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Anonymous 06/16/2019 (Sun) 03:14:21 [Preview] No. 20980 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My Spanish isn't so good but I saw this sign. Is this an add by a prostitute?

Anonymous 06/16/2019 (Sun) 03:24:55 [Preview] No.20981 del
I think it's an ad for a prostitute. apparently jubilacion is retirement so it's taking about early retirement? not sure if there's a translation issue and retirement might mean in the sense of an individual day and not a career.

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Anonymous 06/03/2019 (Mon) 21:54:31 [Preview] No. 20787 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My fellow Americans, I am here to tell you that I'm a proud midwest Republican, a Christian, a political donor, and that passing laws that require girls to carry gobs of semen to term, stretching their tummies out, turning their belly buttons inside out, and making their tits grow and their nipples get plump and juicy is the greatest thing to happen in our great nation in a long time. When was the last time that a wave of legislation literally got your literal dick literally hard? Ever?

I live in one of the new Knock-Her-Up states and I am here to confess that I am not going to be able to last more than three seconds inside one of our new government-issue babymaker cocksleeves before I empty my balls as far inside her as I possibly can because all I'll be able to think about as I'm sliding the tip of my dick toward a nice tight seal against her cervix is how she is going to swell up like a balloon for me whether she wants to or not. Technically, it may still be illegal to tie a girl spread-eagle to a bed, pump a massive load into her and leave her there inseminated and helpless, but this is the next best thing. The amazing part is how many good Christian girls secretly want this as well. I didn't hear much protesting about all these new laws being passed and in the pipeline, probably because they're all at home furiously rubbing their engorged clits while fantasizing about being required to be knocked up. If we can do this, just imagine what else we can do. Hnng! God Bless America!
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Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 18:47:59 [Preview] No.20954 del
If you want to win points for being edgy cool and funny an anonymous forum isn't the place. There are better places where you can signaling your own version of virtue to each other, make no mistake. There you'll get to be "free speech absolutists" but how many people don't go there or speak freely due to fear of their "cool" vitriol?

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 04:03:19 [Preview] No.20958 del
I don't want points though

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 05:58:29 [Preview] No.20959 del
I fail to see how murdering a child somehow takes away the rape.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 20:47:02 [Preview] No.20978 del
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Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 21:09:47 [Preview] No.20979 del
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1) 2) shouldn't be banned obviously, people will find sketchier ways of doing it. 3) marriage is a legal partnership and by definition can't really be done illegally??? 4) this is also true even though it's said in jest

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Satanist destroys Fox News host Anonymous 06/12/2019 (Wed) 18:15:15 [Preview] No. 20912 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t5DQvP12Ix0 [Embed]
Don't you love how Tucker cuts off the interview? Very unprofessional
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Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:04:23 [Preview] No.20940 del
The moron tried to pass himself off as just wanting religion to be practiced in private but then he barely said anything once Tucker pointed out that he's basically going onto other people's private property and demanding that they accommodate his pseudo-religion.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 17:36:11 [Preview] No.20947 del
The Satanist asked for logical consistency from the Christian right and got none. Whem he flipped the situation Tucker was lost and hypocritical. Tucker recognized he had been owned and ended the interview.

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 06:12:23 [Preview] No.20961 del
But the satanist was the one who was logically inconsistent. He says he wants religion to be practiced privately while going onto other people's private property and demanding that they accommodate his religious views.
He barely said anything the whole time because he had nothing to say except "religion is a protected class" which doesn't make any sense because religion isn't a class.

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 15:20:03 [Preview] No.20962 del
tucker is really rude to his guest, for one. Satanists do typically troll the more mainstream religions by passing out their pamphlets or trying to get a statue of Baphomet on courthouse steps under the guise of pluralism.


>“The Satan of Modern Satanism is a metaphorical icon for Enlightenment values,” the temple’s co-founder, Lucien Greaves, once wrote in an op-ed for The Post. “I identify nontheistically with a Miltonic Satan that defies all subjugation, exalts scientific inquiry and promotes Humanistic, pluralistic values.”
Oh, hey look, it's the same guy.
On its surface Greaves is right, regarding the baphomet statue, that there are pluralistic grounds here that the government can't respect one religion over another on public property.
As far as the cake issue goes it's been settled at the Supreme Court level but not in a way that could be called neat and tidy.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 19:07:56 [Preview] No.20977 del
The 4th of July will ONLY be known as an American holiday. I'd fly the plane, & I'd do it better than anyone, believe me, but my bone spurs flared up last night. Instead I'm gonna build a big beautiful ceiling over the US & the aliens WILL pay for it. Michaelangelo WILL paint it.

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Dragonchan: a new ViChan-based imageboard awaits ye Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 03:36:34 [Preview] No. 20970 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've made a new imageboard called Dragonchan. It's now running on based ViChan software because LynxChan is buggy and sucks hard. The only rule is no CP. Tor users are allowed to post files.
Come on over ye dragons.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 05:19:37 [Preview] No.20973 del
imagine promoting your dead board on another dead board

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 12:10:04 [Preview] No.20975 del
Endchan is very active and alive.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 16:08:56 [Preview] No.20976 del
only because of the japs and the new russians

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 22:36:43 [Preview] No.20966 del
I miss avocado colored appliances and sinks now. I hate seeing nothing but white subway tiles in all the kitchens now. Contemporary minimalism gives a feeling that is sterile, corporate and boring.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 10:32:28 [Preview] No.20974 del
that's what everything in my grandma's house looked like, i want hr giger themed appliances.

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Right wing YouTube echo chambers and clickbait Anonymous 06/11/2019 (Tue) 02:20:37 [Preview] No. 20880 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As a leftist I notice YouTube recommends rightwing videos to me all the time, even though I prefer to watch left-leaning videos. What the fuck is going on? All the videos they link me are moronic, and I get ads to donate to Dobakd Trump's campaign, or to watcher Prager University videos.

I think Youtibe realizes that making you watch right wing videos increases your engagement, your anger, and makes you spend more time on YouTube which makes them money. They're complicit in capitalizing on a growing hate machine. I found this article about right wing radicalization on YouTube illuminating:
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Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 17:39:30 [Preview] No.20950 del
Prager U. dismisses the millions of colonized people the British massacred and the frequent uprisings by the dissatisfied.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 17:41:09 [Preview] No.20951 del
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The problem with broadly generalizing the British Empire is that it's a much too broad a period of space and history to do that accurately. If you're talking about the 'first' British Empire, you have slavery and transportation playing a much bigger role (I'm not saying it was good or bad) and arguably with India one could say that Company rule was first empire and Imperial rule was second. The second Empire could be argued to be broadly better depending on your point of view (if you're a /pol/ack the victorian era would be totally bad because it's when ideas of diversity and the first black government employees emerged) but it too had downsides depending on your point of view, such as Cecil Rhodes accelerating African colonization, the Boer War, meddling in internal affairs of Japan and China among other small nations, and so on. Of course there were the good aspects of modern infrastructure, science, education and medicine brought to the colonies that otherwise likely would never have got these, as well as (again depending on your point of view as to whether this was good or bad) playing the single biggest role in ending slavery around the world. Getting back to your point of 'the british raj wasn't overflowing with shit', this is quite inaccurate: there are many sources of the time describing the filth and squalor the Indians lived in.
Having said all of that, I am a huge cocksucking faggot for giving this much of a fuck about a ton of bullshit.

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 20:36:55 [Preview] No.20965 del
If the Brits were so great then colonized people would not have demanded independence.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 04:43:18 [Preview] No.20971 del
As a rightist I notice that a meagacorporation forwards this thot's butthurt tweets to me. She sings them out and takes money for it.

Do you think that has anything to do with increased engagement and anger?

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 04:48:20 [Preview] No.20972 del
Straight Pride world wide.
Make this the official LGBTQS theme song.

Noriko/Hikichan Thread Anonymous 02/06/2019 (Wed) 04:00:25 [Preview] No. 19774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are your thoughts on Noriko aka Hikikchan Endchan?
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Anonymous 06/08/2019 (Sat) 17:19:29 [Preview] No.20856 del
some dude was probably stanning her and she cut him off. she's completely unimpressive and hasn't contributed any wins.

Anonymous 06/12/2019 (Wed) 06:54:33 [Preview] No.20901 del
Is this a new one? We need her to do the shoe on the head trick and a timestamp, otherwise this is all old stuff. She does look more like probable age in that one, although she's not wearing the read thing on the left.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 02:28:48 [Preview] No.20967 del
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>Is this a new one?

Its from 2016 back when she was posting on 4chan /b/ and /r9k/ so its semi new.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 02:29:48 [Preview] No.20968 del
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Leaked school photo.

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Leaked videos.

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Anonymous 06/01/2019 (Sat) 03:36:51 [Preview] No. 20758 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Yes, this is why I find Steven Pinker annoying, and found reading Enlightenment Now trite. Every Harvard graduate I've encountered has been an insufferable out of touch elitist like him.
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Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 04:02:21 [Preview] No.20935 del
Most of the people who are abducted cross the border and turn themselves in only to be punished for trying to do it the legal way.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:09:20 [Preview] No.20942 del
Should have done it legally the first time. If I turn myself in for murder or rape, I'm still going to get punished.

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 17:41:21 [Preview] No.20952 del
They did by filing for asylum, and you're a dumbass. My friend filed for asylum in another country and the first thing you do is tell a government official you want asylum when you're already in the country.

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 06:04:58 [Preview] No.20960 del
>My friend filed for asylum in another country and the first thing you do is tell a government official you want asylum when you're already in the country
If he was here for more than a year without applying, he broke the law.
Ultimately, nobody cares if we treat immigrants fairly. They don't belong here anyways. Mexicans belong in Mexico because when they come to the US they just bring Mexico and their problems with them. There shouldn't even be a such thing as legal immigration.

Anonymous 06/14/2019 (Fri) 20:35:47 [Preview] No.20964 del
Illegal immigrants do more for the country than they cause. They put in more money than they take, and they aren't allowed to even take social assistance for 5 years after they were officially enployed. That's 5 years of them working and putting money into a system without getting it back.

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Ignorant pro-capitalist Baby Boomer centrism Anonymous 06/01/2019 (Sat) 19:09:56 [Preview] No. 20761 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just talked with some Baby Boomers who said the best product always wins. And that Bill Gates deserves to own about 70 billion dollars and be the 2nd richest man for the rest of his life. And that when two companies fight, the one that does the most good for the consumer will always win

So they're idealistic morons.
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Anonymous 06/11/2019 (Tue) 21:38:09 [Preview] No.20890 del
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If you think it's a major problem then focus on making the poor less poor so that then they'll have as few resource consuming kids. (But IQ differences are actually mainly due to poverty.)

Anonymous 06/12/2019 (Wed) 15:37:28 [Preview] No.20905 del
Measured IQ is subject to the Flynn effect where familiarity with technology and improved education have improved test taking ability.
The highly genetically correlated g-factor has declined based on purer if less direct non trainable tests.

Anonymous 06/12/2019 (Wed) 17:46:49 [Preview] No.20909 del
Improving education without fixing the income inequality is not enough. Income inequality had become a major obstacle to education and ultimately career advancement.

Read why better schools alone won't fix America:

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>dem boomer memes

Anonymous 06/13/2019 (Thu) 22:12:34 [Preview] No.20957 del
Obviously the genetic IQ decline is a slow process unless you have massily skewed birth rates among the very stupidest or have low iq migration into a country, we can't equate the two
as I understand it there are many problems within the american social strata partly that your rich are parasitic and your large free supposedly free market companies are treated as too big to fail with corporate and foreign state lobbying both proving cancerous
but from what I understand of it one of the major factors is the explosion of single parent families which has partly been caused by a welfare system that actively penalised stable 2 parent families.

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8chan spamming tool Anonymous 06/05/2019 (Wed) 02:44:25 [Preview] No. 20807 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
pip install requests beautifulsoup4
and then python file.py
will create config.ini, tells you how to customize it
wouldn't recommend doing it without a fuckload of proxies though
but works on all boards without a captcha/thread limit of 0
source code: https://pastebin.com/1WQp39hi
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Anonymous 06/09/2019 (Sun) 13:06:49 [Preview] No.20866 del
What could be done to prevent the script from working without captchas? You could easily retool this for endchan.

Anonymous 06/09/2019 (Sun) 15:38:12 [Preview] No.20869 del
superior brazilian homo-tech

Anonymous 06/10/2019 (Mon) 12:30:26 [Preview] No.20875 del
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Anonymous 06/11/2019 (Tue) 01:44:59 [Preview] No.20879 del
/b/ is basically the training ground for this script. Kotchan did it, now Rinko poster did it, nice.