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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407
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Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 19:41:59 [Preview] No. 8418 del
>>8412
>Alexey Yonasovich


Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 19:45:34 [Preview] No. 8420 del
>>8408
>fidget spinner
I did not suspect that, kek.


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Bernd 06/27/2017 (Tue) 19:02:09 [Preview] No. 8437 del
>>8433
>Intense.webm
That reminds me of webm related by a godawful Hungarian hip-hop band. The title is: "The Way to Home is Dangerous" and it's about the dangers lurking on every corner for the drunk who wants to go home from his favourit pub.

>>8434
That's very useful for someone like me who don't know the first thing about Star Travel.


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>>8433
>second webm
that's a pretty petty thing to risk your job over imo


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>>8482
memri tv translation of some egyptian tv host after an trucking in front of a mosque in london utterly btfoing the apologists, saying something like this in the west gets you fired for racism and islamophobia


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 20:30:45 [Preview] No. 8517 del
>>8482
>2nd webm
If you didn't know, he just references the most famous quote of C.S Lewis. If you are interested, I highly recommend the book "the great divorce."

Also, a webm to keep on subject.


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 20:39:17 [Preview] No. 8518 del
>>8516
I need the names or source of those two women, NOW!


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 20:52:01 [Preview] No. 8520 del
>>8518
shamelessly stolen from 8/ebon/, original filenames were just another imageboard filename


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 20:56:06 [Preview] No. 8521 del
>>8516
>slovborg
eggsplain this
>>8517
ok thanks for the info, I already am reading Mere Christianity btw
>3rd webm
egh I'm not a fan of kebab and I find this video cool but using those verses out of context triggers me a little, of course we are Church Militant but our fight as st. Paul said is against spiritual forces of evil
>not using Luke 19:27
pleb


Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 21:15:11 [Preview] No. 8522 del
>>8521
slovborg is a renowned oldfag from 8/int/ who has a fetish for nigger women


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Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 19:59:47 [Preview] No. 8826 del
>>8433
>1st
Where the creator of the subs writes to email him because he couldn't translate she talks about her joints. She probably has arthritis which she further express with her crouching down and weird hand movement.


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Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 02:18:35 [Preview] No. 8874 del
>>8470
Some webms, like actual snuff, are a bit too fucked to just watch without saying anything. Such callous lack of respect for being pushed around for a minimum wage is just unpatriotic.


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Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 15:26:43 [Preview] No. 8877 del
>>8876
>2nd
wew
can you recognise various sources for this video? I only recall two


Bernd 07/11/2017 (Tue) 16:16:32 [Preview] No. 8878 del
>>8876
That gumball stuff is quite good demo.

>>8877
I recognize three footage. The "you're fucking white male", the kid who freaks out on that Christian message, and that fat, dark haired women who shakes her hands (I think it was presented an anti-Trump footage when I saw it first).


Bernd 07/12/2017 (Wed) 23:22:45 [Preview] No. 8900 del
>>8878
The fat woman is trigglypuff, there's the legendary warrior Markmarkmark, and also that one jewish man who says "you dirty fucking goyim"


Bernd 07/14/2017 (Fri) 16:47:28 [Preview] No. 8924 del
>>8900
The others?


Bernd 07/15/2017 (Sat) 01:04:34 [Preview] No. 8933 del
>>8924
i'm not sure, i have probably seen a few of the others before, but i do not remember the names or the exact context. Like that girl attacking the trashcan. I suppose it's just generic anarchy rage.


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Bernd 07/19/2017 (Wed) 21:41:43 [Preview] No. 9024 del
>>9023
>webm 1
cuck tier


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>>9024
????
extrapolate


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>>9025
>one of the first things to look for in a person is that they place someone else as number one
sounds cuck as fuck


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Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 18:57:51 [Preview] No. 9041 del
>>9039
>Old People
Haha! Hilarious!
We have a saying:
The nicest pleasure is gloating as it isn't fueled by envy.


Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 19:02:39 [Preview] No. 9042 del
>>9039
Fuck that chink with that mouse. Poor Jerry.


Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 19:51:50 [Preview] No. 9050 del
>>9029
How many variation of that coming out vid exists?

>>9031
>batjump
I dunno if I've already said that but I would have a brown contrail.

>>9036
>>9037
>>9038
Yeah, these were missing.


Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 20:01:15 [Preview] No. 9051 del
>>9027
>someone else
She meant God specifially. Not having God on the first place in your hierarchy is guarantee for damnation.


Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 20:03:13 [Preview] No. 9052 del
>>9050
>>batjump
yeah now I remember I got this webm from old /kc/
>How many variation of that coming out vid exists?
nod sure but you can share if you have more


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 05:28:03 [Preview] No. 9055 del
>>9052
Made a quick search without results. Still someone made those vids it's not impossible there's more.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 14:55:35 [Preview] No. 9057 del
>>9051
Having God in first place in your hierarchy is the easiest method to get raving lunatics become dangerous to society.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 16:19:28 [Preview] No. 9060 del
>>9051
>the grill
I bet thousands of men lusting after her.

>Sodom n Gomorrah
What's habbening?


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 16:53:38 [Preview] No. 9067 del
>>9060
>I bet thousands of men lusting after her.
probably yes, very ironic
>What's habbening?
I think that was a fire inside some gay club. I don't remember exactly.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:02:05 [Preview] No. 9070 del
>>9060
She fails to understand that people like me are masturbating to the vid.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:07:01 [Preview] No. 9071 del
>>9070
I dunno women tend to hold back all the stuff they know and pretending to be more innocent then they are. Or they can be really innocent but not naive and they are afraid of being accused to be naughty.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:11:50 [Preview] No. 9072 del
>>9070
seriously? you prefer this over porn or what?


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:18:57 [Preview] No. 9074 del
>>9067
There are better hiding places on a dog for a nut. For a while.

>>9072
Ultrasoftcore femdom porn. What she's doing in that vid.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:22:57 [Preview] No. 9075 del
>>9072
She's pale, and acts innocent and naive, it turns me on. I fantasize about destroying her and make her become MY personal cum bucket no one else can use. Pale women in general make me go crazy.


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>>9075
I see. Actualy I expected answer like that.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:34:18 [Preview] No. 9081 del
>>9076
Nah doesn't do it, fuck niggers.

>>9078
>beating someone just because they have fantasies

Who you should be beating is muslims, and you should not stop any time soon either.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:39:59 [Preview] No. 9086 del
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>>9081
>Who you should be beating is muslims, and you should not stop any time soon either.
I'm sorry we don't have moslems in boland, but we have people with funny fantasies forcing others to accept is as something normal.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:41:45 [Preview] No. 9087 del
Violence against Muslims is always self-defense, as Islam's existence infringes on our basic rights with its militant supremacist bigoted attitude.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 17:46:50 [Preview] No. 9090 del
>>9086
100% A-Okay. Homos are okay to be homos as long as they do it in private and don't try to make people think they're not mentally ill. Ideally though I'd like there to be research on how to eradicate this epigenetic disease and others like it.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 18:07:00 [Preview] No. 9096 del
>>9090
>epigenetic
nice buzzword


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 18:43:34 [Preview] No. 9097 del
>>9096
>buzzword

http://www.nimbios.org/press/FS_homosexuality

It isn't, it's genetic markers that are in an individual but don't get activated unless chemical induction via environmental, or in vitro factors activate them. Homosexuals aren't homosex just because they one day wake up and decide they like cock, or like to carpet munch. Something inside their bodies activates that lust and urge gradually.

The more time we spend on researching this instead of chanting to pray the gay away, or accepting it as "normal", the more we can prevent faggots from ever existing. This question has however brought some moral dilemmas to my mind, and that is, if it's somehow reversible via nutrition plus medication like other epigenetic diseases would enough old faggots take the cure to make it economically feasible?

Obviously most parents no matter how liberal would not want to have their kid be born a faggot if these markers are detected. But what about the old faggots who fully express these gene markers already? Something tells me that the economic feasibility would hinge on the willingness of faggots to become straight.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 18:45:09 [Preview] No. 9098 del
>>9097
>Would faggots choose to stop being faggots
>the post
>the question
>the dilemma

We all know the answer to this


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 18:47:15 [Preview] No. 9099 del
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>>9098
I don't know man, I think fags who are in the closet due to family reasons or religious reasons would jump on the boat within a heartbeat.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 18:55:29 [Preview] No. 9102 del
>>9097
That is absolutely not what epigenetics is. That's why I'm referring to your usage of the word as a buzzword; because talking about epigenetics is "hip" at the moment.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 19:35:16 [Preview] No. 9108 del
>>9057
You forget that Christianity is the moral basis upon which your society is formed. If you do not each hold god at "first place in your heirarchy" then he has no real influence on your society nor the laws of that society. Given time this could allow unchristian behaviour to become a moral normality in your society and eventually law. Then true lunacy has the potential to become normality.
You have lived in a slowly decaying Christian society all your life and made the false assumption that all men must have the same moral nature without need of the Christian God. In your lifetime the Muslims in Germany will influence German society and German politics and you will learn why an intimate relationship with God was of such high importance.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 19:42:05 [Preview] No. 9109 del
>>9081
>Nah doesn't do it, fuck niggers.
funny thing I'm more aroused by that niggress rather then white gurl, probably because it's exotic here and burgers have black people on daily basis

>>9090
I've only put homo picture as example, I just don't believe anymore that various perverts will keep their things as fantasies or private in their homes. This kind of libertarianism have died in my head.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 19:47:53 [Preview] No. 9110 del
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>>9102
Nigger, I'm a biochemist, any change to a chromosome that affects gene expression, or function even if it's at the level of a fucking intron is epigenetic. And yes, epigenetic changes are in fact due to environmental factors. Anything from pollution, to poor nutrition, to poor canalization in the womb can be considered an epigenetic change.

Also, guess what? Epigenetics are heritable, but just because they're heritable doesn't mean they're automatically expressed. I stress this yet again, environmental factors determine their expression. Read a fucking genetics book.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 19:50:13 [Preview] No. 9111 del
>>9109
In countries where freedom of association is respected they do. The US is sadly not such a country, we have hiring quotas for everything now a days, and even still our tech sectors and science sectors are predominantly Asian, White, Kike and a few beaners.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 20:55:12 [Preview] No. 9134 del
>>9108
>one needs to be Christian in order to be morally virtuous
hoo boy


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 20:58:00 [Preview] No. 9135 del
>>9110
Yes but no, as majority of environmental factors will affect gene expression in ways that don't involve chromosome modification. Usually they just function through control mechanisms activating or deactivating specific proteins involved. Those are therefore not heritable, so no, not every environmental change has heritable consequences.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:36:07 [Preview] No. 9141 del
>>9135
>not ever

And that's the key nigger, we have to understand which do, and what causes these functions to appear. More over we have to know what causes the predisposition towards these "markers", yes I'm being informal, fuck you I'm on break, if we are to stop the gay plague.

If genetics wasn't absolutely cucked right now due to political correctness I'd be studying epigenetics and homos. My hats off to the brave men and women who pursue this in today's batshit crazy world.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:36:16 [Preview] No. 9142 del
>>9134
>one needs needs a history that has this form of christianity in it in order to have this from of morality in one's present
fix'd.
That's grammatically correct german that even germans know how to read, right? Or do you read better in the warm light of a book burning, so that you don't need to be reminded on what you forget?


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:37:37 [Preview] No. 9144 del
>>9134
I guess me and you are normalfag SJW degenerates now.

*tips dildo strapped fedora*

>>9142
Are you drunk Finn? Your shitposting is so cute right now, you sound like a little kid.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:40:27 [Preview] No. 9145 del
>>9144
I'm always drunk like a little kid.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:48:29 [Preview] No. 9146 del
>>9142
Well let me tell you something: Christian morality is fucking cancer, it is what causes this current plague of passivity against violence, social justice, and blind altruism.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:50:00 [Preview] No. 9148 del
>>9145
I am a drunk little kid


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:52:51 [Preview] No. 9149 del
>>9145
Well you should take better care of your body there buddy. Plus where you live it's always snowing! That's so cool, I live in a shitty desert that can get as hot as 120 degrees Farenheit! Trust me, the thought of killing myself has popped up in my head multiple times now.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:54:18 [Preview] No. 9150 del
>>9146
What if reverted back to the old witch hunts and xenophobia? Would you like Christianity then? Personally I wouldn't, I think there's supposed to be a balance.

Obviously "rapefugees welcomed" is cancer, but so is "death to all foreigners!"


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 21:54:22 [Preview] No. 9151 del
>>9146
Christian morality fought the crusades.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 22:43:35 [Preview] No. 9157 del
>>9150
Anything that doesn't involve the ecumeno-catholic (Greek and Latin words meaning "all-encompassing") idea, which in one extreme leads to DEUS VULT and ALLAHU AKBAR, and in another WE ARE ALL BORN EQUAL.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 23:05:03 [Preview] No. 9161 del
>>9157
>ecumeno-catholic

Teach me your ways fellow autist, for I have never seen this concept. Nor can I wrap my head around on how it leads to both extremes of the spectrum.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 23:09:21 [Preview] No. 9164 del
>>9161
One law for all humanity, for we are all God's children.
Aggressive? Subdue the infidels and indoctrinate their children.
Passive? One race, human race.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 23:15:19 [Preview] No. 9166 del
>>9164
in general it's about giving too much of a fuck about other people even when their lives don't affect you in the slightest


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 23:24:17 [Preview] No. 9167 del
>>9166
>>9164
So I take it you hate morality laws with a passion then? If so where do you draw a line as far as public conduct goes? Obviously killing, stealing, and driving while drugged should remain outlawed if you are to have a functioning society. But where else do you draw a line?


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 23:44:24 [Preview] No. 9170 del
>>9167
When it turns from making an ass out of yourself into harming others, simple as that.


Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 23:53:13 [Preview] No. 9171 del
>>9170
But what if the "victims" want the harm done on to them? Do you throw them to the loony bin or just exile them?


Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:05:32 [Preview] No. 9172 del
>>9171
Retarded question that can only come from someone who has internalised the idea of state surveillance.
If nobody reports the crime, it didn't happen.


Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:13:18 [Preview] No. 9173 del
>>9172
>>9172
>Retarded question that can only come from someone who has internalised the idea of state surveillance.

Ever heard of BDSM? Ever heard of Guro fetishes? Ever heard of people who just want assisted suicide? Come on kraut, you're disappointing me here. Don't be so narrow minded here.

>If nobody reports the crime, it didn't happen.

Hmmm, fair enough. But what about watching old CP and the OP's topic that is AOC? Not everyone develops or matures sexually at the same pace. Just watching CP that's been recorded ages ago shouldn't make you a criminal. Certainly you're a creepy fuck and deserve to be shamed. But can you really call watching a video of a crime, a crime in and of itself?


Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:28:26 [Preview] No. 9174 del
>>9173
>Don't be so narrow minded here.
A little too late for that. And being too late, he's also irredeemable from his confirmation bias. Staying permanently on the apex of civilization means he must stop understading new things now, so that he can view the entirety of existence with the wisdom of hindsight: no progress shall happen after him, and he'll do anything to make sure of that.


Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:31:36 [Preview] No. 9175 del
>>9174
So the apex of civilization is being an autist supreme? I hope I too can reach such an epitome of autism, because god damn am I trying!


Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:36:21 [Preview] No. 9176 del
>>9175
Well, technically. Like stabbing at he shoulders of a giant.


Bernd 07/25/2017 (Tue) 16:59:41 [Preview] No. 9219 del
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What the shit!?


Bernd 07/25/2017 (Tue) 18:22:53 [Preview] No. 9224 del
>>9219
Honest question have you ever seen the show Friends? It can be hit and miss, but for the most part it's funny. Not as funny as Fraiser or Seinfeld, but still funny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWLIq-RCEVs [Embed]


Bernd 07/25/2017 (Tue) 18:29:04 [Preview] No. 9225 del
>>9224
I've seen a few episodes. Unlike Fraiser or Seinfeld. It's like a millennia ago in another galaxy when it went on telly and that time I still watched it occasionally.


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>>9226
>>9227
I'm able to watch all the webms except 1984. I get an "LynxChan has failed" error.


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>>9226
>2nd
lel I remember that thread
So funny but also I feel so sorry for swedes.


Bernd 07/25/2017 (Tue) 19:57:30 [Preview] No. 9232 del
>>9230
>3rd
poor doggo, he was jus trying to protect his man
such is dog life I guess
>4th
wew, is this from boondocks?


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Bernd 07/26/2017 (Wed) 00:42:26 [Preview] No. 9255 del
>>9232
>is this from boondocks?
Yes it is, together with CitH and KotH the top 3 best anime of all time.


Bernd 07/26/2017 (Wed) 05:32:40 [Preview] No. 9256 del
>>9228
Had to dl that webm.
Is something up on my end or is endchan trying to censor Hungarians?


Bernd 07/26/2017 (Wed) 17:40:24 [Preview] No. 9258 del
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>>9254
The voters wanted labour. They were sent into camps.

>>9255
Lada is the miracle of Russian engineering.

>>9250
>short heda

>>9249
>proofs
Those two are Hungarians.

>>9245
>Koryo missile test
Are they launching at the middle of a freaking highway?

>>9241
>gypsy
Budapest subway.
Sometimes they do it in gangs. Two holds you up on the bus while one snatches your stuff then pass it to someone else at the bus stop and so on.


Bernd 07/26/2017 (Wed) 21:29:45 [Preview] No. 9270 del
>>9256
It's a fickle issue that happens on other sites as well, and might have to do with firefox.
>>9258
>the middle of a freaking highway?

It's not like anybody else is using it.


Bernd 07/26/2017 (Wed) 22:06:18 [Preview] No. 9271 del
>>9237
>3rd
didn't we have rondam news on this?
>>9244
>4th
that latvian engineering would actually make my life so much easier
>>9247
hell, what is this language?
>>9255
>3rd
wtf russian bias pls nerf


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 04:59:16 [Preview] No. 9274 del
>>9271
>>3rd
>didn't we have rondam news on this?
I remember seeing it recently too.


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 05:02:05 [Preview] No. 9275 del
>>9270
>might have to do with firefox.
Nah, filofax is fine.


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 06:55:43 [Preview] No. 9276 del
>>9248
>Moskau.webm
that music sounds catchy, got any more of this?


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 08:30:48 [Preview] No. 9277 del
>>9276
It is based on German classics https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA [Embed]


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 09:01:01 [Preview] No. 9278 del
>>9277
Neat but I was wondering what that T.T.T band is named since I couldn't find any of that at all on Jewtube. It just gave me result of some cycling in soviet russia.


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 10:27:57 [Preview] No. 9279 del
>>9278
It isn't band, it is an TV ad for street shop stand from early 90s. Ads were fun these days.

Rate this political ad: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4msuDcUZA0M [Embed]


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 10:43:50 [Preview] No. 9280 del
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>>9279
I mean that there is no proper band that did this, I guess it is some random people that were friends of ad makers or some cheap local performers. I couldn't easily find any info about it except that it is made for Orenburg shop network "T.T.T" in 1993.

It looks strange now that so small business could make TV ad, but in that times ad market only developed and local TV time was cheap. These shop stands rarely even networked, they are mostly owned by individual businessmen who rarely has much money.

Moscow Khan removed them all few years ago, sad. They were cozy, you could go and buy something at night near home.


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 11:44:38 [Preview] No. 9282 del
>>9279
>>9280
Oh damn what a shame I thought there was more of this.

>It looks strange now that so small business could make TV ad, but in that times ad market only developed and local TV time was cheap. These shop stands rarely even networked, they are mostly owned by individual businessmen who rarely has much money.

So nowadays getting a TV ad in Russia is much more expensive?


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 12:28:15 [Preview] No. 9283 del
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>>9282
>So nowadays getting a TV ad in Russia is much more expensive?

Yes, now it is expensive thing like everywhere if you want federal-level channel. So you can't find cheap ads from local companies.

Regions have local ad time and local channels, so local ads exist though. I guess some jewels like this could exist now, but they are nowhere near 90s level.

Some 90s ads achieved cult status like series full kc-tier ads of "Bank Imperial": https://youtube.com/watch?v=52-cC9nF_F4 [Embed]

Or the legendary MMM guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZNewE-9-1xc [Embed]

Old Russian ads is pretty big topic, it deserves separate thread, but not today.


Bernd 07/27/2017 (Thu) 14:16:47 [Preview] No. 9285 del
>>9246
>kill all normies webm
Wow, what a fucking cunt. What do we bet she's a fucking feminist type.


Bernd 07/28/2017 (Fri) 16:04:25 [Preview] No. 9307 del
>>9285
I dunno.
Fart-right is cancer that's obvious. Bunch of obnoxious fucks, some of them just trolls others are insecure faggots incapable of anything but bitching about women and niggers. Actually the latter are victims of our age and place but that's another topic.
What I find idiotic in her monologue is that she considers pc a form of taboo. She really think calling someone fat and cannibalize others is the same. Also while she tries to present his book as a chronicle of certain habbenings and probably consider it the most objective work of all time she's pretty judgmental and has a subjective stance biased against her subject matter.
Now that I've written all these I think you're right.
Why do you think she's a fucking cunt?


Bernd 08/10/2017 (Thu) 07:50:14 [Preview] No. 9507 del
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Bernd 08/10/2017 (Thu) 19:31:18 [Preview] No. 9527 del
>>9507
Poor frogs how much stress they have to endure for the entertainment of those fags.


Bernd 08/12/2017 (Sat) 08:19:55 [Preview] No. 9543 del
>>9539
That was very informational.


Bernd 08/12/2017 (Sat) 09:43:38 [Preview] No. 9544 del
Spot the salient piece of information. What a tyranny!


Bernd 08/12/2017 (Sat) 10:24:28 [Preview] No. 9545 del
>>9544
Salient piece of information? Tyranny? I dunno. But I live in a dictatorship apparently.


Bernd 08/13/2017 (Sun) 11:37:03 [Preview] No. 9558 del
>>9544
Are you saying that they (Japan) have less issues with serious crime, recidivism and the incarcerated because because their prosecution is highly successful and they don't have to worry about a jury, and the politics that go with them, potentially mucking things up?


Bernd 08/13/2017 (Sun) 11:55:43 [Preview] No. 9559 del
>>9558
Bunch of countries have no jury.


Bernd 08/14/2017 (Mon) 16:07:45 [Preview] No. 9566 del
>>9560
Well technically these are webms...
Anyway very old school.


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Bernd 08/16/2017 (Wed) 17:25:34 [Preview] No. 9596 del
>>9594
Kingsley was fucking young. Perhaps it was really shot in 1893.


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Bernd 08/16/2017 (Wed) 17:34:31 [Preview] No. 9598 del
>>9597
Phun.


Bernd 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:41:53 [Preview] No. 9604 del
>>9039
>>9042
seriously, who gets pleasure from hurting something like that.


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Bernd 08/17/2017 (Thu) 16:36:17 [Preview] No. 9609 del
>>9605
>1st
Precision, speed, strength and knowing what's up. First dude really thought he gets intimidated, the second is an amateur the third really can stand some KO weight punches. Something is odd with that fighter dude punches and his legwork they seem incorrect somehow. Might be a boxer (but an odd one) or he might have some other training but sure he's seen some fights. Nevertheless he reads the situation well, reacts fast and doesn't let the other side take back the initiative with mouthing in so he can continue the negotiation from that prestigious position of strength that few punches gave him.
I wish I could know more on the background.


Bernd 08/17/2017 (Thu) 16:37:43 [Preview] No. 9610 del
>>9609
Also they look Turks.


Bernd 08/17/2017 (Thu) 16:47:37 [Preview] No. 9611 del
>>9609
More also. He thought the fat piece of turd has a knife in his pocket and knew whatever is going on it will end in violence.


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Bernd 08/18/2017 (Fri) 08:48:56 [Preview] No. 9621 del
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Bernd 08/18/2017 (Fri) 18:16:14 [Preview] No. 9628 del
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Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 10:06:59 [Preview] No. 9631 del
>>9628
It's meh. When kids fighting it's important to keep in mind they don't have the muscle mass to dish out strong enough punches and their pain tolerance is lower (of course generally speaking in both cases). It's clear from this webm too. He can't throw punches hard enough to KO them but it's not necessary as they are discouraged quickly by those swings. Also they've no idea what to do, no technical knowledge and no self-confidence (which is kinda the effect of the first two) so they fall victim of this jumpy swingy stuff he does. What he does well is the going forward and constantly harassing all around everyone.
This style is exactly look like what those gypsies do who watched too much kung-fu movies.


Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 12:13:38 [Preview] No. 9632 del
>>9631
It's funny because the average western adult is equally incompetent as those kiddos and one might as well pull off the same when needed.


Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 12:49:19 [Preview] No. 9633 del
>>9632
Might.


Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 16:48:52 [Preview] No. 9635 del
>>9631
You talk like you have a clue when you clearly don't. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight more than one person, let alone five, and it's a kid. Those chaotic wild swings were at least accurate and if we are talking "street" fight, most people lose their nerve when punched in the face. Pricks on the street just want beat up on someone and maybe mug them, they don't really want to get hurt. It's not like a prize fight where they know if they keep going through the pain then win something, they don't want to get badly hurt and be left with no one to help them get to hospital. An old friend of mine used to win fights by just telling them he was going to put them in hospital, it made them hesitant because they didn't want to get hurt and he won every time.


Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 17:31:38 [Preview] No. 9636 del
>>9633
There's only one way to find out.

>>9635
As a kid I fought up to 8 at one time. Shit was dank.


Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 18:59:11 [Preview] No. 9637 del
>>9636
As a kid, I got the shit kicked out of me, as an adult too. I would love to win an unfair fight like that.


Bernd 08/19/2017 (Sat) 19:57:03 [Preview] No. 9638 del
>>9636
Bitchslapping westerners. Sounds like a fun hobby.

>>9635
I'll address that.


Bernd 08/22/2017 (Tue) 17:36:56 [Preview] No. 9660 del
>>9635
So.
There's a contradiction in what you wrote. First you explicitly say it's hard to fight several person but in the following lines are implying it's actually not that hard as they can be beaten with threats and some pain. This is basically the same what I wrote, the crowd consisting of average children got beaten by someone with actual knowledge and experience (but with bad chinky grasshopper technique).
>You talk like you have a clue when you clearly don't.
This is a very bad way to start a serious discussion. The one who was accused by something like this has two options: 1. acknowledge he doesn't know anything and defeating himself with admitted incompetency; 2. make a counter statement that he truly knows stuff but then proofs can be demanded from him which he can't present (noone will expose himself on imageboards, also what proofs he could present?!) resulting with his discredition. In short this is an ad hominem argument and as such I'll just ignore it.


Cont. Bernd 08/22/2017 (Tue) 17:38:13 [Preview] No. 9661 del
>>9660
There are several other stuffs to write I'll go through it the way these come to my mind. First let's talk about hitting/punching strength.
Yes it is based on muscle mass and the contracting-stretching ability of the muscles and tendons and whatnot but every "martial art" instructor will tell you that it is not enough to hit with only your arm, if you want to throw a real punch you need to start your punches from your body, which means a certain turning movement of the body as your fist moves forward. This movement will guarantee that not just the muscles on your arm will be behind your hit but the muscles of the chest, back, and the core muscles. Some "martial art" instructor will tell you that you have to start your punches from your leg, heel, foot which is also kinda true as thigh muscles give energy into the turning also you need a solid base to execute the move.
Now if you watch both vids...
this: >>9605
and this: >>9628
then you can observe that both the man and the kid hits mostly with their arms. In case of the man it's harder to judge thanks to the angle of the camera and it seems he leans back, also he's fast so not the easiest to follow. Nevertheless most of the kids punches (with the exception of his jabs and the last few punches from about 0:18) aren't proper hooks but swings started from his shoulder and moved by his arm muscles and it seems the man's punches are somewhere between these swings and proper hooks. The real difference is that the man has the muscles to get away with it. Of course he has less distraction to be precise and sit his hits on the chin of his adversaries (and he has the skill to do it ofc). (On the view of Nth times of the vid, his last punches on the third dude are kinda half-assed).
The situation with the kids is clearly not a spontanious conflict or a mugging. From their uniformized wear we can safely assume they know each other, they may learn at the same school, they are siblings or go to the same chess club. They might be instructed by the same kung-fu master (but in this case the five are extremely green beginners). Who knows. So they know each other and the five know the skill of the lone.
So the fight betweem them is not a spontaneous it's not evolved from angry exchange of words on a random pattern but it's a prearranged one. It's clear from their initial starting position and how they are advancing together into the fight. Maybe they had a disagreement and made arrengements to resolve things but even then they would stand less orderly, maybe they had a bet they can/can't beat him, maybe it's some kind of a showcase because the whole thing looks like someone said hajime. Too bad we cannot see their facial expression due to quality, also too bad we don't have longer vid with the pre- and post-fight habbenings. They all stay in the near none of them runs away, even the little one in the back on the left stayed, even after he got a kick in his face in the end. Sumbission but no fleeing. It was important to stay there for some reason so it was probably clear: after the fight no more enmity.
Interesting how they not try to wrestle him. It seems two of them are somewhat bigger than him they have weight advantage they could just hug him and force him to spend his energy on wriggling. Also they didn't try to catch his leg which would send him on the ground with those jumping kicks he does he would be trapped. I can imagine they forgot this but the holding him down was ruled out previously by an agreemen or custom.
Erm I forgot where I wanted to go with this.


Bernd 09/03/2017 (Sun) 21:01:03 [Preview] No. 9892 del
I heard you were bad, Bernd. Listen your punishment.
Gyppo Noelka became 4 years old. For this extraordinary achievement his parents payed some Gyppo band to make this song.


Bernd 09/04/2017 (Mon) 16:00:05 [Preview] No. 9895 del
>>9892
Who is Gyppo Noelka?


Bernd 09/04/2017 (Mon) 19:10:22 [Preview] No. 9907 del
>>9895
The kid on the webm called Noel. Noelka is the diminutive form what these Gyppos use in the lyrics. Gyppo = Gypsy.
But who the fuck is he I dunno. His parents are noones. The dude looks like he owns a butcher shop in a village his wife might be a daughter of a Gypsy voivode, who can supply the dudes shop with cheap meat through his shady connections.


Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 03:41:35 [Preview] No. 9913 del
>>9661
I think you're focusing too much on the perfection of the punch.

What the two have in common is that the solo fighters makes punches to the head, which is pretty devastating because of the damage you inflict to their CNS, which can really disorient or even black them out. Second, the group fighters don't fight effectively as a group at all. For the 3 on 1 they literally go at him 1 by 1 and the solo fighter is able to effectively KO them in one hit one at a time. Props to the fighter for being able to drop a person in one punch, but the fact he could do it 3 times in a row is less remarkable.

As for the kid solo fighter, this one is more impressive. At the start you see his legs are jumpy and he's got his arms properly in position ready to throw proper punches. He's constantly repositioning himself so he's as far away from others as possible while beating and chasing 1 down at a time.
The kid groupies, at least, try to fight him at the same time. The problem is, they're bunched too close and they're fighting with strikes only. The end result is that they keep getting in each other's way and the punches they throw are weak, hesitant, or simply miss. If at least one, maybe two, of the kids had gone for a tackle or otherwise try to immobilize him or parts of his body, the fight would have been over in their favor, as it should have been, seeing as it's a 5 to 1 fight.


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:00:19 [Preview] No. 9970 del
>>9969
What do you mean?


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:02:36 [Preview] No. 9971 del
>>9970
trying to get the GET


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:04:06 [Preview] No. 9972 del
>>9971
You want to samfag 30 more posts?


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:05:45 [Preview] No. 9974 del
>>9972
yes :^)


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:07:31 [Preview] No. 9975 del
>>9974
That's like a weeks posts.
How about doing it in this thread: >>8523 and using sage? You can have 10000, noone cares.


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:09:51 [Preview] No. 9976 del
>>9975
oh okay
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:10:28 [Preview] No. 9979 del
>>9976
Thanks.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 09:07:00 [Preview] No. 10154 del
I hope it works.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 09:11:10 [Preview] No. 10156 del
>>10154
I can dl it and view it that way. Endchan can embed or how you call it mp4 and webm.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 09:12:55 [Preview] No. 10157 del
>>10154
What is he saying about Lada?
Btw in Hungarian we have another name for that: Zsiguli. We even have a joke: "You write Lada and pronounce Zsiguli".


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 09:30:25 [Preview] No. 10158 del
>>10156
VLC web plugin lets me view mkv in a separate tab.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 11:04:56 [Preview] No. 10173 del
Damn, I made subtitles for it, but they won't show up. I guess I have to hardcode them in a render it as .mp4 (or .webm) for extra convinience.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 11:43:35 [Preview] No. 10176 del
Now you shall werk.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 12:22:40 [Preview] No. 10179 del
>>10176
Wow. Was Finland a market for other Soviet goods?
I could only watch it after dl-ing tho as it gives a "file corrupted" warning in browser.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 13:19:28 [Preview] No. 10186 del
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>>10179
Not sure, but we had quite a variety of Soviet cars such as GAZ Volgas, Moskvitsh and Ladas. We did receive some tools for university and other scientific use cases (I actually found an USSR made oscilloscope couple of months back). This was for the war reparations I assume, because Soviets wanted it to be paid with hardware.

Nevertheless, its good to have a piece or two from Soviet Union just as reminder what it was alike back then. Never forget the history or you'll end up repeating it.

>I could only watch it after dl-ing tho as it gives a "file corrupted" warning in browser.
Huh? I didn't meet any problems when I used Nightly (Firefox-trunk) on Windows 7 and Ubuntu.

Did you mean that it would look like this? (pic related). For me, it works if you just click the video icon itself.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 13:42:28 [Preview] No. 10188 del
>>10186
>Huh? I didn't meet any problems when I used Nightly (Firefox-trunk) on Windows 7 and Ubuntu.

It is pretty wrong webm file, it is actually mp4 container with h264 video inside. It wouldn't play in many combinations of browser/OS. Proper webm file must be a webm container with vp8/vp9 video codec.

>>10179
>Wow. Was Finland a market for other Soviet goods?

After WW2 Finland tried to sit between West and USSR and got trade with both sides. They even had Soviet military tech, a rare case for more western-aligned country in these times.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 13:58:28 [Preview] No. 10189 del
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>>10186
I got this warning. I use Palemoon it has several problems with endchan, I'm waiting for next update, on FF I got the same error you posted.

Yeah Russia likes to pay in hardware.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:01:08 [Preview] No. 10190 del
>>10186
No Problem with Icekot
Just werk fine.
Thanks Stallmann


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:04:02 [Preview] No. 10191 del
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>>10157
>Btw in Hungarian we have another name for that: Zsiguli. We even have a joke: "You write Lada and pronounce Zsiguli".

Жигули, yes. It is original name for Ladas actually.

Story is simple: when USSR with Fiat built VAZ plant, cars were called VAZ 2101 (and then 2102 to 2107) and also "Zhiguli". First part was model name and Zhiguli was something like series name (2105, for example, also had no own name but "Zhiguli"). But for export they renamed it to Lada because Zhiguli sounds pretty bad for westerner. Next series (2108 and 2109) in 80s got export name "Lada Samara" and then this name moved to local market too. Then, in modern times, they dropped Zhiguli name completely when 2101-2107 series stopped being produced.

Originally "Zhiguli" is some small mountains near Samara (where cars are made): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhiguli_Mountains

But for average Russian word "Zhiguli" means 1) car 2) cheap beer (Zhigulevskoye) that was exceptionally popular in Soviet times and known even today. I guess no one can remember that there are mountains.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:17:37 [Preview] No. 10193 del
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>>10190
>Icecat
How's it's ram usage? I swapped to Palemoon because it's less ram heavy than FF.

>>10191
Yeah, years ago I looked it up, of course I forget by now so thanks.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:34:16 [Preview] No. 10194 del
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>>10193
Not that ram hungry as firefox but you have to restart the process after 10hours lurking.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:46:32 [Preview] No. 10195 del
>>10194
Very nice.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 15:00:40 [Preview] No. 10199 del
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>>10195
Restarted the process and will report back in 6 hours.

Used OS is Mint.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 15:30:55 [Preview] No. 10203 del
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>>10194
The rare day I spent most time at my pc. Browser opened the whole tiem. 6+ tabs at least one with youtube.


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 22:09:01 [Preview] No. 10262 del
>>10199
After using it for 7 Hours it is at 1kk ram


Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 19:08:21 [Preview] No. 10315 del
>>10312
>3rd
Was that made on purpose by those japs or someone edited the RatM song onto that?


Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 19:26:53 [Preview] No. 10317 del
>>10315
It's in the video. They mishear "Now you do what they told ya" as "ナゲット割って父ちゃん" (naggato watte tochan) which means roughly "break up the nuggets dad"


Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 19:44:29 [Preview] No. 10320 del
>>10317
Az a kibaszott tócsa?


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:22:10 [Preview] No. 10367 del
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(1.74 MB 1280x720 where's money.webm)


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:33:36 [Preview] No. 10369 del
>>10367
>water.webm
it's wá'a.webm


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:38:17 [Preview] No. 10370 del
>>10369
thanks m8, i'll rename it


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:44:05 [Preview] No. 10371 del
>>10367
>louis
I don't remember that particular film but those gendarmerie movies were very popular here. Other the Funés films are liked too but not as much as those.


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:50:53 [Preview] No. 10372 del
>>10371
Intradesting. They used to be a big thing in Poland as well.


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 21:05:02 [Preview] No. 10380 del
>>10371
>>10372

In USSR gendarmes were popular too, they were rare western movies that were allowed to run in Soviet cinemas with professional translation etc. Same as Fantomas series and comedies with Pierre Richard.


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 21:20:18 [Preview] No. 10381 del
>>10380
I dunno why were those allowed in the countries of the Eastern Block. Maybe lack of politics in them but they still transmitted the life of capitalist and imperialist West.
It was the same with the movies of Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill. Also probably other's.


Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 21:49:16 [Preview] No. 10382 del
>>10381
Few reasons:

First, sitting in complete isolation wasn't good for USSR. Even modern North Korea isn't fully isolated, and USSR was much more "liberal", especially in late period. So, they choose some popular movies and allowed them to be shown in cinemas. Why these? They were French, and France was "evil West but not so evil, even not in proper NATO". France and Italy also had strong commie parties, so it was a plus. These movies also were relatively mild in terms of western way of life, not like drugs-n-killings-n-shit.

Second, some movies gone into cinemas because people like Brezhnev loved them. There were multiple stories like when censors said strong no, but Brezhnev loved that movie and said "just run it".

You also must remember that not everyone in censorship community was a believer in glorious commie future, some people tried to fit movies they like into concepts like "it shows west in laughable way" or "it shows struggle of common man" etc.


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Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 18:22:55 [Preview] No. 10590 del
>>10589
>1st
I remember seeing that one. It might be even somewhere on one of my hdd but might be an gif.
Why did he shoot him? That person is just some noone in a fuckin store.

>3rd
Is context known? Officer dieded? Did they catch the shooter? Could have the officer shot the guy earlier? Why didn't he use some measure to force him to do what he wanted or incapacitate him?


Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 18:28:17 [Preview] No. 10591 del
>>10590
>3rd
I think that guy was some war-veteran that went crazy.


Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 18:36:32 [Preview] No. 10592 del
>>10591
He shouted exactly that but any crazy person can claim anything. Or drunk or drugged or a criminal who wants to confuse the cops.


Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 18:40:48 [Preview] No. 10593 del
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>>10590
>That person is just some noone in a fuckin store.

Overall this gang killed 8 people in 5 years. They robbed jewelry stores and flats, killing every witness, including some small kid, to prevent any problems.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TOrkOCMDVdA [Embed]


Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 19:02:20 [Preview] No. 10595 del
>>10593
So these dudes hadn't even made big bucks.
>Yellow Chrysanthemum
We had a Whiskey Robber: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila_Ambrus


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Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 16:39:08 [Preview] No. 10603 del
>>10599
Thanks. Interesting read. So the cop could have prevented this by getting more physical when to dude came at him (out of camera view). But how could have he known? Also I dunno how legal would that had been.
Why keeping someone in the hive for 15 years if he's got death sentence?

>>10600
She has sexy voice. Fucked my ears bleeding.


Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 18:50:53 [Preview] No. 10607 del
>>10600
>ja lubje moju pocztu :3
thanks for that, I work on post office :3 we hate it here


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>>10608
That air traffic control webm is hilarious. I fuckin love it.


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>>10608
man either that guy is a big aviation nerd or a legit pilot. Think I might try to be an ATC tbh. It pays almost too well in America, I heard they start at 100k+. Also heard that an ATC in Wisconsin fell asleep one night, and Air Force One was passing through, caught him sleeping and he got suspended with pay because of how much pull their union has.


Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 11:07:51 [Preview] No. 10620 del
>>10607
>I work on post office :3 we hate it here

They mostly hate it here too


Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 11:33:26 [Preview] No. 10621 del
>>10620
>1st
Wtf are they doing?


Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 11:54:07 [Preview] No. 10623 del
>>10621
well looks like to me this is how russian post unpacks stuff
>>10620
>that chinese junk in 2nd
fug, we are flooded with that shit too


Bernd 09/23/2017 (Sat) 12:10:50 [Preview] No. 10624 del
>>10621

Unloading parcels from train.

They said that is it because train stops for few minutes and they couldn't unload it properly or something. But even when they have time, they don't really care.

Although main problem of Russian Post is not the damage of parcels, but stealing, long delivery times (because sometimes parcel from near cities go through all Russia) and bad service. It depends on post office location though.


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Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:23:49 [Preview] No. 10643 del
>>10642
What a likeable gentleman.
Also: laughed.


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Bernd 09/29/2017 (Fri) 15:24:56 [Preview] No. 10747 del
>>10745
What happens on the 3rd? Is this something about one faggot tourist in N. Korea who started causing some troubles?


Bernd 09/29/2017 (Fri) 16:05:03 [Preview] No. 10748 del
>>10747
I remember that guy having some funny name. In the last Goryo thread he was discussed briefly.

>>10745
>2nd
Gud vidyo.


Bernd 09/29/2017 (Fri) 19:12:37 [Preview] No. 10757 del
>>10747
IIRC He got drunk and stole a picture of glorious leader off the hotel wall in best korea. They sentenced him to life in prison. USA demanded he be returned home, so the injected some shit into his brain, he was retarded by the time he landed in US and died shortly after.


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>>10757
>so the injected some shit into his brain, he was retarded by the time he landed in US and died shortly after.
Brutal.
Is that even possible? Koreans can inject you autism so strong you will die?


Bernd 09/29/2017 (Fri) 20:51:43 [Preview] No. 10769 del
>>10758
Western democracies just inject the weak shit that makes a single digit percentage die immediately.


Bernd 09/29/2017 (Fri) 21:58:50 [Preview] No. 10770 del
>>10748
warm beer :DDDDD


Bernd 09/30/2017 (Sat) 06:32:03 [Preview] No. 10774 del
>>10758
Good stuff. Especially the second one.

>>10770
Oh yeah, the cold one.


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Bernd 10/03/2017 (Tue) 05:31:53 [Preview] No. 10850 del
>>10848
People scared shitless and don't know what to do. At least now they have something to tell their therapist not just their pseudo-broblems.
I'm very much interested in his motives tho. I think we'll only got bullshit from exberds so we'll never know.


Bernd 10/03/2017 (Tue) 05:38:05 [Preview] No. 10851 del
>>10847
Cold water showers are good for circulation. Less god against dirt but you can have a normal shower then end it with a cold. Or an alternating hot-cold-hot-cold shower.


Bernd 10/03/2017 (Tue) 15:14:19 [Preview] No. 10856 del
>>10851
Ofc it isn't good against STDs.


Bernd 10/03/2017 (Tue) 15:57:10 [Preview] No. 10859 del
>>10848
>those dudes standing up
>lmao shoot me fgt
are they high?


Bernd 10/03/2017 (Tue) 16:56:34 [Preview] No. 10861 del
>>10859
Most likely.


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toinen


Bernd 10/06/2017 (Fri) 17:03:35 [Preview] No. 10941 del
bump


Bernd 10/08/2017 (Sun) 15:07:29 [Preview] No. 10986 del
>>10941
please provide some content when bumping


Bernd 10/08/2017 (Sun) 16:18:36 [Preview] No. 10991 del
>>10941
Bump up, Scotty!

>>10987
There are several thoughts on how to deal with desires and temptation. Others would say it's better to go with them without being carried off. Probably balanced life, the aurea mediocritas is better than self-denial. However not everyone can have such self-control or most people definitely don't have enough but even this can be approached from several ways. For example if I know that I can carried away by whatever then maybe if I never do it I won't have problem with it. Like he says.


Bernd 10/08/2017 (Sun) 18:22:55 [Preview] No. 11012 del
>>10991
I am one of the people who believe in desensitisation by overstimulation tbh


Bernd 10/08/2017 (Sun) 18:51:49 [Preview] No. 11014 del
>>11012
Yeah, that's even another way to see things. That can be quite dangerous. For some stuff it might not work. Let's say eating. I don't know many overweight people - for example - who became desensitized by their eating habit. Quite the opposite, they love eating even if some of them suffer by the consequences.


Bernd 10/08/2017 (Sun) 19:26:23 [Preview] No. 11019 del
>>11014
oh, it's more about – take the stimulus, but don't consume. like the professional cooks who smell food all day and lose appetite by the end.


Bernd 10/08/2017 (Sun) 20:09:24 [Preview] No. 11025 del
>>10991
keep in mind that those gurls were in cathedral (although unfinished) that's one of the reasons he shouted at them
there was even a sign telling to dress properly


Bernd 10/09/2017 (Mon) 20:35:56 [Preview] No. 11059 del
>>11025
I got that. I referred to what he said after the incident.
Well, yeah they might should have dressed somewhat more properly, Si fueris Romae, Romano vivito more. At least they seemed to interested in the cathedral.


Bernd 10/10/2017 (Tue) 05:22:19 [Preview] No. 11064 del
>>11019
But how does it work in other cases? Like drugs?
Liek. If one takes heroin it could lead to an addict. If this person never tries it no problem. If he od's we get a corpse. Well this kinda solves the problem too, but probably a living person would be better (or not). How do you overstimulate with heroin without giving the person heroin?


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Bernd 10/12/2017 (Thu) 05:18:04 [Preview] No. 11120 del
>>11115
>1st
mind = blown

I've a pal who loves hat shit. I'm gonna definitely show that webm to him.

>2nd
Poor bear. Got spooked.

>3rd
Sounds like a good joke to use.


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Bernd 10/14/2017 (Sat) 07:14:29 [Preview] No. 11176 del
>>11167
Wow, what a fucking idiot. Those poor kids holding onto him like that.


Bernd 10/14/2017 (Sat) 07:38:23 [Preview] No. 11177 del
>>11169
>>11169
>2nd
spoopy, what title it is?
>3rd
that looks like some old anime, yet the actors sounds exactly like in any other anime
do they have 5 people doing voices for all their animations in japan?


Bernd 10/14/2017 (Sat) 07:49:42 [Preview] No. 11178 del
>>11167
I knew two people fell/jumped out from commieblock.

>>11169
>>11170
>>11177
Why Bernd liek animay so much?

>>11177
>old anime
Do they have some special characteristic? I've only seen Akira.


Bernd 10/15/2017 (Sun) 21:29:54 [Preview] No. 11220 del
>>11178
Anime is popular on chans in general, no suprise there are bernds who like it as well. I'm not a fan personally, I liked some films and series tho.
As for old anime, they're hand-drawn, and in general looks like have more effort put into animation. And noses are more visible.


Bernd 10/15/2017 (Sun) 22:02:45 [Preview] No. 11222 del
>>11220
But that's not even アニメ, that's Anniemay, the thing 'murrica secretly loves despite it makes him a fag and a goy like all fans of star trek and firefly.

I personally like アニメ so much because Russia rused me into buying the first hit and now I die without it.


Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 05:24:25 [Preview] No. 11228 del
>>11222
>Russia rused me into buying the first hit
How Rusia achieved that?


Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 16:20:42 [Preview] No. 11245 del
>>11222
Sorry I don't speak nintendo.


Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 17:01:50 [Preview] No. 11250 del
>>11228
As a child I watched a lot of pirated VHS tapes that were brought through Russia and Estonia. Between anime, slavic* cartoons and Disney movies the only one I hated was Disney, so it didn't get a hold on me and I was left with anime instead of hollywood products. And I never found an entire industry behind Котенок по имени Гав or Krtečka, accessing anime just became easier.


Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 05:24:24 [Preview] No. 11263 del
>>11250
You should have watched Nu Pagadi instead.


Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 14:37:10 [Preview] No. 11268 del
and now back to actual webms, with the most obscure and impossible to find random material only accessible through dead language search engines from before the invention of internet
=ripped out of trending youtube recommendations


Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 14:38:47 [Preview] No. 11269 del
>>11268
*first video spoils the second video


Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 15:24:50 [Preview] No. 11270 del
>>11269
Nod really. The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA comes unexpecte. What really spoils it is your comment.


Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 15:53:17 [Preview] No. 11271 del
>>11270
>What really spoils it is your comment.
Now you're starting to complain about helpful tips to avoid it because you rationalize cause and effect only after the fact. I just meant to post them in different order, if you can't use that to your satisfaction that's your problem.


Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 17:01:06 [Preview] No. 11273 del
>>11271
Now you're just trying to present my constructive and fairly objective criticism as a complain to turn the attention elsewhere because you can't deal with the emotional burden coming from the fact you fucked up twice (first with the order, second with the comment) and the other fact that you evaluated the weight of first fuck up poorly.


Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 15:14:53 [Preview] No. 11293 del
Post more webms.


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Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 16:43:16 [Preview] No. 11296 del
>>11294
I liek those drunk Russian videos.


Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 20:23:35 [Preview] No. 11308 del
>>11296
He actually has a neural disorder.


Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 20:46:17 [Preview] No. 11309 del
>>11273
I won't say that's not also true, but it creates a problem if you will always keep reframing statements that you didn't understand by putting them into your most favorite context just so that it matches an idea that you already do understand. It's a similar problem than when a baby doesn't learn the concept of toilets, you end up with thread after thread smeared with shit that doesn't add to the information but retracts from it. I did fail at handling your diaper, and that freudian stuff about anonymous imageboard users is more of the same. If this keeps on it will only keep keeping on until this information is able to seep into your head, so I'm mentioning it just in case. Anything less wouldn't even have warranted that first response.


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>>11308
After that much vodka everything is possible.


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>>11311
>3rd
Bernd could learn that.


Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 15:47:13 [Preview] No. 11314 del
>>11313
It wont impress girls if it's something they are already capable of. Get strong instead.


Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 15:47:53 [Preview] No. 11315 del
>>11309
Now you're just projecting.


Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 15:52:47 [Preview] No. 11316 del
>>11314
Most grills can't do that and don't have any intentions to learn it. Also the stakes can be raised by juggling with other stuff liek full wine bottles. Or champagne so the opening of those will be more exciting.

>Get strong instead.
Of course this is an option but I think most of us can beat girls in arm wrestling already.


Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 18:01:41 [Preview] No. 11320 del
No new webms, only old.


Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 18:47:37 [Preview] No. 11323 del
>>11320
>old
That's so narrow minded. They aren't old, they're classic.


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Bernd 10/21/2017 (Sat) 06:23:43 [Preview] No. 11325 del
>>11324
She has some nice features but she must got a shot of testosterone or two to grow a jaw like that.
Bernds would have some problems if tried arm wrestling her.


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