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Fuck poor people Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 15:55:34 [Preview] No. 5470
>go to mcdonald's
>there's this machine that can take my order automatically
>the fucking bitch from the cash register walks up to me and asks me stupid fucking shit like if I want a side or a drink
>the entire reason I'm using this machine is so I don't have to talk to people and this bitch is trying hard to "help"
>the bitch stands beside me the entire fucking time I'm ordering my food through the machine
Get the fuck away bitch, you've been replaced by a machine, fuck off. It was so obvious that they've hired too many people there and there were 2 or so people doing fucking nothing but just standing there and walking around being minorities.


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 16:04:44 [Preview] No. 5472 del
I hate when you buy alcohol at the self-serve machines in supermarkets and you have to wait for someone to check your ID


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 16:47:40 [Preview] No. 5475 del
>>5472
Grow a beard babyface.

>>5470
How about telling her:
"I use this machine so I don't have to interact with people. Yes I'm a weirdo but this is Amurrica and I can be one if I want. Pleas go away because I feel uncomfortable. Thank you."
Bonus: look at her and tell all this with a sad smile. Try to look like a sad puppy. She'll leave you alone and you can do your biz.

Also she wanted the D.


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:04:12 [Preview] No. 5480 del
>>5475
growing a beard doesn't help in UK, they're used to 15yo rapefugees with beards


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:26:12 [Preview] No. 5485 del
>>5475
even if you look old enough the machine needs someone to come and approve it
also beards are too hipster tier these days tbh


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:28:04 [Preview] No. 5486 del
>>5485
don't you shittalk beards tbh
t. beard haver


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:34:19 [Preview] No. 5487 del
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>>5486
is this you in the picture by any chance?


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:35:38 [Preview] No. 5488 del
>>5487
no
it's my great-uncle


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:37:29 [Preview] No. 5489 del
>>5487
hes jew

>>5485
Then what's the purpose of those machines? You could just self-serve at a wine rack or sumthin and pay at the cashier.


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:45:22 [Preview] No. 5490 del
>>5489
it's so I can buy assault cutlery without looking too suspicious


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 17:53:23 [Preview] No. 5491 del
>>5490
You can always just jab someone in the throat with a pencil.


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 18:08:02 [Preview] No. 5492 del
>>5488
You're always saying you're jew


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 18:54:48 [Preview] No. 5493 del
>>5492
Maybe he is that wacko Israeli who makes the wordplay threads.


Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 18:55:28 [Preview] No. 5494 del
>>5492
im jew


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 03:37:13 [Preview] No. 5512 del
>>5475
>she wanted the D
probably just wanted a tip actually


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 05:14:20 [Preview] No. 5514 del
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>>5512
You give tips in McD?


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 08:41:37 [Preview] No. 5517 del
>>5514
Only retards and show-offs do.


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 16:12:43 [Preview] No. 5525 del
>>5517
I'm not gonna doubt that.


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 18:39:53 [Preview] No. 5531 del
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>>5525
Don't, working fast food service in America is fucking hellif you live in a big-mid sized city. Never worked it myself, but I know friends who had to take up such a miserable "opportunity", to fend for themselves. Also I'm speaking from personal experiences when I'm forced to go to such shitholes for a quick bite.

Niggers will be rude as fuck and go apeshit over whatever triggers their autism. Mind you they will do all of this while shitting up the joint and filling up their empty milk/water gallons to the brim with soda from the drink fountain. Beaners will shit up the restaurant, or worse you can get the ever so rare, but annoying, clean freak beaners.

Clean freak beaners are extremely finnicky and demand perfection at a fast food joint out of all places... Asians are cold as shit if they're not older than their 40s and don't thank you for shit. God help you if you piss off a SJW Femme Asian as well. Then there's the whites, if they're not obese the experience will be pretty cool. If they're obese expect drama, random stories about god/religion and the smell of rancid cheese.

Nothing compares to the freakshows that are Walmarts though, Walmarts are just fucking bizarre.


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:29:39 [Preview] No. 5540 del
>>5531
Working at fast food service is shit everywhere. Even more, working at any position that requires to interact with large amount of customers is shit.

For every 10-20 normal persons you'll get one freak who will demand everything and act like aggressive idiot. Even if you will interact with him by some remote channel, you will be very tired of this.


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:44:29 [Preview] No. 5553 del
>>5540
I can confirm this. I was working as tech-support in cable television company, and one angry telephone a day was enough to piss you off, and I had a call like every 5 minutes.


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 21:39:06 [Preview] No. 5554 del
>>5553
Eh, I worked as a customer service rep for a shady company. So while there were dumb as fuck customers trying to fuck over the company, us fucking them over FAR, FAR, FAR OUTNUMBERED them.

The company's name was William's Sonoma and its subsidiaries, never buy anything from them, ever.


Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 08:55:52 [Preview] No. 5560 del
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>>5470
My bank does this. They basically ripped out one of the stands and put a big ass ATM in there but it has an attendant, who normally works the booth. The whole guise of speeding the shit up becomes useless when faced with the fact that they have a person there demonstrating how to use an ATM of all things in this, the current year.

>>5531
I worked at a Panera for about a year while maintaining my regular serving/bartending gig. It was not fun.

Couldn't imagine working at a Walmart. Their lighting is weird there always seems to be some strange hissing or something going on over music that's barely audible.

>>5480
But rapefugees are gud muslims whom don't drink.


Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 15:25:27 [Preview] No. 5562 del
>>5514
>>5517
>>5525
Only retards and show-offs eat out if they live in America. Might as well tip at McDonalds if you're already paying companies to not pay their employees to begin with. That's why you get the ATM drones lurching over you, they're waiting for you to pay their salary that you insisted to make that much inconvenient to pay, and now you have to micro-manage every transaction by hand.

But hey, at least you didn't succumb to muh GOMMUNISM.


Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 16:02:02 [Preview] No. 5565 del
>>5562
I don't understand the whole tipping culture in general, do burgers really think the only way you can thank someone for doing their job is by throwing money at them?


Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 17:10:28 [Preview] No. 5572 del
>>5565
Burgers also believe that people serving food work for no monetary compensation and tips are their sole source of income.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 03:34:53 [Preview] No. 5594 del
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>>5565
>>5572
If employees are designated as tipped employees or semi tipped employees they have a lower minimum wage that needs to be paid. Idk what it is now in my state as it's fixed to go up when cost of living goes up lol, but it was around 3.75 for x amount of income as tipped and probably around $6 flat for less but still significant amount of tips making their income. The former is typically food servers, bartenders, and the latter being bus boys and barbacks. So they still have to make minimum wage, probably close to 9 dollars now. If they do not claim tips that would equal them making 9 dollars an hour the company has to make up for it which I've heard can be like pulling teeth. Essentially you have to do the math, present it to them then wait 2+ weeks depending on how pay periods shake out. So tipping a fair amount to a waiter or bartender is reasonable especially if they go above and beyond what is expected and aren't a dickhead about anything.

The problem with not tipping is really only that it makes the server realize that they work for absolute chump change and expect people to pay for more than the product that they receive because the EMPLOYEE CHOSE to have such a shit job. I served/bartended for years but it was a high end catering gig so any tips for me were just an added bonus and most food service jobs don't pay like that one did. So I never really had to begrudge anyone for not tipping or not tipping enough. I once told a Chicagoan Puerto Rican guy to stop tipping me at a wedding cause he was giving me $5 bucks every time he got a drink. I really tried to explain it was not necessary but he said that drinks were so expensive in Chicago it was like paying nothing to tip that much. It just felt weird I don't like to feel like I'm exploiting somebody.

If someone says they work only for tips they are either unemployable under normal means ie have warrants out, faked their death without proper paperwork, are a stripper, or possibly someone who was court-martialed.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 05:01:39 [Preview] No. 5598 del
>>5470
Japan has had this for twenty years at Ramen shops. It has took a long time for the west to catch up.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 13:38:13 [Preview] No. 5605 del
>>5594
>If employees are designated as tipped employees or semi tipped employees they have a lower minimum wage that needs to be paid.
so it's really just an excuse for business owners to avoid actually paying their workers? that's pretty fucked up honestly


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 14:56:02 [Preview] No. 5608 del
>>5605
Also, at least in my state, if a business makes less than a certain amount they can pay a lower wage. Not sure if that applies to tipped employees though. Most servers scoff at their hourly wage too and volunteer to leave early if.they're slow, double dipping so to speak in lowering their pay. Burgers kind of need a labour party.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 15:45:40 [Preview] No. 5612 del
>>5594
>If employees are designated as tipped employees or semi tipped employees they have a lower minimum wage that needs to be paid.
Land of the tip, the home of the lower wage.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 16:01:11 [Preview] No. 5613 del
We have the institution of "gratitude money". It's given to MDs after certain medical interventions. For example a childbirth can net about the double amount of minimum wage for a doc, the nurses get half of min. wage.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 17:43:41 [Preview] No. 5616 del
>>5608
>Burgers kind of need a labour party.
wasn't Bernie pretty much that?


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 17:46:45 [Preview] No. 5617 del
autism


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 18:10:06 [Preview] No. 5618 del
>>5616
That's the marximum what the US can endure from socialism.


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 18:44:53 [Preview] No. 5620 del
>>5613
We have this too.

There also a tradition to give small gifts like chocolate or alcohol to medicine/government workers who did something to you (if it was small thing, not life saving).

And in some poor and corrupted regions people need to do gifts before act, it has same mechanism but really it is a bribe (it is especially fun when someone talks about "free" healthcare after this).


Bernd 04/20/2017 (Thu) 19:28:44 [Preview] No. 5621 del
>>5620
I think it's a remnant of feudalism when the serfs had to give presents to their liege. The socialism/communism couldn't destroy this custom as officials behaved the same like lords over their fief.


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 00:15:46 [Preview] No. 5629 del
>>5621
yet more proof that serfdom != feudalism
because apparently being part of the HRE also means that we never had this custom


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 05:20:27 [Preview] No. 5632 del
>>5629
>yet more proof that serfdom != feudalism
Agreed.


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 05:39:52 [Preview] No. 5634 del
>>5629
>>5632
Additional thoughts.
State socialism was feudal itself. The condition of bestowing an office was loyalty and reliability. The senior awarded those who were close to him and for office the higher ranking office holder expected support from his subordinates. Also he practiced his power over them. And this went through the whole chain of the bureaucracy from the leaders of the Party down to the toilet cleaners.


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 09:15:29 [Preview] No. 5636 del
>>5634
Yep. We even developed dynasties here in Slovenia. Top party officials even allegedly ran some kind of matchmaking programme in a similar way to how CK2 works as a eugenics simulator or how Bene Gesserit were breeding Kwisatz Haderach (very commonly the sole purpose of such matches was to produce a child that was then raised by a single mother, or even better, with her cucked husband). Top party officials had a lot of rumoured bastard offspring.
Examples of such communist aristocracy present in Slovenia nowadays would be the prime minister Miro Cerar, EU parliament member Igor Šoltes, allegedly also Alenka Bratušek, there's even rumours that current mayor of Ljubljana, one time attempted prime minister, and former retail store magnate Zoran Janković is actually bastard son of former president and high-ranking party member Milan Kučan.


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 13:01:56 [Preview] No. 5642 del
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>>5629
there is literally nothing wrong with serfdom tbh


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 14:11:29 [Preview] No. 5644 del
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>>5642
Indeed.


Bernd 04/21/2017 (Fri) 15:48:12 [Preview] No. 5646 del


Bernd 04/22/2017 (Sat) 08:09:39 [Preview] No. 5675 del
>>5636
Similar here. The commie elite married among themselves. Also our new oligarchy does the same. Sometimes stuff surfaces "who is who's who" which is quite funny maybe I'll try to find some. They have connections with the commie elite too.



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