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Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 15:32:23 [Preview] No. 16557 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm gonna red-white-greenpill you on Hungarian football.
It isn't a secret that the football of our country in our days is pretty weak but this wasn't always the case so I thought a glimpse in this could be interesting. It won't be only about the past, but I try to introduce the present as well. Some parts will be kinda memey and not too precise I think.
I have some material gathered for this already, I'll try and create new posts in timely fashion. I don't plan it to be too long tho coz I'll never finish it.

This also can be a thread dedicated for sports or kinda /fit/ as we have people who do that kind of activites, and it can be one for outdoors too ofc.
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:15:34 [Preview] No.17382 del
Seems rather unequal this match so far. It should be of course.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:17:34 [Preview] No.17388 del
England will win in the last minutes if not earlier. Tunisia has one less substitute to use.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:58:56 [Preview] No.17391 del
This match was an agony, 1-2 for England.
I think it's a trend on this WC that underdog teams harden their defense on a draw, they couldn't score much anyway. They got lucky with a penalty or something then pull out the wall. Still in set pieces they can be beaten.
I've no idea what my drawing should be.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 20:00:14 [Preview] No.17392 del
>>17388
Huh, I'm a clairvoyant.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 20:25:10 [Preview] No.17394 del
>>17391
Kane scoring 2, injured Tunisia goalie, the mosquitoes invading the field



Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 20:17:10 [Preview] No. 17393 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is Car Beastiality a real thing when men/women fuck cars?



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Websites Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12:14 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news
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Bernd 05/09/2018 (Wed) 19:09:40 [Preview] No.16403 del
>>16401
So the English constitution wasn't just created a later date but the Magna Charta got complemented, amended and revised by later laws up to modern dates and slowly turned into a constitution?
That's sounds great actually.


Bernd 05/10/2018 (Thu) 13:19:30 [Preview] No.16417 del
>>16403
Kinda, but only 3 of the original clauses are still used I think.


Bernd 05/15/2018 (Tue) 05:40:29 [Preview] No.16505 del
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN9v4QG3AQEP3zuRvVs2dAg

this is a youtube channel called history time. British guy goes into decent but not overwhelming detail about historical events. Mostly british stuff. Guys got a boner for this Aethelstan fellow.

http://ldmuziejus.mch.mii.lt/Naujausiosparodos/Krikscionybes_vadovas12.en.htm

I saw the term dievdirbys a few years ago on /v/ as a class in some chink mmo. The term seemed unique and it means god-carver in Lithuanian literally.
It's not it's own art form they're really just religious sculptors but I find that kind of stuff interesting.


Bernd 05/15/2018 (Tue) 18:52:10 [Preview] No.16519 del
>>16505
I watched a recent video about the Sumers. It was all right. I don't follow historical channels but what I had exposure of they are all sound pretentious and "now I'm gonna tell the frank" style. He did not have that in that particular video.

Carvings or whittled objects are great. Well, not all, but folksy unique ones are.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:46:50 [Preview] No.17390 del
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http://omniatlas.com/
Collection of maps compiled with the site's own style. Has enough detail to show points such as South Yemen's emirates or Chinese warlords.

http://www.emersonkent.com/maps.htm
Collection of maps from external sources, including quality ones from the US Military Academy Department of History and the 1912 Cambridge Modern History Atlas.

http://militera.lib.ru/
Military books, the vast majority of which are in Russian. A handful, however, are in English, such as Suvorov's Inside the Soviet Army and Fugate's Operation Barbarossa:
http://militera.lib.ru/research/suvorov12/index.html
http://militera.lib.ru/h/fugate/index.html

The first is an insider's thorough description of the Soviet Army, though he also writes about the ther branches. Suvorov discusses conscription (and draft dodging), training, the life of a soldier and an officer, military education, equipment, mobilization, deployment, organization and hierarchy, doctrine -including nuclear doctrine- and, most interestingly, the USSR's power structure, which he describes as a triumvirate between the Armed Forces, the Party and the intelligence service, and proves his point by narrating the post-Stalin power struggle as a battle between those three forces.
His style is easy to read and at times ironic (pic related). The site has another book of his on Soviet intelligence.

The second is a very assburgerish book on the Eastern front from planning stages to the Battle of Moscow. I found it while researching German invasion plans and haven't read much beyond the first chapter.



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VIDEOGAMES THREAD Bernd 06/09/2018 (Sat) 16:17:24 [Preview] No. 17090 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's have le grand Official videogames thread.

It's thread, to discuss games.
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Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 20:09:30 [Preview] No.17308 del
>>17307
>Space Station 13
Oh, it's multiplayer.


Bernd 06/16/2018 (Sat) 20:14:04 [Preview] No.17310 del
We have a tradition - vidya-wise - of playing After Action or rather Mid-Action Report style some game. I'm thinking about starting a such a "campaign" but don't know yet with which game. Should not be time consuming...


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:23:03 [Preview] No.17373 del
>>17308
>multiplayer
I'm assuming this is an problems for you? I must say so far I've met both super friendly and helpful people that showed me how to do things and also stupid space assholes who beaten me when I failed my job I was new at.
But would be nice if I had some space friends I could always count on while in game.
>>17310
You could do Xenonauts on Ironman and see how far will you survive.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:06:40 [Preview] No.17387 del
>>17310
AARs are really entertaining to read. Perhaps I should write one myself.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:23:43 [Preview] No.17389 del
>>17387
Perhaps you should. It would be very welcomed.
I'm kinda swamped in the evenings with the WC and drawings.

>>17373
>I'm assuming this is an problems for you?
Yes I don't liek multi. It's only nice if one plays with friends on LAN or something.
Xenonauts is good because it would be kinda new for me (I played original X-Com ofc, and Terror from the Deep as well but that one ages ago) and I'm thinking to play something like that but not so good because I wish to play something more layed back.



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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:27:32 [Preview] No.17369 del
>>17360
Why couldn't they get hold of her?

>>17361
Haha, I'm gonna steal that move, will give heart attack to fronds.


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Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 15:07:42 [Preview] No. 16200 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How did they end up with their own Dictator as opposed to being swallowed by the USSR?

Geographical location?
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Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.17313 del
In my option, Blugaria end up dictator: my eyplanation: 1)short heda; 3. they savages4. culture of Tzar.
That's was my exlaining as to why end up Bulgearea with own Dicator, extrapolate your option.


Bernd 06/17/2018 (Sun) 17:19:21 [Preview] No.17329 del
>>17313
Have you been drinking, hungry ball?


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>>17333
Awesome. Not seen that one. Thanks.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 19:05:48 [Preview] No.17385 del
Stalin and his successors could've all of Moscow's Eastern European puppets if they wanted to. That they did not do so indicates that they concluded that their nominal independence was worth more (due to less micromanagement, votes in the UN, etc.) than direct rule.



Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:24:25 [Preview] No. 17383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you a theist? Why or why not?
Pic unrelated.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 18:50:39 [Preview] No.17384 del
>>17383
Well, we have a religion thread here: >>11451 Great many stuff been said.



Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 14:04:20 [Preview] No. 17364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My kot is fucking agressive bydlo


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Who he learned that from I wonder...
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:24:52 [Preview] No.17368 del
>>17367
Actually at this moment I need that advice too. What did I do on the weekend?
Oh yeah, watched matches and draw balls.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:30:57 [Preview] No.17375 del
I had an aggresive kot once under my roof, but I managed to change his attitude towards me (he was still aggresive towards others). If your kot is misbehaving, arm yourself with a lot of patience, slippers and food he's crazy about. Use slippers to beat the fucker when he does bad things. Remember it is also a thrown weapon. After some time you should reach a point when just taking off your slippers is enough to make him stop or run away.
Feed and pet him so that he knows you're not just to beat him.
And also always stand your ground. Don't let him bully you.
Good luck.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:42:49 [Preview] No.17376 del
>>17375
You can adapt that to other situations as well. Good for you, Bernd, making such discoveries.



Bernd 05/13/2018 (Sun) 16:03:58 [Preview] No. 16475 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I got my first girlfriend today :-) I feel so happy when I have found lovely womanafter 30 years of virgin and no women :-)
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:45:55 [Preview] No.17358 del
>>17355
Different women are entertained by different things, don't do anything because a girl will like you for it because that's gay as fuck. How long do you expect to play harmonica for if the only reason you're doing it is so girls can like you? Do whatever you want, girls from all cliques will find your confidence attractive; confidence comes through not caring about shit for some reason.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:52:22 [Preview] No.17359 del
>>16510
>learn harmonica? translates into cunnilingus skills as well.
That's the most compelling argument for learning an instrument I've ever heard!


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:31:09 [Preview] No.17370 del
>>17357
>that guy who carries a guitar around to pick up women when he can't even play it


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:35:41 [Preview] No.17371 del
>>17370
When he could carry a harmonica in his pocket instead. And easier to learn some tunes to play than a guitar.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 16:27:13 [Preview] No.17374 del
>>17371
Or go with the Bernd option and push a grand piano everywhere, women will love it when you bust out some sick classical tunes.
>>17358
This is true actually, I knew a guy in school who openly liked animu, MLP and other autistic shit yet still fugged a lot of grills.



Useless news from Taiwan Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 12:57:11 [Preview] No. 14590 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. One woman killed her husband's sister. They shared an small apartment and had lots of arguments. Allegedly after a fight over inheritance, the woman killed the relative, then sealed the dead body with concret in her room. Somehow her husband didn't notice his sister didn't come out from her room for three days, until the company the sister worked for began to worry for her.
2. A controversial writer died. He had been a political prisoner in martial law era and a lawmaker later.
3. Coal power plant expansion program got into controversy.
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 05:37:26 [Preview] No.17356 del
>>17352
Enlightenment and becoming Buddha supposed to stop the endless cycle of reincarnation. On the other hand every Buddha is the same and if you become enlightened you won't be a Buddha but the Buddha, no? And that we are different things is just a mirage anyway. Is there such a thing that reincarnation? Ehh. I'll think this through, or not.

>>17351
>They want to reduce plastic waste.
Not a bad idea. For medical reasons (for people with broken jaw for example) they can use silicon tubes. But when these people are no longer in hospital it might be better to use plastic straws because silicon tubes need cleaning and I wouldn't trust ordinary people that they will do it and straws can be discarded easily.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 07:08:04 [Preview] No.17362 del
>>17356

>On the other hand every Buddha is the same and if you become enlightened you won't be a Buddha but the Buddha, no?
So I have heard.
And that we are different things is just a mirage anyway. Is there such a thing that reincarnation?
They say no


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 12:18:18 [Preview] No.17363 del
Taiwan, I am not a Taiwan, I am from elsewhere, where the hell do you get the news? Everything I see is fb-news and k-pop shit. It doesn´t matter if it´s chinese.

Thanks.


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 14:12:51 [Preview] No.17365 del
>>17363
I watch TVBS and FTV news but when I select stuff I rely on Komica and PTS
the news I saw were also usually FB news dashboard cam k-pop.
But komica was very bitter and would remind me of the important news.
I


Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 14:18:23 [Preview] No.17366 del
>>17365
没办法