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Extinction rebellion Anonymous 05/09/2019 (Thu) 01:36:57 [Preview] No. 20622 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm writing this to show my solidiarity with our comrades in London, without actually doing anything. I wish there were more protests like this, and I hope they do something to stop the cataclysmic environmental damage wrought by growth at all costs capitalism. Someday the world might just have to go on strike, because when all the workers stop producing food, the rich will find out they can't eat money.


Son kills self after circumcision Anonymous 04/23/2019 (Tue) 22:50:50 [Preview] No. 20486 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

This procedure is usually unnecessary and risky, and it should be banned or at least much more carefully regulated.
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Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 05:03:01 [Preview] No.20612 del
By the way, I can't walk around normally if I don't cover it with it's skin. It's that sensitive.

Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 05:06:42 [Preview] No.20613 del
I have a callous so that's not a problem, except if I apply lotion twice a day for a couple weeks, because then it can turn uncomfortably sensitive. But I still think skintight elastic underwear would address the sensitivity.

Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 05:12:05 [Preview] No.20614 del
Callous? I don't know that word. Google isn't really helpful here.

An uncircumcised dick requires pretty much no maintenance at all. Even when masturbating or having sex quite often. At least mine doesn't, tough I do clean it.

Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 05:24:00 [Preview] No.20616 del
Alternate spelling is callus, which means thick skin formed by abrasion. All circumcised penises develop it, just like if you play a guitar. I don't "maintain mine" with lotions, not yet anyway, but I heard when I'm older circumcised penises can sometimes dry out and lose sensitivity. The lotions are just for jacking off.

Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 05:28:28 [Preview] No.20617 del

My dick has not developed thick skin or anything. I don't know how common that is.

Anonymous 12/15/2018 (Sat) 02:56:36 [Preview] No. 19303 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is this a real chan or is it just another daycare for people too autistic for 4chan?
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Anonymous 03/25/2019 (Mon) 16:53:56 [Preview] No.20195 del
just a video with jim and hotwheels on >>>/webm/

Anonymous 03/25/2019 (Mon) 17:22:14 [Preview] No.20202 del
hey BO, 4u

Anonymous 03/25/2019 (Mon) 17:58:23 [Preview] No.20203 del
thanks bae, did you make the original one I stole too?

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Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 02:01:19 [Preview] No.20607 del
I go here because gay government blocked 4chan from VPN

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Anonymous 04/28/2019 (Sun) 16:25:07 [Preview] No. 20530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
there are people in the world

Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 01:45:02 [Preview] No.20606 del
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Dear god!

Anonymous 04/21/2019 (Sun) 02:43:57 [Preview] No. 20451 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I was once in church & a man stood up & said "God is not a logically sound concept". Pastor broke down in tears. Everyone stood & clapped. That man walked out & everyone followed him, listening to his tales of logic. That man's name was Steven Hawking.

Anonymous 05/08/2019 (Wed) 00:20:25 [Preview] No.20605 del
Stop patrick your scaring them

Anonymous 05/06/2019 (Mon) 16:57:33 [Preview] No.20592 del
why she fuckin a ghost tho

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Anonymous 05/06/2019 (Mon) 23:33:31 [Preview] No.20596 del
I think this will be the last chan I end on. I'm just waiting for something better than image boards to come along. Twitter always feels the same. Maybe we just need an anonymous version of Twitter with the same character limits.

Anonymous 05/07/2019 (Tue) 21:40:02 [Preview] No.20600 del
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Yeah, nothing scratches the itch.
Nonymous sites sacrifice content to personality/celebrity.
Anonymous, unmoderated sites get spammed.
Anonymous, moderated sites get taken over by factions that require anonymity to avoid retribution/persecution.
So, no place for those who simply desire anonymity for good general content.

Anonymous 02/15/2019 (Fri) 23:12:44 [Preview] No. 19892 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Trump declares emergency for border wall, House panel launches probe

>With an emergency formally declared, Trump left Washington to travel to his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida for a holiday break.

Other leaks show he spends 60% of everyday not working, and just watching News, tweeting or goofing around. You can't make this shit up.
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Anonymous 05/06/2019 (Mon) 16:28:46 [Preview] No.20588 del
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unrelated but do you like or have you heard of this guy commiebro?

A lot of the stuff in that pic though I think is unrealistic. Legalzing marijuana at the federal level would be almost as hard as repealing the second amendment or some other major overhaul. The pharmaceutical companies have too much at stake in something like that. Psychological stuff alone, most workaday issues, could probably be solved by marijuana. Major production of marjiuana and refinement of hemp production could hurt the cereal and paper/logging industries even which is why it was made illegal in the first place. Bernie won't really be in a place to get money out of politics because if Bernie were elected he'll face just as much opposition from the legistlature no matter what side is in control.

Anonymous 05/06/2019 (Mon) 23:19:16 [Preview] No.20594 del
Sure, but you need to elect people who are the left of what you want or else they will just compromise toward the neoliberal center and then you'll get no new regulations or changes whatsoever. That's why Biden who is anti-universal Medicare, and pro regime changes abroad is a no go. In fact when he was starting out there is even video of him saying he was ready to prostitute himself to the big donors, but they told him to come back when he was 40. He's way past 40 now!

== Joe Biden Wants Everyone to Lower Their Expectations == Anonymous 05/06/2019 (Mon) 23:42:35 [Preview] No.20597 del

Anonymous 05/07/2019 (Tue) 12:12:02 [Preview] No.20599 del
Maybe people should lower their expectations, I have. I expect the same BULLSHIT as usual, no matter which side, a massive pile of dog shit & vomit spray painted red, white and blue, how fucking cute.

Thousands of biblical contradictions in the bible Anonymous 05/07/2019 (Tue) 00:21:34 [Preview] No. 20598 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Would love to hear theists argue their way out of this.

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Anonymous 05/06/2019 (Mon) 05:03:48 [Preview] No. 20586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 05/05/2019 (Sun) 11:29:45 [Preview] No. 20585 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone know where the lainbot group tox chat go?