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I crucified a man today...just to watch him die...to see if I still feel? Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 19:27:52 [Preview] No. 18059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Saudi Arabia crucified a man in Mecca while aggressively calling out Canada over human rights

Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try.
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Anonymous 02/13/2019 (Wed) 13:58:14 [Preview] No.19877 del
highest ratio of blacks
highest ratio of jews

Anonymous 02/13/2019 (Wed) 18:45:14 [Preview] No.19878 del
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>seriously suggesting cuckianity isn't the main cause of the South's retardation across all metrics of human development.

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Anonymous 02/18/2019 (Mon) 21:58:54 [Preview] No.19904 del

It takes religion to make ordinary programmers give up their jobs and go away to join ISIS.

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Anonymous 02/14/2019 (Thu) 00:58:55 [Preview] No. 19881 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Vote cloud boot jar for president. She is for good things and against bad things.

Anonymous 02/18/2019 (Mon) 11:38:50 [Preview] No.19903 del
(parody) after everything kills the chuckles

Anonymous 02/15/2019 (Fri) 23:12:44 [Preview] No. 19892 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Trump declares emergency for border wall, House panel launches probe

>With an emergency formally declared, Trump left Washington to travel to his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida for a holiday break.

Other leaks show he spends 60% of everyday not working, and just watching News, tweeting or goofing around. You can't make this shit up.

Anonymous 02/16/2019 (Sat) 06:21:19 [Preview] No.19894 del
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still better than Hillary
All praise American Democracy.

Anonymous 02/16/2019 (Sat) 19:20:54 [Preview] No.19898 del
Hillary is old news. The new news is Trump is surely the first president to declare himself as a national emergency.

Anonymous 02/17/2019 (Sun) 03:55:03 [Preview] No.19900 del
So is it an emergency? Trump said, "I didn't need to do this," when talking about the national emergency.

Anonymous 02/18/2019 (Mon) 08:33:38 [Preview] No.19902 del
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>Americans had to choose between this guy and Hillary in 2016

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What have you done to improve yourself lately? Anonymous 08/24/2018 (Fri) 00:11:36 [Preview] No. 18376 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you work out?

Anonymous 08/24/2018 (Fri) 14:31:53 [Preview] No.18377 del
Sometimes, yes. Not as much as I should as I'm getting older. Do lift weights still, pushups, stretches and knee curls. The real tough exercise I still get is cutting down big tree branches (sometimes whole trees), then cutting them up into logs and hauling them off back to my property and stacking them on my wood racks. Every year I chop the older logs with an axe and thats a good workout for me too. Got no central air or heat so in the winter time I either have lumber for my wood stove to heat my home or I go cold. So I don't mind the exercise, it keeps me in shape and comfy during harsh winters.

Anonymous 02/09/2019 (Sat) 18:21:55 [Preview] No.19850 del
i was myself with a rag on a stick

Anonymous 02/16/2019 (Sat) 16:58:44 [Preview] No.19896 del
i've been improving myself over the last year and a half, but i started from the very bottom, so now i notice the hardest part comes when you realize that after the improvement things can go worse, and drawing the line between just relaxing for a while and things getting worse again because the resting lasts too long

Anonymous 02/16/2019 (Sat) 19:23:39 [Preview] No.19899 del
I can't be bothered to pay for a gym membership, gyms are always smelly and crowded and they're where you get bacterial infections. The city itself is too congested with traffic and streets for you to enjoy jogging. The best and cheapest place to exercise is in a frigid rural town.

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Andrew Yang for president Anonymous 01/03/2019 (Thu) 02:26:28 [Preview] No. 19541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Vote Andrew Yang for president in 2020. He'll take away corruption and inefficiency in welfare, and give everyone $1000 a month.

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Anonymous 01/15/2019 (Tue) 15:51:10 [Preview] No.19667 del
Some government is necessary, some of it complete waste and corrupted to the core. A lot of it just mismanagement (whether intentional or not).

The "shutdown" is only partial. Most of the government is still running, they have hundreds of billions $$$ allocated from previous budgets to run on contingency for a long time if need be. If it goes on for another year or two, then you might start seeing alarm bells ringing and possibility of them running out of their emergency funds.

Anonymous 01/15/2019 (Tue) 19:24:42 [Preview] No.19668 del
There shouldn't be any shut down, all budgets should be determined by a budgeting process. There is much unnecessary instability, small business can't get approvals, and tens of thousands of jobs are being lost monthly in the private sector alone because of it. Congress, not the president is supposed took control the power of the purse per the constitution.

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Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 16:17:17 [Preview] No.19700 del
Bernie Sanders also said a couple days back that the 3 richest men in America own more than 50% of Americans. No one is saying anything about taking away their wealth, but high growth comes at a high cost. Google has ceased to be a company and just buys other companies and extracts their resources. For better productivity you have to constrain growth and not let it harm things like productivity, government, people, etc.

Anonymous 01/21/2019 (Mon) 01:45:37 [Preview] No.19708 del
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>For better productivity you have to constrain growth and not let it harm things like productivity, government, people, etc.
Only problem is that often the government with regulation just starts to choose winners and losers itself and makes things worse. Not saying I want google to stay in power, I'm more than open to gutting them, but it must be done in a true spirit of trust busting rather than putting those industries under some kind of special oversight.

Anonymous 02/16/2019 (Sat) 07:53:45 [Preview] No.19895 del
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Andrew Yang just starred on Joe Rogan's show, and did brilliantly. Unlike most candidates he actually spoke entirely about his platform and backed it up with facts.

Anonymous 02/14/2019 (Thu) 09:34:06 [Preview] No. 19884 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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So that's how furries started. I was never able to get into it though. I felt uncanny valley every single time, and I couldn't stand talking animals even in cartoons after I turned maybe 10.

Anonymous 02/15/2019 (Fri) 14:44:32 [Preview] No.19890 del
Fritz the cat was not meant to be some "pornographic" movie to seduce an audience. It was like an adult version of the Ren & Stimpy cartoon, only meant for adults to have a laugh at when their kids were away visiting their grandparents or whatever.

I remember one of my friends having this adult cartoon playing in the background when I was visiting, he just had it playing for laughs. I thought it was kinda silly really.

Anonymous 02/15/2019 (Fri) 23:14:00 [Preview] No.19893 del
It was the first animated feature film to receive an X rating in the United States though.

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Anonymous 09/11/2018 (Tue) 18:55:23 [Preview] No. 18773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post a random pic from your collection
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Anonymous 02/14/2019 (Thu) 09:07:01 [Preview] No.19883 del
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Anonymous 02/14/2019 (Thu) 20:20:30 [Preview] No.19887 del
What the actual hell is going on here?

Anonymous 02/15/2019 (Fri) 14:23:02 [Preview] No.19889 del
oh this is his current twitter
the one in the first link was suspended.
long story short he's an anime fan

Are there any must buys on steam? Anonymous 12/27/2018 (Thu) 23:55:35 [Preview] No. 19415 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The last two steam sales I spent two hours searching but couldn't find anything I wanted to buy. At least nothing I wanted and couldn't pirate. I like Japanese platformers, but the only one that interested me is Touhou: Luna Moon, and it isn't even finished yet. I couldn't find any multiplayer games I wanted either...

Maybe I'm getting too old for games and just need to wait 20 years for the kids to stop playing for night and make VR.
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Anonymous 02/09/2019 (Sat) 07:31:08 [Preview] No.19848 del
>I like Japanese platformers
Not really Japanese but have you tried the Shante games yet?
I have heard they are good but never played myself.

Of course there is always emulation.

Anonymous 02/10/2019 (Sun) 04:12:18 [Preview] No.19858 del
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I might, except it looks very cartoony. I also can't play any game with Muslims, because the genies look like Muslims and thinking about those women makes me sad. I'm happier looking at RosenkreuzStilette or Bunny Must Die because they dress like westerners and I know they're not oppressed.

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Anonymous 02/10/2019 (Sun) 13:04:49 [Preview] No.19859 del
that racer Distance maybe

Anonymous 02/14/2019 (Thu) 08:16:33 [Preview] No.19882 del
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Posting a classic.

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Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:54:19 [Preview] No. 17847 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Spammers gonna spam!
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Anonymous 09/06/2018 (Thu) 02:44:35 [Preview] No.18724 del
like AIDs?

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Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 17:03:32 [Preview] No. 19701 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Afghanistan before and after.
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Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 07:39:40 [Preview] No.19723 del
He might well have exaggerated.

Anonymous 02/09/2019 (Sat) 18:35:42 [Preview] No.19854 del
islam is retarded

Anonymous 02/12/2019 (Tue) 04:53:39 [Preview] No.19870 del
So is Christianity, Allahu akbar="deus vault."

Anonymous 02/12/2019 (Tue) 07:04:13 [Preview] No.19871 del
except one blows and the other doesn't

Anonymous 02/13/2019 (Wed) 03:50:51 [Preview] No.19876 del
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Radical early Christian's chiseled off the noses of the statues of heroic pagans, just like ISIS or the Taliban did to the great Buddha statue and ancient tenoles.