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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
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Anonymous 11/06/2016 (Sun) 14:59:20 [Preview] No. 10069 del
>>3255
Done. Make sure to check your e-mail.


Anonymous 11/20/2016 (Sun) 12:04:23 [Preview] No. 10279 del
>>10069
checkt


Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 17:58:05 [Preview] No. 10676 del
WE NEED YOU TOO
https://discord.gg/hSQuB

RAID GROUPE


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:05:41 [Preview] No. 10742 del
if you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 22:12:52 [Preview] No. 10744 del
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me



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Anonymous 07/03/2016 (Sun) 19:04:13 [Preview] No. 7937 [Reply]
THE END
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Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 00:44:05 [Preview] No. 9515 del
>>9514
Whoops. Didn't even notice the logo. Durrrr


Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 01:00:50 [Preview] No. 9516 del
>>9514
It's a mascot thing, yes. But my vote was for the beard guy.


Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 01:43:13 [Preview] No. 9517 del
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>>9516
I can dig it.


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 11:22:24 [Preview] No. 10842 del
bump


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:30:10 [Preview] No. 10845 del
>>9516
I prefer the crazy ranting prophet mascot in the desert too.



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Cancer Anonymous 10/06/2016 (Thu) 16:55:30 [Preview] No. 9461 [Reply]
If you could remove one type of cancer that is shitting up the internet, which one would it be and why?

I would remove all softies, they're all the same cancerous little 14 year olds who have drawn cutesy avatars, flock towards shit such as Game Grumps, Steven Universe, storytelling animation channels and Stephen Colbert's Trump videos.
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Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 18:36:09 [Preview] No. 9553 del
Gays. Specifically, the ones who make sure you know they are. The ones who get in your face fishing for compliments about it.

Actually forget the gay part, just exterminate anyone who acts like that in general.


Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 22:54:47 [Preview] No. 9561 del
If you remove their presence from the Internet, wouldn't they be more likely to shit up things IRL?
As long as they keep their shit in their respective sub-boards, I say it'd be best to leave them alone.


Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 22:58:46 [Preview] No. 9563 del
>>9561
>Not really. People lose steam when they don't have a bunch of people yes-manning them. Though this is all posturing because it's pretty much impossible to get people off of the internet at the mo.
It'd be neat if they didn't show up on any boards though, like sticking solely to tumblr or whateevr.


Anonymous 10/08/2016 (Sat) 23:08:51 [Preview] No. 9565 del
>>9563
I second that.
Some of it could be trolls though.

That said we could sure need a hide feature here

*hint, hint*


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 11:23:50 [Preview] No. 10843 del
Anyone who is against lining up all softies for summary execution is a softie himself.



Anonymous 12/03/2016 (Sat) 07:11:36 [Preview] No. 10393 [Reply]
Gaaaysss what imageboards you usually visit aside from this place??
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Anonymous 12/25/2016 (Sun) 18:08:40 [Preview] No. 10795 del
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>>10394
>nntpchan
cuck


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 01:49:03 [Preview] No. 10838 del
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I still lurk a few of the more obscure and less cancerous boards on 8chan on occasion.

WTF happened to Hothweels, guys? Is he really kill?


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 04:55:58 [Preview] No. 10839 del
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>>10838
probably


Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 04:57:35 [Preview] No. 10840 del
>>10839
Jim and Codemonkey ass raped him, sacrificed him and fed him to the pigs

t. masonnigger



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Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 19:41:58 [Preview] No. 10511 [Reply]
Don't think I don't see you,















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Anonymous 12/11/2016 (Sun) 00:39:18 [Preview] No. 10518 del
I am masturbating in name of the great KOREA


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Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 21:34:57 [Preview] No. 10837 del
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How? Where are you? Answer me!



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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 22:12:21 [Preview] No. 10626 [Reply]
newfags can't triforce
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Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 04:03:47 [Preview] No. 10724 del
>>10626
porn is the joie de vivre; it is what gives life meaning.


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nowfags can triforce
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EVERYONE DIES Anonymous 12/18/2016 (Sun) 22:45:22 [Preview] No. 10647 [Reply]
EVEN K2
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Anonymous 12/19/2016 (Mon) 18:07:58 [Preview] No. 10678 del
But the effort to paint this Connecticut child in the SH event, as some sort of Anakin slaying little younglings, I mean it just will never hold water they should see that.

Those who home school shall suffer no Anakins or goofball MK puppets who then become sith murderers OP. Your younglings maybe cried when they didn't get to go to the Jedi Acadamy (hogwarts) but it saved their lives on that one final year when the Jedi were betrayed by an orphan. Hmm, there is definitely hogwarts bleedover OP, seems neither George or the hogwarts lady know where the fuck to do next!


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:31:38 [Preview] No. 10737 del
>>10665
Well George Lucas during an Ep 1 interview said that the retarded Gungan was actually going to be the key to the series.


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:33:16 [Preview] No. 10738 del
>>10667
>>10672
>>10677
>>10678
Stop using reddit spacing you colossal faggot, your posts HURT to read.


Anonymous 12/21/2016 (Wed) 21:37:18 [Preview] No. 10740 del
>>10667
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>>10678
Continue using reddit spacing, you're very nice guy, your posts are EASY to read


Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 17:17:27 [Preview] No. 10832 del
I just realized that Palpatine probably used the CIS funds to pay for the Death Stars.



Anonymous 10/07/2016 (Fri) 20:31:03 [Preview] No. 9494 [Reply]
I'm a pathetic faggot
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Anonymous 10/09/2016 (Sun) 16:38:51 [Preview] No. 9604 del
R A P E R W A V E


Anonymous 10/09/2016 (Sun) 17:29:42 [Preview] No. 9609 del
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>>9601
What sane woman would allow her hymen to be taken away by a stranger. More over not even have her hymen taken away by a penis but a fucking screw driver? The fact she's laughing in the second video makes this all so unreal.


Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 00:46:23 [Preview] No. 10813 del
nice VHS aesthetics


Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 14:42:09 [Preview] No. 10831 del
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>>9609
>don't know the famous blue screwdriver
>don't know there are dozens of deflowering videos using the same blue screwdriver

How does it feel to know a screwdriver got more virgin women than your dick?



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Endchan Xmas party Anonymous 12/22/2016 (Thu) 01:32:41 [Preview] No. 10747 [Reply]
Doing a party"stream" (playlist full of Christmas shit) on CyTube to celebrate Christmas and the site's first full year this Sunday. The 8chan boards that don't hate us (/tg/, /monster/, MAYBE /vr/) will be invited. After we get bored with the stream I may set up a Zandronum/Doom server or nominate an existing Christmas server for us to shit on.

WHERE: https://cytu.be/r/Endchan
WHEN: December 25, 21:00 UTC (4PM EST, 1PM PST, 06:00 Japan Time)

Current video ideas:
>Saturday morning Christmas specials (Animaniacs, He-Man, Super Mario, etc)
>Christmas/holiday specials (How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Charlie Brown Christmas, Rugrats Jewmas special, Rudolph/Frosty/Kringle)
>Fanta Claus Kwanzaa Specials (check the recruitment thread for the webbums)
>Jingle All The Way (ITS TURBO TIEM)
>How The Gainax Ruined Christmas (Panty Stocking final episode)

Feel free to suggest anything you want to see.

Pic related, it's the 8chaim invite
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Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 04:30:18 [Preview] No. 10825 del
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.


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Anonymous 12/26/2016 (Mon) 08:13:21 [Preview] No. 10829 del
Really enjoyed watching backstroke of the west with you faggots, thanks for the laugs.



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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

>>>/atheism/
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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 06:36:24 [Preview] No. 10618 del
>>10606
>If a man rapes an unmarried woman he must pay her dad 50 pieces of silver

Shit nigga that's actually a good punishment now that I think about it. Why hasn't the US done this shit yet?


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 07:34:54 [Preview] No. 10620 del
>>10618
"...and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days."

I like a system that lets you claim your wife forever with force.


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 07:55:59 [Preview] No. 10622 del
>>10620
Thats pretty reasonable I say. I mean he already raped her so it would be better for him to marry so he doesn't rape anyone else. I mean if you just locked him up for like a long time, if he's released nobody's gonna want to marry him cuz he's a rapist so he will get even more sexually frustrated then he already is, causing more rape. I have to agree with god on this one familia.


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 22:31:26 [Preview] No. 10627 del
>>10622
It should have been one of the 10 commandments, so they would still practice it today.


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I got what the ladies like, don't be jelly.