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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 18:20:04 [Preview] No. 10679 [Reply]
RAIDing upcoming

https://discord.gg/hSQuB



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How do I know for sure that my sister wants to fuck me? Anonymous 12/07/2016 (Wed) 21:56:42 [Preview] No. 10459 [Reply]
I've been wanting to fuck her for awhile and I'm almost 100% sure she wants the same but not completely sure. I might be taking normal things as signs that she wants to fuck me and I could be misunderstanding. I'll give examples of stuff she's done

One time I was in my room studying Latin (yes, Latin) while my parents were gone and she asked me if I wanted to come into the kitchen to do my Latin, and she was wearing a bit more of a revealing shirt than she usually does which really outlined her tits. Not realizing what she couldve been doing, I said no because I wanted to play Halo and when I said no she sounded really disappointed .

She has made multiple possible sexual references when she talked to me but were very subtle such as when I say "I'm hungry" and for seemingly no reason she says something like "Really now?"

The other day while my parents were gone I was in the living room waiting while suddenly for no reason at all she just stops studying to watch a mechanical little Christmas play we have on our buffet which she never watches. She rested her head and her really nice ass was pointed out and she was moving kinda lewdly. Not sure what to do I kept eating (Btw, she never, ever randomly stops studying and when she does she never just watches random stuff). Suddenly my parents came home and once she heard the door and stood up straight as if she was only watching the play.

I posted about part of this on 8chin a few months ago but like a cuck I did nothing. If I am 100000% sure she wants to fuck me I will act on it and I could possibly be having "hot incestious sex tonight" and many other nights ahead of me. What do you guys think?
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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 02:51:08 [Preview] No. 10609 del
>>10608
Shit, I just realized that's technically molestation

Fuck this shit what am I thinking


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:04:52 [Preview] No. 10655 del
Try answering her signs when she does some next time.


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:37:02 [Preview] No. 10656 del
>>10655
This, then make sure to post a picture of her body on /b/ while telling us how it felt to fuck her.


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 06:17:45 [Preview] No. 10661 del
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>>10656
>>10656
JC! Paul, yea, you gonna explain to me y dafuq u left my HIDDEN terminal open at the apt w/ all your shit everywhere? wtf is vore ne way holy shit it's just everywhere you have goddamn nano augs nigger y dafuq u installin yahoo toolbar fam? u lucky they activated mah kill switch nigga or i'd kill ya whole family nigger church.



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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 04:19:44 [Preview] No. 10654 [Reply]
My goal is to become exactly like Ron Swanson. How do I accomplish this?


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 05:55:41 [Preview] No. 10658 del
ironically it would be to stop emulating a television character son. Although if you're that big of a fan of parks and rec you'd know the pyramid thing he did that they showed once. It's based off of John Wooden's, late great UCLA basketball coach.



Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 01:08:07 [Preview] No. 10650 [Reply]
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOME Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 01:16:52 [Preview] No. 10651 del
>>10650
>not posting video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw [Embed]



Anonymous 12/18/2016 (Sun) 15:36:33 [Preview] No. 10633 [Reply]
> how 2 bcome nun?

Maybe ask the Pope that's on the bench, he seems to like women more than the reigning one. One dethroned the other.

Maybe just get the costume and start acting like it, but don't fuck up. Watch the old Sally Fields TV show, she's a damn good nun.



Stream Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 23:20:59 [Preview] No. 10628 [Reply]
gois check out my stream, its for charity



Jayne Herring: false rape accuser, abusing child support system Anonymous 06/08/2016 (Wed) 10:00:09 [Preview] No. 7257 [Reply]
Jayne Herring: abusing child support system, cheating on her rich husband, lying about being raped and abused by her family, etc. Had second daughterFeb 19th. Father unknown, rich husband thinks it's his.

Endometriosis, two miscarriages. Selling Laguna Beach house to move back to Dallas and take older daughter away from her father.

Full story: http://leekyforums.com/thread/4364951/miscellaneous/repost-with-archive-link-feminist-from-hell.html

Jayne Herring dox:

Jayne Herring, Jayne Chobot Herring, Jayne Marie Herring

FOR SALE
420 Osgood Court
Laguna Beach, CA 92651

(917) 757-9075

JayneHerring@icloud.com

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Anonymous 08/24/2016 (Wed) 14:58:16 [Preview] No. 8642 del
This election is proof of why single mothers shouldn't have suffrage.


jayne herring Anonymous 09/10/2016 (Sat) 06:37:41 [Preview] No. 9142 del


Anonymous 09/16/2016 (Fri) 12:35:11 [Preview] No. 9272 del
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this is also a dumb cunt

two of them ack chually



Lets bully a shill Anonymous 12/16/2016 (Fri) 00:07:19 [Preview] No. 10587 [Reply]
/pol/ here,the leftists have decided to create a "New Ann Frank" in order to stir up support for starting a war with Russia and their allies. The person running this account is based out of Cali and was retarded enough to leave their DM open. Anyone up for fucking with this shill?
Links
https://archive.is/i5uEO
https://twitter.com/AlabedBana


Anonymous 12/16/2016 (Fri) 00:10:31 [Preview] No. 10588 del
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Here is a sample of what I have sent so far. anyone interested in joining in or providing


Anonymous 12/16/2016 (Fri) 00:25:23 [Preview] No. 10589 del
shameless self bump, anyone got any gore/hardcore degeneracy they wanna float my way for this?


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random Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 19:31:06 [Preview] No. 10584 [Reply]
new here in endchan



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OP Trigger The Bitch Anonymous 11/29/2016 (Tue) 01:14:16 [Preview] No. 10368 [Reply]
I think we are all getting sick of Laci Green's shit. She has been stealing money from people now, it's time for us to rise up and fuck that bitch up real good.

>Goals:

>Destroy Her Partnership with Fullscreen
>Find who her advertisers are and email them in mass to make her lose money
>Burn down her support networks and expose her for the thief she is.

Laci has lost so much support on her channels she works for that she can't make enough money. So she opts to steal money from any channel that talks about her. When they try to defend themselves she denies the appeals and threatens strikes if they don't hand over her money. Are we gonna let this feminazi mafia bitch take away our right to talk shit and get lulz from making fun of her?!

She is the biggest lolcow on the internet. We gotta get this bitch triggered.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gnNCv3kEFOc [Embed]
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Anonymous 12/01/2016 (Thu) 22:36:37 [Preview] No. 10386 del
>>10373
>sending dildos to some "sex-positive" cunt who regularly discusses foreskins and optimal masturbation techniques on the internet
You're not supposed to do things that they'll thank you for, you spunktrumpet.

With that said though, inundating her with shit manufactured by Trump-owned companies could work.


Anonymous 12/02/2016 (Fri) 04:56:13 [Preview] No. 10388 del
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>>10382
were it so easy

>>10386
oh she talks about cute stuff like that?


Anonymous 12/02/2016 (Fri) 09:04:01 [Preview] No. 10389 del
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>>10386
>You're not supposed to do things that they'll thank you for, you spunktrumpet.

Kek i do not think that would always be the case if we sent so many at a time she could be wearied out i am just trying to come up with ideas here now cut the political bullshit and lets have some old fashioned LULZ


Anonymous 12/02/2016 (Fri) 19:34:02 [Preview] No. 10392 del
Laci Green puts raw garlic up her pussy. - https://youtube.com/watch?v=H7VAHWdr8Ww [Embed]
It's to stop vampires raping her.


Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 15:38:11 [Preview] No. 10580 del
>>10384
>If this isn't the deepweb I don't know what is.
>deepweb
shit rly?
We hackerz now, biatches

I knew this was somewhat deep I just didn't think of it that way cuz it's easy to find links

>>10380
>getting butthurt over 'pretending-to-be-new' bait
>even if it is new ur still butthurt
Rating: fag/5