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This Board Is Under New Ownership Anonymous Board owner 06/03/2017 (Sat) 09:06:40 [Preview] No. 496 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Seeking experienced Atheism anons to assist with thread creation and add to the mod team.

Reply if you're serious. I'd like to regrow this board.


Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:41:03 [Preview] No. 501 del
This board is dead and will remain so unless you allow shit posting. If you want to get serious lock the old topics, but don't delete them.

Are you from the old board?



Comics are my bible Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 04:22:34 [Preview] No. 549 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
EXCUSE ME SIR HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT PETER PARKER?


Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 04:23:25 [Preview] No. 550 del
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Uncle died for our sins.


Anonymous 08/16/2017 (Wed) 22:54:27 [Preview] No. 591 del
wow johnny cash was your uncle???
lucky



Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:25:06 [Preview] No. 450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
never forget if you talk to christians you are talking to animals
they believe in biblical crap and you cant prove them anything. and most important thing about chritians is they are schizophrenics, they talk with voices in their head.
mostly they do it when they want something to win and gain. the only reason why christians do "good" (like giving money to bums) is because they want the yid hanging from a stick to seem them doing "good" and then if they talk to with their voices in their head in on of their mono-mania conversations,
they demand usually free shit and money from the voice in their head:
>ohhhh yeshka pleeese give me more money. i gave last week $1 dollar to a bum im a good person now. oh why dont you love me yeshka. all i want is money why dont you give me more money
this is what chritianity is about for the average christian
the other part of christainity is worshiping young boys anus. christians are all homsexuals pedos.
but they behave like fat woman who want to lose weight. a fat woman starts a diet and after a week of abstinence the fat woman then buys all trash food and candy and eat it all at one .
thats how christians function - they say they hate pedophilia and boys anus, they then wait a week without sucking boys anus and then after a week of abstinence they catch a boy and suck his ass for money.
most boy molesters are always christcucks.
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Anonymous 08/02/2017 (Wed) 02:35:28 [Preview] No. 563 del
They make up scientific sounding words to try and teach illegally dumb Creationism in school. "Biogenesis" is one of them...
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/31/ohio-charter-school-accused-of-preaching-creationism-to-students/


Anonymous 08/02/2017 (Wed) 23:00:26 [Preview] No. 564 del
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This exmuslim gave a good speech about opposing Islam. Saving for posterity.


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:26:16 [Preview] No. 581 del


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 20:49:52 [Preview] No. 590 del
What is really sad is how often Christians insist that leaving religion should be the end of your friendship, as with this example:
https://pastornofaith.wordpress.com/2015/09/29/are-you-breaking-up-with-me/



Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 20:03:01 [Preview] No. 21 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm am atheist and a great man, but I believe we are living in a computerized stimulated reality meant to stimulate the evolution of early life. I have donated millions to a research Institute that wants to prevent sinister AI from talking over our planet. Did I mention I'm an atheist?
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Anonymous 07/29/2017 (Sat) 05:03:13 [Preview] No. 555 del
>>548
And in Christianity letting any children die is an unforgivable sin, even if it's a brain dead baby.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-baby-idUSKBN1AD0NT?il=0


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:33:34 [Preview] No. 582 del
>>24
>while most atheists are asian and white
Becouse civilization brings intelligence and then,bring also atheism


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:37:06 [Preview] No. 583 del
>>24
being atheism is being intelligent


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 16:40:50 [Preview] No. 584 del
>>30
>Yeah,ofcourse


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 20:34:18 [Preview] No. 589 del
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>>24
Get a load of this fag.
I bet you work for the CIA you CIA nigger. GTFO.



Music thread Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 19:56:18 [Preview] No. 81 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is the best song since it tells them God is a slob! I love to roll down the windows, and play it with my speakers cranked up to 11 right outside of a church choir on Sundays! When they come out all they can hear is my music!


Anonymous 12/24/2016 (Sat) 21:15:03 [Preview] No. 82 del


Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 09:02:26 [Preview] No. 159 del
>>81
>Not linking to the song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q [Embed]

>Do You Still Consider Yourself a Catholic Now?

>John Osbourn: "Oh, no. I definitely lapsed out of Catholicism a long time ago. I educated myself about the history of the Catholic Church and was very put off by the history of it— just the Church's involvement in so many temporal things and political things. But, I think there is something that I retained from that,. I try to have that sense of a spiritual space inside myself and try to find that in the everyday world and in the ordinary world.

The readings that I've done in Buddhism have really affected me very strongly."

I wonder if she wrote it when she rejected Catholicism.


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 20:34:06 [Preview] No. 588 del
And the pastor agrees! Christian music is trash!
https://pastornofaith.wordpress.com/2015/08/29/christian-music/



Reddit RP Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:18:02 [Preview] No. 85 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When you pray for my sick wife you're being an insensitive jerk!!! It upsets me as much as them replacing the 2 pound Darwin coin and setting the Britards back in their fight against state religion!
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/5ki0j3/im_a_little_drunk_and_i_need_to_get_something_off/
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Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 15:00:59 [Preview] No. 579 del
>>190
Great post!


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 15:23:20 [Preview] No. 580 del
>>211
Thanks,anon.That post makes me laugh.Makes me laugh about stupidity of religion.ANY religion


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 18:27:18 [Preview] No. 585 del
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/6tqug4/i_escaped_an_elaborate_kidnapping_ruse_in_africa/

If this story about escaping a gay reformation camp in Africa be true, then the ex-muslims of north america organization would be an excellent charity to donate to. They could protect the for,er Muslims who will become future opponents and reformers of the scourge that is Islam.


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 19:25:39 [Preview] No. 586 del
Found a blog by an expastor and I love this because as a Christian I too thought, "Did Jesus seriously call that woman a dog? What a racist bastard!"
https://pastornofaith.wordpress.com/2015/03/17/did-jesus-just-call-that-woman-a-dog/


Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 20:04:07 [Preview] No. 587 del
This is gold too:
>What many people fail to see about the Homosexuality vs. the Bible issue, is that this takes the bible head on. You can argue that divorce happens in the bible and is sometimes necessary. You can argue about when a (straight) couple is “married” and whether pre-ceremony sex is really forbidden or not. But in no uncertain terms can you reconcile two men having sex with the bible as being ever ok biblicaly speaking. The homosexual question doesn’t just attack Christian views on sexual ethics, it attacks the Christian view on the Bible itself and it’s authority. This is what many progressives miss. Christians are not just “defending marriage”, they’re actually being backed into a corner to defend the Bible itself as the sole source of authority and morality. It’s is illogical to hold to an inerrant view of the scriptures while declaring that monogamous homosexuality is ok with God. Either homosexuality is morally wrong, or the bible is emphatically wrong about homosexuality and morality. I’d choose the latter.

https://pastornofaith.wordpress.com/2015/07/13/pride-and-prejudice-a-conversation-with-my-wife-about-homosexuality-and-the-bible/



The DAWKINS code Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 22:10:01 [Preview] No. 347 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Christcucks are stupid (noun). Could I conjugate stupendous (adjective) into a noun when I want sound like I'm mocking them, but then go back on it and point at the dictionary/etymology and call them stupid for not understanding what I meant if I land in bad politics?

What other tricky words can you think of to mock our enemies?


Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 22:16:44 [Preview] No. 348 del
>>347
But of course it's stupendousness. I just misremembered not an ordinary ignoramus under a under a misapprhension or attempting to sound more intelligent than I am. Haha, you believed that. I was just lying. It was all a test to see if you know. I told you how to conjugate it because I'm a prodigy and happen to be magnanimous.


Anonymous 07/31/2017 (Mon) 23:26:35 [Preview] No. 558 del
Dawkins is again involved in the free speech debate against the American regressive left.
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/07/richard-dawkins-is-dragged-into-americas-tedious-free-speech-war/


Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 00:48:49 [Preview] No. 559 del
>>347
>What other tricky words can you think of to mock our enemies?
...

...the 'adverb' seem pretty tricky.


Anonymous 08/01/2017 (Tue) 21:52:03 [Preview] No. 561 del
https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/892002514597552128
Who do you prefer? Dawkins tweet that he doesn't seek controversy but clarity, or Hitchens for seeking controversy for It's own sake and encouraging you to be a contrarian? That does make Hitchens sound like an attention who're, doesn't it? As a media pundit he needed controversy to keep an audience. Dawkins is foremost a sc8entist, and atheism publications just became his second job so he has never needed it.

In the absence of information I prefer the default skepticism and individualism of Hitchens, and the sheer stubbornness to going with the flow. Hitchens builds a good habit that prevents becoming a Lemming, while with Dawkins' approach you could slip up and become too complacent.



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If you could put the worst atheists in a fighting pit Anonymous 08/04/2017 (Fri) 04:32:26 [Preview] No. 567 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Who would you want to see fight? Steve Shoves or PZ Meyers? PZ Meyers knows about evolution and has a primitive mind which might give him an edge in a fist fight, but Steve Shives might roll onto his back piss himdelf, and whine like a retarded puppy and make Meyers feel too sorry for him to attack. Then Steve Shives would strike him when his back was turned, and keep beating him when he was on the ground until long after he was already dead. But I don't know, if Steve Shoves loses the gamble thr slapfest might end in a draw since they're both effeminine cuckolds.


Anonymous 08/04/2017 (Fri) 08:20:01 [Preview] No. 569 del
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>>567
He always looks so innocent...
...I want to protect his smile.



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Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 17:55:27 [Preview] No. 551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Those stupid Christians. Most of them don't understand their own religion, they don't even read the Bible. Christianity ruins everything for not reading the Bible. If it was up to us atheists, learning the bible would be mandatary, and it would be translated to even more languages, so Christians would know that the bible and faith gives people the excuse to do all the horrible things they wouldn't otherwise do, like extortion of protection money and brainwashing in schools. We could tell everybody not to do it!


Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 10:16:19 [Preview] No. 552 del
I agree, all Christians should read the bible. Maybe I should start giving them away as gifts to Christians. Atheist kids should definitely read it, and not just bible stories.


Anonymous 07/26/2017 (Wed) 17:07:03 [Preview] No. 553 del
Meanwhile churches are being used to block the law and give assylum to illegals.
https://widerimage.reuters.com/story/from-church-sanctuary-colorado-woman-defies-ice


Anonymous 07/26/2017 (Wed) 17:45:20 [Preview] No. 554 del
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>>553
You can tell they've never read a bible. Activism like this wouldn't happen in a secular society, where bible is well understood and it doesn't give people the excuse to pull this shit against the legitimate force of the law.



Anonymous 07/12/2017 (Wed) 23:22:31 [Preview] No. 536 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How could we get more people on this board?
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Anonymous 07/13/2017 (Thu) 19:34:23 [Preview] No. 538 del
>>537
I'm not a slave who needs a master to be happy. You can be my slave and I will be your lord and master.


Anonymous 07/14/2017 (Fri) 01:17:06 [Preview] No. 539 del
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>>538
Atheists, by definition, do not have a set of "objective" moral beliefs. Some atheists might think slavery is okay, some might not. I run all of my thoughts and decisions through my dick.


Anonymous 07/15/2017 (Sat) 14:57:04 [Preview] No. 541 del
>>539
Atheists believe that God is not only knowable but specifically theistic, which puts them neatly into the category of the most buttfuck nowhere bydlo fundamentalists. They believe in a God-shaped hole surrounded by all the exact same things an existing God would be surrounded by in an actual sand religion. If they'd been told that JFK brought them their christmas presents, they would have stopped believing in JFK.


Anonymous 07/16/2017 (Sun) 08:47:38 [Preview] No. 542 del
>>541
Naw, atheists don't believe in much of anything, they just don't believe in any gods. That impression you have is only because atheists talk about Christian definitions rejecting Christianity, but we would readily reject other forms of theism.


Anonymous 07/16/2017 (Sun) 15:37:44 [Preview] No. 543 del
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>>542
>other forms of theism
Christianity is just the belief in Jesus Christ, not a form of theism :^)

Christians talk about the secular definitions of theism, but would readily reject other forms of marxist thought control dogma. :^):^)