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Bernd 01/24/2019 (Thu) 17:04:57 [Preview] No. 22733 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
making an imageboard

nothing works yet, tho i already made an /int/ imageboard in the past (in about 150 lines of code) and it worked

here you can try it

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Bernd 02/15/2019 (Fri) 20:30:50 [Preview] No.23255 del
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uploaded new version

there's now basic functionality tho many features are missing (for example board pages)

now you can post as a haplogroup on /int/
there are two boards now
/posts/ - anonymous board
/int/ - international board

no rules yet since no moderation
also new direct url is available

(works less buggy than .neocities proxy)


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Bernd 02/15/2019 (Fri) 21:50:37 [Preview] No.23257 del
One could have worse hobbies.
Why not use one existing chan engine? Because you want to make your own, duh.

Bernd 02/15/2019 (Fri) 21:51:26 [Preview] No.23258 del
Careful! This getting dangerously close to a state in which a certain someone might try to buy it and then accidentally corrupt it's database

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 06:24:35 [Preview] No.28117 del
I wonder if he's still working on it. It didn't have any traffic since my last post as far as I can tell.

Bernd 07/22/2019 (Mon) 09:26:31 [Preview] No.28134 del
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not sure what's up with this site.

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Bernd 06/04/2018 (Mon) 14:22:42 [Preview] No. 16905 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why keins do this? I understand that many people use phones nowadays to browse but still it isn't that hard to save the image instead of taking a screenshot.

I miss the times when people only reposted images and maybe screenshots of epic threads
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Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 09:09:32 [Preview] No.28124 del
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I looked at /operate/ and I didnt find the question, but I found out the board is claimable

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 09:12:09 [Preview] No.28125 del
Good to know. Next tiem I can give advice.

Yes, it is for about a week now. Previously I told Odili on Discord. Now I'm curious how long does it take by themselves. Well noone can snatch it since they have to approve that, so no biggie.
Btw. If an American would poast today our boards traffic on this weekend would look like when we started out here on End.

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 10:36:35 [Preview] No.28126 del
> If an American would poast today
I wish a euro would

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 11:37:49 [Preview] No.28127 del
Thanks. Now we are as many as started from the same nations.
What counts as a Euro for you?

Bernd 07/22/2019 (Mon) 09:14:24 [Preview] No.28133 del
picrel plus anatolia of course

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Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:26:01 [Preview] No. 27190 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wall papers thread?
Please post some pleasant wall papers.
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Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 05:19:32 [Preview] No.28073 del
I liek May Forest and Spring in Vienna. Both feels... calming.
>Girl with Geese
This has something unnerving in it.

Top notch but wouldn't try it as a wallpaper, frankly these paintings all have too much details which would make the icons hard to read (for me).

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Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 18:38:54 [Preview] No.28082 del
>Holy Rus
It's so weird, the woman in the center with the dark scarf on her head and the kid by her with the white scarf, and the other woman on the right with the colorful scarf who is facing us feels as if they were from a photo, but not the others. Not even Jesus.

Bernd 07/22/2019 (Mon) 07:46:20 [Preview] No.28132 del
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variety + nasa apod

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Movies, TV Shows Bernd 05/10/2018 (Thu) 17:44:54 [Preview] No. 16423 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These threads aren't successful but...
... I saw this show, watched twice. Bretty darn good. It's about the lost Franklin expedition to map the Northwestern Passage. Some mystery and supernatural was added but I believe their real story had to be a nightmare as well.
Highly recommended.
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Bernd 07/20/2019 (Sat) 06:42:06 [Preview] No.28112 del
Funny, this show is.
Every doctor and person with power who actually matters are POCs. The boss surgeon, underboss surgeon, resident surgeon dude who is bri'ish aristocrat, resident surgeon chick. Also POC's are boss lab lady, boss surgeon's chick who is also doctor. White dudes: the elderly boss of the hospital and the autist. There's a blond lawyer chick who dates POC underboss surgeon, the chick and her dad are trust fund kids, her dad uses it for neeting but chick wants more out of her life so she's lawyering for the hospital but don't want kids.
It's liek watching an zoo.

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 20:08:04 [Preview] No.28128 del
Am watching that right now.

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 20:10:43 [Preview] No.28129 del
Eh I forgot I get Fatball when toasting on org.

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 22:57:09 [Preview] No.28130 del
Post your comment when you finish it.

Bernd 07/22/2019 (Mon) 05:47:26 [Preview] No.28131 del
I finished it yesterday I just had needed to rest.
As a whole I liked it.
It really has a little unnerving atmosphere, lotta tensions in the situations the characters are in right from the beginning, just as you said I also wouldn't call it comfy, and since doesn't really happening much it isn't really exciting. It's a simple story with a handful of characters and lots of talking.
These characters were oh so familiar to me too, their life, how they behave and talk is typical for a certain stratum of society here too. What was unfamiliar is the isolation of the sexes, I mean in a pub grills will play snooker/pool the same mixed with the boys and not just sit around and gossip about them.
I have to praise how the film has some unique ways of handling scenes, like when they talk but the video plays asynchronously, like a bullet-time or something but the most impressive was when the grill told the story what happened with the scarface guy in her flat, when they showed how it played out and she spoke out "from" that situation.
Mousa's character (or how he was called, the hero) felt underdeveloped. What the film shows us previously... I wouldn't think he could do and act like he did at the apex, the main action of the story based on his previous behaviour and speech.
That little actress is so damn fine...

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Websites Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12:14 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news
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Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 05:43:17 [Preview] No.28093 del
Bretty gud for leaving cryptic public posts. Maybe drafted each in a way that they could be recognized as related, or maybe as replies from two or more perons. Maybe post them on specific days. Noice conspiracy theory could be created.

Onsen tour. Sounds good.

First I thought it makes animay drawings out of photos. Hitler-kun-san-sama-chan-whatever animays everywhere... But no.

He has his own style I have to admit.

Will check later.


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Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 10:57:57 [Preview] No.28094 del
bab means gate afaik. since it's related

Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 15:46:17 [Preview] No.28095 del
Bab means bean.

Bernd 07/21/2019 (Sun) 06:31:57 [Preview] No.28118 del
That's breddy dobe. Too bad with script blockers (liek eMAtrix) I have to allow every single radio station manually (or allow all media types).

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Oh god.

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BONG thread Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:49:28 [Preview] No. 22620 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It was a long time ago when this thread was alive, and decided finally to upload the whole thing again. Let's start with the template and the original for historical purposes: it was created by a French Bernd in the late summer of 2016, then I'll dump the whole thin in alphabetical order.
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Bernd 07/11/2019 (Thu) 15:46:51 [Preview] No.27959 del
Soon I'm gonna make the Bongdan.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 19:07:55 [Preview] No.28007 del
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There's been so many OC variations from Pepe the frog that it's kinda funny actually.

When did BONG happen? Is he related to Marv and Groyper?

And we'll be here waiting for it

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 19:51:56 [Preview] No.28008 del
BONG is an apu derivative. As far as I know a French Bernd made it back in 2016's august, they started to make variations of it right in the first thread, quite a few. Since I was permabanned I could only participate with suggestions and comments (Mekong was an idea of mine) - I used a proxy. Next day or so (maybe to days later after it first appeared) KC main went down. Coincidentally the French dude too retreated to 8ch/kc just as me. A BONG thread was created and soon I started to draw them. Bernd gave many tips and they draw some too, bout half of them are my work.

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Well here it is, Bernd. Embrace for shitstorm.
Anyway. I worked on this about 6 hours. I could have manage less if I'd grab some interior but it was great practice.

Bernd 07/20/2019 (Sat) 13:33:29 [Preview] No.28115 del
Huh, I'm not glad with the map maybe will do a second version.

Bernd 06/20/2019 (Thu) 23:32:19 [Preview] No. 27456 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Name some idiomatic expressions from your language, give a literal translation and explain their meaning.

Cutucando onça com vara curta: "Poking a jaguar with a short stick". A reckless act.

Encher linguiça: "Filling sausages". Meaningless filler speech. Comparable to "padding out" or "beating around the bush".

Lei para inglês ver: "A law for Englishmen to see". In a strict sense this is the Feijó Law of November 7th 1831. It banned the slave trade but went completely unenforced, as it was passed only to appease Britain, which was pressuring the government to cease the import of Africans. Thus, at the time the law was said to be just for Englishmen to see, and the expression now applies to anything used only to maintain appearences. Comparable to "Potemkin village".

Tirar o cavalo da chuva: "Removing one's horse from the rain". A reference to 19th century etiquette: visitors left their horses exposed to the elements, expecting to leave quickly, but their hosts could offer to take their horses off the rain and leave them sheltered so they could spend more time. By some poorly understood semantic shift, this invitation came to mean giving up: you take your horse off the rain if you abandon some pretension.

A vaca foi pro brejo: "The cow went to the bog". A situation greatly worsened.

Dar nome aos bois: "Naming the oxen". Denouncing those involved in something, typically negative, or saying something important.

Boi de piranha: "Piranha ox". Sacrificing something of lesser value to save something greater, allegedly from cattle barges throwing away an older bovine into piranha-infested waters to save the rest. For that we have a more easily understood expression, dar os dedos para não perder as mãos ("giving away the fingers to save the hands").

Queimar a rosca: "Burning the donut". Homosex. Bolsonaro famously replied this to a homosexual on Twitter.

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Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 01:09:11 [Preview] No.27824 del
specifically for remote places

Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 10:01:17 [Preview] No.27833 del
>cão de calçolão, "dog in panties".

Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 17:22:02 [Preview] No.27839 del
Impressing how local features, history, social structures, flora and fauna leave their mark on the formation of these idioms.
>Joanna I of Naples
How our countries are joined by the twisting twines of history.

Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 21:05:06 [Preview] No.28065 del
szarkavarás = shitstirring; causing problems to others, usually done by in a "covert" way liek talking behind someones back

Bernd 07/20/2019 (Sat) 11:37:27 [Preview] No.28113 del
It's not really an idiom, rather case of an interesting way of creating a word.
magyaráz = making it Hungarian (I'm not sure how to translate it literally properly); translates to explain.

language thread Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 20:25:31 [Preview] No. 22574 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you currently trying to learn a new language?

I want to improve my english and learn russian at the same time.


site related, it's learn russian for Türks, plus there is a few things to learn about russia and soviets.
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Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 16:56:23 [Preview] No.28098 del

Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 19:03:18 [Preview] No.28102 del
Because they mean what they say just how they say it.

You grasped the idea they are out of step with the rest of the world by their reliance on an outdated system. What you fail to grasp is their feel for it.

32'F, like 0'C, is not all that cold. 0'F and below is. The idea being conveyed being, "it's really fucking cold," not, "it's just a bit colder than the point of freezing."

Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 19:14:10 [Preview] No.28103 del
t. Murrican who likes to commute into work on her motorcycle throughout the month of December.

Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 19:26:14 [Preview] No.28104 del
Nope. They really use it in context as below the freezing point of water. For example just today I heard it used such way in Alone.

Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 19:50:27 [Preview] No.28108 del
The original definition of 100 F was useful but 0 F was completely random and arbitrary. Who cares about the melting point of some brine?

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Bernd 07/08/2019 (Mon) 10:36:27 [Preview] No. 27878 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This writer wants the Canadian government to plan for 100 million inhabitants and move the capital to Yellowknife. Reasonable strategy or the work of an overimaginative pencil pusher?

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Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 14:08:34 [Preview] No.27906 del
Ankara is old but that wasnt the reason. Atatürk know Ottomans focused too much on balkans and neglect anatolia, so he moved to capital to Ankara. Considering we lost big chunk of our balkan lands it didnt make sense to have our capital in Istanbul. Not to mention its vulnerablility to naval invasions.

Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 15:50:35 [Preview] No.27909 del
So you also didn't read?

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"Sea Power" what a load of nonsense. Putting things on water that's heavier than water, those idiots. Who needs sea anyway? Undrinkable salty piss. Bleh.

Bernd 07/19/2019 (Fri) 17:25:06 [Preview] No.28099 del
only for 9.000.000 lira for month you can use your yacht in Türkiye!

THE NEWS Bernd 06/30/2019 (Sun) 11:52:12 [Preview] No. 27730 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old one reached pmub limit.

Btw old. Instead of some news here's some olds, a bunch of photos found by a dumpster in BP - they were digitalized and uploaded to Fortepan (http://fortepan.hu/) I already mentioned in previous news threads.
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Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 21:01:06 [Preview] No.28064 del
I think whoever shot the plane they shot it by mistake. But ofc can be used by everyone for political shitstirring.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 14:56:29 [Preview] No.28079 del
>At least 33 people are dead and dozens injured after a man set fire to an animation studio in the Japanese city of Kyoto, officials say.
this kills the anime. really makes me think that Nippon buildings can be really cramped with people without adequate emergency exits and sprinklers. imageboard dwellers claim that the guy who did it won a prize at this studio with his ideas, but they didn't hire him or bought the script and afterwards stole ideas from it.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 18:52:12 [Preview] No.28083 del
>anime was a mistake
t. Santo Kyoden

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 20:03:02 [Preview] No.28087 del
And this is official.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 20:22:06 [Preview] No.28089 del
they can't keep getting away with this