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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
>>3255
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm


Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 23:16:06 [Preview] No. 11999 del
ayo

da onion not work

smhtbhfam


Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 13:41:56 [Preview] No. 12045 del
test


Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:29:11 [Preview] No. 12337 del
>>12045
oy test


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 00:39:56 [Preview] No. 12734 del
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Who? Lord Voldemort?



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Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 10:46:31 [Preview] No. 12674 [Reply]
Someday we'll have monorails or better yet maglevs, just like what was predicted by most of the sci-fi in the 1950's. I just have to wait longer. I still have faith we'll get past our third-world transit status.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:51:25 [Preview] No. 12813 del
It's called hyperloop. It's far better than monorails.


Anonymous 08/22/2017 (Tue) 01:00:12 [Preview] No. 12836 del
>>12813
Yer who needs brakes. Get turned to liquid if the tube gets even a slight rupture



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banned from cuckchan Anonymous 06/04/2017 (Sun) 08:54:37 [Preview] No. 12208 [Reply]
We all know most of the anons here were banned from cuckchan, greentext what you did.
>finds CP on google
>shocked.gif
>asks 4chans /b of opinions if it is cp
>doesn't provide source just how to find
>great discussion
>banned for posting CP
>mfw


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 18:45:42 [Preview] No. 12833 del
>>12208
link?


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 19:29:34 [Preview] No. 12834 del
They allow oppai loli but ban you for posting lolicon too. It's vanillachan. What's up with that, you cowards, can't even fap to that.


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 19:55:50 [Preview] No. 12835 del
I migrated here from 8chan during the "infinity next" nonsense, but before that I had migrated here from cuckchan during the first exodus. Now I just visit small obscure imageboards since it seems clear the large ones always turn to shit.

I did get banned on cuckchan for telling moot to go kill himself in real life a few years ago though.



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Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 18:27:36 [Preview] No. 12832 [Reply]
This is because we elected Trump.
We have angered the gods.

My pic btw.



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Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 02:40:39 [Preview] No. 12828 [Reply]
I watched a review from some hippie fag about Emoji movie, and wanted to check out Daily Stormer for a second opinion but that doesn't seem to be possible, wtf?

Where can I find a right-wing review of Emoji movie so I can aggregate it and make an informed decision?

I'm not joking I actually heard about Emoji movie and just thought "I wonder what Stormfront thinks about this"


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 04:47:17 [Preview] No. 12830 del
number one, hotdiggitydemon is not a "hippie fag".
number two, i don't think that anyone in the alt right would care enough about the emoji movie of all things to care about. they would at least write about a movie that was just all liberal propaganda, not just straight trash.


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 08:49:52 [Preview] No. 12831 del
1. Ask /pol/
2. Be told to fuck off and be a Jewish shill elsewhere
3. ???
4. Profit



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oathbreaker dump Anonymous 07/13/2016 (Wed) 12:52:53 [Preview] No. 8066 [Reply]
Here you can find every oathbreakers
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Test, just a test Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 20:07:50 [Preview] No. 11822 del
Hello. And Bye.


Test, just a test Anonymous 04/14/2017 (Fri) 22:23:50 [Preview] No. 11847 del
Hello. And Bye.


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 03:08:54 [Preview] No. 11960 del
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Anonymous 06/29/2017 (Thu) 04:01:52 [Preview] No. 12373 del
>>9818
I wish I had a wiener like that. Boy, do I.


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Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 02:06:02 [Preview] No. 12801 [Reply]
Is there anything more manly than wearing stripped socks, programming, watching anime and using a pink vibrator, all at the same time? Because I don't think there is.
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Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 03:17:39 [Preview] No. 12819 del
you forgot the ! before manly


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 16:17:52 [Preview] No. 12824 del
I mean that is pretty manly. I look at men who take it up the ass as real men.


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 16:42:00 [Preview] No. 12825 del
>>12801
>Is there anything more manly
>Sza Southern Sister Show

Watching animaticme that is manlily programmed in flash rather than artistically crafted on virtual cel sheets makes it more manly.


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 16:44:11 [Preview] No. 12826 del
chou manly


Anonymous 08/21/2017 (Mon) 01:09:00 [Preview] No. 12827 del
"manlily" lol! uppope for linguisticle juxtaposition



Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No. 12774 [Reply]
i got a new camera


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 19:44:53 [Preview] No. 12779 del
Take a selfie next!


Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 20:56:56 [Preview] No. 12780 del
I had my finger over the lens


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 03:27:51 [Preview] No. 12820 del
I am very envious. I want a camera that contains an object-recognizer that identifies the top six or seven things in a picture (wall, window, sun, floor, table, plant) and regenerates the image too.


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 05:30:30 [Preview] No. 12821 del
>>12820
I think I found a picture of you on here. Mr. Envious.


Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 06:14:30 [Preview] No. 12822 del
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ahhhh Mr. Envious is sucker for RGB value puns



/degenerate/ Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 15:47:09 [Preview] No. 12815 [Reply]
I've heard a little bit about "chicken hypnotism". It works with either roosters or hens, and it basically involves putting a chicken on the ground lying on its back. That's all there is to it, and the chicken will be completely still until you make a loud noise or give the bird a gentle shove to wake it up. What I'm wondering is if anyone's ever washed the bird's feet, and then articulated them into giving a chicken footjob? Busting a load on the fluffy chest and belly feathers.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 15:53:07 [Preview] No. 12816 del
because it wouldn't surprise me if the people on cuckchan /an/ dabbled in chicken fuckery.


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 15:54:34 [Preview] No. 12817 del
>>12816
I mean, "people"



feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:16:37 [Preview] No. 12336 del
i have this theory, this thing i call the "existential cage", in which i'm trapped between shitty memories and the seemingly hopeless future, on the other hand, i think i'm advancing, now i'm missing the NEXT ex-gf (who was the last one i had)


Anonymous 06/26/2017 (Mon) 10:30:51 [Preview] No. 12350 del
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BE YOURSELF!!! AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN LIFE.

(I learned that from an anime.)


Anonymous 07/01/2017 (Sat) 12:53:51 [Preview] No. 12406 del
god dammit i miss that next girl... i hope one of my summer dates turns out right, im tired of being sad


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:12:57 [Preview] No. 12736 del
the dates... they didn't turn out well, maybe because there weren't any dates at all, and summer is almost over, this is sad


Anonymous 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:49:57 [Preview] No. 12812 del
After people complain and say we're retrograde if we support separate school for boys and girls.

If the schools were still separated, none of these bullshit would happen. You should be just with your bros, focusing and school, and certainly not lusting around and wanting so badly anyone of them.
They stopped this system for a reason. If girls are more favored in college, there is a reason.


The secret my bros, is that we live in a woman's world. The whole society is in fact turned towards womens. The immediacy, the new social order, sentimentalism are definitively womens characteristics. The secret is that the whole feminists saying that womens have less right and are oppressed is in fact not just false, but it's the opposite.

What is the cause? Definitively the corruption of our fathers. We are the cause. If you want to change this shit system, you first have uncorrupted ourself, and be real men. And that my bros, is a very complicated path. You have to counter your own fathers influence, you have to search and know what a true man is. You have to not let your drown in the womens centered society. Not easy. You have to do better than your fathers, and that very complicated. If our fathers fell, and got corrupt, there is a reason. They're not just bad, or idiots.