My fellow Americans, I am here to tell you that I'm a proud midwest Republican, a Christian, a political donor, and that passing laws that require girls to carry gobs of semen to term, stretching their tummies out, turning their belly buttons inside out, and making their tits grow and their nipples get plump and juicy is the greatest thing to happen in our great nation in a long time. When was the last time that a wave of legislation literally got your literal dick literally hard? Ever?
I live in one of the new Knock-Her-Up states and I am here to confess that I am not going to be able to last more than three seconds inside one of our new government-issue babymaker cocksleeves before I empty my balls as far inside her as I possibly can because all I'll be able to think about as I'm sliding the tip of my dick toward a nice tight seal against her cervix is how she is going to swell up like a balloon for me whether she wants to or not. Technically, it may still be illegal to tie a girl spread-eagle to a bed, pump a massive load into her and leave her there inseminated and helpless, but this is the next best thing. The amazing part is how many good Christian girls secretly want this as well. I didn't hear much protesting about all these new laws being passed and in the pipeline, probably because they're all at home furiously rubbing their engorged clits while fantasizing about being required to be knocked up. If we can do this, just imagine what else we can do. Hnng! God Bless America!