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Anonymous 06/18/2019 (Tue) 18:07:17 [Preview] No. 21020
>be me
>38 years old
>not a wizard because I had sex a couple of times in my late 20s
>normiebook tell me today is my old love intrest birthday
>I was so fucking in love with her
>she always rejected me during high school
>contact her, she barely remember me
>I'll gain her trust sending her an old polaroid from high school
>we start chatting
>now she's a single mother of two "beautiful child"
>of course she's intrested in a relationship but she wont have more childs
>basically she wants a cuck husbando
>now I'm in a great shape compared HS days
>at least good for a 38y.o man
>ask her for a date
>fastest "yes" ever spoken
>my goal: make her ragequit the date
>go get her with the van I use for work
>white man marches on is playing when she hop in
>our date is in a shithole
>drink a lot all the night like a fucking irishman
>talk about how much I love Trump
>calling him god emperor all the time
>spoke all the time words of hatret toward literally everything a human being can discriminate
>she nods and smiles
>when the waitress took me the bill she asked me for her part
>that was unexpected
>told her we are good, just give me 20 bucks for the gas
>she did it
>jesus fuck this changes everything
>on the road to her place I stop my van near a drugstore
>"why did you stop here anon?"
>"because I need to buy some condoms, I couldn't FUCK you later otherwise..."
>I keep looking at her, smiling
>she smiles me back
>to think she was my pure love interest back in the days, how much I struggled for her
>never ever had even a single kiss
>she still was in my mind years after we left high school
>I banged her hard two times that night and another time in the morning
>she told me she could gradually move to my place leaving the kids to her parents, and then gradually introduce them to me
>told her we totally have to talk about it
>but now I have to get some dinner for both of us
>leave her place
>never come back
>it's a sad, dull victory, after decades
>but is still a victory
>keep fighting for it anon one day you could have yours!

In OP her instagram profile


Anonymous 06/19/2019 (Wed) 01:33:56 [Preview] No.21021 del
10/10 if true
7/10 if copypasta


Anonymous 06/19/2019 (Wed) 07:01:31 [Preview] No.21045 del
>pounding cock carousel leftovers
>calls this a victory


Anonymous 06/19/2019 (Wed) 18:20:15 [Preview] No.21070 del
>>21045
kinda sad tbh

she wasn't a bitch


Anonymous 06/23/2019 (Sun) 19:43:58 [Preview] No.21087 del
>>21079
Posting the Pope frog is now copyright infringement. What are ya racists gonna do from now on?
www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-48607430


Anonymous 06/23/2019 (Sun) 21:31:00 [Preview] No.21088 del
there we go. She seems to enjoy you too. The important thing is you now can do this with other chicks too if it doesnt work out.


Anonymous 06/23/2019 (Sun) 21:31:49 [Preview] No.21089 del
>spoke all the time words of hatret toward literally everything a human being can discriminate

this is the best part.


Anonymous 06/25/2019 (Tue) 11:27:08 [Preview] No.21119 del
The bar for intellectualism has been lowered so damn low that anyone even remotely agaiant SJW is seen as an intellectual. That's why Jordan Peterson is so popular now.


Anonymous 06/26/2019 (Wed) 17:36:37 [Preview] No.21133 del
>>21119
Thankfully Sargon of Akkad lost his election.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ocxuKL_S9uo [Embed]


Anonymous 06/29/2019 (Sat) 21:45:55 [Preview] No.21147 del
Funny shit OP. Fairly cruel, but funny. Did you not think about keeping her on the hook for booty calls or would that have been a bridge too far?


Anonymous 07/02/2019 (Tue) 08:22:04 [Preview] No.21150 del
All sex work should be legal.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1DZfUzxZ2VU [Embed]


Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:15:13 [Preview] No.21220 del
>the alpha fucks beta bucks meme is real
>beta cucks are smelling the shit
>nobody wants those used up cunts anymore
>nobody to give them their princess lifestyles anymore
I love where this is going ...


Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:16:25 [Preview] No.21221 del
>she nods and smiles
what a fucking cunt
no spine and no own devotions
would suck dick of anyone who funds her lifestyle

everything that is wrong with this world


Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:18:30 [Preview] No.21222 del
>keep fighting for it anon one day you could have yours!
you answered your own question:
>to think she was my pure love interest back in the days, how much I struggled for her

We want those girls when they are pure and innocent
not when they already fucked half the city



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