.16122 del
I mean: makes sense.

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Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 03:34:51 [Preview] No. 15646 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you use this to wake up?
they are very useful to me

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Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 17:23:44 [Preview] No.15662 del
How do you set these to "just five more minutes"?

Bernd 04/20/2018 (Fri) 17:09:48 [Preview] No.16102 del
Hold on.
>using this
You mean timer or that Estwing axe?

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Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 06:15:25 [Preview] No.16116 del
In my defense the manufacturer calls that an axe. They call pic #1 machete and pic #2 tomahawk.

Bernd 04/21/2018 (Sat) 12:36:11 [Preview] No.16120 del
hatchet is fancy french for an axe
so a hatchet is a fancy axe