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Joge thread Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:40:15 [Preview] No. 11812
How can a football player be recognized?
He has four shadows.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:49:01 [Preview] No. 11813 del
"The corruption is what they leave me out of."

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:52:45 [Preview] No. 11814 del
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- My wife wanted to make mashed potatoes for the wiener schnitzel but while I was out in the pantry she collapsed and died.
- What did you do???
- Rice.

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- I become the Minister of the Navy.
- But we don't even have a sea!
- So? We have Minister of Economy too.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 18:10:58 [Preview] No. 11816 del
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"I'm the Hungarian economy? Do you wanna know why I'm hanging? This way at least it looks like I'm standing."

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Uncle Joe at the ophthalmologist:
- Uncle Joe! Long time no see!
- That's for sure.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 01:38:25 [Preview] No. 11826 del
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More Miklos Horthy joges, please.
Me gusta.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 10:08:05 [Preview] No. 11831 del
I only know the original one and I think it was written in the old thread.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:56:48 [Preview] No. 11837 del
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- Why politicians steal?
- Respect of tradition.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 17:17:43 [Preview] No. 11838 del
Oh I know a good one tho.
A methuselah sailor, oldest of the oldest, goes to see a doctor. He says:
- Doc! I have a very serious problem. My penis has shrunk.
- Well, show it. - says the doctor. After a good look he draws the conclusion - It's alright, nothing wrong with it. And I see it has a tattoo on it: Serena.
- Now you see doc, that's the problem. It hadn't read Serena but The best sailor of His Serene Highness Vitéz Miklós Horthy de Nagybánya.

Bernd 11/12/2017 (Sun) 02:21:41 [Preview] No. 11840 del
Danke Bernd

Bernd 11/24/2017 (Fri) 20:53:00 [Preview] No.12124 del
Black Friday today. Here's a greyscale chart for next year so you'll now what Fridays are coming.

Bernd 11/28/2017 (Tue) 01:18:52 [Preview] No.12184 del
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Is there a dedicated joke collection site that lists individual jokes as encyclopedia-like entries with tags for their theme (blonde jokes, negro jokes, family jokes and so on), obscenity, structure, punchline delivery method and so on, while also listing jokes with the exact same structure and different characters (like the joke about world leaders jumping out of a plane) and doing all of this in a professional and consistent manner?

Bernd 11/28/2017 (Tue) 06:38:02 [Preview] No.12186 del
I wouldn't think so. Hungarian joke repositories have labels and a joke can have more then one but these labels are just
>blonde jokes, negro jokes, family jokes
type of categories.
I'd assume English collections work the same. I dunno maybe German sites.

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