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trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 08:01:37 [Preview] No. 31 [Reply]
Hey guys, puss feels so great. I had some little teen puss last night and have had it loads of times before.
Well, off to my job now, then later me and the boys are going out to crush more puss. Life is so easy and fun. Loving life at 58.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 09:39:49 [Preview] No. 32 del
Work is great, work builds character. I sprained my back working a long shift last year, but when I took some sick leave I was bored and begged my boss to let me come back early. I love to work. I don't know what I'd do with my life if I had to retire.


Chris Champ 02/24/2017 (Fri) 11:13:57 [Preview] No. 33 del
My accountant job is killing me man.

J. Goldstein 02/24/2017 (Fri) 12:09:12 [Preview] No. 36 del
Yeah I hear ya. :) I have such a tough time being a bank manager. Must be great for those lazy millennials living on unemployment. The problem with the youth of today is they have it too easy. They have such a sense of entitlement that getting a job is beneath them. Thank god we have enough immigrants to do the jobs else all the work my generation did building this country would fall apart.
My friend owns a cheese factory. He opens the doors every morning and lets in 50 self employed workers. He says all of them are foreigners. They even wear diapers so they can keep working instead of taking toilet breaks. Where is this work ethic in millennials!? Soon I will retire and take my pension and all my money abroad and leave these millenials in the mess they have created.

trip*** 03/03/2017 (Fri) 20:24:31 [Preview] No. 49 del
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In my time we didn't need consumer protection laws! That was a result of the liberal lawyers in the sixties, and I'm so glad the Supreme Court has been ruled by conservatives for 40 years. Wouldn't want them to bring 18th century law into the 21st century, or founding fathers made the constitution perfectly!

In my day we didn't expect the government to give us handouts! The millenials will get what's coming to them when the social security runs out! I hope we can milk them before I die, and I'm not leaving an inheritance to entitled fam, I'm donating it all to the business I worked at for life, that's how loyal my generation is!

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That popular show Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:16:14 [Preview] No. 2 [Reply]
Hey did you guys see that popular show last night? I loved it and so did my son.
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trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 06:22:54 [Preview] No. 42 del
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trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 08:51:56 [Preview] No. 43 del
I saw some report on the deep web. Scary stuff. That secret society poop is all fake news the deep web is the illuminati. You know the pizzagate thing? That was russian deep web provocateurs trying to shake things up in washington. Its kind of a corny thing but I see the news anchors as the modern day truthwarriors. They say the facts and online they make up some pie in the sky poop with fucking fake news. We need to shut down these weirdo conspiracy sites and put these fake news writers in a mass grave.

trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 09:14:26 [Preview] No. 44 del
I know, Snowden was such a traitor, he should be hung. How are we gonna catch the terrorists if even my kids and me know we're being spied on?

You know know the deep web is real and I know because I saw a CNN video on it. Criminals use it to access shady dating websites like Ashley Madison which let's adulterers have unsanctified flings. I think I found a portal to the derp web too once when I was browsing the web and suddenly there was an animated pop-up of a dancer and the window started flickering too. I couldn't close the window because there was no "X" and the page kept refreshing- those hackers think of everything! So I had to pull out the plug from my phone to stop the hackers from stealing all my data. I called my bank after that to cancel my credit cards. Remember to do that so you can outsmart the hackers when they make your computer freeze.

trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 10:33:54 [Preview] No. 45 del
I stayed up all night watching the older episodes on netflix, I hope I didnt miss anything.

trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 18:21:37 [Preview] No. 47 del
We already gave Snowden a fair trial on CNN and he's guilty! Now they should assassinate him in Moscow like we did Bin Laden.

Don't forget the Christmas specials, they're the best.

Inspirational Quotes Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:22:57 [Preview] No. 4 [Reply]
"Trust God, He is always Right, He will never leave you, He is always on time and He always has your best interest at heart."

I'm starting with that one because the guy who shared it has 1000 likes on facebook so I know it's a gem. All inspiring quotes I've saved are about trusting God or loving Jesus, I mean who needs to read philosophy when you've got facebook to sift out the gems?

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 16:13:00 [Preview] No. 37 del
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Hearing about Jesus relaxes me, like gospel music. Sometimes when I'm driving and listening to recordings of my priest's best sermons I bought from my megachurch's store, I feel myself nodding off to sleep, but that'd be OK. I know that Jesus would take the wheel from my weary arms and I and my hummer would be safe: yea tho I pass into a school at high velocity and there was a valley of death, I would fear no charges, for thou would be with me. Thy choir CD comforts me. You prepareth a table before me in the presence of my enemies. My engine runneth over. And I shall dwell in the house of THE LORD forever and ever.

JEREMIAH ROBERTSON 02/24/2017 (Fri) 16:31:22 [Preview] No. 38 del
Yea, THE LORD has provided an alibi in the presence of my enemies. When I was a suspect for injuring a Buddhist hippie, I made sure my slick city church gave me plenty of good character witnesses.

The most important things to care about in life are God, getting the highest paying job you can, and family in that order. I tell my kids not to become a hippy or try to save the world, because you'll be helping the Prince of Darkness extend his reign. The world will be gone soon anyhow, just forget maximizing your happiness now, and focus on how happy you'll be in the future when your everything here is gone.

Cars Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:33:58 [Preview] No. 6 [Reply]
What cars do you drive? I drive a white SUV, it's great for touting around my kid, and keeping up with my neighbors, while not standing out too much either. Only trouble is it's a gas guzzler. Just 120 more monthly payments and it's mine.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:34:55 [Preview] No. 7 del
Yeah it's hard not to drive an SUV in the 'burbs if you got kids. People look at you funny so I got one too.

trip*** 02/23/2017 (Thu) 23:34:50 [Preview] No. 9 del
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Pfft first pic is some dude who wrecked it, second pic is some negro mobile, I'd not touch that poop, not with even my metric wrenches.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 02:47:55 [Preview] No. 12 del
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I only buy American, and Americans make the biggest, hardest pickup trucks. I don't need big dick when I can buy a big truck and show it. It takes 2 hours to find parking every day in the city where I work, but it's still worth it.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 11:55:34 [Preview] No. 34 del

Nice truck tho its a Ford. But living in the city is for faggots and assholes who have a poop job that does poopall for the world. GTFO to the hills, don't waste your time with the egg cars schmucks. They ruined the California vote with the assistance of the fucking DMV.

And only a woman talks like you do, "how long to find a parking spot" heh no real person thinks like that.

Exotic food trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:18:06 [Preview] No. 18 [Reply]
Here's a selfie of me eating some delicious foreign food right now. It's so goood!
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trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:29:42 [Preview] No. 22 del
Oh I meant to post the second one to google hangouts. I also apologetically told my father in law I still haven't learned the proper way to drink wine in a refined way. He said:

"Open mouth and swallow."

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:31:53 [Preview] No. 24 del
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Here I am eating at burger king. I always try to take a picture of myself every time I eat and upload it.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:40:41 [Preview] No. 25 del
Just got back from a foodie foo fighters tribute band the food fighters! THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF CHEW.
The great thing about taste is everyone can have their mouth clawed open and no one is special. You may be able to string a bean in a new york minute. We are there too writing memos in the sewers in cloaks homie. I have been there seen it all done it all. I am a traveler so I know how the world works. The whole thing about not eating pork or meat with an animal with split hooves originated from the fact that hovved animals get worms. Today I learned we all can eat some baby back ribs and not fight with each other in the only ways we are really given the clearence socially to do so. But I am just the run of the mill old codger don't mind me. Just remember this little speech because the 60s I was there listening to the radio. "Monday Monday can't trust that day". The fucking 70s bro. That is how it was everyone was kek in the 70s. Then the bankers sold out with coke and started the new order of business. Just imagine in 10 years we will be in charge still we are the heart of the nation only boomers can make the nation bloom. So tune in because I am having some margaritas and I honestly could give a poop what anyone thinks about me or my past as a child abuser. Eat the fucking food I brought you guys barbecue eat the food and mind your fucking business.
"Feed your noggin" - Bill Nye

Adam 02/24/2017 (Fri) 04:00:10 [Preview] No. 28 del
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I think classic rock is great just like my dad and mom. I love going to concerts to support wasted old rock stars. Modern music aint been worth nothing since the Beatles broke up. It's full of vulgar lyrics and it's not about the music anymore. And don't get me started about how country music was corrupted by sex and female singers.

I'm pretty hardcore about music. I can even play guitar. I know how to play 3 songs (all by the Beatles) on guitar hero.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 04:28:34 [Preview] No. 30 del
I prefer my tunes like by food. Its all about the taste. The flavor. I saw a video of a old afro-american man beating a stick on a scaffold. Maybe it was a deck but like a stage. This artisan visionart would tap away on his scaffold as he wanted to advertize his shoe shining stand. he would tap tap on the scaffold. He would do the whirly-do with the rag. This man had taken all of the limber viral energy that ceased with ther noose and the musket and the blade and he harnessed the spirit of his people. There is no recording of this sound however it is clear he invented modern percussion even drum loops to an extent. Some say this was a blues gospal man. This was in the early 1900s and that is music. So I do have taste that is why Drake is the continuation of the battering boy tappin on the stand.

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wut? trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:15:46 [Preview] No. 17 [Reply]
wut? Inconsiderate! I am having trouble following.

Anyways I was out with my neighbor scavenging sheeting metal when it occurred to me. Only the top percentile of the world gets to eat everyday. Here I am with my homeslice and we are picking up shiny metal out of the trash. I rifle through trash and make enough cash to get drunk off of my sweet ass! Oh the mysterious me! Here is a shout out to all of the hard workers out there who are not fake but take one for the team to keep things going. Lets not go all pie in the sky this is about honesty and flavor. You have to have some good juices brewing in your sweat glands to marinate such a perfect hot dog man. He is the full Monty. No trick-backs rube this is the real. Lets all give it up for the blades. We slice we slice I am feeling Japanese I slice so much.I really think so brother. I want to slice you a little shout-out in this sweet new digs you got here. We Normie nation fam woo!

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:46:01 [Preview] No. 26 del
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Hot dogs are my favorite food. My typical Friday is eating hot dogs with my girl on a sofa in the living room, watching reality shows, and playing League of Legends or Overwatch, which is also my ideal Friday. As long as I can keep eating hot dogs and watching TV on Sundays I'll be very happy about life.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:50:17 [Preview] No. 27 del
Gotta have that snap. The threshold where when you puncture the skin you are snapping your way to flavor town. The wines of the saturate.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 04:17:59 [Preview] No. 29 del
Though I do declare there is some cases where the weiners are jib jabbin their way into my cubby.Me and my plus-size goddess bff Dorthy will get together and make pigs and a blankwet. Battered franks. One day Dorthy was reading this book by some lardass lawyer called John Decamp. I am like ok soul sista feed your noggin but do not let books tell you the sky is falling. I told that woman fake news was around back in the 80s because why else would people take their children out of daycares by the tens of thousands? So I thought this big and beautiful Dorthy gal would just make some pigs in the blanket for us to eat and talk poop about anyone who is not playing a role in life. Kept on ratteling on about the franks being covered up. Something about larry king and cnn. This ditzy bitch didnt know where she was. Before I almost had to clinch her trap shut she fucking went the extra mile and now is not my friend anymore. I do not hang out with the perveyours of filth. This woman to my suprise had not covered the franks at all! There where no pigs in the blanket. She actually brought that crazy book to my fucking house by that loverboy lawyer Decamp. It was called the Franklin cover up. I thought she was being playful about the meal we would have but she is wired reading this vintage fake news and I am here getting my dick sucked on the reg by a woman that knows her weight is the reason I am allowed to treat her like my lubed up hand. I dick down these dames and I eat real sausage. I fucking eat it all and give no quarter to any of these bastards! I have been mentored by Joey Chesnut I know the hot dog game. I know it very well. I know it to the soggy buns that where dipped in water I am the bleiter-nom eating hards of mane and meat to get my fill! This aint the farm league you keep your head on a swivel or find yourself hannging on a hook. Shook and cured. Aight tho what about the hebrew nationals? I can fuck with a chub pack of hebrew nationals as long as they stop spinning like a dradel if you know what I mean. Beanie ball bearing babies we are the boomers you are the new cummers the liability. How do you spell liability? M i L L E N I A L.

Cutting-Edge Technology trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 02:59:49 [Preview] No. 13 [Reply]
Nintendo has done it again! I'm so excited I've reserved 5 Nintendo Switches. When it comes out I'll have one for my wife, me and my two kids, and for the kid on the way. We'll play sports games and classic donkey kong as a family.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:00:07 [Preview] No. 14 del
I bought this for $400. It's great because my watch can tell me the weather!

John 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:00:32 [Preview] No. 15 del
How do I save as a jpeg and e-mail it?

. 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:02:08 [Preview] No. 16 del
First double-click on the blue E on your desktop. You have to use Microsoft Edge.

Places I've been Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:19:15 [Preview] No. 3 [Reply]
I took this picture with my girl on my Europe trip. I'll make a map of places I've been and upload a 8 gigabytes of selfies in front of famous landmarks to a gallery later.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:25:16 [Preview] No. 5 del
Me on my Egypt trip. It was SOO HOT! Please upvote for more, if you don't reward me for uploading pictures of myself I'll stick with twitter and facebook.

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Hey guys!!! averagejoe 02/23/2017 (Thu) 20:50:16 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply]
I've created a new board XD
Wow, it's just like a group chat! I love this site! Thank you to John Smith for telling me about this new facebook, hey John, do you want to go fishing on Sunday?

Oh before I forget, I'm using networking banners because big advertisements are what I'm used to and they make normies feel at home. :D

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