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Webm thread Anonymous 05/23/2016 (Mon) 23:08:37 [Preview] No. 3991
Post your /tech/ related webms

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Anonymous 01/18/2017 (Wed) 05:07:12 [Preview] No. 7862 del
kek on that last one

Anonymous 02/13/2017 (Mon) 03:10:34 [Preview] No. 8013 del
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Anonymous 02/15/2017 (Wed) 02:00:07 [Preview] No. 8025 del

Anonymous 02/17/2017 (Fri) 20:20:06 [Preview] No. 8038 del
OP and all, simple non seq question here

Why did those shitbrands Apple, Google, Shitquest Consortium Inc, and whomever else, need to introduce a new, yet another neeeeeew format for this incredibly simple thing called FUCKIN VIDEO...? Why why does the tard from the rich tech tards continue to flow, why??? Fucking previous codecs and formats were fine as fuck you know that.

Why webms OP, I mean, come on, this shit is getting so very old. I would render googshits and apple down to the last employee.

Anonymous 02/17/2017 (Fri) 20:23:40 [Preview] No. 8039 del
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OP and BO I love tech as such but also I feel we will need to proceed in an warlike fashion here.

Thus, I am gifting board with rarememe, of my own throwback design, heh enjoy some lols.

"Ever tuck you child in from halfway around the world? You will!" - Tom Selleck voice in old TV commercials

Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 07:36:49 [Preview] No. 8049 del
I dunno i think it was mostly some gay drama/politics shit about rulecucked corporations behind browsers (google, mozilla, microsoft) not being able to use an existing format because of copyright or some bullshit, back when HTML5 was being standardized. There's no real reason really. Basically the reason is because they're faggots.

Anonymous 02/20/2017 (Mon) 07:41:57 [Preview] No. 8050 del

Brought tears to my eyes.

Anonymous 02/21/2017 (Tue) 20:15:12 [Preview] No. 8068 del
Okay I used fraps to cap a nice little 4gb video file from within BF2. Then I downloaded the webm package, and ran the command line to convert.

CRUNCH, first error is, you have no sound. Yes it converted but with no audio. Come to find out, everyone knows this is one of the major fuckups with this tard webm plan. as they say on their utterly retarded site:

>DirectShow Filters
>We provide DirectShow filters for playing and working with WebM on Windows.
>Once the filters are installed on your system, applications that use
>the DirectShow framework (such as Windows Media Player, and others)
>will be able to play and encode WebM media.
>Note that you’ll also need to install Vorbis audio support.

it just keep getting worse. So, I find the god damned fucking vorbis codec here: https://xiph.org/dshow/ and then I try encoding again from the command line and CRUNCH it fails with this stupid error:

>"WebmMux filterinstance does not support iWebmMux interface"

Well la dee fuckin dah! Can some savant wizard explain this shit error to me?

Anonymous 02/21/2017 (Tue) 21:09:59 [Preview] No. 8069 del

I used the freeware from these kind folk. The results are somewhat impressive. from 4gb to 32mb. You'll need to switch the audio to vorbis.


Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 10:05:03 [Preview] No. 8086 del
Diagnosis complete.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 13:08:39 [Preview] No. 8088 del

I have met many *nix expert over my time and most of them were meaningless overpaid faggots.

But yeah webm is okay once you get past those idiots who think they are improving things by constant "improvements", I mean honestly, all the unix people have had is 40 years to fuck up the world, I think it's time to make all of you famous.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 13:12:45 [Preview] No. 8089 del
It's not like I don't have a toy unix box to fuck around with, but it is the same amount of trust involved. You trust one body of shitheads or the other, thats all.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 14:44:59 [Preview] No. 8091 del
>but it is the same amount of trust involved
How so?
I'm not saying that by using a 'nix OS you dont have to trust anyone, you do, there's still mostly proprietary hardware if nothing else, BUT there's definitely not the same amount of trust involved when you're using Windows.
Windows is closed as you can get, where as the whole 'nix system of OSs is mostly open and free, so i fail to see how is "trust level" the same.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 15:22:34 [Preview] No. 8092 del
>but it is the same amount of trust involved
>How so?
>I'm not saying that by using a
>'nix OS you dont have to trust
>anyone, you do

Yeah like automatically downloading every damn thing you need a la sudo? I mean I used it when I was told to, sure I know how to remote into unix blade in retail stores and navigate all these fake ass virtual systems, yeah, it's fucking exciting as all fuck, don't get me wrong. I am fully vested in social security, I worked my whole fuckin life in IT, and I can live on < 1000 dollars a month. I live in a /pol/ based mentality, this tech board cannot understand, forgive me for abusing this thread. I pray OP will delete my posts.

>there's still mostly proprietary
>hardware if nothing else, BUT
>there's definitely not the same
>amount of trust involved when
>you're using Windows.

After I wrote the above posts, I realized that, I love being baited by a snipey comment like that, "fuckin windows users" I have heard it my whole life from the old days. But see, when baited, I just eat the bait, the fisherman, everything. It's fun for me. Yet, not so much fun for the fishers.

Your point about hardware is fine, I will comment on some other thread you open here, please, let us keep this as a webm thread. But yeah.

>Windows is closed as you can get,
>where as the whole 'nix system of
>OSs is mostly open and free, so i
>fail to see how is "trust level"
>the same.

No args per se. As username "smallpeeps" on ATS I long ago had a thread "Windows XP: Open the Code Now!" and it's out there, floating on IP zone. Yes, Microsoft i horrible templar flag based shit which Gates got money from his dad, to buy from some dude across the street. He is a total fucking moron, I grant you that. Bottom line is that back when the genesis of C64 to IBM/Apple happened, the nixer were uber wizards at that time, and remain so, but fail to see they missed their window. Artists like me hated Apple from the git go, but we needed machines that allowed gaming and expression, only IBM based machines did that. I am talking from even trying to do graphic with geo on c64 and Amiga, so this is an old conversation. I will go no farther than win7 but I know it' based and rooted, they can fucking see my desktop and fuck themselves at the same time, because in giving any artistic skills to the people, any expression, Microsoft and all tech wizard fascists, are doomed. Art beats everything, if done right.

This will go back and forth, I therefore cast "spell of deflection" into some other thread about "GLPtard Tech Argument Thread" I am up for that, copypaste my comments or link to that thread.. But for this webm thread, let it be enough for now.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 17:56:46 [Preview] No. 8093 del
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I've met many sound engineers in my work as an independent recording artist, and most of them were meaningless overpaid faggots.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 18:11:33 [Preview] No. 8094 del


but thy have to slum for work like all editors and end up cutting dome fag pr0n eventually, oh the horror stories I hear from career editors. Is video or audio engineering really even an actual job that people get paid for? Wow, that's awesome I guess. But the suffering of editing other people's worst video work, is painful, so, maybe pain taken, factors into this equation? We can assume faggoty means weak and petty and not an allusion to sexual prefs.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 19:13:06 [Preview] No. 8095 del
That is being over dramatic. You would not be surprised how little some of these musicians know about technology. If you can quickly compliment thee clients desired sound then you are acting as that artists foundation and can control that artist completely for that en-devour. is the artistic intent that they pay you to captain. That is the feeling of power. Now when someone wants you to do something that is artistically bankrupt a lot of these guys fill it in with their kikeling virtue memeing.Disrupting that dynamic by whatever means necessary is the pleasure that is received.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 19:19:34 [Preview] No. 8096 del

Hmm, not webm related but that was some good stuff. but

> kikeling virtue memeing.

WTF either you are a kike or you have virtue. I don't buy into recent faggy terms or chanisms, like virtue signal etc, means jack shit to me.

This is kinda fitting tho that we have a cross spectrum thread on tech board about webms and windows versus unix old farts, music engineer versus musician, heh, reminds me of that skrillex song with some dude talking about how no one is a musician if you can't play guitar. I mean, I am bout as good at guitar as I am at nixy stuff, but still, can I play along, yes, can I set up a BF2 server yes. Can I make and upload a webm? Hmm only just recently, thanks to some germans.

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Anonymous 03/19/2017 (Sun) 19:15:24 [Preview] No. 8202 del
Background music song?

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 06:27:21 [Preview] No. 8230 del
you'll have to watch the considerably better video which the OP parodies known as brodyquest
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Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 06:29:15 [Preview] No. 8231 del
oh look, the link on youtube has this in the description

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 07:08:24 [Preview] No. 8232 del
10Q anon, apparently I'm living under a rock

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