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Google Translate Forbidden Anonymous 10/29/2016 (Sat) 20:54:57 [Preview] No. 9937 [Reply]
How come I get this error when I try to translate https://endchan.xyz/librejp/ ?

Same thing happens with 2chan.
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Anonymous 10/30/2016 (Sun) 14:14:49 [Preview] No. 9943 del
>>9942
So suggest another alternative then (no js pls).
This happens on Tor too on their own site.
Not even one word is allowed.


Anonymous 10/30/2016 (Sun) 14:16:44 [Preview] No. 9944 del
Learn japanese, fuckwit.


Anonymous 10/30/2016 (Sun) 18:53:17 [Preview] No. 9946 del
>>9943
I think you have to do this the hard way - copy & paste whatever nip text you need translated.


Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 14:52:09 [Preview] No. 10010 del
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I don't think Google translate works without Javascript at all anymore, for either site or word translation. You'll either have to allow JS or learn Japanese.


Anonymous 11/04/2016 (Fri) 07:58:12 [Preview] No. 10037 del
>>10010
>I don't think Google translate works without Javascript at all anymore
ah, i thought google translate is blocking tor.

so how to circumvent? i looked for alternative translators and found this thread:
https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=167144

tl;dr:
use apertium or install android in a VM and use the google translate offline client.
i haven't tried apertium yet but it's in gentoo unstable.



Anonymous 09/26/2016 (Mon) 19:41:05 [Preview] No. 9390 [Reply]
My fat piece of shit cousin says he'll snitch on me and tell my parents about my image board use if I don't but him a pack of Oreos every day. What do I do?
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Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 18:55:55 [Preview] No. 10012 del
whatever you do don't let him extort you


Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 19:12:07 [Preview] No. 10013 del
>>9390
Fitness for human consumption was not part of the deal, I take it? Then this contract is sealed.


Anonymous 11/01/2016 (Tue) 07:04:32 [Preview] No. 10017 del
>>9390
i dont believe you have a cousin, enjoy your oreos.


Anonymous 11/03/2016 (Thu) 04:57:38 [Preview] No. 10028 del
rape the fat piece of shit.

He wont fuck with you.


Anonymous 11/03/2016 (Thu) 07:14:27 [Preview] No. 10029 del
>>10028
there's offbrand ones at aldi's that are almost just as good so throw him those every other day till he forgets or just say naw I gave you some yesterday. He'll probably think of it just before he accidentally offs himself during his brief but nonetheless significant foray into auto erotic asphyxiation so I'd just say hey ya know, spend some doshins on some nibs for the kid on now knowing all that cause he'll be gone soon enough I reckon.



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Quality Thread Anonymous 10/14/2016 (Fri) 20:04:28 [Preview] No. 9677 [Reply]
Just shot this in Sousei no Onmyouji. My quality folder is empty aside from the "I'M CUTE?" image macro though because I successfully purged my drive last summer and lost everything. Also, I miss the old days with fun newfag threads.
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Anonymous 10/14/2016 (Fri) 23:38:54 [Preview] No. 9684 del
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>>9682
What is this? A taxi for ants?


Anonymous 10/15/2016 (Sat) 16:49:20 [Preview] No. 9707 del
>>9684
Other mammals other than foxes can serve as transportation means for small insects. I don't know what you're implying.


Anonymous 10/15/2016 (Sat) 20:00:55 [Preview] No. 9711 del
>>9677
>fun newfag thread
Are we in one right now?


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>>9711
bump



jim profit ???????? Anonymous 09/07/2016 (Wed) 09:15:57 [Preview] No. 9086 [Reply]
any turbo old fags from 4chan remember the J-i-m P-r-o-f-i-t meme? I never knew what it meant but apparently YEARS ago when people would post that name in any thread, they would instantly be banned for very long, or even permanently.

my question is Did some people on 4chan years ago predict that a person they didn't know yet named Jim would own the new 8chan that they didn't know existed yet, and turn it from a non-profit website into a profit website that collects data?

there have been people permabanned from 8chan for discussing jim.

what do you make of this?
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Anonymous 09/07/2016 (Wed) 17:08:49 [Preview] No. 9094 del
>what do you make of this?

Oh, I didn't address your question ... the meta discussion situation is analogous to copy-write/filesharing as it stands today. The "safer" servers regular folks use are all located across the borders, in Russia, China, etc. So too does site meta discussion tend to occur offsite. Useful 4chan meta is found on 8chan, 8chan is found here, elsewhere, etc.

No one's perfect but the site operators of Endchan seem pretty reasonable, so most of what I know about Endchan was learned right here on Endchan. No matter though, should the situation change there's plenty of space for meta discussion off site.


Anonymous 09/07/2016 (Wed) 17:28:18 [Preview] No. 9095 del
Jim prophecy

It has been partially fufilled.


This is a definie corrolation. To what extent I do not know but I thought Jim Profit was like Hal Turner but the more I think of it I do not remember this from ED I remember seeing people do that get banned for saying Jim Profit.


Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 12:53:15 [Preview] No. 10007 del
>>9095


This is probably a stretch but could there be any possibility that Jim Profit actually is Jim Watkins?


The name Jim Profit reminds me of Sam Hyde/Hide (which is a pseudonym taken from a famous liar of New England folklore). Not that I am suggesting Sam is related to this at all


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Jim Profit was a real dude who got banned for trolling, but just to fuel your paranoid autism I'll point out that he used "Grumpy Piggy" as an alias.


Anonymous 11/01/2016 (Tue) 07:03:41 [Preview] No. 10016 del
>>10008
Grumpy pig?
US Acres?
SHELDON
>Bazinga
Fuggggggggg....



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Hello End/b/, I propose to you an inter-/b/ Minecraft factions server Anonymous 07/15/2016 (Fri) 21:48:48 [Preview] No. 8108 [Reply]
This server will be a survival mode, anarchy-like factions server. This should be pretty self-explanatory, but in case it isn't, the server would work like this: The random or /b/ of all chans can play on this server and make a faction that represents themselves. (A faction for each /b/: 16/b/, 8/b/, 4/b/, End/b/, /fam/, /sp/-/r/, etc.) No other boards, just /b/. There are no real rules to the server other than that, it's survival of the fittest. Simple.

BO's get automatic authority in the faction if they chose to play on the server.

Thoughts?

Main thread: https://16chan.nl/b/thread/6001
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Anonymous 10/30/2016 (Sun) 18:59:51 [Preview] No. 9947 del
>>9939
Sam won't rest till he's dealt with the Jewish problem, heck, he won't rest till he's taken care of all of us.


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>>9947

Sam is a Freemason. Also a Jew himself. HE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. Pic related.


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>>9948
♫Hello darkness, my old friend♫


Anonymous 10/31/2016 (Mon) 19:19:18 [Preview] No. 10014 del
>>9832
Not to disagree with you or anything but this faggot tryhard's thread really didn't deserve that free bump

And lemme guess, the server's still running and still "0/200" despite how hard it was spammed on every imageboard all summer.


Anonymous 11/04/2016 (Fri) 08:21:36 [Preview] No. 10038 del
>still no minetest
what is this, faggotchan?



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Good heavens, look at the time! Anonymous 10/30/2016 (Sun) 08:46:08 [Preview] No. 9941 [Reply]
Almost forgot to post this.


Anonymous 10/30/2016 (Sun) 15:45:26 [Preview] No. 9945 del
lel



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upstore bypass Anonymous 09/20/2016 (Tue) 04:44:54 [Preview] No. 9310 [Reply]
any way to bypass upstore.net?



Anonymous 09/08/2016 (Thu) 00:06:08 [Preview] No. 9098 [Reply]
So, how will shit end, endchan?
War? Famine? Ayy lmaos?
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Anonymous 10/03/2016 (Mon) 22:40:01 [Preview] No. 9441 del
>>9100
Hey, i made that picture c:


Anonymous 10/25/2016 (Tue) 13:39:49 [Preview] No. 9893 del
>>9100


Half life 3 is real life


Anonymous 10/25/2016 (Tue) 15:31:36 [Preview] No. 9894 del
>>9100

people buy into every shit ayyliums give them including making them superstrong but ultimately dependent and/or plugged into a kind of augmented reality


In some ways this has already happened.... You're plugged into it right now. internet culture. Memes ARE the cyber demons


Anonymous 10/28/2016 (Fri) 22:12:40 [Preview] No. 9930 del
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>>9894
memes are the cyber demons, anon... but the real demons are hidden well among us, where you least expect them


Anonymous 10/29/2016 (Sat) 03:09:21 [Preview] No. 9934 del
>>9894
>>9930
I really want to say screw you but there's something fucked up going on here. I hoped we're relatively safe till the Hoover Dam breaks.



ITT: Meet our lord and saviour JEFF GOLDBLUM Anonymous 10/27/2016 (Thu) 23:48:09 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply]
Discuss why Jeff Goldblum is a great person and the closest thing to perfection out there.


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#OpAnimalCruelty Anonymous 09/23/2016 (Fri) 03:25:57 [Preview] No. 9345 [Reply]
Hello

We are Anonymous.

And some of us are currently designing, organizing and starting a new Worldwide Operation.
The Operation is:
________

---#OP ANIMAL CRUELTY---
________



_______________


The Modern Animal Farming and Exploitation Industries and Businesses are now know to be the greatest agents of environmental destruction in the world.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

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Anonymous 10/25/2016 (Tue) 05:51:51 [Preview] No. 9878 del
>>9475
>Anonymous is dead
It has been dead since project chanology you fucking faggot.


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Anonymous 10/27/2016 (Thu) 22:59:51 [Preview] No. 9925 del
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Its that easy the newfags will always fall for it.