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Anonymous 05/10/2018 (Thu) 07:03:21 [Preview] No. 16394 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

Anonymous 05/11/2018 (Fri) 02:13:24 [Preview] No.16398 del
Get a job NEET

Anonymous 05/11/2018 (Fri) 15:51:35 [Preview] No.16401 del
I think capitalism is OK with that, at least you were able to BUY a keyboard and computer (thanks to capitalism) in order to protest against it. Knowing the failures of socialism and communism around the world I wish you luck. :)

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 00:31:16 [Preview] No.16071 del
I do not store porn on my computer. I only store decent pics that may show some cleavage or ass. I try to avoid porn because it is unhealthy and acts as a sterilizer (making men too lazy to get off their asses and occasionally have sex as they should).

Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 03:51:13 [Preview] No.16072 del
Looks like we got a classy motherfucker here

Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 23:53:31 [Preview] No.16173 del
Oh I didn't mean porn (the idea of posting cute girls to counter fags and CP is more than welcome), just maybe girls with heavier... Assets, like "antispam43.jpg", the gif with tig ol' bitties and the udderly gorgeous Asian.

Basically, "moar tats plz"

Anonymous 05/11/2018 (Fri) 13:47:59 [Preview] No.16400 del
Hey, this thread seem interesting.

Bump, I guess.

Anonymous 06/13/2018 (Wed) 17:15:08 [Preview] No.17099 del

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Anonymous 05/04/2018 (Fri) 18:09:07 [Preview] No. 16354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just failed to do a triforce. I feel worthless /b/.
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Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 00:17:52 [Preview] No.16377 del
And you still fucked it up. Life is hard as a potato

Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 16:44:48 [Preview] No.16389 del
Fuck you 🖕


Anonymous 05/10/2018 (Thu) 07:05:59 [Preview] No.16395 del
I spent years looking for the room with the triforce in OoT after seeing it in a gamer mag, but it's fake, it isn't real, my childhood was a lie.

Anonymous 05/10/2018 (Thu) 10:13:39 [Preview] No.16396 del
Do jabus belly with just a quarter a press and youll get it.

Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 22:21:56 [Preview] No. 16390 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 23:30:06 [Preview] No.16391 del
stop yelling, and nobody cares

Anonymous 05/09/2018 (Wed) 01:06:06 [Preview] No.16392 del
where do I find thotchan?

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Youtube videos Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 06:59:21 [Preview] No. 16385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 12:35:42 [Preview] No.16388 del
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Choice vs. Genetics Anonymous 05/07/2018 (Mon) 11:58:48 [Preview] No. 16371 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Which one is the the bigger fucking racist, Kanye or Jon?
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Anonymous 05/07/2018 (Mon) 12:09:42 [Preview] No.16374 del
Kanye West has internalized whiteness which should be obvious, and JonTron is an Arab who said introducing muslims into the gene pool will pollute American whiteness that made it great. Is Kanye's choice to be white and make opinions based on it more or less racist than Jon's idea that genetic non-whiteness is not a choice?

Anonymous 05/07/2018 (Mon) 16:35:15 [Preview] No.16375 del

Only whites can be racist, silly.

Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 00:20:04 [Preview] No.16378 del
Fuckin retards like you is the reason abortions exist

Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 02:10:50 [Preview] No.16380 del
Trump. They all believe in Dragon energy though.

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Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 02:10:17 [Preview] No. 16379 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is funny, Hokkaido was briefly a democratic country with its own president.

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irony Anonymous 04/27/2018 (Fri) 11:08:19 [Preview] No. 16315 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what? It is ironic if it rains on your wedding day. During and after the 90's there was a recurring idea that this kind of stuff is "just a coincidence" because there's nobody present who is having an ironical attitude about it. The mistake is clear, too many people who don't understand conjugation took the phrase "I was just being ironic" to mean "me being ironic is what makes this situation ironic". This is not what ironic means. When a situation is capable of facilitating irony, that means the situation is ironic whether or not there's a single hipster around capitalizing on the chance, by being ironical and technically being also part of the situation that is ironic.

Furthermore the moment you say "I was being ironic" is the one and only reason you're now utterly failing at being ironic. Why'd you start being ironic anyway if you can't roll with the punches and stay ironic? Do a crime ironically and ironically go to jail so you're not in my face anymore.

Anonymous 04/27/2018 (Fri) 11:29:02 [Preview] No.16316 del
>durr no one has to be there to experience irony
Shut up. You know Alanis Morissette's song should have been Coincidence.

"Isn't it coincidence? Don't ya think? A little too much of a coincidence. Yeah, I really do think, it's like raiaaaaaaaaiiiin."

Anonymous 04/27/2018 (Fri) 12:26:36 [Preview] No.16317 del
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>"microscopic life didn't exist until the invention of the microscope"
say durr again

Anonymous 05/06/2018 (Sun) 22:20:10 [Preview] No.16367 del
One of the miseries of princes is to have flatterers even around their deathbed.

Anonymous 05/06/2018 (Sun) 07:50:10 [Preview] No. 16359 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thanks for the filesize limit endchan.

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Anonymous 05/06/2018 (Sun) 08:11:13 [Preview] No.16362 del
in case anyone was curious