07/05/2018 (Thu) 19:56:22
Call an ambulance.
She's either whacked outta her mind on crack, or she really has slipped, fallen, and injured herself.
Don't get me wrong. She's gorgeous. Let's assume she is totally, provably OK, and there was some mix-up with an escort service instead. I would be more than happy to provide for her medical "treatment" in the form of a pleasantly gentile bath with a massage, thence carrying her into administrative detainment for clinical observation via cuddling in the bedroom upstairs.
But, seriously dude. My first thought is to call an ambulance.