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BotN threda

Battle of the Nations HMB tournament is starting in 2 days in Barcelona. [Embed]

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I just tried this app to figure out if it supports Japanese and it doesn't yet. So I tried the 5 minute English test and scored 71 % "proficiency".
I don't know how, because I couldn't understand shit in 2011 before I started to watch YouTube content.
After this I switched to Russian and learned my first few words of it.
How are your language skills doing, Bernd?

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Pew Pew

How about a Syria threda?

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webm thred

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UK Election
our election was just approved, any thoughts/expectations?
seems like a sure win for the Conservatives, but then again many people were sure we wouldn't leave the EU

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Frog Elections

1st round of the elections is today. The best 2 candidates make it to round 2. 4 candidates were all around 20-25% in the last polls.
Le Pen - Right wing anti-EU
Fillion - corrupt cuckservative
Macron - Jew banker without program
Mélenchon - Gommie

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Rage 'n' Baw General


Fucking gypsy fucks. Today 10+ gypsy brats got on the bus. They smelled like trash and had the body odor of those who haven't taken a shower for a year safe bet they haven't. They listened music on their cell and spat sunflower seed husk everywhere. They were loud and obnoxious and I noticed everyone took their bags a bit closer when they saw these at the bus stop.
I would give free citizenship for every 10 of them killed.

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North Korea happening thread

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Music Threada

Post some interesting bands that are not so well known, but are not complete crap either. [Embed]
So lately I got into new synthwave. Can't really tell the difference between various artists or anything about them yet, but I find this genre very cosy to listen in general.

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Book threda

What do you read nowadays?
I recently finished The Tower of the Swallow from the Witcher series by Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz. Now only The Lady of the Lake lefto to suffer through. Well not suffer but not that good either. It's enough to keep me interested in the story.
In parallel I read second pic rel. The main point of the author is that the meme of the pure knightly armies are wrong. Or something like this.

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Hang in there, just one more week!

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One of my classes ended for this term, meaning I will never see that cute girl ever again since we are pursuing different degrees. It also means I will never see a cute girl again for the rest of the year since I'm doing STEM and there aren't cute girls in that. Woe is me! I wish this term had lasted longer, I can't believe it's all coming to an end.

Pic related is the leftypol board owner, not the girl I'm talking about.

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Well, in the meantime our BO here changes the flags to balls I'm gonna dump the BONG I have both mine and what was created by others.
I hope this board will survive for a while otherwise I'll feel a bit stoopid.

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>Britbongs and their banter
>Aussies and Leafs being notorious for shitposting
>USA electing a twitter shitposter as president
Why do Anglos love shitposting so much?

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Why is G*rman army equipment so shitty?
t. non-g*rm

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Fuck poor people

>go to mcdonald's
>there's this machine that can take my order automatically
>the fucking bitch from the cash register walks up to me and asks me stupid fucking shit like if I want a side or a drink
>the entire reason I'm using this machine is so I don't have to talk to people and this bitch is trying hard to "help"
>the bitch stands beside me the entire fucking time I'm ordering my food through the machine
Get the fuck away bitch, you've been replaced by a machine, fuck off. It was so obvious that they've hired too many people there and there were 2 or so people doing fucking nothing but just standing there and walking around being minorities.

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What did you have for dinner Bernd? I made parmesan potato roses and chicken tenders. It was very delicious.

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Goodnight /kc/tire board

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Useless news from Wherever

Post here the useless news of your country.

Thanks for the vote of the Parliament on 7th March, for the first time Good Friday is a holiday in Hungary so now we're gonna have a four days weekend. Neato.
Source (I couldn't find an English one)
Hungarian holidays:

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If ya wanna watch old slovene classic film called kekec's pranks come to

I'm starting film in 2 hours but random vids and shitposting preshow is up already

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Some cop threatened to arrest me some time ago for giving a group of people the middle finger at a soccer game. Before I thought cops were okay, but now I hate them. The thing is that I did it for 5 seconds and stopped before he ever arrived. And he only confronted me to look like he was in charge or some shit and make snarky comments like, "Not so funny now, is it?

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RIP 8chan

After a refugee crisis it died an uneventful death.
It had only seven months.

8ch/kc/ *08/2016 +03/2017

Press F to pay respects.

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1. ur cunt
2. do you have gf

1. USA
2. no

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Kebab Thread

The voting booths are closed. First results are being expected tonight.

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So, this board is død. Sad!

I'll put some images here, let them be. I have many.

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Face Memory

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IWO German-Slavic Border Area

Anyone interested in an IWO on the limits of civilisation?

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Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my Anonym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?

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I'm drunk, listening to early 2000's music and coding an android app I will probably never finish.
So Bernd, how do you spend this fine saturday afternoon?

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What are /kc/'s thoughts on Esperanto and other artificial languages?

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Wallpaper thread

Bernd edition

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I'm getting really frustrated with school. Time is running out and I'm being given these big final projects. I'm not worried of the possibility of failing a class - far from it. I'm worried of getting a B in one of my classes, staining my 4.0 GPA once and for all.

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Literally me looking at the amount of work I have to do.

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Gardening threda

How are your babies going? Bost your herbs and weeds. Pic related is from my last gardening attempt. I guess I forgot to take new photos after that cause I was busy smonking their ancestors.

Feels good posting without BKA tbh.

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Mene Tiem

Professer Goggle!

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When I'm reading, I feel more strain on the eyes when the background is black and the text white rather than the inverse. Very strange!

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I am thinking of switching to jock straps for added support to my genitals. I switched to boxer briefs a number of years ago, but since then, particularly while driving I noticed it seems like my junk gets all bunched up I am either better off not wearing anything or making a more drastic switch. Does any one know of any reasonably priced brands that are also sturdy enough for my rig?

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Ю́лия Вячесла́вовна Липни́цкая

Hey Bernd, do you still remember me?

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Will kc moderators ban me for this pic (i will hide the file name)?

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I can't believe's all around the entire place....symbols of the male patriarchy [Embed]

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Vidya thread

Games are always a good topic on imageboards. So.

Finished NFS Underground 2. For the nth time. The ending is very anti-cathartic: after a disappointing and glitchy race against the main adversary (sometimes his car jumps into nowhere) the player gets a shitty yoohoo cutscene and a your winner message.

Started to fiddle around with a new game: Battle Brothers. With some early access version as only today was released the final, full version. Couldn't find a torrent of that yet but it's still very fresh so no biggie.
The inspiration for the developer came from games like: " The original X-Com, Warhammer: Shadow of the Horned Rat, Mount & Blade and Jagged Alliance".
You command a mercenary company, waltz around on a strat map, fight battles on tactical maps, hire warriors and do quests. Enjoyable but seems boring on the long run. I hope they will make it moddable eventually because I think it lacks some features (would be nice a main char, a notary and other stuff).
We'll see what the future holds for this game.

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My bank account is dwindling down to 0. Have less than $500 left (((((((((((((

Once I graduate though, money will never be a problem ))))))))))
How's your financial status?

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Bernd Cooking

To breathe some life into this board i decided to make cooking thread.

What do you usually eat for dinner bernd? Do you have any interesting recipes? Do you have any ideas for fast cheap and tasty dinners?

My usually dinners are made from combination of frozen vegetables and chicken/sausage heated on a pan as i only have a gas stove in my flat

Sometimes chicken breast with gyros seasoning plus rice

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Hi Bernd. Today I'm gonna cook hypophthalmichthys (retarded name tbh, in Ukrainian the fish called towstolobyk). Let's get started little by little.

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Post here if you're sleepy and you're going to sleep.

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OK I think we can forget about 8chan once and for all. Our new home is here.

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Let's settle this.

Which of the three competing lines of succession to the French throne is rightful and legitimate?

Which one has the ideal mindset and project to lead France towards greatness?

Which of the current claimants to the throne is most qualified for being King of France/King of the French/Emperor of the French? I'd like to hear this from a Frenchfag, as I can't find a lot of information online on the current claimants.

I see the original Bourbon line unbroken until the Revolution as the only legitimate royal line - the House of Bonaparte and the July Monarchy were, after all, usurpers - but I have some sympathies for the Orléanists and their ideal of a civilized, British-style middle ground between absolutism and pure democracy.

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Does Bernd has an idea for earning moneys on the internet? I thought about some variant using or hosting a (game) server and hosting ads.
I need moneys since I get welfare by state and it's not enough for me.
I prefer not something like filesharing/video streaming since there are thousand of websites like this.

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Movie General aka Chink Movies Thread

Watched the Mongol. It was meh. Some interesting stuff like the carousing and brawling I wrote about in the Legends thread on 8ch/kc. But all in all...

Dl'd the Yakuza Papers, 6 movies. It supposed to be 11 movies? I dunno. Anyone has seen these?
Now I only need time.

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Page 264 of "Principles of Computer Security"

"Placing a wireless device behind a firewall does not do any good, because the firewall stops only physically connected traffic from reaching the device. Outside traffic can come literally from the parking lot directly to the wireless device and into the network"

Page 283
"A technique called war-driving involves using a laptop and software to find wireless networks from outside the premises. A typical use of war-driving is to locate a wireless network with poor or no security and obtain free Internet access, but other uses can be more devastating. A simple solution is to place a firewall between the wireless access point and the rest of the network and authenticate users before allowing entry."

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I found some old tea in my cupboard which is apparently still in date for the next few months, but I just tried some and it tastes like bananas for some reason.

wat the fug

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So we're gonna be in business with Iran. Building and selling small reactors. And who knows maybe we'll build a nuke arsenal secretly.

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When I was at the gym earlier today, I had no idea whether I had done 2 sets of squats or 3 sets :(((((((

After my workout I went to McDonald's and it was fucking top tier. Touch screen ordering and payment that eliminates any line (There's like 4 of those touch screens) and then the tables were super comfy and had really nice seats. Big flat screen TV showing dead syrian kids to put a smile on my face and start my day right. 10/10 will be going there after every workout.

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Hiking, Camping

Do you like hiking and/or camping, Bernd?
I pretty much love hiking, alone or with friends doesn't matter, both gives entirely different experience. I try to spend as much time as I can spare in the woods, wich isn't really that much sadly. I would really recommend it all those Bernds who spends most of their time sitting in front of the screen F5-ing constantly. For a few hours walk you only need a small bottle of water and a Snickers.
I don't even remember when was the last time when I was out camping and not just in an FPS.

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One thermometer says the house is 81 degrees, but the one right above it says it's 79. I don't know which to trust.

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What is going to the barber in Finland like?

I know that everywhere in the world barbers are notorious for trying to make normie-tier small talk with every head they touch but I also know that on the Finland making small talk with anyone outside of immediate family is strictly Haram.

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hello kc fags, here's pope for you

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2000's > 80's > 50's > 70's > 60's >>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2010's

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/mlpol/ is a board of peace.

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Now, that everyone is leaving for KC main, we will see how many of us left. Finally we can have cozy discussions.
Post ITT if whatever.

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KC Design

I will make it for you because I'm a autistic retard with too much free time.

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KC History of KC

I know very little or KC culture or memes. There seems to be spurdo and the autist actor and the finns are mongols memes, but I am interested in knowing more about KC and would like a little oral history instead of going somewhere like ED or what have you.

Anything is appreciated.

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>8chan down as well

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Kc is back but i'm still banned there. Any ideas how to remove the ban?

I'm not particulate in any shitty pol discussions

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First to post that Kc is down again

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Final css thread

Making final collection of everything that has been posted.

1. Get Stylish plugin for your web browser
2. Paste this css into a custom stylesheet for this board:
3. Report ITT if you find anything that still sucks.

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cuckold moderators on KC are already removing threads about other boards

looks like the board owner of 8ch is now a kcmod on KC

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GeoIP updated

Just letting you know I've updated the GeoIP database. So it's hopefully more accurate now.

Let us know in this thread any changes or features you want/need. We'll get them on the todo list.

EndChan Admin

EDIT: ID proof

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How to quit blazing it

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A programming assignment is due in about an hour. Anyone else remember the panic of trying to turn in an assignment on time back in college? I hate this feeling of a time limit.

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I need help

Mental ward here. My mental condition has seriously detoriated ever since KC went down. My doctor keeps asking me what happened all of a sudden and I don't know what to tell him, "the international online forum of interracial porn, racist internet memes and Autists that was my entire social life is kill?"

Seriously God, why would you do this? My life is going to shit and I can't even tell the professionals why.

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Krautchan is back up and already filled with cancer. Fuck it, I'm staying here.

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If you want to use this board by using cellphone, you can download an app called dashchan. Enjoy.

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Anyone else repulsed by gays? I don't think I could ever accept them.

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Ernstchan added a catalog
There's a Stylish userstyle that makes it look exactly like Krautchan, far closer to the original than 8ch even
Most people are already there
What's your excuse now?

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KC sever is back up!

but /int/ is 404 and the main page is just pic related.

what the fug is going on?

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It's back !

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what is this man's actual purpose?
what are his functional responsibilities?

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I have never had a gf.

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LAYOUT > everything else

also xplain the purpose of this feature

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Germans run the EU!!!
t. english press

Literally "the loser of WW2 is running the institution we created just to keep him down!! See? He's swinging a broom in the hallway, he runs this place!!"

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kc is back btw

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Meta thread

After lurking all 3 main kc alternatives for a bit ( and this) I have come to conclusion that this one is best.

8chan has the best format and most active, however russians can't access and the board owner is an idiot.

I don't really like Ernstchan, they already have their own """culture""" there, also no catalog.

That leaves this site, the only problem is this board is the most active on this site so all our posts are showing up on the frontpage. But I don't think it's a big problem because obviously not many people visit anyway.

Sadly all are very slow compared to original.

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What's your opinion on worry bear?

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Best porn star and why

Molly Rome. Just look at that face!

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if you are in london, come on down to the bernd meetup
we will have
-maybe mdma
-alcohol of course
you don't have to do drugs, but it's a cool think

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What would you do if you could time travel back in time?
I would tell gitler how to win war and would get everything I want, fucking lolis, a nice house in pacific and I would invent internet to found KC and be his new Speer designing couples in Berlin

btw usurper I did the title "diaspora of krautchan unite" didn't I?

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From this day forth, the EU and UK are locked in a Cold War. They hate us now, and require us to fail in order to fulfil their own dark aims, and in turn we must destroy them to save ourselves. People will die, things will break, but it will be worth it in the end because the UK will triumph. Good luck everyone, except the integrationist eurotrash. I unironically hope you die.

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>mom's rare surname next to rothschild


she's a goy tho, gotta show it her and see what happens

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Tfw I saw successful Falcon-9 landing and I'm really glad for you, USA. Seems, I shouldn't do this, but actually I'm glad for America. Strange feeling. Maybe this because I want also to gloat over our government, which ruins our space industry more and more with each year. Anyway, this should have happened.

Congratulations, guys!

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Why do all ukie girls look like this?

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The mum in E.T. leaves the kid home alone. Is that even legal in the US?

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Cosplay and jewelery

I want to make the sparkling magical necklace Shana wears in 灼眼のシャナ but with real gold trim, gold flakes, and a nice stone.

What kind of stone should I use? Is there something prettier, shinier, and more transclucent than ruby?

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ernstchad is shit
kc has shitmods (and is shit)

can germans do anything right?

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Since Der General has apparently decided to take KC down for good I have decided to come clean.
I have been moderating Krautchan for the past year and a half. Ask me anything.

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I have an official appointment in 2 hours. I got up 1 hour ago, all I did was smoke weed. ;_;

I'll get ready now. Clothes, shower, trim my pubic hair just incase.

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this is a gondola thread

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What did he say?

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My life was better when I still had a sex drive since mostly everything we do is for sex. If you say no to sex you say no to intermediate connections to people.

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Robin Seplut [Embed]

Very nice cat videos feat. no talking. They're a bunch of strays round some commieblocks somewhere in Russia.
Recently there have been a load of new kittens in his videos, they're very c&a
I wonder what happened to White Cat?

t. not Robin I swear

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KC is coming back today or tomorrow. What do you think about this? Will you come back to KC or will you stay here?

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I just changed the tire of my bicycle and had to release the old air in it. It smelled like a kot had crawled into a pile of fish and died in there. r8

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I quit my first job today. I gave my boss my two week notice. I was nervous about it and I'm a little nervous about what I'm going to do but I feel like it was the right decision. r8

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Check ernstchan

Check endchan

never as much volume as kc int.

We, the ones who keep refreshing this page are true bernds. The rest are able to move on with life, doing other things.

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What is Bernd drinking right now?

And what does Bernd like to do while he drinks?

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I'm low test

Now I'm know why I'm such a beta loser

Too bad I don't have health insurance or else I could get free steroids

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Am I supposed to be giving a fuck about meeting my protein requirements on days which I don't work out?

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May signs Article 50 letter

It will be delivered to Bresidnet Donald Trump Tusk later today.

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I made a photo for Bernd today :3

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Hey, my board is relevant again.

t. admin noticed kc is down after one week

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Say Hello to A.I.Chan! [Embed]

Do you play Japanese freeware games, Bernd?

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Stop using nonfree software!

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Where are all the Bernds?

Reminder that 8ch and ernstchan are not viable options (pics related), endchan is the only place for Bernd.

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Another KC clone

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Hey. If ya need to make balls work take a look at how does it

the only difference is that instead of img.flag.flag-xx here the code seems to be img.imgFlag.flag-xx

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Germans are just superior slavic rape babies

You cannot refute this.

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hey, usurper wanna give me my board back? I'm the one who made the nice css and banners, it's only legitimate. but you can be moderator :^)

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I just cracked open 5 eggs up for a delicious breakfast. The 5th one was full of blood so all of them were ruined and I had to flush them down the shitter.

Exagerate your involvement

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Enjoying your dead board?

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Endchan mods were "flipped"? If so what do?

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KC is coming back today or tomorrow. What do you think about this? Will you come back to KC or will you stay here?

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Im getting stomach cramps just from being angry.

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Funny, why did you guys choose this place as your main refugee camp?

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The Kasey error code went from 522 to 521. Does that mean anything?

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my anus burns
thank you Hungary

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New board owner of 8chan kc disabled posting from tor and removed all board logs. Please make new threads telling everyone to abandon the board.

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The instructions of a class I'm taking said to go read a chapter of a book which, after an hour, I did. Then underneath that sentence it specified to read just a single topic from that chapter which is only a paragraph long. I ended up reading like 25 pages when all I really needed to do was read a paragraph that was around 10 sentences long!

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I unironically am attracted to the girl in this comic

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No country for old Bernd ;____;

KC down.
Go to 4chan /int/: it's shit and feel like reddit, it doesn't feel KC-tier at all...
Go to Ylilauta: it's shit and infested with iq89 throat singers, so fucking unKC-tier
Go to 8chan /int/: It's puke ruled by imbéciles and brain-damaged people; also unKC-tier
Go to Ernstchan /int/: It smell old and cozy, there is a breeze of KCtierness but it's primitive and there is no catalogue
Go to endchan /kc/: Feel meh as fuck.

w-wake me up inside...

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The chair when bored but too lazy to entertain yourself and the ways you know don't work well anymore.

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SAA soldier gets eaten by dogs in Syria, life is though there.

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Do these make me look like a cop?

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Dear blogpost

I put a lot of French cheese in my fridge, and now it smells like someone farted whenever I open the fridge door. Why do they smell like that? I think the prime suspect is the coulommiers.

Do you like stinky cheese Bernd?

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Is it normal to fap twice a day?

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How to be happier person?

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I forgot I had school today and missed one of my classes

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What would you do?

Ciao Bernd!
I come to you, because i am seeking your advice.
I am working in a italien restaurant for nearly 20 years and now i am on a fork in my life. It all began when i was taken in for internship in this restaurant and it developed towards a employment, with some time in culinary school in Roma. The honour is, that i was the only german there and i was treated like family and it was nice to learn the true art of italian cuisine.
We put out high quality food because the owner was looking after the product he used (he even imported flour from italy, let alone other ingredients) so we could provide a standard, that was unmatched to other restaurants in our small town. In the end we just openend on weekends (friday to sunday) and we were booked in a month in advance (beside the occasional company event during the week).
Everything went smooth until the owner died not long ago and the family decided to sell. They offered me to buy it first, but i couldn't get a loan from the bank to do so. After a few weeks there was coming a new owner in, a "economics student" that got the money from his parents for his first business.
Since i am the only staff left, he offered me the position as "Head Chef", but i got such a tight budget, that i can't afford the imported groceries, which made our pizza and pasta stand out. His answer was "just buy it from the supermarket next to us". I displayed him a pizza with the original recipe and the ingredients i can get from our local market and he replied "there is a difference, yes, but in view of 30% more profit i will not import the expensive stuff and the custormers will not know the difference" (just for the record: for the most part the quality is shit in german supermarkets regarding food).
So i am now wondering how would you decide in my situation; would you sacrifice your integrity for the sake of "having a job" or would you go on social welfare until you find something else?

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That feel when i made stupid comment on youtube and it keeps getting thumbs up and im too assburger to delete it.

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