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Critic 05/19/2016 (Thu) 20:07:49 Id: ed53a2 [Preview] No. 47 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is the greatest movie ever made by the hands of man?
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Critic 01/06/2018 (Sat) 15:49:44 Id: 9dc413 [Preview] No.469 del
One of the big red flags when listening to criticism is when they could just as well apply to a book. Things like plot holes, they are very superficial observations about narrative and mostly concern people who don't really even care whether what they're looking at is a movie or book, they only care about pandering to their own little narratives. Commercialism. If a good movie has a(n actual) plot hole it's a shame, but only for reasons external to the movie itself. And mostly it's dependent on the viewer's bias, they just claim the plot holes start where their own prior knowledge of how the world is ends. If a person was so uncultured he didn't know anybody who has a father, and a movie featured an intact family, that person would call it a plot hole that's there just some guy hanging out at some mother's house. It's a shame that this movie can't reach somebody that dense, and a better movie would reach anybody by some cinematic magic, but it's not a flaw in the movie and what it set out to portray. It would be like complaining the finest pearl doesn't also make coffee.

Critic 01/06/2018 (Sat) 19:18:38 Id: 0033d2 [Preview] No.470 del
Hard to say, I can name a few must haves:

The Shining 1980
Night of the Living Dead (the original 60s version)
Carnival of Souls (the original 60s version)
Deliverance 1972
Bad Boys 1983
The Boys Next Door
Two-lane Blacktop
Easy Rider 1969
Beetlejuice 1988
Requiem For The Dream
Pink Flamingos (warning: not family friendly)

Critic 01/06/2018 (Sat) 19:21:45 Id: 0033d2 [Preview] No.471 del
Ah yes, add the Jaws and Rambo series as must haves too.

Critic 01/07/2018 (Sun) 05:06:59 Id: cca012 [Preview] No.472 del
Bro, the entire movie is about the significance of the main character's last words and flashbacks throughout the film of his life. His last word, Rosebud at the end turned out to be a sled he had as a child. Showing that, although he was rich, had all the material possessions in the world, influence, trophy wife, he wanted that happiness a child had in a simple toy. I did like the movie but when it's a plot hole that is important to the entire plot, and theme of the movie it's a bigger deal than normal imo. The entire movie is in fact bookended by his last words in the beginning and the revelation of their significance at the end. But no one was there to hear them unless you're just assuming his butler is there. Not a huge deal but it is rarely brought up even in a trivial light when critics discuss it.
I would think you'd see it brought up more as trivial footnote at least.
>Tour de force acting of Orson Welles, revolutionary lighting and cinematic pacing etc. Key plot point is nonsensical, but you probably won't notice your first time through.

Critic 04/01/2018 (Sun) 17:38:59 Id: 95cc49 [Preview] No.549 del
Yes! Some other oldies but goodies:

Rivers Edge (1987) [not family friendly]
Blue Velvet (1986) [not family friendly]
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
The Crazies (the original 1973 film)
Slingblade (1996)
Bad Boy Bubby (1994) [not family friendly]
Night of the Comet (1984)
Trading Places (1983)
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry (1974)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

And one newer film I recall...

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The Frugal Gourmet (mp4) Critic 12/01/2017 (Fri) 18:48:55 Id: 0737f6 [Preview] No. 175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Frugal Gourmet (#F!awt3wTjS!nQsYgdo_u-Yh0vLA-ohcIA)

The Frugal Gourmet was a classic cooking show that first aired in the late 70s on WTTW in Chicago. Later, re-airing nationally on PBS from 1983 to 1997.

There are no DVDs of this show in existence. Old VHS recordings were uploaded to Youtube a while back ago, but Google Inc. shut it all down. Fortunately for us, I have it all backed up.

All the episodes will be mirrored below in timely fashion, many of them come in two parts. A few special holiday episodes come in three or four parts.

Expect around 4 to 5 episodes mirrored per day until uploading is finished. (This show is also currently being shared via the P2P client Soulseek!)
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Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 16:21:12 Id: 2ade0f [Preview] No.482 del
The Frugal Gourmet - Sauces Clip.mp4

*this is not a full episode*

Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 16:26:28 Id: 2ade0f [Preview] No.483 del
The Frugal Gourmet - Brown Stock Clip.mp4

*this is not a full episode*

Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 16:34:19 Id: 2ade0f [Preview] No.484 del
The Frugal Gourmet - French Bread Clip.mp4

*this is not a full episode*

Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 16:37:25 Id: 2ade0f [Preview] No.485 del
The Frugal Gourmet - Pea and Egg Soup Clip.mp4

*this is not a full episode*

Critic 02/11/2018 (Sun) 17:30:50 Id: 522ab7 [Preview] No.545 del
Whoever posted this thank you very much! I created my own DVD collection with all the episodes posted here. I remember watching this show when I was younger and for a cooking show Jeff Smith made it both informative and fun to watch. We need more shows like this today.

Download ALL Archie Bunker's Place Episodes @ Soulseek! Critic 09/05/2017 (Tue) 18:53:29 Id: 81bb66 [Preview] No. 114 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am sharing all the Archie Bunker's Place episodes, including Seasons 3 and 4 which are very hard to find!

Most of these seasons were NEVER released on official DVDs!

To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.

Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for "Archie Bunker's Place"

Feel free to download them and PLEASE DO SHARE!
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Critic 02/04/2018 (Sun) 16:39:12 Id: 4d80b5 [Preview] No.540 del
Archie Bunker's Place S04E21.Bunker.Madness.mp4

Critic 02/04/2018 (Sun) 16:50:43 Id: 4d80b5 [Preview] No.541 del
Archie Bunker's Place S04E22.No.One.Said.it.Was.Easy.mp4

Critic 02/04/2018 (Sun) 16:51:50 Id: 4d80b5 [Preview] No.542 del
Archie Bunker's Place S04E22.No.One.Said.it.Was.Easy.mp4

Critic 02/04/2018 (Sun) 17:00:07 Id: 4d80b5 [Preview] No.543 del
Archie Bunker's Place S04E23.Small.Claims.Court.mp4

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Archie Bunker's Place S04E24.I'm.Torn.Here.mp4

And that's it folks!

To download the full All In The Family series, go here: >>404

The torrent is still active. If you decide to download it, please help seed it!

On Rey being mary sue Critic 01/21/2018 (Sun) 10:27:35 Id: fb97d4 [Preview] No. 508 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do hollywood actors generally just not have drama degrees? This video is made by a complete moron as well, but it stikes me on many occasions the people actually performing in films don't have the kind of formal knowledge in social study that would make articulating their craft so much easier and more interesting.

Why is anyone even answering these mary sue "accusations" seriously? I put in quotes because really, it doesn't even matter, but the thing is, what Rey is is a shit character, but not a mary sue. She's in no way an indulgent character, she's an underdeveloped character which is in some ways the opposite of a mary sue, although none the more elevated. But we get these fucking mouth breathers weighing in about "mary sue" because it's the most accusatory sounding term they can find in a dictionary despite not having a clue what they're talking about. I'm personally offended that this kind of shitshow will even exist when on the other hand I have to hear that social science is worthless. If it's that trivial then shut up or at least don't fucking suck at it, jesus christ, this is why we create tools.

It's like watching lab coat wearing jocks piss on a petridish while claiming that chemistry is not a 'real' science. On the basis that real scientists do nothing but piss on petridishes.

Critic 01/27/2018 (Sat) 18:55:20 Id: fb97d4 [Preview] No.519 del
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I wish Rey becomes Margaret Thatcher and leads Kylo Ren as the Grand Dragon of the Alt-Right side of the force by Episode 10.

And Mara Jade becomes canon

Critic 01/27/2018 (Sat) 18:58:19 Id: fb97d4 [Preview] No.520 del
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because that would be hot

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All In The Family (Seasons 1 - 9) Critic 12/26/2017 (Tue) 13:00:54 Id: dd21d4 [Preview] No. 404 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All In The Family (Seasons 1 - 9) + First Two Seasons of Archie Bunker's Place (MKV Format)


This show is also being shared via Soulseek (a decentralized P2P file sharing client).

Several episodes will be mirrored per day within this thread, until finished.

Archie Bunker's Place has not been forgotten: >>>/tv/114
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Critic 01/01/2018 (Mon) 16:37:45 Id: 650ed0 [Preview] No.459 del
I'm having trouble uploading videos here, again. Will try to upload more from time to time. Page freezes for no apparent reason, hopefully this thread was not blocked.

Download the rest via torrent or Soulseek in the meantime...

Critic 01/01/2018 (Mon) 22:10:59 Id: ba481a [Preview] No.460 del
Update: some videos are in m4v formats which were not compatible with this website. I am currently converting all the m4v formats to mkv and will continue uploading when finished.

Critic 01/02/2018 (Tue) 19:20:30 Id: ef397c [Preview] No.466 del
Files no longer allowed to be uploaded here.

Sorry. Can't do anything about it.

Complain here if you care to be provided with more content: >>>/operate/8056

Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 14:53:46 Id: 1ee8e3 [Preview] No.477 del
I have decided that I'll be converting my MKV formats to mp4s and then upload the mp4s considering mp4s can still be uploaded. As far as I'm concerned something - or someone - has blocked the MKV formating from being uploaded. Intentional or unintentional, whatever.

mp4s of the rest of this show will be dumped here within the next week, depending on my schedule.

Critic 01/17/2018 (Wed) 17:07:17 Id: 35451d [Preview] No.499 del
UPDATE: To my dissatisfaction and dismay, I am no longer able to upload videos to this thread anymore, not even mp4s will upload! Something or someone has disabled uploads completely, if deliberate likely from fears of a DMCA crackdown. Therefore, you can download ALL the episodes of this show here (oh, I WILL be seeding!):


You can also find this show on Soulseek! Sorry for the inconvenience but I QUITE! /tv/ threads are being sabotaged and I'm not going to deal with this bullshit any longer!

Complain here: >>>/operate/8056

SPECIAL REPORT Critic 01/11/2018 (Thu) 05:55:11 Id: 2b85fa [Preview] No. 473 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m0XYIme-j4k [Embed]

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Critic 01/14/2018 (Sun) 14:42:59 Id: 33b21e [Preview] No.476 del
If your going to post stuff on /tv/ do it the right way and post the damn video in full please!

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Critic 12/31/2017 (Sun) 19:50:39 Id: 894ca3 [Preview] No. 456 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It says with pulp.

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Critic 01/02/2018 (Tue) 15:10:17 Id: 20419c [Preview] No.462 del
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You said you like pulp.

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Woody Woodpecker - Trailer Critic 12/22/2017 (Fri) 10:14:15 Id: 8aa3b6 [Preview] No. 375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHzTLDP4o_Q [Embed]

The original Spongebob Squarepants source material gets the patented Universal treatment of reminding us that it's futile to dream.

Critic 12/22/2017 (Fri) 10:16:54 Id: 8aa3b6 [Preview] No.376 del
(The original Zootopia source material gets the patented Sony treatment of reminding us that terrorism deserves to win.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ittn4f0Em4 [Embed]

Critic 12/22/2017 (Fri) 10:54:43 Id: 86e641 [Preview] No.377 del
Dude if your going to post something on /tv/ please rip something in full and just upload it to the damn board. Don't be dishing out random Youtube links to trailers which could be taken down any time Google pleases.

Critic 12/22/2017 (Fri) 11:03:36 Id: 8aa3b6 [Preview] No.378 del
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Okay, faggots, this is how you modernize a franchise:

So you can't make a somber story because you need the ADHD kid ratings. I get it. You have that constraint as your personal obstacle. What you do is, you allegorize it, and make it a component of the story you're writing. If you can't do real Peter Rabbit, maybe make it about a Peter Rabbit Jr., and include Peter Senior as a side character. Draw from your experience of having to balance the expectations and reality and tell your own story about a younger, unruly rabbit, who is coming to terms with meeting the older halfway by learning to appreciate the old values. Hell, even make him not learn shit, but just flip the tables by carefully presenting the case that new generations can be more off-the-cuff and it's the old ones who are too strict, but justify it. You can have your little bitch Mr. McGregor as well, screaming to keep the kids entertained. Make the old one having died offscreen and him inheriting the house, and make the central conflict to be exactly that he's so much of a pushover that he allows the animals to mess things up. Create a conflict and then resolve it. That's storytelling, you damn hacks.

Critic 12/22/2017 (Fri) 11:09:18 Id: 8aa3b6 [Preview] No.379 del
>trailers which could be taken down any time Google pleases.

Noted. At the risk of hitting the wall of region locked content, I post official links when I find it appropriate, and at the risk of upload impermanence I post fully ripped videos when appropriate.

Critic 12/22/2017 (Fri) 11:29:43 Id: 86e641 [Preview] No.380 del
Funny, because I personally can't stand new movies because their story lines suck ass. I haven't been to a movie theater since my kids were teenagers! That's been over 12 years ago. I stick to the old time classics because at least they have good story lines. It makes sense that they get so obnoxious with films now days considering so many kids have ADHD and have the attention span of a monkey.

Download Frugal Gourmet Episodes! Critic 08/24/2017 (Thu) 22:22:58 Id: c59c7d [Preview] No. 109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am sharing all the Frugal Gourmet episodes ripped from Youtube that have been taken down!

To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.

Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for "Frugal Gourmet" or "The Frugal Gourmet" or for "Jeff Smith."

Results should show up if I am online and logged in.

I have 149 Frugal Gourmet videos being shared (so far)...

Feel free to download them and PLEASE DO SHARE!
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Critic 08/25/2017 (Fri) 15:57:36 Id: b0895e [Preview] No. 113 del

mega.co.nz/ #F!awt3wTjS!nQsYgdo_u-Yh0vLA-ohcIA

Critic 09/24/2017 (Sun) 02:47:56 Id: 5ddef8 [Preview] No. 117 del
I am officially seeding this torrent (at least for now):


I will not be online all the time, so you'll have to remain patient (just like the downloaders have to remain patient when I'm sharing files over Soulseek). This show is a classic, but VERY HARD to find! Take the opportunity now if you want it!

Critic 11/08/2017 (Wed) 08:06:45 Id: fa3bda [Preview] No. 159 del
Thank you!!! I was kicking myself for not finishing downloading these when they were on YouTube. I was certain they were gone forever!

Thanks! Shawn 12/18/2017 (Mon) 03:44:56 Id: 60c117 [Preview] No.346 del
Thanks so much for these. My Great Grandmother used to watch this when I was young, and often I would watch with her when visiting my grandparents house (she lived with them at the time). Brings back some good memories!

Critic 12/18/2017 (Mon) 16:18:20 Id: d53c4f [Preview] No.347 del
You are very welcome, very glad to have helped people find these rare episodes. All of the episodes I have backed up are being mirrored here too: >>175 where you can watch (or download) the mp4 videos right from your own browser.

The rest of the collection will be uploaded soon.