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Bernie Sanders running hard

Good news, the old man is running again! And I think he is fit enough to outrun Trump! [Embed]

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Who browses here?

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So that's how furries started. I was never able to get into it though. I felt uncanny valley every single time, and I couldn't stand talking animals even in cartoons after I turned maybe 10.

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Vote cloud boot jar for president. She is for good things and against bad things.

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What have you done to improve yourself lately?

Do you work out?

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browser thread

gonna try this browser

have been using older firefox forks for awhile, then reluctantly switched mostly to irridium when a lot of my add-ons stopped being supported

falkon is the new name for qupzilla basically but I didn't like it back when I tried it a couple years ago. For the most part every fucking web browser has some issues, be it usability, obvious issues where you're subjected to data mining, lack of a community to leech off of for add-ons etc.

what do you use and why?

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Want to die?
Well, you are already most likely doing it!

What do you use to cook your food? Whats that, you eat out at restaurants occasionally? You buy processed food? You use non-stick cookware? Know what Teflon is? Kills birds in a matter of minutes...
What about your water? From the tap? All the many hundreds of miles that water has traveled, through pipes, large reservoirs, and onto your body and dishes. Plastic water bottles? BPA? Don't forget about fluoride and heavy metals, they want to participate in the fun too!
Americans love sugar, so much that they pay greatly for it. Soda, cookies, cake, candies, coffee, and other means. High fructose corn syrup is used in the place of real sugar, its cheaper and people don't notice anyways. "Moderation is good" is what they say when any amount kills.
Exercise? I walked to the refrigerator, is that enough? People aren't strong, enduring, or agile anymore. Running? Bet your doing it on cement or concrete with shoes and a terrible posture. Resistance? That bar restricts your range of motion and stresses your joints. Protein power isn't any good either.
Your sitting right now aren't you? Your muscles shortening, your blood pooling, heart struggling for survival, your back slouched over and degraded. Does your chair have an imprint in it? Good chance it does. Can you do a deep squat anymore?
Smells nice! All that asbestos and exhaust from cars and factories! Your lungs don't like it. Asbestos cuts right through your cells and wrecks havoc upon your body.
Right now there are thousands of invisible radio waves around you. Satellites, cell-phones, laptops, Electronic pollution, Etc. How do you think your body likes it? Maybe in the future we can install televisions directly into peoples minds...
Lights? Your brain struggles to determine the state of the day. Artificial light fucks with your pineal gland and makes you think that the sun is still up. Go a day with absolutely no lights, completely different isn't it?
Masturbation? Gaming? Television? Music? Instead of holding dominion over these things, they now hold dominion over you. Music changes your emotions, masturbation steals your nutrients, Gaming destroys your dopamine circuitry, Television implants false memories and thoughts. Your brain can't keep up with it.
Speaking of your mind... How in control of it are you? Emotions? Thoughts? Music? Bet you can't change your emotions at will, lost your ability to do so. It probably has rewired itself multiple times already due to damage from the mistreatment of your body.
Take this! Clothing! Polyester and synthetic fibers. Your lungs and GI tract definitely don't like these, and they are so small you can't see them? Mattresses? Nasty foam that creates cyanide when it burns. Smoke kills people in a fire, not the heat typically. Don't forget about carpets and couches. Your car as well.
Medicine? Vaccines? Superbugs and bacteria from overuse? Taking antidepressants? Adderall? Gotta stay up all night!!! Your body once was able to fight off illness, but it can't anymore. A "perfectly" healthy body is one that is actually far from being perfect, actually compromised if you compare it to an ideal state.

The human body is incredibly good at fixing itself, but all of these factors stress it to the point that it can't keep up. It must fail. Did you know the humans of the past (Developed societies) were said to have lived over 150 years? You didn't learn this, it is quite hard to discover actually. You think your age of 70 is good when it is quite short.

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Post a random pic from your collection

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Greetings from SpaceChan!
Come visit if you'd like

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>Trump declares emergency for border wall, House panel launches probe

>With an emergency formally declared, Trump left Washington to travel to his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida for a holiday break.

Other leaks show he spends 60% of everyday not working, and just watching News, tweeting or goofing around. You can't make this shit up.

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I crucified a man today...just to watch him see if I still feel?

Saudi Arabia crucified a man in Mecca while aggressively calling out Canada over human rights
Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try.

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Andrew Yang for president

Vote Andrew Yang for president in 2020. He'll take away corruption and inefficiency in welfare, and give everyone $1000 a month.

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Are there any must buys on steam?

The last two steam sales I spent two hours searching but couldn't find anything I wanted to buy. At least nothing I wanted and couldn't pirate. I like Japanese platformers, but the only one that interested me is Touhou: Luna Moon, and it isn't even finished yet. I couldn't find any multiplayer games I wanted either...

Maybe I'm getting too old for games and just need to wait 20 years for the kids to stop playing for night and make VR.

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Spammers gonna spam!

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Afghanistan before and after.

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Noriko/Hikichan Thread

What are your thoughts on Noriko aka Hikikchan Endchan?

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N64 thread [Embed]
Wow, the new high res Majora's Mask hack looks pretty cool. It's sad that actual game companies that own the copyright usually make poor ports, and fail to remaster their games significantly better than the original or what fans can do.

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new meme

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Food looks pretty good tbh [Embed]

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北乃遥 jyanai

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Is this true, /b/?

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I'm bored, /b/.
Post something entertaining.

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8ch/b/ is kill!

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patterns every second

beautiful patterns every second
#kaleidoscope #second #beautiful #patterns

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Ascetics and the hippy phi lo osophies

There are hermits on youtube who look like former hippies. Do you see problems with their philosophy of simple living? I suppose they find it hard to support a family, and are often egoists, or anti-intellectual, or unproductive spiritualists, though they undoubtably have the luxury of being free and nomatic. There's a Boomer on Youtube who just wanders the desert while writing a book about his personal philosophy. He reminds me of a secular prophet, or the Cynics; I know many Zen Buddhists and city hating Romantics extol that lifestyle and condemn consumerism.

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Total women in the U.S. House:

16 Democrats
13 Republicans

89 Democrats
13 Republicans

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Public Enemy#1

Where should we begin telling you how corrupt this rotten sack of feminist shit is ? She has unfairly depicted us and those who share in our beliefs as indifferent. Let me tell you, she has screwed us over numerous times with false drug and rape allegations but nevertheless has managed to gain some credibility. Her mission? To make us victims of her lies, propaganda and misinformation. She will do anything in her power to scapegoat, easy unpopular targets, thereby diverting culpability from herself. Also, she has been openly conspiring to blacklist us, using her “authority” and crooked political tactics, such as lying to the FBI, DEA, etc, as leverage to get us fired! There have been multiple witnesses but thus far no one has had the courage to stand up to her.

Someone please help save our ship and put the fucking cunt in her place!

Judy L Crowley
54 King St Apt 1 Waterville, ME 04901
(207) 616-3008

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How much did Wendys pay Trump for product placement at the white house dinner?

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Hey /b/tards.

I passed out doing excercice on purpouse AMA.

I was listening to Nirvana while that happened.

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Somalian refugees
Funny hearing a refugee condemn the refugee process. Ayaan Hirai Ali is hot and pretty too, would like to see pics of her and other Somalis in the nude even if their clots are torn off. If I lived in Minneapolis I think I'd want to marry an Ex-Muslim Somalian.

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Stranger asks you what time it is = kinda annoying

Stranger asks you what year it is = pretty concerning

Stranger asks you what century it is = extremely exciting

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Jobs that you can do from anywhere

What are some jobs you can do anywhere? I wish I could write and sell fiction well because then I could live anywhere, and then I'd never get bored of traveling and looking for inspiration. I could live in the most remote parts of the world like Svalbard, Norway, and see the northern Lights over and over. Unfortunately most of those areas rely on blue collar labor which I am not cut out for, (when Svalbard's coal mine closes in the near future the job market will contract hard.)

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Is this a real chan or is it just another daycare for people too autistic for 4chan?

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If I ever built a building, public or private, I'd like to get creative and have optical illusions like this. I am sick of conformity.

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Deep web porn?

Any good onion sites for it?

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is missalice white?

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… the woman is beautiful… she has extraordinary, womanly features… making that quite a woman, for sure…
“And for everybody else in nature… not just this transcendental life-form… what is “transcended” to it… and what was “stop gating” this… reminding me of when you were stopped… how mad it was to stop it… to even go near in the first place… and even have it within your reach… daring to not reach… signalling for it to touch you… by stopping yourself within the reach… giving yourself up for it… practically letting it use you… as that extension…
Which cannot be you yourself… the images which you embodied… you were represented in.”

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endchan /b/ is full of christfags and aut atheistcunts

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he couldn't handle the bantz

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Violet Parr Thread

Guys, I don't understand it but I can't stop thinking about Violet. Like she's so cute and I think I have a cartoon crush on her, but I'm not pedo so I don't understand it. Any anons out there who can relate?

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Flash Media

How fond are you with Flash (be it games or movies) and what are your thoughts on its current state?

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is this a cool chan?

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>"go outside"
>"read a book"
>"go make friends"
>"find a hobby"

are normies this superficial or are they actually so interesting they sincerely do all of the above?

They don't seem to realize that all things are done out of necessity, you want something, you go get it, you are interested in something? you go study it. I think a normie telling you to do any of the above is really just that superficial and clueless. When you read a book you read because you are looking for a particular thing weather you know it or not, like me I heard an excerpt from max stirners "The ego and his own" and was so gripped by it i went and bought the book because i wanted to, cook books and DIYs are also useful to me. Now imagine being so much of a pretentious fuck that you walk into a book store and skim through the books, running your fingers on top of them like some fucking monocle wearing tea drinking top hat wearing pseudo intellectual and picking one out to read just for the sake of it. Thats got to be the most "look how smart i am!" thing you can do. Normalfags aren't practical, they are pretentious.

friends. In this day and age they don't even know why they have friends, back in the day you'd make friends through collaborating with them on something, even if it's just a job, friends can help you do things and reveling is just a side thing you do after an accomplishment. Ask a normie what they do with their friends and they'll say things like party, drink, go to the movies, hang out. They don't do anything productive with them, they are hedonistic to an unhealthy degree. Also the idea of "needing" friends for emotional support is absolute bullshit, sitting around talking about how sad you are isn't "dealing" with anything, it may be a catharsis but it isn't doing anything to address or resolve the problem. It's also pretty well established that losing your shit (especially if you are a man) makes people around you feel uncomfortable as shit, the cure for sadness isn't wallowing in it. normies are needy emotional brats.

I could go on and on, i hate this pretensious, needy emotional brats who frankly are the most insensitive assholes on the planet.

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This place is dead

Seriously feels like a ghost town in here, where the fuck is all the people gone?

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For all of those who look upon this post, the normal browsers of this website, the agents employed by the government, the individuals who have randomly come across this place, I ask of you the question:


Why? is the question which must be asked of everything, and asked again of the answers to the question and so on. But why?
Why is it that you live your life the way you do? Why is it that you commit the actions which you do? Why are you here? Who are you? Where are you? How are you?

13700000000 is the predicted age of the universe. Thirteen billion, seven hundred million years, compared to the average human lifespan of... 80... in a developed country. We remember the major figures of the past: Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, Ghandi, The Budda, Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Homer, Issac Newton, Alexander The Great, George Washington, John Rockefeller, Benjamin Franklin, and many others, yet we do not remember the billions who lived alongside them, lost to time, not to be remembered.

Will you be remembered? What are you now? You aren't content with your life, your circumstances, your reality, you want it to change. Perhaps it can't? You aren't strong enough? Or, perhaps you are faced with the stone which cannot be moved by any force. This is a large world, many countries, continents, climates, peoples, societies, much to be explored, but very few see it all. Most work for a large portion of their life, others holding dominion over them, cogs in a system that can't think introspectively and see the rest of the world, can't see themselves.

But why?

Never stop questioning. Question your interpretations, question the physical content, question the questioning. Why are you questioning? Why question questioning? All of that which is read on wikipedia and within encyclopedias, is it real? Those physical equations of the quantum world? The current models of the universe and the human mind? What about history? Did any of it happen? Did the past happen, or did you just come into existence moments ago, your memory immediately generated to give the impression of depth? After all, the only time which exists is now, as you read this statement before you.

The past is that which is believed to have occurred.
The future is that which exists within ones mind, but does not exist.
The present is that which exists now, where you are right now. Light emanating from various sources, invisible RF signals all around you, a sea of data, pipes beneath your feet filled with rushing water.

It is the energy of objects in the present which gives birth to time.

"Good" and "Bad" are what you make them, conceptions of the human mind. The lion feels not sorrow for killing the elk, nor does the shark for killing the school of tuna. Killing for allah is that which is fine in Islam, but a sinful action in Christianity. Why yearn for an "Ideal" world, where all is fulfilled? The world is already ideal, you can already do whatever you want, you have hands before you attached to arms, legs, eyes, and ears.

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Any fans of Rage Against the Machine's lyrics? That was back when Gen X was still cool, and before they became old gullible and conformists.

>Transmission third world war third round
>A decade of the weapon of sound above ground
>No shelter if you're lookin' for shade
>I lick shots at the brutal charade
>As the polls close like a casket
>On truth devoured
>A Silent play in the shadow of power
>A spectacle monopolized
>The camera's eyes on choice disguised
>Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
>Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
>Yes a spectacle monopolized
>They hold the reins and stole your eyes
Or the fistagons
>The bullets and bombs
>Who stuff the banks
>Who staff the party ranks
>More for Gore or the son of a drug lord
>None of the above fuck it cut the cord

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The greatest men in history are more likely to be atheists than the population. Imagine if we had more atheists.

"I am also [along with fellow entrepreneurs Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds and Larry Ellison] atheist or agnostic. I’ve never been to church and prefer to think for myself." -Steve woziniak, cofounder of apple.

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podoraha zdec'?

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Check out what is a priority in the crazy land of Fox news.

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fucking isekai

sick of this shit

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Is mewch coming back?

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synopsis if you don't want the corporate jewtube time vortex suck away 10+ minutes of your time

>quackityhq raids furfag discord server

>gets permabanned from the discord platform

>gives moderator that banned him a wtf in email form

>mod is smug faggot and says quackity was banned for spreading hate against fursecuted minorites or some shit

>does a little digging and discovers that the entire discord trust and safety team is comprised chihuahua rapists who got butthurt because he made a lulzy video where he dives into the vibrant and diverse culture of furries


furries raep'd and murdered the entire discord staff and are using the entire platform to brainwash underaged shotas into letting their negholes get suprised yiffed by their knotted micropenises / holocausting everyone who calls them gay

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do you miss 4chan /b/ and wish to kill porn threads, then join

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Chinese smash rooms

Chunks pay good money to smash things instead of treating their anger constructively or smashing their corrupt government. They're a barbaric people.

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Create file "file.c"
CTRL-V This:
#include <stdio.h>
In terminal "gcc file.c"
Then "./a.out"
Shit Brix!

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There’s been a lot of debate about what the confederate flag means. The answer’s simple. It means “I didn’t go to college.

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Анимублядский WEBM-тред*
* - Animublyadsky WebM-thread
To search for video sausage we use the following services:
The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:

Dollchan Extension Tools:
This is a custom script that combines many functions that make it easier and more convenient to visit image boards.

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le family sob story

i feel a bit sad, on christmas' eve we were having an argument, and then things heated up and i said to my aunt, "you better worry about living a real life, because when you die, you die for real" she deserved to hear something like that at that moment

the problem?

grandma heard it, as soon as i said it, i could see her looking at the floor, when i was in my early 20s (instead of thinking about getting pussy like i should) i was thinking about death and it's inevitability and that endless cycle of what i should do with my life and why it should matter at all, and as i looked at her, i thought of what would be like to go through that at her age, and that i was to blame for what happened, maybe i'm overthinking it?

i don't know but if i could i would really leave my aunt out of new year's eve

TL;DR: i feel bad for talking about death in front of grandma

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Is endchan up for it?

the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will

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Just watched black panther. Not deep or amazing, but I liked it better than any capeshit Ive seen in years. The movie teaches you that choosing leaders by hand to hand combat is retarded, and that you can have the most technologically advanced system but if you have a primative political system you can lose it all.

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Christianity pushed back the future

Greeks/Romans believed we were made of atoms and tended to think all forms of creationism were ridiculous.
Lucretius believed in a kind of proto-darwinian natural selection around 100 BC. The pagans were relatively advanced empiricists. After that the Christian virus was worse than the black death since it triggered the Dark Ages. You don't get to hear much about it because the church propaganda has been so strong. Edward Gibson's book the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is a classic and it ctiticized Christianity for turning the people away from Earthly affairs after Emperor Augustine, even as the barbarians were at the gate. Christianity fermented violence and strife from intolerance towards the rich and educated pagans and all literary work by pagans, plunging people into dogma and ignorance, and hastening the destruction of the Roman empire. Edward's defining book was censored when the Catholic church added it to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.

If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer, genetically engineered cat girls, massive VR video games with centuries of programming, huge automated factories on the moon, other colonys throughout the solar system and sent a generational mother ship would be half way to Alpha Centauri. I'll never forgive Christianity for depriving me of Alfheim Online and Chobits in my bedroom.

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Stupid Christians [Embed]

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Religion in America:

Step 1 : Do something to piss off other people and do it in the name of religion and religious freedom.

Step 2 : Get told you can't do that.

Step 3 : Whine and complain about how christians are oppressed.

Seriously, this shit is just a broken record over the last 100 years.

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Truly Epic Lulz


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Is 8ch COMP'd?

Getting tons of cloudflare errors today, can't post anything, and pic-related /pol/ thread has gone 404:
But all the other threads on page 1 of the catalog are loading fine. Also the 404 page states:
> 404 - Page Not Found, so either the thread has been deleted or you have been the latest victim of the Alacrity daemon.
It was a big thread with lots of comments (plus the actual videos for the topic in question), so wouldn't just get deleted without anyone noticing, and the alacrity daemon sounds retarded.
But their canary text (We have not been served any secret court orders and are not under any gag orders.) is still present at the bottom of pages, so dunno. Cloudflare cianiggers are fucking with us?

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8chan is down

Does anyone know what's going on with 8chan? It's been down for several hours. 4chan seems to be the same way. This some kind of coordinated attack? Is it time for danknets bunker now?

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Is mewch actually dead? Where will the comfy people go

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mewch is dead

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Кривой хуй (crooked dick)

Сап, /b/. Пикрелейтед - стоячий хуй. Не отклонение ли это? Как исправить, если да?

Sup, /b/. Picture related is erected dick. Is this norm or not? How can I fix it if it's not norm?

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npc thread


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Mini golf is more fun than real golf. Even mini golf games are more fun than real golf games tbh. Compare Kirby's Dream Course to Mario 64 to see what I mean.

I'd like to have more mini golf courses, with weird themes. Sad to hear they've been shutting down since the 90's because kids would rather sit with their vidya.

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Mini golf is more fun than real golf. Even mini golf games are more fun than real golf games tbh. Compare Kirby's Dream Course to Mario 64 to see what I mean.

I'd like to have more mini golf courses, with weird themes. Sad to hear they've been shutting down since the 90's because kids would rather sit with their vidya.

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If God had long hair, and a goatee. And if his eyes were pretty glazed. If he looked spaced out. Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus? And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place, in the beginning. Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if God smoked cannabis Do you 'spose He had a buzz, When He made the platypus When He created Earth our homes Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones? And do you think He rolls His own? Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home, Maybe He sits and smokes a bone...

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Fake news conspiracy cucks.

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His dark materials

Has anyone read his dark materials? I'm not a little teenager I swear, but I just got around to reading the series and liked it almost as much as Harry Potter. The movie didn't do the first book justice. And the third book had a touching ending that I can't get out of my head.

Turns out that after 20 years, he wrote a sequel 2 months ago tho I en't read it yet.

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What if it snowed sugar every time it snowed?

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P sy op?

So what's up with these bush festivals?

How can these degenerates roll around in mud all day while cooked off their heads?
I'm 22 so I should be into them I just find the whole doof scene really "evil" and I know that seems vague, I just can't put my finger on it.......... Especially with all these new "synthetic" trips and what's being pumped out of these chinese mega-labs, who knows how it's going to effect these people years down the track.

There's more to this Anon's I just know it.

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Father finger father finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Mommy finger mommy finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Brother finger brother finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Sister finger sister finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Baby finger baby finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?

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Well that ruined Naruto for me. Yeah I noticed the hypocrisy, but I forgot how bad the early fights were where he won with a single punch.

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>haven't been to endchan in 6 months
>/sp/'s finally made their own website
>place looks like utter ghost town save a few boards that have arisen including 3 that seem new


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>500 Internal Server Error

Welp, this is the end.

Time to call the dump to haul this piece of shit away.

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Aloha, /b/.

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what imageboards you frequently visit???
i need other places to sperg out

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Actual Russian bots
Remember the girl?
This is her posting about how she voted for Putin you need to register to view the link, also the post's obviously in Russian

So the video is filmed and various right wing media proceed to report how feminists are all nuts, while most don't even mention that the video is fake, and none report this one small detail about the girl.

It looks like Russian propaganda wants to maintain the crazy feminist stereotype doesn't it? I wonder why would it

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Are the liberals and neo-cons really two sides of the same coin? This is something I would expect to read from a republican pro-war think tank:

Reality check: Russia is a nuclear power, and they have a very strong military. Why should we continue pushing war hawking propaganda against Russia? No one would win such a war. The US is completely insolvent as far as debt (although still enjoys its global reserve currency status while it lasts), Russia actually paid most their national debts back off and are hoarding valueable assets like gold and silver. So which side could outlast military expenditures during a hot war? Are we closer to China than Russia is? Not so much today. China is a nuclear power too, with great relationships with Russia. So who stands to benefit from this endless war hawking? Not the average American citizen, or the average Russian citizen either. We need to stop the dangerous rhetoric. It could end up with the US becoming totally isolated or even worse: another world war. Are you game for that?

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Trump supporters: Is the economic value of killing EPA regulations worth scenes like these?

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I never played Undertale myself but the first chapter/demo of the sequel or spiritual successor to it came out called deltarune.
It's pretty fun I've got to say.

There's a japanese version too which is interesting, I supposed. Guess Undertale was a hit in Japan. I know there's switch, ps4 and vita versions of it for christ's sake. [Embed]

pics related; embed not

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The National Video Game Museum is trying to get the Korean publisher to turn over the server source code so they can keep Wildstar running at their museum in Texas. I don' t think it'll happen tbh. [Embed]

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Are environmentalists secretly communists? I don't see a way to be a libertarian and an anti-consumerist environmentalist.

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Stupid fetishes

There's one dude out there who exclusively commissions close variations on the same image: a rich white woman buying shopping trolleys full of Wonder White bread. The focus is on how rich she is (the bread is usually marked as costing thousands per loaf or some shit) and something about destroying the environment. I think he's also commissioned pics of white women chopping forests down.

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hahaha /b/ has been invaded by >>>/4chin/ lolololol

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At least its dead

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8ch is down an with it /tv/ has ceased its activities for a while, this means I will be using >cuckime here until the site fixes itself, thank you all for your understanding.

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Ever Baby Boomer I meet is a greedy hoarder

I hate Baby Boomers, theyre the most wasteful consumption-driven generation of monsters that ever lives on the planet. I just wasted an afternoon dumping a carload of household junk off to goodwill, and it didn't even make a difference. We still have seven fucking cars, and there's only four of us living in the house right now. The irony is that 3 of our cars are electric: Baby boomers buy them because elecrtic is newer just to show off, and not because they give a rats ass about saving the environment.

The house is two stories but the second floor is unlivable. The junk literally piles to the ceiling because Boomers are hoarders and don't want to throw give away anything they ever came into possesion of. There's old stereos, never used exercise equipment, about 12 computers/laptops. There's a ton of electronics just rotting in the backyard because they couldn't bear to get rid of anything. It includes a thousand dollar portable air conditioning, unit, a stove, bikes, and some power tools--all rusting!

The backyard and sideyard are narrow because of all the rusting BBQ equipment, plywood, and pots they never used. We have 3 sheds and 2 garages and an attic and 4 rooms downstairs that we can't use because the junk literally blocks the doors. One of the cars is almost unusable because all the seats and the trunk are full of junk, and she even paid for storage at a garage this month to hold more stuff because we've ran oit of space at the house.

Unlike the Baby Boomers, I'm an adult and I'm trying to clean my own room. I gave away all my old vidya consoles, and my violin. But we have 6 guitars we quit using a month after purchased them for lessons. The 2 living rooms are so full of pots and unopened electronic cooking equipment that the sofas are stacked toward the ceiling, and you have to walk sideways to get through the narrow halls. I gave away 40 pairs of shoes today (and half of them were new or leather) because Baby Boomers have a shoe fetish. It's just one of 4 shoeracks that are full,l of shoes, and she just bought another shoe rack. Fuck.

I now give some of it away without asking, because they're all McScrooges and will say no if you ask, even though they don't even remember what they have because they haven't looked at it or even gone into some of those cabinets for 20 years.

One time a relative breifly stayed in our house and she stole and mailed a hundred DVDs and about 5 boxes of junk we didn't need to a third world shithole, and the Baby Boomers were pissed and kicked her out. I think we should've given away the hundreds of DVDs to a library before they were obsolete, but I'm doing that now. They're only willing to let me get rid of them because they stopped using their 3D Bluerays, and have satelite and subscriptions to netflicks, Hulu, Amazon, and some others.

But it feels so pointless because no matter how much I try to make living space for myself and my pets, and to redistribute the wealth they would waste to poor people at Goodwill, every single week about 20 new boxes of new junk get delivered by Amazon. I hate Baby Boomers. The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a differnt result. You would have thought they would have realized by now that collecting indoor mountains of junk doesn't make you happy. I'm a simple guy, but they're just robbing me of my injeritance, and making China rich,and making the UPS burn more fossil fuels in the process.

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Dave Rubin
I can't stand his biased show. He never pushes back against his conservative guests. Does anyone watch him?

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Linux is doomed
Goddamn SJWs and diversity cucks are threatening to freeze further development of Linux.

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mewch is down but i'm sure mega and slov are fighting off those damn mongols as best they can

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Vote yes on Prop. 7

Listen up Californians. Prop 7 is the most important issue on the ballot. Vote yes to abolish daylight savings time which is an affront to nature and which causes millions of people who forgot to reset their clocks to be stressed and late every single year.

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The 100 worst passwords begin with 123456.

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If youre rich you can probably cheat on your taxea now.

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>current year
>people still fall for right wing vs left wing dichotomy
> /r/comminism
> >>>/pol/

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How do you kill a dog?

I remember in Iraq there was this instance where there was an injured dog out on the road, and it obviously wasn't going to make it.
One of our squad leaders decided to "do the right thing" and put it out of its misery. He shot it, right square in the side of the head....
The dog was still alive and conscious.
So he shot it in the head again.
Still alive and whimpering.
So then he put 4-5 more bullets into the poor thing's skull, and it was finally dead.

Their brains are like the size of a peanut, so that squad leader unloading into the dog's head was just missing the brain and probably putting the dog through more suffering.

So, what's the right way to kill a dog?

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>"The wild dogs cry out in the night"
Why aren't there anime set in Africa?

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Currently thinking about going to mewch
What y'all think?

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greetings from
this is a comfy chan, i like it

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greetings from
this is a comfy chan, i like it

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Noose tension measurement

I think I have invented a fucking amazing noose type for self-strangulation (picture related), because it will allow to reach high tension force in the noose ("black" rope on the picture), applying low tension to both ends of "red" rope. But now I want to measure tension force in the noose (green pointed place) in some way that will provide the same conditions as in a real self-strangulation attempt. Can you give me an advice? Are there exist tension meters which are small enough not to distort measurement?

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I think overall the evidence is clear: Trump won because of racial fears by angry white males that they would lose their traditional privileges, and not because of economic anxiety.

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Wild Star is shutting down

If you're like me then you've never heard of this MMO before, but the greedy publisher is no one knows whether fans will be able to emulate it. But it has very creative art as you would expect after millions of dollars were spent on it, and so I have decided to make a new account and wander around it a bit before it dies. I'm not even level 10 right now and the servers are empty. Anyone else interested in playing it?

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Is this really /b/ ???

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There are so many lies Trump worshippers tell themselves to sleep at night. But the lie they repeat most often is that Trump turned the economy around. It’s a lie, a fable, a fairy tail. Every chart, every statistic, every data point shows it’s just not true.

This is black employment since the depth of the great recession. You won't see a "Trump effect" here because there isn't one.

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I would give up my car if I could. I should at least buy a motorcycle because it makes a smaller carbon footprint.

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I'm here to post.. about myself

I'm diagnoised autistic and I have online stalkers who mock me and roast me for fun, not mutual banter.
Yet... I still got accused of a LARP?
Its other people spreading the rumors, they're the ones saying I'm [redacted] and ect,

I don't think if they misinterpret what I say on purpose, or make assumptions, since I have a habit of oversharing so I "Withhold" details about myself these days

So, the dumb thing about this drama.... its other people doing it. I don't know who it is. if they stayed friends with me there wouldn't be any drama?

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it's been 57 years since Japan made a good song that everyone else likes

上を向いて歩こう 涙がこぼれないように 思い出す 春の日 一人ぽっちの夜 上を向いて歩こう にじんだ星をかぞえて 思い出す 夏の日 一人ぽっちの夜 幸せは 雲の上に 幸せは 空の上に 上を向いて歩こう 涙がこぼれないように 泣きながら 歩く 一人ぽっちの夜 思い出す 秋の日 一人ぽっちの夜 悲しみは星のかげに 悲しみは月のかげに 上を向いて歩こう 涙がこぼれないように 泣きながら 歩く 一人ぽっちの夜 一人ぽっちの夜

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Debt Insolvency In America, And Where To Avoid It

There is a new map going around exposing the most expensive cities in the US to live. 4 out of 5 of the most costly places to are in Commiefornia (go figure).

These are not ordinary "million dollar homes", but regular middle class homes that cost $1 million or more to live in. This is due to massive debt insolvency, unpunished corruption within the market place and local governments as well as too much beurocracy which kills industry and growth.

Here are the Top 10 MOST EXPENSIVE cities to live in the US today:

Rank | City | % of $1mm homes | Median home price
#1 | San Jose, CA | 53.81% | $1,069,000
#2 | San Francisco, CA | 40.03% | $891,000
#3 | Los Angeles, CA | 17.23% | $622,000
#4 | New York, NY |11.81% | $454,000
#5 | San Diego, CA | 10.55% | $563,000
#6 | Seattle, WA | 9.90% | $461,000
#7 | Boston, MA | 7.95% | $459,000
#8 | Washington, DC | 5.27% | $395,000
#9 | Miami, FL | 3.79% | $267,000
#10 | Denver, CO | 2.65% | $391,000

Comparing against incomes, of course, is important. It's surely easy to find places where home prices are at rock-bottom levels — in places with depressed economies.

In this case, however, we'll be looking at incomes in relation to housing prices, and it is not at all a given that places with good job markets must also have unaffordable housing.

Texas, for example, has for years had a substantial amount of employment growth. Yet according to the Brookings report, the state has numerous metro areas with "low" and "very low" price-income ratios on housing.

The focus here is on middle-income families, and on for-purchase housing. Low-income households and renters face a different set of challenges, but even middle-income households may daily be told through the media that housing in the United States is quickly becoming unaffordable. Except those articles and news clips tend to focus on housing in places like Seattle, or along the California coast. And there's no arguing with the assertion that places like that are "unaffordable" for many middle-income people.

And as the Brooking article notes, and as I've noted, the lack of affordability in places like California can often be blamed on state and local government measures designed to limit the construction and diversification of housing. Zoning laws and other regulatory barriers to new housing production have decimated housing affordability of housing in many coastal cities. Cities like San Francisco and Seattle have essentially become playgrounds for the wealthy in which existing homeowners fight tooth and nail any attempt to allow sizable amounts of new housing construction. They do this, they tell us, to preserve "the character of the neighborhood." But what they're really doing is using government regulations to drive up the prices on their own real estate, while driving lower-income people further and further out into the periphery. Oh sure, these Progressive guardians of the local "quality of life" might allow a handful of subsidized housing units to be built. After all, somebody has to make your cappuccino or do your dry cleaning. But the overall effect is to ensure few people can afford to move in.

This issue, however, is far less prominent in the un-stylish cities of the interior where city officials still welcome new construction and new housing — and where there's a greater abundance of less-expensive land.

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What A Great Idea, Poetic Justice!

Lets do this nation wide. Nah, fuck it. WORLDWIDE!

Yesterday VBJ (Youth party of Vlaams Belang) went to the Brussels "refugee" hotspot. They handed out contact details of notorious marxist professors, who push open-border and immigration. Those who push immigration, can start by housing and feeding them.

Those that support the illegal invasion should be the ones most effected by it. Agree?

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This is not a scam. Spread this throughout the site.

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Lara craft: now an easily distracted airhead

I was playing Tomb Raider 2013 and there's a huge narrative disconnect whenever your friends are in pressing danger and you just take detours en route to hunt for relics and solve puzzles in secret tombs. (At least don't put optional tombs and collectable relics on the way to people you have to save or they'll die.)

But the funniest thing ever was when I was in a gun fight and I ran into a room to get cover and regain health, saw a box, and naturally opened it knowing it would trigger a cut scene. There was a hail of gunfire,(but Lara was invulnerable) and a guy ran up to slash her back repeatedly with a machette while Lara Croft marveled autistically at some ancient Japanese penny she had just found. This is why I don't like women, they're materialistic airheads. She's more interested in shopping than rescuing her friends. It's already hard to take female action heroes seriously, but this takes the cake.

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I'm new here,I came from 8chan, what is endchan about?

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So, this is the 8chan exodus site, eh? Count me in. 8chan turned into 4chan I'm no longer welcome there.

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Trump was memed into presidency by russian bots
Far-right activists are memed into existence by russian bots
Why do russian bots love western right-wingers so much?

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Kill me please

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upload this file

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huwhites are the problem
you know it

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Mealworm eating

Does anybody tried to grow mealworms as their own food? I want to buy some mealworms, make them breed and then gather them and eat (after frying). Will mealworm protein be cheaper then protein from animal meat?

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Fat Cheating Captions

Because there was not one.

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This is how normalfags reacted to the leftypol blowjob video.

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REAL election meddling happening NOW

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Zuckerberg: "They Trust Me. Dumb Fucks"

I've never used this service and never will. Not only does this platform spy and collect data on users (including any medical info and bank account information they can get their greedy hands on), they also sell personal data to other 3rd parties. They do censor certain users too. To quote what Mr. Zuckerberg said about his own user base years ago, "They trust me. Dumb fucks." (Zuckerberg: "They Trust Me. Dumb Fucks") (Don't Like Government Spying? You Won't Like Facebook Either) (Facebook Using Cameras and Microphones For Spying On Users) (Censorship Is Rampant On Facebook 1) (Censorship Is Rampant On Facebook 2) (Censorship Is Rampant On Facebook 3) (Censorship Is Rampant On Facebook 4) (Censorship Is Rampant On Facebook 5) (Censorship Is Rampant On Facebook 6) (FCC Admits Facebook Censorship) (Facebook Embeds Spyware Scripts All Over The Internet) (Facebook Buying Info On Alternative Social Media Users) (Facebook Caught Selling All User Data To Third Parties) (Quitting Facebook Reduces Cancer Risk, Study Finds) (Facebook Stealing Online Medical Information On Their Users) (Facebook Providing Dictatorships With Info To Arrest Users) (Facebook Wants AI Spyware To Scan You Mind, Predict Your Behavior) (Facebook Working With DARPA To Micromanage Their Slave Base) (Facebook Gave Device Makers Deep Access to Data on Users and Friends) (Facebook Gave User Data Access To Chinese Firm Flagged By US Intelligence) (Facebook Asking Major US Banks To Share User Data) (Facebook 'Reputation Score' Exposed, Echoes China's 'Social Credit' System)

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whoa look its pixelmavs.png

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cyberpunk is the future and its coming soon. shit its hapeening around you right now. pic unrelated.

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This is how normalfags reacted to the leftypol blowjob video

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Give this tool to any morons who say global warming is a myth. It lets you compare how hot your hometown is compared to when you were born.

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>Alex Jones
>top page on Reuters
>this timeline

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