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BONG Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 16:49:34 [Preview] No. 8483
All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.


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>>8484
I dun goofed. Already posted three of mine. Well, then I'll just upload it in alphabetical order.


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And a fresh one from the bakery.


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 18:23:58 [Preview] No. 8511 del
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I hope no one already did this


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 18:50:47 [Preview] No. 8512 del
>>8511
Nope.


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 19:55:04 [Preview] No. 8513 del
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Thanks Bernd, but looks like you missed this one.


Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 05:05:01 [Preview] No. 8524 del
>>8513
Oh yeah! And maybe there's a BOM I haven't saved.


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Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 17:22:02 [Preview] No. 8543 del
>>8535
I can't imagine why I don't have ZONG, it was made on 8 (probably by you, I remember a Germball posting it). I've already posted the Revelationg ITT tho.

Remind me pls how the DOWN/DOWNG should look like? With drool and such.


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Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 09:13:57 [Preview] No. 8642 del
>>8638
Awesome. I didn't expect someone posting. Are you the Spanish inquisition?


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 10:07:47 [Preview] No. 8646 del
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>>8642
You a jew or something?


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 10:28:37 [Preview] No. 8650 del
>>8646
Why would you ask that?


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 11:04:58 [Preview] No. 8651 del
im jew


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 11:19:04 [Preview] No. 8653 del
>>8650
Seems like you have a guilty conscience
>>8651
Slovenia, I, KNOW!


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Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:14:27 [Preview] No. 8655 del
>>8646
what's the story behind this?
>>8650
who was the main target of spanish inquisition?


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:22:52 [Preview] No. 8657 del
>>8655
The Parson was a character in the Canterbury Tales. As for the picture itself, I don't know I just image searched middle english art.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decameron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nastagio_degli_Onesti

>Nastagio degli Onesti is the protagonist in one of the one hundred short stories contained in The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio. The eighth story of the fifth day, it tells of the unrequited love of the nobleman Nastagio for a girl who will eventually be induced to accept Nastagio's affection by the appearance of a rejected lover and her beloved.


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:38:24 [Preview] No. 8658 del
>>8655
But the Jews were the Spanish inquisition.

>>8653
Why would you say that?

>>8654
You're on a roll.

>>8657
I just assumed he's an average priest in his parish. But it's good you reminded me of Canterbury Tales, I've a reoccurring thought I should read it.


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:50:49 [Preview] No. 8669 del
>>8658
I kind of like this meme as it is seemingly wholly irreverent.
Yeah, you're guilty of something, BRING THE WHEEL!


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 12:54:39 [Preview] No. 8673 del
>>8658
As for Canterbury I never got what the big deal was. They had us read some parts in High School. The only reason I can think of for it being held in such high regard is that it's a mostly secular work in Middle English that actually serves to some degree as an historical document.


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 13:00:12 [Preview] No. 8675 del
>>8673
I remember as a semi-obscure topic on literature class but I don't remember reading it.

>>8651
Actually I don't believe you. Lotsa claims no proofs.


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>>8675
>Actually I don't believe you. Lotsa claims no proofs.

You doing it right, don't believe the Jew.


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Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 14:21:24 [Preview] No. 8680 del
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I don't think real time is working right?


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 14:28:56 [Preview] No. 8681 del
>>8680
bots


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 14:30:50 [Preview] No. 8683 del
>>8675
hmm, I guess posting my real name would be a pretty fat proof but I ain't doxxing myself :^)


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>>8679
picrel

>>8681
All?


Bernd 07/02/2017 (Sun) 16:08:24 [Preview] No. 8685 del
>>8683
How convenient.

>>8678
Hm. Is that a proof of him being Jew?


Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:52:08 [Preview] No. 8696 del
>>8685
So what do you want? Proof that I'm circumcised or what?


Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 19:21:18 [Preview] No. 8698 del
>>8696
Do you have your framed foreskin on the wall above your desk in your office?


Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 19:23:54 [Preview] No. 8700 del
>>8698
Oy vey no, the rabbi eats it.


Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 19:28:39 [Preview] No. 8701 del
>>8700
I thought it's mixed into cosmetics coz the soft baby foreskin rejuvenates the face of women.


Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 19:35:56 [Preview] No. 8702 del
>>8701
Perhaps some do that in America with an overabundance of circumcised goyim. It's considered too precious to be given away generally.


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Bernd 07/04/2017 (Tue) 21:06:07 [Preview] No. 8728 del
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I'm not satisfied but I can't tinker with this more.

>>8710
That's beerpong? I only know about that from movies and tv-shows. It's not too popular here.


Bernd 07/04/2017 (Tue) 21:14:54 [Preview] No. 8731 del
>>8728
Yes it is Beer pong, only college kids really play it though.


Bernd 07/04/2017 (Tue) 21:22:53 [Preview] No. 8733 del
>>8731
I've seen it played once, by a bunch of urban kids who were only exposed to American films growing up.


Bernd 07/05/2017 (Wed) 10:13:07 [Preview] No. 8747 del
>>8728
Well.... nice. .. I was too lazy to reply with instructions before. I guess it's.. something. Well done!


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>>8747
Y u lazy????


Bernd 07/06/2017 (Thu) 20:43:50 [Preview] No. 8791 del
>>8750
Dudeweed


Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 05:39:25 [Preview] No. 8795 del
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>>8791
Have you ever told you about the beneficial effects of consuming radishes?


Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 15:40:23 [Preview] No. 8807 del
>>8795
I mean I.


Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 16:56:21 [Preview] No. 8814 del
>>8807
>Have you ever told I
Instructions unclear.


Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 18:51:34 [Preview] No. 8823 del
>>8814
But on radish it is


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Bernd 07/15/2017 (Sat) 13:44:52 [Preview] No. 8942 del
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In the late books thread you, Bernds, mentioned Svejk. Since then I decided to read it finally, and I find all kinds of interesting things in there, such as...


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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:25:16 [Preview] No. 10540 del
>>10527
Of course. It's genius. I wanted longer sub-heading for the book to make it more similar to old assburgerish history titles which preceded that era. Like: The Ottoman Empire - Industrial Output and War Effort in the Light of the Newest Sources, 1914-1918 - Reflections and Interpretations. But then the letters would been too small and unreadable.


Bernd 10/11/2017 (Wed) 18:42:52 [Preview] No. 11096 del
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If anyone knows what police badge to use, I'll update the pic.


Bernd 10/11/2017 (Wed) 20:29:02 [Preview] No. 11100 del
>>11096
They have "Guardia Civil" badges and also have funny hats


Bernd 10/12/2017 (Thu) 05:19:32 [Preview] No. 11121 del
>>11100
Also manly stubble. Thanks.


Bernd 10/12/2017 (Thu) 15:29:09 [Preview] No. 11124 del
>>11100
Those hats are geometrically imposing. They clearly convey not only brutal strength, but mathematical genious.


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Bernd 10/13/2017 (Fri) 01:53:56 [Preview] No. 11148 del
>>11100
>>11124
meh, they look too much like cooking utensils to intimidate anyone.


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>>11148
Yeah.

Also fuck stockphotos seriously. One more cancer that's killing the internet.


Bernd 10/14/2017 (Sat) 06:38:44 [Preview] No. 11168 del
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>>11155
But... but everything you see on the Internet originally came from a stock photo site.


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>>11232
No! My radish pictures were all original!


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And to think I almost took your word for it...



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