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John Motherfucking Elway Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:01:51 [Preview] No. 60403
ITT we pay homage to John Elway; the patron saint, projenitor, and keeper of all His footballs.
We shall begin today's homage by turning to John Elway chapter 7 verse 16.
And the good Ponies of Elway did reside soundly in their home. Having a shiny Football trophy atop their mantle, they could not imagine that anything sinister might be afoot. In the early hours, a prayer unto Elway was uttered.
As the morning advanced, ponies began to stir and go about their bantz, all the while the quad-get of Football loomed.
A mighty Bronco appeared and attempted to seize that get of the quad Football, in honor and glory of John Elway. It was to have been a living testament to His glory, that one of His should grasp these temporal Footballs, whilst He in Denver should have and keep All the Footballs, forevermore Football.
This magnificent play by this mighty Bronco was in vain, for a new opponent had appeared.
Suddenly and as if from a Barry Sanders evade, a dastardly figure from /sp/ appeared. He cackled maniacally at the assembled Ponies and held aloft the coveted quad-Football get.
He was immediately smote by a stroke of lightning from the Heavens.
His post and presence reduced to a pile of smoky ash, his stolen gets now laid at the feet of the mighty Bronco who tenitively grasped those gets, checking his priviledge.
From on high, John Elway did smile. For he had forseen all that had ever and would ever transpire to do with Footballs, for they are all His Footballs.
Even when they are scattered in space, being fought over by the Two Mannings, or other forms of Football entirely, John Elway knows and loves all His Footballs, and cannot abide them being blitzed out from under his Broncos. In His wisdom He saw that those interlopers from /sp/ had broken the first rule of His Footballs; there was no coin toss.
Without this, the offense was operating off-sides against an opponent that wasn't even on the field. This lesson would long impress His Broncos.
The vagabonds did cry out and salt did rain down, their ill-gotten gets stripped of them.
They had not grasped where upon they had blitzed.
John Elway laughed in Football, a booming and terrible burst of divine force that resounded and reverberated on, through, and out the other sides of the invader's buttholes. The devastation was immediate and irreversible.
Their presence had indeed been felt, and the good Ponies and mighty Broncos were that much wiser for the experience.
But here was where gods did reign, and one of those gods had All the Footballs.
His name, hallowed and hall-of-famed be it, is John Elway.
Football.

Post stories, memes, and devotionals to John Elway and His Denver Broncos
>totally not pony related in any way shape or form


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:02:56 [Preview] No. 60405 del
raiding us with sports on the sportschan

oh no
this is the worst moment of my life


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:04:22 [Preview] No. 60408 del
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Thanks (((Ghost))), you have truly convinced me in the art of interracial cuckoldry and the merits of raising your wifes black children.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:05:05 [Preview] No. 60409 del
I sense a ghostly feeling from this OP


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:08:42 [Preview] No. 60413 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:08:44 [Preview] No. 60414 del
is it meme time?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:09:04 [Preview] No. 60415 del
>>60409
its horsefuckers this time
not ghost


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:09:23 [Preview] No. 60416 del
>>60414
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THERE IS EVER A TIME WHERE IT IS NOT MEMETIME?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:09:31 [Preview] No. 60417 del
NOW SON IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEMES YOUR MOTHER AND I WILL DISOWN YOU


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:09:43 [Preview] No. 60419 del
>>60409
This is a nice thread


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:09:47 [Preview] No. 60420 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XVadsSaNuOc [Embed]

el Gay and the bwahncos BTFO by a GOAT-led GOAT franchise

>your heart breaks for the denver broncos
No, Dierdorf, it really doesn't


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:10:02 [Preview] No. 60421 del
>>60415
Whats the difference?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:10:44 [Preview] No. 60423 del
DAD I DONT WANT TO EAT MEMES I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY SPINNER IM THE FUTURE YOU FUCK


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:10:57 [Preview] No. 60424 del
>>60421
ghost was banned by the horsefuckers
2extreme4them


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:11:38 [Preview] No. 60425 del
IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEMES THEN ILL HAVE TO DROP YOU OFF AT THE ADOPTION AGENCY


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:11:56 [Preview] No. 60426 del
I AM M.E.M.E

MASTER OF ELECTRONIC MEME EXCELLENCE

SHOW ME YOUR BEST MEME AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:12:32 [Preview] No. 60428 del
IS MY STUPID FUCK SON NOT EATING HIS MEMES?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:12:35 [Preview] No. 60429 del
>>60420
gud postrs budy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:12:39 [Preview] No. 60430 del
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Let me give you five motherfucking very good reasons why your sprite is shit and you yourself are shit and you should actually kill yourself:

JOHN ELWAY, JOHN "FUCK YOU" ELWAY, JOHN "EAT FUCKING SHIT" ELWAY, JOHN "I AM THE STATE" ELWAY, and JOHN "I WILL RAM THIS MEME DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU LOVE IT" ELWAY.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.

I agree, sneks are awful. But you know what isn't awful? The Denver Broncos.

The Denver Broncos are football now and forever. The Denver Broncos rose out of the darkness that was Oakland and cast the Raiders into the pit of eternal darkness, and sent their leader Princess Luna to the Dark Side of the Moon to listen to Pink Floyd until the end of all eternity.

For it was that Dan Reeves did cum inside the Lady Dash one fateful December night, and thus was born unto all of us in the city of Denver a Savior, tis John Elway the Lord, Praise Football (praise football).

And then John Elway burst into football and the world became football, and the glory of football was seen by all the ponies who fell to their knees and did render praise unto John Elway and Praise Football (praise football). And so it was that John Elway did marry Princess Celestia and sired a child, and that child was football, and the child burst into football and football was all the land and the land was at peace and was football (praise football).


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:13:06 [Preview] No. 60431 del
>>60430
I am good raiding a board, even tho it is mine


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:13:43 [Preview] No. 60432 del
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>>60413
You call that hot ?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:13:52 [Preview] No. 60433 del
HES NOT COPERATING HONEY IM GETTING REAL MAD WE SHOULD BEAT HIM BEFORE SEND HIM TO THE ADOPTION AGENCY


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:14:00 [Preview] No. 60434 del
>>60428
LETS KILL HIM AND MAKE A NEW SON


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:14:20 [Preview] No. 60436 del
>>60432
Come on now, we aren't trying to scar them for life


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:14:48 [Preview] No. 60437 del
can we sticky this thread pls Goatbro?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:15:12 [Preview] No. 60439 del
>>60434
GOT THE KNIFE READY TO FUCKING GO ITS TIME TO MAKE A NEW SON A BETTER SON A REAL MEMER


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:15:40 [Preview] No. 60440 del
INDIA NUMER ON
>>60000


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:15:49 [Preview] No. 60441 del
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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:16:47 [Preview] No. 60442 del
>>60439
IM KILLING HIM HONEY
IM REALLY KILLING HIM

NOW LET ME CUM INSIDE YOU A BUNCH OF TIMES


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:16:49 [Preview] No. 60443 del
MOM AND DAD YOU CANT KILL ME OR DROP ME OFF AT THE ADOPTION AGENCY THATS ABUSE ILL CALL CHILD SERVICES IM TRANS I HAVE A SPINNER YOU FUCKS


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:17:05 [Preview] No. 60444 del
>>60441
You're asking for it now

CHEF FANS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Dmfiv0_ENY [Embed]


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:17:29 [Preview] No. 60445 del
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>>60444
Bro you need to calm down bro. Also checked


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:17:52 [Preview] No. 60446 del
>>60441
didn't the broncos come back in win that game in overtime on a fumble recovery and walked into the endzone?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:18:08 [Preview] No. 60447 del
DAILY REMINDER THAT JOHN """ELWAY"" LOST TO THE JASG THE FUCKING JASG IN 1996

THE JASG
REALLY THE JASG
AGHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:18:28 [Preview] No. 60448 del
>>60442
I LOVE WHEN WE KILL OUR SON TOGETHER HONEY ITS SO ROMANTIC I WANT YOUR MEMES INSIDE ME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:18:43 [Preview] No. 60450 del
>>60447
Fuck you asshole, that was worse loss than any of the superb owl loses


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:19:10 [Preview] No. 60451 del
im tempted to just endlessly hope solos vagina spam this thread just for fun but i have to get up tomorrow early


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:19:30 [Preview] No. 60452 del
ITS JUST LIKE THE DOCTOR SAID YOU KILL YOU SON YOULL BE HAPPIER


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:19:59 [Preview] No. 60453 del
>>60450
AND IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
THAT GAME WAS REAL LIFE
21 YEARS LATER AND YOU STILL MAD

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
THAT SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
IT WASNT EVEN A DREAM OR A MEME
IT WAS REAL LIFE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:20:29 [Preview] No. 60454 del
THE WITCH DOCTOR SAID I COULD USE MEMES MAYBE I SHOULD INJECT SOME OF THE MEMES HE GAVE ME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:21:08 [Preview] No. 60455 del
>>60450
>getting BTFO on beyond primtetime television by a meme Quarterback and the BLM dindu nuffin squad of Seattlel
>worse than losing to the Jags

hahaha, ur so gay kid, i bet you kiss black guys on the mouth and suck on their pee-pees


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:21:49 [Preview] No. 60456 del
JUST INJECT THIS SYRINGE OF MEMES RIGHT IN


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:22:30 [Preview] No. 60457 del
hi im a meme


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:22:41 [Preview] No. 60458 del
>>60446
you wish. Chiefs swept the AFC West 2016, and >we beat the broncos that game by a score of 33-10


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:23:00 [Preview] No. 60460 del
HONEY WHERE ARE YOU I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MEMES INSIDE ME MAKE ANOTHER BABY SO WE CAN KILL IT AGAIN


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:23:08 [Preview] No. 60461 del
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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:23:36 [Preview] No. 60462 del
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feels like my sides just got kicked by a horse


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:23:39 [Preview] No. 60463 del
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:24:05 [Preview] No. 60464 del
SOMETHINGS WRRONG THESE MEMES I INJECTED HOLY FUCK SOMETHINGS WRONG FUCK HE WAS WELL RECOMMEND ON CRAIGSLIST


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:24:33 [Preview] No. 60465 del
>>60461
>age
>41

HOLY FUCK THE ELDERLY NEED TO BE PUT TO DEATH


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:24:45 [Preview] No. 60466 del
>>60458
Are you sure that game wasn't from the year before (I think it was the first game of the year) where the chefs went up big and the broncos came back and won in overtime...you know which one I am talking about, right?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:24:56 [Preview] No. 60468 del
>>60464
excuse me mr mememan but your not looking so hot


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:25:06 [Preview] No. 60469 del
IM TRANSFORMING FUCK MEMEMMEMEMEEMMEEMMEEMMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:25:24 [Preview] No. 60470 del
HELLO IM CAPTAIN MEME OF THE MEME PD
I AM INVESTIGATING THE DEATH OF LITTLE MEME JR
HE WAS FOUND DEAD IN THE RIVER
DO YOU KNOW WHO DID THIS?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:25:41 [Preview] No. 60471 del
>>60458
not to mention Poe putting a cherry on top of the shit sandwich Andy Reid and co force-fed the donkeys


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:26:03 [Preview] No. 60472 del
>>60455
The seahawks loss wasn't anything even close to the loss against the Redskins (up 10-0 and lose 42-10) or the loss against the 49ers (55-10)


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:26:12 [Preview] No. 60473 del
>>60469
your an idiot honestly, everyone knows you dont get memes off of craigslist
that is where you go to find transient hookers to muitiate, torture and rape and leave for dead on the side of a road


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:26:28 [Preview] No. 60474 del
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>>60441
>kelce's block that took Darian Stewart's soul


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:27:00 [Preview] No. 60475 del
holy fuck i cant stop snorting memes


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:27:18 [Preview] No. 60477 del
>>60470
OH HI OFFICER I DIDNT REALISIZE MY SON WAS DEAD AND IN A RIVER THATS GOOOD I MEAN HE WANTED TO DIE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:27:35 [Preview] No. 60478 del
>>60461
ghost plz


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:27:47 [Preview] No. 60480 del
>>60466
You don't watch football.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:28:00 [Preview] No. 60482 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:28:14 [Preview] No. 60483 del
ruhroh raggy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:28:24 [Preview] No. 60484 del
>>60466
It's Tyreek Hill's 71 yd td from the Christmas 2016 game you triple nigger


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:28:30 [Preview] No. 60485 del
>>60477
MURDER IS ILLEGAL MAAM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO KILLED YOUR SON?
DID HE HAVE ANY ENEMIES?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:28:38 [Preview] No. 60486 del
MR MEME OFFICER LOOK AT MY BREASTS DONT YOU LIKE THEM?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:29:42 [Preview] No. 60489 del
>>60486
yes i do


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:29:52 [Preview] No. 60490 del
nice nips bb


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:30:07 [Preview] No. 60492 del
>>60485
I BLAME MY HUSBAND ITS ENTIERLY HIS FAULT YOU SHOULD SHOOT HIM ON SIGHT


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:30:32 [Preview] No. 60493 del
>>60484
I was thinking of this game you quadruple nigger

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S0Ca8v1gH68 [Embed]


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:30:47 [Preview] No. 60494 del
HONEY I'M HOME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:31:05 [Preview] No. 60495 del
>>60492
LET ME TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT NOW THIS IS A SERIOUS CRIME INVESTIGATION


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:31:11 [Preview] No. 60496 del
Who is this ghost I keep hearing about?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:31:19 [Preview] No. 60497 del
FUCK THESE MEMES THE WITHDOCTOR GAVE ME ARE WAYYY TOOO STRONG FUCKKK


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:31:31 [Preview] No. 60498 del
I like this raid btw


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:32:03 [Preview] No. 60500 del
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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:32:11 [Preview] No. 60501 del
>>60496
anarchist broncos fan from wisconsin
been on /sp/ forever
geriatric oldfag in his 40s
probably lives in a nursing home


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:32:12 [Preview] No. 60502 del
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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:32:42 [Preview] No. 60504 del
>>60495
NO JUST SHOOT HIM DONT ASK QUESTIONS DAMMIT OFFICER MEME IM A WOMAN IM INNOCENT SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:32:51 [Preview] No. 60505 del
>>60496
ever heard of the Highway of Death?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:33:25 [Preview] No. 60506 del
can i help you officer? honey what's going on!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:33:58 [Preview] No. 60508 del
HONEY WHAT ARE THE COPS DOING HERE?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:34:41 [Preview] No. 60512 del
>>60506
SIR YOUR SON IS DEAD WE FOUND HIM IN THE RIVER
STABBED MANY TIMES
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:34:53 [Preview] No. 60513 del
i had a ruff day at work and i need some memes!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:35:14 [Preview] No. 60514 del
POOR MEME JR LOOK AT HIM WHO WOULD VE DONE THIS TO A YOUNG MEMER?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:36:00 [Preview] No. 60515 del
>>60512
I swear officer you better find the guy who gave him those memes before I do!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:36:27 [Preview] No. 60516 del
THIS IS A RADIO BROADCAST TO MOURN THE DEATH OF A LOCAL YOUNG MEMER MEME JR IS DEAD


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:37:18 [Preview] No. 60517 del
>>60496
Ex-pat gone AWOL who is a former citizen of (((Ghost)))consin and our resident cuckold who routinely would post about his black sons and his insatiable lust for black dick.

Some have come to think that after the election of Donald Trump he went underground and started a Bernin' for Bernie revolutionary army amassing ammo and people in underground bunkers across the United States in hopes of performing a series of coordinated attacks on white upper class neighborhoods before launching an all out assault on Donald Trump himself.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:37:27 [Preview] No. 60518 del
>>60515
OUR INVESTIGATION SHOWS YOUR CAR IN THE AREA THE NIGHT THE BODY WAS FOUND AND EYEWITNESSES DESCRIBING A MAN WHO FITS YOUR DESCRIPTION DUMPING HIS BODY IN THE RIVER


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:37:47 [Preview] No. 60519 del
>>60515
HONEY WHY DID YOU KILL MEME JR I KNOW ITS YOUR FAUTLT YOUR FAULTLLT OFFICER SHOOT HIM NOW


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:38:56 [Preview] No. 60521 del
>>60518
SHE TOOK MY CAR THAT NIGHT OFFICER, SHE SAID SHE HAD TO GO POWDER HER NOSE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:39:04 [Preview] No. 60522 del
>>60518
OFFICER I CAN EXPLAIN SEE I WAS INJECTING MEMES A WITCHDOCTOR ON CRAIGSLIST GAVE ME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:39:10 [Preview] No. 60523 del
>>60519
let me ask him again
SIR DID YOU KILL MEME JR?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:39:39 [Preview] No. 60524 del
>>60522
go on


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:39:40 [Preview] No. 60525 del
>>60519
YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:40:33 [Preview] No. 60526 del
>>60523
LISTEN OFFICER I ONLY PUSHED HIM INTO THE WATER KNOWING HE COULDNT SWIM HE DROWNED ON HIS OWN


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:41:10 [Preview] No. 60528 del
>>60526
oh ok sir
sorry to bother you
have a nice night


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:41:27 [Preview] No. 60529 del
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dink & DUNK on bitch ass DONKS


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:41:33 [Preview] No. 60530 del
SEE IM CRYING I DIDNT EXPECT THE FUCKER TO DROWN ONE WHOLE TEAR


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:42:38 [Preview] No. 60531 del
>>60530
our investigation has resulted in a black meme being arrested for this crime
sorry to bother you


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:42:41 [Preview] No. 60532 del
HONEY THE NEXT TIME WE KILL OUR SON WELL HAVE TO BE A LOT MORE CAREFUL THAT WAS A REAL TIGHT ONE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:43:04 [Preview] No. 60533 del
>doesn't have the balls to breed with a horse
>wouldn't pleasure his mare if she was in heat and winking her clitoris

you're fucking gay


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:43:42 [Preview] No. 60534 del
>>60532
you know nothing gets me off more than a brush in with the law babe


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:44:01 [Preview] No. 60535 del
BUT LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS BODY HONEY


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:44:39 [Preview] No. 60536 del
i dindu nuffin
i didn kill no meme


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:44:44 [Preview] No. 60537 del
>>60533
death to zoophiles
no really


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:45:06 [Preview] No. 60538 del
LOOK AT IT HONEY YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MY HOT BLONDE ALLIGATOR CATCHER


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:46:07 [Preview] No. 60539 del
>>60536
In the case of the murder of meme jr
I sentence tyrone to death


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:46:19 [Preview] No. 60540 del
nothing makes my rocketship swell up like your memey blond bush baby


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:46:34 [Preview] No. 60541 del
>>60536
SEEING AS YOUR A NEGRO I AM CHARGING YOU AND JUSTICE I SERVED WHITE MEMES DONT COMMIT CRIMES. AS HONORABLE JUDGE MEME I SAY I HOPE YOUR BLACK ASS FRIES


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:46:56 [Preview] No. 60542 del
>>60539
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:47:33 [Preview] No. 60545 del
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I just got a job as a stable boy. Cant wait I'm so excited


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:47:36 [Preview] No. 60546 del
LETS GO WATCH THAT EXECUTION AFTER WE PLANT ANOTHER MEME IN YOUR BELLY BABY


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:47:47 [Preview] No. 60547 del
yo hono i got 2 llil blak chilluns of mah own nao


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:47:52 [Preview] No. 60548 del
I don't think they understand how many times we have been spammed (most of the time self-inflicted) and all it does is clear out the old. I very cathartic experience


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:48:38 [Preview] No. 60550 del
This song has been stuck in my head


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:49:08 [Preview] No. 60551 del
>>60548
im enjoying this raid tho


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:49:28 [Preview] No. 60552 del
well "raid" honestly


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:49:35 [Preview] No. 60553 del
>>60547
appeal denied


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:49:38 [Preview] No. 60554 del
>>60551
We're being raided? idk everything seems normal


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:50:08 [Preview] No. 60555 del
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOVE MAKING MEMES IN YOUR BELLY BABY


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:50:11 [Preview] No. 60556 del
>>60554
they think they are raiding us with sports


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:50:25 [Preview] No. 60558 del
>>60551
It is more fun that we usually have at this time


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:50:51 [Preview] No. 60559 del
>>60556
the last thing we would expect I think


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:51:12 [Preview] No. 60560 del
>>60551
>raiding /sp/

Its like that Southpark episode.
"Its like pissing into an ocean of piss."


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:51:17 [Preview] No. 60561 del
(3.09 MB 480x270 Lavar.gif)


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:51:28 [Preview] No. 60562 del
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We drawtism nao


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:52:12 [Preview] No. 60564 del
>>60561
I need one of those shirts (for $199.99)


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:52:43 [Preview] No. 60565 del
>>60561
big fucking baller brand


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:52:56 [Preview] No. 60566 del
>>60564
>buying just one


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:53:20 [Preview] No. 60567 del
>>60561
BIG BALLER HOURS
WHO UP?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:54:13 [Preview] No. 60569 del
FUCKING MEMES EXPLODING UP IN THAT PUSSY


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:54:32 [Preview] No. 60570 del
>>60567
real big baller time up in here


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:55:06 [Preview] No. 60571 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:55:41 [Preview] No. 60572 del
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DOYERMIL IN DA HOUSEEEEEEE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:56:18 [Preview] No. 60574 del
>>60572
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy fucking beautiful


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:57:27 [Preview] No. 60577 del
ayyy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:57:53 [Preview] No. 60579 del
>>60572
doyarmil is worst mil


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:58:18 [Preview] No. 60580 del
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AND THEN HE SAID
JOHN ELWAY!
AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:58:45 [Preview] No. 60581 del
THERE WE GO THATS A BEAUTIFUL BUILDING


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:58:52 [Preview] No. 60582 del
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Firstr porno pic i ever made.
R8 my OC


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 04:59:47 [Preview] No. 60584 del
>>60582
realistic go on deviant art you can make a fortune now


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:00:07 [Preview] No. 60585 del
ITS ME HOWARD STERN
EVERYONE IS A HACK
THEY ALL STOLE FROM ME
I MADE IT ALL
THEY ARE ALL PHONIES
THEY ARE ALL NOBODIES
IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:01:13 [Preview] No. 60588 del
BOW TO THE KANGZ


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:01:22 [Preview] No. 60589 del
i would stay up to shit post
but i am far too tired.

have some comfy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:01:47 [Preview] No. 60590 del
>>60585
YES ROBIN IM FUCKING BETTER THAN JESUS


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:01:50 [Preview] No. 60591 del
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i lik clots budy
india numer on


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:02:36 [Preview] No. 60593 del
DIRECT HIT CRUISE MISSILE

PONY DED


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:03:55 [Preview] No. 60596 del
>>60593
goodbye pony we will always remember you :(


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:04:11 [Preview] No. 60597 del
I AM IN CHARGE HERE

ALL MEMES MUST BE APPROVED BY ME

BEFORE YOU CAN POST


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:04:49 [Preview] No. 60599 del
>>60582
oy vey, remember kids, if it ain't real native oekaki send that shit BACK!
t. clamburglar


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:05:00 [Preview] No. 60600 del
>>60597
i want to make a meme about how much my meme is better than all other memes
gibe approval


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:05:25 [Preview] No. 60601 del
>>60597
this is good approval process will keep quality high


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:05:26 [Preview] No. 60602 del
>>60600
MEME APPROVED


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:05:52 [Preview] No. 60603 del
THIS IS LOW ENERGY PONY CHAN
WE ARE JUST RAIDING OURSELVES

COME ON STEP IT UP


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:06:12 [Preview] No. 60604 del
>>60602
sending this to the meme approval board we need to go over this in detail


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:06:29 [Preview] No. 60607 del
>>60603
>>60603
JEB BUSH IS IN CHARGE OF PONY CHAN


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:06:53 [Preview] No. 60610 del
ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN MEMES AND MEME ACCESSORIES

#MEMERGATE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:07:13 [Preview] No. 60611 del
>>60582
69/70


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:07:29 [Preview] No. 60612 del
STEP UP UR GAME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:07:31 [Preview] No. 60613 del
>>60607
fucking knew jeb was behind ponychan


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:08:09 [Preview] No. 60614 del
oh but its not pony chan its a seperate site JEB IS IN CHARGE OF MLPOL


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:08:36 [Preview] No. 60615 del
MMEMEMMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEEM TIIMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:08:46 [Preview] No. 60616 del
I lik this thread


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:09:03 [Preview] No. 60617 del
>>60616
me to budy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:09:14 [Preview] No. 60618 del
>>60616
this is a good thread


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:09:27 [Preview] No. 60619 del
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>>60612
How bout you shut up and fuck me already.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:10:57 [Preview] No. 60620 del
>>60619
THIS IS WHAT SEX WITH ME LOOKS LIKE BITCH I SHOOT MORE CUM THAN A FUCKING FIREHOUSE FUCKING WNAT THE MEMEMES IN YOU BABY?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:11:27 [Preview] No. 60621 del
ITS THE 1997 AFC DIVISIONAL GAME
LIIIIVE AT MILE HIGH STADIUM
JOHN ELWAY STEPS BACK TO PASS IN THIS SURE THING GAME AGAINST SOME FUCKING NOBODIES WHEN WAIT
ITS INTERCEPTED AND JOHN ELWAY IS HUMILIATED
HE FAILS AGAIN
SOME TEAM NOBODY EVER HEARD OF ACTUALLY WON THE GAME
THE DENVER BRONCOS LOOOOOSE TO SOME TEAM THAT JUST GOT MADE LAST YEAR
WHO IS THIS TEAM? NOBODY EVEN KNOWS
JOHN ELWAY IS A FUCKING LOSER AND EVEN IF HE WERE TO WIN 2 SUPERB OWLS AFTER THIS GAME IT WONT CHANGE ANYTHING
BACK TO THE STUDIO


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:11:42 [Preview] No. 60622 del
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:12:04 [Preview] No. 60623 del
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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:13:37 [Preview] No. 60624 del
>>60622
YOUR MOM SAID TO ARCHIVE IT I SPIT INTO HER WHORE FACE WITH BEER AND PUSHED HER DOWN THE STAIRS AND SHE FELL ON HER OPEN CUNT AND I SAID MEMEMES I THREW THAT BITCH STRAGIHT ON THE MEME DICK YOU FUCKING WANT TO SEE YOUR MOM CUM IN BY MEMES


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:14:27 [Preview] No. 60625 del
>>60621
1997 AFC DIVISIONAL GAME WAS AT ARROWHEAD STADIUM AND THE BRONCOS BEAT THE CHEFS 14-10 COMPLETING YET ANOTHER CHEF COLLAPSE AFTER A 13-3 REGULAR SEASON.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:14:51 [Preview] No. 60626 del
I FUCKED ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS AT THE SAME TIME I JIZZED MEME CUM ALL INTO THEM AND THEY ASKED FOR IT THEY BEGED ME TO PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS AND TO FUCKING HAVE ME SPIT BEER IN THEIR HAIR THE COPS GAVE ME A FUCKING AWARD YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE GOT HERE IM THE FUCKING MEMESTER


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:15:12 [Preview] No. 60627 del
>>60625
WATCH HERE:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pq3Dq24MmLM [Embed]


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:15:49 [Preview] No. 60628 del
>>60625
YOUR MOTHER IS BEGGGING FOR A MEME TO GET HER PREGNANT YOU THINK THATS GREAT DOT YOU RAISE MY FUCKING MEMEMES MEMEMEMEMEMES ALLL MEMES GROW UP YOU CUCK


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:15:49 [Preview] No. 60629 del
>>60620
I want you off of this rocket ship!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:16:19 [Preview] No. 60630 del
>>60627
>>60625
that game was in 1998 you retard


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:16:26 [Preview] No. 60631 del
>>60629
CUNT WHORE BITCH YOULL BE LUCKY TO HAVE MY MEMES


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:17:01 [Preview] No. 60632 del
>>60629
LAURA ROSLIN IS THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON TO BE PRESIDENT


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:17:23 [Preview] No. 60633 del
>>60630
BUT IT WAS IN THE 1997 SEASON !


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:17:48 [Preview] No. 60634 del
>>60632
MEMES DESERVE TO BE THE PRESIDENT


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:18:13 [Preview] No. 60635 del
>>60633
I NEVER SAID IT WAS THE 1997 SEASON
I SAID THE GAME WAS IN 1997
YOU LOSE
JUST LIKE ELWAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:19:05 [Preview] No. 60637 del
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>>60631
You either leave on your own or I'll have you escorted out of the closest air lock.

>>60632
I humbly thank you and RESPECT you for your support and your objective reporting.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:20:14 [Preview] No. 60639 del
>>60635
YOU SAID 1997 DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF GAME IMPLYING THAT 1997 WAS THE SEASON IN WHICH THE PLAYOFF ROUND BELONGED TO AND NOT THE ACTUAL YEAR OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED THAT IT WAS THE YEAR AND NOT THE SEASON THE PLAYOFF ROUND BELONGED TO.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:20:46 [Preview] No. 60641 del
>>60637
Just wait until she does start throwing people out of the airlock!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:20:59 [Preview] No. 60642 del
I CAN ONLY HOPE BALTAR IS THE FIRST ONE TO GO


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:21:19 [Preview] No. 60643 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:22:12 [Preview] No. 60644 del
>>60639
THAT DOESN'T IMPLY ANYTHING
THE JASG ACTUALLY WON
STILL YOU WILL NEVER GET OVER IT


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:22:37 [Preview] No. 60645 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:23:12 [Preview] No. 60647 del
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>>60629
I'm still your boss. Get back to work and put your uppity faggot adopted "son" on a leash.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:23:33 [Preview] No. 60649 del
>there are people on /sp/ not huffing duster right now


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:24:04 [Preview] No. 60650 del
>>60644
FINE, BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHEFS THAT PLAYOFFS? AND WHAT HAPPENED THE FOLLOWING YEAR? AND THE YEAR AFTER THAT?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:24:41 [Preview] No. 60651 del
This really was a enjoyable raid


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:24:57 [Preview] No. 60652 del
>>60650
>caring about shit that happened 20 years ago


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:25:29 [Preview] No. 60654 del
>>60652
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP !


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:25:34 [Preview] No. 60655 del
>>60649
im hufg ust seh
no


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:25:50 [Preview] No. 60656 del
>>60654
no he isnt
I BROUGHT IT UP TO TRIGGER YOU


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:26:28 [Preview] No. 60658 del
MS paint is really amazing, isn't it?
6th piece of digital art I've ever attempted. pls r8
>>60651
>was
Don't go killing us off. I'm still having fun


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:26:47 [Preview] No. 60659 del
>>60655
you gotta huff that shit if you want to get a good high


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:27:47 [Preview] No. 60660 del
Tell you what man take a dang ole marshmallow man get yoself sum sorta stick, sumn ain't gonna burn put dat mallow on there snktttt like'at put it ova sum dang ole fire mayne.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:27:59 [Preview] No. 60661 del
>>60658
you are a faker
you have to draw in the oekaki
above click size canvas under drawing


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:28:08 [Preview] No. 60662 del
real life pic of me


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:29:04 [Preview] No. 60663 del
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>>60641
well....did she?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:29:04 [Preview] No. 60664 del
>>60656
HE BROUGHT IT UP


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:29:42 [Preview] No. 60665 del
>>60663
JUST WAIT AND SEEE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:30:20 [Preview] No. 60666 del
git sum dang ole branded cho-cho- choco bars mayne da gud stuff now don't go skimpin out on yur snacks there man you dun work'd hard all week for this now man


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:32:06 [Preview] No. 60667 del
git yourself a dang ole smores man hot n ready man be careful with it now bud dun wann talkin bout 3rd degree dang ole burns man in your mouth ole you don't wan that man tell yu hw'what!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:35:28 [Preview] No. 60669 del
>>60663
mallrats is pretty decent for what it is


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:36:00 [Preview] No. 60670 del
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:36:44 [Preview] No. 60671 del
sleepy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:37:08 [Preview] No. 60672 del
>>60670
it is tho


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:37:43 [Preview] No. 60673 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:38:48 [Preview] No. 60674 del
>>60673
i know sleep is bad but im finding it hard to cut out permanently


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:41:52 [Preview] No. 60675 del
I wonder what John Madden is up to these days


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:54:20 [Preview] No. 60677 del
>>60675
I don't remember what year it was but I began to wonder if John Madden even knew where he was. Like the NFL just has him shipped around from studio to studio and he just constantly babbles stuff out that sounds NFL related regardless and they captured moments of it for television to save a buck.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 05:58:44 [Preview] No. 60678 del
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>>60661
Yeah...
I've actually been using. https://pixlr.com/editor/
I don't have S&M paint on this computer...


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:00:19 [Preview] No. 60679 del
>>60677
or they just get that frank caliendo guy


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:02:01 [Preview] No. 60687 del
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>they don't watch My Little Pony

lmao retards


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:13:11 [Preview] No. 60716 del
You're damn right this is a nice board. And do you want to know why? Two words: John Elway.

John Elway was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day when the (((New York Times))) said God is dead, and the war's begun; Dan Reeves has a son today.

And he shall be John Elway, and he shall be a good man.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:13:27 [Preview] No. 60717 del
>>60716
you already said that


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:16:10 [Preview] No. 60724 del
Do you think 39mil will be busy tomorrow?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:20:13 [Preview] No. 60736 del
>>60724
doesnt matter either way
i just figured out a workaround to hash protection for vichan. its not pretty but i think i can make it work. at that point not even rulecuck havens such as mlpol or hima will be safe


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:22:13 [Preview] No. 60753 del
Hi, I'm John Elway and I have to say that is one terrific looking horse. I haven't seen a horse like that since I was the entirety of football. And you know when that was? Right now, yesterday, tomorrow, and every other day of the week. Because I am football. Now and forever.

A thousand years ago, back when I was only a small Elway, I was not entirely football. The Denver Broncos did not yet exist, and the universe was cloaked in perpetual twilight. My people wandered in the desert without football. But then the Lord came to me in a football and said John Elway, you really need to become football. And I became football and then traveled into the future and invented time travel so I could travel back in time and become Dan Reeves, then I made sweet beautiful love to Rainbow Dash and sired myself, for that is what the Lord commanded me to do for without John Elway there could be no football.

And that is the story of football, now and forever.

Amen.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:24:43 [Preview] No. 60766 del
>>60736
hima is the most deserving of any places


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:26:00 [Preview] No. 60769 del
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all ur oc are belong to us


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:26:10 [Preview] No. 60770 del
>>60766
All infidels will be put to the sword akh.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:26:49 [Preview] No. 60775 del
>>60770
Allah wills it


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:38:44 [Preview] No. 60791 del
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Wtf iz dis fasdgit shit lol


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:39:27 [Preview] No. 60795 del
I think everyone went to bed


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:39:49 [Preview] No. 60796 del
just me and the spammers now sending me sweet bronco pics


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:40:40 [Preview] No. 60798 del
>>60795
yeah

the sports board getting raided with sports
oh the humanity


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:42:17 [Preview] No. 60799 del
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>>60798
I know right?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:43:14 [Preview] No. 60800 del
>>60798
I think the only time goatbro deleted anything on here was when 39mil went crazy with the loli spam and pissed a bunch of people off


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:43:47 [Preview] No. 60801 del
>>60800
That was like 2 1/2 years ago I think


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:44:20 [Preview] No. 60802 del
>>60800
that wasn't even 39mil with the loli spam
that was some other retards
39mil went nuts because goatbro deleted them
so he started spamming the board and some other retards decided to join him


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:46:02 [Preview] No. 60806 del
>>60802
lel, that whole episode for like 2 months where 39mil reigned unchecked was pretty funny looking back


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:47:41 [Preview] No. 60807 del
>>60806
He was complaining about /sp/ not being fun anymore because we didn't do stuff like make fake Okcupid profiles and raid other websites anymore

he was right


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:49:23 [Preview] No. 60809 del
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denver sucks ass


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:49:55 [Preview] No. 60810 del
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>>60807
are you 39mil?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:52:06 [Preview] No. 60811 del
>>60810
are you?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:54:38 [Preview] No. 60812 del
>>60811
I asked you first!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:55:18 [Preview] No. 60813 del
>>60811
>/sp/ is one person
oh wait


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:55:20 [Preview] No. 60814 del
>tfw months of pent up autism just ready to bust
i pray every night to be like mil. by G*d i hope tomorrow i can channel just a fraction of his glory


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:56:01 [Preview] No. 60815 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:59:23 [Preview] No. 60816 del
I really wonder if the original 39mil is still here and that someone else hasn't been larping as him the whole time

prove you are the same filipino from the old times who owned /sports/ and posted derek fisher


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:00:56 [Preview] No. 60817 del
>>60816
i dont even know if the guy i larp after is still around, or if he was even mil in the firstplace. i havent seen his trademark kaki for a while, and everyone else's counterfeit kaki has gotten so good im really not sure of anything anymore


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:03:03 [Preview] No. 60819 del
>>60817
its entirely possible the real mil got his computer fucked in that phishing scheme involving the /secretrule/ game


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:04:00 [Preview] No. 60821 del
>>60817
Wait! I'm going to need see your meme license!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:12:56 [Preview] No. 60842 del
Hey there, sugar cube. Has I ever told y'all about the Denver Broncos? Well, the Denver Broncos was football e'en afore there was football. Back when I was just a little filly, the universe was void and without form on account a'how there wasn't any football. But then this nice feller Dan Reeves a'came inside my friend Rainbow Dash, and then she had herself a baby named John Elway, who exploded footballs outta his fifteen inch peener and invented football itself, and that's how the Pegasi, Unicorns and Earth Ponies all learned to stop fighting and love football. Football.

Praise Equestria an’ praise football.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:14:37 [Preview] No. 60848 del
>>60817
I have seen plenty of rocketships around


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:15:45 [Preview] No. 60852 del
the real 39mil is embedding himself in hima and this ponyfag chan lurking becoming one of them and then when the moment comes blowing them up from the inside


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:16:27 [Preview] No. 60855 del
>>60852
or merely pretending to to increase paranoia


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:27:37 [Preview] No. 60881 del
You bet your ass football. Why, when John Elway was only four years old he married Princess Celestia and brought football to all the ponies of the realm and sent Princess Luna back to the moon with the Oakland Raiders.

You might think you know football, but until you've met John Elway you can never truly comprehend football. That's what's so tragic about it, you can never truly know John Elway for to stand in his presence is to be blinded by the presence of his magnetic hypnocock.

Praise American. Praise football.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:57:01 [Preview] No. 60932 del
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OP here, and I just want to say how heart-warming it is to see this ground-swell of support for Him, the Man of Football Himself, Mr. John Elway.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:58:57 [Preview] No. 60933 del
>>60932
tell me about john
why does he wear the glasses?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:05:43 [Preview] No. 60935 del
>>60933
I'm afrain I don't know the specifics of the glasses, but have you heard about the time he gathered All the Footballs?
I'm not 100 on all the specifics, but I heard that he'd been given All the Footballs from Lord Jesus Christ wen He* became American (He=John Elway of course, this was before American had Footballs).
So anyway, John Elway had all the Footballs.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:10:19 [Preview] No. 60946 del
>>60935
keep your "raid" to sports
pony shit will get deleted whenever snitchbro gets some balls


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:13:47 [Preview] No. 60947 del
I like all the john elway pics


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:14:42 [Preview] No. 60948 del
>>60946
"Pony" shit? My good sir, I am here merely to discuss the wonders of John Elway with like-minded folk.From whence come these suggestions of "Ponies?"


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:15:39 [Preview] No. 60951 del
>>60947
NOBODY ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION GHOST


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:24:26 [Preview] No. 60957 del
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>>60947
Football


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:26:23 [Preview] No. 60959 del
>>60951
someone screencap ghost liking all the pony broncos shit


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:33:53 [Preview] No. 60964 del
>>60959
John Elway doesn't just have all the Footballs, but he has almost all the touchdowns too. The only reason he doesn't have all the touchdowns has to do with Peyton Manning and some time-travel bullshit.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:34:55 [Preview] No. 60965 del
>>60964
Explain Tim Tebow then


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:44:26 [Preview] No. 60967 del
Is this the John Elway general?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:47:37 [Preview] No. 60968 del
>>60967
Only if you believe in it, Anon.


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:47:40 [Preview] No. 60969 del
>60965
>sighs reservedly
So you want to know about Tim Tebow then.
Tim Tebow should never have existed. He was the result of an attempt to merge Peyton and Eli Manning into one being, which the Gods (incl John Elway) had prev sed "whoa no" to, at the behest of AL Davis
>sinister sound fx
The result was a being born of Football, but out of sequence and lacking a proper appreciation of John Elway. It is said that he worshipped a God OTHER than John Elway, but I think that's foolish speculation.
What was the question?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:48:00 [Preview] No. 60970 del
>>60959
I wish they would throw in some Terrell Davis since he is going in the HOF in a month


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:50:07 [Preview] No. 60974 del
giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up giddy up up


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:50:36 [Preview] No. 60977 del
stupid mlpol set their board thread lock to 5
snitchbro is being too nice with them now


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 08:56:15 [Preview] No. 60997 del
they have a lot of yuros so the posting isn't going to stop


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 12:33:57 [Preview] No. 61138 del
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>>60946
orrly?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 12:36:55 [Preview] No. 61139 del
>>60997
sounds just like yurop


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 12:37:36 [Preview] No. 61140 del
well I'm going to bed now, I am sure we will have an exciting night of plotting tonight


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 12:40:06 [Preview] No. 61143 del
>>60946
stop being retarded you know it wont
>>60997
This threads been awfully for quiet for nonstop


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:08:14 [Preview] No. 61151 del
need to get back to practicing my drawing skills


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:10:11 [Preview] No. 61153 del
yeah thats a bit better


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:11:03 [Preview] No. 61154 del
Getting better


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:11:47 [Preview] No. 61155 del
better


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:14:18 [Preview] No. 61159 del
better here


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:14:31 [Preview] No. 61160 del
yeah


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:14:48 [Preview] No. 61161 del
thats it getting there


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:15:05 [Preview] No. 61162 del
fuck yeah


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:15:25 [Preview] No. 61163 del
Just gotta do this a little more


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:15:36 [Preview] No. 61164 del
memes


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:15:54 [Preview] No. 61165 del
Got to make memes matter


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:15:57 [Preview] No. 61166 del
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>>61156
What program do you use to draw these?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:16:08 [Preview] No. 61167 del
Meme lives matter


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:16:20 [Preview] No. 61168 del
rectangles


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:16:40 [Preview] No. 61169 del
three rectangles you cant beat that


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:17:03 [Preview] No. 61170 del
this is is its time


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:17:56 [Preview] No. 61171 del
>>61166
its the site kaki thing its under the posting options thing


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:18:31 [Preview] No. 61172 del
the suns


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:18:58 [Preview] No. 61174 del
that looks good


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:19:10 [Preview] No. 61175 del
yeah thats it


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:19:20 [Preview] No. 61176 del
rectangles babe


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:19:34 [Preview] No. 61177 del
oh yeah rectangle me baby


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:19:54 [Preview] No. 61178 del
fuck these rectangles are making me thirsty


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:20:07 [Preview] No. 61179 del
circles


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:21:03 [Preview] No. 61181 del
here it is


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:22:57 [Preview] No. 61188 del
>>61171
Thanks!


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:23:51 [Preview] No. 61192 del
mememmememeemmemeememmememem time


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:24:06 [Preview] No. 61193 del
This is the meme time


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:24:20 [Preview] No. 61194 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:24:27 [Preview] No. 61195 del
The memes are herere


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:24:40 [Preview] No. 61196 del
Its the memes


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:24:57 [Preview] No. 61197 del
gotta meme it up


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:26:22 [Preview] No. 61198 del
KILL MEMES NO


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:26:40 [Preview] No. 61199 del
Nobodies listening memes are here


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:34:36 [Preview] No. 61204 del
allright lmao ive gotta take off for now have fun


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Milo Highliss 07/17/2017 (Mon) 13:37:35 [Preview] No. 61206 del
>>61204
See you later, m8.


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Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 18:35:18 [Preview] No. 61333 del
Blessings of John Elway Upon you


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Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 01:53:24 [Preview] No. 62320 del
I'm bored again....


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 01:56:36 [Preview] No. 62325 del
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>Liking the Broncos
Not liking the team that sends everyone packing
GREEN
BAY
GREEN
BAY


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 02:16:27 [Preview] No. 62361 del
>>62320
oh wew


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 03:04:20 [Preview] No. 62484 del
>>62320
this is what i think of when i think of ghost now


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 04:07:43 [Preview] No. 62592 del
>>62320
that is some serious oekaki skillz


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Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 23:49:24 [Preview] No. 63105 del
OP here. Gents, I just want to say how proud I am of all of you. When I first heard that /sp/ was ready to accept John Elway as Footballs, I'll admit that I was skeptical, but here we are and His glorious face papers the catalog. You lads really have taken to his Footballs almost (almost!) as readily as /qajp/. Let us rejoice!


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 00:56:35 [Preview] No. 63207 del
>>63105
I'm just having fun with the oekaki, desu.


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 02:59:35 [Preview] No. 63457 del
>>63207
I respect your autism


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 03:02:26 [Preview] No. 63463 del
this ponyfucker is incredibly good at drawing oekaki


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 03:18:39 [Preview] No. 63496 del
>>63463
wish i was that good


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 03:41:27 [Preview] No. 63551 del
>>63463
incorrect
this is high art
i call it
ro-ket she-yp


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 03:43:03 [Preview] No. 63554 del
>>63551
in fact
this is now a rocket ship thread
post rocket ships
*artistic rocket ships only pls


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Spartan 07/22/2017 (Sat) 15:17:41 [Preview] No. 66371 del
ignore this post


Spartan 07/23/2017 (Sun) 16:47:28 [Preview] No. 67271 del
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