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Anonymous 06/03/2019 (Mon) 21:54:31 [Preview] No. 20787
My fellow Americans, I am here to tell you that I'm a proud midwest Republican, a Christian, a political donor, and that passing laws that require girls to carry gobs of semen to term, stretching their tummies out, turning their belly buttons inside out, and making their tits grow and their nipples get plump and juicy is the greatest thing to happen in our great nation in a long time. When was the last time that a wave of legislation literally got your literal dick literally hard? Ever?

I live in one of the new Knock-Her-Up states and I am here to confess that I am not going to be able to last more than three seconds inside one of our new government-issue babymaker cocksleeves before I empty my balls as far inside her as I possibly can because all I'll be able to think about as I'm sliding the tip of my dick toward a nice tight seal against her cervix is how she is going to swell up like a balloon for me whether she wants to or not. Technically, it may still be illegal to tie a girl spread-eagle to a bed, pump a massive load into her and leave her there inseminated and helpless, but this is the next best thing. The amazing part is how many good Christian girls secretly want this as well. I didn't hear much protesting about all these new laws being passed and in the pipeline, probably because they're all at home furiously rubbing their engorged clits while fantasizing about being required to be knocked up. If we can do this, just imagine what else we can do. Hnng! God Bless America!

Anonymous 06/04/2019 (Tue) 00:46:27 [Preview] No.20790 del
For real it's ironic and dumb though, because the people who push it are mostly racists who don't want the whites to have less babies, and yet it will just make blacks and Latinos have far more babies. It will be accelerating the "white genocide" the Christian identitarians are hellbent against.

Anonymous 06/04/2019 (Tue) 10:25:28 [Preview] No.20791 del
>niggers can't be aborted
as if there aren't enough

Anonymous 06/05/2019 (Wed) 19:07:26 [Preview] No.20814 del
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nice try op

Anonymous 06/06/2019 (Thu) 17:52:15 [Preview] No.20819 del
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Anonymous 06/10/2019 (Mon) 16:16:19 [Preview] No.20876 del
Trump's M.O.:
1. Declare the status quo a problem.
2. Talk tough against status quo.
3. Make threats.
4. Status quo continues.
5. Do nothing.
6. Declare huge victory.
7. Cancel threats.
8. Status quo continues.
9. Sycophants put checkmark in "winning" column & perceive status quo as new deal.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 00:53:02 [Preview] No.20929 del
If you don't wants a baby, don't have sex.
It's that simple.
As soon as we get rid of welfare, women who sleep with every man they see will starve to death trying to pay for the baby we are forcing them to have. No one cries for lowlifes like them.
Or, better yet, they will be forced to become actually productive members of society in order to pay for their child. Either way, they'll stop being parasites and the incentive to be a useless whore will be gone.
The abortion ban is probably the best thing to happen in the US in 20 years.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 04:21:30 [Preview] No.20936 del
That doesn't work when you've been raped.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:07:59 [Preview] No.20941 del
Except less than one percent of women who get abortions are the victims of rape.
Really makes you think.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 17:36:52 [Preview] No.20948 del
Any women being raped and not having an abortion is a problem you empathy monster.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 18:42:18 [Preview] No.20953 del
they probably shouldn't be out here gettin raped while they're ovulating fam but I won't judge their lifestyle

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 18:47:59 [Preview] No.20954 del
If you want to win points for being edgy cool and funny an anonymous forum isn't the place. There are better places where you can signaling your own version of virtue to each other, make no mistake. There you'll get to be "free speech absolutists" but how many people don't go there or speak freely due to fear of their "cool" vitriol?

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 04:03:19 [Preview] No.20958 del
I don't want points though

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 05:58:29 [Preview] No.20959 del
I fail to see how murdering a child somehow takes away the rape.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 20:47:02 [Preview] No.20978 del
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Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 21:09:47 [Preview] No.20979 del
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1) 2) shouldn't be banned obviously, people will find sketchier ways of doing it. 3) marriage is a legal partnership and by definition can't really be done illegally??? 4) this is also true even though it's said in jest

Anonymous 06/16/2019 (Sun) 16:28:57 [Preview] No.20983 del
The primary motivation for abortion bans is literally closeted impregnation and sexual domination/submission fetishes among lawmakers and proponents who have issues with admitting to themselves or others that they have them.

https://xhamster.com/gay/tags/bunny-gay/hd Anonymous 06/17/2019 (Mon) 04:30:53 [Preview] No.20994 del
Yeah, personal fetishes should not dictate public policies. Including male rape fetishes.

Anonymous 06/17/2019 (Mon) 10:15:46 [Preview] No.20997 del
it shouldn but it do a lot of it was pent up insecurities. legislations made outta ppl fear of bein find out. jim crow loved tha bbc, trust bustin wuz findom

Anonymous 06/17/2019 (Mon) 17:31:42 [Preview] No.20998 del
Stop oppressing me because of my sexuality.

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