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Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 05:28:02 Id: d4fdd9 [Preview] No. 1
>tfw no gf

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 18:34:27 Id: 649de3 [Preview] No. 3 del
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I've never really felt the need for anyone else in my life. Why do people feel like they need a gf/bf in the first place? I just don't understand. Someone help me out here?

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 18:43:59 Id: 9ee15c [Preview] No. 4 del
Social pressure.

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 18:48:52 Id: 649de3 [Preview] No. 5 del
Yeah that's probably it. Notice how our society is always encouraging individualism, saying things like "just be yourself" but nobody actually does that? Probably just a cultural myth. Everyone is enforcing standards they think everyone else is enforcing even when they're not, it's pluralistic ignorance.

I just honestly never felt the need for a partner.

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 22:28:15 Id: d4fdd9 [Preview] No. 6 del
>Why do people feel like they need a gf/bf in the first place?
A desire for the sort of intimate affection that no robot has never gotten.

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 23:35:26 Id: df9bab [Preview] No. 7 del
>tfw no gf

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 23:36:04 Id: df9bab [Preview] No. 8 del
BO, you need to enable unique posts and/or images.

Arcanine 01/08/2016 (Fri) 23:36:29 Id: df9bab [Preview] No. 9 del
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Arcanine 01/09/2016 (Sat) 00:35:57 Id: 649de3 [Preview] No. 10 del
But why?

Arcanine 01/11/2016 (Mon) 20:42:06 [Preview] No. 11 del
>tfw the world is burning and the only thing that makes me feel like it might be alright is the company of strangers on a Tibetan herpetology forum

Arcanine 01/11/2016 (Mon) 20:46:48 Id: cae0ab [Preview] No. 12 del
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>tfw more feels than gfs ever

Arcanine 01/11/2016 (Mon) 22:30:29 [Preview] No. 13 del
>tfw I'm so scared that I'm going to lose you all

If this truly is the end, we must make this place great.

Arcanine 01/13/2016 (Wed) 03:50:23 Id: 649de3 [Preview] No. 14 del
iktfb. We must secure our channer existence and a future for our newfag offspring.

Arcanine 01/13/2016 (Wed) 04:09:02 [Preview] No. 15 del
>tfw S.A.D.

>tfw didn't realize but have been socially isolating myself since fall
>literally if not in classes then I'm at home on the internet

>tfw drinking every night because it helps me fall asleep quickly so I don't have to be alone with my thoughts
>tfw smoking so much it's not fun anymore, just like scratching an itch

>introduce chemicals into my body so I can ffwd my day

I'm so lonely, but I don't think I can handle it if I stop hiding from the world

>tfw self medicating every day so I don't have to live with myself

good thing my cat likes me

>classes have started again
>late more often than not
>awake till early AM drinking
>sleep deprivation and suppressed feelings cause me to be frazzled emotionally to the point where I spontaneously get moist in the eyes multiple times a day for no particular reason
>almost cried driving to the college today for no discernible reason

>tfw I hate the winter

Arcanine 04/06/2016 (Wed) 21:33:58 Id: 0a1908 [Preview] No. 26 del
>have been told I'd look better without my glasses on and got rubbed by said woman's breasts on my arm
>that feel when my vision is so piss fucking poor I can't get contacts
>that feel because I kept wearing glasses the grill thought I was blowing her off

They truly are fickle, yet sweet creatures.

Arcanine 04/09/2016 (Sat) 09:13:55 [Preview] No. 40 del
I made this one for you lads. I hope you enjoy it.
It's what I hear when I see this image.

Arcanine 04/28/2016 (Thu) 06:49:05 Id: ea1519 [Preview] No. 59 del
I love it

Arcanine 05/13/2016 (Fri) 00:19:43 Id: 649de3 [Preview] No. 77 del

Arcanine 05/16/2016 (Mon) 18:18:36 Id: d6294a [Preview] No. 79 del
>tfw no cat

Arcanine 05/16/2016 (Mon) 21:08:14 Id: a16c58 [Preview] No. 80 del
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These should suffice.

Arcanine 05/25/2016 (Wed) 20:13:47 [Preview] No. 105 del
me all day

Arcanine 09/12/2016 (Mon) 03:39:36 Id: 04d9b5 [Preview] No. 165 del

The internet is full of listless young men who think they need a GF to fill the void in their soul, but it is only because modern society lacks tradition where they could learn perspective in matters of the heart.

What you really need is not Gfs, but Fs.

Arcanine 09/21/2016 (Wed) 10:15:39 [Preview] No. 168 del
>tfw its too late to start brushing teeth
>soda sugar and plaque makes them black
>black teeth
>tfw girls love me until I open my mouth
>tfw prescription amphetamines make it worse
>tfw the normie ship has sailed

Arcanine 10/02/2016 (Sun) 21:23:42 Id: 40b3a1 [Preview] No. 177 del
At this point, not having another person genuinely caring for me is the last of my problems tbh

Arcanine 10/03/2016 (Mon) 05:49:20 Id: 7cfd01 [Preview] No. 178 del
coon runes are fucking cancer.

Arcanine 10/03/2016 (Mon) 13:32:05 Id: 40b3a1 [Preview] No. 179 del
top kek lmao tbqh fam

Arcanine 11/05/2016 (Sat) 12:06:59 Id: aeadb9 [Preview] No. 207 del
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>don't get laid
>don't have children
>reduce the variety in genetic pool
>doom all the alphas to continue their lineage only to become degenerate cousin fuckers and coal burners

my goodness i've already won

Arcanine 11/05/2016 (Sat) 12:08:03 Id: aeadb9 [Preview] No. 208 del
become an alluring Japanese geisha

Arcanine 11/08/2016 (Tue) 15:27:22 Id: 062688 [Preview] No. 209 del
>tfw tfw has creeped up on me again

I don't want to go to the lab today...

Arcanine 12/04/2016 (Sun) 20:49:57 Id: 61b392 [Preview] No. 214 del
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>I've already won
>by dooming my race to a gooback flavored Idiocracy

Arcanine 12/11/2016 (Sun) 09:24:33 Id: 2c2792 [Preview] No. 215 del
Nope, I could easily do without Fs. Gf would be the only thing I need, then I could move on.

Arcanine 05/10/2017 (Wed) 09:57:58 Id: 09c888 [Preview] No. 238 del
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>tfw abandoned all hope of finding gf or happiness

Arcanine 05/10/2017 (Wed) 10:05:26 Id: 943628 [Preview] No. 239 del
>tfw fell into drinking at 14
>weed at 15
>pills 16
>coke and any other drugs i could get my hand on at 17
>meth at 19
>finally got clean at 20
>still live with mom
>23 now
>spend every day counting the hours until friday night so i can get drunk alone
>mom knows this is all that makes me happy
>she's terrified
>accepted the futility of everything myself

>tfw downward spiral

Arcanine 05/17/2017 (Wed) 13:32:03 Id: 408e66 [Preview] No. 240 del
if you want a gf just post some more on r9k that'll get u one 4 sure familie

Arcanine 07/13/2017 (Thu) 23:14:03 Id: 61b392 [Preview] No. 248 del
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>tfw 26 and balding severely

Well at least I'm now focusing a lot more on studying and entertaining myself. So it's not all too bad.

Arcanine 11/17/2017 (Fri) 12:26:39 Id: 8fff57 [Preview] No.257 del
sheit anon, that sucks dick

wish i could tuck you in and give you a kiss goodnight; i hope you can last longer without ending it all

Arcanine 11/17/2017 (Fri) 12:28:35 Id: 8fff57 [Preview] No.258 del
look, man, you dont need a girlfriend. in this world, you'll be extremely lucky if you have one that isn't going to ruin your life in some way or another; break your heart, whatever.

sex with all girls, but love them in secret; trust

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