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Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 06:46:24 [Preview] No. 22222
>mcq Lydia gets >>22222


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 06:50:03 [Preview] No. 22226 del
im good with this I didnt want to sleep thinking that some other faggot board could steal it and I was sort of zoning out cause im tired. good stuff.


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 11:59:27 [Preview] No. 22252 del
what a lame GET kys op


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 14:12:25 [Preview] No. 22267 del
wew
>>22252
Fuck off leaf


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 15:32:20 [Preview] No. 22275 del
>>22267
It's true though.


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 16:10:52 [Preview] No. 22286 del
>>22275
Nobody likes you


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 16:39:57 [Preview] No. 22292 del
>>22286
>being a /fit/ queer
kys faggot


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 18:49:51 [Preview] No. 22315 del
WHY ISN'T THIS PINNED
>>22252
>>22292
samefig pls go


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 18:51:19 [Preview] No. 22316 del
>>22315
fuck off goon


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 18:54:23 [Preview] No. 22318 del
>>22315
stickies really get retarded. especially after the threshold of one temp sticky is passed and you have pages of stickied threads.


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 18:58:28 [Preview] No. 22319 del
>>22316
>muh boogyman
fuck off fag
>>22318
>tfw some canadian faggots GET got pinned but mine didn't
fels bad


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 18:59:49 [Preview] No. 22321 del
>>22318
>>22315
>>22319

You faggots cant even come close to emulating on of >posts, seriously just kill yourselves.


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 19:03:24 [Preview] No. 22322 del
>>22321
>dramaposter has returned
this just means that int* is back here for whatever reason
the break without you was nice tbh. do you really have to keep up the charade? cant you just post some gay shit and call it a day?


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 19:06:35 [Preview] No. 22324 del
>>22322
hi goon, eat shit


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 19:09:37 [Preview] No. 22326 del
>havent't posted a single yimmer in their gay /int/ thread
when will you niggers learn?


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 19:53:38 [Preview] No. 22340 del
>>22326
b-but lydias a yimyam


Spartan 05/22/2017 (Mon) 19:57:45 [Preview] No. 22343 del
>>22324
pls stop ruining a perfectly good lydia thread


Spartan 05/23/2017 (Tue) 01:15:57 [Preview] No. 22448 del
Pay your respects to Lydia
RIGHT
NOW


Spartan 05/23/2017 (Tue) 16:36:23 [Preview] No. 22744 del
this is an Spanish board now


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 20:34:53 [Preview] No. 24171 del
never forget when >we became a /sp/anish board


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 20:36:48 [Preview] No. 24173 del
this >>24164


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 20:36:56 [Preview] No. 24174 del
>>24171
*muslim


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 20:39:54 [Preview] No. 24175 del
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>>24174
clearly part of the caliphate


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 21:50:10 [Preview] No. 24206 del
>>24173
>implying my balls arent the size of a small melon
anon pls


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 21:52:43 [Preview] No. 24209 del
>>24206
so are you saying lydia has balls?


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 22:06:06 [Preview] No. 24217 del
>>24209
only feminine ones


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 22:26:37 [Preview] No. 24224 del
>>22744
Mexicans =~= Spaniards


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 22:46:35 [Preview] No. 24229 del
>>24224
>lydia is mexican
wut


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 23:10:22 [Preview] No. 24240 del
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>today is friday
>this happened on monday
>mcqueen staring at the screen wondering how OP got the timestamp of Mon if he made the post on Fri
>mcqueen realizing that it was because he got the post on Mon and I just missed this thread


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 23:12:06 [Preview] No. 24241 del
>>24240
shareblue plz


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 23:38:24 [Preview] No. 24258 del
>>24241
i just googled that
dear god

could you imagine being legitimately afraid of Trump ?


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 23:48:05 [Preview] No. 24268 del
>>24258
isnt shareblue basically a continuation of CTR?
that is online counter propaganda from the same sources that opposed trump during the election?


Spartan 05/26/2017 (Fri) 23:49:12 [Preview] No. 24271 del
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>>24268
>CTR
>CR
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 04:40:43 [Preview] No. 25078 del
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wew


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 04:54:37 [Preview] No. 25089 del
>>24268
Correct the record. Crazy racoon. Correct the record. Crazy racoon. Crazy the record. Crazy the racoon. Correct the record. CTR crazy the racoon.HOLY SHIT CR WAS CTR THE ENTIRE TIME AND HID HIS FULL NAME HOLY GODAMNED FUCK IVE FOUND THE TRUTH OUT


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:00:11 [Preview] No. 25117 del
>>24258
Yes. Not to that extent, but there's an orange guy in the white house working with 5% of a government, testing the limits of executive authority, blatantly lying to the public, telling them to believe lies by """"""""journalists"""""""" like Alex Jones, telling Lavrov anything ever, pissing off the entire Wetsern world and almost completely outsourcing his foreign policy. Not to mention the fact that his son-in-law has been given 100 different jobs and virtually unlimited authority. Add to those concerns the downward spiral government bonds and currency go in every time he opens his mouth or due to the slow realization that the trump administration isn't good for business just because they have some businessmen in key govt. positions and I can understand how people might wonder when and how America will be great again.


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:03:07 [Preview] No. 25118 del
Also, I don't understand how you can be supportive of someone that uses Twitter as much as POTUS. It's pure cancer.


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 07:10:08 [Preview] No. 25120 del
>>25118
because I respect a good troll, and every tweet of his leaves fags and kikes in hysterics


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 16:53:20 [Preview] No. 25226 del
>>25120
>muh based trump

he literally went to Jerusalem and made a supportive speech. He is their greatest ally.


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:01:14 [Preview] No. 25233 del
>>25120
*and/or undermines statements made by members of his cabinet


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:02:56 [Preview] No. 25234 del
>>25226
>i listen to internet hysterics as gospel
he's not tho, he snubbed them over territory and sold weapons to the saudis after, which he snubbed in his Ramadan speech. by far the most neutral president we've had regarding Israel and the entire middle east in recent memory
ita sort of funny, both /pol/ and the kike media are both sperging about the same things, just presented in a way that supports whatever narrative they're pushing. and you too, for whatever reason


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:11:16 [Preview] No. 25240 del
>>25234
lol you are a fool
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xT6l6jdFWQs [Embed]


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:17:31 [Preview] No. 25244 del
>>25240
>haha, im smug and superior to you
lol ok lad, enjoy the smell of your own farts


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:19:53 [Preview] No. 25246 del
>>25244
>superior
your words not mine


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:23:02 [Preview] No. 25252 del
>>25246
>predending you dont know what > means
>thinking you really are superior for posting a video clip instead of an argument
lel


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:25:46 [Preview] No. 25257 del
>>25252
Watch that video in its entirety and tell me he's not their greatest ally. Or are you too scared?


( '3' ) 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:26:39 [Preview] No. 25258 del
>>25252
thx for sticking up for xe bby
mmmmmuuaawww


( '3' ) 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:28:19 [Preview] No. 25262 del
>>25257
where the fuck did you come from? im not used to this smug level of condescension, it comes off as very european


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:30:33 [Preview] No. 25264 del
>>25257
i have seen it, i also know there is a big difference between what people say and what they do. of course hes going to say nice things to them, but hes also the first president that seems to be going for something in return. we will just have to wait and see. you are the one coming off like a simpleton in full meltdown over what rachel maddaow/alex jones told you.


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 17:40:49 [Preview] No. 25277 del
>>25264
HAHAHAHA WOW
typical DRUMPFR believing FAKE NEWS
DRUMPF is LITERALLY HITLER supporting hate crimes agaisnt JEWS while supporting Israel and putting PEACEFUL MUSLIMS in concentration camps while sexually assaulting ALL WOMXN and starting NUCLEAR WAR with his master PUTIN
hahaha wow u r dumb, enjoy being on the wrong side of history hahaha
#imwithher #dumpdrumpf


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 18:47:31 [Preview] No. 25318 del
>>25264
>Alex Jones is anti semitic
>Alex Jones is anti trump
you really don't have a clue do you?


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 20:36:33 [Preview] No. 25398 del
>>25318
nvm, just realized you are autism
enjoy ur stay, >we've got legos over in that corner


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 21:06:20 [Preview] No. 25414 del
>>25399
>ad hominem
come on you can do better than that


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 21:08:14 [Preview] No. 25415 del
>>25398
wew ad hominem


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 22:14:28 [Preview] No. 25436 del
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>>25234
He's giving up on military support for the middle east entirely. Only the jews get to keep it all.


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 22:22:00 [Preview] No. 25443 del
>>25436
Whats the point of giving any of them any money?


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:20:28 [Preview] No. 25491 del
>>25443
Arms, construction, oil, tech, private security etc, plenty of money to be made in the middle east. You give them money and support so they buy American for more than what they get in support (with the notable exceptions of the Egyptians, who control the Suez canal and the Israeli's, who have a lot of influence in Washington). In return the leaders get a sense of security. If you don't, the Iranians, Turks and/or Russians and possibly the Chinese will. The Chinese is sitting the conflicts out, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if they started investing heavily and vying for contracts once the dust settles, they've been watching and learning and the Chinese companies are much better equipped for the job of rebuilding a country than their counterparts in Russia and Iran.

tl;dr to further US business interests


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:26:09 [Preview] No. 25493 del
if you support a zionist it's worse to actively deny it than just admitting it tbh

just admit it


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:26:56 [Preview] No. 25494 del
>>25491
+influence and access at a govt level, obviously.


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:28:19 [Preview] No. 25495 del
>>25493
Its going to be up to the average citizen to take things into their own hands


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:31:50 [Preview] No. 25496 del
>>25493
who did you vote for?


Spartan 05/28/2017 (Sun) 23:33:32 [Preview] No. 25497 del
>>25493
Christian fundamentalists are the only reason the Zionist lobby ever got this big. Most of the support for Israeli interests comes from the bible belt. Don't delude yourself with conspiracy theories.


Spartan 05/29/2017 (Mon) 02:30:15 [Preview] No. 25553 del
this is SUPPOSED to be a thread about how much everyone loves Lydia
what is wrong with you guys???













I keep a list of politicians to kill if shit ever hits the fan


Spartan 06/01/2017 (Thu) 18:19:20 [Preview] No. 27439 del
wew


Spartan 06/07/2017 (Wed) 06:12:15 [Preview] No. 30203 del
>tfw Lydia didnt get >>30000


Spartan 06/10/2017 (Sat) 06:34:37 [Preview] No. 31695 del
it must never be forgetten


Spartan 06/12/2017 (Mon) 04:41:52 [Preview] No. 33351 del
never forget


Spartan 06/18/2017 (Sun) 16:50:49 [Preview] No. 37200 del
>jews want to slide this thread
SAD


Spartan 06/18/2017 (Sun) 16:52:48 [Preview] No. 37202 del
>>37200
They successfully managed to slide off the ethics thread.


Spartan 06/18/2017 (Sun) 17:06:25 [Preview] No. 37205 del
>>37202
ethics are bad


Spartan 06/19/2017 (Mon) 00:15:55 [Preview] No. 37408 del
>>31699
Don't forget
>>33333


Spartan 06/21/2017 (Wed) 15:14:52 [Preview] No. 39544 del
soon...


Spartan 06/21/2017 (Wed) 15:19:24 [Preview] No. 39547 del
its going to get lost in the next round of MLB stat spam


Spartan 06/27/2017 (Tue) 02:58:25 [Preview] No. 45493 del
>>45490
what about
>>22222
anon?


Spartan 07/03/2017 (Mon) 05:41:53 [Preview] No. 50779 del
>Lydia will never sit on your face


Spartan 07/07/2017 (Fri) 07:28:20 [Preview] No. 53449 del
gotta keep her safe


Spartan 07/07/2017 (Fri) 09:16:30 [Preview] No. 53486 del
>>53449
Lydia can handle herself imo


Spartan 07/12/2017 (Wed) 01:33:18 [Preview] No. 56843 del
daily reminder


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:21:37 [Preview] No. 60746 del
the jews orchestrated all of this just to try get rid of this GET


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:31:56 [Preview] No. 60781 del
Lydia must survive


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 07:24:23 [Preview] No. 60873 del
L Y D I A


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 10:19:36 [Preview] No. 61050 del
bump


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 10:38:41 [Preview] No. 61092 del
Bump


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 11:45:55 [Preview] No. 61108 del


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 12:02:01 [Preview] No. 61122 del
Lydia


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:05:17 [Preview] No. 61965 del
>Lydia will never post on /sp/
why live?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:12:03 [Preview] No. 61975 del
>>61965
Hi, I'm Lydia


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:15:01 [Preview] No. 61984 del
>>61975
Lydia will you marry me?


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:16:33 [Preview] No. 61986 del
>>61984
Haha, no silly, I don't even know you!


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:17:13 [Preview] No. 61987 del
>>61986
YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Spartan 07/17/2017 (Mon) 23:17:21 [Preview] No. 61988 del
>>61975
Do you even lift?


Spartan 07/18/2017 (Tue) 09:53:31 [Preview] No. 62705 del
I lik lydia


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 00:14:08 [Preview] No. 63138 del
i luv her so bad it hurts


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 01:51:14 [Preview] No. 63303 del
Lydia


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 02:42:23 [Preview] No. 63427 del
I lik lydia


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 07:19:37 [Preview] No. 63718 del
Lyds a survivor


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 17:49:16 [Preview] No. 63915 del
everyone express your love for the worlds greatest athlete


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 17:49:51 [Preview] No. 63916 del
no
this thread should have been wiped off the board
you are messing with the natural order of things


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 20:49:25 [Preview] No. 64056 del
>>63916
this, lydia threads are mlpol tier


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 20:50:00 [Preview] No. 64057 del
ya i might hsv this thread


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 20:56:33 [Preview] No. 64059 del
>>64057
fuck off newfag


Spartan 07/19/2017 (Wed) 21:15:54 [Preview] No. 64067 del
>>64059
yea ok /int/let


Spartan 07/22/2017 (Sat) 23:52:16 [Preview] No. 66664 del
>Lydia will never coerce you into sex
why live?


Spartan 07/22/2017 (Sat) 23:52:31 [Preview] No. 66669 del


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Spartan 07/24/2017 (Mon) 09:03:47 [Preview] No. 68101 del
I lik lydia


Spartan 07/25/2017 (Tue) 04:13:43 [Preview] No. 68573 del
how big is lydia's gock?


Spartan 07/25/2017 (Tue) 04:46:46 [Preview] No. 68616 del
>>68573
small, anavar has low virilization rate


Spartan 07/25/2017 (Tue) 13:22:30 [Preview] No. 68770 del


Spartan 07/27/2017 (Thu) 20:58:19 [Preview] No. 70004 del
barf


Spartan 08/03/2017 (Thu) 01:13:30 [Preview] No. 73517 del
>>70004
gud sage


Spartan 08/03/2017 (Thu) 01:14:53 [Preview] No. 73518 del
>>70004
buckeye pls go


Spartan 08/14/2017 (Mon) 02:47:52 [Preview] No. 78776 del
not today, jews.


Spartan 08/14/2017 (Mon) 18:31:19 [Preview] No. 79046 del
Not today, jews.


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 21:18:48 [Preview] No. 79568 del
Not today, jews


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 21:19:27 [Preview] No. 79569 del


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 21:47:54 [Preview] No. 79581 del
we need to pick up the pace if we are going to hit 80k by tonight
i demand all /sp/artans to begin rapid posting


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:11:22 [Preview] No. 79591 del
>>79581

Too many birds in one tree
Too many birds in one tree
And the sky is full of black and screaming leaves
The sky is full of black and screaming

And one more bird
Then one more bird
And one last bird
And another

One last black bird without a place to land
One last black bird without a place to be
Turns around in hopes to find the place it last knew rest
Oh black bird, over black rain burn
This is not where you last knew rest
You fly all night to sleep on stone
The heartless rest that in the morn, we'll be gone
You fly all night to sleep on stone, to return to the tree with too many birds
Too many birds
Too many birds

If...
If you...
If you could...
If you could only...
If you could only stop...
If you could only stop your...
If you could only stop your heart...
If you could only stop your heart beat...
If you could only stop your heart beat for...
If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart...
If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:12:30 [Preview] No. 79592 del
>>79581
if its not hit tonight im gonna steal it in the morning when im the only 1 on


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:16:18 [Preview] No. 79596 del
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Now if I were a queen and a ruler of nations,
With diamonds and jewels profound
Well, I'd rather know that I had salvation
Than to know my reward
Would be Satan's jewel crown

I've worn it so long but God for my
Soul has reached down
His love set me free
He made me His own, and helped me cast off
Satan's jewel crown

Oh, the life that I live so sinful and needless,
Drinkin' and runnin' around
All the things that I do for the love of the devil
I know my reward
Will be Satan's jewel crown

Satan's jewel crown
I've worn it so long
But God for my soul has reached down
His love set me free
He made me His own, and helped me cast off
Satan's jewel crown


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:19:58 [Preview] No. 79599 del
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A race of angels bound with one another
A dish of dollars laid out for all to see
A tower room at Eden Rock
His golf at noon for free

Brooklyn owes the charmer under me
Brooklyn owes the charmer under me

His lady's aching to bring a body down
She daily preaches on where she wants to be
An evening with a movie queen
A face we all have seen

Brooklyn owes the charmer under me
Brooklyn owes the charmer under me

A case of aces done up loose for dealing
A piece of island cooling in the sea
The whole of time we gain or lose
And power enough to choose

Brooklyn owes the charmer under me


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:26:31 [Preview] No. 79600 del
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I want a nasty little Jewish Princess (LA LA LA)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (WEEEEEEE-OOOOOOH)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma (FAAAAAAAH)
Lonely inside...
Well, she can swallow my pride

I need a hairy little Jewish Princess (LA LA LA)
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes (OOOH-EEEH-OOOH)
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess (SQUIIISH)
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll...
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess (LA LA LA)
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking (WEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOH)
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside...
I just want a Princess to ride

I want a funky little Jewish Princess (LA LA LA)
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper (BRRRRAP)
A brazen little Jewish Princess (HAYOOOOOO)
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits (HRURRRRAHH)
She can even be poor...
So long as she does it with four on the floor

"Vapor-lock"

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess (LA LA LA)
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess (HIYUUUUUUUUUGGG)
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights...

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:35:02 [Preview] No. 79606 del
No one to talk with
All by myself
No one to walk with
But I'm happy on the shelf
Ain't misbehavin'
I'm savin' my love for you

I know for certain
The one I love
I'm through with flirtin'
It's just you I'm thinkin' of
Ain't misbehavin'
I'm savin' my love for you

Like Jack Horner
In the corner
Don't go nowhere
What do I care?
Your kisses are worth waitin' for
Believe me

I don't stay out late
Don't care to go
I'm home about eight
Just me and my radio
Ain't misbehavin'
I'm savin' my love for you

Like Jack Horner
In the corner
Don't go nowhere
What do I care?
Your kisses are worth waitin' for
Believe me

I don't stay out late
Don't care to go
I'm home about eight
Just me and my radio
Ain't misbehavin'
I'm savin' my love for you


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:40:20 [Preview] No. 79609 del
Your face when sleeping is sublime
And then you open up your eyes

Then comes pancake factor number one
Eyeliner, rose hips and lip gloss, such fun
You're a slick little girl, you're a slick little girl
Rouge and coloring, incense and ice
Perfume and kisses, oh it's all so nice
You're a slick little girl, you're a slick little girl

Now we're coming out, out of our closets
Out on the streets, yeah, we're coming out


When you're in bed it's so wonderful
It'd be so nice to fall in love
When you get dressed I really get my fill
People say that it's impossible

Gowns lovely made out of lace
And all the things that you do to your face
You're a slick little girl, you're a slick little girl
Eyeliner, whitener then color the eyes
Yellow and green, oh what a surprise
You're a slick little girl, oh, you're such a slick little girl

Now we're coming out, out of our closets
Out on the streets, yes, we're coming out
Yeah, we're coming out ...


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:50:26 [Preview] No. 79616 del
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Me and Ted were small
And riding bikes along the wall,
Stealing things and breaking things.

I had my back, he had his
Each one had the other's
Doing this that made us whole
And something close to brothers

Time has changed
The strangest things became
Matters of contention
Some of the things we've had to do
I'm not about to mention

I won't second guess something done
In the panic of the moment
I'll admit, the scale requires
Something like atonement

The men I answer to
Require answers of this town
Get your folks together Ted,
Shit is coming down!

And I'm riding bikes!

I'm Riding Bikes
(AAAAAAAAGH)


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 22:59:55 [Preview] No. 79618 del
>being this obsessed


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:02:44 [Preview] No. 79620 del
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Think of London, small city
Dark, dark in the daytime
People sleep, sleep in the daytime
If they want to, if they want to

I'm checking them out, I'm checking them out
I got it figured out, I got it figured out
Good points some bad points
But it all works out, I'm a little freaked out
Find a city, find myself a city to live in
I will find a city, find myself a city to live in

Lot of rich people in Birmingham
Lot of ghosts in a lot of houses
Look over there! Dry ice factory
Good place to get some thinking done

I'm checking them out, I'm checking them out
I got it figured out, I got it figured out
Good points some bad points
But it all works out, I'm a little freaked out
Find a city, find myself a city to live in
I will find a city, find myself a city to live in

I'm checking them out, I'm checking them out
I got it figured out, I got it figured out
Good points some bad points
But it all works out, sometimes I'm a little freaked out
Find a city, find myself a city to live in
I will find a city, find myself a city to live in

I forget to mention, forget to mention Memphis
Home of Elvis and the ancient Greeks
Do I smell? I smell home cooking
It's only the river, it's only the river

I'm checking them out, I'm checking them out
I got it figured out, I got it figured out
Good points some bad points
But it all works out, I'm a little freaked out
Find a city, find myself a city to live in
I will find a city, find myself a city to live in

Find a city, find myself a city to live in
I will find a city, find myself a city to live in


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:05:31 [Preview] No. 79623 del
He deleted my threads last night pre-ban
Real Raccoon hours 3 am
And I'm going be rulecucked by GOATbro by then

I miss the memes so much I miss my oeakaki
His rulecuckery banned me on endchan
On such a limitless ban

And I think its gonna be a long long while
'Till SNITCHbro unbans me on the board this time
I'm not the memester they think I am on /sp/
Oh no no no
Im a rocketship man
Rocketship man posting all these rocketships out here alone

And I think its gonna be a long long while
'Till SNITCHbro unbans me on the board this time
I'm not the memester they think I am on /sp/
Oh no no no
Im a rocketship man
Rocketship man posting all these rocketships out here alone

GOATbro ain't the kind of mod to not rulecuck
In fact he stole the board
And there's no way to post on the board if your banned
All all his rules I don't understand
Its just his job doing it free seven days a week
A rocketship man, a rocketship man

And I think its gonna be a long long while
'Till SNITCHbro unbans me on the board this time
I'm not the memester they think I am on /sp/
Oh no no no
Im a rocketship man
Rocketship man posting all these rocketships out here alone

And I think its gonna be a long long while
'Till SNITCHbro unbans me on the board this time
I'm not the memester they think I am on /sp/
Oh no no no
Im a rocketship man
Rocketship man posting all these rocketships out here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long while....
And I think it's gonna be a long long while....
And I think it's gonna be a long long while....
And I think it's gonna be a long long while....


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:06:30 [Preview] No. 79625 del


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:09:38 [Preview] No. 79628 del
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A moonbeam through the prune
In June
Reveals your chest
I see your lovely beans
And in that magic go-kart
I bite your neck
The cheese I have for you
My dear
Is real
And very new!


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:11:43 [Preview] No. 79631 del
>>79628
That's a pretty strange way to hold a phone.
>tfw no gockette thread


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:12:41 [Preview] No. 79634 del
>>79631
they call a cell phone a "handy" over there


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:18:13 [Preview] No. 79639 del
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>>79634
The vibration of the mobile phone is pretty handy if you know what I mean.


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:20:12 [Preview] No. 79642 del
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So give me coffee and /sp/
Peacefully
I've wew'ed so much, I'm going blind
And I'm brain-dead virtually
Sociability
Is hard enough for me
Take me away from this big bad world
And agree to kissey me
So we can start over again.


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:24:12 [Preview] No. 79647 del
I post on the sports board
I never thought I'd meet a mod like you
Meet a mod like you

With mod powers and rulecuckery
The kind of rule cucking that triggers me through
You trigger me through

And I spam
I spam the catalogue away
I just spam
I spam all night and day
I coudn't oekaki

A BO appears above your post
And now I know you stole the board too
You stole the board too

Your banning my posts still
The red text comes in view
Red Text comes in view

And I spam
I spam the catalogue away
I just spam
I spam all night and day
I coudn't oekaki

Posted to to let them all know
GOATbro stole the board from you
Stole the board from you

I put on a proxy to try again
I'm posting Slippery wet dog poo
Slippery wet dog poo

And I spam
I spam the catalogue away
I just spam
I spam all night and day

And I spam
I spam the catalogue away
I just spam
I spam all night and day


Spartan 08/15/2017 (Tue) 23:28:49 [Preview] No. 79653 del
>>79647
doble wew


Spartan 08/16/2017 (Wed) 00:47:15 [Preview] No. 79723 del
There is memeing within, there is memeing throughout
Try to post the oekaki on the board
There's rulecucking ahead, but rulecucks have lost
Cause you'll never see the end of the memes
While you posting with me

Hey now, hey now
The memes aint over
Hey now, hey now
When SNITCHbro comes in
He comes, he comes
To put a ban between us
We know he won't win

Now I'm posting my memes, there's a missing post on the page
My obsession is causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the frontpage today tales of rulecucks and mods
But you head on over to the rocketship thread

Hey now, hey now
The memes aint over
Hey now, hey now
When SNITCHbro comes in
He comes, he comes
To put a ban between us
We know he won't win

Now I'm memeing again like the beat of a drum
And Im counting the posts till the catalogue is full
Only funposts ahead barely fitting on the page
Get to know the feeling of shitposting and memes

Hey now, hey now
The memes aint over
Hey now, hey now
When SNITCHbro comes in
He comes, he comes
To put a ban between us
We know he won't win


Spartan 08/16/2017 (Wed) 00:50:35 [Preview] No. 79726 del
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>>79623
>>79647
>>79723
these are Certified Platinum


Spartan 08/16/2017 (Wed) 00:56:55 [Preview] No. 79730 del
>>79726
>tfw there will never be a MILcore album


Spartan 08/16/2017 (Wed) 02:59:45 [Preview] No. 79816 del
>>79730
we could (((kickstart))) one


Spartan 08/22/2017 (Tue) 08:02:06 [Preview] No. 83105 del
>>22222
>mcq i remember this thread


Spartan 08/22/2017 (Tue) 09:37:47 [Preview] No. 83123 del
I hat Lydia.


Spartan 08/24/2017 (Thu) 04:10:23 [Preview] No. 84691 del
>tfw the jews will never let milcore be produced
;_;


Spartan 08/28/2017 (Mon) 20:58:29 [Preview] No. 95575 del
>>22222 mcq I remember >>90000


Spartan 08/28/2017 (Mon) 22:55:15 [Preview] No. 95630 del
No one knows what it's like
To be the mayorofmemetown
To be the meme man
Behind may mays

No one knows what it's like
To be rulecucked
To be banned
To posting only memes

But my memes
They aren't as empty
As GOATbro's conscience seems to be

I post on proxies, for memes only
My love is vengeance
For the memes

No one knows what it's like
To post these maymays
Like I do
And I blame you

No one rulecucks as hard
In their anger
None of my posts and memes
Will go through

But my memes
They aren't as empty
As GOATbro's conscience seems to be

I post on proxies, for memes only
My love is vengeance
For the memes

When GOATbro bans me, you better revoke it
Before I oekaki and clear the board
When I post memes, tell me some banter
Before I sperg out and act like a tool

And if I GOATbro does anything evil
Put your finger fist down his throat
And if I shitpost, please give me a (you)
Keep me entertained, let me post your memes

No one knows what it's like
To be the mayorofmemetown
To be the meme man
Behind may mays


Spartan 08/28/2017 (Mon) 23:01:04 [Preview] No. 95633 del
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Spartan 08/28/2017 (Mon) 23:11:20 [Preview] No. 95652 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE [Embed]

I was born on a small imageboard. I was still a mayor when we were raided by moderators - rulecucked moderators. Torn from my memes I was made adhere to their rules. With each new post my masters changed along with the rules they made me follow. With each change - I changed too. My memes, board culture, How I saw rulecucked and fun... Rules Can Kill.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 00:45:31 [Preview] No. 95707 del
What a meme
With rulecucks and moderators through the night
What a meme
I'm posting and I'll oekaki too
What a fear in my heart
But you're so rulecucked !

I give my life, not for generals, but for memes (Meme Eater)
In my time, there'll be nothing else
Memes, it's what I like to post (Meme Eater)
I'm still in a meme, Meme Eater

Someday you'll post a Wadina
And someday you'll post a CR
It's ordeal, the trial to surive
For the day we see new OC

I give my life, not for generals, but for memes (Meme Eater)
In my time, there'll be nothing else
Memes, it's what I like to post (Meme Eater)
I'm still in a meme, Meme Eater


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 01:41:28 [Preview] No. 95737 del
ain't no heaven fo' a meme nigga
dats y we go 2 meme mansion


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 02:08:06 [Preview] No. 95756 del
>>95707
i lik this


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 02:40:11 [Preview] No. 95784 del
You aren't the only one to grow up on imageboards. Memefare is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this board, and all of its posters, are rulecucked. Moderation is a myth. Janitors are a joke. We are all pawns of something even greater: memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to shitposting long enough, they will learn to meme. They become a carrier. Wadina, CR, criket: all memes, all passed on. You can't fight nature, GOATbro. Memes post, oekaki draws, and the memesters prey upon the rulecucked. Wadina tells me you see your job as a "serious": something that deserves zero financial compensation, a means of rules. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you the burden of all the bans you've filed, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 03:11:35 [Preview] No. 95801 del
I have a dream. That one day every person on the internet will control their own memes. A web of the truly free damnit. A internet of anonymity, not usernames, ruled by memes not likes ! Where the memes changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where oekakis and memeposting are back where they belong: in the hands of the people. Where every man is free to post -- to meme -- for himself! Fuck all these rulecucked moderators and facebook memes. Fuck this 24-hour spew of pleb TV shows and E-celeb bullshit. fuck Facebook ! Fuck Twitter ! FUCK ALL OF IT. The Internet is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to oekaki spam it to its roots. Wipe the catalogue clean. MEME IT DOWN ! And from the ashes a new internet will be born. Evolved -- but unrulecucked. The rulecucks will be purged and the memesters will thrive -- free to meme as they see fit, they'll Make the Internet Great Again....On my new Internet, posters will die and kill for what they meme in ! Not for Facebook likes, not for Twitter retweets, not for what they are told to post. Every man will be free to post his own memes !


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 03:22:07 [Preview] No. 95808 del
>>95801
this gevings me messive fredom boner budy


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 04:32:51 [Preview] No. 95838 del
you're so fucking confused you don't even know what the fuck just hit you fam. the thoughts and feelings on an individual create memes, that's a given, a freebie. for most of humanity memes have been pretty powerful but only when they are allowed to take hold. they take hold by manifesting into reality at various points by traversal of the meme sleeve to end up somewhere else in space, somewhen else in time. shit like, wash your hands after using the bathroom, or looking both ways before you cross the street, loose lips sink ships, these memes gained traction as they were usually practical, and were repeated ad nauseum and took foothold in the consciousness of the people. at the same time there were dumb things like thinking tomatoes were poisonous or wearing dead fish because it would scare away devil germs.
digital memery unleashes memes powers to a global scale with essentially little to not barrier to entry at this stage in the game. some kenyan nigger on a flip phone could give birth to some straight fire meme via SMS in theory. its a chicken and the egg thing. people do have control over their own thoughts and feelings which give rise to memes, but memes have made it so they are not truly in control of their own thoughts and memes in the sense that they cannot meme within a vacuum. they are overly concerned with how others will perceive their memes and how that perception will shape how people view them which in turn further warps their perception of their own self. essentially, you have to be able to forego the societal impact memes will have in order to meme true but in doing so you will have given up everything else in your life. this is what i call a true memer a knight infinite memery and one who shackles the memesleeve without being held captive by it.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 05:48:53 [Preview] No. 95902 del
we're gonna need some bigger memes


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:21:02 [Preview] No. 95913 del
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>>95902
>God put that meme there for a reason. I'm not so sure you should, um... move it.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:27:04 [Preview] No. 95915 del
>>95913
>cropping a youtube video THAT badly
holy fuck im getting rabid


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:31:56 [Preview] No. 95916 del
>>95915
do NOT FUCK WITH ME
I am GUARANTEED to be more rabid than you bby.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:39:53 [Preview] No. 95922 del
>>95916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:42:15 [Preview] No. 95925 del
>>95922
It's ok I luv you

but I hat lydia she has huge megaclit


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 06:45:09 [Preview] No. 95926 del
>>95925
fak u budy
anavar has low virilization


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 07:01:16 [Preview] No. 95934 del
>>95926
>being this in denial about lydia's pseudo-schlong


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 07:05:38 [Preview] No. 95938 del
>>95934
gee you see that darkness in his eyes? can tell he was going to kill himself, even then.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 07:57:53 [Preview] No. 95946 del
>>95938
I wasn't surprised after I got older and saw him. He had no separation from his performance persona and his real life identity, he was just spastic and always craving to get a laugh out of people. Couldn't look at him and see a mentally healthy person. Couldn't stand him, and I can't stand Jim Carrey for similar reasons but Carrey seems like he's letting some of that go.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 14:30:19 [Preview] No. 95980 del
>>95946
Jim Carrey's a nut nowadays.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 16:46:28 [Preview] No. 96006 del
>>95946
I was joking honestly, people always take suicidal people and look at their life in a different way after they do it. No one was talking about robins pain till he offed himself.
>>95980
I'm not so sure he's doing great. His gf died from drugs he got her. He's also talked about his depression multiple times. Wouldn't be surprised if he offed himself eventually.


Spartan 08/29/2017 (Tue) 18:06:48 [Preview] No. 96018 del
>>95784
how about full of shit? is that a meme?


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:21:39 [Preview] No. 96588 del
I feel like I'm losing hope
In my board and my posts
The future of memes, it looks so ominous

And as posts comes to a halt
The ban page starts to overflow
My shitposts are inconspicuous

Tell me GOATbro, are you punishing me?
Is this the price I'm paying for my past maymays?

This is my fuck rulecucks song
I need memes more than ever right now
Can you hear memes now?

Cause we're going to meme it loud
Even if our memes seem meaningless
It's like I'm carrying the weight of the board

I wish that someway, somehow
That I could meme every one of us
But the truth is that I'm only one mil

Maybe if I keep believing my memes will come to life
Come to life...

After all the funposts fades
Signs of memes all washed away
I can still, still feel a gentle meme

No matter how hard I meme
Signs of rulecucks still remain
And /sp/ has become my enemy

Tell me GOATbro, are you punishing me?
Is this the price I'm paying for my past maymays?

This is my fuck rulecucks song
I need memes more than ever right now
Can you hear memes now?

Cause we're going to meme it loud
Even if our memes seem meaningless
It's like I'm carrying the weight of the board

I wish that someway, somehow
That I could meme every one of us
But the truth is that I'm only one mil

Maybe if I keep believing my memes will come to life
Come to life...
Come to life....
Come to life.......


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:30:40 [Preview] No. 96604 del
>>96588
2Bmil plz, this thread needs to be let to die


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:34:11 [Preview] No. 96613 del
why hasn't snitchbitch locked this thread too?


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 01:24:46 [Preview] No. 96678 del
>>96613
He will soon. The future of /sp/ is one giant daily thread.


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 01:54:20 [Preview] No. 96734 del
>>96613
because he knows there would be hell to pay


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 03:40:08 [Preview] No. 96882 del
can we make a thread so heavy that even lydia could not lift it?


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 03:50:05 [Preview] No. 96901 del
>>96882
Once she gets to 450 posts she'll be free.


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 04:15:19 [Preview] No. 96958 del
EXT. IMAGEBOARD AT THE VERY END OF THE INTERNET- TIME UNKNOWN
A group of posters move towards an imageboard. A janitor and a moderator in a Cubs hat stand in front of it.



GOATbro
Wadina, I'm GOATbro.
-Wadina nods, nervous. GOATbro hands the Poster a
rulebook.-



Poster
He wasn't alone.
-GOATbro, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Wadina.-

GOATbro
You don't get to bring friends.

WADINA
(SHAKEN)
They are not my friends.

DRIVER
Don't worry, no charge for them.

GOATbro
Why would I want them?

DRIVER
They were trying to ban your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
memecenary. The mayorofmemetown.



GOATbro
(EXCITED)
Mil?
-The Driver nods. GOATbro turns to his Janitors.-



GOATbro
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.




The three Posters kneel by the post button, barred from making a post yet.
GOATbro grabs Poster 1.

GOATbro
-GOATbro pulls out a mod tripcode.-
The board rules I just filed with
the Admin lists me, my /sp/artans, and
Wadina here. But only one of
you.
-GOATbro makes his rule cuckery known. Janitors begin deleting posts
over the disgruntled posts of the userbase GOATbro redtexts to make himself known.-



CIA MAN

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON
MY IMAGEBOARD! (Cocks rulebook.)

SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB WADINA


Nothing. GOATbro bans the first poster with a "joke" ban
Forces yank Poster 1 back in, temp banning him quietly.


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 04:15:48 [Preview] No. 96959 del
>>96958
GOATbro

HE DIDN'T POST SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO

TRY NEXT?!


The Janitors grab Poster 2, hang him out the door.

GOATbro

TELL ME ABOUT MIL! WHY DOES HE

DRAW THE OEKAKI?!


The poster says nothing. GOATbro presses his tripcode to the
man's hood - he threatens a ban..nothing.

CIA MAN

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR ANONYMOUS FUN!



THIRD POSTER
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would
ban a man before throwing him off
of an imageboard.


GOATbro turns to the Third Prisoner. Shuts turns off his tripcode.



GOATbro
At least you can
talk. Who are you?



THIRD PRISONER
It doesn't matter who we are
what matters is out plan. No one
cared who I was till I put on the oekaki

GOATbro, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his
hood, revealing a dark mask with a breathing apparatus. The
eyes behind it are cold. Still. This is Mil


GOATbro
(FASCINATED)
If I turn off oekaki, will you die?

Mil
It would be extremely painful.



GOATbro
You're a meme guy -

Mil
For you.


GOATbro
(UNNERVED)
Was being banned part of your plan?

Mil
Of course. Wadina refused our
offer in favor of yours. We had to
know what she told you.

WADINA
Nothing! I said nothing!



GOATbro
Well congratulations, you got
yourselves banned. What's the next
step of your master plan?



MIL
Spamming this board...



EXT. IMAGEBOARD - CONTINUOUS


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 04:28:54 [Preview] No. 96989 del
why is 39medications obsessed with this thread?


Spartan 08/31/2017 (Thu) 04:35:39 [Preview] No. 97004 del
>>96989
he wants lydia to snuggle him smugly for a snuff film


Spartan 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:47:43 [Preview] No. 109358 del
she has a tv show now


Spartan 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:50:02 [Preview] No. 109360 del
>>109358
sauce?


Spartan 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:53:50 [Preview] No. 109362 del
>>109361
Gonna mp4 this after some episodes air.



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