11/11/2017 (Sat) 17:17:43
Oh I know a good one tho.
A methuselah sailor, oldest of the oldest, goes to see a doctor. He says:
- Doc! I have a very serious problem. My penis has shrunk.
- Well, show it. - says the doctor. After a good look he draws the conclusion - It's alright, nothing wrong with it. And I see it has a tattoo on it: Serena
- Now you see doc, that's the problem. It hadn't read Serena
but The best sailor of His Serene Highness Vitéz Miklós Horthy de Nagybánya.