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8chan spamming tool Anonymous 06/05/2019 (Wed) 02:44:25 [Preview] No. 20807 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
pip install requests beautifulsoup4
and then python file.py
will create config.ini, tells you how to customize it
wouldn't recommend doing it without a fuckload of proxies though
but works on all boards without a captcha/thread limit of 0
source code: https://pastebin.com/1WQp39hi
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Anonymous 06/09/2019 (Sun) 15:38:12 [Preview] No.20869 del
superior brazilian homo-tech

Anonymous 06/10/2019 (Mon) 12:30:26 [Preview] No.20875 del
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Anonymous 06/11/2019 (Tue) 01:44:59 [Preview] No.20879 del
/b/ is basically the training ground for this script. Kotchan did it, now Rinko poster did it, nice.

Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 19:40:14 [Preview] No.21219 del

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Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 09:06:41 [Preview] No. 21217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. Want to play some minecraft with industrial mods? An anon made a server with world 500x500 blocks. Goal is to take over this world with your monopolization and destroy it. Who will do this — winner.
Version: 1.12.2 Forge
Mods: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1WnN5eyuK9dp26okI0IS9YUA5eH_43S95
Address: tu4ka.ddns.net

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Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 02:24:20 [Preview] No. 21216 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


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I HATE LESBIANS! Anonymous 04/28/2019 (Sun) 03:53:57 [Preview] No. 20526 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and save these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Anonymous 05/10/2019 (Fri) 01:13:38 [Preview] No.20628 del
i need to take more naps

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 17:58:03 [Preview] No.21181 del
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Anonymous 07/06/2019 (Sat) 00:10:29 [Preview] No.21204 del
Girls don't experiment with one another, they experiment with getting more attention.

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Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 18:28:05 [Preview] No. 21200 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I say we let in as many Mexicans and Latinx as we can so the alt-right/Republicans will have an aneurysm and die. The USA can learn to speak Spanish. And Africa can annex Latin America and take the pressure off of Europe.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 23:06:39 [Preview] No.21203 del
anyone who believes the OP pic might just literally be retarded.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 00:58:44 [Preview] No. 21189 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why is this place /leftyb/?

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 01:37:40 [Preview] No.21191 del
Why are people still falling for the left-right dichotomy?
That's because that's how you create false consciousness.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 02:53:46 [Preview] No.21193 del
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Because admitting reality has a strong leftist correlation.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 06:42:19 [Preview] No.21196 del
Because privatization as ideology is stupid.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nP95Frc0v4k [Embed]

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 10:24:51 [Preview] No.21198 del
Gender differences aren't a social construct.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 18:10:26 [Preview] No.21199 del
Most lefty arguments aren't about gender, and most differences like fashion are actually social constructs.

Runaway climate change continues Anonymous 04/13/2019 (Sat) 04:30:30 [Preview] No. 20394 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"The Last Time CO2 Levels Were This High It Was 3 Million Years Ago."


>Sea levels were 20 meters higher
>Greenland was green
>Antarctica had trees

I just don't see us stopping it before it thaws Antarctica as long as get-rich-now capitalism remains unchecked. When are we going to make the best of it? We need to just abandon the equator, kill off the penguins and colonize the edge of Antarctica. I'm going to be the first to buy land in Antarctica as soon as it's legal.
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Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 20:36:18 [Preview] No.21188 del
The United States has less renewable than a third world country like India.

Electricity generated by renewable energy:

USA = 12.2 %
India = 22% (and set to rise to 40% in 10 years.)

Meanwhile the USA does nothing and blames other countries.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 01:35:33 [Preview] No.21190 del
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>Most of the pollution from China probably makes American products, and America needs to be the adult in the room. Once America gets serious then other countries can be pressured into following,
Once America gets serious she gets weak. That's why it'll never get serious
>I found out you can power your smartphone with a $60 solar panel from Best Buys. Or at least power a battery that could charge your phone. Coupled with the whole world agreeing to less suicidal economic growth, we can stop killing Gaia and still have smartphones and shitposting.
You know how much toxic shit goes into your smartphone's battery alone right?
Also solar\wind power plants need to have batteries themselves to achieve any reliability. Also I doubt that they'll ever be able provide the same throughput as their fossil-fuel ones.

Maybe nuclear energy is our best bet, at least it doesn't produce waste in such an uncontrollable manner and the waste can be buried somewhere.

Although again without strict control the waste will be all over the place.
So, to actually fight global warming a benevolent government needs to be established, with abolition of competition in such areas.
I guess this planet's climate itself is made up by Jews and neo bolsheviks and also the Chinese.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 02:52:05 [Preview] No.21192 del
>you: let's ignore this serious problem
>also you: it's not real
>it's da jooos!

Hey science denier, if atmospheres don't increasing heat then why is the moon colder than Earth and why is Venus 600 degrees? Why is the side of mercury that faces away from the sun freezing cold just like the moon?

I think nuclear will have a place in some overcast northern countries, but there are much better solutions for America. The west coast/Texas can go solar, the east coast can go wind and tidal, and a national electric grid can move the power from west to east and back. The midwest can use hydro, thermo, or windmills. Nuclear can be used to make up the difference when the wind isn't blowing and the sun isn't out, but it's still dangerous and isn't the long-term solution.

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 05:20:01 [Preview] No.21194 del
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>its a myth
Meanwhile in France the record heatwave continues...

Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 08:43:42 [Preview] No.21197 del
>you: let's ignore this serious problem
>also you: it's not real
Never said either of these. What I said is, this problem isn't gonna be handled. I do believe this is a serious problem that *must* be handled, I just don't believe it will be.
The only way it gets handled is if it starts seriously bothering the super rich, which I think isn't gonna happen any time soon if ever and definitely not until the middle class in first world countries have faced its consequences.
>it's da jooos!
That last sentence about juice was ironic, I thought I made it obvious.

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Anonymous 05/10/2019 (Fri) 20:11:03 [Preview] No. 20631 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Science finds yhere was no difference in the amount of time spent looking at the human and non-human breasts. "A study of eye gaze while looking at female robots."

I would rather have a robot slave than a wife.

Anonymous 05/12/2019 (Sun) 10:16:01 [Preview] No.20635 del
is that the study of just men OP? gotta link?

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 17:55:31 [Preview] No.21180 del
Don't fucking refer to a robot as a slave, servant, or anything close to that. The SJWs and feminazis will fight for their rights to be freed from enslavement. They won't view them as property just like they don't view subhuman species as property.

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 19:33:05 [Preview] No.21187 del
The only sub-human species are the alt-righters who haven't developed immunity from fascism. Such immunity usually but not always requires cultivation from philosophy or other forms of education.

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Holocaust Anonymous 04/07/2019 (Sun) 20:28:21 [Preview] No. 20315 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What the best way to kill a Jew?
What's the most fun way to kill a Jew?

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 18:03:14 [Preview] No.21184 del
With extreme prejudice.

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 19:22:11 [Preview] No.21185 del
Enough stale 2000s jokes about killing Jews, reject the racism which is leading to totalitarianism, and find new jokes. Educate yourself about the evils of totalitarianism whose speech you copy:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VJb9S7BOP2s [Embed]

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Burn the books Anonymous 04/02/2019 (Tue) 00:17:56 [Preview] No. 20237 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Harry Potter and all young adult fiction are the work of the devil. The devil done write them so kids would read them and not the bible. Real demons are printed with the occult in the pages, so we'll burn the pages and burn the demons before they stop the flow of kids into our churches.

Anonymous 04/03/2019 (Wed) 01:58:28 [Preview] No.20249 del
thanks a lot satan now i have a boner thinking of emma watson riding a broomstick

Anonymous 04/03/2019 (Wed) 03:01:44 [Preview] No.20250 del
the fire rises beratna

Anonymous 04/28/2019 (Sun) 23:55:20 [Preview] No.20534 del
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I don't really agree with burning things from Hindus, No need to willingly offend people

But on the other hand harry potter has been pretty cancerous, so kudos to Poland

>In comes the obligatory spam for that girl found in every conversation about that book series.

Eww dude, she's british. That is objectively gross brah

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 18:01:13 [Preview] No.21182 del
Joanne Rowling has always looked like she could use a good had fuck and facial.

Anonymous 07/04/2019 (Thu) 18:02:13 [Preview] No.21183 del
Joanne Rowling has always looked like she could use a good hard fuck and facial.