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Russians meddled in the election Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 20:26:59 [Preview] No. 17669 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now it's official. 12 russians were indicted, Trump has lamest defense ever.
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Distraught Mueller Burns Every Piece Of Evidence In Case After Hearing Trump’s Critique Of U.S.Intel Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 06:18:07 [Preview] No.17713 del
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>WASHINGTON—Tossing a lit match on the assemblage of kerosene-doused case files, transcripts, and seized hard drives, Special Counsel Robert Mueller burned every piece of evidence in his investigation into 2016 election interference Tuesday after hearing President Trump’s pointed critique of the U.S. intelligence community. “God, I can’t believe I’ve wasted more than a year of my life working on something the president thinks is foolish, dumb, and—worst of all—a distraction,” said a visibly upset Mueller, shaking his head as he reminded himself to drop all charges against Paul Manafort and anyone who was arrested or pleaded guilty during the investigation before feeding hundreds of pages of warrants, subpoenas, and indictments into the raging flames.

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 11:58:05 [Preview] No.17719 del
Fake news.

The reality is there are now 25 (first 13 + 12 more) indictments against Russians. The first 13 related to a Russian law firm, WHICH WENT TO A US COURT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AND THE FBI REFUSED TO SHOW UP! No one talks about that:


Indictments don't prove guilt, especially when there is a lack of evidence on behalf of the FBI. If I was indicted for posting this today, that does not mean I'm guilty of anything: it would mean I'd go to court with a lawyer and expose them for violating my free speech and demand they give further evidence of any crimes I actually have commit. This is how the real world works.

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 12:08:58 [Preview] No.17720 del
You know nothing about reality when you soak your brain with war-mongering paranoia and propaganda. Your meme only makes that pretty clear.

You know what I think Robert Mueller should do? Gather up some solid evidence, request utilizing the international crimes treaty we made with Russia back in the early 1990s, travel to Russia and interrogate the Russians and find out whether or not they are lying, then request bringing them to an international crimes court set up by the UN:


FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 06:16:33 [Preview] No. 17712 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.


I only trust this news source now.

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 06:20:01 [Preview] No.17714 del
sounds like fake news tbqh

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 06:42:49 [Preview] No.17715 del
And it's old as fuck.

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 07:44:12 [Preview] No.17716 del
Here's the real related news:

>Republicans have long defined themselves as the party of fiscal restraint and limited government. But after just two years of complete control of the nation’s capital, that same party has presided over an explosion of the most corrupt, unfair, and swampy practice in congressional history: pork-barrel earmarks.

>Citizens Against Government Waste’s 2018 Congressional Pig Book exposes 232 earmarks in fiscal year 2018, 42 percent more than FY 2017. The cost of earmarks exploded to $14.7 billion, a 116 percent increase from last year and nearly nine times more than the increase in discretionary spending from FY 2017 to 2018. The only other time the cost of earmarks has at least doubled was FY 1992 to 1993. Since FY 1991, our group has identified 110,861 earmarks costing $344.5 billion.

>The $14.7 billion in earmarks is more than half of the record $29 billion in FY 2006. At the rate of increase over FY 2017, Congress could set a new record for pork-barrel spending by the end of President Trump’s first term.

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 11:47:03 [Preview] No.17717 del
Literally fake news now. What's wrong anon, can't handle reality anymore?

Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 11:49:11 [Preview] No.17718 del
Yep, as it does under the Dems too. Neither party is worth jack shit. Both corrupt. Both incompetent. Both insolvent. Is this new to you or something or are you still in high school?

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Christianity pushed back the future Anonymous 06/23/2018 (Sat) 23:35:28 [Preview] No. 17268 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greeks/Romans believed we were made of atoms and tended to think all forms of creationism were ridiculous.
Lucretius believed in a kind of proto-darwinian natural selection around 100 BC. The pagans were relatively advanced empiricists. After that the Christian virus was worse than the black death since it triggered the Dark Ages. You don't get to hear much about it because the church propaganda has been so strong. Edward Gibson's book the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is a classic and it ctiticized Christianity for turning the people away from Earthly affairs after Emperor Augustine, even as the barbarians were at the gate. Christianity fermented violence and strife from intolerance towards the rich and educated pagans and all literary work by pagans, plunging people into dogma and ignorance, and hastening the destruction of the Roman empire. Edward's defining book was censored when the Catholic church added it to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.

If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer, genetically engineered cat girls, massive VR video games with centuries of programming, huge automated factories on the moon, other colonys throughout the solar system and sent a generational mother ship would be half way to Alpha Centauri. I'll never forgive Christianity for depriving me of Alfheim Online and Chobits in my bedroom.
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Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 01:42:39 [Preview] No.17272 del
Read the "Darkening Age."

Anonymous 06/25/2018 (Mon) 09:00:05 [Preview] No.17318 del
>doesn't blame Judaism when it was the jew favoring emperors who led Rome down the path of destruction
You need to bone up on your Roman history and realize Gibbon (not Gibson) considered the jews as subhuman destroyers of the Roman Empire.

Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 08:17:59 [Preview] No.17688 del
VR will have the same deafening effects on spirituality than cracker christ had. It all has to do with worshipping the physical. We dont need moonbases if we learn how to travel the universe in our minds by decalcifying our pineal glands and rejecting what the western paradigm of materialism has programed us to.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 15:06:18 [Preview] No.17705 del
VR comes with massive consequences such as the destruction of retinal cells (you'll see increasing amounts of cornea problems, and sicknesses associated to motion sickness).

VR will NOT solve any economic problems we still face. So all the problems of REAL LIFE remain de-facto (which could easily disrupt your VR lifestyle in the long-term). You can't live without food and water and proper sanitation no matter how much VR'ing you do. Your still human and you still need basic essentials to live, period.

I'm not falling for this kind of kikery, its better to live in the real world and be properly prepared than have the some grand delusion that an advanced technology is going to change all of de-facto reality and give us some kind of free utopia in forever land.

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>rejecting what the western paradigm of materialism has programed us to

<rejecting what the western paradigm of materialism has programed us to

You sure about that bro?

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 23:27:14 [Preview] No. 17675 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When you graduate high school, go to college and graduate and can't name one fucking single country on the map... but an 11 year old can name numerous... you know your so-called "educational system" is one big fat SCAM. This video is going into my collection of history videos for sure.

I could name about 5 or 6 countries myself, yet I never went to college.

Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 03:40:03 [Preview] No.17687 del
Who cares, that's dumb trivia. What school needs to teach is not rote learning, but abstract critical thinking. You can look up names easily, but higher order thinking like recognizing cognitive fallacies is a better mark of a developed intelligence.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 16:31:31 [Preview] No.17707 del
The average millennial I know who goes to college has a menial wage job working to pay all their debts back off (some who go back moving in with their parents). When they are not working they are too busy playing video games or jerking off in front of their gadgets. Ironically the ones who are into plumbing, electrical maintenance or construction make much more money than the ones who ended up going to college. You can tell the difference when you talk to these folks too: much more interested in the real world and aware about obvious problems that plague society today. Unlike the college graduates who are more concerned about their weed supply being confiscated from the cops or hooking up with another slut. All I got to say is cognitive fallacies seem to be a more rampant problem from the "so well educated" types, ironic as that may sound.

Anonymous 07/12/2018 (Thu) 19:40:55 [Preview] No. 17552 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is so great about white culture? Whites in America are boring people who go to BBQs, they cook boring food without spices, or unhealthy shit like jello salads and TV dinners. They don't like school or traveling abroad, and they have innane conversations, because they're shallow ignoramuses without curiousity. They're only friends with you when it's convenient, but if you move they just don't keep in touch the way other races do. If you can befriend an asian or a Mexican they'll be your friend for life.

Although I don't want Mudslimes here I don'f see what is so noble about white culture either, and I don't see a reason to be excited about white idebtity politics. I like western government, but there are better cultures than white culture, and all things equal I would probably rather befriend someone with dadker skin because they're more interesting and have more to teach me.
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Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 00:59:47 [Preview] No.17683 del
I'll tell the only way of moving forward, whether you agree with this or not: we need to stop all subsidy and bailouts, period. Any insolvent institution, insolvent agency, insolvent bank, insolvent corporation will be forced into bankruptcy. If they can't handle their finances then they deserve to go bankrupt. Period. Yes, this will likely collapse most of our 'economy' today, because nearly everything has become corrupted and debt dependent. We need lay off the bureaucrats and force them to work for a living, hard productive work or end up on skid row. We need to reduce taxes on a massive scale (we need the hard working people and fiscally solvent businesses making money: good profits, good incomes and good salaries). We need to audit the Federal Reserve system and take care of that massive FRAUD and its ponzi scheme operations, all Federal Reserve shareholders should be imprisoned for financial terrorism and treason (grand collusion to plunder and dispossess the United States of America and its citizenry). We need to amend mandatory term limits for ALL politicians and make lobbying/bribery of any kind a felony crime. This means no more career politicians. We need to train newer generations how to manufacture, produce, mine and refine among other trades. We need to become more self-sufficient and promote faming, ranching, marketing and delivery of goods and services to serve our local communities. Rebuild America from the ground up and never let the same mistakes happen ever again. Outsourcing industry of any kind should be prohibited in the future with a consequence of a 200% tariff on all their goods for any company who outsources.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 13:17:56 [Preview] No.17700 del
Truth is America is full of blue pilled retard people who just need to survive and have no time to help you accomplish this, they have families social lives and tv to watch and the need to eat so much they get fatter. There really is nothing left to do but burn it to the ground and reinstate race wars and let natural selection do the talking. We also need a new church of God that doesn’t force creationism but mearly suggests it is plausible by God’s creative nature. Our current churches have strayed too far from their intentded purpose, perhaps we should even reinstate the Judges system, fascism is too expensive, a flat 10% tax is all we should need.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 14:51:51 [Preview] No.17704 del
We don't need 'race wars', what is needed is an economic collapse, mass filings of bankruptcy: no bailouts and then putting enough pressure on the government to default on ALL debts (if they'd even have a choice at that point). This would collapse the central banking system and ALL insolvent institutions/corps, while relieving financial pressure on the public. And remember: once a financial collapse happens there is no more power grid (it won't be funded), there is no more greedy lifestyle that keeps the masses complaint and lazy anymore: all that luxury would go away instantly!

This will not come without consequences and mass unrest. That is 100% sure to happen. Instead of a 'race war' or another civil war we'd have people refusing to pay taxes, squatting in their homes with their guns and many others taking to the streets of Washington DC also armed. It would force the collapse of the currently insolvent and corrupted system.

Americans will start to realize they need to re-build everything from the ground up again. And they'll be forced to do it, or they'll remain like Africa or Mexico. Those that refuse will be snubbed and won't have the means to barter or obtain goods or services. So then comes a mass surge of farming and ranching again. Those who have skills will teach them to the local youth, the youth will start to fix and re-build things. Construction will develop. Plumbing will be required, so will electricians and mechanics. Resources must be mined domestically and will be. And on and on and on. Things will be much like the mid-1800s all over again, and we'll just repair and re-construct everything and rely on bartering and new production of resources for a while. It will be tough but necessary for our future generations.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 15:25:35 [Preview] No.17706 del
The most ironic part of all is our politicians and government could easily avoid this IF THEY DESIRED TO. They simply have to stop the subsidies and stop the bailouts. Let those who are insolvent go bankrupt. Get out of the wars in the Middle East, stop paying trillions of dollars on wars! Instead, use a chunk of that money to invest in development and maintenance of current infrastructure in the US! Duh. This will knock out the leaches of society while encouraging and incentivizing actual capital production and construction. (A very disturbing thought for those Marxist commies, I understand. Remember the Soviet Union collapsed from insolvency due to overwhelming military budgets and wars - as CAN happen to us too).

Race wars and civil wars will do nothing but further our damn problems to begin with. Exactly what AntiFA and their undercover Federal co-opted "alt-right" supremacist comrades would desire. I'm not buying into any of their bullshit! Just more D&C tactics against the stupid masses.

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13 boys trapped in cave without food for 10 days Anonymous 07/03/2018 (Tue) 03:58:15 [Preview] No. 17361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

How many days can someone survive without food anyway? I wonder if there used to be 14 boys but they resorted to cannibalism, and the media is covering it up.
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Anonymous 07/16/2018 (Mon) 22:55:41 [Preview] No.17679 del
But Trump is attracted to his daughter so everything goes atthis point right?

Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 01:10:18 [Preview] No.17684 del
Elon Musk is just another subsidized failure plaguing the US and making us look even more stupid than we actually deserve credit for. If it were not for his Big Govt pals he would have been bankrupted long ago. The free market hates people like this because these big tech geeks are sooooo entitled milking off the taxpayer's teets, as you can see by all his tantrums. The reality is Thailand's Navy did the right thing, they told this guy they don't need help from his company (and clearly did not as all kids were rescued).

Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 03:38:24 [Preview] No.17686 del
Mark my words, Elon Musk is copying Trump because he plans to run for President.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 07:45:10 [Preview] No.17697 del
he's actually gay and using melania, his daughter, and stormy as beards

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Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 01:29:26 [Preview] No. 17615 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Religious nutcase pukes up a communion waffer. But someone eats it because you can't reject Jesus's body and Jesus will be mad.
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Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 18:09:19 [Preview] No.17665 del
>So when you suggest fighting, or trying to imprison, subjugate or kill Christians,

I want Christians to stop being Christians, and I want you to stop being a moron.

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 18:52:38 [Preview] No.17668 del
>calling ME a moron

If you must refer back to name-calling like a 10 year old without pointing out why I'm wrong then you just lost the debate. So ironically I am not the moron here.

>I want Christians to stop being Christians

Good luck. Christians live all over the world and that's just a proven fact. Poland is mostly Christian, Russia is mostly Christian, China is 1/4th Christian, US is 2/3rd Christian, Mexico is mostly Christian (most don't even know that but its actually true, look at all the necklaces with crosses these people wear, ask them about what they think of abortion too).

32% of the world's population is considered to be Christian, about half of all Christians live in just 10 countries. The top three are the United States, Brazil, and Mexico:


Then there is the fact that Christianity is NOT just one religion. There are so many denominations out there that believe different things or interpret the Bible in different ways. See link above on that too.

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 20:29:03 [Preview] No.17670 del
The Christians are from the stupidest countries, mainly the 3rd world. Moreover, it's name calling is fine if it's truly a descriptive of your intellect or other personal characterstics .

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 20:29:43 [Preview] No.17671 del
The Christians are from the stupidest countries, mainly the 3rd world. Moreover, name calling is fine if it's truly a descriptive of your intellect or other personal characterstics .

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 21:59:56 [Preview] No.17672 del
You back up your simplistic, overly broad and bias accusations with absolutely no proof and no facts. This is simply another extreme bias against a group of people you likely no nothing about. Go ahead and hate, slander and ridicule your way out of this one but in the end it makes no sense and there is nothing you are going to do about the world's 32% Christian population as billions of Bibles are exchanging hands every single year.

Funny that all I hear is Christian bashing. What about Jews and Muslims? Are they exempted from your religious bias and if so, for what reason would that be?

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 10:59:00 [Preview] No. 17656 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is this a cool chan?
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Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 16:23:28 [Preview] No.17662 del
Basket case!

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 16:56:33 [Preview] No.17663 del
fuck you

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 16:59:24 [Preview] No.17664 del
fuck it ima just go to the jap board

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 18:38:29 [Preview] No.17667 del
Thats where that picture of the monster was taken from, a 1982 horror flick called "Basket Case", see here:


I remember this movie because I used to watch cheesy horror flicks from the 70s and 80s when I was younger.

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Deep web porn? Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 04:01:42 [Preview] No. 17647 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Any good onion sites for it?

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Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 13:49:16 [Preview] No. 17626 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have low self-esteem, what should I do with it?
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Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 17:42:46 [Preview] No.17634 del
If its your boss or co-workers there is only so much you can do, and you can't tell your boss to "fuck off" unless you are willing to be fired on the spot. So the best thing is to try to ignore them, consider the fact they don't really matter, the end goal is for YOU to survive and make a living. If they piss you off, sometimes it is better to walk away and snub them whether or not it pisses them off. The main thing you have to be concerned about is your boss, not your co-workers.

As far as your grandpa, you should try getting that off your mind. What does it matter if he's going to die soon (or already dead)? It doesn't matter.

The way I keep my sanity as a total jackass myself is this thought: Justice exists and its called DEATH, and ain't no mother fucker on the planet can escape that. We're all fucking dying, every single fucking one of us. To me that brings a big fat smile to my face.

Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 18:03:02 [Preview] No.17635 del
Thanks, I'll try to improve it.
Your replies means alot to me.

Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 18:11:11 [Preview] No.17636 del
No problem. Take no offense to my edgy attitude, at times my attitude goes off the rails and I use a lot of profanity in hostile manner. Its an ugly habit I picked up long ago likely dealing with similar problems your experiencing working with jerks.

By the way, I like the art in the OP. I wish there was a better quality picture of that, I'd use it as wallpaper for my desktop.

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 03:26:25 [Preview] No.17646 del
Roleplay as someone with high self-esteem.

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 15:41:52 [Preview] No.17659 del
No roll playing going on here, I was simply responding to the OP about my views, and that is to get over it. People are assholes, it is human nature many of us do not get along very well, so why sulk about it? Who gives a flying backwards shit what other people think about you? The only thing that should matter to us is survival and making sure we ourselves as individuals are comfortable and happy. I once cared what people thought about me when I was younger too, but that changed as I got a little older and became more independent. Avoiding people that piss you off does wonders because you suddenly realize "wow, I don't even need them in my life, so why give a shit what they think about me?" Plus the fact their fate will end up the same is poetic justice sent from God.