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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:00:46 [Preview] No. 14762
[spoiler]I wanna, lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, know what-what's your fantasy[/spoiler

fugging spoilers Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:03:28 [Preview] No.14763 del
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[spoiler]I wanna get you in the bath tub
With the candles lit you give it up till they go out
Or we can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert
'Cause you know I got sold out
Or red carpet dick could just roll out
Go 'head and scream you can't hold out
We can do it in the pouring rain
Running the train when it's hot or when cold out
How 'bout in the library on top of books
But you can't be too loud
You wanna make a brother beg for it
Give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
We can do it in the White House
Try to make them turn the lights out
Champagne with my campaign let me do the damn thing
What's my name, what's my name, what's my name
Sauna, Jacuzzi in the back row at the movie
You can scratch my back and rule me
You can push me and just pull me
On hay in middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk sheets uh
Eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet[/spoiler]

public service announcement Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:05:38 [Preview] No.14764 del
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Do not attempt to use spoilers here, they do not work and everybody will laugh at you.

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:07:14 [Preview] No.14765 del
click on help to learn about the styles

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:09:09 [Preview] No.14767 del
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Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:12:13 [Preview] No.14768 del

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 20:56:09 [Preview] No.14770 del
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>He doesn't know how to tri force

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 22:36:32 [Preview] No.14788 del

Bernd 03/20/2018 (Tue) 22:42:13 [Preview] No.14791 del

works btw, but it has to be on the same line
this is a spoiler
test test

Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 06:07:10 [Preview] No.14799 del

Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 06:12:43 [Preview] No.14801 del
Hungary, you obviously created this board or moderate it.

How should we call you?

Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 06:15:47 [Preview] No.14803 del
Lord Ranagol
And you should offer blood sacrifice every now and then.

Bernd 03/21/2018 (Wed) 06:18:24 [Preview] No.14804 del
And for the record - actually you could gather all this by just reading some threads - I didn't created this board (some German dude did) and I don't moderate it. I just post here, basically the only place I post. I visit some smallish boards where I post maybe a dozen times in a year.

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