If I had to pick one group I'd probably go with SJWs - which is basically the same as your softies.
Nothing good comes from these types, and we'd all be better off without them.

>>9461
these people always seem older than 14 to me.

probably normal fags.

>>9461
I've never heard of any of your "cancers" except Trump. What microcancerous corner of the internet are you in? If I could remove one cancer from the internet, it would be law enforcement.

>>9461

Normies with low standards of entertainment. Seriously, upvote/downvoting and popularising 'most views per minute' to 'most views' has lowered the standards to the point I don't think the internet will be funny any more.
Old somethingawful threads are fun, though I guess.

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>>9503
>remove Fagbook
>another datamining SJW filled shithole takes its place in the vacuum

This guy >>9498 sort of has the right idea. This guy >>9462 offers a solution that would effectively reset the status quo and purge us from useful idiots.

>>9461
MLP. always have, always will hate everything about them

>>9526

MLP is harmless. It's just what a sex realist would predict that a very feminine girl would create. Friendship uber alles. No surprise, the chick who created it is cute.

Of course adult men who obsess on it should kill themselves immediately.

Law enforcement and Fraternal strangleholds. There is an uncanny amount of inside joking about goats and there is a lot of satanas that like to preach about equality at the expense of traditional christian morality. I would have them drowned. Along with that I would gas reddit I would gass all animation that is not what the anime people enjoy I am talking bout these stick people over emoting peices of furniture to have fascism sit on their little marshmellow faces and deficate into their gob like the circle of life.

I would gas anyone who can not change their mind because of fear that they are living in a scary world.

Gays. Specifically, the ones who make sure you know they are. The ones who get in your face fishing for compliments about it.

Actually forget the gay part, just exterminate anyone who acts like that in general.

If you remove their presence from the Internet, wouldn't they be more likely to shit up things IRL?
As long as they keep their shit in their respective sub-boards, I say it'd be best to leave them alone.

>>9561
>Not really. People lose steam when they don't have a bunch of people yes-manning them. Though this is all posturing because it's pretty much impossible to get people off of the internet at the mo.
It'd be neat if they didn't show up on any boards though, like sticking solely to tumblr or whateevr.

>>9563
I second that.
Some of it could be trolls though.

That said we could sure need a hide feature here

*hint, hint*

Anyone who is against lining up all softies for summary execution is a softie himself.