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Sheboon With Her Niglett In A Mesh Modell's Bag Anonymous 06/07/2016 (Tue) 12:24:38 [Preview] No. 271 [Reply]
And people are surprised kids can end up in a gorilla tank. Smh.

I am completely on board with this woman minus the fact that shes doing it in 2016 when everyone has got a camera phone and you’re gonna go viral for it. But the actual practice of tossing your kid in those poor people Modell bags? Big fan. If this was basically anytime in history pre-2003, I would endorse this 100%. Carry your kid around succcccks. Life is just like “here, hold this bowling ball. Carry it everywhere you go.” And everyone expects you to treat it like its precious cargo that you have to hold so delicately and properly, when in reality its just this cumbersome ass human that you gotta awkwardly trudge around. Limbs flailing. Body wiggling around. Just stuff that little bunnyer in a shopping bag and throw it over your shoulder like its some luggage. And when you take em out of the bag toss a leash on em. The baby/dog parallels are way more reasonable than they first appear.


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Anonymous 06/08/2016 (Wed) 03:22:24 [Preview] No. 283 del
suck my head

Anonymous 06/12/2016 (Sun) 04:12:14 [Preview] No. 297 del
smh stop setting yourself up like this tbh fam

Even in remotest Africa, Windows 10 nagware ruins your day: Update burns satellite link cash Anonymous 06/06/2016 (Mon) 02:49:50 [Preview] No. 267 [Reply]
When you're stuck in the middle of the Central African Republic (CAR) trying to protect the wildlife from armed poachers and the Lord's Resistance Army, then life's pretty tough. And now Microsoft has made it tougher with Windows 10 upgrades.
The Chinko Project manages roughly 17,600 square kilometres (6,795 square miles) of rainforest and savannah in the east of the CAR, near the border with South Sudan. Money is tight, and so is internet bandwidth. So the staff was more than a little displeased when one of the donated laptops the team uses began upgrading to Windows 10 automatically, pulling in gigabytes of data over a radio link.
And it's not just bandwidth bills they have to worry about.
"If a forced upgrade happened and crashed our PCs while in the middle of coordinating rangers under fire from armed militarized poachers, blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands," said one member of the team.
"I just came here recently to act as their pilot but have IT skills as well. The guy who set these PCs up didn't know how to prevent it, or set a metered connection. I am completely livid."
The Reg has been reporting a lot on the Windows 10 upgrade fiasco, so decided to investigate – and the story checks out. A team member told us the Chinko Project uses satellite communications for internet access and gets charged quite a lot for data, so the multi-gigabyte automatic upgrade was even more frustrating than for the rest of us.
"We don't need to upgrade our internet, as the limited bandwidth we have is sufficient. But we just can't abide these forced upgrades and secret downloads," one member, who asked to remain anonymous, told El Reg. "We have donated laptops with Windows 7 and 8 all over the place that I'm trying to track down and fix."
To add insult to injury, the team had only just got their satellite system up and running again after a storm tore open the roof of the building housing the setup. After taking a battering, the hardware is operational again, but is needed for far more serious things than pumping up Windows 10 usage figures.
Stopped ... One of the project's satellite-linked computers installing a Windows 10 blocker
It's not easy running something like the Chinko Project. The non-profit group is trying to protect a huge amount of land containing forest and savannah elephants, as well as lions, leopard, and the beautiful Bongo antelope.
The project set up motion-activated cameras over the area to catalogue and research the surrounding wildlife, and has collected over 700,000 sightings. It works with local people to provide employment and education in its quest to preserve this unique part of Africa.
However, they are having to deal with armed ivory poachers who see the preserve as a source of quick cash, as well as cattle herders harvesting bush meat for sale. The Lord's Resistance Army, a religious cult, has also been spotted in the CAR, adding to the site's troubles.
The project has rangers who patrol the area as much as possible against well-armed and determined foes. To do this more efficiently, the project has a small aircraft that can coordinate movements and track both wildlife and incursions.
Sadly, an unexpectedly rough landing has put the aircraft out of action and the group is now trying to raise the funds to get a new one. It's vitally important to get the team airborne again, so if you want to do some good check out the fundraising site and contribute some beer vouchers if you can, and Microsoft should also hand over a big donation for inconveniencing and potentially endangering the group.


Anonymous 06/07/2016 (Tue) 10:07:21 [Preview] No. 270 del
Those bastards at M$ wouldn't bat an eyelid if win10 was responsible for the demise of 6 million.

Anonymous 06/08/2016 (Wed) 01:14:24 [Preview] No. 277 del
i think you mean 20 million. or is it 200 gorrillion?

Anonymous 06/08/2016 (Wed) 02:24:24 [Preview] No. 282 del
no, I used 6 million because its a magic number

Anonymous 06/10/2016 (Fri) 06:28:13 [Preview] No. 288 del
it was a refernce to >>191

Germany recruiting mulsim illegals as police officers Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 19:47:43 [Preview] No. 225 [Reply]

Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 23:16:21 [Preview] No. 227 del
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The writing is on the wall. They are to cucked from ww2 to do anything. Norway needs to invade and restore white pride

Anonymous 05/29/2016 (Sun) 23:50:34 [Preview] No. 233 del
That article is one of the worst articles I have ever read, but what would you expect from infowars?

>illegals as policemen
Not true and impossible as it would be against German law.

>In other words, they want cops who won’t resist Merkel’s agenda.
Kek. I bet the cops in the USA don't resist to Obama's agenda. That is their duty as a cop to save and serve their government no matter if their political views differ from ther government's.

>Furthermore, the recruitment drive was launched after the deaths of several migrants were blamed on a local neo-Nazi group, which indicates that government officials are trying to exacerbate existing tensions while criticizing anyone who opposes the program as “neo-Nazi” despite their true political affiliation.
It is getting even worse. They are talking about the NSU a right-wing terrorist group that bombed and shot it's way trough Germany for longer than a decade and they killed a German female cop. Bodycount is 10 or 11 people. All migrants accept the cop.
The German secret service (BND) and local authorities could have stopped them years ago, if they had done their job. The whole thing is still investigated, but it looks like if their is a network of right-wingers in the BND and at local authorities. Do some research if you want more details on that.

>it’s likely a Muslim migrant police force could go even beyond that and start enforcing Sharia law

>In fact, a German court has already let ‘Sharia Police’ patrol in the city of Wuppertal.
Wrong! There were some islamist sandniggers starting their sharia police bullshit, but the real police stopped them.

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Akbar Uber Alles
-Angela Merkel

Anonymous 06/09/2016 (Thu) 21:39:17 [Preview] No. 287 del
>Must not react to terrorism with fear
Is anger better god of monkeys?

'Shocking' Holocaust Study Claims Nazis Killed Up To 20 Million People Anonymous 05/24/2016 (Tue) 19:36:15 [Preview] No. 191 [Reply]

The Nazi Holocaust may have claimed up to 20 million lives, a figure far greater than previous estimates, new research has revealed.

The millions disappeared into a Nazi imprisonment and killing machine that covered a bloody swathe of Europe and appears to have been far more deadly than has been thought.

Up until now, the Holocaust is thought to have consumed between five and six million Jews, with an estimated further six million other people also murdered by the Nazi regime.

The new figures of 15 to 20 million, which have astonished some Holocaust historians, come after thirteen years of painstaking study at Washington's Holocaust Memorial Museum . Historians at the museum brought together and studied the huge amount, and often disparate, files and research on the Holocaust.

"The results of our research are shocking," Geoffrey Megargee, the director of the study, told The Independent newspaper. "We are putting together numbers that no one ever compiled before, even for camp systems that have been fairly well researched - and many of them have not been."

While Auschwitz and the Warsaw Ghetto became infamous names linked to the system of mass killing, the museum found that they were just part of a extensive network that imprisoned and obliterated millions of lives.

The research covered some 42,400 camps and ghettos across Europe, and also included forced-labour camps and Nazi "care" centres where pregnant women were forced to have an abortion or had their child killed right after giving birth. It also drew in camps, prisons and killing grounds used by Nazi puppet regimes in countries such as France and Romania.

The number of locations is almost double previous estimates made by the same institution and, all told, they may have imprisoned and killed between 15 to 20 million people.

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Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 16:09:22 [Preview] No. 222 del
How long, do you wager, until a shocking new study "reveals" that uncle adolf killed more people than were actually in europe at the time? If they're going to keep making numbers up, eventually they'll overshoot, right?

Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 16:42:08 [Preview] No. 223 del

I've gotten a few normies to say now that 'It happened, but not like they say it did'. The red pill is starting to work! Their own greed will be the end of them.

Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 22:29:33 [Preview] No. 226 del
I guess they realized more than six million Iranians will have to be killed soon in the next war. Bumping up the numbers ensures the holocaust won't be overshadowed.

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Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 09:08:59 [Preview] No. 731 del
muh $$holohoax$$

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Man’s sexual encounter with a drainpipe caught on CCTV Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 05:32:59 [Preview] No. 215 [Reply]

This pervert couldn’t resist a drainpipe with that come-to-bed spout.

Mind-boggling footage shows the man cautiously approach the drainpipe, which is attached to someone’s home in China.

He pulls down his trousers, presses his arms against the wall and proceeds to wildly thrust at the inanimate object that is protruding out of the wall.

At one point, he appears to look directly at the CCTV but continues completely unfazed.

The footage first appeared on Chinese social media Weibo, but has since been shared on LiveLeak.com and received more than 118,000 views.

After watching the 55-second video, people have been getting out their best puns.

RaksenVorkine said: ‘It’s not the size of your pipe…’

Followed by Fonsini, who said: ‘The washing machine never got over the fact that he cheated on her.’

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Anonymous 06/08/2016 (Wed) 01:19:12 [Preview] No. 280 del
this is what happens when you kill all the girls.

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Judge forces porch monkey to remove bag of weed from underwear after courtroom overwhelmed by skunk smell Anonymous 05/18/2016 (Wed) 12:33:43 [Preview] No. 115 [Reply]
Judges are not known for their sense of humor, nor do they appreciate having their time wasted. Being a judge is a job that requires an abundance of patience, but that does not mean they have time for any tomfoolery in their courtroom. A gentleman by the name of Darius Dabney found that out the hard way when he stank up a Hamilton County, Ohio, courtroom with the big ol’ bag of weed shoved in his underwear. Did I mention that he was also the defendant?
So according to Fox19Now, Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Bernie Bouchard showed he was not to trifled with when his courtroom was permeated by the skunky stench of marijuana. He gave whoever was holding it the opportunity to come forward, threatening to call in the drug dogs if no one would ‘fess up to making his courtroom smell his college dorm room*. So Dabney raised his hand. And thanks to the magic fingers of the court reporter, we have a transcript of their exchange:

>MR. DABNEY: I smoked marijuana before I got here.
>THE COURT: Okay. Well, do you have it on you?
>MR. DABNEY: No, sir.
>THE COURT: Well, it doesn’t smell to me like burnt.

Props to Judge Bouchard for having the olfactory sense to distinguish between pot smoke and fresh marijuana buds despite never having smoked weed in his life, I’m sure.

>MR. DABNEY: I’m cool then.
>THE COURT: You’re safe, you think?
>MR. DABNEY: I know I am.
>THE COURT: What time did you smoke it?
>MR. DABNEY: Shit, like since 9:00, 9:15. I’ll be honest about that. I ain’t going to hold you up, Mr. Bernie. I just got out on a probation violation for a dirty piss, so I smoked this morning. I ain’t going to hold you up. I ain’t going to hold you up. It’s me. I got —
>THE COURT: What’s your name? Do you remember that?
>MR. DABNEY: I don’t know that right now.

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Anonymous 05/24/2016 (Tue) 03:31:58 [Preview] No. 186 del
The second bag of pot from the pants makes this classic.

Anonymous 05/24/2016 (Tue) 11:23:08 [Preview] No. 188 del
>THE COURT: Mr. Dabney, I’m telling you — now why would you do that? Why would you bring that much pot to court?
>THE DEFENDANT: I forgot it in my car, sir.
>THE COURT: You forgot it in your underwear.
>MR. MOORE: He said car, Judge.
>THE COURT: Say what?
>THE DEFENDANT: I don’t know, sir.
Oh god

Anonymous 05/25/2016 (Wed) 11:20:59 [Preview] No. 199 del
He has the face of someone who did not do anything. In fact, this might be the did-not-doest face I've seen.

Anonymous 05/26/2016 (Thu) 12:01:12 [Preview] No. 211 del
>Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Bernie Bouchard
>He successfully prosecuted hundreds of felony and misdemeanor cases and tried over 25 jury trials. As the Director of the Sexual Predator Unit, Bouchard was the first to successfully prosecute sexual offenders with use of the '1000 Foot Rule' in the State of Ohio

Seems like a cule dude.

Anonymous 06/08/2016 (Wed) 01:18:07 [Preview] No. 279 del

Shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. Jew 05/16/2016 (Mon) 17:33:53 [Preview] No. 66 [Reply]
shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards
hey u are banned

Anonymous 05/17/2016 (Tue) 04:26:46 [Preview] No. 81 del
shutup pleb, just let EoS be your guide.

Xlaxy Board owner 06/07/2016 (Tue) 22:11:33 [Preview] No. 274 del
Try and shitpost you little fucking shit. Just try it se what will happen you little fucking cunt. Just try and shitpost on my board and see where it gets you. Drink Bleach

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Chewable amphetamines for kids are here Anonymous 05/29/2016 (Sun) 23:43:54 [Preview] No. 231 [Reply]
Parents: Are you tired of begging your kids to swallow their daily amphetamines so they will calm down and listen to teacher, and are they getting too smart for you to hide pills in their food? Then you’ll be happy to know chewable amphetamines are here to make medicating those little monsters a fun, fruit-flavored experience.

Manufactured by Neos Therapeutics, Adzenys is an ADHD drug similar to Adderall in that they are both amphetamine-based, with one tasty difference: Adzenys dissolves in your mouth. It was approved for kids ages six and up in January and hit the market last week. On a conference call with various company higher-ups and financial analysts, CEO Vipin Garg talked enthusiastically of how the company’s sales team was excited to “engage with physicians” about this great new drug “ahead of the back-to-school season.” Because our nation’s youngsters are not abusing ADHD meds enough as it is.

While the FDA thinks it’s fine for drug reps to sell doctors on the benefits of candy Ritalin, some psychiatrists are raising concerns. Via Stat News:

>Presenting amphetamines in a tasty, convenient package is “a recipe for people to request it and then sell it,” said Dr. Mukund Gnanadesikan, a child and adolescent psychiatrist in Napa, Calif.“I’m not a big fan of controlled substances that come in forms that can be easily abused — and certainly a chewable drug falls into that category,”
Gnanadesikan said.

Um, has Dr. Gnanadesikan been to a college campus lately? If those kids were on any more speed, they’d be Sandra Bullock.

Of course, these kinds of drugs can be legitimately helpful for people suffering from ADHD, and a chewable version would be great for those who have trouble swallowing pills. But given how many nature Nazis (and um, experts) are already worried big pharma is over-medicating our children for profit, with a market that tripled to $12.7 billion in just the last decade, this is bound to piss some people off.


Anonymous 06/02/2016 (Thu) 06:03:46 [Preview] No. 259 del
I'm not against drugs, but I do think most of the ADHD have more to do with your diet and personal habits than with downregulation of dopamine/serotonin/norepinephrine.
The kids should be receiving things like Soylent and vipassana meditation instead of just throw drugs to then. Although amphetamines seems like the most potent nootropic we have today, so I just don't know.
In future people will be injecting Cerebrolysin + NSI-189 on kids, I think.

Anonymous 06/02/2016 (Thu) 22:11:59 [Preview] No. 260 del
Just came from 8/ch /n/, damn I missed the variety.

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Russian jet pilot lands on US carrier, pees on deck, doesn’t wash hands, leaves Anonymous 05/29/2016 (Sun) 23:46:07 [Preview] No. 232 [Reply]
Crew members aboard the aircraft carrier USS Scott Baio were left shocked on Friday when without warning, a Russian pilot landed his jet on the carrier’s flight deck, after which he exited the aircraft and urinated on the deck for as long as 45 seconds before returning to his aircraft to take off.
Rear Admiral Josiah Clark says that pilot of the SU-24 Fencer took virtually no notice of the hundred or so American servicemembers who gathered around while he relieved himself.
“We shot him some very disapproving looks, and one lieutenant even shouted ‘that’s gross,’ but either the pilot couldn’t hear us through his helmet or didn’t care,” Clark said. “Apart from some minor psychological trauma, no one was injured in the incident, and we had the puddle cleaned up within minutes, but obviously we’re not pleased.”
Acting Assistant Navy Undersecretary Brianna Moreno says that she is working with staff to develop rules of engagement in case similar incidents transpire in the future.
“We will not tolerate foreign pilots using our ships as giant porta-potties,” Moreno said. “That said, we need to keep our cool. We don’t exactly want to overreact and start a third world war, either.”
“One solution might be to post signs in Russian, Chinese and other languages stating that unauthorized urination is forbidden, and one sailor came up with the brilliant idea of uploading videos of offenders to YouTube, so that they might be publicly shamed in their home countries,” she said.
This is the second time that the ship, a Nimitz-class supercarrier which was passing through the Levantine Sea at the time of the incident, has been the target of Russian crudeness. In 2012, it was boarded by rowdy and visibly intoxicated crew members of a passing yacht owned by Moscow billionaire Vasily Stinkilov. The five stumbling intruders found their way into a galley, removed six dozen eggs, and ran back to their own ship, prompting Senior Chief Brian Cuquehold, who is in charge of food service on the USS Scott Baio, to chase after them to warn that the expiration date had passed.

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Anonymous 05/30/2016 (Mon) 08:20:42 [Preview] No. 238 del
only Russians lol, all those stuckup stuff shirts freaking out would have be piss funny

Anonymous 05/30/2016 (Mon) 08:22:40 [Preview] No. 239 del
someone needs to put the badass glasses on him totally appropriate

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Anonymous 05/31/2016 (Tue) 17:38:44 [Preview] No. 246 del
Why wasn't he shot?
He boarded a US vessel without instruction from his commanding officer and without permission from the captain. There are some things that are illegal on an international level.

Anonymous 06/01/2016 (Wed) 09:40:10 [Preview] No. 253 del
I know this is fake but
How long till the Russians try and pull this off for real?

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Nationalists win election in Austria which is part of Germany Anonymous 05/22/2016 (Sun) 22:38:59 [Preview] No. 164 [Reply]
For First Time Since World War II, "Right-Wing, Anti-Immigrant, Euroskeptic" Set To Become President Of Austria

Good news tbh fams

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Anonymous 05/24/2016 (Tue) 04:10:13 [Preview] No. 187 del


leftists won, nationalists can go home now

Anonymous 05/27/2016 (Fri) 17:33:23 [Preview] No. 224 del
Brexit is the next disappointment. Then Trump. Then global warming superstorms will mop it all up.

Anonymous 05/30/2016 (Mon) 02:03:32 [Preview] No. 235 del
>implying global warming is real

Anonymous 05/30/2016 (Mon) 02:36:38 [Preview] No. 237 del
When it comes to the environment, many natsocs are hippies that don't know anything.


Anonymous 05/31/2016 (Tue) 03:15:29 [Preview] No. 242 del
how the bunny can global warming be real if it snowed in the middle east last year