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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 16:39:08 [Preview] No. 10603 del
Thanks. Interesting read. So the cop could have prevented this by getting more physical when to dude came at him (out of camera view). But how could have he known? Also I dunno how legal would that had been.
Why keeping someone in the hive for 15 years if he's got death sentence?

She has sexy voice. Fucked my ears bleeding.

Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 18:50:53 [Preview] No. 10607 del
>ja lubje moju pocztu :3
thanks for that, I work on post office :3 we hate it here

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koryŏ watch threda Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:19:30 [Preview] No. 8410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread
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Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 17:57:17 [Preview] No. 9930 del
In Central Europe too much the coming and going.

Bernd 09/14/2017 (Thu) 21:39:04 [Preview] No. 10407 del
I got a review of this cartoon by some faggot in my yt recommendations and wtf I'm korean weeb communist furfag now nod really
Akshually the plot is very enjoyable. I only wish they did better with sound effects and cgi. Thanks anyway, Kim!
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Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 05:29:20 [Preview] No. 10412 del
That foxy Fox is very suggestive. They should leave sexuality as the opiate for the declining West.

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 06:26:50 [Preview] No. 10413 del
They're supposed to repsesent Americans so I don't know.

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you know, for kids!

wetter threda Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:39:44 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins
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Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 09:55:30 [Preview] No. 10584 del
nice pics

Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 15:51:27 [Preview] No. 10586 del
Imagine jumping into it with a parachute.

Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 14:08:53 [Preview] No. 10601 del
a little something I didn't notice before, after Irma and Jose Barbuda is now unpopulated

Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 16:56:01 [Preview] No. 10604 del
No wonder. Could anyone hold up there in some hole or something?

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Dear Mr. Hungry ball Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 06:24:54 [Preview] No. 10598 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I ask a favour of our Hungarian friend. Would he be so kind as to watch this webm and comment whether the English translation is accurate?

I love this story, Conquest of the Rats, by Albert Wass but couldn't find an English translation of his book. Therefore I intend to transcribe the translation on this video myself and print it. However, first I would like to know how accurate this translation is and if our Hungarian friend would be so kind as to watch and comment on the video?

Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 15:43:41 [Preview] No. 10602 del
It's accurate. When the man hits a rat on it's head with an axe... the axe is a stick or a staff in the original but this doesn't have any impact on the story.
How do you even got to know Albert Wass' works?

bolitics serios discussion – edició català Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:32:06 [Preview] No. 10368 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Catalans have been acting pretty edgily lately. (note the correct usage of adverb there, and not the adjective) Their parliament apparently wants to illegally hold a binding referendum on independence, which is against the Spanish constitution.


Let's see what the Russian proofsters report on that.


Interdasting. It would seem the date is 1st of October. Until then, we can expect lots of backpedaling. But let us be surprised and hope something actually happens this time.
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Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 18:27:41 [Preview] No. 10577 del
Well, demonstrations were inevitable.
Btw. When was the last time this thing was on the table?

Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 05:14:13 [Preview] No. 10583 del
So why don't the Spanish government let them hold this referendum, they could just rule it unconstitutional again and that's done for another 3-4 years.
Change only comes through... >>10582

Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 18:56:41 [Preview] No. 10594 del
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Because existence of successful referendum surely will be used by Catalans as argument for democracy etc, even if it will be unconstitutional. It is much easier to demand something when you have documented majority support.

Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 05:52:07 [Preview] No. 10597 del
They already held a referendum. The turnout was kinda low and nothing happened which is no way strengthened the cause. However this circus the Spanish government lets doing just makes the notion more popular as the Catalan separatists use it for propaganda purposes.
The Spanish government could allow them to hold their occasional little referendums showing everyone how democratic they are and nothing would happen. Ofc between referendums probably they should do some stuff which more or less convince the majority of Catalans that Catalonia profits more inside Spain than outside of it.

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Architecture Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 19:41:21 [Preview] No. 9750 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This board requires diversity of threads, so let's talk about architecture.

I'd start with stealing some images from some blog and post them there, because I can. This is photos of Soviet projects of 1920-1960s. Sometimes they look straight from Rome or WH40K, it is sad that they weren't implemented (but some of them are pretty crazy though). Modern architecture is a mistake.

1 - project of House of Soviets in Leningrad, 1936
2 - Pantheon of war partisans, project, Moscow, 1942
3 - Victory column at Manezhnaya square in Moscow, 1947
4 - project of Museum of Patriotic War on Red Square, 1943.

It is interesting that they started to draw war projects when war wasn't over.
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Bernd 08/31/2017 (Thu) 18:59:06 [Preview] No. 9863 del
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I've a bunch of noname images about towns and buildings. Tineyed some then googled them tried to find the exact place.

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Bernd 08/31/2017 (Thu) 22:57:00 [Preview] No. 9870 del
this island is sinking from the combined weight of buildings and people are blaming global warming
strangely nobody points out that on nearby islands that don't have buildings sea level rise is much smaller

Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 16:37:33 [Preview] No. 10587 del
Taking the motte-and-bailey system one few step further.

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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19:50 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 07:39:18 [Preview] No. 10568 del
Never mind, I don't disagree with the other Finn after all, Murrica took it to a weird place for me. The chinese proverb means she's good at home because she compensates looks with skills, it's not about cheating.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 07:42:05 [Preview] No. 10569 del
>Kids of these days are so infantilized if they started sex in the age of 25 it would be still early.
>I doubt feminism and nigger music is much of a problem in your side of the world. So why are you saying this?

I'm being surprisingly consistently on topic when I'm just butting in and sperging.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 11:20:19 [Preview] No. 10571 del
Because the more attractive the woman is, the more likely she's going to have sex regardless of her age. The 13 year olds in the video I posted aren't going to have sex with 100 men because they slept with someone at 13, they're going to have sex with 100 men because thousands of men find them attractive.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 16:12:30 [Preview] No. 10574 del
>virgin n ugly
No connection between the two. Here below average fat chicks can be very slutty in a pushy way for example (just like average and above average fat chicks). This is actually quite logical in an unusual angle: they love to eat which is both a sensual and a consuming sin (Lust and Gluttony) so it's obvious they like to fill their other orifices too.
However I can imagine ugly chicks tend to have less partners because, well, less people want to put their penis into them. So you're logic might be right.
However the fate of a relationship doesn't depend exclusively on sex. Or rather largely doesn't depend on it. In a long relationship it's inevitable the partners will got bored with each other no matter how great was the sex in the beginning and how much they were attracted to each other.
If that ugly chick is fed up with your person she will dump you no matter she has no other options for sex.

Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 15:02:19 [Preview] No. 10585 del
And of course what if she does not want you in the first place?

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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 15:07:01 [Preview] No. 10572 del
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Hey, this is quite amazing if classical music is your thing.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 15:44:26 [Preview] No. 10573 del
Reminding me Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir stuff:
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Too bad it's sounds so cheap for me.

First time I hear anything Estonian. I can imagine listening it with some space exploration game. I haven't listened it through the end tho.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 23:20:27 [Preview] No. 10580 del
pärt :DDDDD

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 23:22:56 [Preview] No. 10581 del
another Estonian composer is Tubin

I see lots of his stuff was deleted from youtube at some point recently, why
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Bernd 09/21/2017 (Thu) 05:13:44 [Preview] No. 10582 del
Theme song for this: >>10368
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fucking hohols Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 20:54:37 [Preview] No. 10534 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
32 year old goalkeeper of local football team
in kurow
killed by hohol imigrant

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 21:34:40 [Preview] No. 10536 del
o kurwa

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:11:58 [Preview] No. 10538 del
What? Why?

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All rite. Let me tell you a story about a murder case from 2009. The habbening went down in the town of Veszprém which is the administrative central of the county with same name, north of Balaton. One quite evening the players of the local handball club spent their time in some local pub where they got into a fistfight with local gypsy thugs. One of the goons pulled a knife and put it in two of the handball players. A third player only got some kicks to his head.
Marian Cosma (Romanian) was murdered, Ivan Pešić (Croatian) was stabbed in his kindey, the third one was a Serb, called Žarko Šešum.
Their attackers run and hid. Two of them was arrested by the Austrian police and transferred back to Hungary. A third one gave himself up after a few days. These three was the main accused with four other culprits they were charged.
In the end Sándor Raffael and Győző Németh got 18 years and Iván Sztojka 13. The others 2-5 years. All of them were gypsies and members of the same mob.

Food & Drinks Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:30:40 [Preview] No. 8691 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:05:16 [Preview] No. 10545 del
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Why does iodised salt fucks up the taste of tomato?

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:17:46 [Preview] No. 10547 del
cook at old job said tomatoes acidity is neutralized by salt, but that's just anecdotal evidence.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:40:43 [Preview] No. 10550 del
I mean specifically iodised salt. With normal salt it tastes ok (like salty tomato but of course sometimes the pure taste of tomato is preferred) but those with added iodine gives some weird taste to it. I haven't experienced this with other food. Maybe if I would add it to other fruits I could find something that behaves similarly but this idea seems absurd in itself.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 19:09:12 [Preview] No. 10553 del
I want to feed delicious goulash to a magyar qt and then sniff the braps she makes afterwards

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 05:24:13 [Preview] No. 10560 del
Can you cook goulash? You need this skill to feed a grill goulash.
If you want to feed goulash to a Hungarian grill then you have to acquire the skill of cooking goulash over open fire in a bogrács (pronounce like bogratsch it's kind of a pot you can find a pic in this thread). So you probably need to learn making fire too if you don't know how.
Can you do any of this?