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04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56
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>>3255lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm
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da onion not work
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I want to get into crafts so I can impress girls with romantic handmade gifts and get more pussy. Should I learn knitting, plus making, Chines knitting, jewelry making, or maybe Origami?
I just found out about Chinese knotting. If it were Japanese instead of Chinese I would like it more.
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I don't think knitting will impress many girls, likewise making shitty mothers day crafts. I always keep a stash of locally made jewelry for these kinds of scenarios. Making it yourself is really easy too, unless you've got no style.
>I just found out about Chinese knotting. If it were Japanese instead of Chinese I would like it more.
That's pathetic.
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Hell yeah, Bro! You think all those macrame owls hanging on the walls of free-love women's kitchens in the 70's was a coincidence? Bitches panties gonna drop harder than Skrillex bass when you go manstruttin your wad in a macrame jockstrap monokini downtown next weekend. Hey Babe, why don't you come back to my place and I'll tie a few knots in just the right places if you know what I mean. Bow shika wowow!
new webm thread?
old thread
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>>12316I don't get why this regressive liberal is being so stubborn. Just tell the immigration checkpoint you're not smuggling anyone and let them do their job.
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.
And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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06/15/2017 (Thu) 18:48:03
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horrible, horrible fate this one i have
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Shit another thing anon you will get these stinging rememberences and I think that describes the last few posts. You can think of it as going numb but you are not feeding this thing in your head this loving relationship You are improving anon.
You might feel like you should have to feel bad and that is not true anon. You should feel less and less sentimental towards this chick as time goes on to the point you are amazed she made you feel upset.
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this must be what people call "hell", suffering without end in sight
>>12253i fell in love with her in 2008, we stopped talking around 2010 and now that it's the current year i don't know anymore, i wish i died in my sleep, i shouldn't have ever looked back, or rather, i shouldn't have ever given up
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i have this theory, this thing i call the "existential cage", in which i'm trapped between shitty memories and the seemingly hopeless future, on the other hand, i think i'm advancing, now i'm missing the NEXT ex-gf (who was the last one i had)
Starting with some old content.
I have stopped saying "bless you" when someone sneezes. It may seem petty, but I also think it's weird. We don't have a saying for coughs, farts, or any other bodily function. Why single out sneezing?
For a time I would say "excuse me", when I sneezed, but that got awkward sometimes, so I just stopped saying anything.
If I sneeze and someone says "bless you", half of the tube I say nothing though I shoveled say "thanks" just to acknowledge that I heard them say it, but don't really feel I should thank them for blessing me. I don't need them to ward off the viral spirits that cause colds with words.
Wish they would leave me alone. It feels like they expect me to respond to their automatic conditioning.
Think I can get a tessen (iron fan) and walk around Japan with it? I know there are restrictions on carrying knives there, but if a Yakuza attacked maybe I could deflect the blow and pummel him with ome of these iron rods. The best part is no one would know I was carrying a hunk of dense metal instead of a harmless fan.
https://youtu.be/tus7kIOr5NI
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I usually carry one of those too for the same reason. I own a small computer store and some Asian looking fellows came in looking for some extortion money I think. I mostly just used the fan for deflecting knife blows, but I know I broke one of their hands with it when they came in for a face punch. I usually carry a paracord bracelet as well. It comes in handy for creating hand restraints for the assailants when you wait for the police.
I once had this dream where I was on the deep web and I ordered this package that was super expensive but allowed me to take drugs on a plane because nobody checks for drugs on first class. Death was there but he didn't do anything. He was hooded but he wasn't a skeleton I think. I took the drugs and not much happened and I vomited.
Another one was where there was this anime dude on a roof top. There was like this black hole explosion he was kinda sucked into and then he became a woman and he said "Timeline" and then was super obsessed with this ring and it was all in this weird montage.
The final one Imma talk about is like I was in school but everything is kinda blue and the lockers are kinda everywhere and it had a super weird structure. Anyway, my English teacher at the time was talking to me and then there was a jump cut and she was half-naked and then me and my friend were walking along a weird (maybe diagonal) corridor and then he teased me about me screwing my teacher being a fetish. Also, there was this chubby Asian girl lying on the floor who wanted doctor pepper. I'm kind of attracted to Asians and fat people.
Does anybody have any ideas as to what these wack dreams mean?
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deep web dream basically comes down to you thinking your talents and/or background are going to carry you through some hurdle. the bit at the end means whatever you are doing or want to do deep down you probably don't think is actually worthwhile.
I don't know if there's any meaning to that second one to be honest, I rarely remember dreams like that where it's just more like some weird scene just playing out.
Third dream analysis is gonna be awhile.
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Bleh it's all nonsense. But did you talk to a burning Bush or hear a voice that said it was from God? Cas if you did that's serious and you should do what the Bush said.
https://youtu.be/bseZjy6wM-U
I don't live near India or plan to move there. Is there any use for Hindi? Good media, easy pussy, cool stuff to see on a vacation? I do find Indians fun to talk to, they're always upbeat and telling jokes.
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>cool stuff to see on a vacation
India has a MAJOR public defecation problem along with other Hygiene issues. No matter where you go over there your mileage will vary. The only use for learning that sanskrit language is if you're working in the tech industry. Also the pussy varies, some of it is pretty good looking but it ages like sour milk.
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>>12328I always wanted to read the Mahabharata, the Vedas and stuff about Sikhism, but it's boring enough in English. Indian shit does seem interesting but I've only really met one or two Indians that aren't kind of shitheads. Yeah, they're generally nice but working them they're usually cocky, think they know english perfectly when they know it pretty well. This is just what I've observed from the imported ones as it were.
I'm not sure on the pussy part but if you're into fat labia I think Indian girls probably win out in that category. It's probably an interesting country to visit but at the same time it's rather intimidating due to its size and diversity but at least there won't be a line to use the bathroom.