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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 21:32:03 [Preview] No. 475 [Reply]
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had 2 sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. People piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god rapes his child so she can become pregnant with child; which is also god in the flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then needs to sacrifice himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he's god. I guess it's just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, and walks around and says some shit for 40 days, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth and kill everybody who doesn't believe this story.

Christianity is flat out stupid.
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Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 15:14:39 [Preview] No. 486 del
In order to be moral, we must do the right things for the right reasons. For instance, if we decide to not steal from our neighbors because our neighbors will beat us up, we're not really making a moral decision.

Since the Bible doesn't give good reasons for things that it tells us are moral, whatever it teaches isn't moral.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:02:39 [Preview] No. 487 del
This isn't really a statement about specific things that are bullshit, but many Christians will say things like "I know the Bible" when what they really mean is they know the parts of they've been taught.
Once you start studying the Bible yourself you realize all the horrific things most people aren't taught and most preachers never talk about. Just a few:
Women and children are not only supposed to submit to the man, they are basically property.
If a man rapes a virgin, he has to make restitution by paying the father. If a woman lies about being a virgin, she can be put to death.
If your children disobey you, you can have them stoned to death.
Women never have the right to right to file for divorce but men can in the case of infidelity.
God once had a bear maul a group of young children because they called a prophet baldy.
God struck Uzzah dead because he touched the ark to keep it from falling over.
God ordered the genocide of complete cities, including women, children, and animals because they didn't worship him, yet we are taught God is love.
If a man is homosexual, he can be stoned to death.
If you get a tattoo, you can't go to heaven.
The verse that people use in Romans to say homosexuality is a sin and won't go to heaven actually translates as male prostitute rather than homosexual. Also, other things besides that are listed, but people leave those out.
If a man thinks his wife has been unfaithful and she is pregnant, he can mix a drink of herbs and if she was unfaithful, the baby will die and be extracted out of her body on her thigh, yet we are taught abortion is a sin in the eyes of God under any circumstances.
God curses entire generations, up to the 7th generation, because of the sins of the forefathers.
God hardened Pharaoh's heart causing him to refuse to release the Israelites but then punished him for not releasing them.
All throughout the Old Testament men who were blessed by God had multiple wives and concubines, yet we are taught the Bible teaches one man and one woman only in a marriage.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:03:28 [Preview] No. 488 del
Psalm 137 says that anyone who smashes the babies of Babylon against the rocks and kills them is blessed.
We are taught that the Bible says we must give a tenth of our cash to the church, yet in the Bible tithing was the giving of food and crops so the priests could eat. At the time, there was already a monetary system in place. If it was supposed to be a tenth of your cash, that's what they would have said.
Lot offered up his two virgin daughters to be gang raped so the "wicked" men of the city would not have relations with two male visitors to his house. Lot was not punished but the men of the city were struck blind.
Slavery was condoned in the Bible.
The King James Version of the Bible has words and entire verses in it that some other translations do not. These verses and words were not in the original texts yet many people believe the KJV is the only true Bible, even though the Bible itself says do not add or take away from the texts.
Also, it was finished in 1611. It wasn't even the first Bible. The first Bible to be printed on a moveable type printing press was the Gutenberg Bible, printed in 1454 or 1455, a full 150 years before the before the KJV was even commissioned and 112 years before James was even born. That's not including all the other handwritten versions that existed before the printing press. Also, the Catholic version of the Bible is different than the Protestant version (the Catholic version has more books).
And then, I'm not going to even get into contradictions.
Any time any of this is brought up, Christians say something like "We can't question God" or "That's what is says but that's not what it means!" Another nugget is "Those were Old Testament laws! Jesus changed that with the new covenant!" even thought Jesus himself said he didn't come to change the law, only to fulfill it.
Many Christians also say that all the violence is limited to the Old Testament. They have clearly ignored or never read Revelation.
The more you study the Bible, the more you realize it just doesn't add up.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:13:42 [Preview] No. 489 del
>god says this, god says that
>blessings is a thing
>sin is a thing

a theism is clearly just another theism



Tricks and flips Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 00:33:16 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply]
>Be me
>Try to do a stupid trick to impress my friends
>Bang my head on a table
>See vision of Richard Dawkins
>Become a militant atheist
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Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 08:10:32 [Preview] No. 445 del
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Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 08:24:55 [Preview] No. 446 del
>>441
CHAOS REIGNS FROM THE EARTH TO THE SKY


Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 08:25:27 [Preview] No. 447 del
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Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 21:11:25 [Preview] No. 457 del
>>447
Atheism best field of science.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 00:23:51 [Preview] No. 485 del
>>3
Seil Heil



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Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No. 300 [Reply]
Why do feminists hate us? (Obligatory Hitchens worship.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TQas34criFo
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Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:59:10 [Preview] No. 454 del
>>453
but "neoliberal" as marxists put it is synonymous with "neocon". It has nothing to do with people who now call themselves "liberal"


Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 04:42:03 [Preview] No. 455 del
>>454
Hitch was basically a neoconservative at the end, he supported invading Iraq.


Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 04:29:30 [Preview] No. 456 del
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What would Hitch say to this?



Postatheism: the future clash of culture Anonymous 05/23/2017 (Tue) 06:33:51 [Preview] No. 481 [Reply]
Someday atheism will become a relgion/ideology and like those ideas, it will fracture. Some soviet nations will follow Hitchens, NATO will follow Sam Harris, and there will be war between liberals and conservatives.



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Deep words to live by Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 07:01:36 [Preview] No. 464 [Reply]
I will collect the greatest quotes of all time from Tumblr. All are by atheists of course.
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Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 14:28:34 [Preview] No. 473 del
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"Good people do good things, bad people do bad things, but in order to be a good person while you do bad things, you need atheism."

~Christopher Lenin


Dawkins 05/20/2017 (Sat) 01:03:31 [Preview] No. 478 del
Missing verse. Jesus said, no three positive integers a, b, and c shall satisfy the equation a^n + b^n = c^n. Now that would be impressive.


Dawkins 05/20/2017 (Sat) 01:03:51 [Preview] No. 479 del
I say unto you, pestilence comes not from evil spirits or sin but creatures too small for man to see & numbering more than the desert sands.



Theories to explain Texan stupidity Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 01:26:13 [Preview] No. 461 [Reply]
I am conducting scientific research into why Texans are so stupid and I found this peer reviewed blog.
http://jobsanger.blogspot.com/2011/12/too-many-texans-are-idiots.html?m=1
I will continue to research the environmental and genetic causes of Texan stupidity objectively.

Empirical data demonstrates that all Texans are idiots except for Aron Ra who is not a true Texan. Vote him for President.


Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 20:17:44 [Preview] No. 472 del
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T's because they're diehard Republican which is an antievolution party
http://www.pewforum.org/2013/12/30/publics-views-on-human-evolution/


Anonymous 05/15/2017 (Mon) 06:01:48 [Preview] No. 474 del
He is a bitter man and I have a Christian message to give to make him lighten up.
http://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE



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Hindu Nombr On Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 23:51:38 [Preview] No. 367 [Reply]
Hindu nombr on religon budys. athesm is paki faggor lie.
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Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 03:10:04 [Preview] No. 403 del
>>397
Superstitious and partly communist, but not religious?


Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 13:32:41 [Preview] No. 409 del
>>403
Buddhism is deeply engrained in their culture


Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:15:16 [Preview] No. 468 del
In Sweden people's needs are met by the Government so they reduce their reliance on God. Instead of puffing up the notion of God and trying to prove or disprove the existence of God we should be working together to solve our own problems and give up the notion of God. We should help each other solve problems by national means, not mythological mean


Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:15:54 [Preview] No. 469 del
In Sweden people's needs are met by the Government so they reduce their reliance on God. Instead of puffing up the notion of God and trying to prove or disprove the existence of God we should be working together to solve our own problems and give up the notion of God. We should help each other solve problems by national means, not mythological meanS


Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:16:11 [Preview] No. 470 del
In Sweden people's needs are met by the Government so they reduce their reliance on God. Instead of puffing up the notion of God and trying to prove or disprove the existence of God we should be working together to solve our own problems and give up the notion of God. We should help each other solve problems by national means, not mythological mean



Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:25:06 [Preview] No. 450 [Reply]
never forget if you talk to christians you are talking to animals
they believe in biblical crap and you cant prove them anything. and most important thing about chritians is they are schizophrenics, they talk with voices in their head.
mostly they do it when they want something to win and gain. the only reason why christians do "good" (like giving money to bums) is because they want the yid hanging from a stick to seem them doing "good" and then if they talk to with their voices in their head in on of their mono-mania conversations,
they demand usually free shit and money from the voice in their head:
>ohhhh yeshka pleeese give me more money. i gave last week $1 dollar to a bum im a good person now. oh why dont you love me yeshka. all i want is money why dont you give me more money
this is what chritianity is about for the average christian
the other part of christainity is worshiping young boys anus. christians are all homsexuals pedos.
but they behave like fat woman who want to lose weight. a fat woman starts a diet and after a week of abstinence the fat woman then buys all trash food and candy and eat it all at one .
thats how christians function - they say they hate pedophilia and boys anus, they then wait a week without sucking boys anus and then after a week of abstinence they catch a boy and suck his ass for money.
most boy molesters are always christcucks.


Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:27:29 [Preview] No. 451 del
>>450
Totally. If you don't like 2D women then you prefer boys? Then i know you do because you are a christian and chrisitans in its core are all about gay sex with underage boys.
if a boy stands next to you and no one is looking you definitely will try to touch him by the crotch. thats why i always advocate friends to keep their children away from christcuck men.


Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:37:54 [Preview] No. 452 del
Christianity was founded by a sect of messianic, apocalyptic 1st century Jews, namely Kephas, Ya'akov, Yohannan, and Sha'ul.
Christianity literally began as a culturally subversive quasi-Bolshevik Jewish religious cult.

marx was not a smart man but he definitely had a point on exposing christianity.
only because you dont like marx it doent mean he is wrong on everything.
60 billion russian christcucks are all like one
they talk the same - they do the same
killing them is like killing 1 person.


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Fedora philosophy Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 18:42:16 [Preview] No. 458 [Reply]
I'm an atheist trying to get more into Philosophy. I have read the 4 horsemen, CARL sagan, Nietzsche, and a fair amount of counter-apologetics material, but now I want to learn more about the secrets atheist genuises realize.

Do you know any websites or philosophy books written by atheists that I should read?

No Christian stuff or philosophy of religion fanfiction please, Christians are brainwashed and moronic, and I know the difference because I used to be one. I want profound philosophical material that challenges me to rethink my assumptions and change my political views.


Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 20:21:00 [Preview] No. 459 del
>>458
>I know the difference because I used to be one

You might want to chop your dick off and learn the difference between all men and all women.


Anonymous 05/08/2017 (Mon) 20:43:42 [Preview] No. 460 del
>>459
I will keep my dick in case I want to rape and dominate a theist at a cathedral, and prove to them there is neither a holy place or sympathetic god watching over them. Shouldn't you be on 8/pol though?



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Us politics Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 22:15:00 [Preview] No. 435 [Reply]
The new supreme cout justice will side with churches that get direct money from the government. http://marjoriecohn.com/gorsuch-is-already-channeling-scalia-on-life-or-death-decisions/


Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 05:29:20 [Preview] No. 436 del
Can we make flag burning a lynchable offense?
https://nyti.ms/2oghPvS


Anonymous 05/01/2017 (Mon) 00:03:48 [Preview] No. 438 del
>>435
U.S. President James K. Polk: “Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between Church and State.”


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>>435
what AM i fiting fooooooor?!!!


Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 11:28:24 [Preview] No. 449 del
Don't get unduly upset about Trump inserting more references to God than Obama. Trump is just following precedent.