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rondam news Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 17:20:10 [Preview] No. 8542
from your contry or wherever

the arbitral tribunal finally announced rulings regarding border disputes between slovenia and croatia. however, croatia claims they will ignore those rulings because they don't see them as legitimate ever since a year ago when some phone calls between one of the members of the tribunal and some irrelevant slovenian official were leaked. however the arbitration was accepted as part of ultimatum to croatia regarding eu membership.


besides the sea border dispute, most land border disputes were results of anomalies where one republic or a municipality governed land that was nominally on the other side of the republic border.

see pictures in article. it was ruled out that:
1) gulf of piran belongs to slovenia (except for a narrow strip next to croatian coast, as opposed to border going along the centreline) and the sea border continues straight out to italian waters; slovenia doesn't get a direct contact with international waters but instead a 4.6km wide corridor is assigned inside croatian waters that slovenia gets full access to
2) land border follows the dragoña river; this means that a couple of houses (most notably, joško joras, who wrote "here is slovenia too" on his house in 2002 and had some publicised breakouts with border officials) and fields, altogether 113ha that were part of slovene municipalities and were infrastructurally connected to slovenia, stay on croatian side
3) 70ha of forest on snežnik plateau forests that were part of hungary before ww1 but was anomalously reassigned to slovenia during treaty of rapallo for no reason whatsoever, remain part of slovenia
4) 335ha large piece of clay around village of drage (northern bela krajina, foothills of gorjanci), mostly forests, that was anomalously part of croatian cadadstres goes to croatia. this is right next to the worst example of bordergore on slovene border, however the ruling does nothing to resolve that. such cases.
5) the army objects on trdina peak (in gorjanci) that were seized by slovene forces during independence war get split following the internal republic borders along the ridge within yugoslavia; the radio tower is therefore on slovenian side while the barracks on croatian
6) the border along mura river follows its old riverbet from the 19th century and not the modern-day regulated course (leaving a larger part of land on croatian side)

croatia is expected to send army on its borders and slovenia is expected to go crazy on border control to prevent tourists from reaching croatia until croatia gives a statement regarding agreeing with the outcome

Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 18:22:37 [Preview] No. 8545 del
>corridor to the sea
WWIII when?

>3) 70ha of forest on snežnik plateau forests that were part of hungary before ww1 but was anomalously reassigned to slovenia during treaty of rapallo for no reason whatsoever, remain part of slovenia
Gib back clay!

Bernd 07/01/2017 (Sat) 18:28:35 [Preview] No. 8625 del
I don't watch tv and don't check polish news sites because they annoy me so I know pretty much nothing about what's going on here. Sometimes I hear something at werk or my mother tells me. I am very disconected but also less worried than others thanks to this.

Czesko Yes Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 14:11:18 [Preview] No. 8687 del
Czech lower house proposes Vermont-tier constitutional amendment:
>right to own and carry guns and ammo
>still needs 2/3 vote in upper house
>formerly nofun president has changed position after terrorism in western europe
>nofuns claim this will be preempted by EU anyway

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 15:50:26 [Preview] No. 8688 del
Do you still hope they'll adopt softer gun laws here?

And those who follow the news still can't do shit about anything just like you except worrying while you feel generally less stressed then them. Good tactics, doing something similar.

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 16:26:19 [Preview] No. 8689 del
At some point, hopefully there'll be laxer gun laws everywhere. Meanwhile, it's a good sign that the politicians want to relax gun laws; if the EU falls apart, the national government will be making these decisions.

Lax gun laws are eugenic; it's the degenerate/addict types who (1) commit crimes and (2) will be prosecuted (hopefully executed) for murder.

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 17:57:27 [Preview] No. 8690 del
I bet the EU will bring up that Breivik wanted to buy guns in Czechia too

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:49:35 [Preview] No. 8693 del
I thought you're the Hungarobernd who posts time to times.
I think murder rates would jump high here as all the low level gypsies would buy by tonnes and their kids would be playing Rambo 24/7. They are hanging on the streets loudmouthing at people and if someone tells them to fuck off their first reaction is "I'll kill you, I'll kill you". If guns could be bought legally easier then some of them would go home take their parents gun and use it on the peasant (as they call the Hungarians) who dared to talk back to his highness. Or do the same with each other over nothing this would be nice tho. It happened that a gypsy stole another one's phone. They actually knew each other and the victim went home made a molotov and threw it in the yard of the perp who called the police who then arrested both.

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:51:25 [Preview] No. 8695 del
>peasant (as they call the Hungarians)
heh, back in Slovenia they use the term civili (so, civilians).

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 20:02:23 [Preview] No. 8704 del
>Critics argue the changes will never take effect as European Union directives overrule the proposed legislation.
>“Putting it in the constitution is therefore nonsense,” Jan Farský, the deputy mayor of Chovanec, told Hospodarske Noviny.

Since when european directives are above constitutions?

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 20:34:19 [Preview] No. 8705 del
Since someone wants people to believe they are. A total bullshit that can be thrown among people and if the idea is out there then there will be people who'll refuse to believe otherwise and consume a great deal of effort trying to convince them pointlessly.

Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 20:34:41 [Preview] No. 8706 del
Also such cases.

Bernd 07/06/2017 (Thu) 19:42:58 [Preview] No. 8786 del
Bronald Brumpf visited Poland today, talked with out president and made a speech for the public etc. Nod sure what they discussed, probably NATO stuff.

Bernd 07/06/2017 (Thu) 20:16:39 [Preview] No. 8789 del
wasn't it literal TRI MORETA meeting

Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 17:29:04 [Preview] No. 8817 del
Poor innocent rubbish bins drew the short one again.

Bernd 07/10/2017 (Mon) 19:14:57 [Preview] No. 8871 del
>Chhaupadi is an ancient Hindu practice which banishes women to huts or cowsheds during menstruation.
>Women are ostracised during this time, prevented from normal family activities and from having contact with men during their periods as they’re deemed “impure” and “untouchable.”
Smart. We should make mandatory this practice.

Bernd 07/10/2017 (Mon) 19:35:15 [Preview] No. 8872 del
Why do women unironically consider walking around while their cunt is bleeding as somehow better and not as unhygienic than wearing cum-crusted pants?
especially one that ever did nofap should understand why it's comparable

Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 05:39:49 [Preview] No. 8875 del
Because the one is a perfectly natural thing the other is just eww.
But to give you an actual answer I have to leave the actual question unanswered but raise another point. A discharge only occurs at night and wash and changing into other clothes then go after your daily stuff is easy. The menstruation on the other hand... we can't dismiss half the workforce all the time for days just for a little gore. Of course some of them are entirely useless at that time anyway so not much of a loss I had one who just lay there in fetal position for hours whenever she could. but most of them can go about their job and perform just as well as ever and their effort would be missed greatly.
Imagine a sonbasket shrieking at his mom to take her gross bleeding vagina away but then he would be the most infuriated why his mom doesn't feed him every 28 days or so...

Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 19:38:06 [Preview] No. 8882 del
This is hilarious:
And similar billboards are all over the country for an months now.

Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 20:37:17 [Preview] No. 8884 del
1. Some Russian tourists in Abkhazia were robbed by people armed by automatic rifles, one tourist is dead. Government support for North Caucasian tourism surely works, especially in brother country of Abkhazia.

2. In Moscow former policeman shoot woman who was his coworker (they also were in relationship before) and killed himself. Also, as unrelated incident, today policeman in Rostov region shoot his wife and her father, police already caught him. We America now.

We had "Russian Breivik" (c) case few years ago, but everyone forgot about him already. He was more memeworthy though.

3. Meanwhile, rainy weather made largest rock festival into mess. Thousands of cars stuck in mud, and everyone covered in shit.

Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 23:52:37 [Preview] No. 8885 del

Bernd 07/12/2017 (Wed) 05:04:07 [Preview] No. 8888 del
Tell us more about that Breivich.

Bernd 07/12/2017 (Wed) 08:29:47 [Preview] No. 8889 del
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Some guy named Dmitry Vinogradov, who had diagnosed autism, worked in office of network pharmacy "Rigla" as legal assistant. He was shy and smart person, but had some problems with depression, and had history of health problems from childhood. He also been volunteer of some ecological movement and was very polite person at all. At work he started relationship with woman coworker, but it failed after some time. Coworkers laughed at him because of his views. He got into bigger depression and tried to get help from psychiatrist.

Then he got drunk, wrote short and primitive manifesto on his vkontakte page, where he stated that humanity is the cancer of the planet, society is shit, people is shit, natural selection stopped working etc. He took two hunting rifles that he bought some time ago, drove to work, shoot 6 coworkers (sources say he used both rifles simultaneously, like action movie hero) and got captured by police. He ignored that girl but shoot her supposed bf who also worked there. Now he sitting in prison with life sentence. Media often called him "Russian Breivik", although he has no relation to Breivik at all and wasn't a nationalist of any kind.

After shooting his manifesto got thousands of likes and this guy became a meme, but he is mostly forgotten now. Sometimes I joke about him with my friend when I tired of shit at work though.


Bernd 07/12/2017 (Wed) 16:56:19 [Preview] No. 8893 del
He's more similarities to American mass shooters. Someone needs a very hard push to do something like that both starting the action and at the moment of truth really taking shots on people. I don't think most of these guys psychopaths just ordinary people with very deep problems and wounds and circumstances that isolate them from people and real help.

>humanity is the cancer of the planet
>society is shit
>people is shit
>natural selection stopped working
Give it time.

>bunch of people walking into room 400
>bunch of people running out of room 400

Bernd 07/12/2017 (Wed) 20:10:33 [Preview] No. 8896 del
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Tzar, emperor, glorious leader, savior of humanity and white race has been spotted with some unknown person. While visiting Valaam - legendary christian monastery - he was driving a car with passenger on back seat. Most of TV channels cut this part, but one forgot. No one knows who it is. Putin, being a model of traditional values for everyone, divorced his wife some time ago (rumors about them living separate were known for years), and keeps his private life in secret.

Putin's press secretary first said that he doesn't know anything, but then added that this was security guard and Putin just tried to get something from car.

Bernd 07/12/2017 (Wed) 21:28:07 [Preview] No. 8899 del
It was the Bogdanoffs.

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 04:12:42 [Preview] No. 8901 del
>Head of State
>Driving anywhere

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UM-Q_zpuJGU [Embed]

Seriously don't your head executives live in a total bubble?

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 05:09:29 [Preview] No. 8903 del

That's long for the morning.

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 08:14:06 [Preview] No. 8907 del
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>Seriously don't your head executives live in a total bubble?

Yes, they do. Sometimes they just do tricks for media.

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 09:20:11 [Preview] No. 8909 del
There's really just one moment where Seinfeld tries to drive off the White House lawn and they stop him. He says to Obama
>Can't you tell them you're the President?

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 13:08:52 [Preview] No. 8910 del

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 20:31:11 [Preview] No. 8917 del
>3. Meanwhile, rainy weather made largest rock festival into mess. Thousands of cars stuck in mud, and everyone covered in shit.
Picture looks right out of SPINTIRES[tm].

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 21:13:57 [Preview] No. 8919 del
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Specialists from Northern Fleet lifted two land-lease Sherman tanks from Barents Sea. Tanks were transported on US cargo ship "Thomas Donaldson" that sank in March 1945.

Bernd 07/14/2017 (Fri) 05:36:00 [Preview] No. 8920 del
Nice find. Thanks for this Russia can modernize it's armored forces now that Armata proved to be as a fiasco.

Bernd 07/15/2017 (Sat) 19:40:41 [Preview] No. 8945 del
niggers in paris are revolting because a rapper who supports a government of some african country is to perform

Bernd 07/16/2017 (Sun) 11:45:25 [Preview] No. 8951 del
Srsly wat?!

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Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 06:14:43 [Preview] No. 9035 del
>proved to be a fiasco
Wot? Tell me more, I've been living under a rock when it comes to that.

Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 16:35:31 [Preview] No. 9040 del
I exaggerated for fun and glory. I remembered this failure from few years back:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeJzuo2TsfM [Embed]

Bernd 07/25/2017 (Tue) 05:20:43 [Preview] No. 9216 del
This is nice:
You can't leak data of that many people if said data is on paper only. Paper is safe, paper is life, paper is love. Kill the rainforests.

Bernd 07/31/2017 (Mon) 16:06:38 [Preview] No. 9344 del
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Hell is real. I would melt here if I weren't burning. All week's gonna be like this.

Bernd 07/31/2017 (Mon) 19:11:38 [Preview] No. 9346 del
Measured 42 myself today on the roof terrace. Obviously that's not a meteorologically correct measurement but I do keep the thermometer in shadow so that's the actual temperature. Whence the difference; meteorologically correct measurements call for spatially isolated measuring post so that air can circulate freely; the place where I measure temperature is closed from two sides so that's not comparable for weather analysis. Still that was the actual temperature; so even if meteorologists say it's not above 40, on the streets it can as well be much higher.

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 05:27:43 [Preview] No. 9351 del
Good, good high politics and all that. Funny tho how Germany and her kapos barking since forever now about these monetary repercussions still nothing. But let's say we accept quotas and they send us few thousand migrants, free shipping. All right. Now, how do they want us to keep them here? Their first action would be going back to west. Or should we keep them in guarded camps, with barbed wire and canine patrols?
Meanwhile it seems our Party and Government wants to settle a bunch of Ukrainians to supplement the workforce missing from our economy. Now, what will keep them here? If they get citizenship they can travel in the EU wherever they want...

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 05:30:13 [Preview] No. 9352 del
That's a lot. And yeah the places what the Sun scorches are like ovens. Unbearable. I hope next week will be colder.

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I work half of day in the open in that ree

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 18:23:18 [Preview] No. 9357 del
Feel you brother. Just returned from the garden. It's still hot but the Sun is nowhere now. I had to spill the sweat from my slippers.

Bernd 08/01/2017 (Tue) 21:44:33 [Preview] No. 9359 del
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and here comes tropical storm
holy fuck it's a wall of water here

Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 02:46:30 [Preview] No. 9360 del
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> here comes tropical storm

Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 05:27:20 [Preview] No. 9363 del
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Meteorologists promise rain for the next week. I hope it will bring some cooling. Until then...

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Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 19:35:10 [Preview] No. 9376 del
Hey, I got caught by a little shower that came before that big wall yesterday.

Bernd 08/02/2017 (Wed) 19:52:12 [Preview] No. 9378 del
ey it wasn't that bad, yes the air was very humid but it was far cooler then yesterday, max 25 degrees if I recall
also it rained again here today cooling temperature further

Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 19:19:33 [Preview] No. 9397 del
news from the other side of the alps: in vipava valley it didn't go below 30°C last night

Bernd 08/03/2017 (Thu) 20:26:06 [Preview] No. 9400 del
This hot air comes from Africa. I knew it! The Germans are behind this too. They just can't get enough.

In Hungarian we call the very hot weather kánikula. Great wordplay:
kán = khan
káni = khan's, of khan (something like that)
kula = shit
káni kula = shit of khan
The khan takes a dump behind his yurt, then two of his warriors walking there a bit later. One of them points at the pile: "what's that?" "that's a shit of khan"- replies the other.

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 16:16:49 [Preview] No. 9408 del
dies caniculares?

Also, ebin Fenno-Mongolic humour.

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 16:19:51 [Preview] No. 9409 del
Yes it is, zér gút!

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 16:20:26 [Preview] No. 9410 del
I mean dobre.

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 19:51:10 [Preview] No. 9418 del

really nice temperatures
if it stays hot af it's gonna be a great hurricane season on the mediterranean this fall

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 19:59:00 [Preview] No. 9420 del
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It is pretty fun that Europe is suffering from heatwaves, but Russia has unusually cold summer. Instead of getting typical heat of +30 and more (in central Russia), we've got everyday rain and 15-20 in June and July.

Only few weeks ago temperature grew to 30 (and this is sad because I hate hot weather at all).

Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 20:39:33 [Preview] No. 9421 del
I've been following snow situation in siberia this year, ever since satellite observation started perhaps only one year had as late snow as this year
it's all because of massive snowfall last october; ice sheet on greenland has record volume as well

Bernd 08/05/2017 (Sat) 07:31:43 [Preview] No. 9423 del
>sea surface temperature
That's how much depth? Barely few cm's? Or a meter or two?

Bernd 08/05/2017 (Sat) 09:34:56 [Preview] No. 9425 del
Buoys measure at depth of 3m, while satellite measurements (based on IR radiation) obviously only see the very surface. For weather development you generally don't need to know temperatures deeper than a couple of centimetres down, anything lower doesn't directly affect it. But of course if the sea is thoroughly warmed up the temperatures will stay high after the first turbulent mixing event.

Bernd 08/05/2017 (Sat) 11:16:12 [Preview] No. 9426 del
I'd prefer the buoy measurement as it better to answer the question I'm interested in: is it good for swimming?

Bernd 08/05/2017 (Sat) 14:40:49 [Preview] No. 9427 del
That's because global warming causing global cooling. Or the other way around.

Tomorrow it's gonna raining, then Monday we'll have under 25 C's. Oh God I hope they're right, I've no motivation to do anything in this weather.

Bernd 08/06/2017 (Sun) 18:08:04 [Preview] No. 9438 del
It rained today and temperatures are pretty comfy now.
But holy fuck look at those sea temperature readings.

Bernd 08/06/2017 (Sun) 18:52:53 [Preview] No. 9439 del
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>It rained today
It's here now.

Bernd 08/06/2017 (Sun) 18:53:58 [Preview] No. 9440 del
Meanwhile the board turned into my personal blog.

Bernd 08/06/2017 (Sun) 21:28:20 [Preview] No. 9442 del
Some innocent young workers in the drug trafficking business in Rio haven't been paid in two months; journalists are very concerned.

Bernd 08/07/2017 (Mon) 05:14:39 [Preview] No. 9443 del
At this point wouldn't be easier just to legalize all drugs, tax it, enforce workers' rights and establish some health institutions to remedy the problems it would cause.

I've just wondered if we still have Hueball. I couldn't remember. I know Fatball is still in place but the Finball is now ordinary (in vein ofc).

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I had to close the windows it felt so cold.

Bernd 08/07/2017 (Mon) 10:17:01 [Preview] No. 9446 del
>tax it
spoken like a true statist

Bernd 08/07/2017 (Mon) 15:31:57 [Preview] No. 9448 del
Erm, I mean:
After the state is abolished the recreational consumer goods producing companies should open health restoring facilities which help those whose health in some way affected by these products - and can afford this service - to get back to their wealth generating activities so they can enjoy (and buy) these recreational consumer goods again asap.
Abolishing the state would stimulate chemistry and pharma industry to come up with new drugs which less harmful or drugs which helps to combat addiction and such because the interest of these companies is generating capital and if their consumers die or cannot consume they cannot do that.

Bernd 08/07/2017 (Mon) 23:52:51 [Preview] No. 9458 del
18 centimemes at dawn is too warm.
It was 55° here overnight and I slept with the windows open.

Bernd 08/08/2017 (Tue) 05:29:31 [Preview] No. 9464 del
Do you live in Nógrád?
Anyway the sudden over 20 C drop was just too much.

Bernd 08/15/2017 (Tue) 05:18:50 [Preview] No. 9575 del
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RT wants me to install an extension. Is it a good idea to install something that can potentially follow everything I do made by Putin?

Bernd 08/15/2017 (Tue) 07:48:54 [Preview] No. 9576 del
>Is it a good idea to install something that can potentially follow everything I do made by Putin?

Serious answer: it probably wouldn't follow you but installing extensions for news site isn't a good idea just for common sense.

Truth: they already watching you.

Bernd 08/15/2017 (Tue) 13:49:01 [Preview] No. 9578 del
Today in Catholic Church there is feast of assupmtion of Mary.
Also Poland is celebrating victory of Warsaw Battle, important event in polish-bolshevik war 1919-1921 which pretty much reversed course of the war and let us win.

Bernd 08/15/2017 (Tue) 13:49:40 [Preview] No. 9579 del
fug you endchan, I only wanted to post pic once

Bernd 08/15/2017 (Tue) 14:07:19 [Preview] No. 9580 del
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on endchan picture dupes you

Bernd 08/15/2017 (Tue) 15:53:17 [Preview] No. 9581 del
That pic's so good it needed to be uploaded three times.
Do you have some relatively unbiased info about this?

Mary's assumption is an important feast for Hungarian Catholics. Virgin Mary has/had a particular cult here. Our first king, Saint Stephen, supposedly offered the country into Mary's patronage hence Hungary got the name Regnum Marianum.

Bernd 08/16/2017 (Wed) 08:37:09 [Preview] No. 9590 del
If you don't kill tree, tree kills you.
>Falling tree kills 13 on Portuguese island of Madeira

Bernd 08/16/2017 (Wed) 15:40:21 [Preview] No. 9592 del
Trees are dangerous and a woods are full of other hazardous stuff like ticks.

Bernd 08/17/2017 (Thu) 05:12:35 [Preview] No. 9601 del
Our Viktor spends his vacation on Krk.
In the town of Punat in Hungarian puna = pussy. That photo was taken in a certain restaurant, the Restoran Lara with it's owner. Orbán likes Croatia very much.

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