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Useless news from Wherever Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 05:47:23 [Preview] No. 5239
Post here the useless news of your country.

Thanks for the vote of the Parliament on 7th March, for the first time Good Friday is a holiday in Hungary so now we're gonna have a four days weekend. Neato.
Source (I couldn't find an English one)
Hungarian holidays:

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 08:59:40 [Preview] No. 5241 del
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Good for you. If only people would use that day to celebrate Easter better and not just for slacking. I bet Hungary have some beautiful Easter traditions.

I don't watch tv anymore and it was like this for years, so I don't really know what's going on in Poland wew. Same goes for radio and polish news websites. I feel most of it is not relevant and often used to stir up shit in country.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 11:21:36 [Preview] No. 5247 del
>I bet Hungary have some beautiful Easter traditions.
In the countryside there are some village communities who make comfy celebrations, gatherings. We have the sprinkling just like you, again the villages are the champs in that with buckets and painted egghunt and procession and such. In towns boys visit female relatives and other grills with dad and sprinkle them with stinking cologne while telling silly poems about sprinkling for money and chocolate while dad drinks pálinka (I've never liked this custom). Also in general male relatives sprinkle female relatives and grill acquaintances however I feel some quietening through the past decades people don't do it with that much enthusiasm.
I never bring cologne I use few drops of tap water. According to women they can appreciate this even those who hate this tradition or the dozens of different smelling colognes they get sprinkled with.
We eat boiled smoked ham, sausage and boiled eggs with grated horse-radish (this is great).
But that's Monday. Today I dunno, I guess there are some religious customs - fasting and such - however I'm not religious while I can accept other people's believes, and right now so I don't really follow what is up.

Typical sprinkling poem:
Zöld erdőben jártam,
Kék ibolyát láttam
Szabad-e locsolni?

I walked in green forest,
I saw blue violet
Can I sprinkle?

A nice one:
Piros tojás, fehér nyuszi
Locsolásért jár egy puszi

Red egg, white bunny
For the sprinkling you give a kiss

A naughty one:
Lábam között a két tojás
Pirosra van festve
Ha én azzal meglocsollak
Elmehetsz majd GYES-re

Between my legs the two eggs
Are painted red
If I sprinkle you with those
You will go to maternity leave

sage Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 11:22:54 [Preview] No. 5248 del
Hehh I didn't finish a thought in the spoiler and I don't even remember what I wanted to write. kek

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 11:24:37 [Preview] No. 5249 del
Oh I remember: that today my lunch didn't contain meat. So basically it's like I fast too.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 12:03:26 [Preview] No. 5253 del
What did you have for lunch? I'm gonna eat štrukli, with walnuts, mmm

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 12:14:59 [Preview] No. 5255 del
Answered in the "what's for dinner?" thread.
What's happening in Slovenia nowadays?

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 12:56:25 [Preview] No. 5262 del
schengen regulations :DDDDDDD

apparently we've decided that if cr*ats keep fucking us over we simply won't let tourists cross the border :DDDDDDD

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 13:09:26 [Preview] No. 5264 del
How is croatia fucking slovenia over? Fug I wanted to go there maybe this year.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 13:23:23 [Preview] No. 5266 del
With the migrants? I would guess.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 13:25:14 [Preview] No. 5267 del
Ustashe fuck over errbody

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 13:32:03 [Preview] No. 5268 del
It's more like a mantrain. Croats fuck over the Slovenes and us, the Serbs fuck over the Croats and us. FYROMians fuck over Serbs, Greeks fuck over the FYROMians. Turks fuck over the Greeks.
In fact Germans too fuck over the Greeks. And everyone else.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 17:21:52 [Preview] No. 5283 del
not respecting our territorial sea zone (they just started constructing a new oyster farm on slovene side of the border gulf), also general border disputes (slovenia accepted letting croatia enter EU in return for accepting arbitration regarding them pushing the border further into slovene territory when both countries declared independence) destroying our biggest retail corporation (having a state-backed businessman buy it over despite being deeply in dept, then pumping the dept into it), literally showing refugees where they can cross border without getting checked
there's more shit I think

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 18:30:30 [Preview] No. 5289 del
Balkans is a strange place

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 18:31:34 [Preview] No. 5290 del
Slovenia, if you need panzers to defend your border, we will happily provide them, given you can provide the the necessary cash.

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 18:37:35 [Preview] No. 5291 del
don't worry we bought 135 Patrias
well fuck only 30 were delivered, and even that without proper equipment

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 19:33:08 [Preview] No. 5292 del
It's not even easter yet and I'm already full of sonka.
Fugg, I'll be a fatass after an 3 days. :DDDD

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 19:56:34 [Preview] No. 5293 del
wtf dude what happened to strict fasting on good friday

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 20:13:02 [Preview] No. 5294 del
I'm enlightened by my own intelligence and don't need no phony gods
also I need meat to get big

Bernd 04/14/2017 (Fri) 20:20:15 [Preview] No. 5295 del
whoa dude that was so brave

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 00:40:46 [Preview] No. 5299 del
In America the fasting is just following a pesco-vegetarian diet for the day and limiting yourself to only three meals. Do you guys not Vatican II or something?

Also the three meals thing basically means no snacking so you can eat as much as you want as confined within a meal. So I've been told.

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 02:37:19 [Preview] No. 5304 del

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 04:19:51 [Preview] No. 5305 del
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It's the clearest way to say it to a semi-literate person. There's really no good way to describe it, everyone always says duh you can't eat meat why are you eating fishies? Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 04:47:25 [Preview] No. 5308 del
News from useless France:
>500,000 French expatriates were (((accidentally))) mailed two ballots
>hopefully they don't vote twice, le Pen would be btfo

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 08:48:30 [Preview] No. 5310 del
Oooo, a computer blunder. What a mishap!

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 12:06:10 [Preview] No. 5312 del
>hopefully they don't vote twice
Errm, in a real democracy all those ballots would be invalid now and they have to get mailed new ones and do another vote.

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 12:22:48 [Preview] No. 5313 del
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vatican 2 is for heretics

the fast only ends once the christ has resurrected i.e. after the sunset today (because the new day starts with previous sunset, so after sunset it's sunday already)

which means not "only" three meals but only a single meal, and as you said, no meat

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 12:24:05 [Preview] No. 5314 del
because fish aren't animals :^) animals were created the 6th day but fish were created the 5th day already (^:

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Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 13:36:57 [Preview] No. 5320 del
in the UK at least it was really just a meme to help the fish market

Bernd 04/15/2017 (Sat) 14:31:27 [Preview] No. 5329 del
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Portuguese managed to convince pope that capybara is fish.

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:20:45 [Preview] No. 5404 del

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 15:51:41 [Preview] No. 5415 del
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That fucking heretic. Latin Empire for Vatican when?

Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 16:26:50 [Preview] No. 5424 del
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Bernd 04/16/2017 (Sun) 20:40:18 [Preview] No. 5444 del
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I miss the Polish mene pope
When do we get to resurrect him?

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 19:03:38 [Preview] No. 5495 del
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It's like another Dresden bombing. Happened in Moortugal though.
t. Alberto Barbosa

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 19:28:54 [Preview] No. 5497 del
>vatican 2 is for heretics
tfw not inteliggent enough for sedevacantism
I miss Benedict though

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 19:35:13 [Preview] No. 5498 del
he's based simply for btfoing the međugorje cult heretics as the chief inquisitor lmao

Bernd 04/17/2017 (Mon) 21:19:09 [Preview] No. 5507 del
Another highway failure in Atlanta. This time a gas leak, instead of a crackhead burning down a bridge.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 05:24:32 [Preview] No. 5516 del
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Actually the sickle and the hammer can be considered as symbolic tools of crucifixion of everything humane and humanity itself.
Also noteworthy the role of the Latin American clergy in the communist movements there. Very interesting. In Europe they were one of the targets in America they were the ones (or at least part of them) who embraced the matter of the poor and exploited.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 10:01:50 [Preview] No. 5518 del
Well liberated tovarish)))))))

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 16:55:09 [Preview] No. 5526 del
>Actually the sickle and the hammer can be considered as symbolic tools of crucifixion of everything humane and humanity itself.
I can see how the hammer relates to crucifixion, but this potential association with the sickle sounds too faint.

>Also noteworthy the role of the Latin American clergy in the communist movements there.
Indeed - there are a lot of leftist sympathies within the Church here, though it also houses many traditionalist movements, one of which even has the support of the House of Braganza. Also interesting is the reverse situation -evangelical Christians have growing political influence as a right-wing faction.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 18:02:01 [Preview] No. 5527 del
Well neither you can crucify everything humane and humanity itself. Think a bit more abstract, something like:
What communism in practice did in the 20th century is pretty gruesome as if they malevolently crucified the whole humanity on all the continents. Their symbols are the sickle and the hammer so the tools of this symbolic crucifixion are the sickle and the hammer.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 18:34:23 [Preview] No. 5530 del
so apparently we're having another election, wew
not sure who to vote for now that UKIP has become a meme

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 18:46:31 [Preview] No. 5532 del
>May says there should be "unity" in Westminster over Brexit, but there is not.
Who a new election would ensure unity? Can she be that sure their majority will grow?

If there's noone for you to vote, then don't vote. Or just keep Brexit in mind it seems that the most important task of the new government will be to deal with that. If you support Brexit then vote for someone who you think would do the best job (from the available choices) if you don't support it then chose someone who would sabotage it.

sage Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 18:46:55 [Preview] No. 5533 del
*not 'Who', How

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:00:25 [Preview] No. 5534 del
support for Labour is at an all-time low right now and I can't see UKIP getting as many votes as they did in 2015 without Farage, so there's a pretty good chance they'll win some more seats

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:02:41 [Preview] No. 5535 del
>French, Dutch and German erections this year with endless campaigns
>UK decides to have erections too with just 6 weeks time for campaigning because yolo
What will the first action of comrade Corbyn? Gettting rid of the kraut royals?

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:09:54 [Preview] No. 5537 del
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islamic gommunism :DDDD
also Stallman supports him so probably forced installation of Gentoo on all computers

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:20:57 [Preview] No. 5539 del
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>What will the first action of comrade Corbyn?


Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 19:32:57 [Preview] No. 5541 del
Labour camps by labour party. Fitting.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:14:01 [Preview] No. 5542 del
He had his 90 birthday not long ago.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:19:43 [Preview] No. 5544 del
Apropos popes.
Does Polan have some annual official celebration of Papiesz?

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:28:19 [Preview] No. 5546 del
No, I don't recall anything.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:36:04 [Preview] No. 5549 del
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>mfw we live in an age where even Popes take the NEET pill

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:40:44 [Preview] No. 5551 del
Hanging out with buddies and drinking beer is NEET now?

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 20:43:48 [Preview] No. 5552 del

Yes, it is, and stop bullying me!

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 22:57:42 [Preview] No. 5555 del
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Maybe with their ebin menes?

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 00:28:30 [Preview] No. 5556 del
They celebrate Jan Paweł everyday with their menes

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 05:22:17 [Preview] No. 5557 del
Well, he is kind of a NEET. Not because of the reasons you mentioned of course.

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 08:10:54 [Preview] No. 5558 del
That's Pope Emeritus to you friend-o.

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 16:14:01 [Preview] No. 5567 del
lel, seems like it never snows in the winter but then it always snows on some random day during spring

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 16:29:08 [Preview] No. 5568 del
same here, feels comfy with snowy mountains and hills in the background.

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 16:35:00 [Preview] No. 5569 del
Snowing in Ukraine too according to a friend who lives there. Here I thought northern US springs were strange.

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 17:08:33 [Preview] No. 5571 del
Snowed in München today.

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 17:11:32 [Preview] No. 5573 del
Sometimes happens. I remember a few days of April from my childhood when we stayed at home due 'snow holiday'.

Bernd 04/19/2017 (Wed) 17:50:14 [Preview] No. 5574 del
yeah last year it was snow around 26th or 27th of april

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