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Woo wooism Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 15:38:36 [Preview] No. 122 [Reply]
My horoscope starts my day
The priest says I should kneel and pray
The Tarot reader says ‘sorry, but you’re through
Better check yourself in
To the tower of woo’

A healer cleansed my vortex with Egyptian healing rods
Had me swimming with dolphins: said my energy was clogged
Told me to avoid any cure that was new
The older the better
In the tower of woo

My macrobiotic diet won’t allow me any meat
My reflexologist says it’s all in my feet
And anything sweet is taboo
Why is everybody smiling
In the tower of woo?

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Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 04:30:11 [Preview] No. 269 del
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>>122
Have another.


Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 10:06:59 [Preview] No. 271 del
>>269
Replace Scientology with "Assertions in the form of venn diagrams without accompanying evidence" or "self-refuting nonsense" see if that works


Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:47:57 [Preview] No. 273 del
>>122
So much bullshit except for Stirner, the most real philosopher that ever lived.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pBMTccP1hY4


Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:52:33 [Preview] No. 274 del
>>271
Man! Your mind is a haunted house!


Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 22:52:17 [Preview] No. 275 del
>>274
In that I have spooks? It's called being human, you should try it sometimes instead of keep trying to become a god.



Reddit RP Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:18:02 [Preview] No. 85 [Reply]
When you pray for my sick wife you're being an insensitive jerk!!! It upsets me as much as them replacing the 2 pound Darwin coin and setting the Britards back in their fight against state religion!
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/5ki0j3/im_a_little_drunk_and_i_need_to_get_something_off/
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Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:11:24 [Preview] No. 264 del
>>262
Woman chooses to be a housewife = internalized oppression.
Woman choosing to wear hijab = Empowered.


Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 09:23:24 [Preview] No. 266 del
>>264
The people who have designed this narrative are just giving the world a dialectical long-term choice:
- eliminate the two; or
- all should be embracing them;
Guess which one they'll have you choosing?


Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 00:35:58 [Preview] No. 267 del
Trump is like a decision to us.


Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 00:44:58 [Preview] No. 268 del
>>267
He is the devil.


Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 03:45:25 [Preview] No. 272 del
I'm no pussy, I'm not afraid of hell, 'cas I don't believe there is one.



Anonymous 12/14/2016 (Wed) 05:03:21 [Preview] No. 15 [Reply]
I made a diagram to explain to Xians about the Richard Dawkins centered universe which fedoras actually believe in.


Anonymous 12/14/2016 (Wed) 13:44:41 [Preview] No. 17 del
HAWKING IS THE TRUE ATHEIST.
Dawkins is just an attention-hor, mongrel for women.


Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 03:39:41 [Preview] No. 18 del
>>>/17
Hawking is a misfit little wizard who wants to kill himself.


Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 03:41:15 [Preview] No. 19 del
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>>18
M'lady.


Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 02:03:13 [Preview] No. 104 del
There is no consensus, yet, you can't prove Earth isn't supported by a Touhou head, and that all evidence to the contrary is a lie. Have you gone into space or flown around the world? I HAVE NOT, ergo the world is FLAT!


Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 04:32:53 [Preview] No. 270 del
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How presumptuous to spouse He is a man without asking first! Dawkins-Sama has many sides; She is like a good and a goddess that is beyond ordinary human understanding.



We are the best co Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:28:14 [Preview] No. 182 [Reply]
Take any elite group and it will overwhelmingly skew atheist relative to the mainstream. We are overwhelmingly represented in the arts, we own comedy second only to the Jews, we possess the famous progressive writers of the last century such as Upton Sinclair, John Steinbeck, and George Orwell. Take any groundbreaking writer of the past century and ask if he is very religious and you can expect a flurry of skepticism. We have the funniest politicians, philosophers, the best scientists, the best
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Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:39:28 [Preview] No. 184 del
Where others try at comedy, we succeed every single day.


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 00:29:35 [Preview] No. 186 del
Theists laugh at us therefore we are funny.>>184


Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 15:15:07 [Preview] No. 189 del


Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:39:17 [Preview] No. 265 del
I don't trust scientific consensus, I only read
www.independentsciencenews.org
because the url says it's independent like me.



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Christian litter Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 23:10:40 [Preview] No. 263 [Reply]
Being an atheist means you're in charge of cleaning up the litter and vandalism of Christians which are pollutting the environment. Christians would ignore because they think it'should a good deed and they don't want to upset God. I have restored these trees to their natural pristine state. What have you done to clean up their litter recently?



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Jesus is a corporate logo Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:40:34 [Preview] No. 217 [Reply]


Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 22:40:34 [Preview] No. 218 del
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>>217
Praise Dawkins!


Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 01:38:01 [Preview] No. 219 del
>>218
In Dawkins we trust!


Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 22:02:26 [Preview] No. 222 del
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>>219
Dawkins is the highest! He rules over creation, yah-wii.


Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 19:39:36 [Preview] No. 261 del
After years of being an atheist I have started seeing angels or demons and I didn't see them before. Is the universe trying to signal to me on corporate signs that I am wrong about the supernatural, or should I be worried that I am going insane?



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Atheism to communism Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:42:42 [Preview] No. 256 [Reply]
The unrest we see in the west is we aren't communist. If only they were more atheists we would have a unified communist state.


Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:47:41 [Preview] No. 257 del
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Is because.

But we are moving toward a better world with one government.


Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:53:35 [Preview] No. 258 del
North Korea is run by smart atheists so they could kick America's ass.


Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 06:03:06 [Preview] No. 259 del
>>258
Homefront accurately predicts how North Korea will form an asian co-prosperity sphere and overcome America militarily. Guns protectopic a nation better than bibles baby.


Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 10:29:16 [Preview] No. 260 del
>>259
>USA corrapse pic
dat pledictive ploglamming. not much wow



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Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 17:43:33 [Preview] No. 215 [Reply]
https://discord.gg/0uTFsQ55jVUKwqwl
We'd like to build a nice little community of guys and girls from all over the world (US, EU, AUS, and ASIA). Everybody is welcome; dont be shy!

I just wanna hang out and casually chat (voice / text) with people online while we play video games and chill.

I mostly play overwatch with some other games like hearthstone, league, minecraft, tabletop simulator, golf with friends, etc. (blizzard/steam) sprinkled in.

We just made this group but we have a decent amount of people here and we'd love to have more friends!
https://discord.gg/0uTFsQ55jVUKwqwl


Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:10:02 [Preview] No. 216 del
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>>215
Doesn't making neckbeard central fly in the face of the idea of an anonymous image board?


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 22:44:09 [Preview] No. 255 del
So it's a circle jerk what're we can shill about our partners' IQ? I am tempted, but I have enough of the benevolent conpiracy on twitter.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/843886982858268679
https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/842088499021021185



Anonymous 03/02/2017 (Thu) 09:55:10 [Preview] No. 135 [Reply]
>be me
>16
>atheist
>try to enlighten friend with superior logic®
>tells me science isn't logic
>*gives him empirical facts*
>says i'm being a positivist
>have to google "positivist"
>"wow this makes perfect sense"
>keeps reading
>"only empirical facts are valid"
>"which is not an empirical fact"
>start crying
>wait
>suddenly remember logic is science
>all is well
>repeats from step 1
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Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 16:58:30 [Preview] No. 250 del
>>249

Nah you'll just sit around baitin. That's all your class does.

Atheists are shit for ideas or solutions. You need spirit and sensitivity for that. Like, consider how Ayn Rand had followers but was pretty much an unlovable Jewess who married an American to flee her Jewed up nation.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 16:59:22 [Preview] No. 251 del
>>249
Well I have faith in the goodness of my imaginary friends. I know them and that I can trust my friends. Dawkins and Sagan are my friends.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:06:12 [Preview] No. 252 del
>>250
We are the best idea makers, our freethinkers invented Communism when Capitalism fauled, and Randism when Communism failed. We are the only popular modern philosophers which shows we are more right by consensus. We also invented the whole field of psychology to explain why relgitards are so delusional.


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:08:25 [Preview] No. 253 del
>>250

You baitn again?


Anonymous 03/21/2017 (Tue) 17:59:44 [Preview] No. 254 del
>>253
We don't b8 m8, we just don't shy from spreading the gospel that we are masters of all fields. An invincible king takes pride in his abilities and let's his subjects know who is king. We are a race of unstopable kings.



Women are stupid cunts Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 22:38:32 [Preview] No. 237 [Reply]
Women should be kept barefoot and chained to the kitchen stove, they're not good for much more than breastfeeding our kids. They shouldn't educate our kids since they're more likely to be theist, and we shouldn't read their books for the same reason.

Logic and rationality is all that matters, not misfiring emotions and hormone cocktails that make the emotions that preoccupy the inferior sex.
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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 23:09:03 [Preview] No. 240 del
>>239
Science is holy and is the natural religion of the cosmos. You're another subervisive theocratic heretic trying to sabotage the cause of reason, go lay with the masses on the ash heap of history >>>/normie/


Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 00:38:34 [Preview] No. 241 del
>>240
Sorry but until you can empirically verify and replicate what you just said I'm just gonna assume you're talking out of your ass


Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 02:51:56 [Preview] No. 242 del
>>241
Science is holy and is the natural religion of the cosmos. You're another subervisive theocratic heretic trying to sabotage the cause of reason, go lay with the masses on the ash heap of history >>>/normie/


Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 02:52:33 [Preview] No. 243 del
>>240
>>242
Verified and replicated.


Anonymous 03/20/2017 (Mon) 08:38:12 [Preview] No. 244 del
>>243
Fuck didn't expect that. Oh well. All hail science the light of this world, illuminate the uninitiated masses show us the path, I pray to you science eliminate all our other thoughts except our devotion to you and keep us loyal to you for ever and ever, amen