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Language Learning Thread Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 23:44:36 [Preview] No. 9015 [Reply]
What language are you learning, Bernd? I am currently learning some Spanish, although my vocabulary is still small and my grammar needs work. Does anyone know of some good resources for learning Spanish and other languages? What are some languages you think that everyone should learn?
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Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 05:52:28 [Preview] No. 9034 del
>I think that the best way to overcome this is by practicing with someone fluent in the language.
You are right there. And if you can have a conversation with several people. Native speakers and those who learnt the language both can help. I'd assume the second group would me more patient with you of course this will depend on the person you talk, for example a Mexican cashier is probably too busy for real practice. Sometimes I got the chance to speak with foreign tourists for a while now, and I find the conversation quite pleasant with them the exception here is the French, some of them are nice people but others are rude, snobby, pompous and scornful - why the fuck these kind of people visit other countries if they hate there, it's a mystery. When they don't know English I try German general rule: beside German speaking people those Poles who don't know English will speak some German and despite my German vocabulary is so terrible that I can hardly call it a chat still we can nicely communicate and they all pretty patient when I try to babble them something.
If I met someone who don't know English nor German, most of them from countries like Estonians, Russians, Portuguese, even Finns, then I use what I learnt on KC and we all have a good laugh.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 01:21:38 [Preview] No. 9178 del
mastering the german language including its various variants

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 14:43:35 [Preview] No. 9182 del
I'm learning Spanish and I hate it.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 15:44:19 [Preview] No. 9184 del
Why are you learning it if you hate it?

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 16:56:20 [Preview] No. 9194 del
He probably lives in a Mexican-majority area.
You should learn a little Nahuatl and confuse any spics that try to talk to you.

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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19:50 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:57:32 [Preview] No. 9177 del
>all of sudden talking about marriage
Yeah, that's almost as cancerous as you marrying your fap pictures from the internet.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 01:30:09 [Preview] No. 9179 del
Its one thing to even imagine fucking them but marrige is creepy.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 02:23:34 [Preview] No. 9180 del
Never said I'd marry them, they're obviously people who might as well be imaginary for all I'm concerned. However I can, and will appreciate their beauty. What are you? Some sort of ugly fat feminist woman?

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 16:29:29 [Preview] No. 9192 del
This thread turned out to be pretty good.
Also those grills in OP look Jewish. Mostly the stripey one.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 16:53:32 [Preview] No. 9193 del
Truly some KC tier discussions I must say.

Battles Bernd 07/16/2017 (Sun) 10:27:19 [Preview] No. 8950 [Reply]
I've already mentioned the book titled On Killing - The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society by Dave Grossman (Lt. Col. of US Army). It gave some food for thought and I'm planning to write some of my speculation.

But what did the author write? Let's summarize.
He starts with the observation that most men has a natural resistance to kill (only 2% of men - those who have "predisposition toward aggressive psychopathic personality" - can go on killing without becoming a nervous wreck). This resistance is so high that even at times that our life is directly threatened (like others shoot at us) still difficult to overcome it. This resistance is the reason why infantry fire was so embarrassingly ineffective in the past 300 years - with the exception of machine guns - despite the fact that infantry weaponry (rifles) are reliable and accurate enough to cause massive losses among the enemy.
The author gives examples and sources, such as a Prussian experiment in the late 18th century, several reports and notices from several authors during 19-20th centuries (American, French, Israeli etc.), and an interesting work by a US Army historian who (and his coworkers) made mass interviews with fighting GIs during and after WWII. Also he cites his own conversation with veterans of WWII and Vietnam.
He gives new ideas on what's really happening on the battlefield. He compliments the widely known fight-or-flight model with two other options: in reality the soldiers can fight, posture, submit or flight. And most soldiers choose the second option.
Then he ponders on what enables killing (I'm gonna write more about this later) and how modern (post-WWII) armies achieve this. Then he compares these methods with the ways of contemporary mass media. His conlcusion is (after pointing out the exponential rise of violent crimes) that mass media has an undesirable effect on society.

What interesting for me is this resistance, and the enabling part. These things are actually give an entirely new way of looking warfare, and how and why battles were won.
For example the part officers (the demanding authority to kill) play in the enabling. When people (professional historians, history pros and other armchair generals) comparing the Hellenic phalanx with Roman manipulus and why the latter was more successful they compare everything but the officers. In the phalanx he's only one among those who stand in line and do the poking with pikes, but a Roman officer is one outside the formation and pressuring the soldiers to kill. It makes a huge difference if someone shouting in your ears "stab! stab! stab!" and generally pressuring you to kill. Especially if this one person is an exemplary one, a veteran whose skill in killing surpasses all the others in that particular unit. However noone talks about this because noone thinks about it.

I'll continue this sometimes, maybe only next weekend, we'll see. If you wish to read the book you can probably find it on libgen.
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Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 15:57:39 [Preview] No. 9187 del
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Modern warfare doesn't limit itself to the front lines anymore. WWII is the prime example how the hinterland got it's own share of hardships.
The Italian infantry officer Giulio Douhet became the world's first recognized airpower theoretician with the publication of his book Command of the Air in 1921. Douhet declared, "The disintegration of nations [which] in the last war was brought about by [attrition] will be accomplished directly by . . . aerial forces."
Prior to World War II, psychologists and military theoreticians such as Douhet predicted that mass bombing of cities would create the same degree of psychological trauma seen on the battlefield in World War I. During World War I the probability of a soldier becoming a psychiatric casualty was greater than that of his being killed by enemy fire. As a result of this, authorities envisioned vast numbers of "gibbering lunatics" being driven from their cities by a rain of bombs. Among civilians the impact was projected to be even worse than that seen in combat. When the horror of war touched women, children, and the elderly, rather than trained and carefully selected soldiers, the psychological impact was sure to be too great, and even more civilians than soldiers were expected to snap.
This idea led to the bombing of cities by both sides in WWII. Pesky Italians I would break all their spaghetti in half. But actually everything went better than expected:
And yet, incredibly, the incidence of psychiatric casualties among these individuals was very similar to that of peacetime. There were no incidents of mass psychiatric casualties. The Rand Corporation study of the psychological impact of air raids, published in 1949, found that there was only a very slight increase in the "more or less long-term" psychological disorders as compared with peacetime rates. And those that did appear seemed to "occur primarily among already predisposed persons." Indeed, bombing seemed to have served primarily to harden the hearts and empower the killing ability of those who endured it.

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There are other types of human elements who participate in war beside those on the front. Grossman call them nonkillers.
Nonkillers are frequently exposed to the same brutal conditions as killers, conditions that cause fear, but they do not become psychiatric casualties. In most circumstances in which nonkillers are faced with the threat of death and injury in war, the instances of psychiatric casualties are notably absent. These circumstances include civilian victims of strategic bombing attacks, civilians and prisoners of war under artillery fire and bombings, sailors on board ship during combat, soldiers on reconnaissance missions behind enemy lines, medical personnel, and officers in combat.
He takes and examines these groups one by one just like he did with the civilians. Then he concludes:
It would appear that, at least in the realm of psychiatric casualty causation, fear does not reign supreme on the battlefield. The effect of fear should never be underestimated, but it is clearly not the only, or even the major, factor responsible for psychiatric casualties on the battlefield.
The point is that fear is only one of many factors, and it seldom, if ever, is the sole cause of psychiatric casualties.
The magnitude of the exhaustion and the horror suffered by combat veterans and victims of strategic bombing is generally comparable. The stress factors that soldiers experienced and bombing victims did not were the two-edged responsibility of (1) being expected to kill (the irreconcilable balancing of to kill and not to kill) and (2) the stress of looking their potential killers in the face (the Wind of Hate).

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 16:09:52 [Preview] No. 9189 del
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"Physiological Exhaustion" comes next, let's just summarize it with a short quote:
Psychologist F. C. Bartlett emphasized the psychological impact of physical exhaustion in combat. "In war," he wrote, "there is perhaps no general condition which is more likely to produce a large crop of nervous and mental disorders than a state of prolonged and great fatigue." The four factors of (1) physiological arousal caused by the stress of existing in what is commonly understood as a continual fight-or-flight-arousal condition, (2) cumulative loss of sleep, (3) the reduction in caloric intake, and (4) the toll of the elements — such as rain, cold, heat, and dark of night — assaulting the soldier all combine to form the "state of prolonged and great fatigue" that is the Weight of Exhaustion.

Next: Horror.
Beyond fear and exhaustion is a sea of horror that surrounds the soldier and assails his every sense.
Hear the pitiful screams of the wounded and dying. Smell the butcher-house smells of feces, blood, burned flesh, and rotting decay, which combine into the awful stench of death. Feel the shudder of the ground as the very earth groans at the abuse of artillery and explosives, and feel the last shiver of life and the flow of warm blood as friends die in your arms. Taste the salt of blood and tears as you hold a dear friend in mutual grieving, and you do not know or care if it is the salt of your tears or his.

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What is Wind of Hate?
Basically close interpersonal aggression that one needs to face not just on the battlefield but during our daily lives. Grossman gives a lengthy description of this civilian hardship, let's just grab a line:
All of us have had to face hostile aggression. On the playground as children, in the impoliteness of strangers, in the malicious gossip and comments of acquaintances, and in the animosity of peers and superiors in the workplace.
It's not unknown to any of us and Bernds on KC main oftentimes cry about their anxiety if they need to go to the outside world supposing they have to face this Wind of Hate in all their interactions.
Some people just cannot cope with this and takes action.
Indeed, history is full of tales of soldiers who have committed suicide or inflicted terrible wounds upon themselves to avoid combat. It isn't fear of death that motivates these men to kill themselves. Like many of their civilian counterparts who commit suicide, these men would rather die or mutilate themselves than face the aggression and hostility of a very hostile world.
It has a military application:
Psychologically, aerial and artillery bombardments are effective, but only in the front lines when they are combined with the Wind of Hate, as manifested in the threat of the personal infantry attack that usually follows such bombardments.
This is why there were mass psychiatric casualties following World War I artillery bombardments, but World War II's mass bombings of cities were surprisingly counterproductive in breaking the enemy's will. Such bombardments without an accompanying close-range assault, or at least the threat of such an assault, are ineffective and may even serve no other purpose than to stiffen the will and resolve of the enemy!
[...]What maneuver warfare advocates have discovered is that over and over in history, civilians and soldiers have withstood the actuality of fear, horror, death, and destruction during artillery bombardments and aerial bombardments without losing their will to fight, while the mere threat of invasion and close-up interpersonal aggression has consistently turned whole populations into refugees fleeing in panic.
[...]The potential of close-up, inescapable, interpersonal hatred and aggression is more effective and has greater impact on the morale of the soldier than the presence of inescapable, impersonal death and destruction.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 16:22:45 [Preview] No. 9191 del
Before Grossman proceeds with the Burden of Killing he ends this train of thought with a metaphor:
Many authorities speak and write of emotional stamina on the batllefield as a finite resource. I have termed this the Well of Fortitude. Faced with the soldier's encounters with horror, guilt, fear, exhaustion, and hate, each man draws steadily from his own private reservoir of inner strength and fortitude until finally the well runs dry.
Not just individuals but units as a whole has this Well, and sometimes green ones can perform better then veterans as they have more Fortitude to spare.
One can replenish from the well of others, for example a good leader can inspire his subordinates and help them holding on longer. Victory and success also helps the individual and the unit to go on.

Now I'm gonna end this for today too. I'm not sure if my editing is adequate and clear which lines are the quotes, if something not clear just write.

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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply]
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Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:05:32 [Preview] No. 9172 del
Retarded question that can only come from someone who has internalised the idea of state surveillance.
If nobody reports the crime, it didn't happen.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:13:18 [Preview] No. 9173 del
>Retarded question that can only come from someone who has internalised the idea of state surveillance.

Ever heard of BDSM? Ever heard of Guro fetishes? Ever heard of people who just want assisted suicide? Come on kraut, you're disappointing me here. Don't be so narrow minded here.

>If nobody reports the crime, it didn't happen.

Hmmm, fair enough. But what about watching old CP and the OP's topic that is AOC? Not everyone develops or matures sexually at the same pace. Just watching CP that's been recorded ages ago shouldn't make you a criminal. Certainly you're a creepy fuck and deserve to be shamed. But can you really call watching a video of a crime, a crime in and of itself?

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:28:26 [Preview] No. 9174 del
>Don't be so narrow minded here.
A little too late for that. And being too late, he's also irredeemable from his confirmation bias. Staying permanently on the apex of civilization means he must stop understading new things now, so that he can view the entirety of existence with the wisdom of hindsight: no progress shall happen after him, and he'll do anything to make sure of that.

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:31:36 [Preview] No. 9175 del
So the apex of civilization is being an autist supreme? I hope I too can reach such an epitome of autism, because god damn am I trying!

Bernd 07/22/2017 (Sat) 00:36:21 [Preview] No. 9176 del
Well, technically. Like stabbing at he shoulders of a giant.

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Libre Vidya Thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 11:20:07 [Preview] No. 8329 [Reply]
Let's see your TOP 3 open source community driven games.

I personally love games involving strategy:

Warzone 2100: https://www.wz2100.net/
Great tech tree with a balance on power, research and production with a tech tree you will never complete.

OpenRA: http://www.openra.net/
Now with near complete Tiberium Sun support and RA2 soon.

Unvanquished: https://www.unvanquished.net/
An advanced FPS with a strong emphasis on team play and tactics.
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Bernd 07/10/2017 (Mon) 19:09:51 [Preview] No. 8870 del
I also ignored trade question in these messages, but trade isn't that bad. It may give very small profits in early game, but in early game every coin matters. However, it is better to do trade as if route and storage allows it.

Oh, this thread is about FOSS games, so I'll post some to stay on topic.

There is pretty promising open source implementation of Morrowind: https://openmw.org/en/

And working open source X-COM 1 implementation that is playable and has less bugs than original: https://openxcom.org/

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 05:15:50 [Preview] No. 8905 del
Doesn't openmw needs the content from the game's disks? So one's need an actual copy of the original.

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 08:54:06 [Preview] No. 8908 del
Yes, openmw requires game copy. People often reimplement engines, but it is hard to create another set of content.

Bernd 07/13/2017 (Thu) 16:07:54 [Preview] No. 8911 del
But then the engine being cross platform mean that I could run Morrowind natively on Linux if I had a copy of it. Which is great as Wine gives lower performance.
Also if someone would make the assets: models, textures, scripts, sounds, texts then an entirely new game could be made. Even like Morrowind with guns.

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Very fun time waster.
Design ships, fight pirates, manage fleets.
Gameplay isnt very complicated, just go to various systems and kill all enemies there, but it's still addicting. Big variety of enemies will keep testing your creations.
Also there's sandbox mode in which you can create what you want without limits.

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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 21:28:26 [Preview] No. 9013 del
rarely, but it's nice and refreshing after long time with western music only
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Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 22:02:51 [Preview] No. 9014 del
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Jacek Kowalksi is polish musician and composer who sings and plays historical stuff or stuff related to history. Sometimes in original version but more often translated into polish.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LTpgYpgi_Ns [Embed]
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=CG4pO_VzLFw [Embed]
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XVI century polish song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9FAnWCkpwqg [Embed]

Medieval song Bertran de Born - in praise of war
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6DBy_Ssn0KE [Embed]

Medieval song Thibaut de Champagne - Seignor, sachiés, qui or ne s'en ira
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cge8WdqweOE [Embed]

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Bernd 07/19/2017 (Wed) 16:05:01 [Preview] No. 9019 del
Listening the first one. It's full of inflection or however it's called. Sounds Middle Eastern.

Bernd 07/19/2017 (Wed) 20:43:03 [Preview] No. 9021 del
nod entirely sure what you mean by inflection but the first song is not a very serious one in this compilation

Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 19:37:40 [Preview] No. 9049 del
Can't explain. Never mind.

rondam news Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 17:20:10 [Preview] No. 8542 [Reply]
from your contry or wherever

the arbitral tribunal finally announced rulings regarding border disputes between slovenia and croatia. however, croatia claims they will ignore those rulings because they don't see them as legitimate ever since a year ago when some phone calls between one of the members of the tribunal and some irrelevant slovenian official were leaked. however the arbitration was accepted as part of ultimatum to croatia regarding eu membership.


besides the sea border dispute, most land border disputes were results of anomalies where one republic or a municipality governed land that was nominally on the other side of the republic border.

see pictures in article. it was ruled out that:
1) gulf of piran belongs to slovenia (except for a narrow strip next to croatian coast, as opposed to border going along the centreline) and the sea border continues straight out to italian waters; slovenia doesn't get a direct contact with international waters but instead a 4.6km wide corridor is assigned inside croatian waters that slovenia gets full access to
2) land border follows the dragoña river; this means that a couple of houses (most notably, joško joras, who wrote "here is slovenia too" on his house in 2002 and had some publicised breakouts with border officials) and fields, altogether 113ha that were part of slovene municipalities and were infrastructurally connected to slovenia, stay on croatian side
3) 70ha of forest on snežnik plateau forests that were part of hungary before ww1 but was anomalously reassigned to slovenia during treaty of rapallo for no reason whatsoever, remain part of slovenia
4) 335ha large piece of clay around village of drage (northern bela krajina, foothills of gorjanci), mostly forests, that was anomalously part of croatian cadadstres goes to croatia. this is right next to the worst example of bordergore on slovene border, however the ruling does nothing to resolve that. such cases.
5) the army objects on trdina peak (in gorjanci) that were seized by slovene forces during independence war get split following the internal republic borders along the ridge within yugoslavia; the radio tower is therefore on slovenian side while the barracks on croatian
6) the border along mura river follows its old riverbet from the 19th century and not the modern-day regulated course (leaving a larger part of land on croatian side)

croatia is expected to send army on its borders and slovenia is expected to go crazy on border control to prevent tourists from reaching croatia until croatia gives a statement regarding agreeing with the outcome
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Bernd 07/15/2017 (Sat) 19:40:41 [Preview] No. 8945 del
niggers in paris are revolting because a rapper who supports a government of some african country is to perform

Bernd 07/16/2017 (Sun) 11:45:25 [Preview] No. 8951 del
Srsly wat?!

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Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 06:14:43 [Preview] No. 9035 del
>proved to be a fiasco
Wot? Tell me more, I've been living under a rock when it comes to that.

Bernd 07/20/2017 (Thu) 16:35:31 [Preview] No. 9040 del
I exaggerated for fun and glory. I remembered this failure from few years back:
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Bernd 07/17/2017 (Mon) 18:33:30 [Preview] No. 8975 [Reply]
the weak should fear the strong
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Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 15:53:45 [Preview] No. 9000 del
First they show how the muzhiks carried the church on their backs for centuries. Then the priest gives a backrub to the tired proletarian the way how a child gives a good hard back massage to his father.

Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 19:24:56 [Preview] No. 9006 del
found the other photo I was talking about

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Bernd 07/18/2017 (Tue) 20:38:46 [Preview] No. 9011 del
>found the other photo

Here the full video >>8999 (you)

>it was some russian ordodox custom, but I don't remember what was it exactly
>maybe someone else can explain

It is "shima". Word used for pledge to the god and also for clothing that monks (hardcore ones) wear. As far as I know, it is pretty rare thing. Never saw anyone in it.


Food & Drinks Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:30:40 [Preview] No. 8691 [Reply]
I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.
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Bernd 07/15/2017 (Sat) 11:35:58 [Preview] No. 8939 del
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Vegemite has a very strong, distinct taste that is described as umami or savory. It's bad reputation is caused by what i can only assume are deeply ignorant burgers that treat Vegemite as if it were a peanut butter or jam spread. I certainly couldn't stomach a spoonful of Vegemite on it's own. The truth is, that Vegemite is delicious when prepared correctly, as described in my original post. Thinly spread; not like how you would use a pesto, Italian anon. Some people like more or less Vegemite but i always like it with an equal amount of butter and always accompanied with a nice glass of milk.

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Mamma mia Piedone Puerto Bello!

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I want to try it too. Yeast extract doesn't really give me information as to what sort of flavor it has going on. There was some 80s song, by Men at work? Had a line about someone handing him a vegemite sandwich. I think Crocodile Dundee, Men at Work, and Crocodile Hunter fucked up American views of life in Australia for 2+ generations tbh. >>8926
I think he's using noodles there in a catch-all kind of way like pasta.

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Today I wanted to bake taters in coals and eat it with yoghurt. It's fuckin raining. Oh well.

Nokedli. Basically it's dumplings.
- some flour
- 1 egg
- water/milk
- salt
Mix ingredients, you want a fluid dough but not too watery. Boil water and get a cheese grater with large holes, put it over the boiling water pour some dough on it, spread and push the dough through it. Watch as the dough drips into the water. Do this until you're out of dough.
Drain it (it cooks fast).
Serve it with the pörkölt.
Nokedli has other uses. Mix it with scrambled eggs and eat it with fresh salad made of salad and water lightly spiced with sugar and vinegar.

Bernd 07/15/2017 (Sat) 14:37:31 [Preview] No. 8944 del
I will keep in mind to spread it lightly on butter tho.

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BONG Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 16:49:34 [Preview] No. 8483 [Reply]
All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.
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Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 16:56:21 [Preview] No. 8814 del
>Have you ever told I
Instructions unclear.

Bernd 07/07/2017 (Fri) 18:51:34 [Preview] No. 8823 del
But on radish it is

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In the late books thread you, Bernds, mentioned Svejk. Since then I decided to read it finally, and I find all kinds of interesting things in there, such as...