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Joge thread Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:40:15 [Preview] No. 11812
How can a football player be recognized?
He has four shadows.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:49:01 [Preview] No. 11813 del
"The corruption is what they leave me out of."

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:52:45 [Preview] No. 11814 del
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- My wife wanted to make mashed potatoes for the wiener schnitzel but while I was out in the pantry she collapsed and died.
- What did you do???
- Rice.

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- I become the Minister of the Navy.
- But we don't even have a sea!
- So? We have Minister of Economy too.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 18:10:58 [Preview] No. 11816 del
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"I'm the Hungarian economy? Do you wanna know why I'm hanging? This way at least it looks like I'm standing."

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 18:14:05 [Preview] No. 11817 del
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Uncle Joe at the ophthalmologist:
- Uncle Joe! Long time no see!
- That's for sure.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 01:38:25 [Preview] No. 11826 del
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More Miklos Horthy joges, please.
Me gusta.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 10:08:05 [Preview] No. 11831 del
I only know the original one and I think it was written in the old thread.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:56:48 [Preview] No. 11837 del
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- Why politicians steal?
- Respect of tradition.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 17:17:43 [Preview] No. 11838 del
Oh I know a good one tho.
A methuselah sailor, oldest of the oldest, goes to see a doctor. He says:
- Doc! I have a very serious problem. My penis has shrunk.
- Well, show it. - says the doctor. After a good look he draws the conclusion - It's alright, nothing wrong with it. And I see it has a tattoo on it: Serena.
- Now you see doc, that's the problem. It hadn't read Serena but The best sailor of His Serene Highness Vitéz Miklós Horthy de Nagybánya.

Bernd 11/12/2017 (Sun) 02:21:41 [Preview] No. 11840 del
Danke Bernd

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