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Hey plebs Anonymous 04/22/2017 (Sat) 05:32:10 [Preview] No. 65 [Reply]
I just thought you'd like to know there is probably no God. Click here >>>/atheism/

Bridget Calverton 04/22/2017 (Sat) 05:40:14 [Preview] No. 66 del
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I'm sorry that you had a difficult life to lose your faith, but sometimes God has a special plan and tests us I just want you to know that I'll be praying for you. This a Christian community though, not a debate club. Unless you're going to accept us and listen to what we have to say, then please go.

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Vidya trip*** 04/22/2017 (Sat) 00:31:35 [Preview] No. 64 [Reply]
The new ADC is the first new champ that's been fun in a long time. Her kit is like Kallista, except she's looks different, in fact I can't tell the difference. It's very gratifying to hit E and have all the feathers you threw return to their source and root whoever they touch with massive burst damage. The burst lol! The way she synches up with her partner is pretty fun too.

trip*** 04/19/2017 (Wed) 00:31:52 [Preview] No. 62 [Reply]
Hey guys did you watch that one giraffe blow another giraffe out of its vagina the other day? It was pretty much the most amazing thing ever.

Nancy C. 04/19/2017 (Wed) 04:13:29 [Preview] No. 63 del
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I love animals, especially cats. I don't know why but they're so funny. I love collecting pictures of cats with funny text, I have a few thousand. Yesterday I spent 4 hours saving mems, I'd say I spend 80 hours a week saving mems, that's what funny cat pictures are called. It keeps me busy now that I'm retired and can't get out of the retirement home often.

Here look at this one...cute right? They're make me laugh so hard! Hold on, let me show you my whole collection one by one.

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Sam Randolph Jr. 04/18/2017 (Tue) 03:03:05 [Preview] No. 51 [Reply]
Hey Bros, want to join my discord group? I was thinking we could chat about our problems in life while we use our real names.
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Jeremy Meyers 04/18/2017 (Tue) 09:16:57 [Preview] No. 57 del
You mean phone companies? Which do you recommend? I just want cheap internet so I can browse my Facebook and check my work email. I used to have AOL but it stopped working and the I couldn't fix it so I canceled it. Is IRC the fastest one because it has less letters for the computer to run through?

Richard Stallman 04/18/2017 (Tue) 09:21:35 [Preview] No. 58 del
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Software Freedoms

"Free software" refers to freedom, not price. It means that the user has four essential freedoms:

Freedom 0 is the freedom to run the program as you wish.
Freedom 1 is the freedom to study the source code and change it to do what you wish
Freedom 2 is the freedom to help your neighbour. That's the freedom to make copies and distribute them to others: to give them away or sell them.
Freedom 3 is the freedom to help your community. That's the freedom to distribute modified versions, so that everybody can benefit from your contribution.
With all 4 of these essential freedoms, a program is a free software. That means that it is distributed in an ethical way, a way that respects everyone's freedom.

Then idea of a free software movement is that every software user should always have these freedom; no one should ever take these freedoms away from you.

The software you are describing as "free" is in fact nonfree software (proprietary software). This software can take control of its users.

trip*** 04/18/2017 (Tue) 09:38:59 [Preview] No. 59 del
Thanks for the helpful warning. I wI'll always support American programmers by buying their software, I am after all an American patriot. Tell me what software is from Communist countries and I'll tell my family to avoid them even if Mr. Putin pays for it. I didn't fight in the Korean War just to give my pension away to Communist programmers!

trip*** 04/18/2017 (Tue) 09:43:13 [Preview] No. 60 del
>tfw most mainframes use free software
It's not like you can decide what software you want to use, it's what software you have to use in order to enjoy your daily convenient life.

this board uses free software :^)

Tony Muray 04/18/2017 (Tue) 09:58:05 [Preview] No. 61 del
Well, if you're right about that then I'll just have to boycot those sites. Hopefully Trump can kick out the KGB spies and give the programming jobs back to our fellow American vets. I served in the 189th batallion and I intend to keep on fighting the Communists until the day I die!

That popular show Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:16:14 [Preview] No. 2 [Reply]
Hey did you guys see that popular show last night? I loved it and so did my son.
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trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 08:51:56 [Preview] No. 43 del
I saw some report on the deep web. Scary stuff. That secret society poop is all fake news the deep web is the illuminati. You know the pizzagate thing? That was russian deep web provocateurs trying to shake things up in washington. Its kind of a corny thing but I see the news anchors as the modern day truthwarriors. They say the facts and online they make up some pie in the sky poop with fucking fake news. We need to shut down these weirdo conspiracy sites and put these fake news writers in a mass grave.

trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 09:14:26 [Preview] No. 44 del
I know, Snowden was such a traitor, he should be hung. How are we gonna catch the terrorists if even my kids and me know we're being spied on?

You know know the deep web is real and I know because I saw a CNN video on it. Criminals use it to access shady dating websites like Ashley Madison which let's adulterers have unsanctified flings. I think I found a portal to the derp web too once when I was browsing the web and suddenly there was an animated pop-up of a dancer and the window started flickering too. I couldn't close the window because there was no "X" and the page kept refreshing- those hackers think of everything! So I had to pull out the plug from my phone to stop the hackers from stealing all my data. I called my bank after that to cancel my credit cards. Remember to do that so you can outsmart the hackers when they make your computer freeze.

trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 10:33:54 [Preview] No. 45 del
I stayed up all night watching the older episodes on netflix, I hope I didnt miss anything.

trip*** 02/26/2017 (Sun) 18:21:37 [Preview] No. 47 del
We already gave Snowden a fair trial on CNN and he's guilty! Now they should assassinate him in Moscow like we did Bin Laden.

Don't forget the Christmas specials, they're the best.

trip*** 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:57:07 [Preview] No. 50 del
Anyone else really in to The Big Bang Theory?
I think its the best TV show ever
I love the laugh track! It tells me when the funny is because most of the jokes are too smart for me to get

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 08:01:37 [Preview] No. 31 [Reply]
Hey guys, puss feels so great. I had some little teen puss last night and have had it loads of times before.
Well, off to my job now, then later me and the boys are going out to crush more puss. Life is so easy and fun. Loving life at 58.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 09:39:49 [Preview] No. 32 del
Work is great, work builds character. I sprained my back working a long shift last year, but when I took some sick leave I was bored and begged my boss to let me come back early. I love to work. I don't know what I'd do with my life if I had to retire.


Chris Champ 02/24/2017 (Fri) 11:13:57 [Preview] No. 33 del
My accountant job is killing me man.

J. Goldstein 02/24/2017 (Fri) 12:09:12 [Preview] No. 36 del
Yeah I hear ya. :) I have such a tough time being a bank manager. Must be great for those lazy millennials living on unemployment. The problem with the youth of today is they have it too easy. They have such a sense of entitlement that getting a job is beneath them. Thank god we have enough immigrants to do the jobs else all the work my generation did building this country would fall apart.
My friend owns a cheese factory. He opens the doors every morning and lets in 50 self employed workers. He says all of them are foreigners. They even wear diapers so they can keep working instead of taking toilet breaks. Where is this work ethic in millennials!? Soon I will retire and take my pension and all my money abroad and leave these millenials in the mess they have created.

trip*** 03/03/2017 (Fri) 20:24:31 [Preview] No. 49 del
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In my time we didn't need consumer protection laws! That was a result of the liberal lawyers in the sixties, and I'm so glad the Supreme Court has been ruled by conservatives for 40 years. Wouldn't want them to bring 18th century law into the 21st century, or founding fathers made the constitution perfectly!

In my day we didn't expect the government to give us handouts! The millenials will get what's coming to them when the social security runs out! I hope we can milk them before I die, and I'm not leaving an inheritance to entitled fam, I'm donating it all to the business I worked at for life, that's how loyal my generation is!

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Inspirational Quotes Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:22:57 [Preview] No. 4 [Reply]
"Trust God, He is always Right, He will never leave you, He is always on time and He always has your best interest at heart."

I'm starting with that one because the guy who shared it has 1000 likes on facebook so I know it's a gem. All inspiring quotes I've saved are about trusting God or loving Jesus, I mean who needs to read philosophy when you've got facebook to sift out the gems?

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 16:13:00 [Preview] No. 37 del
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Hearing about Jesus relaxes me, like gospel music. Sometimes when I'm driving and listening to recordings of my priest's best sermons I bought from my megachurch's store, I feel myself nodding off to sleep, but that'd be OK. I know that Jesus would take the wheel from my weary arms and I and my hummer would be safe: yea tho I pass into a school at high velocity and there was a valley of death, I would fear no charges, for thou would be with me. Thy choir CD comforts me. You prepareth a table before me in the presence of my enemies. My engine runneth over. And I shall dwell in the house of THE LORD forever and ever.

JEREMIAH ROBERTSON 02/24/2017 (Fri) 16:31:22 [Preview] No. 38 del
Yea, THE LORD has provided an alibi in the presence of my enemies. When I was a suspect for injuring a Buddhist hippie, I made sure my slick city church gave me plenty of good character witnesses.

The most important things to care about in life are God, getting the highest paying job you can, and family in that order. I tell my kids not to become a hippy or try to save the world, because you'll be helping the Prince of Darkness extend his reign. The world will be gone soon anyhow, just forget maximizing your happiness now, and focus on how happy you'll be in the future when your everything here is gone.

Cars Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:33:58 [Preview] No. 6 [Reply]
What cars do you drive? I drive a white SUV, it's great for touting around my kid, and keeping up with my neighbors, while not standing out too much either. Only trouble is it's a gas guzzler. Just 120 more monthly payments and it's mine.

Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 21:34:55 [Preview] No. 7 del
Yeah it's hard not to drive an SUV in the 'burbs if you got kids. People look at you funny so I got one too.

trip*** 02/23/2017 (Thu) 23:34:50 [Preview] No. 9 del
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Pfft first pic is some dude who wrecked it, second pic is some negro mobile, I'd not touch that poop, not with even my metric wrenches.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 02:47:55 [Preview] No. 12 del
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I only buy American, and Americans make the biggest, hardest pickup trucks. I don't need big dick when I can buy a big truck and show it. It takes 2 hours to find parking every day in the city where I work, but it's still worth it.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 11:55:34 [Preview] No. 34 del

Nice truck tho its a Ford. But living in the city is for faggots and assholes who have a poop job that does poopall for the world. GTFO to the hills, don't waste your time with the egg cars schmucks. They ruined the California vote with the assistance of the fucking DMV.

And only a woman talks like you do, "how long to find a parking spot" heh no real person thinks like that.

Exotic food trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:18:06 [Preview] No. 18 [Reply]
Here's a selfie of me eating some delicious foreign food right now. It's so goood!
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trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:29:42 [Preview] No. 22 del
Oh I meant to post the second one to google hangouts. I also apologetically told my father in law I still haven't learned the proper way to drink wine in a refined way. He said:

"Open mouth and swallow."

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:31:53 [Preview] No. 24 del
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Here I am eating at burger king. I always try to take a picture of myself every time I eat and upload it.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 03:40:41 [Preview] No. 25 del
Just got back from a foodie foo fighters tribute band the food fighters! THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF CHEW.
The great thing about taste is everyone can have their mouth clawed open and no one is special. You may be able to string a bean in a new york minute. We are there too writing memos in the sewers in cloaks homie. I have been there seen it all done it all. I am a traveler so I know how the world works. The whole thing about not eating pork or meat with an animal with split hooves originated from the fact that hovved animals get worms. Today I learned we all can eat some baby back ribs and not fight with each other in the only ways we are really given the clearence socially to do so. But I am just the run of the mill old codger don't mind me. Just remember this little speech because the 60s I was there listening to the radio. "Monday Monday can't trust that day". The fucking 70s bro. That is how it was everyone was kek in the 70s. Then the bankers sold out with coke and started the new order of business. Just imagine in 10 years we will be in charge still we are the heart of the nation only boomers can make the nation bloom. So tune in because I am having some margaritas and I honestly could give a poop what anyone thinks about me or my past as a child abuser. Eat the fucking food I brought you guys barbecue eat the food and mind your fucking business.
"Feed your noggin" - Bill Nye

Adam 02/24/2017 (Fri) 04:00:10 [Preview] No. 28 del
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I think classic rock is great just like my dad and mom. I love going to concerts to support wasted old rock stars. Modern music aint been worth nothing since the Beatles broke up. It's full of vulgar lyrics and it's not about the music anymore. And don't get me started about how country music was corrupted by sex and female singers.

I'm pretty hardcore about music. I can even play guitar. I know how to play 3 songs (all by the Beatles) on guitar hero.

trip*** 02/24/2017 (Fri) 04:28:34 [Preview] No. 30 del
I prefer my tunes like by food. Its all about the taste. The flavor. I saw a video of a old afro-american man beating a stick on a scaffold. Maybe it was a deck but like a stage. This artisan visionart would tap away on his scaffold as he wanted to advertize his shoe shining stand. he would tap tap on the scaffold. He would do the whirly-do with the rag. This man had taken all of the limber viral energy that ceased with ther noose and the musket and the blade and he harnessed the spirit of his people. There is no recording of this sound however it is clear he invented modern percussion even drum loops to an extent. Some say this was a blues gospal man. This was in the early 1900s and that is music. So I do have taste that is why Drake is the continuation of the battering boy tappin on the stand.