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1917-2017 finlan day Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 14:45:07 [Preview] No. 12275
>birthday on wednesday
>all the relatives will come over
>I have to explain why I'm spending so much on entertainment
>I have to explain why I'm only doing high-paying part-time jobs and lazing around the rest of time
>I have to explain why I didn't finish removing the commie nest below the flooring, they thought we agreed I get to live alone if I'm being responsible
>instead I've been focusing on the muslims who mostly stay away because of the cold and boredom anyway, so it looks like I'm doing something

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 15:14:10 [Preview] No.12276 del
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Happy Birthday finbro. Enjoy this game, it's lin64. Win version is here https://sourceforge.net/projects/opensyobon/files/SyobonAction_rc2_win32bin.zip/download

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 16:37:27 [Preview] No.12277 del
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Good. Good.
Don't forget to check back and write about the circumstances of birth and how you celebrate that notable 100.
Happy Birthday Finlan! Have at least 900 more!

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 17:38:30 [Preview] No.12278 del
I'm not very good at staying on top of recent events

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 18:04:00 [Preview] No.12279 del
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One thing that is happening is that p3ntavus has called upon for a collage he's making, in celebration of Finnish YT Poops because they're also roughly 10 years old from when they've been appearing on YouTube. I don't know when it's ready, the exact date is known but you can't trust anyone these days to be on time and the cool kids actually doing something are probably having secret meetings on public IRC servers somewhere.

<actual interesting politics and news?
<what's that?

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 18:32:20 [Preview] No.12280 del
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Gwar is far superior. Laffed on the webmö tho.
The negro one you've already posted. Or someone else. Good one tho. Also is that real?

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t. haver of some finnougric ancestry too

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:15:28 [Preview] No.12282 del
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I think any practical effects meme band ends up being a soulless project in most cases, and GWAR is more carrying itself with its humor while the suits are more like a bonus... and Lordi is just the bonus without that kind of a core. They're not all that similar, GWAR is more like B-52 or something and Lordi are decent producers but boring artists, both visually and musically. It doesn't come together as a product with heart.

>The negro one you've already posted. Or someone else. Good one tho. Also is that real?
Yeah, it's just Kenya being Kenya, and this one time Finland helped. That's itself exactly the kind of thing Finland would do, this kind of a "industry-building" passion project from people who are used to waking up in the morning and looking around to see that there's a whole bunch of fucking nothing, anywhere. Send a script and some EU money into africa and see what they come up with with their handicams. It's like writing a letter to santa, or making a teru-teru bouzu.

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:16:34 [Preview] No.12283 del
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The whole film is just 43 minutes and watchable, but not understandable, here.

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:27:08 [Preview] No.12284 del
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Modern classic of Finnish video gaming. Transport yourself into an alarmingly realistic scene of Finnish capital city countryside in the 1990's. It's actually pretty accurate to today, too, in some places.

My Summer Car
This a real, comprehensive mud car sim with no tutorials but a whole lot of options, and voice acting that is ridiculous but only slightly exaggerated. And not even exaggerated, for some places.

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:38:42 [Preview] No.12285 del
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Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:43:37 [Preview] No.12287 del
Some English here and there I see. Otherwise two languages I don't understand. Someone should make Hungarian (or better yet, Chinese) subtitles so anyone who watch that would be even more puzzled.
I expected more for the Winter War tho.

Great game but never tried. Yet. How's the system requirements I wonder.

I should ask the Finnish govment to fund me to make some creative art projects. Would they pay me for drawing those BONGs? It has some Finnish roots...

Thought you went skiing.

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:44:43 [Preview] No.12288 del
>for the Winter War
from the Winter War.

Bernd 12/03/2017 (Sun) 19:45:50 [Preview] No.12289 del
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Happy birthday.

t. fellow nonwhite

Bernd 12/05/2017 (Tue) 19:03:42 [Preview] No.12319 del
This is an exclusively non-white board.

Bernd 12/05/2017 (Tue) 19:26:04 [Preview] No.12323 del
Alluh Crapah!

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100 years of ebin

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ebaums world

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kcmods are kcmods

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100 year Khaganate

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greatest meme country in the world

Bernd 12/05/2017 (Tue) 22:50:57 [Preview] No.12357 del
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mämmi sauna

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spudro spärde

Bernd 12/05/2017 (Tue) 22:52:01 [Preview] No.12359 del
snibeti snab

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more ebin

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suomi on paras

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Bernd 12/05/2017 (Tue) 23:01:39 [Preview] No.12363 del
voi vittu

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perkele saatana

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=s_eZL0Du3E8 [Embed]

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Bernd 12/06/2017 (Wed) 06:21:38 [Preview] No.12375 del
Well, you have a nice collection. I'll look around what I have on the civilizational achievements of Finlan.

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Bernd 12/06/2017 (Wed) 13:19:54 [Preview] No.12381 del
vainamoinen was here

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Bernd 12/06/2017 (Wed) 16:34:50 [Preview] No.12384 del
oh shid the meme was real :D

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100 years of memes

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fug :D

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Bernd 12/09/2017 (Sat) 08:34:36 [Preview] No.12467 del
Mostly evergreens. Not one period of the year when you could just three through the foliage. Very suspicious indeed.

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