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Bernd 04/08/2017 (Sat) 19:08:52 [Preview] No. 5061

If ya wanna watch old slovene classic film called kekec's pranks come to https://cytu.be/r/khantube

I'm starting film in 2 hours but random vids and shitposting preshow is up already

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 06:48:42 [Preview] No. 5064 del
Watch Postřižiny next time.

Bernd 04/09/2017 (Sun) 09:52:00 [Preview] No. 5077 del
Noted your suggestion.

Btw we ended up watching 1944 (the Estonian war drama) after Kekec. Unless I'm playing huge films (like 赤壁) I could be doing doubles from now on, with one film prepared by me and one film suggested by audience or something.

Bernd 04/18/2017 (Tue) 18:11:03 [Preview] No. 5529 del
Huhh. I found something for you to watch. It even can be considered as a chink movie also has some connection with the recent Slavic theme too.

It's about him:

Bernd 05/07/2017 (Sun) 20:56:14 [Preview] No. 6288 del
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bitch was going to the school next to mine

you learn something new every day (when you read comment sections of old photos)

they both actually finished that school

i only "watched" this movie and its a joke, the best part of it is 10 seconds of western electro (africa bombaataa iirc)

Bernd 05/07/2017 (Sun) 21:24:27 [Preview] No. 6290 del

Bernd 05/08/2017 (Mon) 05:39:10 [Preview] No. 6297 del
She looks sad and a bit angry.

It's still up.

Bernd 05/08/2017 (Mon) 10:32:25 [Preview] No. 6304 del

Bernd 05/08/2017 (Mon) 10:34:43 [Preview] No. 6305 del
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well its her role
its a drama so as an aspie i don't understand it, but its simple, i mean the plot:
she's a sad bitch and there's that ugly guy that is her (beta)friend, then they walk around and talking about some stupid shit (btw she has superb low and kinda harsh voice for a teenager(?), like wtf)
then they go to some construction site, because the bitch gets a bit crazy for some reason, then she said to that beta (and this is a "hot" part) on that construction site if he's able/can SORT OF fuck here RIGHT THERE or he's a weakling and beta orbiter faggot nigger
then the beta obviosly retreats

so yeah thats the general idea of this "drama"
i think doom 2 could have a better plot if it actually had any

Bernd 05/09/2017 (Tue) 05:20:06 [Preview] No. 6348 del
I see.
Sounds. Umm. Artsy.

Why don't just post something for real? Like a poster of a film which fits the thread? "test" bah

Bernd 05/09/2017 (Tue) 09:07:20 [Preview] No. 6351 del
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there's actually a movie that was filmed exactly in my school (so like 20 meters away from that bitch's school, they're really close, now its even a single school legally (i heard putin decided to join soviet school together for no reason))... and its THE artsy

it has literally no plot... the plot is basically "color filters lmao" because it seems was made with applied color/light filter 100% of time, so everything looks dark like sorta evening

but unlike that trash this film is actually a bit funny because its like Z-grade garbage while the movie with that bitch is just A..B-grade (technically A grade, but made as B i guess)

and it was made in the same studio just a year later (1987)

its actually possible to watch it without any translation

if link doesn't work i can find another

Bernd 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:21:28 [Preview] No. 6356 del
at least for me the link works

I already talked about slovene films in the thread on 8/kc/, but it might be good to share it here again.

In general, filmmakers in Slovenia are a tight-knit group of circlejerking hipsters who make terrible artsy films and pat each other on the shoulder about it. They make money by using state funds, to which nobody outside their circles de facto has access.

TV series are mostly made by academy students with their professors, and they're invariably terrible. I'm pretty sure they teach the students all the tropes and they just cram them together and think it will be k. national TV buys and shows their shit but nobody watches (everyone watches Der Bergdoktor). Comedies suffer for the same problem – instead of being funny they regurgitate old bad jokes and expect the audience to laugh on cue.

However, we have managed to produce Mitja Okorn, who I hear after recording Listy do M. and Planeta singli (mainstream premise but nod bad) in Poland (where he fled because his first film, Tu pa tam (low budget but crazy well done), was too successful, and he couldn't get funding because "his movies don't need funding because they make profit at box office anyway" as well as everyone in the hipster club started envy him) actually got a project in Hollywood. A couple other films like Petelinji zajtrk (rooster's breakfast = fucking at dawn) also managed to be good, mainly because they were recorded after novels that were already good and it would be really sad if they fucked that up.

I have subs for Tu pa tam so I could show that next Saturday in khantube. It might go well with Tropa de Elite if we make it a double and the Brazilian can provide it with subs.

Bernd 05/09/2017 (Tue) 16:41:47 [Preview] No. 6362 del
It werks.

Bernd 05/12/2017 (Fri) 21:27:22 [Preview] No. 6544 del
yah I'm playing tu pa tam tomorrow around this time

when the dude who recorded it started working on the project he was 19, took him 4 years and really shit budget but it was quite a success, as I said

those who didn't like his film compared him to tarantino

Bernd 05/12/2017 (Fri) 21:27:56 [Preview] No. 6545 del
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I have eng subs btw

Bernd 05/19/2017 (Fri) 20:46:14 [Preview] No. 6859 del
Anyone wanna watch film together tomorrow? If you got shit you recommend and can upload somewhere I'd be grateful since I'm outta ideas and if I want to keep those streams weekly I need to come up with sth

Bernd 05/20/2017 (Sat) 06:18:22 [Preview] No. 6864 del
I have ideas what to watch, I can't participate however. I've time management problems. These movie nights are too late for me, I need my beauty sleep if I want my stuff to be done next day. During the day I've just about enough to do. All day erryday.
That's been said I can recommend the Yakuza Papers I noted in the chink movie thread, also Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring is pretty good. Well If you care Buddhist stuff that is.

Bernd 05/20/2017 (Sat) 12:12:12 [Preview] No. 6879 del
yah that fel is not unbeknownst to me

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