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Notre dame burns

I don't know why they couldn't have added sprinklers to this old cathedral before this. I hate religion but the loss of this art sucks.

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Researchers find evidence of independent evolution of female penis in cave insects

"After comparing the environments in which the two species evolved and continue to live, they suggest it likely came down to competition for food. Both live in caves where food is scarce. Because of that, males appear to be more interested in finding food than in mating. This has led the females to assume the role of pursuer and initiator. And to prevent the male from escaping before his sperm has been collected, the female has evolved a hook that latches onto the male, keeping him in place for two or three days."

I know women like these bugs.

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Conservative tranny discovers most conservative talk shows are just actors and she's the tranny equivalent of an uncle Tom. [Embed]

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Chinese smash rooms

Chunks pay good money to smash things instead of treating their anger constructively or smashing their corrupt government. They're a barbaric people.

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Industry Consolidation [Embed]
I love this line, "Capitalism without communism is not capitalism."

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You might think I am just paranoid but I have taken to wearing a reflective vest like I saw regular Japanese doing at night. I was nearly run over by a black woman of all people a few months ago, who screamed at me, "Sorry, I didn't see you." I had a friend who was run over for wearing black too, and no, we aren't black and it doesn't even make a difference.

So I'd rather look like a dork and live. I will never wear a black coat at night while on the road again. Buy one for yourself and live longer.

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Come join the shitposting fun at fren

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Post a random pic from your collection

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New planet to get a name

Nasa wants our help to name this new planet, check the link below to vote for a name or submit a name:

(bonus for someome messing around with the SQL syntax in the poll)

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The greatest men in history are more likely to be atheists than the population. Imagine if we had more atheists.

"I am also [along with fellow entrepreneurs Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds and Larry Ellison] atheist or agnostic. I’ve never been to church and prefer to think for myself." -Steve woziniak, cofounder of apple.

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What A Great Idea, Poetic Justice!

Lets do this nation wide. Nah, fuck it. WORLDWIDE!

Yesterday VBJ (Youth party of Vlaams Belang) went to the Brussels "refugee" hotspot. They handed out contact details of notorious marxist professors, who push open-border and immigration. Those who push immigration, can start by housing and feeding them.

Those that support the illegal invasion should be the ones most effected by it. Agree?

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lol google

Google: patriarchy, oppression, male privilege, unconscious bias, feminism, feminism, toxic masculinity, bro culture, wage gap
Feminists: Did you just say wage gap?! Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit!

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Did you know avocados used to be called alligator pears? [Embed]
Farmers renamed them around 1915 because no one wanted to eat them.

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Runaway climate change continues

"The Last Time CO2 Levels Were This High It Was 3 Million Years Ago."

>Sea levels were 20 meters higher
>Greenland was green
>Antarctica had trees

I just don't see us stopping it before it thaws Antarctica as long as get-rich-now capitalism remains unchecked. When are we going to make the best of it? We need to just abandon the equator, kill off the penguins and colonize the edge of Antarctica. I'm going to be the first to buy land in Antarctica as soon as it's legal.

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Rainwater collection

I love this idea of using rain buckets to capture the runoff from the roofs for irrigation. I already have solar panels on the roof so this is the next step toward living a zero carbon lifestyle. It amazes me that people aren't already capturing rain from their roofs, which should be REQUIRED for residential buildings, along with solar or wind. My water utility bill last month was 30 dollars, but if I get enough rain buckets maybe I would never have to water my lawn again. [Embed]

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>Be me
>Be incel
>Can't fuck
>Apart from that society is envious of me
>they say they want me to hate them but still show me asses kinda supplicating for not get killed
>I get off
>Doesn't feel as good as thought
>oh shit im feeling it.jpg

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"Are Chinese men cowards?" [Embed]

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Bernie Sanders running hard

Good news, the old man is running again! And I think he is fit enough to outrun Trump! [Embed]

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>Trump declares emergency for border wall, House panel launches probe

>With an emergency formally declared, Trump left Washington to travel to his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida for a holiday break.

Other leaks show he spends 60% of everyday not working, and just watching News, tweeting or goofing around. You can't make this shit up.

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"The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites."

A paraphrase of Thomas Jefferson's writing

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Noriko/Hikichan Thread

What are your thoughts on Noriko aka Hikikchan Endchan?

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Military budgets

How do we get Europe to pay for more of their defense bill and the necessary military interventions? Otherwise the USA can never finally stop being the police man of the world, and every other country's scapegoat. (At the American taxpayer's expense. )

Trump rewarded the military for completing their first audit in history by increasing the military budget by 50 billion to a record 750 billion annually. It's absurd.
Americ still cannot even afford to build new trains or universal medicare, and part of it is because the US still has to foot most of the bill to deter Russia and radical Muslims from declaring jihad on Europe.

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Don't you hate it when a business provides you a ten percent discount if you leave them a (non anonymous) review on yelp? You're trapped into giving a good review if you want the discount, many schools and restaurants now do this.

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circumcision debate

FACT: Circumcision is a scam for doctors to make money.

FACT: It is medically unnecessary for over 99.9% of people.

FACT: Most women prefer uncut men.

FACT: It was introduced in America ONLY to stop male masturbation at the same time that female genital mutilation was introduced in America!

FACT: It barely exists in Europe.

FACT: If a rabbi does it his mouth could give your baby an STD, which has happened many times.

FACT: A blotched circumcision has often been "fixed" with a complete sex change by doctors which created gender dysphoria. That later led David Reimer (and others) to to commit suicide as an adult.

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Greeting from Azerbaijan!!
Could you guys visit our board

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Just a conincident.

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Q: Why do Jews not realise they're scum?

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Put aside any lingering nostalgia, that's how they get you. Hasn't Nintendo ALWAYS been a ripoff for about as long as you can remember?

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Communism is bad, and capitalism is good

Under communism everything was terrible. You'd have to share your car, your work space, and at the end of the day live in a shitty sexless tenement!

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The future of drones

>Any weapon you place in the battlefield, 15 years later will be used against you.

How will we prevent terrorists/ mass shooters from fielding drones, without fielding a massive number of drones that can shoot unauthorized drones down ourselves? I don't want to have an army of flying police over cities and concerts,
which could be hackable too, but I don't think we are going to be able to avoid it. All it takes is one major terrorist attack and then there will be copycat drones and flying peace keepers everywhere.

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What the best way to kill a Jew?
What's the most fun way to kill a Jew?

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Why are governments wasting time debating and creating new legislation when they could instead restart the holocaust

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TorTalk, unmoderated textboard on Tor.
come check it out if you like

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rage thread

With outrage culture there is actual outrages going on. Even people being outraged is outrageous. In this thread if you get angry you lose

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Chinese spy arrested at Mar A Lago


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AcKtually, Communism sucked because you were likely starving, because most goods were already siphoned off before hitting the shelves or you were shipped off to a camp to be worked to death.

Communism is awesome if you like standing in lines for three hours waiting to get your "quota" of something you don't even need in order to trade it for something you do. It's a shit system, market economies are much better, which is why everyone is running away from fully centrally planned economies in favor of some sort of mixed or free market economy.

The only people advocating for centrally planned economies are edgy jewish hipster faggots and their disciples or "refugees" from undeveloped countries that are too fucking retarded to understand what they're even talking about other than it equates to "free shit".

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the next big shooting

well the time has finally come, guys

you guys need a hero to stand up for you, and end police brutality, cops need to know people are going to fight back

if you don't hear back from me assume they either got me or I won

fuck pigs, they just abuse people

watch the news for seattle washington for the new few hours

fuck it, wish me luck robots

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McMansion hell

Why can't Boomers design good homes?

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Japanese language learning links

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Burn the books

Harry Potter and all young adult fiction are the work of the devil. The devil done write them so kids would read them and not the bible. Real demons are printed with the occult in the pages, so we'll burn the pages and burn the demons before they stop the flow of kids into our churches.

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Suppose you were to vacation in France or germany for two weeks.
Which would you choose and why?

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I am putting this flag down to mark this territory.
This is an international place we can call separate to the outside world.

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all friends and very well known around the net

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This place is dead

Seriously feels like a ghost town in here, where the fuck is all the people gone?

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I'm here because 8chan feels a fucking lot like cuckchan now.
It's double cuckchan basically, I'm confident a lot of you guys know that feel.

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Andrew Yang for president

Vote Andrew Yang for president in 2020. He'll take away corruption and inefficiency in welfare, and give everyone $1000 a month.

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Religion in America:

Step 1 : Do something to piss off other people and do it in the name of religion and religious freedom.

Step 2 : Get told you can't do that.

Step 3 : Whine and complain about how christians are oppressed.

Seriously, this shit is just a broken record over the last 100 years.

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Is this a real chan or is it just another daycare for people too autistic for 4chan?

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Alex brought to tears by a black knight that forced him to watch his ancestor's kid starve to death.

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Old abandonware Dos games

I found a site that lets you play them inside the browser. Some of them are even old visual novels with naked chicks.

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Parkland survivor dies maybe suicide

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Boomers on the way out

>Be me
>on Vacation in small island in carribean
>walking on the beach
>literally every house for sale
>ask a local why
>tells me the boomers that own them are getting to old to make the trip due to medical reasons.

Better have some money saved boys property is gonna be cheap in 10 years. Boomers BTFO

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The establishment is pushing Beto, and this article with all its generation ID poling made me realize that the washington Post readership is probably mostly Gen X. Gen X needs to step aside along with the Boomers, they're all libertarian cucks who want endless deregulation.

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>clipped toenails
>did bed
>did laundry
>vacuumed room

where are my GBP?

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comfy discord server

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I crucified a man today...just to watch him see if I still feel?

Saudi Arabia crucified a man in Mecca while aggressively calling out Canada over human rights
Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try.

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capitalism is shit
>dude you can do anything if you work hard enough lmao XD
except majority of rich people were born into rich families like in some fucking medieval society when I heard Trump got ONLY 1 million dollars from his father I thought I'm gonna LMAO, social mobility is fucking shit right now.

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Feminists hate sexist traditions


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this girl added me on one account and because i ignored her she made two more accounts to add me

you jelly yet, endbums?

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Кривой хуй (crooked dick)

Сап, /b/. Пикрелейтед - стоячий хуй. Не отклонение ли это? Как исправить, если да?

Sup, /b/. Picture related is erected dick. Is this norm or not? How can I fix it if it's not norm?

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Is endchan up for it?

the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will

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just leave it here

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Catheter usage

Is it painful to apply and use such device? Anybody has any experience?

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opiod epidemic

I thought of an idea to curb the opiod epidemic. Press the heroin/fentynal mixtures into pills like mdma is pressed into excstacy. It helps smugglers compressing the powder lowering the surface area. It makes adequite dosages instead of powder in a bag. Never have done heroin i dislike opiates in general and this would stop people from dying and increase profits and brand heroin into a more commoditable peice of exchange.

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Kävin ostamassa kaupasta 80kg suffeleita ja muistikamman. Nyt on hyvä olo.

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West new Britain in the Pacific Ocean

This might be the dumbest unimaginative British name for a new territory I've heard yet.

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Just watched black panther. Not deep or amazing, but I liked it better than any capeshit Ive seen in years. The movie teaches you that choosing leaders by hand to hand combat is retarded, and that you can have the most technologically advanced system but if you have a primative political system you can lose it all.

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Pre-Catholic Philippines was basically Japan and much better. Anito = Kami

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Global Fucking

We need to do more to counter capitalist propaganda and teach teenagers about the problems of capitalism and existential threat of global warming. There is no way capitalism and the status quo will ever stop global warming.

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Nazis and their identity politics

“Identity is the history that has gone into bone and blood and reshaped the flesh. Identity is not what we were but what we have become what we are at this moment.”

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“Identity is the history that has gone into bone and blood and reshaped the flesh. Identity is not what we were but what we have become what we are at this moment.”

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browser thread

gonna try this browser

have been using older firefox forks for awhile, then reluctantly switched mostly to irridium when a lot of my add-ons stopped being supported

falkon is the new name for qupzilla basically but I didn't like it back when I tried it a couple years ago. For the most part every fucking web browser has some issues, be it usability, obvious issues where you're subjected to data mining, lack of a community to leech off of for add-ons etc.

what do you use and why?

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So that's how furries started. I was never able to get into it though. I felt uncanny valley every single time, and I couldn't stand talking animals even in cartoons after I turned maybe 10.

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Science and futuristic engineering thread

There is a new self-healing bio concrete that fixes it's own cracks. This could replace costly and time consuming road repair, and reduce the need for Mexican laborers to stand in the sun.

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Who browses here?

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Vote cloud boot jar for president. She is for good things and against bad things.

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What have you done to improve yourself lately?

Do you work out?

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Want to die?
Well, you are already most likely doing it!

What do you use to cook your food? Whats that, you eat out at restaurants occasionally? You buy processed food? You use non-stick cookware? Know what Teflon is? Kills birds in a matter of minutes...
What about your water? From the tap? All the many hundreds of miles that water has traveled, through pipes, large reservoirs, and onto your body and dishes. Plastic water bottles? BPA? Don't forget about fluoride and heavy metals, they want to participate in the fun too!
Americans love sugar, so much that they pay greatly for it. Soda, cookies, cake, candies, coffee, and other means. High fructose corn syrup is used in the place of real sugar, its cheaper and people don't notice anyways. "Moderation is good" is what they say when any amount kills.
Exercise? I walked to the refrigerator, is that enough? People aren't strong, enduring, or agile anymore. Running? Bet your doing it on cement or concrete with shoes and a terrible posture. Resistance? That bar restricts your range of motion and stresses your joints. Protein power isn't any good either.
Your sitting right now aren't you? Your muscles shortening, your blood pooling, heart struggling for survival, your back slouched over and degraded. Does your chair have an imprint in it? Good chance it does. Can you do a deep squat anymore?
Smells nice! All that asbestos and exhaust from cars and factories! Your lungs don't like it. Asbestos cuts right through your cells and wrecks havoc upon your body.
Right now there are thousands of invisible radio waves around you. Satellites, cell-phones, laptops, Electronic pollution, Etc. How do you think your body likes it? Maybe in the future we can install televisions directly into peoples minds...
Lights? Your brain struggles to determine the state of the day. Artificial light fucks with your pineal gland and makes you think that the sun is still up. Go a day with absolutely no lights, completely different isn't it?
Masturbation? Gaming? Television? Music? Instead of holding dominion over these things, they now hold dominion over you. Music changes your emotions, masturbation steals your nutrients, Gaming destroys your dopamine circuitry, Television implants false memories and thoughts. Your brain can't keep up with it.
Speaking of your mind... How in control of it are you? Emotions? Thoughts? Music? Bet you can't change your emotions at will, lost your ability to do so. It probably has rewired itself multiple times already due to damage from the mistreatment of your body.
Take this! Clothing! Polyester and synthetic fibers. Your lungs and GI tract definitely don't like these, and they are so small you can't see them? Mattresses? Nasty foam that creates cyanide when it burns. Smoke kills people in a fire, not the heat typically. Don't forget about carpets and couches. Your car as well.
Medicine? Vaccines? Superbugs and bacteria from overuse? Taking antidepressants? Adderall? Gotta stay up all night!!! Your body once was able to fight off illness, but it can't anymore. A "perfectly" healthy body is one that is actually far from being perfect, actually compromised if you compare it to an ideal state.

The human body is incredibly good at fixing itself, but all of these factors stress it to the point that it can't keep up. It must fail. Did you know the humans of the past (Developed societies) were said to have lived over 150 years? You didn't learn this, it is quite hard to discover actually. You think your age of 70 is good when it is quite short.

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Are there any must buys on steam?

The last two steam sales I spent two hours searching but couldn't find anything I wanted to buy. At least nothing I wanted and couldn't pirate. I like Japanese platformers, but the only one that interested me is Touhou: Luna Moon, and it isn't even finished yet. I couldn't find any multiplayer games I wanted either...

Maybe I'm getting too old for games and just need to wait 20 years for the kids to stop playing for night and make VR.

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Spammers gonna spam!

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Afghanistan before and after.

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N64 thread [Embed]
Wow, the new high res Majora's Mask hack looks pretty cool. It's sad that actual game companies that own the copyright usually make poor ports, and fail to remaster their games significantly better than the original or what fans can do.

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new meme

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Food looks pretty good tbh [Embed]

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北乃遥 jyanai

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Is this true, /b/?

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I'm bored, /b/.
Post something entertaining.

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8ch/b/ is kill!

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patterns every second

beautiful patterns every second
#kaleidoscope #second #beautiful #patterns

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Ascetics and the hippy phi lo osophies

There are hermits on youtube who look like former hippies. Do you see problems with their philosophy of simple living? I suppose they find it hard to support a family, and are often egoists, or anti-intellectual, or unproductive spiritualists, though they undoubtably have the luxury of being free and nomatic. There's a Boomer on Youtube who just wanders the desert while writing a book about his personal philosophy. He reminds me of a secular prophet, or the Cynics; I know many Zen Buddhists and city hating Romantics extol that lifestyle and condemn consumerism.

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Total women in the U.S. House:

16 Democrats
13 Republicans

89 Democrats
13 Republicans

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Public Enemy#1

Where should we begin telling you how corrupt this rotten sack of feminist shit is ? She has unfairly depicted us and those who share in our beliefs as indifferent. Let me tell you, she has screwed us over numerous times with false drug and rape allegations but nevertheless has managed to gain some credibility. Her mission? To make us victims of her lies, propaganda and misinformation. She will do anything in her power to scapegoat, easy unpopular targets, thereby diverting culpability from herself. Also, she has been openly conspiring to blacklist us, using her “authority” and crooked political tactics, such as lying to the FBI, DEA, etc, as leverage to get us fired! There have been multiple witnesses but thus far no one has had the courage to stand up to her.

Someone please help save our ship and put the fucking cunt in her place!

Judy L Crowley
54 King St Apt 1 Waterville, ME 04901
(207) 616-3008

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How much did Wendys pay Trump for product placement at the white house dinner?

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Hey /b/tards.

I passed out doing excercice on purpouse AMA.

I was listening to Nirvana while that happened.

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Somalian refugees
Funny hearing a refugee condemn the refugee process. Ayaan Hirai Ali is hot and pretty too, would like to see pics of her and other Somalis in the nude even if their clots are torn off. If I lived in Minneapolis I think I'd want to marry an Ex-Muslim Somalian.

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Stranger asks you what time it is = kinda annoying

Stranger asks you what year it is = pretty concerning

Stranger asks you what century it is = extremely exciting

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Jobs that you can do from anywhere

What are some jobs you can do anywhere? I wish I could write and sell fiction well because then I could live anywhere, and then I'd never get bored of traveling and looking for inspiration. I could live in the most remote parts of the world like Svalbard, Norway, and see the northern Lights over and over. Unfortunately most of those areas rely on blue collar labor which I am not cut out for, (when Svalbard's coal mine closes in the near future the job market will contract hard.)

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If I ever built a building, public or private, I'd like to get creative and have optical illusions like this. I am sick of conformity.

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Deep web porn?

Any good onion sites for it?

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is missalice white?

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… the woman is beautiful… she has extraordinary, womanly features… making that quite a woman, for sure…
“And for everybody else in nature… not just this transcendental life-form… what is “transcended” to it… and what was “stop gating” this… reminding me of when you were stopped… how mad it was to stop it… to even go near in the first place… and even have it within your reach… daring to not reach… signalling for it to touch you… by stopping yourself within the reach… giving yourself up for it… practically letting it use you… as that extension…
Which cannot be you yourself… the images which you embodied… you were represented in.”

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endchan /b/ is full of christfags and aut atheistcunts

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he couldn't handle the bantz

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Violet Parr Thread

Guys, I don't understand it but I can't stop thinking about Violet. Like she's so cute and I think I have a cartoon crush on her, but I'm not pedo so I don't understand it. Any anons out there who can relate?

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Flash Media

How fond are you with Flash (be it games or movies) and what are your thoughts on its current state?

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is this a cool chan?

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>"go outside"
>"read a book"
>"go make friends"
>"find a hobby"

are normies this superficial or are they actually so interesting they sincerely do all of the above?

They don't seem to realize that all things are done out of necessity, you want something, you go get it, you are interested in something? you go study it. I think a normie telling you to do any of the above is really just that superficial and clueless. When you read a book you read because you are looking for a particular thing weather you know it or not, like me I heard an excerpt from max stirners "The ego and his own" and was so gripped by it i went and bought the book because i wanted to, cook books and DIYs are also useful to me. Now imagine being so much of a pretentious fuck that you walk into a book store and skim through the books, running your fingers on top of them like some fucking monocle wearing tea drinking top hat wearing pseudo intellectual and picking one out to read just for the sake of it. Thats got to be the most "look how smart i am!" thing you can do. Normalfags aren't practical, they are pretentious.

friends. In this day and age they don't even know why they have friends, back in the day you'd make friends through collaborating with them on something, even if it's just a job, friends can help you do things and reveling is just a side thing you do after an accomplishment. Ask a normie what they do with their friends and they'll say things like party, drink, go to the movies, hang out. They don't do anything productive with them, they are hedonistic to an unhealthy degree. Also the idea of "needing" friends for emotional support is absolute bullshit, sitting around talking about how sad you are isn't "dealing" with anything, it may be a catharsis but it isn't doing anything to address or resolve the problem. It's also pretty well established that losing your shit (especially if you are a man) makes people around you feel uncomfortable as shit, the cure for sadness isn't wallowing in it. normies are needy emotional brats.

I could go on and on, i hate this pretensious, needy emotional brats who frankly are the most insensitive assholes on the planet.

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For all of those who look upon this post, the normal browsers of this website, the agents employed by the government, the individuals who have randomly come across this place, I ask of you the question:


Why? is the question which must be asked of everything, and asked again of the answers to the question and so on. But why?
Why is it that you live your life the way you do? Why is it that you commit the actions which you do? Why are you here? Who are you? Where are you? How are you?

13700000000 is the predicted age of the universe. Thirteen billion, seven hundred million years, compared to the average human lifespan of... 80... in a developed country. We remember the major figures of the past: Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, Ghandi, The Budda, Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Homer, Issac Newton, Alexander The Great, George Washington, John Rockefeller, Benjamin Franklin, and many others, yet we do not remember the billions who lived alongside them, lost to time, not to be remembered.

Will you be remembered? What are you now? You aren't content with your life, your circumstances, your reality, you want it to change. Perhaps it can't? You aren't strong enough? Or, perhaps you are faced with the stone which cannot be moved by any force. This is a large world, many countries, continents, climates, peoples, societies, much to be explored, but very few see it all. Most work for a large portion of their life, others holding dominion over them, cogs in a system that can't think introspectively and see the rest of the world, can't see themselves.

But why?

Never stop questioning. Question your interpretations, question the physical content, question the questioning. Why are you questioning? Why question questioning? All of that which is read on wikipedia and within encyclopedias, is it real? Those physical equations of the quantum world? The current models of the universe and the human mind? What about history? Did any of it happen? Did the past happen, or did you just come into existence moments ago, your memory immediately generated to give the impression of depth? After all, the only time which exists is now, as you read this statement before you.

The past is that which is believed to have occurred.
The future is that which exists within ones mind, but does not exist.
The present is that which exists now, where you are right now. Light emanating from various sources, invisible RF signals all around you, a sea of data, pipes beneath your feet filled with rushing water.

It is the energy of objects in the present which gives birth to time.

"Good" and "Bad" are what you make them, conceptions of the human mind. The lion feels not sorrow for killing the elk, nor does the shark for killing the school of tuna. Killing for allah is that which is fine in Islam, but a sinful action in Christianity. Why yearn for an "Ideal" world, where all is fulfilled? The world is already ideal, you can already do whatever you want, you have hands before you attached to arms, legs, eyes, and ears.

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Any fans of Rage Against the Machine's lyrics? That was back when Gen X was still cool, and before they became old gullible and conformists.

>Transmission third world war third round
>A decade of the weapon of sound above ground
>No shelter if you're lookin' for shade
>I lick shots at the brutal charade
>As the polls close like a casket
>On truth devoured
>A Silent play in the shadow of power
>A spectacle monopolized
>The camera's eyes on choice disguised
>Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
>Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
>Yes a spectacle monopolized
>They hold the reins and stole your eyes
Or the fistagons
>The bullets and bombs
>Who stuff the banks
>Who staff the party ranks
>More for Gore or the son of a drug lord
>None of the above fuck it cut the cord

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podoraha zdec'?

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Check out what is a priority in the crazy land of Fox news.

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fucking isekai

sick of this shit

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Is mewch coming back?

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synopsis if you don't want the corporate jewtube time vortex suck away 10+ minutes of your time

>quackityhq raids furfag discord server

>gets permabanned from the discord platform

>gives moderator that banned him a wtf in email form

>mod is smug faggot and says quackity was banned for spreading hate against fursecuted minorites or some shit

>does a little digging and discovers that the entire discord trust and safety team is comprised chihuahua rapists who got butthurt because he made a lulzy video where he dives into the vibrant and diverse culture of furries


furries raep'd and murdered the entire discord staff and are using the entire platform to brainwash underaged shotas into letting their negholes get suprised yiffed by their knotted micropenises / holocausting everyone who calls them gay

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do you miss 4chan /b/ and wish to kill porn threads, then join

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Create file "file.c"
CTRL-V This:
#include <stdio.h>
In terminal "gcc file.c"
Then "./a.out"
Shit Brix!

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There’s been a lot of debate about what the confederate flag means. The answer’s simple. It means “I didn’t go to college.

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Анимублядский WEBM-тред*
* - Animublyadsky WebM-thread
To search for video sausage we use the following services:
The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:

Dollchan Extension Tools:
This is a custom script that combines many functions that make it easier and more convenient to visit image boards.

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le family sob story

i feel a bit sad, on christmas' eve we were having an argument, and then things heated up and i said to my aunt, "you better worry about living a real life, because when you die, you die for real" she deserved to hear something like that at that moment

the problem?

grandma heard it, as soon as i said it, i could see her looking at the floor, when i was in my early 20s (instead of thinking about getting pussy like i should) i was thinking about death and it's inevitability and that endless cycle of what i should do with my life and why it should matter at all, and as i looked at her, i thought of what would be like to go through that at her age, and that i was to blame for what happened, maybe i'm overthinking it?

i don't know but if i could i would really leave my aunt out of new year's eve

TL;DR: i feel bad for talking about death in front of grandma

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Christianity pushed back the future

Greeks/Romans believed we were made of atoms and tended to think all forms of creationism were ridiculous.
Lucretius believed in a kind of proto-darwinian natural selection around 100 BC. The pagans were relatively advanced empiricists. After that the Christian virus was worse than the black death since it triggered the Dark Ages. You don't get to hear much about it because the church propaganda has been so strong. Edward Gibson's book the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is a classic and it ctiticized Christianity for turning the people away from Earthly affairs after Emperor Augustine, even as the barbarians were at the gate. Christianity fermented violence and strife from intolerance towards the rich and educated pagans and all literary work by pagans, plunging people into dogma and ignorance, and hastening the destruction of the Roman empire. Edward's defining book was censored when the Catholic church added it to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.

If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer, genetically engineered cat girls, massive VR video games with centuries of programming, huge automated factories on the moon, other colonys throughout the solar system and sent a generational mother ship would be half way to Alpha Centauri. I'll never forgive Christianity for depriving me of Alfheim Online and Chobits in my bedroom.

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Stupid Christians [Embed]

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Truly Epic Lulz


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Is 8ch COMP'd?

Getting tons of cloudflare errors today, can't post anything, and pic-related /pol/ thread has gone 404:
But all the other threads on page 1 of the catalog are loading fine. Also the 404 page states:
> 404 - Page Not Found, so either the thread has been deleted or you have been the latest victim of the Alacrity daemon.
It was a big thread with lots of comments (plus the actual videos for the topic in question), so wouldn't just get deleted without anyone noticing, and the alacrity daemon sounds retarded.
But their canary text (We have not been served any secret court orders and are not under any gag orders.) is still present at the bottom of pages, so dunno. Cloudflare cianiggers are fucking with us?

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8chan is down

Does anyone know what's going on with 8chan? It's been down for several hours. 4chan seems to be the same way. This some kind of coordinated attack? Is it time for danknets bunker now?

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Is mewch actually dead? Where will the comfy people go

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mewch is dead

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npc thread


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Mini golf is more fun than real golf. Even mini golf games are more fun than real golf games tbh. Compare Kirby's Dream Course to Mario 64 to see what I mean.

I'd like to have more mini golf courses, with weird themes. Sad to hear they've been shutting down since the 90's because kids would rather sit with their vidya.

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Mini golf is more fun than real golf. Even mini golf games are more fun than real golf games tbh. Compare Kirby's Dream Course to Mario 64 to see what I mean.

I'd like to have more mini golf courses, with weird themes. Sad to hear they've been shutting down since the 90's because kids would rather sit with their vidya.

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If God had long hair, and a goatee. And if his eyes were pretty glazed. If he looked spaced out. Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus? And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place, in the beginning. Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if God smoked cannabis Do you 'spose He had a buzz, When He made the platypus When He created Earth our homes Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones? And do you think He rolls His own? Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home, Maybe He sits and smokes a bone...

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Fake news conspiracy cucks.

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His dark materials

Has anyone read his dark materials? I'm not a little teenager I swear, but I just got around to reading the series and liked it almost as much as Harry Potter. The movie didn't do the first book justice. And the third book had a touching ending that I can't get out of my head.

Turns out that after 20 years, he wrote a sequel 2 months ago tho I en't read it yet.

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What if it snowed sugar every time it snowed?

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P sy op?

So what's up with these bush festivals?

How can these degenerates roll around in mud all day while cooked off their heads?
I'm 22 so I should be into them I just find the whole doof scene really "evil" and I know that seems vague, I just can't put my finger on it.......... Especially with all these new "synthetic" trips and what's being pumped out of these chinese mega-labs, who knows how it's going to effect these people years down the track.

There's more to this Anon's I just know it.

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Father finger father finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Mommy finger mommy finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Brother finger brother finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Sister finger sister finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Baby finger baby finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?

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