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GR15 Defense Force 07/17/2017 (Mon) 21:40:00 [Preview] No. 61881
I have recently switched from Cool Ranch Doritos™ to Salsa Verde Flavor™. The following is my reasoning:

When I was five my father used to rub Ajax household cleaner all over my tender scalp and whip me with a piece of blue extension cord. All the day, from sun up until sun down, he would rant about the Jews, their evil ways, the dark stranglehold they held over the Western world. It was quite vexing and my childhood was turbulent, to say the least. My only consolation was my favorite snack, Cool Ranch™ Doritos Brand™ Corn Chips™.

However, in the last couple of years, the temperature of the Ranch™ in the Doritos™ has noticeably decreased. Yes, that's right, you heard right, Cool Ranch Doritos™ Brand Corn Chips are now 20% Cooler™.

I have therefore switched to Salsa Verde™ Doritos™ Brand Corn™ Chips™, because I cannot abide change. When I was five my mother called me "Sweet Titty Bunt Cake" and would often dress me up like a potato. I have avoided potato chips to this day. Thank you for listening.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 22:01:33 [Preview] No. 61890 del
See now this is a quality shitpost


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 22:11:52 [Preview] No. 61897 del
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>>61881
you've only come half as far as you need to on your journey to flavored corn chip enlightenment.

Find transport to your local Big Lots™ and purchase pic related
NOW


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:19:34 [Preview] No. 61992 del
But which came first ?
Ranch ?
Or Cool Ranch ?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:22:32 [Preview] No. 62000 del
>>61992
Ranc-


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:49:32 [Preview] No. 62017 del
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>>61897
>not getting 7-Select chips at your local friendly 7-11


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:50:51 [Preview] No. 62019 del
>>62017
i smash the fuck otu of 7/11 snak food


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:11:44 [Preview] No. 62035 del
now this is the kind of shitposting I can get with
if /mlpol/ wants to bring this shitposting game here on a regular basis then I am all for it


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:20:39 [Preview] No. 62045 del
>>62035
Me too. Also does 711 have buffalo wing chips cause holy shit im pissed old dutch canceled rave chips.


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:22:44 [Preview] No. 62052 del
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I was in new orleans recently and had a bag of these chips
they are amazing
my new favorite chip
wish I could buy them where I live


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:37:56 [Preview] No. 62069 del
>>62017
>not living in QuikTrip territory
those look good tbh


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:40:09 [Preview] No. 62074 del
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Anyone ever had these?


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:40:45 [Preview] No. 62076 del
I lik snaks


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:41:29 [Preview] No. 62079 del
>>62074
ye
tastes like old bay sprinkled on chips


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:44:57 [Preview] No. 62088 del
>>62052
nigger those can be found in a bunch of places. Go into any Potbelly's anywhere and they have them


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:46:05 [Preview] No. 62090 del
>>62088
they definitely dont ship them to potbellys in the west


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:46:32 [Preview] No. 62092 del
>>62088
what the fuck is a potbellys?


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:46:55 [Preview] No. 62093 del
>>62092
sandwich shop


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:47:13 [Preview] No. 62094 del
I'm bout to take niggas to church.


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:49:33 [Preview] No. 62101 del
>>62094
bugles is some fake pork rinds ish nikka, hayell nah


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:49:41 [Preview] No. 62102 del
>>62090
what do they have then? half their selection is usually Zapp's

https://www.potbelly.com/menu/Sides%20&%20Chips


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:51:37 [Preview] No. 62106 del
>>62101
fuk outta here lame ass nycka


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:51:38 [Preview] No. 62107 del
>>62102
just lays and sun chips


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 00:54:52 [Preview] No. 62119 del
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Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 01:27:04 [Preview] No. 62238 del
>>62106
>sweet onion petals
well now you talkin my langidge nigga sheeeeit


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 02:32:24 [Preview] No. 62401 del
>>62393
its not the same
I want to be able to roll up into a 711 and buy a bag
having snacks shipped to you in the mail is cheating the system


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 02:34:37 [Preview] No. 62408 del
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don't mind if I do


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 02:35:33 [Preview] No. 62410 del
>>62401
buy it and have it shipped to your local 711


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 02:40:55 [Preview] No. 62422 del
>>62410
thats the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard

GENIUS


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 03:04:29 [Preview] No. 62485 del
>>62408
>crawtators
patrician


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 04:03:11 [Preview] No. 62583 del
>>62485
/sp/ crawdad boil meetup when?


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 04:03:44 [Preview] No. 62584 del
>>62485
tried those too
was disappointed tbh


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 07:57:27 [Preview] No. 62678 del
>>62408
Honest to god, crartators in general and all those flavors sound pretty dang boss. But that price point is kind of a rip by volume imo especially considering you're buying in bulk.


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 09:54:58 [Preview] No. 62708 del
I lik snaks


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 10:36:06 [Preview] No. 62717 del
>snackposting


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 14:59:13 [Preview] No. 62773 del
>>62717
SNACKS BUDDY, SNACKS NIGGA


Spartan 07/25/2017 (Tue) 09:50:36 [Preview] No. 68712 del
>>61897
¡JEB! SURGE



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