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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 02/24/2017 (Fri) 07:57:42 [Preview] No. 11346 del
>>11339
You better.


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 18:56:10 [Preview] No. 11450 del
>>11346
*you'd


Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 19:58:59 [Preview] No. 11720 del
Please 8chan please don't interfere. This is important work to the resistance.

I know it feels like we went through an entire year in 24 hours yesterday, but it's important to stay focused on what is actionable and timely, which continues to be the AHCA vote. (I promise, tomorrow we'll follow up on Nunes and Gorsuch).

The latest midnight healthcare developments include House leadership trying to negotiate with the Freedom Caucus (who outnumber the moderates) to remove Essential Health Benefit protections. So far, the changes made to compromise with the Freedom Caucus have not been put to text, but the House looks to be barreling towards a vote without the full text publicly available or an updated CBO score.

SO. There are a lot of things you can call to warn your Congressperson about, including:

Not having a full text bill or updated CBO score

Increasing deductibles

How many people in your district will lose coverage as a result of this bill

Removing EHBs means that many plans are insurance in name only and that OOP cost caps become meaningless

Eliminating the addiction services Medicaid mandate needed to fight the opiod addiction epidemic

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Anonymous 04/08/2017 (Sat) 16:39:56 [Preview] No. 11765 del
>>11450
*jew'd


Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
>>3255
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm



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The wonders of foreign food Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:06:44 [Preview] No. 11984 [Reply]
https://www.google.com/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSBRE82S0EE20120329
>pee is collected from primary schools and usedan to soak flavor into a hardboiled egg.

>Stinky tofu tastes like rotten garbage.

>Chinese refuse to eat Mexican food because it's dirty, and non-Asian food abroad because it doesn't taste as good as Chow Mein in Paris.

>But their tastes aren't worse, don't be prejudiced.


Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 07:48:37 [Preview] No. 11987 del
a billion chinks can't be wrong dude


Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:54:49 [Preview] No. 11990 del
tofu takes on the flavor of what it is cooked with


Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 00:13:46 [Preview] No. 11994 del
>>11990
>Starving Chinks have mixed garbage or shit with tofu for hundreds of years.
>They came to savour the taste.



Anonymous 04/26/2017 (Wed) 19:50:13 [Preview] No. 11993 [Reply]
Anyone else hear that Hans Rosling died?

I always liked his Don't Panic stuff. There is a great part where he shows how the whole world is progressing, except Africa.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E [Embed]



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Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 01:16:24 [Preview] No. 10535 [Reply]
Being intellectually superior can get lonely. Let's start a dating website and call it

>>>/atheism/
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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 18:48:24 [Preview] No. 11969 del
Spoke too soon.


Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No. 11971 del
>>10606
50 PIECES OF SILVER! That's like $9 billion dollars or one house!


Protect your dicks at all cost Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:48:34 [Preview] No. 11978 del
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>Atheists and agnostics are more ally to be male (64%) than female (36%).
>Atheism correlates with IQ
>women are more likely to have a college education
>women have lower IQ scores
>women have smaller brains
>women don't have testosterone to calm them down, and go insane at least once a month due to the menstruation cycle which makes holding a rational thought difficult

Ergo women are stupid. As atheists we should value rationality above all; lead a brolife. Work out, stimulate your testosterone levels however you can. Avoid women, they are the devils, they will suck you into atheism+ and cuck you so hard you'll have blueballs and forget how to solve math problems. Marriage is a parasitical institution that keeps you at your wife's church and away from atheism.

Remember, if you lose your dick, you lose your testosterone which is the key to your rationality. And if your balls get cut off then you should just cut off your head too. Only your dick matters in this universe. Atheists have found the purpose of life, and it is to preserve your dick.


Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 00:48:44 [Preview] No. 11986 del
>>11971
>one house
No, that's one horse! Don't tell me you've never bought a wife with 50 pieces?


Anonymous 04/25/2017 (Tue) 04:44:51 [Preview] No. 11992 del
>>11969
The man with the hat has autism and several learning disabilities. In your next video are you going to make fun of infants for being babies?
http://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2016/03/28/after-cyber-bullying-rally-support/82112864/



Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 21:43:31 [Preview] No. 11989 [Reply]
Can you attach flacs?



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"Trans-agnostism" Anonymous 04/20/2017 (Thu) 09:41:54 [Preview] No. 11951 [Reply]
I have tried to understand why this woman passes me off, but now I think I have it. It's not because I wasted money on a thick gender studies book without substance that I won't read. It's not because she's fugly either, or writes like a SJW with autism, as she transbitches about gender entitlement while insisting the rest of the world use words she made up yesterday. No, those are surface irritants, but there's a deeper hypocrisy.

It's because she quit calling herself an atheist and identifies as "trans-agnostic." And she has a PHD in Biochemistry and Molecular Biophysics.


https://books.google.com/books?id=aB4VAgAAQBAJ&pg=PT130&lpg=PT130&dq=julia+serano+atheist&source=bl&ots=JneTVTo0fL&sig=tzo-j6MYbGDLAUUYew6rW6KNl_8&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNyqL_1bLTAhXDzlQKHQJnDz8Q6AEITTAJ#v=onepage&q=julia%20serano%20atheist&f=false

Her reasoning is weak.
>It's fine to offend cisscum
>but I gots to draw a line on religion. See, just because I haven't had the experiences of Christcucks that doesn't mean they'really wrong.
>if my trans feelings have validating power others can'to see, then so might their religious feelings have proved to them what I haven't seen
>the real problem in the world is "arrogant people."

Fuck you for wasting my time and money. She is not writing as a scientist, do not read her books. You are the perfect example of why I would have to be crazy to take hormones. You wrote that Testosterone numbed your emotions, but I see losing it has weakened your rationality. You decided gratification from your sexual identity mattered more, and then you sold your gifted brain for a hormones fix. That poor brain doesn't deserve the pollution you fed it, but I will accept "trans-agnostic" for the new trans-religion you're a member of.
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Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 08:52:21 [Preview] No. 11976 del
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(Cont. 3/3)
>"...irrationally upset by or being made uncomfortable by the existence of those people who challenge or bring into question one's gender entitlement."

I can see why some people would be upset if some bitch continually challenged them and insisted they check their privileges for gender entitlement.

>"Heterosexist gender entitlement can lead to homophobia which is an expression of gender anxiety directed against those people who engage in same-sex relationships."
(I.e. Normie entitlement permits "fear of fags" which is being "IRRATIONALLY UPSETâ„¢" about homos.) I think my version is easier to read.

>"Similarly, the gender-entitled belief that all women are (or should be) feminine and men masculine-- which some have called cisgenderism--gives rise to transphobia, a gender anxiety that is directed against people who fall outside of those norms. *** I have also met some people in the transgender community who feel that identifying outside of the male/female binary is superior to, or more enlightened than identifying within it."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

>"Such people often express gender anxiety (binary-phobia?) at people who identify strong as either female or male."
Your sources are special snowflakes.

"What should be obvious by now is that all forms of gender entitlement and gender anxiety are, at their core, expressions of insecurity. After all, people who are truly comfortable with their own desires and expressions of gender and sexuality do not have any need to be bothered or concerned by dissimilar expressions and desires in others."

At least they don't write insecure books like the special snowflakes do.


Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 09:30:06 [Preview] No. 11977 del
Man, I've been thinking about banging this trans chick I met at the bar last night. Are they all this crazy though?


Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 17:29:58 [Preview] No. 11981 del
>>11977
If you want to try one, do it fast before she kills herself next week.


Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:42:20 [Preview] No. 11983 del
>>11977
haven't you read about that guy who tried a pinoy tranny but everything became regrets?


Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 20:20:44 [Preview] No. 11985 del
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>>11983
What happened? Trying a pinoy will always lead to regrets tbh, especially the Visayan women. Filipinas are spoiled rotten, and marrying one is marrying into a large tribe where she will expect you to serve your in-laws and go to 40 birthday/weddings/funerals/baby-showers/christenings/church mixers every year while they ignore you and speak in their Spanish creole languages about the afairs and careers of old relatives you haven't heard of. Pinoys ignore their kids and let them run wild except when they're pressuring them, and so 2nd generation boys have drug addictions.

Don't race-mix with SEAs.



feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.


Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 19:31:12 [Preview] No. 11982 del
if dubs i make a glorious last charge



New Imageboard Concept in Early Planning Stages Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 02:39:26 [Preview] No. 11416 [Reply]
PROMISEDCHAN (name liable to future change)
There is a new imageboard-software concept in the works. Addressing the problem of powerful moderating positions being compromised and shitting up the board against the will of board communities and their established board culture.
(See: 8/b/, 8/pol/, etc.)
>Nothing that isn't spam or illegal is deleted, ever. You can subscribe to different moderation teams (and bots) to have the shit filtered to your liking. There would be a default moderation team for each board but the default would change if the majority changed the moderators they subscribed to.
>To keep normies from freaking the fuck out a default profile of moderation subscriptions will be applied by default, the default moderation will be decided by an impartial algorithm that takes in to account the modoration most users in a board choose, weighting the chooses by activity.

Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

If you're interested in assisting in the development of this new imageboard concept, please go to
http://8ch.net/polk/res/102.html
If the link is broken, try checking the catalog on
http://8ch.net/polk/


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 04:56:50 [Preview] No. 11417 del
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>>11416
>Unfortunately there is a shortage of skilled /tech/anons who are willing to assist in the planning and development of this new imageboard concept, which is holding back development.

No shit fam. Sounds like a cool idea but too ambitious. Plus one of the fun points of imageboards is you can just be an asshole and piss of different sorts of new fags, tryhards or just plain old hard heads like pic related.


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 07:06:32 [Preview] No. 11435 del
>make me an imageboard goy
do it yourself and I might use it. otherwise fuck off and die.


Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 02:54:35 [Preview] No. 11646 del
>>11416
>/polk/
enjoy getting banned for literally no raisins


Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 06:23:48 [Preview] No. 11717 del
are you aware how many fucking chans there are? hundreds, what the fuck is wrong with here? are you just trying to be a hipster? how about just work with endchan on these ideas and they could be implemented here instead of pointlessly trying to further split the userbase


Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 16:33:42 [Preview] No. 11980 del
>>11717
but this is masonchan



this fucking kike binary edition Anonymous 11/08/2016 (Tue) 14:54:16 [Preview] No. 10100 [Reply]
Rolled 6 = 6 (1d6)

shekel steal
i really need to stop doing this lol
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fuck me dubs Anonymous 11/09/2016 (Wed) 09:49:05 [Preview] No. 10134 del
>as
>update


Anonymous 12/10/2016 (Sat) 17:15:29 [Preview] No. 10508 del
>>10113
I was gonna say that applies to about 10 people but then I realize that some it apply to me.
slightly newer, just got here from the pigsty


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hypocrisies Anonymous 04/13/2017 (Thu) 17:12:20 [Preview] No. 11821 [Reply]
>"there are no girls on the internet"
>literally everything from gamergate to youtube monetization is thin-skinned Mean Girl Syndrome drama bullshit from all sides
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Anonymous 04/17/2017 (Mon) 14:57:34 [Preview] No. 11868 del
>>11852
i got out of a friendzone by stop giving them the attention they crave so much, betas don't know that attention is a very valuable resource, and they're giving it away for free, by cutting the flow of this attention, you make her sort of "starve", which will ultimately put her on her knees, she will "miss" you, but you must NEVER become a free and safe source of attention, that's the very moment you become their pet-male, doing this usually comes at a price, that price is that she, to prove her superiority, will fuck another guy, expecting YOU to come back on your knees "pls don't fuck other guy ;^;", this will go just as she has planned if you give up at this point...

but if you don't...

IF YOU DON'T...

she will have to face the consequences of what she has done, she will realize she was never on the high horse, she will know what she has lost, meanwhile you will see how much was destroyed, but by now, assuming you've choosed the winning path, will have acquired something she hasn't, the ability to move on


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 00:01:08 [Preview] No. 11959 del
>"there are no girls on the internet"
>meet artfag grill
>turns out to be some mentally ill trendsgender faggot
i, for one stand by this rule to this day


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:12:29 [Preview] No. 11966 del
>>11821
By the word "girl" did you mean "guys in real life"?


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Pretty sure Boxxy was a drag queen as well.


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 23:23:55 [Preview] No. 11970 del