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My Spanish isn't so good but I saw this sign. Is this an add by a prostitute?

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My fellow Americans, I am here to tell you that I'm a proud midwest Republican, a Christian, a political donor, and that passing laws that require girls to carry gobs of semen to term, stretching their tummies out, turning their belly buttons inside out, and making their tits grow and their nipples get plump and juicy is the greatest thing to happen in our great nation in a long time. When was the last time that a wave of legislation literally got your literal dick literally hard? Ever?

I live in one of the new Knock-Her-Up states and I am here to confess that I am not going to be able to last more than three seconds inside one of our new government-issue babymaker cocksleeves before I empty my balls as far inside her as I possibly can because all I'll be able to think about as I'm sliding the tip of my dick toward a nice tight seal against her cervix is how she is going to swell up like a balloon for me whether she wants to or not. Technically, it may still be illegal to tie a girl spread-eagle to a bed, pump a massive load into her and leave her there inseminated and helpless, but this is the next best thing. The amazing part is how many good Christian girls secretly want this as well. I didn't hear much protesting about all these new laws being passed and in the pipeline, probably because they're all at home furiously rubbing their engorged clits while fantasizing about being required to be knocked up. If we can do this, just imagine what else we can do. Hnng! God Bless America!

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Satanist destroys Fox News host

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t5DQvP12Ix0 [Embed]
Don't you love how Tucker cuts off the interview? Very unprofessional

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Dragonchan: a new ViChan-based imageboard awaits ye

I've made a new imageboard called Dragonchan. It's now running on based ViChan software because LynxChan is buggy and sucks hard. The only rule is no CP. Tor users are allowed to post files.
Come on over ye dragons.
https://dragonchan.net

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Beware of satanic hamburgers

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Right wing YouTube echo chambers and clickbait

As a leftist I notice YouTube recommends rightwing videos to me all the time, even though I prefer to watch left-leaning videos. What the fuck is going on? All the videos they link me are moronic, and I get ads to donate to Dobakd Trump's campaign, or to watcher Prager University videos.

I think Youtibe realizes that making you watch right wing videos increases your engagement, your anger, and makes you spend more time on YouTube which makes them money. They're complicit in capitalizing on a growing hate machine. I found this article about right wing radicalization on YouTube illuminating:
Https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/08/technology/youtube-radical.html

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Noriko/Hikichan Thread

What are your thoughts on Noriko aka Hikikchan Endchan?

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Yes, this is why I find Steven Pinker annoying, and found reading Enlightenment Now trite. Every Harvard graduate I've encountered has been an insufferable out of touch elitist like him.
https://www.currentaffairs.org/2019/05/the-worlds-most-annoying-man

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Ignorant pro-capitalist Baby Boomer centrism

Just talked with some Baby Boomers who said the best product always wins. And that Bill Gates deserves to own about 70 billion dollars and be the 2nd richest man for the rest of his life. And that when two companies fight, the one that does the most good for the consumer will always win



So they're idealistic morons.

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8chan spamming tool

pip install requests beautifulsoup4
and then python file.py
will create config.ini, tells you how to customize it
wouldn't recommend doing it without a fuckload of proxies though
but works on all boards without a captcha/thread limit of 0
source code: https://pastebin.com/1WQp39hi

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Runaway climate change continues

"The Last Time CO2 Levels Were This High It Was 3 Million Years Ago."

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/04/health/co2-levels-global-warming-climate-intl/index.html

>Sea levels were 20 meters higher
>Greenland was green
>Antarctica had trees

I just don't see us stopping it before it thaws Antarctica as long as get-rich-now capitalism remains unchecked. When are we going to make the best of it? We need to just abandon the equator, kill off the penguins and colonize the edge of Antarctica. I'm going to be the first to buy land in Antarctica as soon as it's legal.

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stop

endchan /b/ is full of christfags and aut atheistcunts

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"A Brief History of Conservatives Owning the Libs With Food"

https://www.eater.com/2018/8/9/17664470/conservatives-own-liberals-plastic-straws-starbucks-chick-fil-a-papa-johns

https://www.eater.com/2019/3/1/18246220/aoc-green-deal-burgers-backlash-creepshot


Everything conservatives do on social media nowadays is cringy and embarrassingly dumb. Like how millions are watching scripted mini aoc videos.

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McMansion hell

Why can't Boomers design good homes?

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War videos

This is a pretty cool video about the Battle of Midway in WW2, told from the Japanese POV.

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Come funpost at https://spacechan.xyz/b/

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Sonic the edgehog has a new movie coming out.

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Cool Japanese room

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>Brendon Tarrant
>We must continue the work

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F35: the Flying Turkey

F-35 is still a near total disaster. We're should stop buying new weapons until we're end the corruption in the MIC.
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-f-35-is-a-terrible-fighter-bomber-and-attacker-and-unfit-for-aircraft-carriers-c6e36763574b

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HAPPY TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE DAY!!! June 4th 1989! Wow, has it really been 30 years already?!?

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RIP INTERNET WEED

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6_UtX56vmw [Embed]
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Conservative tranny discovers most conservative talk shows are just actors and she's the tranny equivalent of an uncle Tom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7Ft2E_ibxQ [Embed]
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>gf just asked me "SAO season 3 when"
Well, /b/?

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Friendly Reminder

Don't forget to smile! :-)

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Invisibility of Endchan's Superiority

Endchan advantages over 8chan:
-350mb uploads
-no cp
-i2p support
-real servers
-better admins
-encrypted disks
-overboard
-multiboard
-no required captchas
-no Jim
-multiple domains
-no cloudflare
-Eye of sauron
-better ID system
-realtime posting
8chan advantages over Endchan:
-....traffic?

Why do people who are aware of this place post to 8chan, let alone prefer it, again? Is the anonymous web truly just 60%+ retarded redditors?

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https://archive.fo/QOtUl

Check the mega.nz links at the end :^)

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autism

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfnrZlsQuvI [Embed]

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>Electric cars can be bigger inside than gas powered cars.
>electric cars have their parts fail less.

>We were held back from this by greedy companies like GM who didn't want to lose their business of selling profitable replacement parts.

>when there's no oil and society ends, you can still charge your car thanks to solar

Why wouldn't you buy an electric car now?

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Nice racks

Only post nice racks.

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Hi

What's up

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I crucified a man today...just to watch him die...to see if I still feel?

Saudi Arabia crucified a man in Mecca while aggressively calling out Canada over human rights

https://www.businessinsider.com/saudi-arabia-crucified-man-in-mecca-while-calling-out-canada-human-rights-2018-8
Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try.

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"Sweet home Alabama" bans cartoon that showed gay marriage

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Democratic Socialists of America

Is it worth joining one of these political groups? I am am introvert and would rather just follow my own hobbies at home, but I feel increasingly disgusted with mainstream opinions. I almost feel a calling to do it, like I'm somehow not being responsible enough to stop the CEO takeover and consolidation of the government, while the country keeps voting against it's best interests. The DSA wants to bring back labor unions and uncuck the corrupt DCCC, and while I'm skeptical of some of their positions, I'm already becoming a keyboard warrior for Bernie Sanders.

The capitalists are waging class war and winning it. If I stay I think I must volunteer, even though I hate my fellow country men, otherwise maybe I should flee and save myself before wage slavery and rigged elections become finalized.

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Tired of hotpocketry?
come to https://libre.land
No DMCA, less autistically enforced Dost, etc.

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Rodeos

I went to a rodeo as a kid, but I've only recently realized how dangerous and stupid they are. The whole point is to piss off a bull and then to risk your life trying to ride it as long as you can to entertain people. All while a rodeo clown tells redneck jokes to the crowd during the boring bits, interspaced with generic country music, American flag worship, and an audience of fake people dressed in boots and hats, pretending to be cowboys and trying to talk more masculine than each other.

I don't regret seeing it since I didn't pay for it, but it's all pretty ridiculous, and my ticket cost $100. Tbh listening to the clown insult the audience, telling the city folk if they were rich and owned a horse and quarter acre of grass they called a ranch, it meant nothing, and they still weren't real cowboys unless they had 100 acres. Thay was the best part.

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The corrupting influence of friends

Is it bad to have bad kinds of friends? Will they corrupt you? Because this Japanese paragraph says that if you pour red wine into white wine it will become red, and human relationships are the same. Therefore if you believe in good causes should you not be friends with assholes who will corrupt you, etc?

The left gets a lot of flack for virtue signaling and needing purity tests to be friends, just like with the strict religious people. However, if if this is all true then you don't want to hang out with racists or conservatives, bad people who think abortion should be punishable with 14 years in jail, etc. It's certainly true for kids, and apparently for adults to some extent too.

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This is why I don't play much vidya anymore tbh. If my cat is as bored by watching me play vidya as I am at watching him chase a laser, that should be a warning to me. We're all animals.

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Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him https://trib.al/L76P0XJ

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/es4dRqtXRtjo/

guy reads brenton tarrant's manifesto
soon to be eradicated off of youtube
guy's got/had a half a million subs on youtube off of welding and metal working stuff
guy goes full 1488 pretty gud stuff
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Bernie Sanders running hard

Good news, the old man is running again! And I think he is fit enough to outrun Trump!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=orLwJmo1zfI [Embed]

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Am I getting out of touch?

>get mad at wojak reskins
>get mad at pepe clothings
>get mad at tikthot posters
>get mad at clownposters

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Just watched black panther. Not deep or amazing, but I liked it better than any capeshit Ive seen in years. The movie teaches you that choosing leaders by hand to hand combat is retarded, and that you can have the most technologically advanced system but if you have a primative political system you can lose it all.
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fd4APbI9h4

why are you in dead servers you dont talk in? both you and me know you dont enjoy it. come join a better place where its not dead and where you wont get ignored for older members. here we treat everyone equally so you can get all the attention you want. come be our friend!!

https://discordapp.com/invite/ShWAfVu
https://discord.me/desudesu

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fap2squirt

vidoza.net/3nti601andzw/

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American Exceptionalism

This is the greatest country on Earth!

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Science finds yhere was no difference in the amount of time spent looking at the human and non-human breasts. "A study of eye gaze while looking at female robots."

I would rather have a robot slave than a wife.

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The animal kingdom bids goodbye

https://www.theonion.com/bye-1834589656
The Onion actually wrote a very poignant piece.

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Snowden, the greatest millennial who ever lived is a fedora

“I feel that religion, adopted purely, is ultimately representative of blindly making someone else’s beliefs your own.”

—⎯Snowden, “A Life of Ambition Despite the Drifting,” The New York Times, June 16, 2013.

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I HATE LESBIANS!

I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and save these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.


Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Extinction rebellion

I'm writing this to show my solidiarity with our comrades in London, without actually doing anything. I wish there were more protests like this, and I hope they do something to stop the cataclysmic environmental damage wrought by growth at all costs capitalism. Someday the world might just have to go on strike, because when all the workers stop producing food, the rich will find out they can't eat money.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-climatechange-extinction/new-economics-the-way-to-save-the-planet-idUSKCN1SE2CN

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Son kills self after circumcision

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-47292307

This procedure is usually unnecessary and risky, and it should be banned or at least much more carefully regulated.

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Is this a real chan or is it just another daycare for people too autistic for 4chan?

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there are people in the world

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I was once in church & a man stood up & said "God is not a logically sound concept". Pastor broke down in tears. Everyone stood & clapped. That man walked out & everyone followed him, listening to his tales of logic. That man's name was Steven Hawking.

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Post a random pic from your collection

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dead site lol

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>Trump declares emergency for border wall, House panel launches probe

>With an emergency formally declared, Trump left Washington to travel to his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida for a holiday break.

Other leaks show he spends 60% of everyday not working, and just watching News, tweeting or goofing around. You can't make this shit up.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-shutdown-emergency/trump-declares-emergency-for-border-wall-house-panel-launches-probe-idUSKCN1Q420N
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Thousands of biblical contradictions in the bible

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk [Embed]
Would love to hear theists argue their way out of this.

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eferfef
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anyone know where the lainbot group tox chat go?

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webm thread

You know what to do.

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er

njqwefoerf

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The Trauma Myth

Is childhood molestation inherentlt harmful? Or is it the culture which trains people to see themselves as victims that makes it harmful? The Trauma Myth is a very provocative book!

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why are they inverted /b/?

sometimes I still mess up on the keyboard from back when I'd text on a boomer flip phone even though it's been like 6-7 years since I had one. It's just odd that one wouldn't have informed the other.
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Justice?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lkawn1tLp-8 [Embed]
Banker in San Francisco turns into homeless guy
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Bored af and made a chat

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im not a gore guy im just curious

Whats the big deal, where is this apparently very terrible picture which landed 2 morticians in twitter jail?

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/emiliano-sala-morgue-photo-arrest

>A light aircraft carrying Sala crashed into the English Channel on Jan. 21, 2019, killing the soccer player and the plane’s pilot, David Ibbotson. Sala's body was recovered from the aircraft’s wreckage two weeks later and taken to the U.K. for post mortem...

>In February police became aware that a photo of the player’s remains at the Holly Tree Lodge mortuary in Bournemouth had been posted on Twitter. The photo has been removed from the platform.

>Wiltshire Police announced Monday that a 48-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of unauthorized access to computer material and malicious communication. The woman has been released on conditional bail. A 62-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of unauthorized access to computer material and has been released under investigation.

someone called their act "vile and hurtful" but what even did they do? the public deserves to know

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Dentists are often scammers

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/05/the-trouble-with-dentistry/586039/

They make up fake dental work you need to get done and I believe this expose. I would not mind being a dentist except my hand is too shaky, but I otherwise think it would be one of the better doctor jobs. I'd most of all want to be an optometrist actually, because no surgeries means less stress.

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Synagogue shooting

Someone went on 8chan again and then shit up a synagogue in San Diego. Alt Right ideology is extremism, it's no different from other forms of terrorism anymore.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-shooting/synagogue-shooting-suspect-believed-to-have-acted-alone-san-diego-sheriff-says-idUSKCN1S406S

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Burn the books

Harry Potter and all young adult fiction are the work of the devil. The devil done write them so kids would read them and not the bible. Real demons are printed with the occult in the pages, so we'll burn the pages and burn the demons before they stop the flow of kids into our churches.
https://www.thejournal.ie/poland-priests-books-4570737-Apr2019/

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Egg coffee

Sounds rad, too bad theres no Vietnamese restaurants nearby that sell egg mixed into coffee.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_coffee

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When I see videos of unlikely animal friendships it gives me hope humans too will find a way to get along.

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Chinese spy arrested at Mar A Lago

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thoughts

what if black holes are a way to warp timespace and some alien civilization is building its space highways - meaning they need to spawn these black holes to travel faster through the universe and our sun is spawned for the same purpose and life on earth is unintended consequence of their universe infrastructure project. kind of like the ants near the highway road

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Come join DESU, the best /everything/ server on discord

we have traps, egirls, and sadbois

we got porn, nudes, and roles out the wazoo

we have people who will talk constantly if thats ur thing and u jus wanna talk too

ShWAfVu

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happy new year endchan

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Notre dame burns

I don't know why they couldn't have added sprinklers to this old cathedral before this. I hate religion but the loss of this art sucks.

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Researchers find evidence of independent evolution of female penis in cave insects

https://phys.org/news/2018-11-evidence-independent-evolution-female-penis.html

"After comparing the environments in which the two species evolved and continue to live, they suggest it likely came down to competition for food. Both live in caves where food is scarce. Because of that, males appear to be more interested in finding food than in mating. This has led the females to assume the role of pursuer and initiator. And to prevent the male from escaping before his sperm has been collected, the female has evolved a hook that latches onto the male, keeping him in place for two or three days."

I know women like these bugs.
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Chinese smash rooms

Chunks pay good money to smash things instead of treating their anger constructively or smashing their corrupt government. They're a barbaric people.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-angerroom/all-the-rage-beijingers-vent-their-stress-in-anger-room-idUSKCN1P70IV
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Industry Consolidation

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM6Nx0qNEW0 [Embed]
I love this line, "Capitalism without communism is not capitalism."
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You might think I am just paranoid but I have taken to wearing a reflective vest like I saw regular Japanese doing at night. I was nearly run over by a black woman of all people a few months ago, who screamed at me, "Sorry, I didn't see you." I had a friend who was run over for wearing black too, and no, we aren't black and it doesn't even make a difference.

So I'd rather look like a dork and live. I will never wear a black coat at night while on the road again. Buy one for yourself and live longer.

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New planet to get a name

Nasa wants our help to name this new planet, check the link below to vote for a name or submit a name:

www.2007or10.name

(bonus for someome messing around with the SQL syntax in the poll)
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The greatest men in history are more likely to be atheists than the population. Imagine if we had more atheists.

"I am also [along with fellow entrepreneurs Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds and Larry Ellison] atheist or agnostic. I’ve never been to church and prefer to think for myself." -Steve woziniak, cofounder of apple.

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What A Great Idea, Poetic Justice!

Lets do this nation wide. Nah, fuck it. WORLDWIDE!

Yesterday VBJ (Youth party of Vlaams Belang) went to the Brussels "refugee" hotspot. They handed out contact details of notorious marxist professors, who push open-border and immigration. Those who push immigration, can start by housing and feeding them.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=DgNgxZK0HXI

https://archive.fo/K1h91
https://twitter.com/vbjongeren/status/1007707197017591809

Those that support the illegal invasion should be the ones most effected by it. Agree?

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lol google

https://qz.com/1564800/google-says-gender-pay-gap-led-to-underpaying-men-not-women/

Google: patriarchy, oppression, male privilege, unconscious bias, feminism, feminism, toxic masculinity, bro culture, wage gap
Feminists: Did you just say wage gap?! Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit!
Google: OH SHIT GUYS WE JUST CHECKED THE DATA. TURNS OUT WE'RE NOT UNDERPAYING WOMEN WE'RE UNDERPAYING MEN!
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Did you know avocados used to be called alligator pears?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q5JBd7RzaII [Embed]
Farmers renamed them around 1915 because no one wanted to eat them.
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おっぱいはぷよぷよっぽすぎる!

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Rainwater collection

I love this idea of using rain buckets to capture the runoff from the roofs for irrigation. I already have solar panels on the roof so this is the next step toward living a zero carbon lifestyle. It amazes me that people aren't already capturing rain from their roofs, which should be REQUIRED for residential buildings, along with solar or wind. My water utility bill last month was 30 dollars, but if I get enough rain buckets maybe I would never have to water my lawn again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J1vRcEreOhs [Embed]
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>Be me
>Be incel
>Can't fuck
>Apart from that society is envious of me
>they say they want me to hate them but still show me asses kinda supplicating for not get killed
>I get off
>Doesn't feel as good as thought
>oh shit im feeling it.jpg



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"Are Chinese men cowards?"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XWAZcglecGc [Embed]
Yes

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"The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites."

A paraphrase of Thomas Jefferson's writing
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Military budgets

How do we get Europe to pay for more of their defense bill and the necessary military interventions? Otherwise the USA can never finally stop being the police man of the world, and every other country's scapegoat. (At the American taxpayer's expense. )

Trump rewarded the military for completing their first audit in history by increasing the military budget by 50 billion to a record 750 billion annually. It's absurd.
Americ still cannot even afford to build new trains or universal medicare, and part of it is because the US still has to foot most of the bill to deter Russia and radical Muslims from declaring jihad on Europe.

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Yelping

Don't you hate it when a business provides you a ten percent discount if you leave them a (non anonymous) review on yelp? You're trapped into giving a good review if you want the discount, many schools and restaurants now do this.

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circumcision debate

FACT: Circumcision is a scam for doctors to make money.

FACT: It is medically unnecessary for over 99.9% of people.

FACT: Most women prefer uncut men.

FACT: It was introduced in America ONLY to stop male masturbation at the same time that female genital mutilation was introduced in America!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision#Masturbation_concerns

FACT: It barely exists in Europe.

FACT: If a rabbi does it his mouth could give your baby an STD, which has happened many times.

FACT: A blotched circumcision has often been "fixed" with a complete sex change by doctors which created gender dysphoria. That later led David Reimer (and others) to to commit suicide as an adult.
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Greeting from Azerbaijan!!
Could you guys visit our board
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Just a conincident.

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Q: Why do Jews not realise they're scum?

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Put aside any lingering nostalgia, that's how they get you. Hasn't Nintendo ALWAYS been a ripoff for about as long as you can remember?

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Communism is bad, and capitalism is good

Under communism everything was terrible. You'd have to share your car, your work space, and at the end of the day live in a shitty sexless tenement!

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The future of drones

>Any weapon you place in the battlefield, 15 years later will be used against you.

How will we prevent terrorists/ mass shooters from fielding drones, without fielding a massive number of drones that can shoot unauthorized drones down ourselves? I don't want to have an army of flying police over cities and concerts,
which could be hackable too, but I don't think we are going to be able to avoid it. All it takes is one major terrorist attack and then there will be copycat drones and flying peace keepers everywhere.

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Holocaust

What the best way to kill a Jew?
What's the most fun way to kill a Jew?

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Holocaust

Why are governments wasting time debating and creating new legislation when they could instead restart the holocaust

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TorTalk

TorTalk, unmoderated textboard on Tor.
http://h74lyxi4s26sx7f3.onion/
come check it out if you like

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rage thread

With outrage culture there is actual outrages going on. Even people being outraged is outrageous. In this thread if you get angry you lose
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AcKtually, Communism sucked because you were likely starving, because most goods were already siphoned off before hitting the shelves or you were shipped off to a camp to be worked to death.

Communism is awesome if you like standing in lines for three hours waiting to get your "quota" of something you don't even need in order to trade it for something you do. It's a shit system, market economies are much better, which is why everyone is running away from fully centrally planned economies in favor of some sort of mixed or free market economy.

The only people advocating for centrally planned economies are edgy jewish hipster faggots and their disciples or "refugees" from undeveloped countries that are too fucking retarded to understand what they're even talking about other than it equates to "free shit".

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Flashコンテンツを表示しようとしていますが、Flashプラグインがインストールされていません。

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the next big shooting

well the time has finally come, guys

you guys need a hero to stand up for you, and end police brutality, cops need to know people are going to fight back

if you don't hear back from me assume they either got me or I won

fuck pigs, they just abuse people

watch the news for seattle washington for the new few hours

fuck it, wish me luck robots
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Japanese language learning links
http://rcl.pliable.us/J-adj.html

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Suppose you were to vacation in France or germany for two weeks.
Which would you choose and why?

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Flags

I am putting this flag down to mark this territory.
This is an international place we can call separate to the outside world.
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>spacechan
>freech
>endchan
>nntpchan
>mewch
>sportschan
>finalchan

all friends and very well known around the net

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This place is dead

Seriously feels like a ghost town in here, where the fuck is all the people gone?
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I'm here because 8chan feels a fucking lot like cuckchan now.
It's double cuckchan basically, I'm confident a lot of you guys know that feel.

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Andrew Yang for president

Vote Andrew Yang for president in 2020. He'll take away corruption and inefficiency in welfare, and give everyone $1000 a month.

https://twitter.com/AndrewYangVFA
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Religion in America:

Step 1 : Do something to piss off other people and do it in the name of religion and religious freedom.

Step 2 : Get told you can't do that.

Step 3 : Whine and complain about how christians are oppressed.

Seriously, this shit is just a broken record over the last 100 years.
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???

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Alex brought to tears by a black knight that forced him to watch his ancestor's kid starve to death.

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Old abandonware Dos games

I found a site that lets you play them inside the browser. Some of them are even old visual novels with naked chicks.
https://www.myabandonware.com/game/madparadox-31b/play-31b

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Parkland survivor dies maybe suicide

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Boomers on the way out

>Be me
>on Vacation in small island in carribean
>walking on the beach
>literally every house for sale
>ask a local why
>tells me the boomers that own them are getting to old to make the trip due to medical reasons.

Better have some money saved boys property is gonna be cheap in 10 years. Boomers BTFO

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The establishment is pushing Beto, and this article with all its generation ID poling made me realize that the washington Post readership is probably mostly Gen X. Gen X needs to step aside along with the Boomers, they're all libertarian cucks who want endless deregulation.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/punk-rock-skateboards-and-self-importance-beto-orourke-is-a-gen-x-cliche/2019/03/22/ccbacf54-4beb-11e9-9663-00ac73f49662_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.516dcd94b5dc

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>shaved
>showered
>clipped toenails
>did bed
>did laundry
>vacuumed room

where are my GBP?

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comfy discord server
https://discord.gg/hS8Hgc8

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capitalism is shit
>dude you can do anything if you work hard enough lmao XD
except majority of rich people were born into rich families like in some fucking medieval society when I heard Trump got ONLY 1 million dollars from his father I thought I'm gonna LMAO, social mobility is fucking shit right now.

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NANOCHAN

Hey guys. Maybe you know this already but we're a hidden service imageboard with absolutely NO javascript or cookies. No captcha at the moment although the admin sometimes enables it for spam. Comfy but a few more users would be nice, come check it out!
rules:
>no CP
>no flooding
features:
>epub, pdf, audio, video, image uploads
>floating reply box and reply links which work without javascript (unlike here)
>no annoying captcha bypass bullshit

http://nanochanxv2lxnqi.onion
https://nanochanxv2lxnqi.onion (SELF SIGNED)
http://nanochancsvnej4vxiidu4fhpchkxffl3mgqypub63xadeetkjttavqd.onion
https://nanochancsvnej4vxiidu4fhpchkxffl3mgqypub63xadeetkjttavqd.onion (SELF SIGNED)

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Feminists hate sexist traditions

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this girl added me on one account and because i ignored her she made two more accounts to add me

you jelly yet, endbums?

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Кривой хуй (crooked dick)

Сап, /b/. Пикрелейтед - стоячий хуй. Не отклонение ли это? Как исправить, если да?

Sup, /b/. Picture related is erected dick. Is this norm or not? How can I fix it if it's not norm?
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Is endchan up for it?

the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will

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just leave it here

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Catheter usage

Is it painful to apply and use such device? Anybody has any experience?
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opiod epidemic

I thought of an idea to curb the opiod epidemic. Press the heroin/fentynal mixtures into pills like mdma is pressed into excstacy. It helps smugglers compressing the powder lowering the surface area. It makes adequite dosages instead of powder in a bag. Never have done heroin i dislike opiates in general and this would stop people from dying and increase profits and brand heroin into a more commoditable peice of exchange.

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Kävin ostamassa kaupasta 80kg suffeleita ja muistikamman. Nyt on hyvä olo.

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West new Britain in the Pacific Ocean

This might be the dumbest unimaginative British name for a new territory I've heard yet.
https://en. Mopwikipedia.org/wiki/West_New_Britain_Province

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Pre-Catholic Philippines was basically Japan and much better. Anito = Kami
http://thepinoyatheist.blogspot.com/2015/06/a-pinoy-atheist-in-manila-short.html?m=1

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Global Fucking

We need to do more to counter capitalist propaganda and teach teenagers about the problems of capitalism and existential threat of global warming. There is no way capitalism and the status quo will ever stop global warming.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-capitalism-is

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Nazis and their identity politics

“Identity is the history that has gone into bone and blood and reshaped the flesh. Identity is not what we were but what we have become what we are at this moment.”
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“Identity is the history that has gone into bone and blood and reshaped the flesh. Identity is not what we were but what we have become what we are at this moment.”
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browser thread

gonna try this browser

have been using older firefox forks for awhile, then reluctantly switched mostly to irridium when a lot of my add-ons stopped being supported

falkon is the new name for qupzilla basically but I didn't like it back when I tried it a couple years ago. For the most part every fucking web browser has some issues, be it usability, obvious issues where you're subjected to data mining, lack of a community to leech off of for add-ons etc.

what do you use and why?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=8aF2GxWi7Ag [Embed]
So that's how furries started. I was never able to get into it though. I felt uncanny valley every single time, and I couldn't stand talking animals even in cartoons after I turned maybe 10.

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Science and futuristic engineering thread

There is a new self-healing bio concrete that fixes it's own cracks. This could replace costly and time consuming road repair, and reduce the need for Mexican laborers to stand in the sun.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/05/14/tech/bioconcrete-delft-jonkers/index.html

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Who browses https://mewch.net/ here?

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Vote cloud boot jar for president. She is for good things and against bad things.
https://twitter.com/cloudbootjar

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What have you done to improve yourself lately?

Do you work out?

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Want to die?
Well, you are already most likely doing it!

What do you use to cook your food? Whats that, you eat out at restaurants occasionally? You buy processed food? You use non-stick cookware? Know what Teflon is? Kills birds in a matter of minutes...
What about your water? From the tap? All the many hundreds of miles that water has traveled, through pipes, large reservoirs, and onto your body and dishes. Plastic water bottles? BPA? Don't forget about fluoride and heavy metals, they want to participate in the fun too!
Americans love sugar, so much that they pay greatly for it. Soda, cookies, cake, candies, coffee, and other means. High fructose corn syrup is used in the place of real sugar, its cheaper and people don't notice anyways. "Moderation is good" is what they say when any amount kills.
Exercise? I walked to the refrigerator, is that enough? People aren't strong, enduring, or agile anymore. Running? Bet your doing it on cement or concrete with shoes and a terrible posture. Resistance? That bar restricts your range of motion and stresses your joints. Protein power isn't any good either.
Your sitting right now aren't you? Your muscles shortening, your blood pooling, heart struggling for survival, your back slouched over and degraded. Does your chair have an imprint in it? Good chance it does. Can you do a deep squat anymore?
Smells nice! All that asbestos and exhaust from cars and factories! Your lungs don't like it. Asbestos cuts right through your cells and wrecks havoc upon your body.
Right now there are thousands of invisible radio waves around you. Satellites, cell-phones, laptops, Electronic pollution, Etc. How do you think your body likes it? Maybe in the future we can install televisions directly into peoples minds...
Lights? Your brain struggles to determine the state of the day. Artificial light fucks with your pineal gland and makes you think that the sun is still up. Go a day with absolutely no lights, completely different isn't it?
Masturbation? Gaming? Television? Music? Instead of holding dominion over these things, they now hold dominion over you. Music changes your emotions, masturbation steals your nutrients, Gaming destroys your dopamine circuitry, Television implants false memories and thoughts. Your brain can't keep up with it.
Speaking of your mind... How in control of it are you? Emotions? Thoughts? Music? Bet you can't change your emotions at will, lost your ability to do so. It probably has rewired itself multiple times already due to damage from the mistreatment of your body.
Take this! Clothing! Polyester and synthetic fibers. Your lungs and GI tract definitely don't like these, and they are so small you can't see them? Mattresses? Nasty foam that creates cyanide when it burns. Smoke kills people in a fire, not the heat typically. Don't forget about carpets and couches. Your car as well.
Medicine? Vaccines? Superbugs and bacteria from overuse? Taking antidepressants? Adderall? Gotta stay up all night!!! Your body once was able to fight off illness, but it can't anymore. A "perfectly" healthy body is one that is actually far from being perfect, actually compromised if you compare it to an ideal state.

The human body is incredibly good at fixing itself, but all of these factors stress it to the point that it can't keep up. It must fail. Did you know the humans of the past (Developed societies) were said to have lived over 150 years? You didn't learn this, it is quite hard to discover actually. You think your age of 70 is good when it is quite short.

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