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Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 22:50:06 [Preview] No. 11186 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I can't be the only one that's bothered by literal children playing video games intended for mature audiences. Especially when it's a story heavy game, it's almost insulting to the developers because the children playing are likely too stupid to comprehend the story. Take Hotline Miami for example. This fantastic game with an intriguing story is saturated with a community of morons (many of whom are children younger than fourteen, believe it or not) who post furry-tier trash like pic related. There's also the old tried and true example of Call of Duty. The classic world war two fps overtaken by spoiled young children with virtual bloodlust and short attention spans.

Children ruin literally every piece of media they touch.


Psych hobbiest 09/14/2017 (Thu) 07:27:37 [Preview] No. 11187 del
>>>/blog/
plenty of studies done on traumatizing children with certain themes not suitable for their developmental growth, which ESRB, PEGI, CERO, etc. do not take into account. Caveat parentis. Recall who heeded the creation of these organizations, not what affects specific media invoke on children.

A book can be just as stigmatizing as movie, music, and video game: mutual exclusives. Adults can just be as affected consuming media their psyche cannot handle, it really depends on the maturity of the individual. Regardless, being traumatized by lived experiences occurs many times more than media. E.g Person witness another being killed by another human, animal, or accident. Etc..

I see more cases of kids bullying each other (teachers too) which adversely affect children more than what video games can instill; which the science suggest little affects overall. Raising a child seems to be the most significant component on how a child will grow, even if they play morbid games.
E.g. Parent that teaching their children about violent gruesome games (co-play or not) vs abused children by parents coping by playing violent gruesome games.


Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 22:30:35 [Preview] No. 11196 del
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I'm not a puritanical conservative but I think I will limit my kid's time with individualistic video games until he is older. I would rather encourage him to meet people, or at least play multi-player games with people in the same room.

Otherwise he might end up with aDHD/autism/less empathty + sociopathic tendencies

This goes for TV too. I'd rather my kid read good books and stimulate his mind, and be happy with the real world, than to be exposes mainly to time wasters, and have to watch crappy escapism stories to survive psychologically.



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We need a game with new age themes Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 22:23:21 [Preview] No. 11194 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So the new age people who collect healing stones (just rocks and gems).....do they think they're playing a RPG? I mean they seem to think certain stones will protect them from debuffs like cancer, poison, or bad energies that would power down their attack points.

Sounds like a great idea for a video game...picture yourself walking around Portland, Oregon fighting antifa, angry heavy metal fans, anarchist punks, Wiccans, and methheads on skateboards. Later you must collect the special rings from conservative sororities to unlock the seal on the dean's heart and free Evergreen University from liberal tyranny.

There could even be a level where you have to escort RICHARD DAWKINS past crazy liberals and Muslims into the heart of irrational America: Berkley. In his radiant presence all of the magical rings lose their effect.



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Empty boxes Anonymous 08/18/2017 (Fri) 14:20:18 [Preview] No. 11118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This will never happen because it's inconvenient for each company's own proprietary DRM, but I wish game collecting turned into buying a chip that contains space for the data, plus an universal, cartridge-specific license to download the game from any cooperating hardware manufacturer's own internet store.

This could happen if a single company became like reverse Nintendo: establish their own cartridge format without even having your own console for it. Imagine if Limited Run Games started manufacturing a cartridge and a card reader that works on PC, and console manufacturers were convinced to support indies by including a port for that card reader.
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Anonymous 08/22/2017 (Tue) 20:02:30 [Preview] No. 11129 del
>>11124
>So, i guess thats it.
I'm baffled how you can take this whole concept entirely from a self-obsessed point of view, and only over things I specifically spell out for you. Obviously the same technology would apply to any game that's not 90% bloated with visual effects, I just mentioned that the commercial path to this becoming a reality could start with indie titles, because the demand for physical releases of indie titles has proven to be there.

In it's bare simplicity I just want basically the same data saving solution that we currently have for digitally bought games, but with the SD card housed in an external shell that works just like a game boy game. Added to that there should be the ability to use that same memory space regardless of what console you have since it's all just different data builds of the same software, and since we're buying physical why not also have a dedicated memory card for every single game that can be predownloaded and ready to start on the way from the store. Then you can just convert it into different console version if need be by using that console's eShop as a server backup.

The shelling process is just there as opposed to simply having swap ready SD cards for every console because there needs to be a commercial proprietor that can guarantee the game devs an install base, and to develop the solution that can utilize a universal format for the game saves and download rights that should work on any build of the game. The formula has already been shown to work by consoles existing in the first place.


Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:45:21 [Preview] No. 11155 del
>plus an universal, cartridge-specific license to download the game from any cooperating hardware manufacturer's own internet store.

DRM is AIDs and cancer, it's anticonsumer in the long run since game collecting is not possible due to Publishers shutting down services for old games. It's anticonsumer in the short run since Publishers are known to put in "limited install" parameters to their DRM or "always online" faggotry. Or like some of the WORST publishers such as EA, Acti, UBi have shown they abuse DRM to cut out features or controversial content via patches. Modern DRM will always be shit due to Publishers abusing it, or abandoning infrastructure plus services for old games.

Right now I have MULTIPLE old games such as Delta Force, Rainbow Six Raven Shield, Army Men 1,2, Toys in Space, Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and all of them work right out of the box. There's no need for me to login to some sort of E-Store service to download a patch, no need for updates. All I have to do is pop in the disc and if asked for a CD key I can just plop it inside.

Patching these games is also OPTIONAL since these games were released before releasing bug ridden messes that get fixed via patching using shitty E-Store services was a thing. Fuck Valve, fuck Nintendo, fuck Ubi, fuck most of the modern gaming industry, and fuck you OP for being underagedb& or a fucking sheep.


Anonymous 09/07/2017 (Thu) 21:23:03 [Preview] No. 11177 del
>>11155
>I have MULTIPLE old games such as Delta Force, Rainbow Six Raven Shield, Army Men 1,2, Toys in Space, Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and all of them work right out of the box

Well, enjoy your microshaft PC or depending on linux commies because your consumership is worth nothing. More living industry for the rest of us who want more than 10 games during our lifetime. That's the attitude that created those games to begin with, but I guess you were only pretending to having been born at that time.


Anonymous 09/08/2017 (Fri) 03:18:48 [Preview] No. 11179 del
Thought this thread was going to be about those guys who sell original empty boxes of old video games on ebay for $10, (no game included.) Who the hell buys those things?


Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 21:27:36 [Preview] No. 11193 del
Here's what those really are: store bought eShop credit for one game. And you get a collectible repro box as a small incentive.



Anonymous 08/24/2017 (Thu) 01:48:12 [Preview] No. 11133 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
welcome to /v/ let me be your guide


Anonymous 08/26/2017 (Sat) 03:07:03 [Preview] No. 11134 del
hello madame


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Does this legitimize vidya, or does this delegitimize the office of the German Chancellor?



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Share Thread Anonymous 09/07/2017 (Thu) 08:56:23 [Preview] No. 11175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what to do.

Also, distance yourselves from Jimchan


Sonic Mania UPDATE 1.03.0831-CPY Anonymous 09/07/2017 (Thu) 09:28:03 [Preview] No. 11176 del
Tested and verified, even works on WineHQ:
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For the file here:
Name: Sonic Mania.7z
Size: 206274896 bytes (196 MB)
SHA256: 47E95837128809B71F8BC6D43FA98BCAEF4983A3B5727B2A5BC844DE6DBC12DC
SHA1: 600E17830DB53212BF9072BB90934F60B1247B2E
BLAKE2sp: 2A7BA1F223C35897B187A238B4B4A730D437C10C45A81D784C7EBFD210DA1789


AM2R v1.3.1 Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 12:13:56 [Preview] No. 11188 del
n64WasAnInsideJob's magnet: (suspect 3 files on the HD version are incorrect, see attached forward message for details)
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remove spaces^

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I hate to ask, but if those anyone here have a reddit account and could post the following attached message in my behalf? Apparently reddit doesn't like cock.li domains, and I couldn't find anyone on the IRC channels to repost on my behalf:
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Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 13:15:14 [Preview] No. 11190 del
>>11188
Fixed and compressed things further for an updated torrent. Share this instead of those former sources^
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Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 13:17:43 [Preview] No. 11191 del
>>11190
Dunno what happen to my post. Basically new torrent up:
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I guess I can link the entire huge magnet link, but you already have the btih if you remove the spaces.



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Anonymous 09/12/2017 (Tue) 20:27:15 [Preview] No. 11182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hey japan stop being faggots


Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 09:04:18 [Preview] No. 11183 del
Fuck you


Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 19:54:52 [Preview] No. 11185 del
I take it back, westerners are after all much bigger faggots.


Anonymous 09/15/2017 (Fri) 11:32:15 [Preview] No. 11201 del
>>11182
if you want to insult my little asian friends in japan who make my pocky you need to go through me *pops collar on trench coat*

Also no more heroes 3 is going to suck I can feel it.
Please let me be wrong but I think its at the stage where everyone is trying to make references to the old no more heroes so the people who played it years ago can be like "I REMEMBER THAT XD" And they'll go the cheap route of making bosses feel more absurd and less quirky (in a good way) or fun than old NMH. I swear to fuck if there's a single goddamn selfie reference or 'this is how the world works now gramps look at my iphone' I'll 'switch' the game off.
Forever.



Anonymous 06/29/2017 (Thu) 19:57:17 [Preview] No. 10902 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There was this one thread in which platformers were being discussed really in depth. Specifically Sonic platformers in 3d, and I think I have an idea on how to fix the combat while adding to the platforming. Why not, when you destroy more than one enemy by jumping on top of them, the camera changes to bird's eye view?

This COMPLETELY does away with the shitty auto aim mechanics we see in 3d Sonics without compromising jumping speed like in the 3d Mario, Pacman or Crash games.
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Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 14:29:06 [Preview] No. 11146 del
>>11025
It barely dawned on me but

>both games use KB+M
>both games are PC exclusive

Just goes to show PC is the superior 3d platformer platform. :^)


Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:25:18 [Preview] No. 11153 del
>>11146
Not really, side scrollers are shit on PC due to the fact you need to buy a very well made keyboard to take full advantage of inputs. Although I guess you can argue that's a user end issue, not of the genre's efficacy on PC platforms. But honestly, where should a game stop being accessible hardware end, in order to be a well tailored enthusiast experience?

Should all "hardcore" PC platformers require users to buy obscure/expensive mechanical keyboards that allow for multiple movement inputs? Honestly I think not.


Anonymous 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:29:02 [Preview] No. 11173 del
>>11153
> you need to buy a very well made keyboard to take full advantage of inputs
First of all, before the sperglords make huge mess out of answering this in all their autistic droves, that is just simply wrong and not true at all.

If anyone wants to make a stab at the more fundamental question about install base ramifications on economics, you can now go ahead. Should people be forced to buy proprietary hardware and is PC the biggest culprit of that? Keep in mind this is entirely offtopic as well.


Anonymous 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:49:39 [Preview] No. 11174 del
How about this: instead of dumbing down gear shifts to a press of a button like in Lost World, we start with an explorative, slow sonic game that controls much like Mario 64 and is evocative of how you first get into playing Sonic CD; then, on that base, we build levels around further options to shift gears upwards through multiple "jumps" that work like the triple jump, and each intiates a faster mode of running? They shouldn't of course all be consecutively more airy like it is with Mario because Sonic isn't really about that, but instead they'd be a similar premade set of different heighted jumps that you'd have to look for the correct terrain to be able to pull off without stumbling. Then in these modern times we can just stretch out the levels to start fiddling with velocity and slopes and possible routes to go rather than building routes you have to go.

Lately I've been pissed that there's basically no competition at all for 3D Mario. Devs just don't get the backflip platforming or the multiple jump thing.


Anonymous 09/10/2017 (Sun) 17:02:05 [Preview] No. 11181 del
Is there even a one 3D platformer besides Mario games that actually builds challenges around the platforming mechanic and not something tertiary like shooting the enemies before they push you over a ledge?



gta sa thread Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 19:10:07 [Preview] No. 10883 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what is a good mod for san andreas?
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Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 14:24:56 [Preview] No. 11145 del
>>11144
>waaaah people scolded me for being a retarded faggot who doesn't understand GTASA introduced new gameplay mechanics, as well as a physics engine to the series
>waaaah please pity me

Fuck off, go back to 8/v/ where you can post this retarded shit and get off scott free due to much of the userbase being underagedb&.


Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 16:21:34 [Preview] No. 11147 del
>>11145
>>11145
You sure made me mad


Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:20:05 [Preview] No. 11152 del
>>11147
It's not about "trolling you" it's about you being a faggot hypocrite who accuses others of "low quality/effort" posting, when you yourself shit out half baked ideas. San Andreas OBJECTIVELY introduced new mechanics that changes dramatically gameplay, from RPG mechanics, to AI, to physics, to power scaling of foes due to these tweeks. This is an imageboard, we judge by ideas, and your ideas were shit, badly thought out through and through.


Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 20:07:05 [Preview] No. 11156 del
>>11152

And you can be some worthless nigger fucking his ten worthless imaginary white technovidyaskanks.

Fuck off.


Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 20:09:15 [Preview] No. 11157 del



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Anonymous 08/28/2017 (Mon) 13:21:10 [Preview] No. 11138 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Tfw, the zelda 64 signs and scribbles meant something


Anonymous 08/28/2017 (Mon) 19:22:21 [Preview] No. 11139 del
WHOA

-Neo, "Matrix"


匿名 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:25:08 [Preview] No. 11140 del
「にんてんとう」?


Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 05:02:30 [Preview] No. 11149 del
>>11140
Nintendo!



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Whale spotting Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:51:58 [Preview] No. 10925 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is what 45,000 USD of digital game currency buys you.
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Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 21:53:12 [Preview] No. 11030 del
>>11029
>Skillbased

Bullshit, the game will definitely cheat if you start getting payouts. You know no one is regulating it and looking over the code. At the very least harder "random levels" will load more if a Call of Duty pro starts racking in dough.


Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 21:55:18 [Preview] No. 11031 del
>>11030
>harder "random levels" will load more
gotta kick some hard ass so you can earn the big bucks pal


Anonymous 08/12/2017 (Sat) 17:14:39 [Preview] No. 11112 del
>>11030
Of coyrse the game is not 100% skill based.

The luck component of the game is level layout and enemy loadout. So it's not just about how well you play the shitty sub 30fps piece of shit game, but whether you get enough robots to destroy and whether the level out of 100 possible ones is easy to navigate.


Anonymous 08/27/2017 (Sun) 20:30:57 [Preview] No. 11136 del
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>>10984
Okay, I've leveled her up to level 50, but her heal only gives 450 to the party, which isn't enough to keep anyone alive. She's not bad, just not great. But leveling her up from here is seriously hard so I think maybe I should save my ascension items for a better servant, with a cooler mythology.

I also looked up her myth and she's based on the girl from the bible who was beside Mary: the girl that washed Jesus's feet. Didn't know Christians were stupid enough to turn her into a dragon tamer that visited France.

I like how the Japs gave her a slutty voice, so she always is about to say something crude or indecent and then tries to catch herself and sound chaste and saintly. Like when she levels up she screams "Yeah! YEEEAH!" like getting empowered has made her sexually excited, and then blushes and politely says, "Erhm, I meant...thank you."

And they gave her big tits, and a swimsuit. Every time a Christian talk about the story of her pleasing Jesus, I'm going to picture this repressed slut and her stockings gap.


Anonymous 08/27/2017 (Sun) 20:33:22 [Preview] No. 11137 del
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I think Kiyohime would make a better waifu though. Kiyo straight up tells you to feel free to touch her wherever you like, anytime.